#ash does shit

[lazylittledragon]

i am losing my entire shit right now, this single panel caused a nuclear disaster in my ig comments when someone said "halsin just saying 'astarion's partner' instead of his name feels icky"

which is such a fucking reach by itself but descended into this in about 5 seconds

[witchlingcirce]

I think the funniest thing to me about the “Kit and Ash will fight for the faerie throne” discussion is that Kit is most likely to be like “yoooo it’s all yours man” to ash 😭

[rudjedet]

Tumblr: Alien is a movie about a woman and her cat who keeps telling people not to do stupid shit or they'll die, but then they do the stupid shit anyway and die. Me, finally having watched Alien: lmao so that was false advertising.

[reanimatedguts]

how could this guy i’ve been talking to ask me something like this???

why would you pit these queens against each other like that??

[chasmcritter-art]

caragan de vesphire! my mc from crown of ashes and flames

babbling about them below the cut

they started as a self insert but immediately morphed into something else lol they kept a lot of my usual self insert stuff but yeah uh

pierced all over and two tattoos! one is an option from the game itself, a snake around their thigh but i also wanted to do something written on their arm

edit: also an ankle tattoo now. a teapot with a moon on it, referencing the lil tea parties they had with alistair and their conversations about getting matching tattoos one day. alistair's would have had a star instead of a moon, but it would have been the same

never knew what til i realized, just a couple days ago, the line "no amount of self-sought fury will bring back the glory of innocence" from the song take me back to eden was. super fitting

also trying to figure out clothes was so hard?? while reading, i've only ever pictured them all dressed up or armored, so i sat staring at the rosea pinterest thing for like an hour

anyway!! they spend a lot of time climbing things they shouldn't. especially considering how clumsy they are. honestly, this scene was prolly like... 5 seconds away from them falling out of the tree and laughing about it for like 20 mins

also to be clear, they do try to dress properly when they have Responsibilities To Take Care Of but as soon as they get free time, they strip down as much as they can cause they hate being hot and they're basically a person shaped radiator

uhhh i think that's all i wanted to babble about

[cut-aare]

Banana fish brainrotters rise!!!

[oh-no-its-bird]

I think a 'surviving as a maid' oneshot where Ash and the queen run away together would cure my depression actually

Same for a fic just about Mio and archmage Ciel interacting in literally any way tbh bc what the fuck the author really thought they could pull a "and there was only one bed" and just have us (the readers) let that slide???? Bitch I see you and I'm so here for it— honestly both from the casual familialness of it and potential shipping. I adore both possible angles of this dynamic

Mio, Ash and archmage Ciel as a dysfunctional little family / maybe throuple (but also it's incredibly unclear what's even happening there) is so compelling to me I'm sorry I'm fully checked out of like all other ships bc that dynamic is so interesting in literally all directions

Rolling it back to Ash and the Queen too, they have such good chemistry and I adore every scene they share together. The Queen has such this like gentle, elegant, tragic air to her that you can just tangible feel. The way I lose my fucking mind whenever Ash gets any real emotion out of her, just, ag. I love them. Fuck.

I can not find a single fic for this webtoon and this saddens me deeply. I think I need to fix this fact immediatley tbh

[shouldhavebeenpersephone]

griddlehark couple's shirts but harrow's says virginity rocks and gideon's says rocks virginity is that anything

[bluemeetgrey]

I literally need to write more about this amateur hockey player Kit and professional figure skater Ty AU before it eats my brain alive!

P.S.: All of this is subject to change if it ever makes it to AO3, so don’t sue me.

   •   Magnus was absolutely not prepared for the level of chaos that erupts when a group of teenage boys is handed metal sticks and told to chase a spinny little disc across a frozen floor.

   •   Ash was signed up by social services after his complete lack of communication skills and social awareness led to six fights in the six months since he transferred to his new school. That’s one brawl per month—seasonal, almost.

   •   During their very first practice, Kit—who had never so much as looked at a pair of ice skates before today—decided to attempt one of the professional figure skating moves he saw Ty do in competition. Bold of him, really.

   •   As the blades of his skates slid backward with a concerning amount of momentum, Kit’s body went full dramatic slow-mo fall while he attempted to catch himself like Magnus had literally just taught them five minutes ago.

   •   At that exact moment, Ash swung his new hockey stick like he was auditioning for the next John Wick sequel, and accidentally connected with Kit’s lower back, speeding up the fall like a slapstick punchline.

   •   Desperate to save his face from getting personally acquainted with the ice, Kit grabbed the back of Cameron’s shirt on his way down.

   •   Cameron, who was also wielding a hockey stick, had to toss it to the ground like a live grenade to cushion the impact of Kit crashing into him.

   •   Said hockey stick then slid—unceremoniously—across the rink and straight in front of Jaime, the only one in the group who had even a modest amount of skating experience and was just trying to vibe and do loops.

   •   The end result? A five-week suspension from the ice, courtesy of Diana (the absolutely done owner of the skating rink), four phone calls to parents or guardians, three injured athletes, two ambulances (because Kit needed a stretcher), and—no, not a partridge in a pear tree—just one very disgruntled Magnus questioning his life choices all the way up to the present day.

   •   Their first game? Against a local junior hockey league team made up of eighth graders whose season had just been canceled after their sponsor—the local ice cream shop—was shut down for hygiene violations. A cursed matchup, really.

   •   Unsurprisingly, Kit’s team lost. Badly.

   •   One of the main reasons? Jaime was a terrible goalie who spent most of the game staring at the other team’s mascot because the guy in the bear suit looked suspiciously like someone he hooked up with last month.

   •   Livvy, of course, invited her entire extended family to cheer them on because none of the boys’ parents could make it. And someone had to witness this trainwreck.

   •   Ty and Drew spent over half the game arguing about whether it was ethically sound for 15-year-olds to be competing against 13-year-olds.

   •   This disagreement escalated into a Skittle fight.

   •   Which ended with Ty getting bitten by a three-year-old who was trying to catch Skittles as they rained down from the sky like fruity shrapnel.

[prismagpie]

WHERE: maiden alley cinema WHEN: 21st august WHO: anyone! ( @anchoragestarters ) CAP: fully capped, no longer accepting replies!

If there was one thing that Ash Yoon didn't like (and this should come with the understanding that there were in fact a great many things that he didn't like and he was frequently glad to tell people so but also that this was something he particulated hated), it was the feeling of being watched. Growing up, nothing had been drilled into him by his father with more vigilance than the idea that he needed to avoid suveillance at all cost and now there was this thing in his apartment, just staring at him. Maybe he needed to stop personifying it. Not important. What matters was that he'd returned to the apartment complex with full intentions of marching into his apartment and falling face first into his couch. However, before he could even get to the elevator, he'd overheard chitchat in the hallway about a certain clap-operated surveillance system failing, complete with rumours that a few residents had been locked in their apartments. His response to this news had been a simple, internal, 'fuck this, I'm not dealing with this' and a quick heel turn back out the door.

"Y'know what? Fuck Clappy," said Ash, speaking aloud for all to hear, as he dropped to a low squat in the middle of the cinema's lobby and tore open a box of Milk Duds. Don't ask when or how he got those. (The trick to swiping stuff was to pretend you always had it.) Some might call this an outburst but he was more than happy to have his feelings be known. "I hope Clappy dies."

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

... there are people who think Noel is a "yandere" for Claire? Noel?? Noel Levine???

he is in this mess because he cannot bring himself to hurt a single hair on anyone's head despite the fact that he knows they are going to murder the one he loves the most. he refuses to hurt anyone, even though it could be argued that at some points, he would be well within his right to.

yes, he is obsessed with saving Claire. yes, he has looped time thousands and thousands of times just with that aim. but... even though he is very likely romantically interested in her, he hasn't ever tried to pursue her. he isn't after her love, affection or attention. what he is desperate for, slowly killing himself for, is a way for her to escape with her life.

Noel just doesn't want to see Claire... you know, dead. and he has made it very clear that as long as she is alive, it doesn't matter to him whether it's with or without him.

does "yes, i'm not your prince, but your magician... make that dream come true with someone else one day." mean nothing?

Noel is one of the most respectful and selfless characters in the game, if not the most. he is the absolute furthest thing from that horrific trope. his love and pure devotion to Claire is very sweet and also very tragic.

[zaynes-left-chesticle]

Just played Akinator on my Alexa tonight, and she obviously narrowed it down to L&DS after I answered "yes" to " Is your character from a mobile game" and "does your character have powers?"... But then she just went down the line:

A: Is your character linked with ice?

Me: "no"

A: Is your character white haired?

Me: "no"

A: Is your character a painter?

Me: "no"

4. Does your character fight with a sword?

Me: *sigh* "no...."

A: Is your character dead?

Me: 😳..... Yes?

A: You're thinking of Caleb, am I right?

NO HE'S NOT 🤣

[cannimumsable]

it's honestly so hard to explain that you care for someone you like without using the words love

[sieglinde-freud]

anyways one thing about me in every run of houses or hopes i play, i cannot kill ashe. its a rule i set for myself in 2019 because at the time, he was my little blorbo bingus fav whatever the hell and even if hes not my SUPER fav anymore, i take him everywhere with me like im a small child with a worn stuffed animal. this works out ok in houses, but everytime i play hopes i save him and my god he sounds like he’d be better off dead. every time i chat with the guy hes like “oh god im a traitor i hate myself dimitri should kill me dead and spit on my grave oh god now ingrids dead and its my fault (he didnt come to that battle)” like BUDDY… im sorry 😭😭😭😭

[lunarrolls]

i’m. a little bit wrecked over ashton in episode 78 y’all. i’m a little sad. just a little . i just. damn.

they hurt themself really fucking badly. and they could have killed their friends chasing something that was never theirs, chasing a reality that never was, that they never actually wanted in the first place. all because he was just fucking wrong about something. they just—they made a mistake. and it was the worst possible mistake they could have made. and i’m just thinking about how awful that is, to realize how little you actually value your own life in the middle of a crater you made with your own body because you just died and reformed and all you can think is how much you would have deserved to stay dead, to hurt forever, for the fact that the people before you were cruel and horrible and you mirrored them without a second thought in a matter of days.

like that’s so fucked dude. how do you rebuild a self esteem you never had after doing something so monumentally wrong. you stop using that false bravado because it won’t do you any good anymore, now that they all know how weak you are. how do you start caring about yourself when there’s so much to loathe, so much to make up for, so much to apologize for. that’s fucking terrible. how is he literally ever gonna trust himself again? trust his own judgement? trust what he wants? the last time he wanted something that badly it killed him and nearly broke his friends. like holy shit. how do you. how. how?

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

I love seeing children's books narrowly avoid using swears