#anyway posting so you get mad at me for not finishing anything ever 💕💕

[paponela]

let it be know that i DO have an overly elaborate evil beehaw comic in the making, but i've been procrastinating it for over six months

[angelically-crying]

|: Call of Duty HC 🫶 :|

Note : This is my first post, other than the intro post, so Don’t get all mad if I misspell anything or I have a certain HC you don’t agree with. 💕

Characters mentioned : John price, Simon Riley, John Mactavish, Kyle Garrick, Kate Laswell, Nikolai, Alex Keller, and Farrah Karim ‼️💕 the sillies

YA’LL QUIT LIKING THIS ITS SO OLD AND GENUINELY HALF OF THESE WERE PROJECTING AHHH EVERYTIME YOU LIKE IT I’M REMINDED OF THIS

John Price-

Greatest and most stressed father of the year award.

💥 silly Quokka smile💥

Y’know those iq ads that show the older you are, the less you know? He gets so offended by that so he tries playing it to show he isn’t dumb, but gets pissed when they just aren’t interactive and send him to the download page.

He’s an animal dude, he can rock with any animal you put him next to. But I am guessing, personally, that he was like obsessed with black bears specifically. Nobody knew why. He just found them cool and amazing as a kid, and still does.

He has that old dad cough that sounds like he’s dying of influenza. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIS SNOR—

You know how some dads hug and sway you and themselves as you hug? He does that. He got that treatment when he was younger, it conditioned onto him. When he first did it to Simon, MF was confused as shit and gave the most horrendous and judgmental side eye after they finished the hug.

speaking of the others, They will get spooked like cats when Price suddenly sneezes like a bazooka or coughs like he just smoked 20 packs of cigarettes at once. Especially Kyle, he most definitely had a heart attack the first time he heard Price cough twice in a row thinking he was dying.

Supportive ahh bisexual dad.💕🥺

Gives off “Hey Gay, I’m Dad!” Jokes if you came out to him.

Simon “Ghost” Riley

I both Can and can’t see why people simp for this man.

sure, He makes booktok people horny af for his mask and deep British accent, his tattoos, the fact he could break their neck in one morsel of strength but would decide not to if he knew them, etc etc.

but that’s most likely from trauma, both unresolved and buried down or spoken about like jokes but gets angered when someone jokes about it. (Both is me. I’m those examples. Yippeee ‼️)

breakfast. He isn’t picky but he is. Beans? Fuck that shit, Burn. BURN. However, the most darkest and traumatic tasting coffee ever grounded from the pits of hell itself just made for the traumatized Masked man? Sure. Call it a cup of FUCKING JOE.

Though he doesn’t sneeze or cough like Price does, He sleeps dying influenza patient Victorian man style. First time he and Soap were forced to sleep together, Soap woke up miraculously early, thought he died and cried there for 20 minutes before Ghost woke up all tired like he was hibernating.

I think he loves Riley for not only is she just adorable and a great dog, She is the best thing to have when dealing with snakes.

He was fixated on one animal when he was younger. Motherfucking Raccoons. He found them so hilarious and goofy as a kid, he now fell in love with a man who is the human embodiment and reincarnation of the raccoon king.

One pet peeve Ghost has is when someone smacks their lips. No matter what, you smack your lips, he smacks you too. He’s that badass mum that goes “Keep smacking them lips, I’ll smack you.” While cracking his knuckles viscously.

Traumatized gay man. 😔💪

John “Soap” Mactavish :

Listen, He likes bubble baths. That’s a pretty well known fact. But.. Have you ever considered.. He may try doing Romantic dates in a bath tub? He’ll do those corny but sweet rose petal trails to a bathtub filled with bubbles and rubber ducks with a goddamn rose in his mouth seductively.

anyways, hope your happy with that visual. He most definitely does the continuous bumping his wrists together, not knowing he’s saying ‘hard sex’ in ASL. (I did this multiple times, both before and after. It’s unconsciously stuck to me. I fear myself only.)

If he ever visited England to see his boyfriend Lieutenant, Ghost, nobody could fucking understand him. But when Ghost visits Soap, Everybody sounds so fucking confusing to Ghost that he just walked out into a forest for a lap. Like when people read a cringy sentence and have to put their phones down, walk around their house two or three times, before going back.

He makes fun of Kyle whenever Helicopters are mentioned in a convo, just like making puns to piss him off.

“ Oi Gaz, do ye like the band ‘The fall out boys’? ” while giggling like a mean middle school girl. 😔✊

He likes frogs. Did as a kid, still does now. But the catch is, He cannot go towards one if his entire life was on the line. Like, He finds them cute but nearly pisses himself when They jump towards him.

silly little bisexual ‼️😊

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick:

So. You wanna hear my head canons of my Husband? /Jkjk—

I could imagine this dude was judgmental as a kid, full on mama’s Boy conversation with his mama like “ Let me guess, Aunt Stephanie said this! She is always talking crap about you, Mama, but I don’t see dad coming home with a new hickey every weekend. “

when someone goes low, he goes the lowEST.

I like to think he has a sister or two who influenced him on skincare, periods (for if he pulls anyone with period hauntings), and how to style various hairstyles just so his sisters didn’t have to pay a shit ton of money for the same hairstyle.

Do any of you guys just.. think this man bakes? Just baking when he’s bored or stressed. No thoughts. Just cookies.

He loved otters as a kid, but now finds Pallas cats better.

trust that he has heard tea from nearly every country that even agents don’t know about.

Bisexual. Leaning more towards mlm but nonetheless free-styling .

Kate Laswell :

the queen. The majesty. The LESBIAN MUM.

I like to imagine her wife is the ultimate mastermind, Like Kate is just the boss of tf141 but instantly does any bidding her wife asks her to do.

She’d be a great aunt, Mum would be even better.

I bet she met her wife in either a serene area like a flower shop or a bloodlust filled chaos like the battlefield. Two ways this could go. No in-between. Retired lesbian medic, Or Flowershop owner.

Kate seemed like the girl to like Penguins for not only their cuteness but their habitats , their diet, their life, and everything about them.

Would I be wrong to say that she most definitely got a piercing when she was a teen but took it out some time later?

She’d be a great friend to have, she’d be the one who’d order for you if you’re nervous.

You cannot FUCKING. DENY. That she has a border collie with a sweet name like Dolly

She has a wide range of music, but Music from Dolly Parton inspires her. Just imagine it.

a canonical lesbian with immense sarcasm.

Alex Keller :

Mmm the white man. /jk

He seems like he’d be the average uncle. I actually have an uncle that looks sorta like him, but balding brown hair and is named Corey.

He most definitely had a golden retriever or Siberian husky as a kid, some dog breed that’s hella energetic.

i can imagine how Any dog interaction he has now, they always try at least once to steal his leg like fetch.

He regretfully wore old spice when he was a teen but thankfully stopped after smelling himself.

He seemed to have played baseball as a kid. He just gives off that vibe.

He most definitely mispronounces easy af words on accident when distracted.

speaking of that, he seems to be a baking when stress kind of dude but also, if he did that, he’d pause halfway through cause he got distracted then forgets what he was doing. The only reminder being the burning kitchen after thirty minutes of distractions.

Silly little pansexual ‼️💕

Farah Karim

would i be wrong to headcannon that she would be the best muffin maker? Like even better than Gaz and Laswell.

She is so pretty ‼️

her favorite animal once was hedgehogs but now it’s lionesses. A massive change but both great animals.

I bet when she was a kid that she would threaten to bite people, and when in fights, actually did bite people. Worth it. (i have done this before as a kid. Proud af)

She would rock those black a leopard print sunglasses mums wear to beaches. Just think of it.

I wanna think that she had once owned those rabid chihuahuas and called the dog something sweet and unsuspecting like “Mr. sprinkles” for the fun and hell of it.

silly little demiromantic bisexual 🫶💕‼️

[1d1195]

Bestieee I’ve missed you!!! I swear I never feel an obligation to answer, like I genuinely enjoy chatting with you(pen pals for life💕) it makes me happy even if we talk about sad stuff sometimes lol it sucks when I can’t do that!

It truly was a lot since they both ended being on the first week of the quarter lol but I did have fun and the food didn’t suck lol I still haven’t finished my book though and I am sad about that lol also graduation prep has been so stressful like why?!?

Oooo dip powder could be helpful especially if you want to have your nails be stronger! Have you ever considered getting a structured gel manicure? I’ve heard that they help with thin nails! And love that Miss Monica is helping! Love whenever get to see her reblogs they are always so sweet and supportive!!

Oh I hate when men especially simply don’t have to do shit beyond basic hygiene! Like why do they get thicker lashes?! Why do they have better cuticles?! Why do they get better skin?! I’m a hater lol

Are you on April vacation get?!? Hope that this break does give you some time to indulge in reading! Idk why but I feel like a good historical fiction book may be fun!

I am very surprised your sister survived Shameless considering how long it is and how insane it is lol

The math class is the last of the calculus series I have to take for my major and bestie I’m so scared :( college math courses have made me want to jump off a bridge so many times! And now if I fuck up I WILL NOT GET MY DEGREE😭 yeah it’s definitely on me for not getting it out of the way earlier lol im simply not made for math and that’s okay! Only plus side is that my math prof is kinda cute lol (still doesn’t beat my beloved research professor💕)

We love a good fictional character motivation!! It’s definitely makes things so much fun lol is it time for another cleaning day?! I hope that’s somewhat relaxing at least lol oh girl I have so many books that have been on my shelf for years and I have yet to even read one page lol

How has life been treating you?! How has your fave student athlete been?? Is he okay now?? Anything you’re excited about?!

Bestie I saw the post you reblogged… WHY IS THIS SO ME BAHAHA I LOVE IT!! love that my anger comes through the screen lol tbh the last time I believe I felt this with one of your stories was probably that art gallery part in Pucking Rookie LOL I am crazy! in my head it felt like a breach of privacy LOL HOWEVER I SEE YOUR VISION ALWAYS AND YOU COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU AND YOUR FMCS!!!! I also love when you make your characters unhinged in all the ways possible!! I’m gonna ramble a bit but I have also gotten “mad�� (tbh it’s never a that serious bc hello it’s Harry lol) at traditional Harry because he’s also so insane and I genuinely love that because it’s so goods for the plot! Like if I was Niall in the traditional universe especially after he FIRED HIM OVER NOTHING SUBSTANTIAL I would have punched him ngl lol anyways bestie I love your stories no matter what!!!

I miss you so much Sam! Always wishing you the best💕-💜

I'm sorry grad prep is so stressful! When are you officially done?! That's so exciting and it's so close!!!!

Monica leaves the BEST tags and is the literal BEST so yes. I did end up getting a pedicure with my friend but I've saved the manicure for a later date and I will consider the dip!

A cute math professor 😍 that's the dream. Even if he's not hot research prof at least it's SOMETHING to look at. I can't relate too much because I'm a slut for calculus but I get it! I DREADED several of my classes throughout college and there was def a math class or two that gave me a run for my money.

I am VERY happy with cleaning. It's looking pretty good. I need to clean my oven I've been putting it off for AGES and I bought pink stuff and everything. I'm just lazy. I haven't read much. I wrote a lot though. I'm sure you'll see, but I even posted on a Thursday!!!! When was the last time I did that?! I have a historical fiction book I've yet to read. My girl Kate Quinn (I've def mentioned her to you) I just can't seem to focus on it rn. I've filled my vacation with a lengthy to do list and I'm happy to report I got most of the major things done. May is going to be hell. I probs shouldn't have posted for Thursday and saved it for when I inevitably CAN'T write. It's been pretty relaxing. But fam and bf are kind of draining the latter half of my vacation and as much as I love them I'm feeling kind of overwhelmed and sad. I don't really have anyone to talk to about it, but it's really okay. I'm just going to focus on my Irish it out and shove my emotions down ya know? 😅

My student is thriving rn I think. He told me he would be working over vacation and he actually emailed me a couple times during break to see what he needs to finish out the year strong. He only has 4 weeks left of classes 😭 BUT he decided on a college 🎉 it's not too far from me so I went to the bookstore and bought him a shirt because I'm so proud of him. So that was def a bright spot of the latter half of the week. I am really excited to be done with school tbh--it's 7 weeks but it feels endless. It's been a really great year but I need some beach and sunshine and I'm def going to be mourning this kid's presence in my room and I'll need a break. I am unfortunately doing summer school but it's whatever. I need the money bad lol

YES. It was EXACTLY that popped in my head when I saw it. I was like "this is giving her reaction to Pucking Rookie art gallery night" I forgot about Traditional too but you're so RIGHT! I should have Niall punch Traditional Harry. That could be fun hehehehe

Thanks for checking in and I'm sorry I don't have better things to report! 💕💕 can't wait to see what you thought of the updates in part two!!! 💕

xoxo