#anyway I'M BACK TO SHITPOSTING
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But Túrin, deeming himself now an outlaw and fearing to be held captive, refused Mablung’s bidding, and turned swiftly away;
Every time I reread this chapter of the Silm/the CoH I am violently reminded how bizarre this whole scene is and how extra Turin is.
Mablung: Dude, let's just talk to the king, there are multiple witnesses, I'm sure he will just say it was a terrible accident.
Turin: NO I AM NOW AN OUTLAW
Mablung: No, just listen...
Turin: I MUST GO INTO EXILE
Mablung: 😐
#tolkien#silmarillion#silmarillion daily#I once again let the entries just pile up in my mailbox 🥲#WHEN WILL I LEARN#and because of my holidays starting next week I have TONS of things that I want to read before that#which is just me starting multiple books at the same time and not really wanting to carry a separate backpack full of them#anyway I'M BACK TO SHITPOSTING#Turin pls be funny
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my experience reading the murderbot diaries 👍
#the murderbot diaries#tmbd#mbd#if we're getting technical the 'can we back up for a sec' feeling was mostly the first 1/3rd and then it went back to the haha this is#so fun :)#but i can't get that detailed on this scale and that kinda takes away from the effect i'm going for#but anyways. the point is holy FUCK network effect...#still reeling#and i cope via memes and shitposts <3
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don't enable him please
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don't worry about stanley he's fine
#sorry everyone I'm a fiddlestan shitposter now#did not expect this to be my return to activity but that's life i guess#anyway I'm back#transcriptions of my awful handwriting in the alt text#cw drug use#gravity falls#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines
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making mobile game ads for my webcomic. it's enrichment.
#if it were to be a mobile game it WOULD be episode. okay. it's too perfect...#some friends were talking about this and one was like omg it'd be episode#and I was like yeah one sec.#and pulled these out#and everyone was like WOW how did you do these so fast#like IDK how to tell you. I already had them. I already made these like 2 years ago I'm sorry#there.#when it's good its evergreen and it will come back ok#anyways. so I was thinking about these again and wanted to share them#everyone look#ttawebcomic#time and time again#fake ad#shitpost
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thrawn: would you still love me if I was a tarantula
eli: darlin' we could be tarantulas together




#*tarantulas your faves* get tarantula'd#I'm sorry guys I saw a brazilian blue and thought 'close enough welcome back thrawn'#considered making eli a mexican redknee but the black/orange was too bold so he's a chilean rose#anyway I love them#star wars#thrawn 2017#thrawn#grand admiral thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#eli vanto#thranto#shitpost#q
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Jimmy: Are you a painting? Y/n: What-? Jimmy: Because I want to pin you to a wall. Anya: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
#mouthwashing#shitpost#mouthwashing x reader#mouthwashing jimmy#jimmy x reader#jimmy x y/n#jimmy x you#mouthwashing incorrect quotes#// couldnt decide between anya or curly tbh#// little did anya know. that jimmy means both for making out AND to pin them like a butterfly to a corkboard#// this is what I do when I'm trying to get my jive back#// anyway I decided anya because she screams more worry to me while curly would be like “:D?”#// bro is too tolerant of jimmy
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hey mechs fandom! guess who's back
#celebrating my crawl back with a redraw of an old joke#I'm better at art now I can make better shitposts#god forbid I make smth serious#anyway. yea. welcome home cheater#wallace doodles#mechs posting#the mechanisms#gunpowder tim
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I need to see more art of ghost AU Kokichi but he's just made of pure liquid
#When I said made of pure liquid I meant his body is shaped like a normal human but is just made out of blood and all drippy#Because I think that would look fucking sick#I love when ghost AUs don't hold back and just make the ghosts all brutal and that stuff#Anyways I'm getting off track#danganronpa v3#drv3 killing harmony#danganronpa drv3#danganronpa v3 killing harmony#drv3#danganronpa#kokichi ouma#ouma kokichi#shitpost
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I wonder if the reason Moriarty is so desperate and needy when it comes to attention is because he's lonely by design. Most people around him have company. The gnomes have their own communities in gardens, the toys have each other, even the gargoyles are housed with other gargoyles. But he sits alone on a van. He doesn't get the privilege of resting in a pretty lawn, or on a building with a great view. He just sits by himself on top of a van with nothing but his phone.
I don't think his isolation is the reason he's a killer. Watson himself said that "some are just manufactured evil". Moriarty was never going to be a good person, even if he was just another garden decoration. But the loneliness probably didn't help, and just ended up being a contribution to his attention seeking. There's a reason he's so obsessed with Sherlock; the guy gives him a TON of attention and never stops thinking about him, even if that comes from hate rather than care. Attention is attention, it doesn't matter where it comes from. Sherlock himself even calls Moriarty out on it, saying "you're very needy for a villain".
I'm not trying to invent a traumatic backstory that will excuse people justifying him, I love this little gay pie but he is NOT a good guy and I don't think he should be treated as such ascskfhjkl
#there's no turning back for me#I have lost my mind#anyway aside from the mass genocide I relate 😭#I too am a short chubby gay with a need for attention (help me)#shitpost#sherlock gnomes moriarty#sherlock gnomes#Moriarty#please don't take this too seriously I'm delirious
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everyone wants to believe the Liam character constant is angst but in fact the Liam character constant is "is [character we are all deciding to trust] fucking us?"
#and it's iconic.#candela obscura#co spoilers#anyway the angst weirdness has got to end#this is fantasy!!! we do angst here sir#there's a more intellectual argument to be made about making sense of grief being the original reason we tell stories but#this is for the memes. the shitposts if you will.#I'm an off duty academic come back for my media analysis during business hours#this is also a joke. to be clear.
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I drew this funny thing in @iidgm's whiteboard. I did a bunch more but this one is my favorite.
#I remember seeing a similar meme to this so I got heavily inspired to do it with Catnap and Dogday for some reason#should I even tag this as a ship?#Meh#I'll tag it for shits and giggles.#dogday x catnap#There#but yeah#I really love digital art now#It's very very fun#But now I'm going back to traditional for the time being because there's a few things I need to finish.#Anyways#rambles#artists on tumblr#cute#dogday#Catnap#shitpost
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free miracle cure for some of the takes & winning poll options that've been on my dash lately. get well soon

#some of you are basing strong opinions off of inaccurate 18+ month old memories of your last watch and it shows#like if your ship is the main/only part of a show that you care about great. you do you. Ive had shows like that. have fun however it's fun#just. if that's you why are you jumping into arguments about the other stuff#if your perception of the show is built on yt scene packs of your ship spliced together with frog dna to fill in the boring parts#(aka The Actual Plot) where are you getting the confidence to argue dickishly about characters and themes you clearly pay no attention to?#also gesturing vaguely to that post about periodically renewing your license by rewatching the source material#anyway.#don't mind me I'm just an old man grumbling on my porch as I see tourists start to filter back into town as the weather warms up#(resumes whittling)#shitposts
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"killmonger is an example of the writers making the person advocating for change crazy so the audience couldn't take him seriously" did people actually watch Black Panther or
#i'll be honest i stopped following Marvel after Avengers 2. only watched infinity war#shang chi#and endgame after that.#so this is the first time i'm watching it for a sort of look back at superhero movies.#what's surprising to me is that Black Panther is the vanishingly rare superhero movie to use the fact that the antagonist#killed people in afghanistan and iraq as a bad thing. ofc then they make the token funny white guy a CIA agent#my personal conspiracy theory is that they had to put him there after the US military reviewed their script lol lol#as a white-ish person. i don't feel appealed to by him. the token white guy should be some guy who got tickets to a free safari#then gets in way over his head. smh.#anyways (white guy voice) please respect my lived experience#the movie itself isn't high art but it's good. sets itself out from the pack by actually saying something lol#me.txt#shitposting#marvel#MCU#is that even relevant anymore#oh wait! i did watch ms. marvel#because i am a fan of the comics actually. kamala khan ftw#so many missteps in that series but iman vellani did a great job#black panther#should i have put this in the post itself? nah. nah nah nah.
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ibuprofen save me, save me ibuprofen...
#shitpost#i think i forgot to drink water. all of yesterday#and aughhh#owie owie owie#i didn't do it on purpose can't my--#i was going to say can't my body be niceys to me but tbh i'm not very nice to my body so honestly unfair to expect that#reaping what i sow#conses quencing#and all that#anyways. check back in an hour and we'll see if it's kicked in or if i'm dead in the street
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Staring theyrectly at you
(I have no art to post yet so I need to do bad jokes that come to my brain while I work. You're trapped here with me. Staring theyrectly at you still)
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romancing lucanis over and over but only to save neve gallus from the depths of comphet. i'm sorry devs i know you worked very hard on this game but that woman hasn't had a straight thought in her life.
#this is a shitpost to be clear but i can only speak to what is in my heart#anyway. as you were.#neve gallus#da:v#dragon age the veilguard#(i'm coming for you with my grey warden gallus watch your sapphic back)
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