#anti-mf-gang

[ryoryeonggu]

After years and years, I admit that my opinions with TVDU have changed a lot. For example, I no longer feel the burning hatred towards Elena when I realize how suck her life is (and she did have her moments). But no one could ever bloody convince me that killing Kol wasn't a selfish hypocritical action on her and the MF gang's part, and only because of plot armor that she (and her friends) survived after pulling that shit. Nope. Not a chance.

Point number 1: "Elena only killed Kol to save her brother, that's self defense."

Like it wasn't her who lured him into her house in the first place. Like it wasn't the point of her whole plan at the very beginning is using the death of his entire sireline to complete The Hunter Mark. To get the damn cure for herself. Let's get a quick reminder of how she was fully aware of the consequences and what she's doing:

Elena: If you kill one Original vampire, their entire sire line will die with them. That's thousands, maybe tens of thousands of vampires.

Elena: Think about it. Kol's sire line must stretch to the moon by now. If Jeremy kills Kol, every vampire that he's ever turned, not to mention everyone that they've turned, will die, which means the hunter's mark will be complete and we'll have our key to finding the cure.

Some would argue that it's after Kol compelled Damon to kill Jeremy. But please don't say that there's no other choice since there's Klaus trying to dagger him! For the girl and people who have deluded themselves into thinking her planning a genocide was to protect her brother, she sure did a good job protecting him by having Jeremy fight an Original with some guns and crossbows (like it could've worked in a making-sense world).

Btw hey, how about using the dagger that bloody Matt stole to use it on Rebekah, how about using it to dagger Kol instead? It's still utterly stupid and reckless to challenge an Original vampire either way, but at least could've "protected your brother" without murdering 10000 and more innocent person who did nothing to you. How about that?

#dontwannakill100letskill10000ppinstead #elenaslogic

Point number 2: “It’s not plot armor, Elena is smart and capable than people giving her credit for”…

Okay that could’ve been debatable... if her plan wasn’t stupid af.

I already read those arguments about how Kol isn’t the greatest fighter out of The Originals squad (can’t blame them since the writers kept letting him get bested ridiculously). About his strength might be numb and his skills might be affected after centuries spending on the coffin. About how Kol was cocky, arrogant and underestimated Elena and co. And you know what, that’s fair. That’s some good point I could get behind to explain why Kol didn’t just tear Elena and her brother apart in a few seconds as soon as he entered The Gilbert house.

But let’s not pretend when you saw with your own eyes, that Kol wasn’t in the upper hand in the whole fight. Even they did prepare themselves with all those hunter equipment, attempted to trap him or attack him with surprise. Kol, with all possible inconveniences listed above, still managed to overpower Elena and Jeremy, throwing them away with no sweats like some rag dolls. Not to mention Kol had several chances to just kill Elena and be done with it, like when he pinned her to the wall, and stabbed her. Why didn’t he just rip her heart out of her chest? When he stated clearly on the phone with Klaus that he was going to kill Elena? Why stopped there? No reason. (And why did he froze like that in the kitchen scene as if he was waiting to be killed? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️) Kol didn’t underestimate Elena, it's Elena who underestimated Kol. And now we all agree that she and her brother would’ve eaten sh*t and dead, or been armless if it wasn’t for all plot armor, stop fooling yourself.

Another hole of Elena’s “smart and capable” plan is… HOW? What tf was she thinking how she’s gonna kill him??? Like, we all know the only way to kill an Original is the white oak stake… which they didn’t have. The only ones who knew Kol had it were Klaus and Rebekah. And I doubt they just casually mentioned to their enemies in very short of time that their brother had the murder weapon which could kill them all. And let’s pretend they did for some reason, how could they be sure Kol would just bring the white oak state along to the house? He could've kept it somewhere safe, he could've destroyed it already. And there’re no indication or hint that they knew where it was. They planned to steal a dagger to use on Rebekah, to deal with the aftermath, but they didn’t bother to find the crucial weapon for the plan? And Kol just happened to bring the weapon to their door, how convenient. How clever.

Conclusions? Being with poor Elena and defending her all you want (like I couldn't careless with all other matters) but please don't pull the self defense card in this case or go as far as she really just survived purely on her "skills" or her "intelligence". Like, sure. She made a plan, lured Kol into her house to murder him, planned to kill 10000+ people and dgaf about the possibility of the world ending just because she couldn't handle being a vampire. The entire mess afterwards was because of her doings. And don't get me started on how the hell she thought she could get away with killing Klaus and Elijah's little brother and planned to dagger their baby sister later. But yeah, of course, somehow she did. Plot armor. Pointless.

[bakerolivias-archived]

nope y'all need to stop calling caroline a hypocrite just because the writers used her to prop up st*lena so the triangle of doom could stay alive. damon sexually abused her and compelled her and used her body as a free blood supply. caroline has every right to call d*mon a monster. for all of klaus's faults he never sexually (stress on this particular word) victimized anyone. say what you want but there is no comparison.

[deadbeat-motel]

For my rewrite, I wanted to tie each sinner who's staying at the motel to a specific deadly sin to make it easier to understand what got them in hell and just for the fun of it.

It doesn't apply to the rest of hell to have a specific sin, but I thought it was interesting that the inhabitants of the motel will represent a sin.

Some of these characters are still rough ideas and will be subjected to some changes once i finalize the actual lores for these characters:

First up, Angel Dust is easy to confuse as Lust because most people might assume that since he's a sex worker, its probably what got him in hell right? Though, his sin had nothing to do with being lustful since he didnt become a sex worker until then (plus being a sex worker doesnt warrant someone a tacket straight to hell). Instead what really did him in was Gluttony since it was his appetite for vices that got him into trouble and also inadvertently lead to his death and it was that appettite that lead him to take any and all clients to feed his appetite for angeldust.

Nifty's sin is Lust, though not in the traditional sexual sense that we know. For her sin's sake, Lust is all about an uncontrollable desire that leads one to do horrible acts in order to attain what they've been obsessing over. In the rewrite, I was going to let her be a lot younger (most likely an adolescent-young teen) with a very skewed sense of what romance/love is like and have her lean in more towards a yandere-type character or a crappy creepypasta kid character (think Nina the killer levels of crappypasta). I'm torn between the two ideas at the moment.

[Also fun fact, hearing that nifty was a japanese woman from the 1950's kind of took me off because googling it, she wouldve been a woman who grew up in the middle of world war 2 and lived through a bit of the Post war boom if we assumed she's also american as well. Having someone with a background like that who acts like she's mentally a child makes it feel like Viv did no research at all.]

Husk's sin remains as Greed, as gambling just seems so hard to quit for him, even when his life is on the line, especially when he's cheating death so many times. Maybe it was after he had his first close encounter with death in his youth... or the few couple of times during the war... that he began to think of himself as too lucky to die. Unfortunately for him, he'd have to learn the hard way that whatever force that was trying to save him can't do anything about his own body failing from years of self-destructive alcoholism.

[Husk will literally kill me with all the research I'll have to do from 1910-1970 to get his story straight.]

Alastor is one Prideful mf. As an intelligent serial killer (possibly cannibal), he was able to evade the police whilst keeping the high-profile radio host job he killed others for. He enjoyed leaving clues and slipping little hints around his scene that stumped the entire police department. In the end, getting sloppy because of his own overconfidence in his abilities was what did him in and he was chased down and shot by a hunter in his escape.

Sir Pentious is Envious of the Victorian family and those above the middle class. He believed that he deserved to have the same kind of privileges they have especially since he was a brilliant inventor who believed he could forward Great Britain to a greater future. So he gave up 15 years trying to take over the monarchy by himself and failing miserably. He died due to an invention gone wrong and that was the day Great Britain was rid of its persistent annoyance.

[Some people may read about him in history books and confuse him for an anti-monarchist when this man's entire goal was to replace the monarchy with himself.]

Cherri Bomb grew up as a resentful youth of the Japanese 70's being a sukeban of a delinquent girl gang. Their Wrath was known all across the other local schools in their area and they were known for their sheer brutality. However, Cherri Bomb in particular was also feared by other members of the gang as she was ruthless punishing those who wanted to leave the group. She doesn't ever disclose how she died to others and thus no one is ever really sure how she ended up down here but no one really feels the need to ask.

[I'm extremely unfamiliar with Australian history so Cherri Bomb will have to have grown up in Japanese 70-80's delinquent culture.]

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There's one sin left.... but since I don't really have anyone in the HH cannon that could realistically fit Sloth, I'm left with two options: Characterizing the blank slate that is Crymini myself or leaving the last resident as a community effort "Build-a-Sinner."

So first poll ive done but....

[riotlain]

Egos with Symbiote Host reader

You venom fr 😟😟

keep in mind ive never watched Vemon or read the comics lol

(Bold red quotations are the symbiote)

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG. WOMEN DNI RESPECTFULLY

Iplier Egos

Darkiplier

They dont get along

Your little parasite likes to mock Dark all the time

Dark wont entertain the creature tho

Hes too cool and hot and mysterious for that😒

And if he even tries to the symbiote will cry to you

You dont really care but its annoying

“Y/NNN!! DARK SNAPPED AT MEEE”

You try to keep it in check

Wilford Warfstache

He tries to get along

They get along in the murder part

They plot when you sleep

“Ok, how about this. I lure them in and shoot them and then you-“

“Hnnnggg… Wilford hun wtf you talkin about??”

“Nothing sugarplum! Go back to sleep now!”

Treats it kinda like a dog??

Your parasite isnt really mad about it lol

“Y/n your boyfriend is the best youve had yet“

Eric Derekson

Eric is dead terrified by it at first

A creature that’s attached to your body and wants to kill??

Lordy lord not for our good man Eric Derekson here!

Oh itll be nice to him? Ok….

Your symbiote bullies Eric in your thoughts-

If it says anything outloud you’d kill it

The most interactions they have is like

“Get me food. Hashbrown.”

Google

He doesnt know what it is

And that bothers him

He asks alot of questions about it

Like what it eats

It has its own wiki page now??

Your symbiote thinks its a “metal fucking loser”

Its kinda right /j

Hes your metal loser tho ☺️☺️

Septiceye Egos

Anti

Constant beef or pranks

Your symbiotes a lil bitch

They get along when they talk shit about the rest of the egos

“An’ Marvin is such a fookin prick yknow?!” “Yea he looks like a lil pussy lol”

Its like having 2 symbiotes

Except you date 1

Robbie

Robbie and the symbiote dont have beef ☺️

They both eat and they bond over that sorta

Your symbiote called him a scraggly bum when it first saw him

You explained Robbies a zombie and it was just like “oh lol”

They get along decently

The symbiote is 2x more demanding than Robbie

“Y/n were hungry get us meal!” “Youu dontt haave to…”

Shneeple

Shneeple tried to inspect it and almost got his hand bit off

Symbiote is not a fan of Shneeple

“He acts like he knows it all blah blah blah”

You have to hear it all

Shneeple asks alot of questions about it and the creature is just like

“Lol yo mama”

The symbiote wants to act like a mysterious creature

It isnt tho

Marvin

Magic man is also confused by it

At first he thinks maybe is a spirit connected to you

Or magic

Or a familiar

then you have to explain its a weird alien parasite who likes tatertots

Not what he expected but he’ll take it

The symbiote likes Marvins lil tricks

“I like your funny words magic man”

Battle Egos

Phantom

Phantom is… off put by it

The symbiote makes fun of him tho

bc funny jokes

Phantom has tried to feed it one of the many souls he owns

The symbiote gagged like a cat at that

Phantom doesnt really get mad at sure

Annoyed? sure

At most he’ll just like

Hit its head with his cane to quiet it down

Natemare

Devious mfs

Causin pranks

And youre always in the middle of them

Bc yknow

Symbiotes attached to you

Its literally like having 2 of them around

Lord

Arent you tired all the time

Natepai

Natepai was scared of it at first

And got called a pussy by it bc of that

Hes gotta get used to it since hes dating you

He pat its head once

And now theyre besties???

They gang up on you when they want something

Natepai would butter you up

And then your little parasite would ask

You just have to give in tho

You cant say no to the both of them ☺️☺️

[kharmii]

talking about "dehumanization" but basically dehumanizing anyone who disagrees with these lunatics.

another reason they flood western countries because of the ridicously high amount of free stuff they get in these countries.

I feel like before playing the good samaritan they should fix up shit in their own countries over sending help to other countries.

being constantly pushed to help others and guilt tripping people will eventually lead to people pushing back because if you keep blaming people they will stop listening.

And to me it often feels like everyone screaming about it on the internet as well as putting flags in their bio is just virtue signalling to show "look at how good I am" to other leftists

Responses to this post and this post. BTW......why did questioninqthings put their blog on password lock?

Posting these two asks together. Yesterday, I received them hours apart, and I believe they kind of relate to each other due to a certain radical leftwing bullying culture we've been subjected to in fandom since internet began. Leftists are desperate to be seen as good people. They act as if they are the Holy Crusaders of Light, whereas the opposition are for certain demons who deserve to be crushed. Remember when they were all like, "PUNCH NAZIS!!1!!1". Actual Nazis are rare and have no impact on anything compared to the relevant terrorist groups, but the useful idiot cause head statists aren't talking about actual Nazis......

Today is Good Friday, the day when Jesus Christ suffered and died on the cross for the sins of the world, then three days later, rose from the dead. Absent the mercy of God sending His only son to die for our sins, every single human being that has ever existed and will exist is trash and deserves to burn in hell. One sin is as good as another, and without Jesus, there would be no theoretical Noah's Ark that would save a few. Nope. Every last mf-er on earth would rot.

-But in a worldly sense, some sins ARE considered worse than others. The shit-flinging anti harpies could see it like shipping identical twins on Tumblr is actually keeping me out of trouble! I could be doing worse things, like blowing my money at a casino boat, stabbing my grandmother to death for drug money, raping a child, shoving an innocent person onto the subway tracks because of their race, punching a random person in the face because of their ideology, etc....etc.... Instead, I'm just sitting here not hurting anybody by thinking twins are hot because they are identical. If someone is into twins because of the taboo of sibling incest, then that's fine too. They are also not hurting anybody in a irl way.

Leftists like to accuse white people of racism nonstop, but there's a big difference between saying something racist and doing something racist, such as slamming a person's head into the concrete because they are white. The radical left is guilty of putting out nonstop propaganda that encourages non-white people to commit violent actions against white people. Critical Race Theory has taught black people to believe white people are the cause of all their problems, so they're all riled up into gang beating and murdering whites, both in the school and on the street. There are hundreds of hours of documented attacks supporting this, even though our statist leftwing Pravda media covers it up and spews 24/7 propaganda still pushing the fallacious narrative that 'right wing groups are the greatest terror threat' even though there is little or no video evidence supporting this.

Same could be said about clowns pushing this 'white people are racist and don't humanize Palestinians' crap. Do you think this makes Arabs love us when they flood into Western world countries? Aren't nonwhite countries responsible for importing the fentanyl that is killing us by the tens and hundreds of thousands? (-But somehow it's not being considered terrorism) -Or do you think there might be hundreds of hours of video footage showing Arabs beating and murdering white people, in between receiving unlimited welfare and basically being subsidized to outbreed us, while native white people are being crushed under the burden of high taxes in socialist countries that don't give enough in return.

[zalrb]

I was discussing TVD somewhere else and was hit with the "if Stefan felt so bad about killing people he should have just taken off his ring and walked into the sun". People can seriously say that from a human perspective the main gang are villains for what they do in MF but then in the same breath say Stefan should just off himself... it kinda makes me sick ngl. Have you ever engaged with this argument? I also love the "but Stefan killed more people than Damon so they're equally bad ppl" one LOL

I have encountered every anti-Stefan/anti-Stelena argument you can think of, lmao, and I love how they don't think you can turn that argument around because Damon could've killed himself too if Stefan ruined his life by forcing him to turn.

I don't really pay much attention to both arguments because the response is, then there wouldn't be a show about these characters. I have engaged with the concept of Stefan being suicidal with a shipper though

[dingusships]

Presenting

POWERPUNK AU ACE 🎉 HE’S A DWEEB ASS NERD

It’s locker-shovin time here are some key HCs I have about the role of this mf in the Anti World:

He and the gang are still A Thing except instead of committing crimes and ditching school, they’re THE top-scoring mathlete group out of all the competing schools in the city. Straight-A honor roll students etc etc and Will roll up to class half beaten to death to keep that perfect attendance record

PPG Ace is a stereotypical cartoon bully. PPAU Ace is a stereotypical nerd. PPG Ace would beat the shit out of PPAU Ace

Yall know how the girls routinely beat the shit out of the gang for crimes? It’s the same here except this time it’s for lunch money lmaooo

PPG Ace lives in a city dump without any qualms abt it whereas PPAU Ace is Very Clean

….and that’s it so far lol I’m trying to build a full role for him and the gang feel free to leave ideas lol

Aaaand SURPRISE BONUS here’s a voice claim 🎉

[zea9love]

Long rant ahead

I joined the Marauders fandom in 2020 (thanks to October Jily month and Dorcas) and had a lot of fun that year getting to learn more about the characters and the ships, but I honestly think I’m done.

I thought this would be a fandom where people could stan and ship whoever they wanted without being attacked for it, but all the fandom seems to care about nowadays is Regulus and WolfStar and if you like anything else, it’s “shame on you”. I feel like there used to be more variety of who people stanned from the early days of the Marauders fandom up to 2021.

I’m too afraid to even make edits of Jily, Remadora, Blackinnon, or Remus x Dorcas out of fear that Jegulus and WolfStar stans might attack me over shipping “bORinG stRaiGHt sHiPs”.

And the way a lot of them do that thing fans of gay ships do where they ship the female character that “gets in the way of their gay ship” with another female character in order to get her out of the way is not lost on me. Like yeah, you can ship MaryLily and Jegulus, but you don’t gotta be an asshole and hate on Jily’s relationship and Jily stans for simply SHIPPING THEM! Or make up lies about Lily to make it seem like she’s a bad person that is undeserving of James and his love!

Also I’ve seen so many people in the fandom be racist, anti-Semitic, and fatphobic, but then draw fanart of the character they are being shitty about for clout. Dorcas, black-Remus, plus sized-Lily, Desi-James, the list goes on. I mean, this fandom STAYS either using Dorcas as a prop for the white characters or completely forgetting she exists.

I remember when some people were rightfully getting called out for fancasting Dorcas as white in 2021 (aka years after her official character portrait showed she was black) and several Marauders editors I followed on IG at the time were like “Let people fancast who they want! Stop being such an activist! Worry about something more important! Go donate to BLM or a charity or something!”.

I was just sitting there like “…Now what the fuck does someone wanting you to fancast A BLACK CHARACTER AS BLACK have to do with being an activist?!” And don’t even get me started on how plenty of fans will ignore the fact that Dorcas is dark skinned and Peter is plus-sized cuz they’d rather fancast light skinned actors for Dorcas and skinny actors for Peter! “Oh, I just don’t see them that way” Well you better start, bitch!

Also y’all can ship what you want and create your own friendships headcanons, but please know that in canon, Dorcas and James would NOT date/be friends with mfs like Regulus and the rest of the Slytherin gang! I truly hate how the fandom turned them into misunderstood, precious, UWU babies that can do no wrong when Death Eaters are literally allegories for white supremacists! Like do y’all honestly think James would fall in love with someone that would call Lily a slur?! 🙄 And somebody please free my babygirl Dorcas from clutches of Regulus, Barty, and Evan stans! If she’s supposed to be dating Marlene, who is one of Lily’s best friends in canon, wtf makes you think Dorcas would be friends with the people who’d call her girlfriends best friend a slur?! 😭

Anyways, I’m done here. Last years Jily month was pretty boring anyway cuz everyone hates them all of a sudden and Dorcas is always gonna be forever unappreciated by the fandom, so yeah.

[deepartnature]

Up Against the Real: Black Mask from Art to Action - Nadja Millner-Larsen

"There are many paths through the radical arts of the 1960s. Nadja Millner-Larsen’s Up Against the Real: Black Mask from Art to Action takes one back alley and turns it into a bustling boulevard. Her central figure: Ben Morea, artist-activist and acolyte of the Living Theatre and of East Village anarchist Murray Bookchin; member of Aldo Tambellini’s anti-commodification mixed-media Group Center; cofounder of the Neo-Dada provocateurs known as Black Mask (their name likely referencing the 1920s pulp magazine as well as eliding Franz Fanon’s Black Skin, White Masks); and de facto leader of Up Against the Wall Motherfuckers (UAW/MF), the notorious 'street gang with an analysis.' ...”

[weirdagnes]

some cute camerashipping please🥺❤️

cuties being dumb n gay n inlove asdhfkdlfdk💖💖

bonus: Simon has to deal w/ their gay 24/7 ugh

[deathbedthebedthateats]

imagine being a normal type gym leader. like you look at this huge ecosystem of magical creatures and think. Hmmm. i shall pick the Beige Ones.

[sevensistersofsussex]

I'm reading your new klena fic, and omg, I can't believe how much I'm obsessed with it. Throne of blood is absolutely a masterpiece and I am so excited to read more because everything is just so... fresh? Vampire Elena going for a dark path without turning her humanity off? Klaus STILL not knowing she exists and her being interested in what he is doing without her precious blood? I love it SO SO SO MUCH. You are such a talented writer and I'm so glad that you write for them.

Just one question, does Klaus think about Elena? I know there probably won't be a Klaus pov, tho I'm so satisfied with Elena's. But like, how is he doing right now? Is it possible that he might think maybe he shouldn't have sacrificed the doppelganger? I think he must be absolutely devastated rn. He did everything he thought he should, and he still doesn't have anything of what he thinks he wants/needs.

I also love the tension. This is probably your most dark fanfic, I've read all your stories, but none of them have made me thrilled the way Throne of blood does. It's just so good!

Thank you, anon! I love that you're enjoying these things. It's definitely darker than anything I've written and I totally understand that it's not for everyone, but I'm a huge fan of "write the things you want to read". And I love that he still doesn't know she's alive and the absolute devastating all-the-air-disappears-from-your-lungs way he'll react when it's revealed to him...I can't wait.

There probably won't be a Klaus POV in this fic, but I do have a rough timeline of events mapped out of what is happening with the other characters while we are getting Elena's POV.

Klaus is obsessing about Elena but in a "I left my phone at home and I can't stop thinking about it while I'm at school/work" kind of way. He's still doing his best to compartmentalize who she is and objectify her so that he doesn't have to confront the fact that he killed Tatia's doppelganger.

As far as how's he doing, I think he's unraveling pretty hard. Stefan is still weird in Chicago. Rebekah still sees through him and Klaus still brings him to Mystic Falls. Partially hoping that they had figured out a way to save Elena because his suspicions about her and Esther's logic are beginning to connect some dots. Devastated is probably a great way to describe it honestly but not in a way that really accounts for Elena being a real human girl.

And without Elena there, he has much less of a reason to play as nice as he did with the MF gang as he did in the show. He is an emotional terror with nothing concrete to tether him. Tyler has had to run simply for fear that Klaus will try to kill him in another failed attempt at making a hybrid. Caroline never gets bit so they never have that moment of connection. Bonnie is hell-bent on revenge, inching back further into her anti-vampire stance.

Klaus leaves to try to figure out a way to maybe bring back Elena using her bones so he can test his theory. Except obviously those bones that are buried aren't her own so even if he could find a way, it won't work - leading him to deteriorate further. He thought a no-humanity Stefan would care less and be more loyal to him, but all he wants is revenge and Katherine is more than happy to help as long as she can stay out of Klaus's way. His family is stolen. He has no friends or allies in this. No hybrids and no hope.

He looks back on that sacrifice as the moment where he could have had it all and made the biggest mistake of his life. He's cursing himself for not thinking this through at all and being impulsive.

[werezmastarbucks]

Hostile reminder that

Kai has been diligently and carefully filling in Bonnie’s crossword with words she didn’t know

Which means he’s been creeping around the house while a vampire slept in it and stayed undetected

In fact he has been observing them long enough to learn basics about their lives, who they are, and who they are to each other

Stayed gracefully unimpressed upon meeting a vampire

Was curious and bored enough to watch those two like live television

Kai would understand almost any show reference you’d throw at him

Kai’s twitter is popular and he made the members of MF gang follow him even though they didn’t like him

Kai is Taurus that acts like a Gemini or a Virgo

Kai was graceful and condescending enough not to annoy people with his pop culture nostalgia and puns although he had every right to do so since he didn’t care about them; he suffered the loss of Whitney Houston and Patrick Swayze in silence and never explained his subtle easter eggs thrown at their ungrateful uneducated ears

Kai pretended to be the little weasel (silly, dependent, lovestruck, helpless, a bit childish) while being a Big Wolf (actual sociopath)

Kai could take out just about any creature in Mystic Falls while being overall inferior in power as a mortal siphoner. Because he was more resourceful and, more importantly, incredibly imaginative

Kai was a textbook serial killer but not stained with the notorious sexual drive in killings which made him such a fun character to watch

Kai made an excellent reference to the Silence of the Lambs which was understood by like 2,5 people Caroline probably excluded

Kai got everybody’s names wrong on purpose in an overt act of establishing dominance. And it’s also hilarious

Kai was basically absolutely non-judgmental

He was the only one who constantly laughed at the absurdity of Mystic Falls shenanigans which made everybody feel like he’s speaking for us nearly breaking the fourth wall. Instead of becoming a part of the vampire diaries, he stepped aside and giggled which brought freshness to the show and made him so relatable that everyone instantly digged him

Kai was unapologetically self-appreciating and wasn’t shy to sing like a dying goose, dance like an idiot and try on pants that were too tight in his own opinion

Kai never gloated at his victims but laughed at them like a kid which was twistedly innocent on his part

Kai appreciated and crushed on the most underrated TVD character so sincerely, deeply and nonchalantly that even though he always posed a deadly threat to her and would’ve been terrible to her, everyone still ships them

Kai has learnt basically everything there was to learn in prison world and still was happy to ride in the backseat of the car

He was an amazing cook and the only time he boasted about it he was blushing like a teen

He never once said “kids these days”, only mentioned once that the country got dumber, but that’s barely generation gap arrogance

Kai is so self-sufficient and aware that he doesn’t even need to be arrogant

Kai is crystal honest about his killings and hides nothing

Kai’s opinion about Hell was “ew the torture thing nah”

Kai died painfully unimpressed

Kai called The Necromancer Mr Necromancer which pissed Mr Necromancer so bad

Kai looked straight into the camera like in the Office

Kai was anti Delena

Kai healed himself after being bitten by Tyler without Klaus’s blood

He was like oh wait, I can siphon it, lol nvm

Kai made it out of the Malivore on his own without anybody’s help

Just to manifest himself in the Salvatore school and call Landon dumb. Your fave would never

Kai learnt that Damon has killed a pregnant woman who was also his nephew’s girl and never reproached him for that

He was basically the most honest person in Mystic Falls and never scolded that bunch of hypocrites, murderers and cheaters, and hoes still mad because he killed his siblings who were a part of a bloodthirsty coven that would’ve swallowed them anyway at some point

I’m not saying Kai Parker was superior to basically everybody and more likable despite being a heartless piece of shit because it’s obvious as it is

[haikyuu-boys-headcanons]

𝙷𝙰𝙸𝙺𝚈𝚄𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝚂 : 𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳 𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙿 𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

𝙺𝙰𝚁𝙰𝚂𝚄𝙽𝙾 𝙴𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽

QUICK NOTE <33

another short series i’m starting, please feel free to drop any requests or asks in my ask box, and i’ll respond as quick as i can :)) (also, TW: slight mentions of drugs)

𝙳𝙰𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙸

» he’s the one driving, obviously since he’s the most responsible on the road here

» will NOT hesitate to pull over onto the middle of nowhere just to get the gang to stop bickering

» he would try to engage in whatever they’re all chatting about while still keeping his eyes on the road

» this boy knows alll the routes and shortcuts, he don’t need no map!

» ngl although daichi’s a pretty calm person, he isn’t the type of person you wanna get in road rage with

» would put on his scary daichi voice and start cursing at the other drivers

» everyone else is just like :OO

𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙰

» did someone say snacks?

» mama suga always comes prepared :))

» probably like healthy things like carrots and dip but it hits different on a road trip at 4 pm when you haven’t eaten anything

» MUSIC JAMSSS

» has the best playlist for roadtrips, and since he’s always in shotgun he has no choice but to put them on

» bribes tanaka and noya to be good for the rest of the drive with hidden chocolate bars

» YOU ALREADY KNOW TANAKA AND NOYA ARE GONNA BE SILENT FOR THE REST OF THE DRIVE

𝙰𝚂𝙰𝙷𝙸

» daichi literally payed him to sit inbetween hinata and kags because asahi would stop their arguing in a split second

» most likely just readin through out the drive, drifting off here and there

» instantly woken up everytime by tanaka and noya in the back, laughing their heads off

» would beg suga to put on lana del ray 

» gets the middle seat in the middle row, just so his long ass legs can go in between the drivers seat and shotgun, yk what i’m saying?

𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙰 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙰

» these two are getting put together because why the hell not :)

» two words: ABSOLUTE CHAOS

» these two would sit behind asahi just to kick his seats from the back

» asahi literally threatened them that if they don’t calm down, daichi will not hesitate to trap them in the trunk

» nobody knows what these two dumbasses are doing in the back? meth? coke? probably

» would 100% bang on the window and bark at the other cars just to scare them

» eventually, they’ll lose their energy and fall asleep around 3 hours in

» you already know everyone else in that car is thanking the lord for taking the energy out of these rascals

𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙰

» you can’t tell me hinata wouldn’t be the one to listen to music and look outside the window and pretend he’s in a music video

» he’s constantly debating with kags until asahi flicks him in the temple

» would play little games with asahi (asahi’s barely paying attention, but he still chooses to play since he kinda split hinata up from kags)

» i spy, rock paper scissors, chopsticks, all those fun little games

» ceo of “are we there yet?”

𝙺𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰

» grumpy ass mf.

» wont speak unless it’s to fight with hinata

» tries to sleep but can’t due to the two chaos makers behind him

» eventually loses his shit and them and tell them to stfu, causing daichi to pull over

» suga gives kags a carton of milk to calm tf down

» soon enough, he’ll be sleeping like a baby

𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰

» requested to sit in the very back with yamaguchi bc he ain’t got time to deal with anybody’s shit

» has his headphones either on podcasts or on noise cancelling to get some sleep

» his 6′2 ass would be CROUCHED in the back, but he’d rather do that than sit with noya and tanaka

» brings his own snacks so he won’t have to shout from the back for more

» anti-social ass bitch

» if you can’t already tell i love/hate tsukki

𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙶𝚄𝙲𝙷𝙸

» tries to cheer tsukki up with funny videos of dinosaurs he got on his phone

» he’s the only one smart and cute enough to bring a small pillow for everyone

» probably takes really good photos of the view

» best at keeping himself and tsukki occupied <3

[satan-incarnate-666]

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You’re my: dope mutual that is way to cool to be following me

How I met you: through the anti tony stark tag, i believe?

Why I follow you: ur content is literally top fkin notch

Your blog is: pretty mf cool

Your URL is: i like it!! it's funky and awesome

Your icon is: a character from a show who's name is currently escaping me, i believe

A random fact I know about you: genderfluid gang 🤝

General opinion: coolest mf on the planet

A random thought I have: I JUST REALIZED THIS IS UR MAIN QLFLALTLW LEV IM SO SORRY

[anestheticrage]

Be me: Japanese honor student🎓, 15, with half a brain and even less of a plan. Hunting bitches by day and witches by night. Livin that dank only child✌️ life while mom n dad yeet all over the globe, leavin me plenty of time to forget not to make 2 lunches for myself #quirky 😜

no time for socialization or basic electronics skills ???📱??? when your best friends are an alien demon rabbit🐰👽 and the inexplicable Hole ™ in your brain. lmao, btw did i mention im ✨M✨A✨G✨I✨C✨A✨L✨

dreamin bout my 2D waifus again when familiar pink haired cancer patient dances through my brain passin out fliers: Kamihama Meguca Dating Service: Sponsored by Cult of the Magius. 250 stones per session 🤔

seems legit, Mr. Moneybags. wasn't spending my unwieldy sack of gemstones on anything else anyway. lets pull 💎💎💎

first up we have Redhead Radagast and her plethora of plants. 🌿☺️🦎

anndd, nearly dies immediately. 

well not off to a great start but i guess shes pretty cute at lea- oh FUCK its her girlfriend, Tsundere Poseidon😒🔱💦, and their exasperated, straight and single Sword Mom 😔🗡️🔥. fml gonna have to save up for the next pull. might as well play a few rounds with what i got tho. 

get in some good girl talk about things like school, color coded hair styles, body count, permanent soul damage, and our personal demon pacts. ya know, the usual 😚 . realize my dark backstory seems to be missing, so the girls take me to Ketchup Queen Sappho 🍅🥧 (wtf?) to molest my glowy egg stone. whatevs, more action than ive had since Kuroe 🖤 got added to the story anyway

the gang agrees it's time to hunt down the cutest rabbit pimp 🕶️🐇💵 in the city. >> say 🎵mukyuuu🎵 one more time and ill hug you so hard my backstory will pop right out, you adorable fluffy bastard. plz be my new best friend 💕

Form brand new friendship pact with Kyubae, and remember that my lil Sis 🐥 was always the best wingman for pickin up magic chicks, and kept her side of the room so spotless i forgot she existed. whoops 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ Maybe if I find her i can stop paying these exorbitant pull fees.📵💎

speaking of which: hot damn this week's featured bachelorette is a 19 year old model and magical detective🔎 with massive levels of PTSD and self loathing 🥵💙💦 more likely to stab you or dramatically jump off a rooftoop than utter a single positive comment. wow, maybe i really COULD find true love…

... if i had MORE THAN A 1% FUCKING DRAW CHANCE. 😡 smh

hard to make much progress finding sis or winning the broken heart of a hard boiled detective amidst the never ending lover's quarrel of the Trident Vine Lesbians. 💔 Sword Mom tells them if they don't behave a monster will take them away. LOL classic mom 🤣

>>>HOLY FUCK IT DID

declare all-out war on urban legends, starting with staircases ⚔️ to reunite the dysfunctional trio, and hope that I net a way better lineup with the next 10x pull. at least sad sleuth lady came to help out. they say combat is the best way to bond wi-   and there she goes off the rooftop again 🙄 fml

alright that got way off track, we need a fresh start, away from all the loli drama. how bout a little B&E🔓🔨🤷🏻‍♀️ at the local house of worship to clear my head. ahh nothing like the unanswered prayers of the masses to get you in the mood for another wasted pull, and the 🔥 MIGHTIEST 🔥 headache you could ask for with a side of Double Cooked Pork 🐖🍜 (meh 5/10🧾)

venture forth into the spiritual unknown with your new human flamethrower🔥🌻🧡 and ask your favorite private eye to please, for the love of Eve, trade Meguca accounts with me~~~ Head through the eastern spirit portal to meet up with hologram propaganda sis and detective crush's evil ex, who joined a dating-app cult (#fuck) and also turned into the moon?🌕?(that's rough buddy)

get ambushed by Acid Horse on Wheels 🌈🐴 and vomit up my soul so hard that its time for a crossover episode. T U R F F F   W A R R R *que operatic harmonies* 💛 Blondie with the hair drills and enough attitude and guns to fill up a noble phantasm tries to ban my account permanently, but PI heartthrob denies her admin privileges. aww babe i didn't know you cared. 😭♥️

get kidnapped by my new true love and go back to her place 😏  defs enough empty rooms to house five emotionally traumatized girls and at least two ghosts hehehe👻 XD 💚🃏💜🎸 decide to form the anti-gossip brigade and recruit my blazing sunflower after getting ambushed by the witch living in my fruit loops🥣

❌outvoted 2:1 that cults are bad. mf. fiinneee one last pull to round out the team and then I'll delete the app. cmonnn Karin 🎃~

OH HELL YEAH TWO FOR ONE.

Always wanted a daughter 💜🔨🐄 with a penchant for pissing off the local Martial Arts & Books Club and drinking suspicious liquids offered by total strangers. Well if it's good enough for her AND the sexy mayadere with enough game to seduce a mermaid, might as well get in on that myself. 

#curseddrank 🤢 0/24 would not recommend to a friend, 'cept maybe Ria

win alot of cash 🤑, blow up a fountain, meet the pied piper²🎶🖕, moon cult, monochrome feathers, something about liberation✊🏻; adopt temper tantrum cow girl. aces 💜🥩

Next up!!! skydiving with DJ Hammer! Jump to apparently-not-certain death after suicidal A.I. 💚💾🗼 tells you to rescue her hostage before they run out of Radiohead albums and have to move on to Thom Yorke's solo discography. save the invisible shield kitten 💚👑😿 from happiness and get chased through the internet by the sexiest homicidal Paint Pallette 💚🎨😈 since Caravaggio. (apparently green is the color of the digital apocalypse. i’m deleting Kako from my friend's list)

that’s it, fuck this app. 250 stones 💎 per-life-threatening-experience is more than i’m willing to deal with 😓 don’t wanna mess with the perfect nuclear family anyway. we've already got: 

✔️the two emotionally traumatized moms with memory and commitment issues

✔️the adhd daughter with anger management problems and a giant hammer

✔️the psychologically abused scizophrenic cat

✔️and the eccentric aunt with crippling anxiety

#squadgoals

now that were done hoarding bitches, its time to hunt the witches. and the bitches makin the witches. btw did i mention the witches ARE the bitches! AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!? 📽️⁉️💀 wait fuck lets back up a second

This is Nemo📕 and Token🧪 and they have all the answers but prefer if you only ask vague questions in exchange for vague responses so they can fill in the rest by discussing their superior intellect 🧠 at length. not to mention they built that dating app, so of course everyone in my harem decides to be a FUCKING. TRAITOR.🤬

cept waifu prime ofc 🥰💙. [PTSD > brainwashing] 'yOu CaN bE tHe LeAdEr NoW'. i have been from the very beginning you traumatized Hinedere nightmare. maybe if you weren't so caught up collecting surrogate daughters you would've noticed IM👏THE👏ONLY👏 ONE👏PROGRESSING👏THE FUCKING👏PLOT✨

rescue the rest of dysfunctional found-family™ from selves before my adorable firebender burns down Disnihama🎡🔥😱 during her weekly anxiety attack. (love the makeover T B H) 

CHAPTER 8: Magical Girl Massacre🩸🗡️

   - everyone has like, the shittiest day ever

   - the new Pope really needs to be extradited from the church

   - make friends with a really pretty tree 🌺🌲✨

i swear, if i don't finish this god damn story in time to get that free pull im gonna beat the shit out of every mirror i find in that giant mansion that i haven't even had any time to even mention yet. 🖕🏚️ let alone EVERYTHING happening with the prequel [fuck you, I'm the star] girls 💗💜💙💛❤️️ and their multidimensional melodrama. We don't need that many repetitive af episodes to emphasize that Homo-ra is a shitty person. we've all seen Rebellion. 🙄

NO, I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT SAPPHO'S BACKSTORY, I ONLY HAVE 79 STONES LEFT AND IF YACHAN FINDS OUT I HAVEN'T DELETED THE APP YET IM GONNA HAVE TO GO SLEEP IN WITH SANA 😭💎💸😠

uhhhggggg where were we… Topple a cult and burn down Hotel Denoument only to realize that Sis was fused with the dating app servers this entire madokafuckin time (told ya she was the best wingman 😊). 

Dilemma: Sis =🥚, Triumvirate of Trouble want 🐣. What do? vote now:

Help Hatch - IIIIIII

Not Do That - IIIII

What The Actual Fuck Is Going On - IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lets just fight everyone until something good happens.

🔥🔫🔥🗡️🔥😱🔥🌆🔥😱🔥🛡️🔥💣🔥

Kill (???) the artist-in-chief of the italian reindeer murder police after teaching her the true meaning of Christmas 🎄 hatch 🐣lil Sis and realize she WAS your wingman all along🐰 MUKYUUUU! we're just gonna ignore how much trouble it would have saved if you'd just mentioned that. "yOu DiDnT aSk..." 

FUCK YOU SPACE BITCH. ONCE AN INCUBATOR ALWAYS AN INCUBATOR 🖕🐇🔪

anywho, somewhere along the lines we of course summoned the Antichrist ⚙️ because why not raise the stakes to max and still not kill off a single character. Madofuckinkami, can we PLEASE wrap this up. 😩💤

feathers (not the culty kind, tfm) rain from the sky, and the power of friendship and not having the Urobutcher 🔪🩸as a lead writer saves our peacefully sectioned off alternate reality 😇

TL:DR fuck cults, real life waifus DO exist, don't sell your soul to space rabbits, or your stones to megacorporations. Enjoy arc 2 on the JP server with your shitty translation patch you filthy fuckin weebs 

Yours Truly, 

- Thirsty Weeb Eroha 💗💎😘