overheardbyvarioustherapists
Overheard by Various Therapists
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Jade: you're voluntarily working in customer service? Do you have a humiliation kink or something?
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Floyd: That Head & Shoulders Cool Menthol really hits the spot.
Yuu: Why did you drink my shampoo in the first place?
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Idia: Owning an NFT is just a really lame and expensive way of saying dibs.
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Kalim: A hollow tummy makes for hollow thoughts, you see.
Kalim: Why don't you join us for a banquet?
Beelzebub: Really?
Jamil, internally: FUCK!
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Vil: You possess the common sense of a gecko drunk on berry wine.
Deuce: That's probably the fanciest way I've been insulted in my entire life.
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Fenn: Live your life as your ancestors are looking down on you in disgust.
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MC, after a long day keeping the brothers in line: I'm too mentally unwell for this shit.
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Diavolo: Welcome to the cap store. We have baseball caps, bucket caps, capsized canoes, and sun caps for when you tell lies too close to the sun.
Leviathan:
Leviathan: Lord Diavolo really out here giving fanfiction commenters a run for their money.
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MC: If you're ugly AND mean, please for the love of God, or whoever you worship, have mercy on yourself.
Asmodeus: I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Lance: What a week, huh?
Hawke: Lance, it's Wednesday.
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Raphael: Are you sure you should be giving this to me? As much as I like Solomon's cooking, he did make these cookies especially for you.
MC: Please, I INSIST.
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Ortho: I think I just saw the smallest living baby…. They were like 3 iPhones long 1 iPhone wide.
Idia: Which model?
Ortho: iPhone 6 with a case on it.
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Mammon: What do you call an insect that always begs for things?
Leviathan: You?
Mammon:
Mammon: It's a "centi-PLEAD"
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Ace: What do you call a driver that doesn't need a licence?
Riddle: You don't seem to need a licence to drive me crazy.
Ace:
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MC: Jasper looks like a smooth operator.
Violet: I think you meant to say "smooth criminal".
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Luke: Once MC thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.
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Kalim: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Ruggie: I’m an ‘I’m not paying 7 madol for a Netflix subscription’ pirate.
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