progertamarketing

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

MC/Yuu/Summoner: I didn’t choose this adventure, it was forced upon me!

[ithseem]

Sirius: I don't understand why people hate The Human Centipede. It brings people together

[sleepytwilight]

Basically Sirius:

Sirius: Summoner don't love me.

Pollux: they confessed their feelings to you..-

Sirius: They're just confused.

Arcturus: They kissed you-

Sirius: it was just a joke.

Spica: They protected you.

Sirius: it was an accident.

Vega: They forgave your actions.

Sirius: Summoner just did it out of pity.

Alpheratz: Summoner legit slept with you.

Sirius: the feeling is mutual.

Summoner: WE GOT A FUCKING BABY-

Sirius: Platonic relationship is the finest

Seriously this man... *cry*

[diamondsmind-galaxy]

Micheal: "Look at my precious ex-brother and his brothers, aren't they adorable?"

Schedar: "They are adorable, and look at my cute Grandchild, Isn't he precious?"

Luci and Alpheratz: (scowling in th corner)

[starsspeaker]

I haven’t played ArTw for that long, but the character dynamics are peak friend group behaviour:

Summoner: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Pollux: Not if they consent to it.

Alpheratz: Depends on who your stabbing.

Arcturus: YES??!!?

[gloriaglorheart]

>:3

[pomegranateboba]

ArTw incorrect quotes (28)

Spica: you can’t hold a hamster when your hands are covered in glue!

Summoner: correction, you can’t DROP a hamster when your hands are covered in glue.

The hamster in question:

[honing-skills-for-the-end]

Hope: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

This is a long one btw, not like text long but visually long.

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Vega: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Spica: ... Your what?

Vega: My friends.

Alpheratz: Is he saying “friends”?

Pollux: I think he's being sarcastic.

Sirius: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Vega! All of your friends are in this room.

Vega: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks

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Hope: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Schedar: ...

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Hope: I CAN'T DO IT!

Pollux , laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Hope: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Arcky: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Hope:

Hope: I appreciate it,

Hope: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Alpheratz: Hope-

Hope: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Alpheratz: Hope we gotta-

Hope: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Hope: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Hope, motioning to Sirius: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Hope: I trust Sirius.

Spica: You think he knows what he's doing?

Hope: I wouldn't go that far.

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Arcky: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Hope: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Hope: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Sirius: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Hope: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Hope: Impossible burger? Please.

Hope: Through Christ, all things are possible.

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Pollux: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Hope, they’re perfect.

Hope: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

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Spica: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

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Pollux: Hope! I thought you were dead!

Hope: No, just in deep cover.

Pollux: ...But it was an open casket.

Hope: It was very deep.

[acewithwords]

Pollux: I have a great idea.

Rigel: No.

Spica: No.

Pollux: But-

Rigel: Last time you had a good idea the entire lab got set on fire.

Pollux: That was an accident! Plus it was Sirius' fault anyway.

Arcatus: Come on guys let's hear him out!

Pollux: Thank you Arcky! Anyway, I think we should have more support animals for the school.

Spica, having a mini crisis on whether to agree or not:

Rigel: Wha-

[lemme-just-oops]

Narrator: This is Mc. Mc loves personal space.

Pollux, hugging Mc:

Narrator: And this is Pollux. He also loves Mc's personal space.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Sirius: Bitches be like "I'm baby" when they've gone through horrific trauma or when they commit three felonies back-to-back.

Sirius: I'm "bitches"

[unknwnrm]

Spica: Alpheratz isn't answering our calls.

MC: I'll call

Pollux: Me and Arcturus have been trying six times each, what makes you think-

Alpheratz answering the phone: Hello MC?

[sleepytwilight]

Pollux: There's absolutely nothing can dent our impenetrable bond!

Summoner: I've been stealing cookies from your secret stash-

Pollux:

Pollux: you're dead to me

[annoying-shits-i-think-of]

It's the rich boy's birthday ! 🥳 Happy Birthday Alpheratz !!!! 🎊🥳🎆🎊

Alpheratz, going to the Committee room : "Ugh ! I finally shook off the old man ! Seriously ! Why is he so clingy tod-"

The others when he enters : "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALPHERATZ !" 🎉🎉🎉

Alpheratz : "... Oh. That's why."

Arcturus : "Look ! I make your favourite cannele !"

Pollux : "And after this, we're all going to your favourite restaurant ! It's the principal who will pay the bill !"

Mary : "Here's our gifts ! It's a pillow and a blanket !" *hands him the gifts*

Vega : "The clerk said they were really easy to clean so you can sleep outside with them."

Sirius : "Wow ! You four really get out your way. I'm just giving him a magical pen."

Spica : "..."

Alpheratz, thinking : "I want to go back home after school. Oh well. It's the old man who's paying."

Alpheratz : "Thanks. But why Spica isn't saying anything ?"

Mary : "Oh ! His present for you is to not nag you for a whole week. So we joked that he shouldn't speaking to you at all. I think he take it seriously."

Spica : *sighs*

Alpheratz : *fakely tears up* "That's the best present of my life."

Spica : *eye twitching*

[amber-of-tharaval]

🌷 𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗔 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗔𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥'𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧 🌷

Information + Headcanons :

Arcana Twilight MC: Amber

Incorrect Quotes :

Moodboards :

Personal Fics :

Fanart + More from others for Amber 🌷 :

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OCs LIST

Here are all my OCs so far (or, at least, the ones I've made for pre-existing media)

Twisted Wonderland

Yuu - tag: yuu (twisted wonderland)

PicrYuu

Things About Yuu OLD

Relationships with the cast (Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Scarabia - Pomefiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia) OLD

Post Isekai Stress Disorder

Incorrect quotes 1 2 3

Ask game (please ask!)

Face blindness

Yuu art

PicrYuus vs. Yuu art

Vegetarian

Character development (ask game #20)

Arcana Twilight

Sara - tag: sara (arcana twilight)

Summoner Picrews

Things About Sara OLD

Ask game (please ask!)

Post Isekai Stress Disorder

Relationships with the cast

Story

Incorrect quotes 1

Blood in Roses

Rory - tag: rory (blood in roses)

Rory x Evan

Full picture

Things About Rory

Robin - tag: robin (blood in roses)

Robin x Cedric

Full picture

Obey Me! One Master to Rule Them All Obey Me! Nightbringer

Obey Me! OCs introduction

Sara - tag: sara (obey me!)

Introduction

Things About Sara

Crossovers

Three Dimension Exchange Q&A (blog event closed!)

Sandwiches (all OCs)

Class of the Titans

Olivia - tag: olivia (class of the titans)

Profile

First look

Olivia canon???