#anything else sounds weird

[bedazzledtrashgoblin]

I hype myself up by chanting "go white boy, go " whenever I feel like it. Only problem: I'm neither white nor a boy

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

[kamerlort]

who ordered some of the most batshit bonkers crossover art of all time.. nobody nobody sorry oops here’s chris and martin kratt as baby billy and aimee leigh from the righteous gemstones because i need to combine my two current hyperfixations. momma told me not to i did anyway MISBEHAVIN!!!!! (okay to reblog see below for more)

art is based on the album cover tht makes me bawl.. they are siblings of all time fr

also for any wk fans who are seeing this post and are confused/unititiated. i am so srry ctfu please watch linked video to see the most epic sibling performance of all time (that i will be drawing chris and martin doing next) because this song has an unholy grip on me. no i am not religious just autistic

[bluehexagone]

Realism is fun till it isn’t and I realize I’ve already committed too far and can’t just scrap it but I know it will take me too long so here are some sacrifices you may see finished later on

[capn-twitchery]

if accents are mostly a psychological thing then twitch, with their memories from 40+ people from 40+ different places, must have the weirdest fucking accent known to man

world's most unplacable accent

[seaofreverie]

I've seen the 'Sparks songs that could be TMBG songs' and vice versa comparision brought up a couple of times and idk if this one has been mentioned yet but I think Hippopotamus is really just the primest example of a 'TMBG song but it was actually written by Sparks'. Specifically it has so many elements characteristic of JL's songwriting. Obscure words! Interesting things done in the music theory sense that make it look kind of like an experiment / exercise in song form and that could even make it look like an excuse for them to mostly just fool around with this kind of stuff! (idk the specifics because I'm very not knowledgeable yet as for now in music theory, but I saw this mentioned somewhere too, it has something to do with the tonic / key resolution or whatever it's called I think, sorry, I don't remember). Seemingly absurd, non-sequitur lyrics! An unreliable narrator! I mean ok, it's mostly the obscure words that just happen to rhyme and thus make a good theme for a list of things to be found in the narrator's pool I suppose that made me think of this. And even the drumbeat during the uhhh, verses? (not the parts were the things in the pool are listed anyway) reminds me of modern TMBG for some reason

[bunnihearted]

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

[sliqtril]

i forgot how much i love the infinights . FUCK!!!!!!!!! FUCK DUDE!!!!!

[hood-ex]

When people have been asking you for years whether you're going to eventually update your fic, and you just keep telling them, "I plan to!" instead of telling them that you don't know how to go forward because you don't know whether Damian should keep calling Dick by his first name or switch to calling him Grayson 💀.

[shoezuki]

in my aha!sampo fic i posted i mentioned a lot of other aeons n like. aha bothering them n specifically once mentioned aha goin to Nous the erudition to ask how to make a human and i got caught on that bit n now im writing it

and idk i think like. started thinkin bout my characterization of aha and their whole Thing bout being chaos and the extremes of emotion and their weird little quest to reincarnate themself as a mortal. n the idea of aha and nous interacting got stuck on me. like nous is an aeon that rose up to aeonhood after allegedly being created as a sort of supercomputer to discern all knowledge n answer all questions in the universe. and then theres aha. some goofy bitch who we dont got any info bout where they came from. and we just know they cause chaos and fuck with other aeons for fun

i think aha and nous would. get on? like. aha is strange and unpredictable and nous finds that intriguing. also im writing so that nous speaks almost entirely in questions and aha makes a game of trying to get them to break their questions only bullshit n im enjoying it

[galloperthompson]

Another year bereft of galloper’s ghostly breathing and dark aura :(

[jinstronaut]

this is also why i stopped using my tracked tag for a while tbh

[septimus-heap]

Big fan of the idea that marcia genuinely is completely unaware that she's autistic and just thinks everyone else is being weird on purpose. Like she knows abt autism and that it exists but that's kind of it. She's absolutely convinced she is the most normal person in the room at any given time

[bunnihearted]

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