#answers;; Killian

[aidenelsa]

whoever manifested a garethkayden book, THANK YOU!!!

[athenascrows]

yeah I can match your freak. the real question is if you can match MY freak (loving characters so intensely and passionately that you physically feel ill without them)

[flame-shadow]

Hi Flame I hope you have a nice birthday, here's the bros :)

the boys!! the brothers!! i miss them sm

thank you for this 💙

[bluebellowl]

Heya blue, do ya still remember Killian from Spies in disguise? I remember you had drawn the lass with the others, what would he be like in the 50s AU?

Of course I remember Killian! Looking back, I still don't know how on earth he remained so small in the fandom community, cuz EVERYONE said the only complaint they had about Spies in Disguise villain is that there was too little of him.

Since the 50s AU plays right after WW2, I could see him as part of a terroristic organisation. What did Kyrgyzstan do during WW2?

Historic research ensues

Looks like Kyrgyzstan was under Soviet leadership but didn't feel too happy about it and suffered HARD under Soviet Russia taking resources from the war against Nazi Germany.

So perhaps Killian was part of a rebellion against Soviet Russia; a big mission was foiled, and Killian emerges as the only survivor from the incident, turning to the US New York underground for help, aka Joseph Cross.

Idk just a first idea. What do you think?

[kazoosandfannypacks]

For the top 5 ask game, your top five headcanons? (From any fandom)

oh hey sorry this took a hot minute!

5. Modern AU Ezra Bridger almost exclusively uses these emojis 😻🐱😸😽😹😾😺😿🙀

4. It doesn't matter that she's this big tough Ares kid, Clarisse is not immune to the power that is Frank Zhang. She cannot bring herself to get mad at Frank. Everyone thinks she's gonna be jealous of him and try to attack him or something because she's spent years trying to get her dad to care about her but Frank did absolutely nothing and the Roman counterpart of her father adores him. But instead she just cannot bring herself to be mad at Frank about anything. One time she said something mean to him and he frowned and she actually apologized and vowed to herself to never dissapoint her little brother again. She'll be talking to all the Ares/Mars kids and be like "LISTEN UP YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE PIECES OF GARBAGE" and see Frank get sad about it and say "ohnonotyoufrankweloveyouandyouredoingagreatjob" and she's also constantly teasing him about Hazel because she thinks they're so cute together and she has a mad level of respect for Hazel.

3. Kiera and possibly Catalina from Tangled the series eventually join the royal guard and they start this squadron called Cassandra's Children and basically they're all handmaidens for Rapunzel but they're secretly guards whose job is to defend her and because they just seem like ordinary handmaidens they can get into places a lot more covertly and incognito.

2. The DuckTales Ducks and Chickens Behave Like Ducks And Chickens Headcanon which is more like an au but basically in the duckverse ducks and chickens act different in ways that actual ducks and chickens do. This is funniest to think about post-canon when you've got Gyro and Fenton and Gandra all working together in the lab and Gyro and Gandra cannot figure out why Fenton is Just Like That. Ducks like to be near water and ducks constantly make noise and ducks will eat bugs that chickens will be afraid of and they fall asleep on the floor while chickens Have To Be Roosting Somewhere and ducks have stronger immune systems and I just think there's a lot of funny potential there.

1. Killian Jones cannot cook. I don't care what the canon seems to say you cannot tell me this man has ever cooked a meal in his life the ONLY time we see him allegedly cooking is when henry's eating pop tarts and Killian says "I'm gonna make you grapefruit and makerel" and then in the next scene he's nowhere near the kitchen and instead he's holding a video game controller and we never ever ever see the grapefruit and makerel or hear mention of the grapefruit and makerel it is never mentioned again and we never see Killian trying to cook something again and ALSO please consider that he sees Henry eating POP TARTS and the only other time he's seen POP TARTS they're PRISON FOOD and he's been in PRISON and he's EATEN PRISON FOOD and that prison food was BALONEY and it was TORTURE so of COURSE when he sees Henry eating prison food and of course NO FUTURE SON OF HIS IS GOING TO EAT PRISON FOOD HE MUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO FEED THIS CHILD but there is no evidence that he didn't burn the kitchen and everything in it down trying to make it and ALSO while we're at it Emma can't cook either like she probably can but she can't do it well and she usually doesn't have the time to I guarantee you this woman wakes up in this morning and either skips breakfast or eats a quick pre-prepared breakfast and then she goes to Granny's for grilled cheese for lunch and she eats whatever Mary Margaret makes for dinner and that is IT and yes I know she cooks in the middle of season 3 but it's while she has false memories that Regina gave her and Regina would be absolutely certain that Emma had to have Some Knowledge Of How To Make Food so she would give her that knowledge in her cursed memories so she knows how to make food after s3 but she doesn't like to do it because it's Not Her, and in fact you can see she doesn't even make such a big elaborate breakfast after those false cursed memories are broken and also I headcanon that most of her memories there were actual memories Regina had of raising Henry which brings me to my final point which is that Henry absolutely does know how to cook because canonically Regina bonds with children by cooking with them so she has spent a decade making meals with Henry and he's so good at it and anytime he's staying with Emma and Killian he cooks food for them and they always make a gigantic mess of cooking and they have fun and he has a mental breakdown.

[visceral-reject]

do you draw for Julius and Killien anymore? I miss them on ur page <\/3

ah I don’t really draw anything anymore. nothing against sanity if that’s what you’re implying </3 I’ve just been busy with adult things like working and college stuff

[maggplays]

Chat with Killian: Ravens

I talked with Sebastian, he’s an interesting young man. He gave me quite an education on the local amphibians, it was fascinating! Personally, I have an affinity for ravens. I’ve had several raven companions over the years, they’re incredibly intelligent and endlessly entertaining. That witch Camilla came by and one raven, Maeve, took an instant disliking to her... I'm not sure her hair will ever be the same and she's definitely not getting that earring back. Pets? Oh no, they're not pets. I’d be a terrible pet owner, I get too absorbed in my experiments and would forget they existed. They’re more like my friends.

Chat 1: Ravens Next: Age

[saurotothesulfurfox]

Someone: the main thing you learned from your mother?

Walter: How to respect women

Lance: How to treat women

Marcy: How to girlboss

Killian: ACAB

[twistedtummies2]

I have this question for all your OCs of Twisted Wonderland. What do you wish most in the world?

Billy: To have a friend who'll never leave me and care about me no matter what I do or who I am. Nakoda: To be in control of my own life...whatever that means... Elias: To become a great performer, and be recognized. Reno: To keep my family business alive, and inherit our legacy. James: To HAVE a legacy, and be remembered. Smitty: To know that my best friend has everything he ever wanted. Maelstrom: To be seen as the absolute best, without question. Theodore: To be accepted and respected...and if I can't be, as I am, to have the power to command respect. Grit: To keep the people I love most safe, and to make sure those who could hurt us will never have a chance. (Sorry that got a bit serious; sad song happened to be playing in the background while I was writing this. Might have colored the tone. 'XD )

[themaverickmavis]

Do you think he whimpers?

[ardenssolis]

Signed, Killian

❝WHAT A VERY INTROSPECTIVE image. I was not aware that Killian was such a tortured soul. A horse without a herd walking into the sunset is truly a very sad thing.❞ What profound thing was he trying to tell him here through a photo? He'd bring it to Sherlock Holmes later on.

[sanityshorror]

Consider this POV:

Killian and idk like Cian or kelly (whoever he's taking) on a crime scene. 2 people killed, right? And then they find a child. Not like baby child more like, 12-14 year old. And let's also put in the little fact that the people that were killed were that kids/teens parents. What would they do?

You could choose a few characters for this or all, just interested what they'd do^^

Hm.. the answer depends whether it's a boy or girl. And do you want brutal honesty or a "uwu" watered down answer? Send a follow up clarifying 😅😅

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Oooh, tell me about a great day the navy way, please?

So this is a Captain Swan AU I came up with a while ago!!! It's almost like a roleswap au, but instead it's role share. Emma and Killian are both in the navy together, and then after the dark curse falls they're both bailbondspersons together.

What I have written so far is mostly about Emma first joining the navy, and it's largely a product of my time at the truck stop, a sort of putting her through a lot of the struggles I was going through in my own workplace. I never really got anywhere with the fic though 😅

here, have this!

Men fell hush, then murmured, then whispered to their buddies and pointed and stared as a blonde woman climbed the ladder, and by the time she set both her feet on the deck and saluted goodbye to the soldier who'd rowed her across, the whole top deck was staring in awe- but none more in awe than their lieutenant. "Hang it all!" Killian thought, trying to gather words to greet her. "No one warned me she was going to be gorgeous!"

wip ask game

[maggplays]

Mister Killian, you're such a cutie patootie. Do you like cats?

Let me answer your question with a story. I once rescued a kitten, she had gotten herself stuck in a bush near my favorite forest haunt, such a cute little ball of fur. I carefully extracted her and brought her home to give her some food and water. Later that evening, Maeve, the raven as you may recall, came by to check in on me. She took one look at that kitten, cocked her head, and gave a warning cry. The kitten was not perturbed in the least, she walked straight up to Maeve, purring and rubbing her face on that cranky old bird. Heh!

Maeve had no idea what to do with such an intrepid creature until something caught her eye. A shiny bauble hanging from the kitten’s neck, previously buried in her fur. Instantly enamored, Maeve attempted to steal the glittering charm, but soon discovered it was firmly attached to the kitten’s collar.

Well, now that I knew the cute little thing had an owner, I scooped her up and took her back to town. Eventually I did find her home, all the way over at Ridgeside, that kitten was quite the adventurer! Anyway, I decided as much as I enjoyed having a furry visitor, Maeve was not so impressed with adorable interlopers and it was best not to keep a pet who would require my constant attention. So do I like cats? As a matter of fact, I do find them quite pleasant. Maeve, on the other hand, has quite another opinion! 

[kenyusee-yukimiya]

HIHIHIHIHIIIII HOW ARE YOUUUU YUKIII

(I definitely didn't come here because my friend said I'm a female version of you, no sire.)

Hello there, Killian-san! I’ve been good, I hope you are well 😋

Also… a female version of me?