overheardbyvarioustherapists

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Sebastian: Jean was never a woman. Mitsuki: That's an interesting way to say he's trans.

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Arcturus: You’re as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your skin… I know what you are. Vega: Say it. Arcturus, whispering: Iron deficient.

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Spica: I’m sorry but I'm gonna have to ban you from performing on open mic nights. Sirius: Why? Spica: Your comedy pisses people off, Sirius. Every time you perform, shit goes down.

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Summoner: If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt’s a cunt! Summoner: I have that embroidered on a tea towel at home. Spica: Spica: I think I need one of those for myself.

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Floyd: I think it would be like really awesome if scientists could genetically engineer a species of manatee to be like the size of goldfish, so I could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH! TINY MANATEE! Jade: What about Riddle? Floyd: He gets a new friend in that case!

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Yuu, when Crowley suggests something stupid: Piss off, you Temu Albus Dumbledore. Crowely: Crowley: What does "Temu Albus Dumbledore" mean? Crewel: I don't know, but the pup is most likely right to say that, as that idea objectively horrendous.

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MC: [Falls through the ceiling] Haku: Hi, MC. MC: Hi, Haku. MC: That hurt.

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Emma: So, on a scale of one to Clavis' cooking, how cooked am I? Sariel: Two of Clavis' homemade dishes. Emma, internally: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

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Vil: What do you have there, Ortho? Ortho, Smiling: A KNIFE! Vil, frantically chasing Ortho: NO-

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Ortho: It may be best to confront these issues at the source with those people. Have you considered a death ray as an option? Ace: EXCUSE YOU?! Yuu, hearing the conversation and walking into the room: Good Idea!

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Kalim: "Lightning never strikes in the same place twice." Ortho: "Idia's been struck twice." Idia: "Both times on my birthday!"

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Kyklos: Did you plan this too, MC?! TELL ME!! MC: Why are you even asking? I set a trap and you walked right into it! All of this went down like clockwork! Kyklos: [angry hollering] MC, internally: I just got lucky but thinking I outsmarted him will drive him nuts!

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Skully: Better use science to see if they’re dead. Skully: [kicks corpse] Skully: Yup. They’re dead

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Ace: Are you going to eat that cherry? I'll take it. Deuce: Go ahead. Ace: Thanks. *takes the cherry and starts eating/licking it* Ace: licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic Deuce:

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Lucifer: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? MC: I can't knock some sense into you without getting closer. Lucifer: Then come as close as you like!

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Leo: I do have feelings— I merely refrain from expressing them at the drop of a hat.

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MC: Guy, just because you have the emotional range of a bent teaspoon doesn't mean we all do.