#anon getting freaky

[kiss-marry-kill-polls]

"put the pic of him in handcuffs. it'll blow their minds. he's like a critter. a creature. blonde and gorgeous. he comes with a free ponytail for tugging"

[turnipoddity]

good old days

[devotion-disorder]

Not sure if it's just me or not but even after you fixed the link it still doesn't seem to work 😞. Also I'm not sure if this has been answered before but how likely are the boys to kidnap us? What would the living conditions be like for us? Also when is Noel gonna let me out of his freaky sex dungeo-

no you're right the link was broken again 💀💀💀 should be fixed now (fr this time)

I think Noel is more likely than Kuuya to kidnap their target. First for purely logistical reasons - he's got that streamer money to afford a nice place with a spare room while Kuuya is still living in a 4-tatami run-down apartment downtown. But generally speaking, Noel is more emotionally volatile and reckless, while Kuuya is sometimes too cowardly to act on what he wants to do.

In the very loose line of lore i have in my head (which id say are like, half-canon only, so feel free to disregard it), Noel and his s/o hasnt been in contact since their childhood days, and he has changed pretty dramatically since then. On the other hand, Kuuya most likely falls for someone he already sees on a routine basis (a coworker, a 7-11 cashier, his neighbor etc etc) so he's fulfilled by watching at a distance to some extent. So Noel might be more desperate to reconnect with his s/o through whatever means possible.

On a baseline level, the living conditions with Noel aren't too bad. You'll probably be given your own en-suite room, which would be nice if the doors actually had locks on them. He'll spoil you with whatever you want to eat, on the condition that you'll eat it while sitting on his lap. But having all of these 'privileges' also means he can take them away as easily as he gives them out...disobey him and see how fast he can turn your room into a sensory deprivation chamber.

Kuuya, on the other hand, doesn't even have a big enough room for a work desk, let alone two beds. So you can expect zero personal space at all times and everything becoming a co-op activity LOL. Not that he's complaining though. His insane working hours might be your only reprieve, but you might be driven to insanity faster by the sheer boredom of staring at the same 4 walls everyday than the fact that you're cohabiting with a psycho.

[lavendermin]

Do you think with a lactation kink also comes with the breeding kink for Jing Yuan...

By law they need to be a package deal bc I said so🙂‍↕️ Thee bread and butter of this blog. Makes me howl at the freak moon or whatever.

cw | breeding, lactation, mdni

That man is insufferable and would absolutely express out loud to you that if you do fall pregnant after his breeding efforts, he would love to taste you once your lactation period begins. He's at your chest, lips firmly attached to your puffy nipple like the depraved man he is in the sanctity of your shared bedroom. Would develop a habit of getting you to sit on his lap stroking his twitching cock, his hand on your cute rounded tummy and his lips firmly suckling on your chest. Pulls away with a wet pop and the most debauched, lust-hazed expression, his chin glistening with your milk from where he was messily gulping down mouthfuls.

Loves to help out when your breasts are just so full of milk that they’re a little uncomfortable and leaving wet patches on your robe. He’s all too eager to help. Pats his lap so you can come over and he’ll happily make you feel better.

[13tinysocks]

do the marks smell dregs on their period n go 😛

You guys can not be serious it’s 8am

[valveplugconfessions]

"You do realise they're 30ft tall robots, it physically doesn't work " ok then Rumble and Frenzy. Let's fuck Rumble and Frenzy. Let's get fucked by Rumble and Frenzy. They're like 2x the size of a human and you've seen the shit we do with bad dragons. If it fits I sits.

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[dipperscavern]

its a good thing robb is into biting because i want to rip a chunk out of his shoulder

(lovingly💕)

i want to eat that man whole. GODS

also Can i just say robb likes when you bite him. hard. as if you really are trying to get a chunk of his shoulder. he’s so freaky i’m sorry he’s gritting his teeth letting out a shuddering exhale and then when u soothe the area w your tongue hhe’s smiling sooo hard (slut)

[wormchamp72]

what if instead of dark worm is was freaky worm and instead of being evil he gets impregnated by Jeff the killer.

Freaky Worm? Oh, you bet this Worm is "FREAKY" alright. So "freaky" he might just GET UP AND STAB YOUR FACE OFF WITH A KNIFE.

Heh...how's that for "freaky"? Well, since it's "Freaky Worm" right now, why don't I freak all over you? Why don't I freak all over your dead, mangled body? I'll spit on you, call you a LOSER, a Bee-yotch, an EFFING POSER and kick you until not even your closest loved one can identify you...oh, wait. Forgot you didn't have any of those.

And impregnated? IMPREGNATED??? I will NOT get EFFING IMPREGNATED on my watch. Believe me, if I were impregnated, I would use all my strength to push that fetus out in a miracle act of mind-induced abortion. Even "Freaky Worm" wouldn't deign to do such a thing.

And yeah. I know how "impregnation" works. And let me tell you. I would NOT let even Jeff the Killer put "that" "there".

Hggghgg.......*takes out knife and STABS YOUR FACE OFF*

This time, Dark Worm isn't worried about staying composed. This time, Dark Worm's in charge, and he has no EFFS left to give.

*freaks all over you as you die---heh. How'd you like that?*

[arkarti]

What's the name of your AO3 account?! I can't find your fics!

well if you can't find my art corner that way (in the ship tag) - you can always ask me off anon. sry, I'm not gonna post it out in the open 😅

[messymoonmad]

Where the Patreon link at? 💀💀💀

((for obvious reasons this is a joke))

LMFAO

( Anyways if you need it or anyone else do here it is )

[sheepthatgobaa]

solomon or simeon oiled up and naked you can only pick one

WHAT IS THIS ASK ANON?

I pick none cuz they would get frisky with each other either way 🤷‍♂️

[real-ponyboy]

Just so you know, you're ✨REAL✨ hot🤤🤭

WOAH?? ANON?? 😜😜😏😏

[thegreatyin]

this nemesis ambition started out a little slow but I am getting closer to finding that bastard who killed my wife, and I’ll not rest a minute now that im far closer to on his trail

sorry got in character for a second

Anyways fun ambition so far very fucked up though

congratulations on joining the murder club anon!!!! depending on who you ask the name refers to either people who have murdered or people who have witnessed murder. usually both. actually extremely often both. it's a swell time you'll feel right at home (don't mind our collective skyglass knife collection in the back)

[sciderman]

Hey Sci I’m in London already. What are the next steps in the kissing process

I suppose we set a meeting place and… um… something about the president’s shoelaces?

[cookies-after-dark]

U match my freak sm I need more freaky friends 💔

Literally I look like this

You've come to the right cellar. Please join us, and bring some air freshener with you; it's dank down here.

[peachphernalia]

Hello HMSW Terraria headcanoner here hi

I see you asked me to elaborate on my Terraria HMSW headcanons......... Rubs hands evilly like a fly (unless it was a joke and I misunderstood in which case my apolocheese 💔💔)

So, Heart's class is kinda obvious since guns and stuff, but I also think that Heart with bombs would be a hilarious thing to imagine

I think Mind would be a summoner because to me he just seems like the type to not get his own hands dirty when others could do it for him (also the Spinal Tap would definitely fit him) (btw his favorite summons would be the Stardust Dragon, the Terraprisma, the Magic Daggers and the Desert Tiger)

Soul principally because of the Inferno Fork but I'm just realizing there's actual tridents in Terraria???????? I'm actually stupid I never noticed 💔💔💔💔💔💔 ANYWAYS, for some reason outside of the Inferno Fork I think Soul would be related to magic...,.,..,...,. So yeah B)

And Whole....... I'm gonna be honest I Do Not Know, I just think he'd be the type to want to go against enemies with a sword (or a yoyo??????? Seriously why is that a melee weapon /silly) and he'd look so badass with swords imho

I can see Melee Soul and Mage Whole tho, those classes could fit them amazingly as well and I will need to consider that B]

Btw bonus headcanons: Heart would have a Baby Imp, Mind would have a mushroom tinted Fennec Fox and Soul would have a red tinted Wisp B]

OHHH THIS IS SO EXCITING FOR ME . ok ok ok

you’re very right about ranged heart . i do think he’d prioritize guns over bows ofcourse [actually daedalus stormbow may be an exception that feels like him] & you are Also right bombs would be very good . or rockets maybe give that guy a rocket launcher

i didn’t totally see summoner mind when i read it originally in the other post but stardust dragon is so real actually you’ve convinced me 100% that guy is So stardust set . i do also think he’d like raven staff but maybe i am biased because i just like raven staff a lot

i will be real i completely forgot the inferno fork existed but you areso smart for that . i can certainly see mage soul [i also think something like shadowbeam staff has his feel] i just swapped him & whole around because i am very annoying about whole & in my head he is arguably the most ? frail ???? of the four ?? which made me struggle to imagine him in melee . but leaning towards yoyo has actually changed my mind completely that guy would Totally fuck with yoyos . & beetle armor . [once again my own biases for favorite items is showing i fear]

i also think i like melee soul especially because imagining him with the daybreak is doing things to my brain