#anyway love me some flamboyant red queens <3

[theredengineapologist]

If I had a nickel for every time I had a favorite character who decided to make liking the color red their entire personality, and then I decided to imitate some of their character traits in hopes of boosting my own self confidence, I would have two nickels...

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[tibbinswrites]

Day 3 - Rainbows

They were everywhere. Plastered in shop windows, strung up across the street, at every booth and stall. It seemed like everyone they passed was rainbow-coloured in some kind of way. Clothing, bags, hair, even beards. Flags waved proudly above and around them. People were smiling, laughing, kissing, holding hands. Like Dean. He clenched on so tightly to Cas’ hand that he almost felt the bones grind beneath skin. He expected Cas to say something, but he didn’t, so Dean held on.

It was his first pride. At forty-one years old he was at an event that was full of young people who’d already figured themselves out. Sam (with glitter on his face) looked down at him with a soft expression.

“We can go, if it’s too much.” he said quietly. Whatever was showing on Dean’s face was apparently so pathetic that Sam didn’t have the heart to mock him.

It was too much, and Dean wanted to go. He wanted the quiet of the bunker, of the Dean-cave, where he understood how everything worked. There, neither Sam, Cas or Jack cared that he was broken. They loved him regardless, and Cas let Dean love him too, in a way that he hadn’t thought he was allowed to.

Jack, immediately distracted by the colours and sounds, rushed off towards the nearest stall, chatting animatedly with the… guy, girl? Person, person behind it, who had a multicoloured mohawk and a yellow, white, purple and black striped shirt. They looked briefly taken-aback at Jack’s overly-forward approach (and probably thousand questions), but responded just as eagerly. Jack was beaming. Eileen (with her own glittered face) followed him after a moment and Sam turned to look with a soft smile before turning back to Dean, his ‘whatever Dean needs’ face replacing it.

“I’m fine.” Dean lied, hoping that his shirt was thick enough to hide the sweat he could feel building down his back and under his arms. “Besides, Jody’s brood will be here soon, it’ll be good to see them.”

Sam paused for a moment but nodded. “Let me know if you need anything.”

“That’s what Cas is for.” Dean muttered.

Sam’s smile was fleeting but warm. Eileen called his name and Sam turned to see his fiancee wink at him, holding a free string of condoms. Sam flushed red and went to join her, pressing a kiss to her glittery cheek and signing something back which made her laugh.

Jack was darting from stall to stall, apparently interrogating everyone, but in such a disarming, truly curious way that nobody seemed to be taking any offence.

Cas remained by Dean, letting him crush his hand, standing stock-still barely inside the cordoned off entrance.

His mouth felt dry and he didn’t know what to say. He didn’t belong here. Everyone else looked so comfortable. There were couples everywhere, of all kinds, thruples too. There was even a string of six that all kept trading kisses and fond looks to each other. Even those on their own looked relaxed. Either waiting for friends or making new ones.

There were drag queens in the most flamboyant, ridiculous and amazing costumes. Huge feather boas, sequined everything and more glitter that Dean had ever owned (which was, admittedly, not much) on every exposed inch of skin.

“How about we go get a burger?” Cas said after a while, pointing at a food truck that looked a little quieter than most of the other, closer, places.

Realising that he’d spent a good long while lost in his own panic, not moving, he figured he should do something other than loiter by the entrance. This was Cas’ day too and he probably wanted to go enjoy himself with everyone else.

“Yeah,” he said, so, his feet feeling like lead, they made their way over to the truck and got a burger and bottle of water each. There were a couple of park benches set up nearby, so they sat there, next to each other, and ate. Letting go of Cas’ hand was more difficult than he’d expected. It had taken him months to get comfortable with the idea of holding Cas’ hand in public, weeks more to get comfortable with the practice. Cas winced as the pressure was finally released. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay.” Cas shook his hand out before digging into his burger. Between mouthfuls, he went on, “We all convinced you to come here because we thought it would be good for you to break down some of the stigmas you’ve held for years about why you can’t be like one of these people,” he gestured around them, “but I don’t think any of us ever thought to ask if you were ready. This is clearly difficult for you. I’m sorry we pressured you into it. If you want to just sit here and wait for Claire and everyone to come before heading back to the bunker for dinner, that’s perfectly okay. None of us are going to judge you. This is a big experience and we’ll take it at your pace.”

“I love you.” Dean said immediately. That was his gut reaction to a lot of things Cas said, and if Dean had learned anything over the past year, it was that Cas always appreciated hearing it. Even now Cas’ eyes crinkled warm, and the edge of his mouth curled up.

“I love you too.”

They finished their burgers in silence and Dean, bolstered a little by Cas’ reassurance, began to really look around at what few booths he could see from where they sat. One of them was for struggles with high school, another was selling flags, another was about the history of Pride. He was curious about that one, he admitted. He didn’t know much about this community he was supposedly a part of. The kind of community that was so vastly different from the one he’d been raised in. A community that John had scoffed at, disrespected, with only Dean to hear him most of the time. But shifting his gaze from the stalls to the people, he had to admit that it was less overwhelmingly rainbow than he’d first thought. There were people in biker jackets and boots, people his age looking similarly nervous, without an angel of humanity to hold their hand. A teenager who looked close to tears carefully glanced around before darting into the high school booth. There were people on their own, some with an air of defiance, others completely comfortable, still others with a cloud of sadness over their heads; here, but with no family who could, or would, join them.

It was an odd thing to take comfort in, the pain of others in this place of joy and self-love, but this more than anything reminded him that they were all just people. People with their own struggles and burdens. People came to Pride anyway, either in defiance of everything that tried to tell them to disappear, or to find comfort in those with similar stories. He wondered how many people out there had fathers who forced them away from their family to try and ‘fix’ them; he wondered how many were in their forties and only just now ready to admit that maybe they weren’t the person their father had wanted them to be, that that person actually went against the values they’d been taught, and the ones they’d figured out for themselves. He was so used to feeling alone in this aspect of his life that it hadn’t even occurred to him that there would be others. He saw a man who must have been in his eighties holding his partner’s hand and brandishing a sign with fervour. Never too old to come out, and he couldn’t help but smile. He nudged Cas and pointed. “Guess that applies to you too, huh? And I think I’m slow. It took you millennia.”

Cas smiled at the men and then shook his head. “It took me millennia to find you,” he said pointedly. “Gender and sexuality was not something I ever thought about before. They don’t mean much to me. And it’s fascinating to see a celebration that both says ‘these things don’t define us’ and ‘these things are important’. It’s all about being comfortable with yourself and fighting for the world to learn to be comfortable with you too.”

“Kind of the meaning of pride, I suppose.”

“Whoever said that was a sin was sorely mistaken.”

“I mean, Pride of the seven deadly was a huge asshole.”

“Hubris is not the same as pride. I’ve always thought that sin should be renamed.”

“Take it up with Chuck,” Dean said with a grin which Cas returned.

“Thankfully, he has no more say in it than I do.”

“Let’s go look in that history booth.” Dean said suddenly, already standing and holding his hand out for Cas to take. Research was always the best first step after all. And if it was right next to the stall selling pink, purple and blue pins, then that was just pure coincidence.

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

out of context of course, what do you take me for? a sane person?

"they made lightning mcqueen hot"

"inch resting"

"Nix: Cars (2006) several people are typing..."

"im evaporating"

"enjoy precipitation"

"tow mater is more attractive than lightning mcqueen/hj"

"lightning mcqueen looks like he would call me a slur"

"why did I come back to a discussion regarding the attractiveness of vehicles"

"lark is the braincell of shiftblr tbh"

"you all need some grass in your life"

"me over here simping for block men and now literal cars"

"didn't nick wilde commit fraud canonically"

"i have no strong opinions on whether or not nick wilde is attractive"

"I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM NOT IMMUNE TO NICK WILDE"

"I am bisexual and I. Am not into Nick Wilde based on a simple fact he looks like he will drink all my pepsi and call me names"

"What is shiftbkr but not a bunch of simps"

"cries in Bianca Monroe"

"listen i have a folder called gayass

it is mostly pictures of kyoka jiro and virgil sanders"

"Nick Wilde x Reader where he steals your car 📷 carjacker to lovers AU 📷"

"he says "mama i like to step on keyboard""

"MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND I HAD TO TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT LIGHTING MC QUEEN HUMAN FANART"

"crab walks away"

""Y/N..." Nick whispered into your ear. "Your car...is a Honda Civic, right?" You looked up at Nick with a baffled expression. "Nick, my beloved? Whatever are you talking about?" "Just asking..." He said as he let you out of his embrace. "Hey, wanna see a magic trick, babe?" Your eyes sparkled. "Really, Nick? Of course!" Nick smiled. "Ok, close your eyes!" You giggled and closed your eyes, waiting for Nick to tell you to open up. Instead, you heard the loud rumble of a car starting up, and you open your eyes. Nick has stolen your car, and he has driven off into the sunset..."

"did y'all know his name used to be canonically Montgomery--he changed it to lightning mcqueen to get rid of his past"

"That is my exit number"

"cars trauma arc"

"wait do y'all know about car jesus" "as if jesus wasn't a ford focus in the bible"

"oh yall do not want to know about the trauma in my cars dr lmao"

"Dewit tau style babey make Lightning McQueen outlive everyone and stalk their reincarnations"

"Do they baptize other cars in like gasoline then"

"there is a pope car in the cars universe which means car jesus died for cars sins"

"NOT THE BOOMER MEMES"

"-lays facedown on the floor while caramelldansen plays-"

"like im serious how many of you guys endorse me falling face down on my floor" (NOT THE SAME PERSON AS PREVIOUS QUOTE)

"I will be Tall and no one can stop me"

"is a soft floor?"

"stop I thought faceplant meant like a succulent in the shape of a face instead of falling onto your noggin for a solid 10 seconds"

"Touch some grass??? What about eating grass"

"what if for every employee of the month i just printed out really horrible boomer memes"

"what ab smoking grass /j"

"Can the grassdirt smoothie be a special in the cafe"

"PLEASE IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR REWRITINH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHIKE SPEEDRUNINT MINECRAFT"

"you have to get good dirt from like the middle of a pennsylvanian forest for it to taste good though"

"I ate a four leaf clover as a kid cause i thought it would make me lucky"

"guys how do i see the mee6 leaderboard"

"I used to think i was half dragon and I ate plants out of sidewalk cracks"

"i think i punched someone"

"my parents told me to stop doing that so I looked at them and ate a flower"

"I ate grass when I was 9 bc I read warrior cats and thought I was a medicine cat ....................."

"bees are just spicy flies"

"I had a mental breakdown when I was three cause I didn’t know how to turn off a phone"

"My mom drank a bee once"

"when I was a baby I kinned ink sans."

"bro who here find the yellow hat man from curious george fine as heck 📷📷📷"

"mY LUNGSSSSSS"

"no one topping Him"

"I like em big"

"I think Moto Moto has no game like move over hunky boy I could beat you 1v1 Roblox Arsenal 📷📷📷"

"If you didnt have a crush on springtrap, jeff the killer, or Underfell/Gaster/Error sans don't talk to me /j"

"LOOK THEY'RE BOTH DILFS WITH ABS THAT WOULD FIGHT GOD"

"ZORO IS BANNED"

"Guys please help I found my old fnaf fanart from when I was 8 I'm in literal tears"

"OH NO BOT MY FIFTH GRADE HAMILTON PHASE"

"The worst attraction ive ever had has to be Sombra Overwatch"

"My family is like "save all ur art so I can sell it when you're famous" I literally could not sell this if I tried"

"screaming puppet"

"I just remembered Ive drawn overwatch/hamilton crossover fanart"

"my hermit crabs ate each other again"

"we're cannibals ????"

"having me here is a curse you have inflicted on yourselves and I for one am glad for it <3" "scitters around like a crab in anticipation"

"CARB DAY"

"WE NEED TO HAVE A WATCH OARTY"

"hey y'all ill be right back i have to throw away a crab carcass"

"if I watch cars I'm going to start laughing in the middle of it nonstop just because the word cars is funny and also cars are funny like how do you move silly little metal box with rubber circles"

"Lark asleep post catboy pitbul"

"Mwista Wowldwide! Nya!" "hermit crab 2: electric boogaloo"

"Is that why your name is chaos"

"manifest the crab power!!"

"cool dex fact: i can't read 📷"

"sighs adds to worship these entities list"

"with a knife <3"

"yeah and if he betrays me I could probably throw him across the atlantic ocean"

"give me his eyes"

"my good citizen i am a- wait no im nonbinary nvm"

"it worked on a fish idk what to tell you"

"what is gender??? Is that a board game?? If so can I be apples to apples that one's my favorite"

"CHUTES AND LADDERS"

"anyways actually my gender is Candyland"

"Oh god romes the destroyer of friendships/j"

"i am a simple gay i see math i run in the opposite direction survival instincts 101"

"math my beloathed"

"algebra makes me want to rip open a bag of swedish fish and swallow them whole"

"cackles in they're au characters and this will be very fun"

"pog !!!! me too ksajgks one of my drs is a sanders sides au"

"Is that bipper"

"tumblr sexyman"

"Good because he’ll fuck u up if u hurt a child"

"I want a wing-suit"

"looks like a bean would poison someone"

"my hermit crabs are cannibals what can i say"

"sonic the hedgehog kinnie"

"get yourself a man who is capable of the most ungodly actions but won't do them because of their morality owo"

"tell him he can steal my wallet"

"eyes"

"idk about y'all but I need blueberry sweet tea to live"

"y'know the red souls from soul eater i really want to eat those"

"but like only respectable crimes like stealing from elon musk"

"You can go cultbashing with he!"

"He acts like a flamboyant gay man, but if a flamboyant gay man was straight."

"Simp Satan 📷"

"definitely arson"

"They look like they enjoy lemon squares and other lemon desserts"

"Satan is all-powerful but he spends most of his time building honeymoon locations because he is convinced that the protag loves him"

"bc shes the reincarnation of his dead wife or something i guess"

annd here's a quote from our very own dream (@shiftingwastaken) that sums this post up:

"shiftblr but context makes it worse"

[crystxlclear]

sudden desire

chapter eight: hey, one question! what the hell?

part nine of sudden desire

in which two best friends won’t admit they’re in love so decide to have a baby together instead.

pairing: marcus pike x original female character (coraline meyer)

word count: 1.6k (she’s a short queen)

warnings: mentions of pregnancy, the tiniest smidge of angst (not really), alcohol consumption, extremely overly-enthusiastic and unnecessary use of italics, not beta’d because of course

author’s note: this chapter was born of me needing more coraline x loren interaction in my life, but it not fitting in with the next chapter. it’s a oneshot, of sorts, but it does help the story so i’ve chucked it in here anyway! next chapter’s coming suuuuuper soon (it’s like 2/3 written!) so don’t worry about the lack of marcus!

“Coraline.” The way she says sounds like she’s being reprimanded. Like it’s her mother calling her name when she’s done something wrong, a little girl hiding away inside her bedroom. Her stoicism comes out along with the wine, though she knows she doesn’t mean it, not really. She never does; she snapped at her for drinking her wine too quickly once before. Her bravado seems to grow when the flush of red wine touches her cheeks. “I won’t lie to you, I think it’s a terrible idea.” Loren Hull cocks an eyebrow at Coraline as she sighs and sinks back into the couch cushions.

Loren leans forward and sets her glass on the coffee table. Coraline eyes her scepticism as she nurses her drink, swilling the liquid around her glass until it creates a whirlpool that’s suddenly far more interesting than the conversation. She wishes it was big enough to swallow her up.

“I knew you’d say that.” She sighs in resignation. 

She’d toyed with the idea of not telling a soul. That, if she did get pregnant, she’d just pretend it was some crazy accident after too many glasses of wine one evening, when their loneliness had taken over and they were in need of a friend to hold them close. She still figures it best to let her parents believe that; as close as they all may be - Coraline, her parents, Daniel, and even her brother, Jamie who they still rarely see, especially when he’s wandering carefree across Europe with someone new every week - she’s not sure her parents are entirely ready to accept the unusual nature of Coraline and Marcus’ agreement.

They’re traditional, to an extent. Whimsy and blithe, sure, time spent at concerts or travelling, or anything that made them happy whenever their hearts so desired, but the kind to believe that pregnancy spelt marriage. That was the way they’d done it, when her mom had fallen pregnant with Daniel by happenstance. 

But, as she wrestled with the idea, she settled on a list of people she thought best to confide in. But the list, still - limited exclusively to Loren, Daniel and Kimmy - was, perhaps, the most daunting collection of names she’d faced in her lifetime. 

Kimmy had taken it the best. When she’d told her - drying the dishes, as they always did, gossiping about the week - she could see that she was trying not to yell out loud, so she didn't wake Piper, or let Daniel know something was up before she told him. 

Daniel had taken it well, too. Surprisingly well, in comparison to how she’d imagined. She’d imagine he’d scoff at her, tell her she was being ridiculous and try to talk her out of it, but he’d smiled and even hugged her, and insisted that he’d support her as long as she was happy. He’d watched her fondly as she’d bounced Piper in her lap, her niece giggling jovially at her aunt’s ridiculous facial expressions. He’d hugged her again as she left and whispered that he was sure she’d be an amazing mom. 

She’d almost cried in the car on the way home.

Loren, on the other hand, was taking it about as well as expected. By insisting that she had surely gone insane

“You can at least acknowledge that you’re both crazy and that this is a ridiculous idea, right?” Loren raises her eyebrows at her best friend. Coraline doesn’t expect her to support the idea, just support her, at least. 

“I know it’s probably a stupid idea.” Coraline tilts her head back against the sofa and drains the last of her juice. She’d supposed it best not to drink too much alcohol - just in case - but she could sure do with the liquid confidence right now. “But I have thought it through, a lot,” she insists, “I didn’t just decide this on a whim.”

Loren hums. “It’s a big commitment, y’know? Huge.”

“I’m not a child, y’know?” Coraline counters.

“I know, I know-” She sighs. “Look, if this is what’s going to make you happy.” Loren watches her as she drinks, still nervous, her hands gripping the glass tight enough around the lip of the glass that she wouldn’t be entirely surprised if it broke between her fingers. It wouldn’t take a genius to see that she was still worried. “So-” She seems to perk up, a first attempt to comfort her best friend. She shakes her bangs from out of her face and smiles fondly over at her oldest friend. “-have you made your appointments yet?”

“Appointments?” She furrows her brows.

Loren blinks back at her as if she’s completely crazy, as if she should most definitely understand what she means. Like her confusion makes no sense. “... your IVF appointments? I mean, I assume that’s how you’re doing it.”

“Ooooh… about that... “

“Oh, Cora.” Loren lets out a chuckle she can’t contain. She raises her eyebrow at the revelation, then shakes her head and tilts it back. Her hair brushes against the couch cushions as she begins to laugh. “You two are so damn oblivious, it’s painful,” she insists.

“What the hell are you talking about?” Coraline picks up the pillow that’s propped behind her back, alleviating some of the ache that has been building up thanks to long hours on set and on her feet, rushing around like a mad woman with reckless abandon. She hits Loren on the arm with a resounding thump, trying to hold back the smile that threatens to break out on her face at the sound of her friend’s ridiculous snorting laughter.

“You know you don’t have to do it like that, right?” 

“Right. But this just felt like the best way to do it, so-”

“But that’s how couples do it, not ‘friends’,” Loren insists, drawing air quotes around the final word. 

“Were the air quotes really necessary?” Coraline glares over at her, rolling her eyes. It elicits another snort from Loren, shoulders shaking as she tries to masquerade her laughter, seemingly-permanent creases at the corners of her blue eyes. “Shut up,” she groans. She lets out one of those almost-pathetic sounding giggles, the kind that she’s sure makes her seem like a child, frustrated but not enough to really be upset. The kind that hides the hint of a laugh, when your emotions are thrown into turmoil and everything comes out confusing and muddled and vaguely incoherent. “We’re just friends, I told you!”

“And I’m the President of the United States! You can pretend all you want but you’re not fooling anyone, least of all me,” she exclaims, “I’ve seen the way he looks at you.”

“He looks at everyone like that. I’m nothing special.”

“So, he looks at everyone like he’s just seen the sun for the first time?” She tilts her head to the side and vaguely narrows her eyes. Coraline can tell that she’s digging for some kind of confession; it was a bad habit of Loren’s - one she’d vowed to break on several drunken New Years Eves in the town square of their hometown, but so far had failed to stick to - but the thirst for gossip always seems to overtake her. She’s been better since she’s had Maisie, she barely has time to worry about any potential news she’s missing out on. Coraline is the only one who seems of interest to her, now. Though Coraline has to admit, she finds her best friend’s gossiping endearing, even if she knew one-too-many secrets about people she’d never even met. 

Coraline and Loren have been friends for about as long as they can remember. They’d met at three-years-old, pre-school, on that daunting first day without their parents. Loren had always been the exuberant one; vibrant and flamboyant, raucous and bright, while Coraline had been more of a reserved little girl, kind and sweet, and small for her age until she hit high school. Looking at them then, you would think that Loren was the one in the limelight, not Cora. 

But they’d known each other for so long, been there through the good times - and the bad - and still, somehow, managed to stay close when Coraline had left for California for college and Loren had followed Cora’s younger brother to D.C. like, in her own words, she was some lost lovesick teen. Jamie had broken her heart and jetted off to Europe in search of adventure, and Loren had moved on with her life in that stoic, matter-of-fact way. Still, she’d cried on Coraline’s shoulder the moment she made it to D.C., her and Scott’s belongings in a thousand-and-one boxes trailing behind her. She'd been there for Cora after Scott, too. 

But, for better or for worse, Loren could see right through Coraline, and she’d be lying if she said it didn’t drive her utterly insane. 

“He calls you Sunshine, for god sake.”

Loren had nearly collapsed when Cora had told her that. But Coraline has never seen what the big deal was - because, to her, it was just a friendly nickname born of the colour of the dress she’d chosen the day they met - but it seems to drive her best friend completely insane every time she mentions it or she hears the words pass from Marcus’ lips. She practically swoons at the sound of it, when he greets Coraline with his low voice and a hand pressed against her lower back.. 

“He doesn’t look at me like that, now, hush. Can a man and a woman not be ‘just friends’?” 

“They absolutely can, but friends don’t look at each other like that. Believe me.” 

Coraline shrugs. “Well, I guess we’re different then. We’re just friends.”

“But-”

“Uh uh uh.” Coraline points and wiggles her finger like she’s telling off a small child. Loren smirks at her irritation. “-friends.”

“Whatever you say.” Loren sips on her wine and side-eyes her. “Whatever you say.”

taglist: @wheresthewater @ah-callie @its--fandom--darling

[cetaceass]

If that's okay, I'd like to request some headcanons or a scenario in which Ferid from OnS takes a liking to a certain human, and since the human loves spending time with Ferid, they get along well despite the human being super shy, but not afraid to voice their opinions. Later they become one of Ferid's servants and then a friend of his, and then after being friendzoned for a while, they become his lover, basically a very slow burn. Feel free to ignore it if you don't like it. Thanks in advance!

a/n: I'm so happy you sent this and I gotchu boo! Also thank you for your patience and for sending your request!! 💖

It’s really long cause I be adding too many things and forgot this was supposed headcanons, not a fleshed out fic lmaoo. My brain just gets way too into it and has fun haha!

Sooo, I guess this is a half fic/half headcanons??? Ficanons??? hics??? 😳

Reader is 18+ here, just sayin' cause it'd be weird if it were a child

Anyway, I hope it's to your liking anon!! 🥺💖

Con mucho amor <3

My Favorite Human

FERID HEADCANONS W/ SHY!READER

Before the whole vampire reign and the massacre of humanity happened, you were a super shy kid. You often times minded your business seeing as you were too shy to talk to others

Now captured as live prey, nothing changed. You were still reserved and because of that, you were alone for most of the time. Many children your age have endlessly tried talking to you, but you couldn’t muster the courage to say anything back, only blush red and feel the rapid beat of your heart

Literally, kids your age were roaming around laughing, and you would just sit back and watch. Every once in a while, newcomers would ask if they could include you, but of course, someone would explain your lack of response and continue on with their game

One time, as you were watching the children have fun, someone had sat next to you

You couldn’t clearly see them, oh, but you felt their looming presence

And your mind raced like crazy!!! 

What do you say? Are you going to mess up? 

“Such interesting faces you make~!! Does my presence alone intimidate you? I don’t bite..not hard at least~”

Ferid’s red eyes watched you, dancing with curiosity to the way you react to his words. The vulnerability, and the quivering of your body. He hums in content before walking away humming a tune

You hoped the person doesn’t come back again

That didn’t happen

The next day, the day after that, a week, and then a month you were tortured by this person, but little by little you grew accustomed to it

Quick glances is your superpower!!!

Of course, not quick enough that Ferid wouldn’t notice uwu

Two months passed by honestly, Ferid cannot get bored of you and your reactions to his comments, yet, today was different

He was doing his usual teasing and glanced to see that favorite red face of yours only to hear you shakedly inhale and turn to look at him directly in his eyes

“Stop following me around and saying weird things!!”

He was shook!!! Like, his eyes slightly widened at your actions and said nothing as you exploded red, crookedly smiled at him, and ran away to who-knows-where. And he laughed at this.

Despite saying nothing for two months, and now say something? He couldn’t leave alone after that, not with that tease of fierceness in your eyes. You really piqued his interest now that he definitely knew.

Upon arriving to your small home, face beet red, you couldn’t help let out a childish giggle remembering the expression the white haired male made

You were glad he didn’t leave you alone after two months

Two years have passed and now you’re a servant of the one and only, Ferid Bathory

Still shy to this day with him, Ferid noticed, but you were slowly opening yourself and showing some colors

Ferid unconsciously tries to help with your shyness

Mikaela enters into the picture as his second servant

Whenever you and the noble vampire were alone, he would tease you about Mikaela and it’s those rare moment that you spoke your mind 

“[Name]~! You don’t talk to me as much anymore! Are you perhaps in love already with Mikaela~?”

“No. Are you perhaps jealous?”

Ferid always looses it when you aren't shy and say whatever you're thinking

It's embedded in his brain 24/7

Honestly, Ferid accepts that he'll probably never get tired of you

You were pretty sad when you heard that Mikaela left to save his so-called 'boyfriend'

His heart s q u e e z e d at your crestfallen expression and nearly tripped

And he was just standing lmao

Remember when your bold comebacks and opinions were embedded in his brain?

Yeah, well now, your embedded in his brain

He notices how you get nervous, thoughs small twitches of a smile whenever he goofed around with you, how when you're uncomfortable you tap your fingers against your thighs. Those facial expressions you make when you're embarrassed and shy af made his heart literally stop only to be revived again by you tapping his face

He couldn't help bit wonder...what other expressions you could make under different circumstances..

cough cough

woah, looks like he ain't just thirsty for blood, ya catch my drift? 😏

After days thinking over these newfound feelings (which he thought was impossible) he came to the realization that he likes you

He didn't see you as his servant. He never once did actually. You were his friend, yet he wanted to be so much more than that

He yearned to be more than just a 'friend' to you

So he confessed that day after he made up his mind after so much debating

And you friendzoned him

"Ferid, I like you. But I like you as a friend. I'm sorry."

Damn, you have no mercy for the noble vampire 😬

But ngl, you were panicking on the inside

Was it right for you to do that? Did you ruin it? Was he still going to talk to you?

The flamboyant vampire still spoke to you normally like any other day, but even you could tell the he was hurting.

But not to the point that Queen Krul herself came to talk to you

"Tell me, servant of Ferid Bathory, do you really view him as a friend or are you just lying to yourself?"

You denied duh

You bet your booty cake that she didn't believe you

"From now on, Ferid will no longer feed off of you. Okay? Okay."

So now there you were, watching (more like glaring) Ferid drink blood from someone that wasn't you

The Vampire has never seen you this livid before

And he was gonna take advantage of that

He hummed in satisfaction and this man had the audacity to even look at you while doing it

You walked over to him and glared at the person he held, making them flinch and run away

You sat on his laps, shakely inhaled before once again looking straight at his red eyes

Eyes you've come to adore and love

Actually you loved the vampire to death

"I take back what I said to you that day. I like you too, Ferid Bathory."

[radishearts]

Confession week: ladynoir july

 Confession week day 4 part 10: vigilante 

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Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9,  Chapter 10:

“The ball?”

“Yes, the ball, where you will be betrothed to viperon.”

“What the hell is going on?”

“Ladybug, the lady of creation, you need to catch up.”

Ladybug stood in front of him with pure confusion for a few seconds.

“Just kidding with you sis, it’s carapace!”

“What...how are you here?”

“Long story, basically  while you two were canoodling, we were given the miraculouses, we got captured by akuma and were told to finish the fairy tale before she blasted a light beam at us and we found ourselves here, but we have no time, we have to save al- i mean rena from the tower!”

“What tower, how did she get up there?”

“Al- i mean rena, climbed up to get a better view of this place when we got teleported, she found a good wifi signal and refused to come down,then a witch trapped  her and held her by staff point, you have to help me!”

“Which tower?”

“The north, but it’s locked from the inside!”

Carapace started dragging her towards the door.

“wait, where’s chat noir?”

“he can fend for herself right now,”

“We better hurry up saving your girlfriend then, because we have to find him quickly, take down the akuma (badass style may I add) and then everything will be back to what is was, when we were talking about roses, when life wasn’t a fairy tale!”

“Chill dudette.”

“Chill? Dude, i thought i was in love with this other guy, but then you and your girlfriend show up and dare chat to ask me out in 7 days, so he lowkey courts me, and get this, it’s been 4 freaking days and I think I'm in love with him.”

“I’ll remember to tell him that.”

“If you do i will end you, you can’t tell him, i would die of shame, he can’t know!”

“Why don’t YOU just tell him you like him.”

“Because...i’m stubborn.”

“Stubborn?”  

“I don’t want him to win me over, but at the same time i do, because he’s amazing.”

“Yeesh, girls are complicated. ”

“What's that supposed to mean?”

“Guys are so much less confusing, like if two people are in love with each other, they should get together, and they lived happily ever after the end.”

“I’m not so sure it could be like that, with our masks.”

“I see, well dude, there’s nothing to worry about, remember we have an akuma to fight, all she told us to do was ‘finish the fairy tales’,  and i  think alya is rapunzel right now.”

“Well, go be her flynn rider then.”

“I need you though, i can’t fight the witch alone!”

“But, everyone will know who i am, from what I've studied of medieval europe, i’m pretty sure ladies weren't allowed to go climbing random walls of the palace.”

“You’ll need a disguise then.”

He opened the door to a closet of black robes.

“Ok, so, black, black or black?”

“I think black will do.”

“You have a great sense of fashion”

“So I've been told.” she sighed dreamily

“Your doing that look.”

“What look, there’s no look?”

“The look where you desperately want to kiss him, but you can’t.”

“Are not.”

“I’m not going to argue with you, because you know i’m right on the inside you just won’t admit it.”

~ Roi singe and chat noir walked through the forest towards the castle to save ladybug, or as she was called here lady spots, from marrying viperon.

chat felt jealousy burning through him.

Why did HE get to marry her and not HIM.

Didn’t akuma’s use common sense, it was obvious ladybug and chat noir were meant to be, not ladybug and some other dude that wasn’t her soulmate.

“So, chatnoir, any ideas on how were gonna fix your outfit?”

“Fix my outfit? What are we? Fashion icons.”

“No, more like vigilantes.”

“Wait, what?”

“Yeah, didn’t I tell you that already? Any ideas on how to change outfits?”

“I dunno, go steal red riding hood's cloak.”

“I meant for you, not me, idiot,” roi singe shook his head, “ although I happen to look fabulous in red.”

“Your too flamboyant.”

“No, i just slay, unlike you.”

“Oof, burn.” A voice called behind him, making the hairs on chats neck stand up. ~ Nin- no, carapace had dragged her to the outside of the tower. Twenty meters above a distressed al- Rena screamed in desperation as what she could make out to be style queen held her golden staff at her neck, running the shark end across her throat.

“Superheros hand me your miraculous or the princess dies.”

“Rena jump.”

“She’ll die anyway.”

“Are you crazy?”

“Maybe, but i’ll catch you, it’s not like I could climb your hair anyway!”

Alya flashed him a look of despair.

“It’s your choice, die, or die!” style queen cackled.

“I trust him, more than I trust you, thank you for the hospitality and wifi, but I better split, nin- i mean, carapace, you better catch me, or I swear, I'll kill you myself.”

“I promise rena.”

“Quickly,” carapace hissed to ladybug “ go catch style queen!”

Ladybug extracted her yo-yo simultaneously as rena trust-falled into carapace’s arms.

It caught on a hook, which she thought would have been used to lower ropes or in this case, hair to climb on, she kicked down style queen in the one swing, only to hear the evil cackle that sent shivers down her spine.

“Your disguise doesn't fool me, lady spots.”

she felt as if she had been tackled, she let out a scream, waving frantically as she was pulled away by guards, managing to get the final words “Find chat!” out loud enough to warn rena and carapace,  before she was pulled away into darkness.  

@ladynoirjuly2019

[abalonetea]

While we're talkin AUs, let's just go me-level weird on this. Let's hear about characters from > in the world of >. You can choose at your will, or if you're feeling up to it, switch the two - characters from each of 2 WIPs in swapped universes/genres.

sdbgisgfb jsdvghdsfgdfgn this was a fun one! i always love getting asks and things from you, they always end up being brilliant! i’m not positive i understood this part

“switch the two - characters from each of 2 WIPs in swapped universes/genres.”

because im running on low sleep and energy, but if this isn’t what you were asking about just explain, and i will happily do more au things!

so! first off! A Life Out Of Order, but in the Groundhog Day universe! I was super tempted to do the characters from the sequel but i resisted

1. Skittles is a bard and i realize that might be obvious but please, picture him as the single most gaudy, flamboyant bard you have ever seen and that’s him.

2. he’s from Fields of Fara, out near the Beta Lands and still has Ponyboy because bird dragons are just a thing in all my works, they’re my trademark i suppose?can remember the resets but thinks that he’s just crazy, because Skittles doesn’t understand much about coding and that sort of thing

3. through a series of unfortunate events, is brought into the Queen’s Court by Eric, at which Life Gets Bad Fast, but hey! Skittles gets three hot meals a day so it can’t be all bad right? right? and he has to do some crummy things but at least the licorice wolves aren’t trying to rip him apart out in the forest anymore, and it could always be worse right?

4. Marcello is part of the Queen’s court (and also a knight with ice magic) and can see right through everything that’s happening. William tends to the humboar’s and he’s a lot tougher than people give him credit too plus, wow, the new bard has a really great voice and is kind of cute, huh?

5. wait no no Skittles always gets hurt here and then Eric turns on the guards and then Skittles dies what is William doing in here why is Eric the one on the ground dead?

this is really good

and then I believe you were asking for the opposite switch, right? and i’m gonna. but as i was writing up this ask i was hit with the realization of an au in the nature of this ask, only my Groundhog Day kids were in the Astral Sails verse, which meant they were space pirates.

and if that ain’t a thought.

BUT!

anywho, so the opposite would be the Groundhog Day kids off in the A Life Out Of Order verse and, woo, this did not disappoint!

1. Locke has been singing with Vipers N Honey for a few years now and is their headlining act and he’s really good at it and happy with his (not-yet) boyfriend Blue, who is technically going to college for a degree in astrophysics but is also kind enough to be the manager for Locke’s band

2. Red makes the mistake of trying to steal from Locke backstage at a show and darn kid who gave you that black eye and you look hungry do you want to sit and have a burger with me before you head out?

3. Red and Bolte live in a motel on the other side of town where Bolte feeds a wild condor dragon and also keeps a roof over their head by selling drugs for the local gang among other unsavory things

4. it turns out that Red is really good at coming up with song lyrics but also guys guys he and Bolte are in really deep with this gang, right? Red got really hurt when they were younger during a mugging and Bolte got him taken care of but in the process, man, he owes this gang a lot? and Captain’s a senior member in it and tries to keep an eye out for him but she’s not the boss, right, that’s Midnight and they can’t just take off

5. you wouldn’t guess it to look at him but Bolte is really good at playing drums and he uses Flame’s spare set one day and it’s just like wow that guy is good and Locke has always been too kind for his own good anyway right so the rest of the story is all about helping them get out of this gang business and into a better life but it’s full of pot holes and stuff because Bolte is just so messed up from the life they’ve had so far and huh did you guys know that gangs had lots and lots of guns?

i wanna write this now

[wazafam]

The life of Arya Stark within Game of Thrones is hardly a pleasant one — she loses her family, one after the other, in different gruesome ways. As such, it is easy to understand why she bears such a fiery grudge against the names mentioned in her list. Although she initially struggles at it, Arya quickly learns how to wield the blade, even proceeding to "intern" with the Faceless Men of Braavos.

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Throughout her adventures, Arya comes across a variety of characters and scenarios, each of which helps her forge the direction of her path ahead. However, as much as she learns from others, it is clear that the youngest Stark daughter is quite wise in her own right.

10 "I'm Not A Lady. I Never Have Been. That's Not Me."

Gendry tells Arya that he isn't "Gendry Rivers... but Gendry Baratheon, Lord of Storm's End." When she congratulates him, he responds by kissing her and telling her he loves her, before proposing to her.

She kisses Gendry back, but gently dismisses his proposal by saying that "any lady would be lucky to have" him, except that she's "not a lady" and has never been one. Audiences agreed with Arya's assessment of herself wholeheartedly — she is nothing like her ladylike sister Sansa (although the latter is strong in her own way).

9 "Stick Them With The Pointy End."

Jon Snow tells Arya that the main thing to remember about sword fighting is to "stick them with the pointy end," a line that turned into a massively popular meme. As such, Arya says the exact same line to Sansa when the sisters are in Winterfell during the Night King's attack.

The older Stark is resolute, stating that she is "not abandoning [her] people," so Arya gives her a dagger made of dragonglass. The quote is a hilarious, yet poignant, call back to the first season, a favorite with viewers.

8 "Fear Cuts Deeper Than Swords."

This Arya line appears only in the books, as a lesson taught to her by Syrio Forel, her beloved teacher. Considering that the power dynamics in GoT are not necessarily based on brute strength or economic flamboyance, this quote helps Arya come to terms with her burgeoning identity as a future assassin.

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Arya's thought process revolves around being "Swift as a deer. Quiet as shadow. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water. Strong as a bear. Fierce as a wolverine."  before concluding with "Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords.” Fans understand this notion better than anyone else.

7 "You're The Worst Sh*t In The Seven Kingdoms."

When the Hound steals money from a poor farmer who helps him, Arya indignantly asks him why he had said that he wasn't "a thief". He coldly responds with "He's weak. He can't protect himself... Dead men don't need silver."

Arya manifests the righteous anger of the show's audience by calling the Hound "the worst sh*t in the Seven Kingdoms." Of course, this makes no difference to Sandor Clegane; he just says that "there's plenty worse than [him]."

6 "You Know Who I Am."

Meryn Trant is about to realize that the girl he's assaulting is not who he thinks he is, and is understandably shocked upon discovering that it's Arya Stark in her Faceless Man disguise. Before he can react, she puts both his eyes out and gags him with a filthy rag.

She tells Meryn that he is the "first person on [her] list... for killing Syrio Forel." Arya proceeds to ask him if he knows who she is, before stabbing Meryn and saying "you know who I am. I'm Arya Stark." It was a pointed reminder that no matter how much the Faceless Men wanted her to be no one, she would always be Arya Stark.

5 "Then I Wouldn't Get To Insult Anyone."

During a discussion about knighthood with Hot Pie and Arya, Gendry explains that armor has nothing to do with being a knight. Arya then asks him why the Gold Cloaks are after Gendry, to which he says he doesn't know. She calls him "a liar", so he tells her that she "shouldn't insult people that are bigger than" her.

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In her trademark self-effacement, Arya merely tells him that she would never be able "to insult anyone", gently mocking her own stature, a joke that audiences both enjoyed and related to.

4 "I'm Going To Kill The Queen."

Arya comes across a band of Lannister soldiers who sing a song that she admires, and she stays with them for the night when they give her some food. They have an amicable conversation about their ambitions and desires, with most of the men having accepted their lot in life.

However, when one of them asks why "a nice girl" is "on her own, heading to King's Landing," Arya bluntly states that she's "going to kill the queen." Nobody takes her seriously, of course, but fans knew exactly what's going on in her mind.

3 "Do I Have To Call You Lady Stark Now?"

When Arya finally makes her way back to Winterfell, the guards at the gate stop her, refusing to believe that she is the real Arya Stark. They inform her that "the Lady of Winterfell, Lady Stark" is in command, so Arya asks them to "tell Sansa her sister his home."

Regardless of what the guards do, she sneaks into the catacombs anyway, which is when she asks Sansa if she has "to call [her] Lady Stark now." This question resonates with viewers, especially because of how quickly Sansa has changed over the course of the past few years.

2 "Anyone Can Be Killed."

After Tywin worriedly discusses the problems that Robb Stark might create for the Lannisters in King's Landing, he asks Arya where she is from and what family she belongs to. Thankfully, Arya manages to trick him into thinking that she's from House Dustin in Barrowton, and that they call Robb Stark "the young wolf."

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Tywin presses her for more opinions, so she tells him that the Northerners believe that Robb "can't be killed." The Lannister patriarch smugly questions if Arya believes in that philosophy, but she informs him that "anyone can be killed." This indirect threat pointedly reflected audience perceptions of Tywin, as it implies that nobody is above death.

1 "Winter Came For House Frey"

Walder Frey throws an enormous feast for all his allies, raising a toast with "the finest Arbor gold... for proper heroes," slyly bypassing the fact that his House is far more treacherous than it is heroic. He goes on to cheer his men for the events of the Red Wedding, before curiously telling them that they "didn't slaughter every one of the Starks."

As the Freys begin to choke on their own blood, "Walder" is revealed to be Arya — and she tells the surviving scullery maid to tell everyone "that the North remembers... that winter came for House Frey." Fans were beside themselves in jubilation, having waited to see the destruction of Walder Frey for several seasons.

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[asksansweredpdf]

These are actually solid questions

1. First thing you wash in the shower? my hair

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? i can’t stand coffee. and alcohol might as well be my blood at this point

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? haha noooo. he was nice but i felt literally nothing. was like kissing a brick wall or something. tbh i never feel much when i kiss boys

4. Do you plan outfits? YES. i’m a drama queen and a diva and flamboyant and i need to look good always. i have my graduation in 2 days and i still haven’t planned what to wear and it’s bothering me

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? tbh pretty numb. like not happy and not sad. just. .... chillin

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? my track pants

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? well with the mood im in now, i probably wouldn’t react. but the logical side of my brain would kick in and i’d phone it in to the police. 

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? it’s still that one about the creepy old dude touching me in the car. 

9. Three of your current feelings? -introspective -apathetic

-wistful

10. What are you craving right now? tbh i would very much love to hug my stuffed pink harold. but he’s downstairs and i just don’t have the energy to walk haha

11. Turn ons? not rly in the mood to answer these

12. Turn offs?

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? this vine

14. When was the last time you cried? Why? idk like over a month ago. i had to work a thursday night shift which is always super stressful. and that day my sister just started beating the shit out of me so the anxiety was like double

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? ironman. any day. or spiderman because it’d be fun to just swing around the city listening to music peacefully

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? nope. she doesn’t even know that i know about half the shit she did. never ever apologised about the stuff she knows i know about. no acknowledgement. no apology. just pretends it never happened

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? lick it 

18. Favorite movie ever? idk i like frozen and pride and prejudice and the hunger games

19. Do you like yourself? i like myself, but i can’t seem to justify why. i don’t really have an identity. i don’t know what i’m like. and so it’s hard to like myself when i don’t know what i like about my self, or why i do. but i enjoy being myself.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity? i met stan walker once? he’s a minor celebrity in australlia

21. Could you handle being in the military? part of me would thrive in the structure and forced exercise and socialisation. another part of me would completely crumble because like i have anxiety

22. What are you listening to right now? i don’t give a ... - missio

23. How many countries have you visited? india, america, canada, australia. so 4 i guess

24. Are your parents strict? you betcha

25. Would you go sky diving? sure yeah. i’m afraid of heights so the adrenaline would be wild

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? nah. i dont give a shit about him. maybe i’d go if he paid for the food.

27. Whats on your mind right now? literally nothing. mostly thinking about endgame. i’m also thinking about taking my mum’s anti anxiety meds since she doesn’t use them and i have anxiety. but i don’t want to take them without professional advice. but also, i am a professional advice. and like what could happen? i’d get mentally ill?

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? nah i dont really feel like talking atm. i guess i’d ask if they wanted to go for a smoke. i would love a cig rn

29. Have you ever been in a castle? no but i would love to!!

30. Do you rent movies often? not really, i just watch stan/netflix

31. Whats your zodiac sign? cancer sun, leo moon, libra rising

32. When was the last time you had sex? i haven’t had sex

33. Name five facts about yourself. i honestly don’t think i know enough about myself to do this but let’s give it a go -i have short hair -i love music more than literally anything -i turn 21 this year and i have no idea what to do for it -i’m thinking of getting a motorbike soon -i’ve never broken a bone

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened? nope

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? i used to. and i absolutely would love to believe in all that stuff. but not to sound angsty or whatever, i’ve had so many shitty things happen to me that it’s hard for me to believe that it’s all part of some big plan or that there is any justice in the world. i think people just do shit and that’s it

36. Brown or white eggs? ive never had white eggs so..... brown?

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? nah we dont have it in australia

38. Ever been on a train? yeah man i love trains

39. Ever been in love? not mutually, no

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? it’s a million bucks. absolutely. one night of terror to never have to worry about anything ever again. i’m a witch too so as much as i’d be scared, it’d be fine.

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? someone rich and famous. maybe harry styles or freddie mercury. i’m sure they didn’t have it easy, but it’s certainly easier than things have/ever will be for me you know?

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it? absolutely

43. Whom do you admire and why? i tend not to admire irl people. but i do admire tony stark a lot (GOD this is so lame ksajrsjkfs). i admire his charisma, his confidence, his humour, his good looks, his intelligence, his eyes. he embodies everything i feel like i can never be. but everything i’ll always want to be.  i admire freddie mercury. for his work drive and ethic. for his confidence and stage presence, his ability and talent in singing, songwriting, musical instruments. his flamboyancy, his sense of humour. again, these are all qualities i would love to have.

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? oh i never really got read bedtime stories

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do? internally, i’d be like “that sucks for you” and walk away. but i can’t be a dick, so i’d assess the extent of the fire and see if there was a way to save the baby. i’d try if so, if not idk what i’d do. panic and call 000?

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? nah man. gotta let kids live their lives 

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? alcohol: the night i just moved out of home 2 weeks ago. my roommate invited a friend over, and we all had fun and played never have i ever and i flirted with this really cute guy and had so much fun. i hadn’t really had any experiences like that before because i was - anyway. it was nice to feel like a normal 19 year old just for a second weed: either the time i was drunk and high at our housewarming party and went to the park and felt like i was on a fucking rollercoaster, or the time i got super cooked after work and had a shower which felt amazing and then went back to my room and listened to beautiful people beautiful problems. i didn’t hallucinate per se, but i closed my eyes and could like see the lyrics “blue is the colour of the planet from the view above”. it was like i was in outer space and could see the earth and i was so relaxed and it was so magical mdma: my halloween party! there were so many people and no one knew i was high and we had a mad dance party and i met some of our neighbours and i just had so much fun talking to everyone and Living. 

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? alcohol: being around boring people when drunk is boring. especially because when i’m drinking i really want to have a good and fun time.  weed: ahh i have anxiety so i used to get a few panic attacks when i was smoking mdma: eugh it was my friends 21st at the time and we took mdma and i thought it wasnt kicking in because all we did was sit in bed and talk. literally so boring. im so mad that i wasted my first time like that

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it? nah, i’d probably hand it in to the police. actually, i dont trust the police so i’d probably google what to do with it. but probably police because i cant have stolen money or give it to someone else. 

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? not hanging out with someone because of that has literally never even crossed my mind

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? nah. i’m actually going places now days

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? tba

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? nope

55. If you could live forever, would you want to? yeah probably. i’d like to give it a trial run though. i’m very anxious, so being lonely and immortal might make it worse. but at the same time, being immortal might make it easier to not give a shit and to be less anxious

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? honestly i feel like jane villanueva or peter parker

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? i would love to be a victorian bitch with a bomb ass dress and waist

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? probably not. unless it was someone i really hated, i wouldnt give a shit

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? i mean i wouldn’t be the best person for the job, but i also wouldn’t be the worst. if i could have time to properly study politics then yeah i’d consider. 

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? i’d probably want a girl but i dont really see any reason to not have a boy

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? be wealthyyyyyy