#anyways i love these dumb chaotic besties

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever

[rosiethedragongeek]

Soooo, long time no see. Anyway I'm going to Disney and was wondering if you have any head cannons of the gang there. Like what their favorite rides would be.

I'll go first. My favorite ride is the haunted mansion.

First things first, Snotlout would probably be terrified, and hide it incredibly badly. Clinging into Astrid or Fishlegs.

Hiccup is probably interested in how the ride itself works, "there's a lot of cool stuff, how does it work"

Fishlegs isn't as scared as Snotlout, but there's definitely fear there, just barely kept at bay by his curiosity much like hiccup.

Astrid couldn't care less, but enjoys the ride. She likes the killer bride part.

The twins enjoy the ride too, but much more, and much more chaotically of course. Probably relate a lot to the guy sitting on TNT in the stretching painting room, and look to Snotlout to recreate it with them. (He just flips them off)

This is the picture I mean btw.

I'm literally so sorry that I'm getting to this so long after you actually went and it's like not crazy relevant anymore omg I got real busy for a bit there but I am here now lol

Okay, so I've been to Disney maybe twice forEVER ago, and I don't really know the rides all that well so this is gonna be more of a list of vague theme park/disney headcanons than exactly what rides they would like

Snotlout and the twins are SO excited to go like they are dragging Hiccup, Astrid and Fishlegs behind them

Hiccup and Astrid get Mickey and Minnie ears and it's very cute

The twins obviously love the roller coasters and stuff the faster the better

They go on the teacups and the twins are in one w Snotlout and they spin it around so fast that he throws up

While the rest of the gang goes on rollercoasters, Fishlegs is the one who waits for them and holds their bags

Fishlegs also constantly remind people to drink water and reapply sunblock and stuff

Snotlout complains about the slow rides and stuff but he's also terrified on the roller coasters (he screams the whole time) there's just really no pleasing him

They cannot for the LIFE of them pick a ride, the twins want to ride EVERYTHING, whatever's closest or fastest, Fishlegs planned the whole day in advance and his plans went out the window immediately, Snotlout and Astrid never want the same thing and bicker about everything and Hiccup is just trying to survive the day lol

Fishlegs is so excitable the whole time bc he loves Disney movies

He wants to get as many character signatures as possible

The twins keep trying to bribe people for their positions in line lol

Astrid also really likes the roller coasters

All of the pictures that they get from being on the roller coasters she looks totally cool like she's just sitting there or wtv

The twins are always making dumb faces or doing something stupid in the pictures (but they don't know when to expect them so they just do stupid stuff the entire time)

Snotlout and Fishlegs look like they're about to cry

Hiccup is having just so much fun he likes that it feels like he's flying

They all wanna try everything but obviously, that's a lot of food so they get one of everything and share it between all 6 of them and it leads to a lot of bickering

Fishlegs insist they take pictures in front of the castles and stuff

Fishlegs actually takes a lot of pictures throughout the day

Astrid hates waiting in line hates it so most of the rides she suggests are just whatever has the shortest wait time

Any of the rides like the like competitive shooting things ones?? idk what they're called, or if there are more than the toy story one which is the only one I remember or if that one is still there or wtv but any of those Astrid KILLS it there's just no competition

The twins are very good at those too

That’s what I’ve got for now I’m so sorry this is so late lol

ily bestie<3

[ilikemicrowaves]

Do you have anymore headcanons of Kaufmo? I would love to know more about him!

You have no idea what you've just unleashed..

Anyways yes! I do indeed have more about Kaufmo!

Kaufmo was the weird band kid before he got trapped in the circus, and he was the chaotic trombone player. (<- projecting on to him again whoospie)

He isn't the best at drawing, but he likes to sit down and paint or draw with Gangle sometimes

Horrible, horrible posture. He definitely got scoliosis with a back like that.

Anytime he gets spooked a honk noise comes from him. And he squeaks when he's flustered

Gangle is his bestie. He listens to Gangle ramble about her favorite and animes and reads her fanfics and she likes most of his jokes.

Him and Ragatha are cool, they bond mostly by cooking and baking together

He loves hugs and he touching is his love language

He has a bad habit of saying stuff he's thinking out load. Especially his intrusive thoughts. Like him and Gangle would just be hanging out and he'd say "I wonder if it'd be funny if I jumped out that window rn." And Gangle would just be like, "maybe that's not necessary."

Will jump up and down yelling "yippie!" And "hip hip hooray!" When accomplishing something he was dreading doing

He will have his dumb moments. In a fic I'm writing, he mistakes a laser pointer for a weak flashlight.

Will choke on his own oxygen if he overthinks breathing

And that's some I have atm, I am willing to share more head cannons about him in the future ^^

[farharbour]

happy oc-tober everypony 💖 finally took the time to draw out my three main fallout characters! i was going to draw all of my ocs out before posting but i couldn't wait to share these i love them so so so much they are my besties truly i made them i live for them and i would and will die for them

some info about each of them under the cut:

jesse: sosu; you know him, you love him, i never shut up about him. early 30s. my vaguely self-insert projection character who's taken on a life of his own at this point (but in my heart he will always be an extension of me to some extent). anyway. science guy, pacifist-adjacent. pre-war he was a radiologist w/ a concentration in epidemiology and was one of the last researchers trying to cure the new plague. his story in-game is less about shaun and more about the question of whether or not he's a synth (he's not but he's manipulated into thinking he is for a long long time). works with the railroad but has a falling-out with them post-game and takes up post as a doctor in diamond city. soft-spoken but capable. has a few grey hairs because i think it's cute and no other reason (poliosis). he's bi and dating nick. also poly but that's not super important.

bec: lw; i drew her here as she looks at age 29, when she's hanging out in the commonwealth with jesse. i'm not a fan of fo3 so she's truly a fo4 npc who just so happens to have also been the protagonist of fo3. she was injured pretty badly while activating the purifier and suffered severe radiation burns on the right side of her body; it was bad enough that the bos, who took her in, had no other option than to amputate her right arm (she's left-handed). she was coerced into working with the bos in exchange for saving her life and giving her a fully-functioning prosthetic arm but eventually parted ways on less than stellar terms once maxson started worming his way into power. she made he way north on the trail of dr. li and her father, who she had discovered had close ties to the institute (and she herself had a bit of a stake in the synth equation because of how much the replicated man quest affected her). after coming up empty she decided to hunker down in an old red rocket outside of sanctuary hills and turned the garage there into her home. she's a mechanic and loves tinkering with old tech, power armor in particular. she's a lesbian and dating another npc of mine, peaches (aka the general of the minutemen in jess' story).

simon: c6; late-20s. chaotic neutral but not chaotic stupid. dumbass but not dumb. they're related to the chosen one (it's a long and complicated family history that i haven't completely fleshed out yet) and they grew up in arroyo. they were always eager for adventure and set out at a young age for new reno, taking whatever odd jobs they could find. they eventually settled on being a package courier, as it gave him the opportunity to see more of the wasteland they loved so much. they set up a trading post on the long 15 years later and weren't able to escape the blast when it was destroyed; they carry a long scar across the length of their back as a reminder. he's mainly out for himself, but he's also deeply loyal to those few he considers trustworthy. has a soft heart under his silly and slightly abrasive exterior. collects teddy bears and dyes their own hair with a dye they makes themself with a mixture of bleach, clay, and mutfruit. never one to hunker down, they basically vanish back west after hoover dam. unsure if anyone ever sees him again. he's gay and 'dating' arcade (it's very very very very very complicated).

[angel-baby479]

I'm so glad you liked Uragumi! He's a male btw, just one of the fruitier ones.

Like...a Tomato fruity.

Anyway-

Uragumi's cooking oil burns.

Or as I have titled it: The Great Oiling ™️

He accidentally bumped a pot of boiling oil off the stove and, because of his dumb reflexes....he....sigh....

Tried.....to catch it.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. Why, Uragumi, why the hell would you dO THAT?

He probably asked himself the same question when the oil had taken half his arm.😌🙏 Incredibly enough, he did save most of the oil and the pot, but he eventually dropped it in the sink and ran around for a solid minute with the oil still on his arm, unsure how to treat it.

Knarly ass injury, to say the least.

What was he frying, you might ask. Fries. He was making fries.

(based on a true story)

omg I love this djnsndnskqmsxnqk

uragumi sounds so chaotic I love him 💞💖

tag me in any other art you have/do of him bestie!!!!! I love him sm biting him biting him /pos

[moonlightdancer26]

Is there a love story behind elloona👀???

I’m glad you asked 👀

To answer your question: Yes. There is, in fact, a love story behind my relationship with @maruke2003.

Here are the names in case you don’t remember:

El/Ellie — @maruke2003

Seph — @halfblood-princes-crown

Astro — @astronova-00

Martina/Mars Bars — @bookwalmartav

Will/Willow — @somesnapefan2

Rose — @rosetheslytherpuffxoxo

Teddy — @teddyscottish

Anyway

I’ll start from the ✨beginning✨

Disclaimer: This is input from both sides. I have told El about this question and we’ve discussed it.

Funnily enough, we met through our first adopted child—Seph. He was the reason El and I became friends, wives, and mothers. 😌

So, I never noticed El, even though she noticed me a little before. I only really noticed her when she began sending Seph Snupin drabbles to try and convert him into becoming a Snupin shipper.

(I’ll get to that in a bit ^)

How we felt about each other before we became friends:

El told me that: “You intimidated the fuck out of me but I wanted to be your friend cuz I thought you were cool.” (😕) Because of my aura, apparently.

And, I feel bad for saying this but, I was a bit weirded out when I first noticed her sending asks to Seph. Back then, I was only friends with four members of the Elloona fam (Seph, Astro, Will, and Martina) and Seph was my fave person on Tumblr. I wasn’t weirded out in a mean-sorta-way, I was just like “hold the phone. who’s this person and why’s Seph friends with them?” because I’ve never noticed their existence before and was curious because they really seemed to love Snupin, so I was like.. there’s a Snupin shipper trying to convert my bestie and I didn’t know about it?😭

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Moving on, it had finally dawned on me that Seph didn’t ship Snupin, so I was like *le gasp* and sent him this ask where I expressed my shock over him not shipping Snupin and told him that I can send a bunch of recs. Seph of course refused (🙄). On the other hand, @maruke2003, seeing this, tags me in the replies (all the replies are there in the post I linked btw, so you can go check them out for yourself) and asks me to send me some recs for our wonderful OTP, and I, being myself, decide to create The Ultimate Snupin Fanfic List and list almost 50 fics—in which there are series included (so idk if each part of the series counts as an individual fic). She thanked me for it and noticed that one of the fics I recommended to her was Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword, so she was like “OMG I LOVE LILY’S BOY” and told me I went a bit overboard. I told her she had wonderful taste and apologised, then she said she opened like 20 new fics and that “we’ll need to chat about Snupin one day cuz YES.”

Here was the exchange, for the lazy ones:

And that was that. I was just like “aight ig they’re pretty cool (if you ship Snupin, I automatically like you, that’s the rule), I hope we’ll manage to convert Seph one day.” I simply moved on with life.

Then around two days later El DMs me, iirc it was about Lily’s Boy (and Snupin fics as a whole), I was kinda like “oh” but replied anyway. We got to talking and it was enjoyable, then we soon started messaging each other everyday. And then boom. Chaotic Snupin-loving besties.

How we became wives:

One day, a random idea popped up in my head: What if El and I had a ship tag for our interactions for both of our blogs? I thought it’d be a fun little touch to both our blogs and so I told her about it, and she said we should make a ship name for us. Then we exchanged some choices and El came up with: ✨Elloona✨

I don’t remember at what point of our relationship did we start calling each other wives, but it just happened. I’m pretty sure it might have started when Ellie edited her bio and added “Moon is my wife” (🥹), and I was like omg let’s do that for each other and so I changed my bio. And we pretty much just went with that.

El and I kinda made flirty comments with each other bc we’re both dirty-minded and we love to make dumb jokes, so I think that’s where it started.

How we became mothers / How we became The Elloona Fam:

One day, Ellie just told me “I adopted Seph” and I was like yoooo. I thought it’d just stop at Seph but El and I soon started to gather up more and more children.

Here is the order of who we adopted:

1. Seph

2. Astro (who declared themselves as our child 🙂)

3. Martina

4. Rose

And we also got siblings for ourselves, Ellie has two siblings—our children’s aunts: Will and Teddy. I don’t have a sibling in the Elloona fam (THE POSITION IS OPEN but if we aren’t that close I’ll have to decline <3), but I suppose I have more than enough irl siblings to make up for that 🤷‍♀️

One day, El came up with a new tag: “The Elloona fam.” And now we just accepted it as our family name. We also created some other tags: “stan the Elloona fam for clear skin,” “Elloona and their first child,” (<- I came up with the first two 😌), “the Elloona fam,” “Elloona fam,” and “the Elloona sisters.” We might create one for the children but they hardly interact. 🙄

So yeah, I guess this just about covers it. Thanks for asking!

[tacticalhimbo]

— OC TAG GAME

i was tagged by @detectivelokis to fill out this fun little oc meme! thank you very much 💕 i loved reading abt all your girlies!

i'll tag @ladysanjo , @vendettapandav (or if ya wanna do this on your rp blog, @vendettamuses ), and anybody else who wants to do this! my mind is blanking skdjdkd

FAVORITE OC -> VINCENT HALE

Yep. It's him. He has his own tag ffs. But for real, he's one of my most complex characters. I will admit he totally started off as a self-insert, but he's evolved into such a character. He's got strong convictions, he has flaws (boy, does he have them), he has this whole identity crisis and kinda redemption arc…. Man. I love Vinny.

OLDEST OC -> ROMAN ZEMLIN

I wasn't sure about this one so I went with the character I think is the oldest! I mean, I made him in high school. Maybe 2016 or 2017? Anyway, he's what got me into writing (real ones will remember the Wattpad days 💀), and he's been through so many revamps over the years. He's a bastard hitman and I love him very much.

NEWEST OC -> JUSTICE MARLOWE

This character is a WIP still, but she's another Destiny 2 character! I wanted to experiment with the different classes, so she's a Voidwalker Warlock. Not quite sure what her story is yet, but the concept is brewing!

MEANEST OC -> CONSTANCE FOX

OOO this one was hard but out of all of them? Constance. My Umbrella bastard. She's very much a believer in what Umbrella was doing and man, she'd do anything to re-establish the corporation and its experiments. Have said this before and will say it again, her villainy stems from a dangerous manifestation of apathy, one where it does not matter what happens to others, so as “nothing will come of the circumstances”. The way she clings to Umbrella/Neo-Umbrella is a desperate attempt to have control over said circumstances no matter the cost. She's a bastard through and through.

SOFTEST OC -> NADINE KRAUSE

Easiest choice on this list. She's just so babygirl. She couldn't hurt a fly. She's sensitive, optimistic, always cheerful, and she just wants the best for everyone. Not to mention, she has the softest aesthetics of my characters too. Lots of bright/pastel colors and high femme fashion.

MOST ALOOF/STANDOFF-ISH OC -> VALERIYA KHORKIN

Ah, Roman's sister that he has no idea about. She's been trained to be an effective killing machine, and a lot of her personality has been buried with the "loss" (separation) of her childhood lover, Lucas. She doesn't get close to people as a result of her career and her general background. The orphanage was god awful, Lucas saved her after she aged out, and then she lost him. So. Very much side-eyeing everyone.

SMARTEST OC -> LAVERNE ALBA

This one was hard to pick because there's a lot that could fit the bill, especially when it's broken down to different types of knowledge, but I'd probably have to say Laverne. She might not have formal education, but she's running a multi-million (if not billion) dollar financial corporation AND a whole criminal enterprise! This bitch knows what she's doing.

DUMBEST (AFFECTIONATE) OC -> SCOTT RYDER

I could pick Vinny again BUT I'm gonna pick Scott, my Ryder. He has no idea what's going on at any given moment, and he's expected to save Andromeda?? He can barely give a presentation in front of a small group without feeling the need to hurl, and the Initiative only taught him so much before putting him on glorified mall-cop duty. So. Dumb boy ♡

OC I'D BE FRIENDS WITH IRL -> BAILEY HILL

Her vibes are just… so cool. She's definitely one of the girls I'd be afraid of at first because she seems too cool, but we'd find some obscure thing to bond over (and I can confidently say it'd be Fortnite of all things 💀) and then we'd be besties. She's chaotic. She's smart. She's badass. She's just. So cool???

[veetlegeuse]

i told myself i wasn’t going to make a sappy new years post but i’m home alone and stuck with my thoughts so i thought, why not? this has easily been one of the hardest years of my life. i’ll spare everyone the gory details and instead say this: 2022 can suck my fuckin’ nuts.

that being said, i did have a really good handful of keeping me afloat. so i’m gonna talk about them. 😤

my og tumblr besties, my southside spooktacular ghouls, the freakin’ loves of my life, thank you for always being around and dealing with my dumb ass, from health scares to oc shenanigans, i freakin’ love you guys.

@waterloou — lou. my freakin’ soulmate. my forever writing partner. i love you so much. thank you for allowing me to immediately ramble about anything and everything at any given moment. thank you for trusting me with your lovingly created characters. thank you for helping me grow, as a writer, as an editor, as a person. you are incredible and i hope you stay in my life forever.

@humangrumpycat — laurien. thank you for blessing me with your absolutely brilliant mind. you are so creative, so smart. your rewrite of stranger things is genuinely better than the original. the suffer brothers could never. i know i’m terrible at responding to you, but please know that i see you and i see what you create and i feel so goddamn honored to be privy to it.

@s-s-southsideserpentine — court. my fellow libra queen. you have been such an insane help to me this year. delicate would honestly not have been nearly as good without your constant support and help. you have no idea how much it means to me that you have been around to read and edit literally almost at a moment’s notice. thank you for that, and for always introducing me to cool music and cool shows and swapping opinions and theories with me.

moving on to my new discord girlies, the co-captains of the s.s. friendship, the keepers of the greenhouse. when anna mentioned adding some new friends to a group chat, i was apprehensive, but i was introduced to two of the sweetest souls and i am so grateful.

@joaquinwhorres — anna. i love that we have become such good friends this year. it has been so refreshing to be friends with someone so open to communication, who doesn’t shy away from tough conversations. it has been so fun getting to know you better and hearing your teacher stories and seeing the kind of work you do outside of the incredible work you do on the internet. also, my phone will forever want to correct ‘the’ to ‘thé’ for the rest of time thanks to you. a constant reminder of our friendship.

@bobfloydsbabe — helena. you sweet, sweet angel. you are so full of love and light, so kind and so thoughtful. i say this with love, it is a wonder that someone as wonderful as you came from such a chaotic family. i just adore you to pieces and i am so proud to say i know you. i am so glad anna introduced us.

@rae-gar-targaryen — rae. we met during a drama storm, and you instantly saw me giving my most rabid dog protector energy and still accepted me anyway lmao. you are easily one of the coolest people i’ve met on the internet, your way with words is incredible, and it has been so, so nice getting to know you.

and, of course, last but certainly not least, my smoshy partner in crime.

@carmens-garden — anna-maria. every conversation we have brings me so much joy. i love having a friend who is into smosh as much as i am, and i love that that mutual love brought us together, because you are wonderful. you are such a joy, and so sweet and so generous. it is an absolute pleasure to be your friend.

i hope 2023 brings y’all everything you deserve and more. 🫶🏼

[arminsumi]

some serotonin for you. my cousin and i matching gojo & nobara in fortnite 🤩

sorry i keep spamming your inbox i just enjoy talking to you 😭😭

GOJOS POSE HAHAHA 😭💗 he lookin so goofy what a dumb pineapple head i love him

also lol i am so bad at fortnite, i have played it on someone else's playstation a total of three times and it has been chaotic each time bc i am . . . nuts 😭😭😭 i just ran around asking how to use the weapons and then i just went for a drive instead and then cheered when i placed last 👍

reminds me i sooo badly wanna get back to ow2 :( i miss video games !! i play less frequently than i'd like to. i wanna just zone out and enjoy hollow knight too 🥹💔 (def should play the latter and not the prior because ow2 is not good for my sanity, there be some toxic mfs on there lol)

anyways IM REPLYING TO U AT 6 AM BESTIE 👁🫦👁 sooo hungry for eggs and bacon rn so i wrote a little dad gojo breakfast thing that's so fluffy it cured my c236 induced pain. idk i just watched that yt vid of miyazaki making ramen, now im hungwyyyy !! im gonna make breakfast for the fam if i can squeeze in a bit more shut eye. so tired 😭 havent slept at all

[a--stranger--world]

we’re pack animals, mary

don’t delete the kisses: wolf alice [i might as well write all over my notebook/that ‘you rock my world’/but you do, you really do] i’ll have to dance with cassie: emily browning [i run away, they’re playing a decent song at last/i think i’ll have to dance with cassie/cause the dream boy never asked] coloring book: the regrettes [we can open up the window and sing with the bees/yeah, we’ll open up the window and scream with the trees] ordinary superstar: rina sawayama [don’t you want to be ordinary with me?] friday i’m in love (cover): phoebe bridgers [throwing out your frown/smile at the sound/as sleek as a shriek spinning round and round] wake me: bleachers, lucius [if you’re lonely, lonely, lonely wake me] i don’t wanna go to school: the donnas [no more teachers/no p.e./no more parents killing me] party up the street: miley cyrus, swae lee [you can count on me, okay/you and me, we can be okay/we can rock like an ocean wave] best friend: rex orange county [i still wanna be your favorite boy] allison road: gin blossoms [i didn’t know i was lost at the time] mirrorball: taylor swift [i’m still on that tightrope/i’m still trying everything to get you laughing at me/and i’m still a believer, but i don’t know why/i’ve never been a natural/all i do is try, try try] saturdays: twin shadow, haim [saturdays/when we dance in the dark in the room where it all gets real/i know you know how it feels] teenage talk: st. vincent [you know i never loved you more/than when we were hiding from those sirens, sirens/oh, we laughed so hard/threw up in your mother’s azaleas] green light (chromeo remix): lorde [honey i’ll be seeing you down every road] dreams (cover): japanese breakfast [oh my life is changing every day/in every possible way]

listen

[sunbratz]

if venom 2 not gay then why is the big fight scene in a catholic church huh

[positivityjediprince]

You know what I love

De-aging fics

Now please picture Boba agreed to watch his starwars equivalent to God son for a week while his dad's deal with some force artifact lukes heard about

And next thing he knows he has a stressed Leia and loud r2 in his palace with two very small children "oh kiff that's din and his jedi"

Cue Leia dumping Boba with two new small children telling him ' keep them alive while I fix this like I fix everything if you need anything I left chewies number in lukes bag' and proceeds to leave

He's not going to argue with Leia he saw her strangle Jabba

Now there's 3 possibilities from here with Luke and din

1. They don't have any memories other than what they had as children Luke is very stressed be cause Mr. Mando why are we in Jabba place and can I go see my aunt and uncle please you seem nicer than the hutts and din is just really confused where he is and why the adult isn't wearing his helmet and yet still latching on to each other

2. They have strong feelings about things but don't actully remember anything

This has alot of comedy because

a) Din and Luke will be very clingy and also very protective of grogu

b) Luke will absolutely be eying Boba with suspicion while dins like I don't know I feel like I can trust him

c) Luke has very strong feelings about the throne room and does not know why he doesn't trust the floor but he doesn't

d) din trying to figure out what to do with the armor he refuse to leave anywhere

Finally option

3. They remember but they can't keep themselves alive due to being child

They are trying to maintain dignity

Din is not comfortable with out his helmet

Luke is having issues with both his powers and physical capabilities

Hand reveal that Luke used to have it and doesn't later

Let me know your thoughts I just couldn't sleep and it's 4 in the morning and I am having thoughts

-🐢

Ommmmmgghhhhg this is glorious my dear 🐢!!!!!! I once worked in a primary school/kindergarten little kids are hilarious! Mix that with star wars! A flawless combo!!!

Boba is just in shock like 'I knew the Force was weird but THIS????' And hes then torn between being a DadTM and knowing these two toddler's are/were his friends (and two of the most powerful people he knows).

I love the idea of them like no memories but still some of the emotional memories. As adults Din and Luke were married, but ofc now theyre not now, but they still feel a strong connection so will just constantly hold hands when they walk around and its ADORABLE. They are those besties that just do everything together, if one does something stupid the other will immediately do it too - baby logic solidarity!

Also at nap time they make a cuddle pile with Grogu which is just too cute, like the kind of cute that physically hurts.

Luke is a very social child, basically winning people over instantly; meanwhile Din is slightly more reserved and will hold on tight to Luke's hand when there's more people around - he does it a lot anyway but this is a specific 'too many people' hand hold.

Fennec is surprisingly having a great time. She's not maternal but toddler's are very funny. Her holo is FULL of videos of them doing dumb child stuff (like biting into a chilli or running around in too big shoes) and so many videos of them face planting. She's the chaotic aunt while Boba is having his Jango/Mandolorian Dad Gene activated and telling her off.

Luke calls Boba "Mr Mandolorian" (Fennec thinks it is the FUNNIEST thing and will randomly also call him that , even after everything goes back to normal).

I also like the idea of Luke really liking Boba and wanting upies all the time, if he's not with Din he's trying to get Boba to pick him up, qnd Boba does not know how to deal with this; but, of course, no mandolorian can say no to a child that wants upies.

While holding Luke on his hip, Boba is "you know you're very cuddly for someone who helped 'kill' me," Luke just sticks his tounge out (hes assuming Boba was referring to the game they were playing earlier...rather than Boba getting drop kicked into a pit)

I also like this idea because when Leia and Han come back Luke's favourite adult is Boba and Han is offended and even after the situation is solved he's still salty. Han never stops bringing it up. Never.

Meanwhile, Grogu is like TINY DADS! TINY DADS! and is having an amazing time playing with them.

Din keeps picking him up, he doesn't know why but he has the urge to constantly carry him, put him to bed, feed him etc despite being a toddler - which has the comedy potential of a small child looking after a smaller child while an adult is like !!!! Youre too young you're gonna drop him !!!! Also Din feeding Grogu with full force (because he's at the age where you're still learning about strength etc).

Grogu doesn't get why Luke is suddenly not using the force? So keeps trying to teach him how...by setting the zappy droid on him...but Luke is an actual toddler and not 50 years old...Boba has a heart attack when he sees Luke sprinting through the Palace followed by the zappy droid.

So much blue milk is consumed. Boba doesn't understand how things so small can consume so much!

Ahhhh I love the ideas of them toddling around so much. Like little kids can move so fast when they want to and have the wildest logic it's incredible. Like Luke walking into a big scary Tatooine meeting and being like the "imma nap" vine, while Din is just bringing sand into the Palace for some reason only known to him, and the gangs/families are like ?????

So much pure comedy and adorableness potential!!!!!

When they get turned back their baby memories qre quite fuzzy, but never fear! Fennec has a huge data stick full of videos and photos, so she hosts a movie/show and tell night for ALL of Clan Mudhorn and Co. She gets to embarrasse everyone, she's living her best life (no one will ever know she thinks it was kind of cute).

Boba is slightly sad when they get turned back, but then, a few years later when tatooine is much more stable and several mandolorians have decided to help and live there, Boba adopts some foundlings!

There's just so much potential *chefs kiss*

[asscandles]

Greetings! I've read your works, and you're a great author! I saw that you were thinking about writing for Tokyo Revengers, and I wholeheartedly support that idea!!

I raise you this: g/n reader doing dumb shit with Baji

I personally would love to be besties with him. He's just so fucking stupid and I love him

LMAO I AGREE. the friendship would be top tier.

and thank you! your support really means a lot to me <3 i was a bit iffy on the idea, but writing this for you has helped me decide to see it through!

there’s a difference between you and baji. you have the mental capacity to understand that what you’re doing is not a good idea. you just don’t care. baji is a dumbass who has a faster and uncomfortably higher-pitched version of the wii theme song constantly playing on loop in his brain.

regardless, you’re two peas in a pod.

baji is that one friend that you can text at 3AM “lmao wanna make cereal in the middle of the road?” and he’ll be at your house in record time, dora bowl ready and fruit loops on hand, fully prepared to kick open your front door if you aren’t immediately ready to open it for him

“who is it?” bitch stop playing, you know who it is

highkey willing to push you around in an empty trash can on wheels. he gives you his motorcycle helmet, though, because safety first 😌 chifuyu will be standing around in the mall food court, scrolling through his contacts to track you two down, and you two will zoom past him, baji sprinting at full speed while you can barely see through the visor on his helmet but point the way anyway

he’s that friend that you can have a good laugh with--like a genuine, body-shaking, stomach-tightening laugh. but make no mistake. as the captain of the first division, he has to maintain his tough, violent demeanor in public, so he can’t go all out when he laughs out of fear that his close friendship with you will paint a target on your back. but behind closed doors or with his inner circle, he’ll let his guard drop

he’s that person that slaps whatever’s closest to him when he laughs. you both feed off each other’s chaotic energy until you’re both flinging your bodies around, stomping your feet, smacking at each other, laughter increasing in intensity until your eyes prick with tears and you both are wheezing silently

you and baji have definitely, absolutely, without a doubt been separated in every class you have together. and when i say separated, i mean you were moved to the front of the classroom, and baji was moved into the hallway, where you two couldn’t see each other

but on the rare occasion where baji is only moved to the back of the class, he seizes the opportunity to chuck erasers, pencils, and scraps of paper at you whenever the teacher’s back is turned. he’s a public disturbance, i know.

one day, you find yourself irritated with his antics, so you whip an eraser back at him. you nail him in the head, and he goes to slump dramatically on the floor, causing yet another interruption. but instead of smoothly slithering out of his seat and crumpling to the floor like he had planned to do, his shoe ended up snagging the leg of his desk, and his desk promptly tips over and crashes to the ground alongside him. you mistakenly bark out a laugh and immediately get sent to the principal’s office

like wtf 🧍🏽‍♀️

you guys have matching keychains that say “sexy” and “sexier.” baji never takes his off his keyring. however, one time, his keychain fell off in the middle of a parking lot brawl, and the scream he let out when someone accidentally stepped on it was of an astronomical volume.

his appearance at your house afterward was expected, especially since he’d been bragging about the tokyo manji gang’s certain victory prior to his departure, but the forlorn frown you were greeted with when you opened the door was most certainly not. the ponytail he usually showed up with had all but collapsed, glossy strands of onyx hair clung to the blood spattered on his face and even his clothes, and his knuckles were bruised and scraped raw.

at first, you were concerned that he had lost the fight. but when he abruptly shoved the broken keychain in your face, you simply laughed and patted his shoulder. the next day, you took it to a jeweler and had it repaired.

you’ll never forget the way his eyes sparkled with glee when you returned it to him, good as new

god spare chifuyu when he decides to ask someone out. you and baji are right there, stalking chifuyu and his future significant other. chifuyu can barely focus on the task at hand, because you two look absolutely ridiculous. baji’s wearing a wig, you’re dressed in baggy clothes, you’re both wearing plastic shades, you’re holding a frog umbrella, and neither of you can stop elbowing and hissing at each other to shut the fuck up. however, you both have the astounding ability to hit the deck or yank each other out of sight whenever chifuyu’s crush turns around to see wtf chifuyu keeps squinting at

pls chifuyu is so tired

chifuyu swears he can hear you and baji quietly singing the little mermaid’s “kiss the girl” in horrible imitations of sebastian’s voice, but he elects to ignore it in favor of his sanity

baji has definitely bitten you before

for example, you’ll just be vibing by yourself on a swing set and baji will spot you from the other side of the park and zero in on your bare arm like “it’s free real estate”

chifuyu once allowed you and baji to crash at his house while he had some business to take care of, but only on one condition. all you had to do was take the chicken out of the freezer and thaw it.

you two literally had one job.

that was it.

but you and baji totally forgot about it until you heard chifuyu’s voice bidding someone farewell from outside the house. abandoning the episode of the bachelor you two had been poking fun at, you two scrambled off the couch. baji accidentally elbowed you in the stomach, causing you to tumble over the back of the couch and hit the ground. all he offered was a wince and an unnecessarily loud “gah DAYUM” before he grabbed you by the ankle and dragged you across the floor into the kitchen, insisting, “come on, we don’t have time for this!”

after bickering back and forth about what to do with the frozen chicken, you two utilized your shared half of a brain cell to reach the conclusion that the only option was to slap that bitch in the oven at the highest temperature

it’s safe to say that you and baji will not be allowed back in chifuyu’s house when he is not present

and… so, listen. baji loves you. he really does. you’re one of his closest friends.

but, if you screw with his yakisoba, you’ll catch those hands any hour of the day, any day of the week

mans doesn't play about his food

10/10 would recommend this friendship

[wwhatev3r]

hi!! may i have a ship? A rowboat preferably. No I'm sorry that joke was dumb.

So basically a quick summary of my appearance: my friend calls my eyes sea glass (green&blue mixture), i am 5'9, my hair is super curly & brown mixed with red highlights. I tend to look sad even though I am not?? But also I am pretty smiley???

Personality oh boy here we go!! i love music. I think last year i got around 30k minutes of listening to music on spotify. Is that a flex? You bet it is bestie. Geography and History are like my hyperfixations. I am memorizing continent's countries. Oh and I love baking + cooking. Also I love kids lmao. I am jewish!! Went to ncsy. I wear a magen david necklace and have since my bat mitzvah. I am either quiet or super talkative. I tend to say the most outlandish things in the most casual tone. Which causes people to laugh lmao. I also have photoshopped cowboy hats on all my friends & myself. Yeehaw. My humor is pretty solid imo, like I could be a stand up comedian... i think? Idk im an infp and my love language is acts of service. On the downside; i got some spicy mental health & struggle with confidence!! I am always afraid people don't actually like me. Bc guess who has gotten bullied over her body? This girl!! This was super long im sorry I am in a talkative mood!!

I ship you with...

George Luz

Note: GIRL-...Let me just say that I love your personality. Let’s be friends, you sound like an incredible person. I love your energy, just by reading the request you hyped me up. Anyway, I hope you like it. P.S: The rowboat joke took be my surprise, I liked it. 

For👏Sure👏It’s👏George👏Motherf*cking👏Luz! But, let me tell you, I think you would be best friends with Malarkey and Skip too. But yeah, there you have:

You both are just CHAOTIC.

Listen, I’m not even joking when I say that the other day, me and a friend were talking about how we imagine the Easy Boys as girls and I said that Georgie would have super curly brown hair. 

Perfect for each other, It’s destiny right there.

I’m taking this ship request as a wedding arrangement, I’m sorry. 

He helps you memorize the country’s continents with cards. 

And if you get them all right, he gives you whatever you like. 

Just imagine this man’s face when you are telling him random history facts and tea about historical figures. 

“...yeah, and he decapitated her.” You told him.

“What? Are you shitting me? (OoO) I knew she should have never married him. I told ya.”

King and Queen of knock knock jokes. 

Actually, you are both better than knock jokes! Way more funnier.

I can see a scene of you both holding your laugh to not awaken anyone at night. 

He thinks you’re the funniest person he knows, because your comedy is natural.

And OMG, this man would kill just to hear you laugh all day. He loves it so much. 

You start singing a song and George is like:

“Shut up, I was just thinking about that song!” 

He loves to dance!!!!!!!!!!

He knows you're an introvert but when the pub is less crowded or is just with your closest friends, he pulls you to dance with him. 

This man can’t cook. Periodt.

He will burn the kitchen to the ground, but if you’re cooking he tries his best to help you out. 

I don’t think George is religious, but he would be pretty supportive of your beliefs.

I truly believe he would learn more about it and support the traditions. 

Imagine, if you were in Easy Company with him at Bastogne; Christmas was really shitty there but he made your whole day, month and year by making you a star of David with sticks and gave you 9 mini candles for you to celebrate hanukkah. 

Also, he finds your necklace so pretty.

In terms of your lack of confidence and mental health issues, George would be as sweet as always. 

In case you’re truly sad, George puts you over the whole world. Write my words. 

He holds tears when seeing you cry, and makes himself look stupid to make you smile.

He makes sure you know you don’t need to please everyone, since that’s impossible, and that you don’t need to be perfect to be loved, and he also says a lot  that both a flower and the ocean are beautiful and are completely different. 

You caught him a ton of times playing with your curls. He just loves your hair so much.

AND YOUR EYES! HOLY SHIT, he loves your eyes. 

“My god, what I would do to swim in those pretty eyes of yours, It’s a shame that they look like they would cut me like a blade.” 

Sometimes you’re just standing there, living your life and he just comes to you like:

-“Hey, honey, are you sad?”

-“No George, It’s just my face.”

-“Your face looks depressed, is she ok?”

Anyway, he makes pretty good impressions of country boys/cowboys. (yee yee)

So, George has a lot of nephews, and I’m pretty sure he likes to take care of them more when you’re present.

It feels more safe for him and the kids love you more, you’re the cool aunt. 

It’s a little bit of a battle to take care of them, on one side there’s you trying to make them eat lunch, and on the other there’s George giving them ice cream. 

But, in the end you both work pretty well as a team; you guys find a good balance.

I hope you like it, I loved your request. I had a lot of fun writing it <3

[stylistiquements]

Day 9 : Scronch'love.

𐐪𐑂 Pairing : Sapnap x fem!reader {Playlist}

𐐪𐑂 Summary : a lovely afternoon and an ancestral question; when are you going to join the dream smp?

𐐪𐑂 Word count : 1.5k

𐐪𐑂 Warning : swearing

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“Have you been here for a long time?”

“Have you been here for a long time?”

“Have you been here for a long time?”

Time bends and twists into unknowns shapes when well spent. So, you’re so not sure. Long enough for your fairy garden to start looking like at least a proper garden, long enough for your feet to start fidgeting, brushing against the soft fabric of the blanket ever so slightly and softly.

“Can you share your screen?”

“I’m just picking flowers, there’s nothing much to see,” you warn but it never does the proper job.

“That’s fine, I like watching you play.”

“Oh, do you now?”

“Yeah. You’ve been playing for years and you’re still dog water. It's almost soothing,” you hear him grin through the silkiness of his voice.

You smile evasively, palm gripping the mouse and executing on memory. Soon, Sapnap’s satisfied noises hovers and everything is just how it’s supposed to be. You spend a while humming the music of days and nights of the game while building your project. Sap helps from time to time, giving advice when his attention is there and leaving trails of compliments on his way. You don’t think the garden is necessarily that good, you don’t mind either.

“Do you think the tree should go on the left or the right of the pond?” You ask, fingers drumming back and forth between the two options. Right he says. "What about the roses, do I plant some or not?"

“It’s just a detail, don’t hurt your brain too much on that,” he says in a light tone, but you disagree.

“Details are what make things important. Like when you remember I prefer warm pillows so you give me yours, it’s just a detail but it makes me happy.”

“Of course I do; you’re a baby,” he murmurs teasingly.

With an arched eyebrow, you retort, “says you,” and silence follows for a second as you plant the tree on the right of the pond.

“Yeah, Dream already made sure I was aware of that.”

“Not sure why the piss baby thinks he’s qualified to have this conversation, buddy,” you note and Sap chuckles are as vivid as contagious. “Why would he call you a baby anyway? What have you done?”

“I-I’m not telling you.” As soon as the mumbles fades, your phone sends loud vibrations on your desk. You abandon your character to the night and the wildness, picking the phone as you murmur a low oh, okay. Whether it’s to your phone or Sapnap, that, isn’t really clear. Still, Sapnap’s words sound more distant, more of what wonders are made of. On the screen, a twitter notification of a certain Karl Jacobs.

“You’re not even listening to me anymore,” Sapnap whines.

“I don’t listen to whiny babies, sorry.”

“We’re on the verge of divorce, yn and it’s your fault.”

A scoff skitters out through teasing lips, “But you still talk about me all the time, don’t you?” Your voice drags through different lands, unknown and musky.

“So what?” He splutters all awkward like it’s some kind of confidence that shouldn’t have left his thoughts and, somehow, you’re surprised the almighty confidence has left the game. “Who said that?”

“Doesn’t matter. You’re obsessed with me, admit it,” you demand and though you don’t notice it, too tangled with the moment, the atmosphere is tinted with a different nuance like it’s suddenly dawn at the end of a summer party.

“So are you.”

Now, your heart drums a strange yet familiar rhythm. Something made of secrets and uncertainty, something you decided to leave unnamed a long time ago. Sapnap, you reason, can’t be lied to. He knows better than words half meant, half made up and it’s annoying, really, but he just does somehow. If you dare to lie, he would know and then it would be even more annoying.

“Yeah, you’re living in my head rent free but at least I’m not trying to hide it.” No answer. You peek at the game, you’ve been slain by a spider. “Karl said that,” you resign yourself. “He said he was about to join the vc by the way.”

Before the conversation can carry on, the sound of Karl joining the call resonates. Being in this Discord server is like living in a house with 10 siblings, that’s what you understand from the way Sap exhales heavily.

“Oh, I am interrupting something?” Karl says, struck by a peculiar energy.

“Besties time Karl, besties time,” Sapnap mumbles beneath his breath and it chimes a little like disappointment.

“Well, too bad I guess,” Karl exclaims. “It's about time I meet miss Bunnyshow.”

Karl is like that gif of a cat sitting in a tiny box with the caption “if it fits, I sit”.

“Does that mean our passive aggressive subweet arc is over?” You ask, faking the dejection when your smile grows wide.

“Oh god, I hope not. That’s my favorite part of the day.”

"It means a lot to me. Especially coming from my comfort streamer Karl Jacobs," you confess.

Satisfied, your attention gets back on the game; flowers rooting gracefully into the dirt and hives ready to host the beloved honey bugs as Karl and Sap catch up on time being apart. Everything is quiet and peaceful like the end of an afternoon well spent.

“I like your garden,” Karl points out and you hum a thank you beneath your breath.

“So you can take Karl’s compliments but not mine.”

“We’re besties you’re honor. Sapnap you can leave now, thank you,” Karl giggles and you follow along.

“Sorry Karl, there’s only room for one man in my heart and that has to be Sapnap.”

He fakes a cry to keep the theatrics before adding without transitions, “You know if you asked Dream he’d probably let you on the SMP.”

“No thanks,” you grin.

“Sapnap, your girl doesn’t want to play with us.”

“She’s already been whitelisted for months now,” Sapnap informs but fails to comment on the first part of the complaint.

He’s not lying, but you feel like it says more about Dream’s stubbornness than it says about you. As for your best friend, he understands better than anyone that wish for privacy and it’s something made of respect like yours for his career. You’d rather see him shaped by all the light than being touched by a glimpse of it. He does, after all, deserves it all. So, that’s the contract you made with yourself because it made sense; being a supportive shadow. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that you’ve never considered streaming before. It’s that it’s his world more than yours.

Karl, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to think the same way, “This is unacceptable, I gotta send a few texts.”

“Lost cause, dude, lost cause,” you grin but stubbornness seems to be a pre required trait for those mcyts.

Before you have time to find a suitable comment about the newborn group chat, a new person joins the call and Sapnap's annoyance is even more palpable, "No fucking way dude. We can't even have a second of peace on this server."

"Why would you be in a discord call if you want peace. You're just dumb," Quackity retorts with an energy he and he only can ever own.

Then George joins and Dream follows on his heels and soon your ears are filled with conversations that are as loud as scattered. Your shoulders sink in the back of your chair as soft fingers try to brush the upcoming migraine away. This is why you can't join the SMP; -not really but still- too much energy that has to be processed at all time. And you should know better, being friend with a very chaotic boy for the last 15 years, but you're not somehow.

"No, fuck that," Sapnap mutters. "I'm out."

"You can't leave now we have things to discuss," George exclaims. "Bunny, explain to me how Sapnap's proposition is more appealing than mine."

"Because I know her more than you do," he defends, and he's right. Money isn't of you interest. Love, on the other hand...

"Because she's like scronch'love," Karl giggles mindlessly.

"The fuck does scronch'love mean?" You ask, amused.

"It's very simple," Quackity intervenes. "If I offered you the same thing, would you even consider it?"

"Of course I would. What kind of question is that?"

"Fine. So, if Sapnap keeps his offer, here is mine; you become the president of Las Nevadas in addition to what he said."

"What?" Sapnap takes offense.

The call brims with an agitated confusion as you smile deviously, heels rooted into the floor to make your chair spin lightly and your fingers drum on your desk.

"I don't think you wanna do that," George corrects.

"Yeah, you absolutely don't," you confirm.

"Fine," he retorts. "So Sapnap's offer plus a Las Nevadas citizenship. How does that sound?"

"Like an offer I'll confider," you sigh. "So who's scronch'love now?"

"Still you," Dream answers. "Except you're also a big dummy."

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A/N : helloooo,, how are you??? this part very self indulgent and I think this fic will be in general but I hope you liked it anyway. I love the idea of c!quackity always being too much and always having something to add to be even more over the top. I'm having more trouble than I thought about Bunny's and Sap's friendship because I want them to have a very special friendship but I hope it appears as such. idk. lmk what you think and thank you for reading it it makes me very happy <3 Until next time (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

Taglist : @open-minded-chip-101 ; @itsoakaa ; @gaysludge ; @tinyegg ; @qnfdnf​ ; @paintingpetalsforyou ; @notjennaleigh ; @victoria-a567 ; @washy-washy ; @moneybagmarvel ;

[slaytherqueer]

reid x garcia x alvez hcs

i finished criminal minds and i've always been a polyshipper and my 3 fav characters are penny, spence and luke! so here are my headcanons of them in a poly relationship pls and thx u!!

some disclaimers: they are queer! Spence is greysexual, agender (any pronouns), and so in love with his partners; Penny is pansexual and a sweetheart; Luke is nonbinary, uses they/he pronouns, and a chaotic bisexual.

ALSO!!! Spence as autistic, Penny and Luke have ADHD no i will not discuss it!!

this contains spoilers so pls proceed with care!

so penny and luke start dating

we know thats almost canon since they asked her out in 15x10

penny is doing great at her new job, and keeps tabs on her besties at the bau!

One of those besties is Spencer, ofc.

so, penny and luke are dating and they move together almost immediately. and in that process, penny notices that luke tends to speak about spencer way more that their other coworkers

also he has like this wonderful twinkle everytime they tell her the random-fact-of-the-day they learnt from reid

and penny just knows

reid isn't exactly sublte either

he, as penny bff, usually hangs out at their place so they can have doctor who marathons

or startrek marathons

or any science fiction u could think of: penny and spence will watch it

luke, of course, joins them, because they are the best boyfriend and friend and he is also kind of a nerd, tbh

the thing is that garcia can't help but see all the glances reid keeps stealing towards alvez

and it's the kind of look that he had when talking about maeve, or max... hell, even cat.

and luke, more than once, steal glances towards spence, and sometimes they meet and just softly stare at each other before turning away, all blushed up and pretty

bc penny knows they are her pretty boys, so she has a plan

it had never ocurred to her that her best friend could actually meant more for her than just a... a friend? but he does

i mean, he actually listens to her when she starts rambling about all that knew stuff she just learnt and he is so excited he rambles back (and every and each time luke is right behind them staring lovingly)

anyways, penny does the only thing she knows: go to derek

derek won't deny that he is between amazed and utterly confused

"i thought you and alvez were already dating?"

"oh we are!"

"but you just said you think u like reid"

"yup"

"and you said that reid likes luke and luke likes reid?"

"if you understand it, then why are you asking me this again?"

she finally has a plan

it's a thursday night, and it's sleepover at the galvez's

however, at the last minute, she bails to emily's and leave the guys alone

this gals are dumb

they just awkwardly giggle and not really talk yet scoot closer and closer

when penny gets home they are barely holding hands

"oh my god"

she kisses luke first

and then she just grabs spencer's face and softly pecks him

"now is your turn!"

"m-my turn?"

"i swear to god if you don't kiss as in this second i will kick you both out"

so they kiss

and spencer wonders if this is how teenagers actually feel with their first crush

also luke's stubble it's itchy and it's now spence's mission to make him shave

"if you shave i will call you newbie once more"

"if you don't shave i won't lend you my sweaters any more"

"i did not sign up to be emotionally manipulated by two devils with angel's faces"

penny and spence smile and look at each other, before pushing luke out of the couch and holding hands

they eventually climb back on and sit on spencer's lap while honding penny's hands

luke feels safe

spencer feels safe

penny feels safe

the end <3