#anyway! time to go to sneep

[reginrokkr]

Today I didn't do anything, but good news is that tomorrow will be the last day of classes before about a week and a half spring break for Easter! I'll do my best to resume replying to threads and send those IC thingies I owe you peeps, and I'll also try to chip away at the asks I have to answer also. Have a good evening, take care and rest easy ♥︎

[xavalav]

guys did you know that uhh. fucking bloodborne

[sentofight]

ooc. me replying? nah. i will make a ship thingie post for my muses wahahaha.

bold (prefers it) italics (can happen) cross (needs building but could happen)

This list will not be naming the ships i have but the name of characters in the muse's franchise (if i have interactions in other verses might add characters i see my muse clicking with in that verse.) Though i will add if the character named is taken or not.

Eight

cater

jack

kurasame

king

machina

ace

Machina

rem

deuce (taken by @/oursongofhealing)

ace

kurasame

qator

King

seven

nine

eight

Zack

aerith

cissnei

kunsel

tsung

tifa

Edea

Ringabell

Alternis

Tiz

Agnes

Einheria

Tiz

Agnes

Edea

Rokurou

Velvet

Eleanor

Eizen

Magilou

Senel

Chloe

Shirley

Jay

Norma

Balan

honestly he is probably one of the few muses i can't put a name just some ideas of who can be compatible with him.

intelligent

decisive

strong willed

willing to accept that he is not a romantic person and will see his job as important as you? and maybe more because he is pragmatic person

can compromise to some extent, but never that be conflicting with the person or their interest

Victor

Lara Mel Marta

Fractured Milla

Jude Mathis

L.indow

Sakuya

Tressa

Leon

Cyrus

Therion

Ali

Lucina

Laurent

Gerome

Owain

Severa

Inigo

Kjelle

Brady

Gaius

Cordelia

Maribelle

Sully

Chrom

Olivia

Tharja

Lissa

Avatar/ Robin m/f

Panne

Lon'qu

Sully

Lissa

Cordelia

Avatar f/m

Panne

Olivia

Say'ri

Lissa

Lon'qu

Gaius

Vaike

Stahl

Maribelle

Avatar f/m

ricken

Lyndis

Mark ( taken by @/rcdhotnight)

Hector

Kent

Rath

Matthew

Shutaro

someone kind and understanding of his 'vampire dilemma'

idk what else to write he is not that demanding he is a sweet child sobs

A.kihiko

Mitsuru

MC f/m

Fuuka

ryoji

shinji (im putting him despite not being one of my favs for personal reasons but i cant ignore that he is part of aki's life and ngl i like the trio mitsu x aki x shinji but haha we dont talk about that cuz some d.umblr ding dong people are fossils with ideas)

Kaname

Hitomi

Boss

Raquel

Arnaud

Forte

MC

Margaret

Aldo

Amy

Guildna

probably more but thinking

Kula

K'

Edward

Winry

Xiaoshi

Lu Guang

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OCs

Einar

Can't think of someone compatible with his in the TYPE0 world, but Emina can and might ruffle his feathers a little bit. idk.

ngl Aki Minahara could have a chance if she is a little bit older dlfkjsdkfs

anyway he looks for someone serious about the relationship.

he wants a family not just one night stand but he is afraid of making said family because of the crystal and dying and getting people's memories wiped clean.

basically, he does not want to be forgotten ...

uuh he can cook so he is not expecting the whole 'gender role thing'. as long as you are good in the things you like to do, then sure fine. tbh he prefers to cook. he is not big on eating other people's food. though he wont stop you from cooking. surprise him.

cats. tbh it is not something he can give up on for a partner???? because for him feeding and looking after the stray cats is an important part of his life. silly as it sounds but he takes it seriously.

he can compromise a little bit with the cat thing but don't expect him to stop going out to feed them.

Roland

laugh tracks but sure. I feel like Severa would be fun to see her bicker with him. they can judge their parents together lol

Thomas

Kjelle

Severa

Maria

Brady

Inigo

Gerome

Chloe

---she's younger than the 2nd generation.

Amina

---she's old than most of the cast.

someone who can understand her past is not something she is proud of and wants to change

Feiruz

HAPPINESS.

SELF ESTEEME

SELF CARE

LOVING SELF

DETERMINATION

ACCEPTING

Ren

Licca (big crush she's older than him but he does not understand)

Sohrab

in lore

---TBA

in awakening verse

Lissa

Cordelia

Stahl

Gaius

Frederick

Avatar f/m

Jokull

in lore

--tba

[keeps-ache]

spending like 30 minutes to buff my Own signature out of a piece because i want to show it off to my parents and i accidentally deleted the save file with the watermark on a separate layer so Here I Am working away at a yet another .png

[outpost51]

The 51 Post

so. bad week, if the prolonged absence wasn’t enough of a clue. but! i did write a... moderate amount. listen, i've been coping with sims.

Contents:

Things You Might Have Missed

This Week's Jams

WIP Breakdowns

From the Skwad

Around the 'Blr

Things You Might Have Missed

get on my taglists for WIP updates, 51 post, tag games, and ask events!

BRHP: Chapter 17 posted; K A DM O S.

Unlikely Adventures, Ch 2 posted; it’s literally in the blurb but it hurt me to write too

BRHP: Chapter 16 posted; baby's first fight pit, and a family secret is revealed.

Murky Water: the 7th entry into the Lighthouse in the Fog shorts; our new Keeper finds her answers.

This Week's Jams

aliens (porcelain remix) || xylø, porcelain [spotify/youtube]

avoidant attachment || libby larkin [spotify/youtube]

fire fire || flyleaf [spotify/youtube]

no care || daughter [spotify/youtube]

let the flames begin || paramore [spotify/youtube]

devil’s teeth || muddy magnolias [spotify/youtube]

WIP Breakdowns

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

hngggg i am. behind. it’s all outlined but my god i was too tired to write much

Unlikely Adventures of Bitchface and Go F*ck Yourself

[affectionately strangles zadimus]

Blinding Neon, Shades of Grey

[vibrates] hhhhhh i love the orville scene, i forgot how much i love the orville scene, yes i will post the orville scene this week if yall bully me (pls)

Stellar Parallax

elmorise.gif

Lighthouse in the Fog

8th short will be coming out some time tonight or tomorrow, it’s been an uphill battle to write today, anyway things have Developed in a Direction i was not Expecting

In the Works

i have noodled some of those random shuffle prompts. some of you are getting whacked with the emotions stick

From the Skwad

SSSC 006 wrapped up! see the entries here.

@thetrashbagswasteland posted a little too good to be true, a follow up to a little too much like me as their submission for MEBB 2023 and it is rife with snark

speaking of MEBB, @sparatus also published his triumphant return to His Original Bullshit: serpents in the garden and i am living. he also wrote skewed results for FFF208 bc we all need more teia

@uraniumwriting also wrote a submission for FFF208 in which caspian is forced to be a reporter for a day

we have FIVE updates from @teamdilf this week: a sweet piece in which adrien is offered some kittens, ch 20 of in-laws and the grandparents, this drabble that actually ripped my soul out through my eyes, ch 16 of man of many talents, and the first chapter of father, daughter, rocket launchers, and a side of wrex

@bambino1294 dropped the second chapter of upright tower and it was well worth the wait

@equusgirl has given us two more treats for sapphic summer: heaven or hell and if the bird likes it's cage so very much, why is the cage so tightly shut

@commander-krios wrote this squee-worthy despina/theron piece and also this stolen moment between jeff and john

@writernopal wrote a character study with mariel and sartor that i’m still thinking about actually, it’s wild to see how much the characters have developed between the first and third books

@asher-orion-writes posted another installment of fairweather YAY hhhhhh i fucked up and peeked at the last few lines before i read it and now i’m trying to wrap up so i can go eat it

Around the ‘Blr

@tabswrites blessed us with both the second chapter of ascension and chapter 4 of silver sentinels!!!

@vacantgodling’s art comms are open which i will be taking a look at given it does not fall through the holes in my swiss cheese brain, he dropped toph art that i’m OBSESSED with AND a lukewarm rejection sneep bc toph’s bday was the 7th. tell him happy birthday 4 me

bit over a week but i missed it last week — @autumnalwalker announced that the archivist’s journal is COMPLETE, so if you were ever looking for a reason to binge it, now’s the time (the anniversary is july 16th!). find it here @thearchivistsjournal

@captain-kraken dropped a sonhara lore masterpost oh my GOD

screaming crying frothing at the mouth over @liv-is’s fae headshots WOW

@void-botanist gave us the LORE on the revalo tailory & hotel and i will chew off my arm if tumblr doesn’t start giving me gd notifs about this

@artdecosupernova-writing dropped SO MANY shorts this week, so here’s the tag, go nuts; also a post on the planet holeph that i am eating with a spoon

we now have such amazing faces to put with the cast of @elshells’s agent ace (courtesy of @illjustpretend)

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

Outpost Updates Taglist: @tabswrites @writernopal @freedominique @asher-orion-writes @liv-is @starknstarwars @captain-kraken

Ask to +/- in the tags, replies, DMs, or HERE!

[pigeonwit]

for the fic ask game: 7 & 18 (praying i remembered the numbers right)

& since no 19 says to tell you about my favorite one of your fics im gonna take that chance to talk about run boy run again 🤷 i jumped on the rbr train a bit after chap 1 was posted and davey in that fic literally consumes my thoughts 😀 whoops. (i could write essays about this fic) chap 4 is gonna be like a national holiday to me you dont even know

also shoutout to vice vermin virtue bc i held off reading it due to an aversion to wing fics & i was so delighted by it when i finally did?? 10/10 as always

sneep :( im gonna cry. you're genuinely such a sweet person and you're always so kind and i just aaAHHHH cause like. you're just NICE for NO REASON and i love it i love it so much. full disclosure i am having a Time at work and i can feel myself going back down to Cynicism Town which i hate, but seeing you take time out of your day to just leave a comment or some nice tags or anything at all it's just UGH it makes me feel Better. people can just be nice!! for NO reason at all!! and you are one of those people and i appreciate that so much!! ok time for the asks

7. What’s a troupe you love to write?

any variation of dislike to lovers. whether its just a general sort of mistrust of each other at first that then grows into a deep and profound understanding of the other (eg livesies javid), a onesided 'i have responsibilities i need to do and i don't really trust you but you seem to REALLY want to stick around me for some reason and oh dear oh no it's working' thing (eg uksies javid) or a full on hatred of each other that forces the characters to confront their own biases, their own fears, their own personal reasons for wanting SO BADLY not to like the other person, only to realize that person understands them so much (eg arcade au or pianist au)... i giggle and kick my feet over that so much.

18. Recommend someone else fic! (And tag them if they have a tumblr!)

i dont like tagging people outright in case it bothers them but 'Long I Stood' by @/stillusesapencil on AO3 :) all while i was reading this fic i kept thinking 'oh okay so this isn't going to end with like everything working out. they're definitely gonna break up but like learn from each other and stuff, it's gonna be that kind of bittersweet thing' - which would've been fine! there is absolutely value in endings like that, i have plenty of fics like that that i love. but i was so so happy to see that that wasn't the case at all for this fic because it MAKES SENSE. there are plenty of fics that do the whole 'life just doesn't work out that way but you can still appreciate what you had when you had it!' ending - which again, i still like if it's done in a satisfactory way! - but the whole point of the fic is that 'actually, your life CAN work out that way. you DESERVE to have the life you want. you are ALLOWED to want that life, and you do not need to expect punishment for persuing it'. i don't cry much over fictional things but i did legit cry a little over this ending. it's just so hopeful and so kind. 'life can be good. you do not need to suffer or sacrifice in order to deserve good things. you CAN have what you want, you just need to be willing to make it work.' it makes me feel a lot better whenever im going to Cynical Town - honestly the more i think about it is a VERY sneepcoded fic. i know pretty much everyone's read it - it's pretty popular - but i just love it so very much so i'm recommending it anyways.

the ask game is here if anyone else wants to throw something out there!

[n0ct0urn1quet]

stares lovingly at my gf with my autism eyes

@fuckshitassbitchcockballs

[officialjamesflint]

cannot believe all my friends are oppressing me for my love of preminger. i simply have taste <3

[spikyearr-moved]

Might let myself hyperfixate on mlp....... just a little......... perhaps

[futurefind]

//On one hand Sa's so mutually Inclusive w her bg it wouldn't make sense for her to have much education

On other hand kny school au n Sa as like, gym teacher or smth chfgg

[snowblossomreads]

You Should Have Told Me!

Summary: Reader gets a surprise visit from her favorite person and is a little miffed!

Pairing: Female Reader x Severus Snape

Warnings: None

Word Count: 4K

A/N: I'm kind of shook that I've actually written three completed one-shots. It's that Sneep love I'm telling you. I also lowkey may have a smut fic in my WIP so : ). Anyways enjoy the story and do tell me if you recognized the students' last names!

“Good morning class!”

[Y/n] chirped as she strode into her classroom that bustled with the chatter of students and took her spot at the front of the room. Expecting a response back from them, she was a bit thrown off when none was given and instead the students kept talking amongst themselves.  

There was an air of excitement that had taken hold of them it seemed and none of them had noticed that she had even entered the room. A bemused smirk crossed her lips before she cleared her throat and with a raised voice repeated once again, 

“Class good morning!” 

That seemed to have caught the attention of the students who had begun to settle down and in unison responded to her.

“Good morning professor.”

“Good morning to you all,” she spoke cheerfully as she pulled her wand from her sleeve and flicked it at the chalkboard that rolled to the front of the class. 

“I hope that the enthusiasm you all seemed to have today will translate into some great charms papers along with some practical work that I want you all to focus on today.”  

Low groans could be heard in response from the students as they went to pull their books out from their bags.

“Now, now, what’s all the fuss about?” [Y/n] questioned as she turned around to face her class as they prepared for the day's assignments. 

While she wasn’t the type to pry about what the students were up to, she was a bit curious about what had them all riled up. She at first thought maybe it was a Quidditch related thing but that couldn’t have been it since the previous game had been postponed. 

“I can’t imagine what could have made you all so excited on this Monday morning as while I think Charms is absolutely fascinating, I’m not sure you all would agree with me.  So would anyone like to share?”

Multiple pairs of eyes shifted from classmate to classmate as while all of them seemed excited, it was like they could barely say what for. Though even with that excitement there were no eager volunteers ready to tell her what was going on. So taking it upon herself, she began scanning the classroom until her eyes landed on a Slytherin student who seemed to be ready to burst at the seams. Yet just like all her classmates, she seemed tight-lipped about what was going on.

Well [Y/n] could most definitely help with that issue.

“Ms. Bryant,” she called, which no doubt caught the girl off guard if the widened eyes of the student could be used as an indicator. “Can you please enlighten me about what has gotten you and your classmates riled up this morning?”

There was a beat of nervous silence as the young girl seemed to shift about in her chair as a few eyes glanced her way. Seeing this nervous motion, [Y/n] was about to call on another student before the young girl seemed to gain her composure and replied,

“Well ma'am, apparently Professor Slughorn is going to be out for a couple of weeks starting today so we are going to get a substitute while he is out!” 

Huh, that was not exactly the type of exciting news she was expecting to hear from the students. Clearing her throat, the confused professor spoke carefully so that her words didn’t sound too harsh about her fellow colleague.

“I know Professor Slughorn can be a bit long-winded sometimes with his lectures, so I sympathize. But I think that’s hardly a reason for-”

“That’s not all professor!” This time it was a normally shy Hufflepuff, a Mr.Brandon that piped up energetically and cut off her confused response.  “It’s just that we heard while he’s gone, Professor Snape is going to come back to run his class!”

As if someone had flipped a switch, the rest of the students seemed to buzz with excitement again as whispers began to flood the room with noise. 

Now, it was [Y/n]’s turn to be caught off guard. Not her Severus? At Hogwarts today? He hadn’t told her anything about visiting the school today and definitely didn’t mention that he would be returning to his teaching post even if it was temporarily. Surely the students were getting something mixed up or heard wrong? But who else could they have been talking about?

In her stupor she found herself asking the silly question of, 

“I’m sorry but I think I’ve misheard Professor Snape? Professor Severus Snape?”

Of course what other Professor Snape taught potions here [Y/n]?

“Yes, ma’am the one! Isn’t it so exciting didn’t you teach with him while he was working here and you know…while he was a spy and everything! I bet he has some interesting stories.”

This snapped her out of her stupor as the young boy continued on and she could feel her expression morph from one of confusion into a critical one at his words. 

“I did indeed, he was a fine professor, but I hardly think it would be appropriate to ask him about anything regarding the role he played during the war.” 

It wasn’t until the class went silent again from her words and she saw the startled looks on the students' faces, that she realized the statement, or more of how it was delivered, sounded unnaturally cold. Quite different from her normally mild and cheerful nature.  

She couldn’t help it though as she was all too aware of how Severus didn’t enjoy the attention his role played in the war. While many now saw him as a hero, there were still people who despised him for either betraying Voldemort or killing Dumbledore even after the truth came to light. 

The last thing she wanted was for the students to pester him about those things.

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to sound harsh. I just think while his story is fascinating, it would be impolite to ask him about things he may not wish to speak about. Interesting or not."

There were some murmurs around the class and a few students nodded here and there before their attention went back to her. The air of nervousness had lifted at her words and with the knowledge she had their attention again she spoke,

“Good well, we have gotten sidetracked enough, let's start class shall we?”

The tiny bemused smile returned to her face as exasperated groans were heard.

Class passed by quickly with all the questions and spells being practiced on. And while she could do less with the occasional spell going awry, she was glad that everyone was fine and lessons were learned.

As students bid their goodbyes and left the classroom, [Y/n] turned back to the chalkboard and waved her wand to cast a simple spell on the eraser to clean the board. As it did that, she had in the back of her mind to Floo home and ask Severus why he didn’t let her know he was coming back.

 She didn’t want to admit it, but it did make her a bit miffed that she didn’t know about this, and now that she thought about it, why hadn’t Minerva told her! 

While the thoughts kept their spiral up in her mind, she didn’t notice that a familiar figure had appeared at her classroom doorway adorned in his black teaching robes that had been tucked in the back of their closet for a few years at this point. 

Noiselessly, he made his way over to the oblivious woman as she sent the chalkboard back to its place, her back still turned to him as she mulled over what to do next. Her thoughts were interrupted though as she let out an alarmed gasp when she felt a hand lay upon her lower back. 

“Excuse me-!” 

Her fiery words died on her lips when she spun around and saw the tiny smirk and twinkle of dark eyes that belonged to her husband. His smirk grew even wider at the shock on her face as her brain processed that he was in front of her in her classroom. 

“Yes, [Y/n] you were going to say something? ” 

His reply was cheeky with a hint of amusement at her shock. Currently, she resembled a fish breathing with the repetitive opening and closing of her mouth not knowing exactly what to say to the surprise visitor.

 It didn’t take long though for her to regain composure and by the furrow of her brows and the small pout on her lips, Severus could tell she had some words for him. It was expected really. 

“Severus Snape you sneaky man!” She sputtered out as she swatted his chest gently along with a slight glare in her eyes. “You should have told me you were coming back to teach and then you come into my classroom and scare me! Why didn’t you tell me or at least give me a hint?” 

In hopes that her tirade would get something out of him, she let out a disgruntled noise when he began to chuckle at her no doubt amused at her current state of distress. This annoyed her even more and she found herself going to swat his chest again, softly of course. 

But this time he was ready and caught the hand in his and brought her hand up to his lips and brushed an affectionate kiss against it.  Cheeks warming from his little action, [Y/n] let out a soft huff yet she couldn’t hide how her expression softened at him and he did take notice of that. 

“You shouldn’t laugh at your wife!” She whined though there was no longer malice in her words as she looked up at his bemused expression that was still intact. “You don’t know how confused I was when the students told me you were coming back to stand in for Slughorn!” 

“Well if I remember correctly,” he murmured while taking a step closer to her and placing a hand on her waist giving it a small squeeze. “Was it not you who said how much you enjoyed surprises?

She huffed at him but didn’t make a move to push him away, the opposite really as she did enjoy his presence. Though the way her next words came out could make one think otherwise with how unenthused they sounded. 

“Well, you sure did give me one.”

His eyebrows furrowed at her dismayed tone and the way she let out a sigh with eyes averted from him. While he was expecting her to be a bit miffed about him showing up, he wasn’t expecting her to seem so distraught about it. 

Honestly, he was expecting a more cheerful reaction after the initial shock but that was not at all what he was receiving. Did he do something wrong? 

“[Y/n], love,” the low rumble of his voice met her ears and her eyes met his dark ones that seemed to search hers, “I haven’t made you angry have I?”  

She furiously shook her head ‘no’ and the way her eyebrows furrowed at his inquiry indicated that he hadn’t.

“No, of course not Sev! You know I’m always happy to see you, it's just...” Her voice trailed off as she worried her bottom lip in an attempt to formulate how to express her concern to him. 

“Tell me.”

“It’s just that truthfully I was a bit worried,” she replied softly as she briefly placed a hand on Severus’ cheek and caressed it lightly. “I know it’s been years since everything but I just worry you know. About how just being here might make you feel uncomfortable. And also kids like to pry and I know how much you don’t like talking to people about what happened.”

Of course. He should have known she would be worried about the prospect of his return to a place that held a lot of terrible memories for him. If there was one thing that made Severus fall in love with her all those years ago, it was how caring of a person [Y/n] was and how she would worry about the well-being of others. 

It got her into trouble sometimes as she would neglect her own needs at times but she had become much better at that as the years went by. He couldn’t contain the sigh that left his lips. Whether it was one of relief or one of adoration for the woman he couldn’t tell but at the moment he felt both. A tender,

“Oh love,” left his lips as he went to wrap his arms around the woman who immediately returned the embrace more than happy to nuzzle her face into his frock cloak. 

“You are too good for me, you know that?” He hummed as he rubbed soothing circles onto the small of her back. A faint ‘hm’ was his only response as she stood with her head against his chest and arms wrapped around him.

“Do you know how grateful I am to have such a sweet, beautiful caring wife who worries about me no matter what? I’m quite undeserving I think.” 

Her heart fluttered at his words. Even after all this time she could never stop herself from feeling shy when he would speak sweetly about her as many would think it was out of character for him. But he had a lot of love he wanted to give, it had just been hidden for a long time and she felt lucky to be the one to receive it.  

“Sev don’t say you’re undeserving,” she whimpered and looked up at him from her position, as she didn’t expect to hear such words of adoration from him suddenly. “You know how much I love you, darling. I can’t help but worry that you’re okay.”

“I know, I know,” his response soft as he pressed their foreheads together, “you always did and it seems like I caused you a bit of worry today. I am sorry.” 

A wide smile broke out on her face, one that he had been hoping to see soon and he almost melted at how she beamed at him.

“It’s okay, I was just caught off guard. You don’t have to apologize for anything.” 

But as soon as she spoke those words, a thought popped into her head, and the innocent smile she had morphed into a mischievous grin. Severus, who noted the expression change, could see the cogwheels in her head begin to spin and could only be amused at the sudden shift in demeanor from a moment ago.

“Though, if you insist on apologizing Mr.Snape,” she started as her eyes glanced briefly down to his lips then to his eyes that held a glint. “You wouldn’t mind sealing it with a kiss, would you?” 

From the deep chuckle that left Severus’ lips, to the way one of his hands caressed her lower back while the other trailed a finger under her chin to tilt her head up a little. It all caused a pleasant shiver to run down the woman’s spine as she bit her lips in anticipation as he leaned down a bit. 

Their lips brushed together for just a moment and she felt her eyes flutter a bit intoxicated by the closeness they shared and the warmth that radiated between them. Dark eyes met hers, and before he closed the distance between them, he murmured,

“Mmm, I don’t see the harm in that, Mrs. Snape.” 

In an instant, the hand that had been under her chin was now craddling the back of her head and he pressed his lips against hers. A soft whine left her throat when their lips met, and she grasped at the fabric of his coat glad to have something to hold on to as she felt slightly dizzy at the pleasant sensations that coursed through her veins.  

Had they not been so caught up making out like hormonal teens, both [Y/n] and Severus would have remembered that the classroom door was neither closed and very much not locked. They also stood where anyone who passed by or stumbled in could see what was going on in an instant. 

Just like how the young Hufflepuff from earlier seemed to have been doing as he rushed into the room about to apologize for seemingly upsetting her earlier on. 

“Professor I’m sorry I -”

Was all he could get out before he froze at the sight of his teacher kissing on some random man. He wasn’t the only one to freeze because as soon as his voice rang through the classroom, [Y/n] felt her body lock up for a second with panic before the adrenaline in her kicked in. The hands that had been grasping Severus’ coat were now harshly pushing him back causing him to grunt as he let her go while she was trying to regain her composure. 

“I see nothing has changed with these dunderheads,” he grumbled, annoyed at the interruption as he stepped away from the woman and didn’t even acknowledge the student who still stood dumbfounded at the scene. 

“Severus!” 

She hissed though there was a smile on her face and her cheeks were warm from their actions as she turned so she could fully see the young boy who appeared to have not recovered from the initial shock.

“Mr. Brandon, can I help you?”

No response came from the young boy who was wide eyed and seemed like he was in shock from what he had seen. Though upon further inspection [Y/n] noticed that his eyes were not at all focused on her but on Severus! And the more she observed him she had noticed that there was a gleam in his eyes and that shocked expression he wore was actually one of awe.

“Mr. Brandon?”

She repeated as the boy had seemingly been so deep in a trance he hadn’t heard her the first time. At the repetition of the student's name, Severus spun on his heel, teaching robe billowing behind him with a nasty glare in his eyes and a scowl on his face.

“Are you deaf boy?” The question was spat out and full of venom and he continued the tongue lashing.  “When your professor is speaking to you, don't stand there with your mouth open like a fool, answer her!”

Though even with how vicious those words were, the only person who was seemingly affected by them was [Y/n] who turned around with a frown on her face. While she loved him to death, there would be absolutely no yelling in her class nor insults thrown at the students.

“Severus, please don’t yell at him!” 

“Y-you’re S-Severus Snape.”

“Professor Snape to you,” he drawled, absolutely annoyed at the lack of proper title when being addressed, “and of course, I am what kind of dimwitted observation is that?” 

“Wow. I’m being scolded by the Professor Snape.”

Neither of them were expecting those words if their facial expressions were anything to go by. [Y/n] had to blink several times to make sure she had heard correctly, and Severus' face had briefly morphed into exasperation. 

“But professor?” His voice held a curious tone as he looked between her and Severus and it was like an invisible puzzle begin to be solved in his mind. “If you and Professor Snape- and you’re married professor so that means…”

He stopped for a moment before a soft ‘oh’ left his lips at the realization that his professor’s mystery spouse was indeed the Severus Snape. The one they had been told all about by some of their parents and from some of their History of Magic classes.

“Wicked.”

“So you can make common sense observations, how wonderful,” Severus sneered at the student who seemed both frightened and in awe of the man who had hurled an insult at him. 

This was very much confusing to [Y/n] yet it didn’t mean that she was okay with the insults. 

“Severus stop it,” [Y/n] chastised as she threw him a tiny glare before her face softened and she returned her attention to the young boy. A dissatisfied noise could be heard from Severus and she could vaguely hear him mutter something as he turned back around no longer interested in what was happening.

“Yes, Mr.Brandon since there is no hiding it considering the circumstances. Professor Snape is my husband and he has been for five years.  Now come tomorrow I don’t expect to hear about this from any of the other students do I?”

“Oh! Of course not ma’am!” The boy was shaking his head and he made a zipping motion across his lips before responding with, “my lips are sealed.” 

“Perfect now, may I know why you are here?”

It seemed that being reminded about why he was there caused him to become the shy Hufflepuff he usually was. His eyes had become downcast and glued to the floor and he had started to alternative his weight between each leg.

“Yes ma'am, I just wanted to apologize for this morning,” his voice was now soft as he spoke ,“I didn’t mean to make you upset, I think we were all just a bit excited and I understand now I guess why you got angry. So I’m very sorry ma’am.”

When he finished his apology, and looked at her with timid eyes, he was a bit nervous, unsure that she would accept his apology about the outburst earlier that morning. But when a tiny smile formed on her expression along with a little nod of understanding from her he couldn’t help but to offer up a little smile as relief flooded him.

“Well, that’s very kind of you to come apologize to me Mr.Brandon. But it’s quite alright I wasn’t at all angry with you. Just surprised, that's all.”  

It was true, she wasn’t at all angry with the boy and honestly she had forgotten all about it after class had ended. Though it was very sweet of him to offer up an apology that he didn’t have to.

“Now is that all?”  She questioned with a tilt of her head.

“Yes ma’am! I’ll be off now then, gotta get to study hall!” 

With that the boy made his way out of the room though he stopped and dithered in front of the door as if he wanted to say something else. But it seemed as if he thought better of it and left the two adults slightly confused about the interaction. 

“Do you really trust him to keep his mouth shut?” Severus asked as he approached [Y/n] who had turned back to him to give him her attention. 

“Aw Sev, he’s a good kid so I trust him,” she assured him with a smile that changed to a playful little pout. “But, would it be so bad for them to know you’re my husband?”

“Of course not, I just don’t want them pestering you about me, “ he huffed out before he placed a soft kiss on her forehead to assure her that wasn’t the issue. 

“How sweet of you! But I think you need to be more worried about them pestering you as you’re far more interesting!”

“They will be sorely mistaken if they think I’m going to entertain any of their asinine questions.”

“Oh, I don’t doubt it. But, darling,” she spoke as she took her wand out and pointed it at the door behind them to lock it. Severus watched her as she closed the window blinds to dim the room and then muttered a silencing charm.  

“I have thirty minutes before I need to get ready for my next class,” she spoke as she made her way to her desk and pulled herself up to sit on it. A coy grin graced her lips as she eyed him. “Why don’t we continue what we were doing?”

He practically growled as he stalked over to her with a grin on his lips as he watched her spread her legs so he could stand in between them. A content sigh left her lips as she wrapped her legs around his waist and Severus leaned down so that they were at eye level.

“What a wicked woman you are Mrs.Snape,” he whispered out, hands going to grab her thighs which coaxed a little moan from her. “But I agree, I think we can find plenty to do to fill the time.”

A/N: Let me guys know how you guys liked it > : D and thanks for reading!

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Dain's eyes.

[moonlightdancer26]

So my fav family snape au is eileen she's alive and she's this crazy powerful witch and she meets wallburga black (and like generational bullies). Anyways this happens where regulus leaves with like sirius right and the snapes are visiting their son.

So the mauruaders are dicks but snape doesn't really complain about them. Anyways wallburga immediately after seeing eileen calls her a blood traitor and challenges her to a duel. Tobias looks v calm and like knows shits gonna go down, severus is looking worried because that's his mum 🥺 she might get hurt.

Anyways they are fuelling and the second wallburga says shit about her family, eillen immediately yeets her ass to the black lake ( the name fits ' eileen says to her family).

Anyways the mauruaders scared, like James looking at snape and snape gives him the look that's says' fuck with me and my mom I will admit your parents in old age care '. Sirius looks grateful but at the same time is like' oh fuck me am I supposed to thank him?? '

Orion after watching her wife get into the lake immediately starts a fight and before he could even give eillen a shove Tobias comes over no where and literally breaks orions arm (his dominant hand).

Orion : you broke my arm

Tobias : fix it

Orion :how

Tobias :* points at the general vicinity of Hogwarts* uhhh magic?

Eileen looks at her husband in the most sappiest way possible, severus is disgusted by his parents affection and the entire Wizarding world is immediately making a pact to leave that feral family alone.

Anyways protective feral snapes is the hill I die alone on.

Omg I love this! Never mess with the Snape family. 😉

Also:

severus is looking worried because that’s his mum 🥺 she might get hurt.

AHHH MY BABY 😭🥺🥺

( the name fits ‘ eileen says to her family).

PLS EILEEN SEEMS AWESOME

Anyways protective feral snapes is the hill I die alone on.

No babe, you ain’t alone. Feral Sneeps are *chef’s kiss*.

[transmasc-wizard]

sneeps

"wtf that's an incomprehensible title, nico, no one understands that" maybe to you. RIP to ur brains but my nd mess is different <3

aka i looked at the words "writing snippets" cut it to "snippets" cut it to "snips" and brain-autocorrected that to "sneeps" so here we are

that's a long way to say I HAVE 7500 WORDS OF DRAFT AND SHALL INFLICT SOME ON THE WORLD NOW here we go

Not A Date it's totally a date:

“There’s a coffee shop beside the school, if you want to escape the terror of a school cafeteria tomorrow. We could go.”

“Like a date.” Rafael sounded terribly amused.

“No!” Ace exclaimed quickly. “No, not like a date. Since we’re roommates and all, we should know each other better, and I really hate school food on principle, and—”

“I’m teasing you. And as I too hate school-administrated food… sure.”

Stuff (i only cut the part where he lists it for 1000 years lol):

“Do you have any… you know… stuff?” Rafael asked. “Or are you going for the impersonal-hospital-or-maybe-dystopia-movie look?”

“I have stuff,” Ace said indignantly. “Art stuff. It’s just getting brought up later, because all of it together is too heavy for a singular person to carry without falling down the stairs and dying.” {...} “I have literally not spent more than ten dollars of money on something that isn’t art in the last… five years.”

“Oh.” Rafael squinted, his face reading as if this were a challenge. “Books? Netflix? Extraordinarily designed limited edition muppets?”

“Only art books, I don’t watch non-art television, and I only have one of those, thank you very much.”

and so they meet (alt: holy shit Ace stop being so gay u met him 5 seconds ago):

“Rafael.”

“Like the painter,” Ace said.

“Yes, but spelt different.” Rafael frowned. “As far as I know. Must look that up…” Rafael’s mind seemed to wander for a few moments, then he said, “Anyway. Why are you here?”

“Art. You?”

“Nepotism.” Rafael grinned. His face was suited for smiling. Not like the dean’s. He had a very nice smile, in fact. Very nice.

“No, really,” said Ace. “I’m curious.”

“And I’m entertained by your curiosity.”

“Rude.”

“I can be bribed to tell. Eventually."

anyway now it's time for me to disappear again for. like. an hour and try to write some more 1st draft shit

@the-gay-lady-of-ravenclaw-tower customary tagging

good day All

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💀 Call of Cthulhu: Haunted Hijinx Masterpost 💀

First though:  Spoilers for the First Scenario from Tales of the Crescent City, which has been reprinted out of the Great Old Ones; We are actively playing, please no spoilers, but also we will have spoilers from it ourselves as we play. Read at your own risk.

i’m sorry i dont have a better quote but also not because i dont think anything captures the majesty of our games more than this right here

anyways, get ready for a long one. probably these last few will all be longer cause WE’RE IN THE FINALE NOW FELLAS

Avedon is freed and backing away, looking with concern. Norman is also looking, but with less concern. Probably less concern than he should be having, actually. Some questions start to come up but before any answers are given, Joey and Prophet get to laying down the trap circle. They might have to exit this realm through the lake or use the lake to get Fowler’s family free, and, well, it’d be nice to have it Angel-Free. Avedon doesn’t give up on his rambling quest to get information out of the two who are busy will setting this all up, despite multiple hints and encouragements to TAKE COVER and MAYBE HEAD BACK TO SOMEWHERE SAFE??

Of course, only once the twisted angels show up does he start listening. Kinda… He’s scooting slowly still but at least towards the cabins. Prophet positions himself to lure the angels into the circle,  Joey ducks behind a nearby piller so he can help but also has a little cover due to his… not-great-at-running-ness, and they wait for the Twisted Angel to take the bait…

Meanwhile, safe in the hut with Henry and Norman, Peter turns to Jack and finally tries his hand at snapping him out of it, and with a lovingly crafted speech, is actually moderately successful!! But horrified Jack can tell he’s not going to last very long. Henry realizes this and, while Joey and Prophet are still playing Angel Rancher, he takes out his knife, cuts his thumb, and starts the process to remove the symbol from Jack again. Right before starting, he makes an offer to Norman, who replies with a “Now doesn’t seem like the time for a party trick.” Turns out he didn’t have much of a choice actually though as Henry just grabs him and proceeds to rid the Yellow symbol from both of them, passing out in the process. Jack manages to catch him on the way down though. He frantically looks to the others in the room for any explanation of what’s happening... but the one who knows most of what’s happening is half out of it, sitting on the floor right now, with minimal strength left, mumbling about how he’s fine and should have waited for Bendy...

Meanwhile outside, Prophet manages to get the attention of the angel staring him and Joey down, as well as catch a glimpse of a second angel heading towards Avedon. The angel does get caught in the trap, but also manages to still claw at Sammy’s arm, leaving a good rip in it. These costumes… will probably not be returned at all. Sorry Allison. Joey and Bendy step up to use some Toon-powers and start stabbing the Angel with a giant pitchfork coming from his arm. Prophet realizes that Moonlight is starting to wake up, and picks up the banjo case he had been tugging the angel circle around in, sneaking up behind him, and the moment he gains consciousness again, hums that “your king hasn’t come to deliver you,” and then hits Moonlight in the back of the head, knocking him out again.

Avedon does end up getting grabbed by the angel and starts to be bitten, yelling even more of course. Norman has now been brought back to his senses. Norman also has a gun. Norman is going to start trying to shoot the angel, as well as calling for everyone to uhhh mAYBE DEAL WITH THE ONE THAT'S ACTIVELY KILLING AVEDON?? Joey responds by throwing a slight tantrum about how Avedon is an idiot and he fucking warned him and if he just listened we wouldn’t be in this situation!!! And then he huffs, and tells the hurt angle stuck in the trap not to go anywhere (in boss voice), and runs over to assist the fool. 

Which he does so in a more cartoon logic way that normally, thanks to maybe an insanity he had picked up, and just… reaches out with some big ol’ toon hands to carjack the angel’s mouth open and shove a large stick in there, to, y’know. Hold it there.

(art by @inkcryptid​ )

 And like, grabs Avedon out of bite zone. All this time, Bendy is cackling, delighted. Avedon obviously decides he SUPER doen’t want to be here and ends up running to a different hut after breaking out of Joey’s grasp, (which he lets him, while yelling after Avedon about how shitty of an employee he must be!!) 

At that point, some of the party could feel… a spell had been cast, somewhere, a strong one, and noticed that the lake water level had started rising. Prophet runs over to Joey and inists on getting out of there now, which Joey agrees with since… well, their original reason for coming out to the lake was to do things with the lake itself, but now that the lake is being w e i r d, we,,, PROBABLY DONT WANNA MESS WITH IT…. Also, if we are to assume this is Fowler’s whatever he is doing right now, well, at least we know he’s distracted? They start running back to the hut to rework the plan, though the angel with a stick in it’s mouth does try to claw at Joey on the way out, only narrowly missing. The other angel is trying to claw at Moonlight to get him free, in hopes that moonlight could free the angel also, though like. Kinda hecks up. And uh, Moonlight just falls over in the mud, bleeding now,,,,,,, good job,

With Joey and Prophet safely in the hut and the door closed, a plan is quickly hatched between everyone there while an angel starts trying to claw the place down. 

1. Everyone is going to head towards the picture/ritual room. 2. Jack, Peter, Henry and Norman are going to get the projector going and use it to save Fowler’s family. 3. Joey and Prophet are going to wait until this is done, and then start converting the stone, so when Fowler shows up he sees that his family is already saved and will sTOP TELEPORTING US PLACES. 4. ??????? 5. pROPHET We win!!

Norman comments that we never do things the boring way, huh?

OkAY GREAT PLAN HAD, everyone heads through the first door to get back to the mansion, and then Prophet has to go and say “Follow close my sheep” which normally probably would be fine but… Jack doesn’t really feel like taking orders anymore. And he’s not too keen on doors. So there’s another round of DRAGS JACK THRU DOORS WHILE HES VERY UNHAPPY thanks Henry and Peter for taking this one.

The ritual room seems pretty much the way it was before, but with some more mess, including the projector being knocked over. Norman tuts some but gets to work setting it up, before discovering that the bulb had broken within. There’s some chatter back and forth about possible solutions, including trying to shine a flashlight through instead… but it just ain’t bright enough and they need that projector. 

Since Prophet is actually able to navigate this place, it’s suggested for him to make it to the hallway closet where Joey had seen extra bulbs when they broke into the house before, and bring one back. Norman ends up going with him to identify the bulbs, Jack and Peter also end up following due to their fears of people disappearing forever once out of sight, leaving Henry and Joey to wait in the ritual room. Since the room Joey had to describe to the Prophet was more of a … normal house description, it does take him a little longer to navigate through, the first stop being out to where the bandstand was. The music is weird, but they manage to walk past to the next door without issue.

The boys end up in a music room, which is very nice and lined with instruments. Jack looks at them longingly. Unfortunately, the wrong Sammy is here, so Prophet just pushes forwards on his quest. There’s a creaking from one of the chairs as it gently rocks, but no feet dangling from it, so when Prophet continues to walk by and hears hissing, he comes face to face with a big ol’ snake. Whoops. It launches itself at Sammy but was also like, just sleeping, so it kinda just… flops on him instead of attacking. Jack rushes over and ???picks up??? Snake??? Since it’s not actually wrapped around Sam at this point, aND YEETS IT??? Tosses it to a corner so the rest of them can run through to the other door and slip into the next room. Which is the closet!! Great, Norman which of these like 8 bulbs is… n.. Norman?

After… a few moments of not being distracted, Joey suddenly pulls out the stone and starts to work on the ritual, except instead of returning the stone to how it was, he’s now connecting it to himself instead. which Henry obviously argues against. Fowler will just show up and throw us out again!! But Joey seems abnormally confident that he can do this quickly and that Fowler will not be a problem. Despite both Henry and Bendy trying to talk him down, he doesn’t seem to think he can fail, and proceeds with the spell. Henry, not having much else he can do, says “Don’t make me regret this,” and starts to throw a protection from eldritch beings lock on the door, just in case it helps stop Fowler. He ends up needing to sit down afterwards, but the door is warded, and Joey has started the ritual. Joey does immediately start to look more gauntly, which causes Henry to move and kneel down next to him, attempting to talk to Bendy since he knows he can’t get through to Joey at this point. Bendy tries to get some responses out along the lines of “I don’t know if this is a good idea…” But Joey has also gone into a ramble to himself about how he is going to fix this story, and take care of his people, and make sure the Messenger never touches them again.

Henry leans into their friendship more and starts trying to pull out the big ideas, how this will hurt Joey, how we can figure out a safer way, how this isn’t a good idea… Which does cause him to hesitate for a moment, but he seems to have lost too much of his sanity at this point to  reasonably call it quits. 

Well, if he can’t get Joey to stop… Henry kneels down next to him and puts a hand on his shoulder.

“At least let me help.”

Joey finally stops repeating his heroic speech to himself as another wave of the ritual zaps more from him, and turns his head slightly to look at Henry, and replies, “... You showed me the need to protect my family… so I know you understand, better than anyone else.”

Meanwhile, not having Norman to point out the bulb to them, the trio just grab one of each bulb to carry back so they don’t need to make the trip again. They had been rather sure that Norman had followed them through the doors, but there was some creepy laughter before he just suddenly disappeared, so uh… hm..,,, Maybe if they just retrace their steps, they can find him again. And then he can tell them which of these bulbs they need! And everything will be fine. They start going back through where they came, first the music room… which has reset? The snake is visibly curled up sleeping in the chair again… 

Prophet says, “stay quiet and keep close, my sheep,” and starts to lead them through the room.

Remember… how Jack wasn’t too happy about being told what to do before? He tries to stay quiet… but when he accidentally knocks into something and a makes a noise, the satisfaction from it is so nice he finally falls into the compulsion and kicks it again, to which Prophet turns around and yells “wHAT ARE YOU DOING?” and Jack just replies by smacking his hand down across a bunch of piano keys…

Peter… wonders what happened to being quiet.,,,,,

…

WELL THE SNAKE IS AWAKE NOW!!

Since Peter, the only one who actually made it somewhere instead of stopping to play the piano or yell, is the closest to the snake this time, he does get the full force of it coiling around his leg and constricting. Jack, now racked with guilt, runs over and tries to yank the snake off, getting hit at first but eventually managing to yeet it to the other side of the room again. Peter is looking rather unable to walk though.

And then Prophet screams. His connection to the stone is starting to waver and he can feel it.

NO,

WHY DID I LISTEN? HE DECEIVED ME! HE ALWAYS LIES,

And without paying any mind to Jack or Peter’s conditions, run through the door.

The snake is still kinda… awake, so Jack grabs Peter and the bulbs and rushes them through the door before the snake manages to attack again, looking for Norman still. There’s some metallic screeching in the distance... 

[wormonastriing-archived]

What are your favorite headcanons for gay hat simulator? (Also THANK YOU FOR THE NEWEST HEADCANONS I AM STARVED FOR CONTENT)

IM KISSING YOU SO HARD RN SORRY THIS IS SO BELATED

Omg my favorites??? Shit bro I have so many I have to think now uuuh lesse here's some randos

- Sneep is my favorite, I HC that he's suuuuper ticklish on his tummy and when he gets tickled he tries to curl into himself and wheezes a lot sjsj. Will definitely swear at you but cackles so much he doesn't get many words out. Very sensitive to kisses and mushy tickles like that, blushes like a mf

- Hoovy thinks tickling is Baby game, but is a super good ler (big brother rights) and will use tickles to subdue or punish the mercs if they act like fools (like the holiday punch snsjsjsjs). Just holds you with one hand and squeezes and spiders slowly with the other, will have a little smile as he does.

- Everyone's favorite Embarrass Scoot game is having one person hold him under the arms while the other spiders all over his torso, which gets him screaming

- Engee is a good ler solely for dad reasons, he's definitely tuned his gunslinger to have a gentler less murderous mode so he can tickle with it (which can get to unbearable speeds). He's p ticklish himself though lol, gets hiccups easy

- When meem does check ups, he sometimes gets a bit mischievous and will purposefully prod sweet spots just to get the mercs to hitch their breath or squirm. He'll proceed to order them to "stay still" as if he isn't entirely aware that he's provoking them lol. Evil.

- Solly is a bit ticklish but doesn't fully understand what's happening all the time. He'll laugh and start punching whoever's attacking him, so be careful. But sometimes he knows what's going on and will begin strategizing to be the last standing in a tickle fight ( "you want war son, I'll give you war!" ). He tickles super rough and laughs the whole time along with the lee.

- Py's suit seems too thick to be tickled through, but they giggle and wiggle around anyway. They love being tickled!!!!

- Demo is a huge ler, the biggest ler on the team, an absolute goofy mad lad. He's ticklish too ofc and will laugh a full belly laugh with the brightest smile. Genuinely enjoys the fun