#aoba yamashiro

[nightofhappylight]

Tokubetsu Jonin - tired, overworked and confused

[narutwitter]

[kirishimasmom]

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Yamato: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Gai: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Kakashi: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Aoba: You guys are fucking terrifying.

[narutopolls]

Which of the minor jōnin characters who aren't senseis would be the best sensei? Genma, Hayate, Izumo, Kotetsu, Raidou, etc. I think the background jōnin are underappreciated sometimes

Well, not all of them are jonin (some are chunin), so I'm gonna add under the pretense that they either got a lucky promotion or got in trouble, so now they have to deal with the genus sjdjdjdjbd.

I've read so many fanfics starting the background Konoha nins that I sometimes forget they don't play major roles oops 🫡🫡 anyway, here it goes!!!

[pontiaccbandit]

Since I’m back posting about Naruto again, here are some of my takes…

• Yamashiro Aoba is actually fkin hot?!? Hotter than Captain Yamato asw??? Also, Raidō is sexy as hell too.

• Sasuke still ain’t shit.

• Every single female character in the series is wasted potential. Fanfic shall remedy that.

• I’m not an Itachi hater, but not an Itachi fangirl either. I mean, he killed all those people despite knowing it was the wrong thing to do - and he didn’t even spare even a single member who may not have been involved.

Itachi loved Sasuke and his family, but what he did was fucking WRONG.

• Even now, I hate SasuSaku. So sue me.

Sakura deserves better and their relationship has no layers or decent development whatsoever in canon. Upon finding out how things were between them in Boruto, I was left wondering if she even likes herself bc she’s still with him.

• Kakashi deserved more content. I wish we’d seen more about his backstory and internal struggles so we could better understand him.

[all-naruto-polls]

Tokubetsu Jonin poll time, which is your fave?

1. Genma Shiranui

2. Hayate Gekko

3. Ebisu

4. Anko Mitarashi

5. Raido Namiashi

6. Ibiki Morino

7. Aoba Yamashiro

8. Tsume Inuzuka (Kiba's mom)

(Sorry for putting Iruka in the Jonin one, I noticed some ppl pointed that he's a Chunin. welp)

[toxaquepex]

Sigiloso como toro con campanas.

Hace rato que tengo ganas de retratar algo que refleje las distintas formas que tienen ambos de encarar ciertas emociones. Aoba es alguien ridículamente metódico, ante las ofensas siempre mantiene la calma. Ebisu en cambio aprendió a levantar un muro impenetrable entre él y los demás. Siempre aparenta tener el control y fingir que las cosas no le afectan. Se protege detrás de sus cristales oscuros manteniendo una fachada de superioridad, pero por dentro es un volcán en ebullición. El ser más sensible y dramático. Como buen varón de piscis. Ha mantenido este papel por años, nada puede salir mal... hasta que, ¿qué ocurre cuando se meten con las personas que él ama?

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El camino frecuente del artista es el dolor y el sufrimiento, pero hoy no. Estoy en esa racha donde todo lo que hago me gusta. Hice un crop de la imagen, y dios, me encanta! así que lo voy a dejar aquí tambien. Lo amo

[jacksgreysays]

Fake Fic Title: Seven, For a Secret--Never to be Told.

— Oh shoot I forgot fake fic titles included character and themes. I was going to say Shisui for our favorite Crow adjacent character but honestly any Crow adjacent character for the counting corvids title, and theme chromatic aberration; itsv style.

SHISUI!!!! <3<3<3<3 Also, hello damnsmartblueboxes! Also, also, sorry for the late response, work truly broke me these past few days

Okay, so if we’re doing Into The Spider-verse, but Crow Edition, possible Crows either canon or fanon or AU: Shisui, Amano, Sai, Shikako (because of course there’s an AU out there for this) … oof, who are the other three?

Uzume in an AU in which neither Shisui nor Amano are around to be ANBU Crow T_T

Aoba, maybe?

Which then could do a similar Anko version in an AU in which Aoba isn’t around to be ANBU Crow—although maybe that’s too repetitive of the Uzume one. Maybe it’s just that, in a world where Konoha trusts her (maybe because she sleuths around and is integral in ripping Danzo out of his hole in the ground, thereby saving the Uchiha clan who now have way more political clout, or at the very least, are back to the clout that they had before?) Anko becomes an ANBU and she gets Crow and Aoba—because I will give up ANBU training buddies only when I’m dead—chooses to be ANBU Snake even though everyone is leery of that mask (like everyone is leery of the Fox mask)

… Or is that, maybe, too much of an offshoot/spinoff?

I mean, I always headcanon Mikoto has having been ANBU, though not usually Crow.

… BUT ALSO, in the Spider-verse there are multiples of the same person—with, obviously, Peter Parker being the most common Spiderman—so maybe just different versions of Shisui, Amano, and/or Sai and then the lone Shikako is the outlier? OR it could be that these are distinct Crows, but for the most part, each of them know who the other are—at least by reputation if nothing else—and the fact that no one has any idea who Shikako Nara is (or, bleakly, the ROOT brainwashed non-Shikako version of herself) is the Miles Morales-esque outlier part. SHE’S THE ANOMALY IN THE CROW-VERSE! (But instead of angry, its angsty O_O… or existential?)

Okay, okay, let’s get these Crows in their respective numbers according to the poem, I’m gonna do some logic puzzle nonsense:

Sorrow, Joy, Girl, Boy, Silver, Gold, Secret Never To Be Told

Obviously Shikako is a Secret Never Told. I feel like Uzume would be either Sorrow or Girl, meaning Amano would be the matching Joy or Boy because I want them to be complementary. Then Aoba, Mikoto, Shisui, Sai… let’s see… if Uzume is not Girl, then we could do Mikoto as Girl in a “young Mikoto becomes ANBU Crow because it’s the only way she can see any action because the Uchiha clan is being weirdly gross and misogynistic and are blocking her from taking any risky missions because they want her to marry Fugaku and have extremely powerful heirs with him” kind of way

And while not EXACTLY matching as nicely as Uzume and Amano, I feel like I could then explore my Aoba headcanon as a partial!Uchiha with Boy. And, boy, do I have a weirdly specific headcanon about partial!Uchiha Aoba stumbling into both the Crow summons (he reverse summoned himself!) and the Crow mask—both very Uchiha flavored inheritances—only after the Uchiha Massacre when he is an adult and 1) wouldn’t use the name, but also 2) wouldn’t be able to rub it in the face of the clan that rejected him and his non-Uchiha parent, especially if he was like… a bastard Uchiha child who was never claimed. ( @loveelemental and I had a discord brainstorming session about an Aoba centric fic in which his partial Uchiha heritage makes for a fascinating post-Jashin Sharingan activation, which is where we came up with a lot of details for this partial!Uchiha theory)

Which then leaves Silver and Gold for Shisui and Sai… which feels pretty good? I’d probably—because I’m biased—make Shisui Gold and Sai Silver because even if they are both (maybe) Uchiha, Shisui just FEELS more sun coded even though his Sharingan is “unbreakable genjutsu”, while Sai is moon coded (and also you can get into his brother Shin, the silver of his hair, the shine of moon on blades, and similes of second place and how even as Hikaku no one really wants him first and foremost the way that his brother Shin did T_T sad boy)

So I guess the fic would be these different ANBU Crows somehow interacting with each other, and honestly the easiest way to do this would be Crow!Shikako does a sort of seal space/pocket dimension/temporary mission team using the ANBU Crow mask as a cornerstone. An “I’ve gathered you all here because we all need to murder our respective Danzos, and together we can all help each other do that. Also, imagine the satisfaction of killing Danzo seven times… or more, if he already has Izanagi”

Another way is a more contemplative/abstract “echoes/ghosts of possible timelines” thing in which, again, the ANBU Crow mask is, like, a liminal space. But wearable. Haunted or cursed? And to make it even more angsty the echoes/ghosts only appear when you’re about to die… which, to be fair, ANBU, probably pretty often?

I guess what my brain is trying to do is more of a multi-versal Sense8 than an Into The Spider-verse thing… hm… I don’t hate it at all… it could be fun to puzzle out some more…

... I also realized, for all that I was very excited about your Shisui mention, I literally mentioned him the least, lolol

Anyway, I hope this makes sense and is interesting to you, damnsmartblueboxes :D

[officialkakagai]

[every-sasuke-uchiha]

[x-authorship-x]

Thoughts on Yamashiro Aoba?

It's nice to see a guy taking UV rays seriously :)

Can't unsee that he looks like a cross between an Uchiha and an aburame tho, which could be fun

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Yamato: That was so horrible, Aoba is never gonna talk to me again

Gai: It's not a big deal, Yamato. I've seen Kakashi’s dick, like, a million times

Yamato: You have? I mean...how?

Gai: We grew up together. Changing rooms, missions, penis fights...it just happens, and now we’re together.

Yamato: Why haven't I seen it?

Gai: Why do you want to see it?

Yamato: He's my best friend!

Gai: Again, why do you want to see it?

Yamato: What if senpai gets into an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured, and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? And I'm standing there and I'm saying, “Sorry, officer, I can't help you, because no, I haven't seen his penis.” And then boom, he's buried in an unmarked grave!

Gai: …

Gai: Again, why do you want to see it?

Yamato: We’re best friends!