#anyways pls read their story

[batfambrainrot]

AUGUSTDICK + cruel summer - a sinners song, a dick grayson story. 

[cubedmango]

「安達が魔法使いにならなかった世界線の話」 + 「もしもの話」 — english translation

[usignedupforthis]

illusions of someday (M, 26k, complete)

by softgoldenglow/@usignedupforthis

The one where law student Louis and aspiring musician/full-time barista Harry are both a bit of a mess. There's dance parties and rainy beaches, vodka shots and mugs of tea. The world is hard but they're figuring it out together.

[rebornrosess]

no but i need to know how hugh “phillip the baker dilf” grant pulled benoit “the greatest detective in the world” blanc??? personally i think it would be very funny if said greatest detective in the world was completely oblivious to hugh grant’s flirting until said baker dilf, in true romcom fashion, literally wrote his phone number with frosting on a donut for him or something.

[dhmis-autism]

unironic love of the newspaper is not where i thought hyperfixations would take me but yk life is full of surprises

[pomegranateboba]

ArTw Incorrect quotes (24)

POV: Summoner is sick

Arcturus: Summoner! I heard you were sick, did you drink lots of water?

Summoner, turning around and revealing multiple stacks of paper and some pens: Arcky look, I wrote 5 chapters of my Spica x Alpheratz slow burn fanfic :D

Arcturus:

Arcturus: ...so did you drink lots of water?

[itskittenss]

Spoilers for arc 7 side story “Brotherhood of Pleiades - Part 4”

SUBARU X CECILUS DYNAMIC IS SO CUTE???? WHAT THE HELL

Even if ceci is a brat sometimes (more like all the time) it’s so fun to see the results of his unpredictable behavior, like wdym in his attempt to test subaru’s resolve he somehow ends up helping establish Pleiades battalion identity as a group and unlock cor leonis?? It’s so good to see those two chaotic creatures managing to surprise each other

ALSO THE PINKY PROMISE SCENE IS TOO WHOLESOME

They’re so ridiculous and silly like you guys are in a middle of a war be fr

YEAH HE IS A GODDAMN IDIOT AND SO ARE YOU😭

[msnihilist]

Sorry, but Phineas and Ferb going to college as adults is soooo fake. 1) What the fuck is college gonna teach them? 2) They're both WAY too restless to study for four years or more for ONE degree. They spent a single afternoon building to the MOON. FOUR YEARS might as well be an ETERNITY. Spending that in SCHOOL?? WASTE OF TIME.

[originalcontent]

Given the bajillion different interpretations of vampires out there, in your opinion which flaw is the most fundamental to them and should be present in every adaptation?

[imreszekeres]

WAKE UP BESTIE NEW PIERCE REF DROPPED.

wait whats that? oh yeah--

WAKE UP BESTIE NEW PIERCE BIO DROPPED, TOO.

TAKE THE PLAYLIST WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

Pierce/art are mine <3 mwah

[leviiackrman]

Margot's story has officially come to a close. Read her full bio here!

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[rotten-dan-art]

Attack for the very neat Obstinaterixatrix I took her girls from In Another World, Bureaucracy is the Same and made an AU of it to fit my art fight gimmick

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Why are people who look at comic books from a “critical real-world lens” so obsessed with identifying the one person who is “100% right”. That doesn’t even exist in the real world.

Lost Days wasn’t made to protest global issues. It is a comic book exploring fictional character Jason’s mental journey after being resurrected and regaining consciousness against his will and/or power. Now how dare this character, in his own story where he has his own personal objective, not go out of his way to make sure each individual child from the collective hundreds he saved from traffickers and the likes gets adopted into nice homes. Obviously we have to disregard any good he did or that he cares at all because all he did was kill the fucker at the top who was responsible. Winick also never fleshed out all 42 of the trafficked children into nuanced characters with their own thoughts and feelings which was apparently neglectful lol.

In regards to utrh, Idk what this person read but there were more drug dealers Jason didn’t kill than those he did. Not once did he ever say he wanted to eliminate the flow of drugs in the community. He took over the trade. Not to mention he explicitly stated control vs elimination is where his goals differed from Bruce’s pipe dream hence why he’s successful and Bruce is still failing. Obviously if you completely misunderstand the character’s motivations you’ll find issues that don’t exist.

People just don’t want stories to be about what they are about, huh.

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

btw

CHANGING STATES

Lately, something has taken hold / of me—not hunger, not shame. It is like a flower / blooming in the injury. —Richie Hofmann

On the evening Jeremiah decides he’ll drive thirty hours to Maryland, the other half of his mattress is cold and Madonna’s on the radio. In his bedroom, he taps his cigarette on the windowsill, the ash scattering into rainy blue hour, and listens. Time goes by so slowly, she goes, her voice singed through his boombox’s broken speakers. He’s meant to replace it, though he’s meant to do a lot of things: check the mail, make a quiche, buy lightbulbs, call his sister, take up cross-stitch, recycle an olive jar, move his bed to the opposite side of his room. But time goes by so slowly, and Jeremiah would know—he’s twenty-one, yet feels he’s been alive for much, much longer.

[noirs-multiverse]

i am a certified gregor and the code of claw hater and thanks to the lovely @haveihitanerve asking<3, i decided to share a google doc of my commentary on it

feel free to leave comments and stuffs lol, i may make proper posts on my opinions abt code of claw and tuc in general at some point in time, but not rn

[anomalys-taxonomy]

@whumpsday’s Kane and Jim series is part of the reason I even made a whump blog in the first place, so take this cover for an in-universe book ✨ (ps HI MILL <3 )