#ashton marten

[kasumikoujou]

[epebe]

mascot-tober day 14

Ashton Marten's mascot!

[vtuberconfessions]

The Vtuber of the Day is Ashton Marten! She is a race queen! She streams on Twitch in English as an indie.

[hkvideo]

[VHS] Jazzercise - Ashton Marten (playable)

[sisyphysaches]

Lance stroll being fastest during practice?? Not as unlikely as you'd of thought

[thewilliamambervein]

[fuwasumi]

[suzunichan]

Racing queen Ashton Marten!!

[destiel-confession-news]

i know like, 3 things about formula 1 and this post includes 2 of them

[theborealyoako]

Furry ashton

commission For Ashton Marten

[soreeeeyu]

Vtuber design "Ashton Marten"

Twitter▶︎▶︎ @furraridriver

🐁🍒🏁

[lovebombs4life]

3. “It’s always been you, and it will always be you. Please never forget that.” and 6. “You’re the reason why I believe in love, you know?” with Luke proposing 🥺🥺🥺

love of my life - l.r.h.

requested: yes! this is so freaking cute dude thank you for the request!!

a/n: i started writing this when i was in math class and then it didn’t save at all so i have to start from scratch 🤩 also, keep sending in requests!

cw: none. super fluffy :)

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to say that luke was acting weird lately was an understatement. he had been hanging out with the boys a lot, especially michael. i had no issue with that, but he would stay there late into the night, and when he got home he would pull me close and whisper sweet nothings to me as i fell asleep.

he’d also been waking up to make me breakfast, and bring it to me in bed. it may seem like i’m complaining, but knowing who luke is, he never wakes up early. i’m always up before him, not the other way around.

luke has left the house today about an hour after i started working. i worked from home, and the lucky part about that is if i got done early, i could clock out. i had already known i was going to be done early, as i had worked extra yesterday.

this weekend was my first weekend off in a while, and i had gotten a schedule change so that i didn’t have to work weekends anymore. i had shut down my computer, stretching as i stood up. i walked to luke and i’s shared bedroom, finding a beautiful pale blue dress laying on the bed, with a note sat on top of it. i gasped at the sight, picking up the note.

i opened it to see luke’s handwriting scrawled on the page.

y/n, i knew you’d be getting off work early today. put on the dress and head to the bathroom to get ready, and where your next note will be.

love, luke

i smiled at his written words, quickly undressing before slipping on the dress. i took my hair down, walking into the bathroom. his next note was taped to the mirror. it read that once i’m done getting ready, grab my keys and head to michael’s home.

i grabbed my eyeliner and mascara, carefully doing my makeup, as to not mess it up. i brushed out my hair, curling it slightly. i slid on a pair of socks, slipping on my doc martens.

i grabbed my keys off the counter, locking the door as i left the house. once i got to my car, i started getting nervous. i didn’t know what luke had planned, and i didn’t know what to expect.

i arrived to michael’s house, not seeing a car in sight. i knit my eyebrows together in confusion, but brushed it off. i walked to the front door, knocking. no answer. i tried again, ultimately deciding to try and open the door. it swung open with easy, introducing me to the darkness in the house.

there were candles trailed across the floor, slightly illuminating the way. i admired the rose petals on the floor, giggling at the cheesiness. the trail ended at the glass sliding door, leading my back outside. i pulled it open, seeing a small table set up to my right side.

luke was stood there, waiting for me. i smiled at him, getting closer to him. he pulled me into a hug, giving me a soft kiss. “you look gorgeous, y/n.” he complimented.

i looked down, blushing. “thank you, lu. you look handsome yourself.” i giggled as he pulled my chair out for me. i sat down, watching him sit across from me.

suddenly calum and ash walked out from the house, carrying a plate and a bottle of wine. i laughed at them, seeing them dressed as waiters. they said hello, pouring both of us wine.

ashton set the plates down infront of us. i gasped to see my favorite food in front of me. the boys went back inside, leaving luke and i alone once more.

“is this why you’ve been at michael’s house so much?” i laughed at him. he nodded, smiling.

“d’you like it?” he asked, worried it was too much.

“it’s wonderful, luke.” i said, digging into my plate. we ate together, talking about what we’ve been up to. luke told me about new music him and the others have been writing and producing.

i went on about my work, glad i didn’t have to work weekends anymore. once we finished eating, calum returned to take our plates away.

“what’s all this for, luke?” i asked, still unsure of what he had planned. he just smiled, standing up and grabbing my hand. he walked me over to the small gazebo in michael’s backyard, holding me close. soft music started playing as he spun me around.

“can’t appreciate my beautiful girl?” he asked. i smiled up at him.

“i’m not complaining, just wondering.” i said, pressing my head to his chest. he placed his head atop mine, still swaying to the soft music.

he pulled back from me, holding onto my hands. “y/n, you’re the reason i believe in love, yknow?” he asked. i blushed, my heart fluttering.

“since i’ve met you, i always knew that you’re the one for me. it’s always been you, and it always will be you. the way your eyes light up when you’re excited, and your soft smile, it pulled me in, and i felt like i was intoxicated.

i’ve always held you close to my heart, and i always will. even when we’re a million miles apart, or when i’m on stage, you’re always on my mind. i’ve spent the last two weeks planning all of this, making sure it’s perfect. even now, i’m worried it’s not enough, or that it’s too much.

y/f/n, i want to spend the rest of my life with you. you’re the love of my life,” he spoke, getting down on his knee. i gasped, feeling my heart pounding. my eyes pricked with tears, not believing what i was seeing.

he shoved his hand in his pocket, pulling out a small black box, opening it.

“will you marry me?” he asked. i nodded my head aggressively. “yes, luke, god yes. you’re perfect.” i said. his smile widened, sliding the ring onto my finger. he stood up, pulling me in and kissing me. he held my face, stroking my cheek.

it felt like we were the only two people in the world, and that we were spinning around. as we pulled away, i came back to reality, hearing claps and cheering. i turned my head, laughing as i saw all our friends standing there.

luke spun me around, holding me close as we walked to our friends to celebrate.

today was the start of forever with the most perfect man ever. he was the love of my life.

[kasumikoujou]

hey sumi!!!!!!! i saw that u take inspo from rourow and md artists in general (like me)!!! so i wanted to lend u this very useful spreadsheet i found on md's reddit a while back that lists most, if not all of the artists n their socials!!!!!! i hope it helps :D

thank you & i hope this also helps anyone else looking for referencing material

for myself i mostly just go by rourow's lineworks and use of textures because i like it most compared to the rest of the md artists, but if anyone else is looking for general md material i did take a peek at the spreadsheet and its very neatly put together !

for myself my largest inspo of all time is /still/ onono imoko [@ _himehajime on twt] (also in the spreadsheet for the dohna dohna cover as he is that games artist) and i do also try to not go that close in how rourow draws more chibified or exaggerated proportions at times; other md artists also tend to make the proportions far more towards chibi or exaggerated & theres nothing wrong in that but i prefer anatomy being somewhere closer to soreyu's works & compositions, but with rourow's flair (if that makes sense; soreyu's [@ ywyw_MNTL on twt] also made one art for md and is on that spreadsheet but for the unknowing i am referring to ashton marten's design & vtuber mama !)

i also tend to ref works from akiyama enma [@ akiyamabc on both here and twt] because i love how soft and pastely her works look & love the fashion as well... plus i love her ongoing manga rn 'noa is my senpai and friend' !! noa is. so me. to worrying degrees. 😭 and i have to draw noa !!!!!

[allsassnoclass]

I would absolutely love an explanation for the playlist if you're up for it. I just had a look through it and it looks amazing, I can't wait to listen!! <3

alrighty!!!!

for reference, the playlist in question.

under the cut because it got a little long :)

First of all, some of these songs come from THIS playlist compiled by Maggie @calumsclifford over the years. Some of the explanations are things that we talked about when I first suggested these songs for her playlist back in the day.

1. Growing Pains by Neck Deep: THE mashton song to me!!!! this is my favorite Neck Deep song and I love the loud uninhibited guitar and drums in the original version (although my favorite version is the acoustic Dr. Martens performance). The steady support in "Don't bear the weight of the world on your shoulders/It's not too heavy/ I'll break my back so you can feel like someone's on your side" is very mashton, especially when reflecting on the manner in which they both opened up about their mental health back in the day. ashton didn't start opening up about his own mental health until after michael was getting a lot of attention for saying he went to therapy and it was getting overwhelming. maggie and i theorized that ashton starting to talk about his own was a way to help michael by shouldering part of the advocacy burden and taking some of that pressure and attention from him. then the lines "They don't know what we share in the briefest of moments/ I'm head over heels for the smallest components/ That light in your eye or that look on your face/ Secure in the fact that we both know our place" also feels SO Them, because I do think that their dynamic is pretty understated and played down publicly. They don't really ever "perform" their friendship, and because it's one of the more subtle ones that means that a lot of their dynamic is kind of passed by and overlooked, but they're both secure in it. And then, of course, the emphasis on music in these lyrics :)

2. Summertime by My Chemical Romance: you can run away with me any time you like :) michael and ashton both had BIG "gotta get out of this town" energy at the beginning, which is partly why they became the battery that was so instrumental in driving the band forward in the early days. they both risked a lot on the conviction that the band could be successful and they wouldn't be stuck in dead end jobs in their hometown, so songs about running away with another person make me think of them.

3. Don't Give Up On Me by Andy Grammer: "I will fight for you" with how protective they are of each other and always willing to defend, the idea of not giving up reflected in their relentless drive within the band and their music!

4. King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men: yeah just read maggie's and my explanation here

5. War Cry by The National Parks: the loyalty! the protectiveness! they will stay by each other's side!

6. Garden Song by Phoebe Bridgers: this one is mostly vibes but i like the idea of imperfect growth for both of them

7. Fix You by Coldplay: the gentle but all-encompassing support <3

8. Undeniable You by Jukebox the Ghost: okay i'll be honest this is mostly because i wrote a fic at maggie's behest (can you tell that maggie was instrumental to my understanding of mashton back in the day)

9. The Party by Maisie Peters: okay! way back in the day (years ago at this point!) I had a conversation with @clumsyclifford about whether this was a malum or a mashton song. Mashton won out for a few reasons! The line "I'll take your chaos and your crooked in a heartbeat" feels very mashton, with that sort of unconditional acceptance that they have, but the lyrics also imply that they seem like an odd couple to outsiders, which i think is reflected in where mashton ranks in popularity in the fandom. I am also a HUGE sucker for the idea that mashton feels like they've known each other since childhood. It's one of my favorite ways of portraying how comfortable they are with each other in my writing (I know there's a line in Puzzle Pieces that references that), and with the history that luke/michael/calum have, I like to think that Ashton doesn't feel any different even though he came around a few years later. The line "People ask how long have I loved you, no comment/ 'Cause probably since I was seven and you were eight/ We didn't know each other, but baby, it was fate" is SUCH a mashton line to me because of it

10. Small Hands by Radical Face: bruh just read these lyrics they make me want to stare at the ceiling and maybe cry. the support! the love! the conviction that they will get through this and that the narrator is here for whatever the subject needs! "And if you wind up in the dark again/ Just turn and call my name/ And if the fire in your chest goes out/ Well I'll hold you all the same/ And if you need to take this out on me/ Well you know I won't complain"

11. peace by Taylor Swift: this is one of those "imperfect love" songs that i like. even so, there's the unending loyalty in this one, and the lines "All these people think love's for show/ But I would die for you in secret" definitely support the idea i talked about earlier with how a lot of their relationship is understated and private. folklore in general is also a mashton album though

12. Honeybee by The Head and the Heart: big "you're my person despite our hardships" energy that i love

13. For Me, It's You by Train: honestly? i just wanted to include a train song. i like the way that so many train songs are kind of casual love? understated? the way that this is sung is so relaxed, almost lazy, and yet you have the immensely touching "for me, it's you" sentiment. i like to think that's mashton's vibe

14. The Edge of Tonight by All Time Low: i love the idea that they find solace in each other and that they act as emotional anchors!!! the idea of keeping each other safe!!!!

15. Float by HARBOUR: "Understated, overwhelming/ Life is always best when you're around" their dynamic is understated but that doesn't mean it isn't profound!!!! the safety of being able to step off the ledge with each other and trusting that you'll float instead of fall!

16. Floral & Fading by Pierce the Veil: okay full discretion part of the reason this one is on the list is because it's on a fic playlist for a mashton series i'm working on. also though, the idea of running away together! i'm sure you can tell some kind of big touchstone ideas i have about mashton from these song selections and what parts i point out lol

17. Favorite Place by All Time Low ft. The Band Camino: another person being a refuge! another person who is fiery and can't be tamed but that you can still love and be loved by! also "you're everything I love about/ The things I hate in me" giving big "opposite ends of the battery" energy with the idea that they're so similar but seeing those traits in a different person completely flips your view to the opposite.

18. Come to Me by The Goo Goo Dolls: i just wanted a goo goo dolls one :) but also! once again! the idea of a safe place in another person! physically coming together!

19. My Kind by Alessia Cara: a lot of my justification of this one is the line "Really wish I knew you sooner than my 20s" with that idea that mashton feels like they met as kids and wishes that they had. there's also so much about nostalgia and growing up in this song, and we know that they had their growing pains and got to experience those moments with each other and have grown into very unique and distinct individuals. the chorus is also very much them as individuals, and the lines "I wish somebody would've told me I'd be here now/ 'Cause this kind of life is one to sing about" definitely feels like them looking back at where they came from and where they ended up. i love the optimism of older mashton. (i love the optimism of all older 5sos, i love that despite their challenges and pressures they all seem to be absolutely thriving and happy)

20. It Won't Be Like This Forever by Neck Deep: I wanted to bookend the playlist with Neck Deep and this one is a great, optimistic look on their journey together! The equal reassurance that things will get better! The way that mashton constantly raises each other up!

BONUS CONTENT:

"One Day Robots Will Cry" by Cobra Starship is also a mashton song to me. i have no way to justify it other than the color purple. maybe one day i'll write a fic. idk. this song did not fit on the playlist but it can be a bonus track

I will also say that Bank on the Funeral by Matt Maeson is a mashton album to me. again, no justification

[theepsteinlist]

"epstein" client lists

florida/LA:

ring leaders:

epstein and gf

r. kelly

jay-z

michael jackson

michael vick

donald trump

perps/victims: (i.e. their victims who joined the criminal conspiracy)

kelsey mayfield

megan thee stallion

beyonce knowles

targets:  pretty runaway rich girls who wanna be ~bad girls~ for a weekend and ~seduce an older man~

epstein was known locally to strippers as mr. brown

nazi blood diamond money laundering:

doc martens

chanel

wal-mart

chick-fil-a

james avery

dr pepper/snapple/green mountain/keurig

walgreens

hp

siemens

whatsapp

mcafee

doordash

uber

ubereats

hobby lobby

mcdonald's

coca-cola

american eagle

nazi pedophile blood money (m)/(b)illionaires:

robert a. eckert

sheila a. penrose

john w. rogers jr

miles d. white

richard childress

jen foyle

truett cathy

david green

meg whitman

john mcafee

alice walton

brian kelley

travis kalanick

mark zuckerberg

tony xu

texas:

new braunfels: ring leaders:

amy allen

sam allen

lori hines

donna simpson

targets: high school kids who just wanna ~have fun~ and ~have a safe environment to drink in~ because "there were adults present so it's safe"

perps:

sergio zamora

bryce parrock

chris allen

travis allen

clayton mott

curtis kostan

travis kostan

calvin hoffman

ashton henderson

hannah jeroswhatever jerosezswki

lisa pickens

rachael lee muschalek

courtney cashion

taylor davis

raelynn haggerty

adam sheldon

devin kelley

zach rhoades

ryan walker

taylor akins

samantha rich

stephanie gawlik

charlie miffleton

chris tysdal

ross johnson

reed edwards

paige beyer

landre nattinger

aubrie iverson

andrew shafer

matt durbin

spencer jergins

clint whitley

tim word

chad laborde

chez council

"victims"? (participants with a wide spectrum of consent that were nonetheless assaulted/exploited)

maggie osborne

esmerelda ??? (zapatos?)

liz perez

autumn reno

angel ??? (bustos?)

destiney sheldon

katie turpin

kiki grossman

lauren laborde

lindsay smith

stephen lupton

landre nattinger

ashton henderson

hannah jerosewzski

kkk:

ring leaders:

david duke

greg abbott

ken paxton

vance lesseig

walton family

taylor swift

david green

perps:

james reno

edwin braun

marisol padilla

chuck kirchhof

tom muschalek

dunno mr. zeitler's name

aforementioned men's wives

oakwood baptist church of new braunfels

community bible church of new braunfels

vance langley

coach schmidt

coach mclean

mrs. lindsay

ms. pradervand

mr. baker

mr. trollinger

mr. ??? (other NBHS short term criminal justice teacher in 2009)

officer broussard

shelby lesseig

rachael lee muschalek

kelsey mayfield

henry desroches

thomas neupert

michael brennan

mark hardiman

dr. hardiman

sam allen

judge and mrs. gray

targets: young teenagers that were ~special~, i.e. identified by the duke talent program

victims:

sam coronado

samantha allen

mitchell ridsdale

aaron criddle

ben turrubiates

akash motani

faizal khan

sterling demasters

zach mares

ethan poulter

jordan thiem

edward stockwell

anthony castilleja

charles tandy

jonathan dockall

emily brandon

lauren knipe

heather brown

josh burlison

the trix family

the piranha family

gavon payne

emma roddy

alison kim

sarah perrilloux

amanda and mary pike

sarah stiponavich

stephen phipps

allie alcala

jeremy priest

jackson faires

alex mott

marco martinez

brandon anderson

scott antoine

amber antoine

star hernandez

jessica atwell

rylee young

jamie hand

suzanne stricker

emily langendorff

olivia langley

taylor francis

ana castro

maria chavez

tanner brewer

katie ha

zach parrish

anthony tran

kylie blair

cullen nisson

ranger wallace

taylor mares

kathryne mares

jayme zigler

evan zigler

gracie payne

ellie payne

manuel deleon

the dione triplets

justin and taylor schwarz

araceli ayala

jamie bell

cassie barrett

jordan d'eri

rachel jones

andrew bryant

michael trombold

stephanie bryant

ashley bryant

daniel schroeder

kirsten schroeder

alexandria ingram

julianna pappalas

kindell hardin

edward yu

alexis lewis

katherine davis

ana ??? (katherine's girlfriend, texas a&m track team 2013)

ajay patel

james lamon

emily lamon

dionne diaz

mirea ayala

katelyn warner

kirby fisher

kyle fisher

tyler rougeux

kyle rougeux

josh chappell

kyle chappell

jaimee chapell

emily chappell

tyler mcdonald

marissa maddon

john maddon

tessa loge

eden bonneville

jack rhodes

andrew romero

lauren laborde

sarah laborde

stephenea sotcheff

sophia sotcheff

david mis

britton ware

will stapleton

canaan hoffman

caitie hoffman

sarah kreuger

ben jacks

ben triesch

gabe ramos

gene jacobson

aj jerosewszki

daniel phipps

daniel schumacher

eric stiebing

stephen rapp

maisha rumman

shradha thakur

vamsi vishnubhotla

michael carl

lindsay smith

lindsey kubena

samantha partida

steven partida

victoria rich

jennifer koepp

jenniffer flores

anne manzano

elizabeth villarreal

denise ortiz

kevin korpi

brad arnold

ed gonazles

david eckert

felicia curtis

trent wenzel

coach woodall

coach kilford

mrs. bock

mrs. lopez

ms. wetz

ms. caldwell

ms. biggs

mrs. thompson

oldest batey girl

oldest gorski girl

any other teenagers in central texas that have died in car crashes since 1980 or so

bharadwadj tanikella

hayley gray

colby callahan

austin milam

heath burley

california:

los angeles:

ring leader: grayson bauer

targets: young runaway artist girls

perps:

harvey weinstein

bill cosby

jack antonoff

dr. luke

jay-z

beyonce knowles

travis scott

drake

janelle monae

megan thee stallion

erykah badu

mark oliver everett

metallica

marina diamandis

breandan urie

lorde

victims: (ranging from financial abuse to outright sex trafficking)

grimes

ellie goulding

rina sawayama

billie eilish

shakira

avril lavigne

amy lee

ky voss

poppy

christine and the queens

cupcakke

K.I.D

la roux

kreayshawn

chloe chaidez

tove styrke

tove lo

bebe rexha 

ximena sarinana

angel haze

azaelia banks

ashnikko

colbie caillat

charli xcx

kim petras

kacey musgraves

mia rodriguez

melanie martinez

jazmin bean

ivy levan

iggy azaelia

alice glass

cardi b

nicki minaj

hana

tatu

boa

charlotte sometimes

meiko

lana del rey

borns

mo

sky ferreira

florence and the machine

sarah jaffe

alex winston

jessica hernandez

tegan and sara

caitlin rose

LP

ralph

alice merton

miguel

hailey williams

emily king

rett madison

king mala

leikeli47

princess nokia

post malone

k.flay

sirah

sir babygirl

caroline polachek

yaeji

moses sumney

glasser

king princess

dorian electra

lil nas x

slayyyter

phoebe bridgers

harry styles

alicia keys

lil mariko

carrie underwood

kelly clarkson

mount moriah

zz ward

miranda lambert

the chicks

beyonce

frank ocean

chance the rapper

kesha

MNDR

ariana grande

britney spears

christina aguilera

alessia cara

mac demarco

ghost

juanes

weezer

sam fender

jason isbell

mexican institute of sound

la perla

gera mx

royal blood

st. vincent

white reaper

YB

biffy clyro

the chats

off!

PUP

corey taylor

cage the elephant

vishal dadlani

divine

shor police

diet cig

flatbush zombies

dj scratch

ha*ash

jose madero

moses sumney

j balvin

chase & status

backroad gee

the neptunes

jon pardi

sebastian

portugal. the man

aaron beam

volbeat

the hu

tomi owo

phoebe bridgers

miley cyrus

watt

elton john

yo-yo ma

robert trujillo

chad smith

dave dahan

mickey guyton

dermot kennedy

mon laferte

igor levit

my morning jacket

pg roxette

darius rucker

chris stapleton

tresor

goodnight, texas

idles

imelda may

chery glazerr

izia

kamasi washington

rodrigo y gabriela

kimbra

d'angelo

worked with grayson, benefitted from him, but were not aware anything was going on or did their best to help:

st. lucia

tame impala

the hush sound

straylight run

anamanaguchi

the naked and famous

bastille

blue october

guster

old 97's

frank turner

awolnation

sea wolf

my chemical romance

atreyu

avenged sevenfold

greenday

blink-182

slipknot

blaqk audio

AFI

fall out boy

young the giant

san francisco:

ring leaders:

marc benioff

elon musk

travis kalanick

evan spiegel

steve jobs

jeff bezos

mark zuckerberg

steve chen

bill gates

michael dell

ren zhengfei

eoghan mccabe

secondary: grayson bauer using this circle for remote revenge crypto shills from 20mission and burning man preying on runaways as well

targets: queer tech-inclined teenagers

perps:

zach snow

dan granquist

jeremy whittington

taran patel

jim spagnola

seth tager

walter harley

jose garcia

connor cook

andrew zigler

chris sullivan

"anna lytical" (billy)

kelsey mayfield

caroline rhoades

henry desroches

mark hardiman

ben angel

ian coldwater

"belgium solanas" (michael troy judd)

meagan clawges

nalini prakash

lovi yu

peeyush aggarwal

victims:

matthew allen

samantha allen

janus rose

c boucher

chelsea manning

keffals

ben turrubiates

emily johnston

gavon payne

jamie delton

chris koch

amanda le

naomi wu

tux pacific

sev welker

alison kim

cara mazzi

ruby ??? (caroline's old roommate)

nick ??? (caroline's ex-boyfriend)

rachel forbes

daphne gunawan

trisha day

sidney powell

srijita mori

rebecca ??? (srijita's partner)

scott conger

erin nielsen

qinlin chen (catherine chen)

hank yang

kevin ren

aaron wong

matt hwang

chloe cauley

zane witherspoon

ana garcia

jeremy cruz

john lewis

lida wang

waylon clanton

wyatt clanton

tyler mcdonald

jasmine christiansen

new york/london/vegas && norcal/socal rivalries

ring leaders:

bernie madoff

jack antonoff

joanne rowling

evan spiegel

fox news, et al

new york times, et al

washington post, et al

the guardian, et al

noah pentecost

mark zuckerberg

jp morgan/chase bank/etrade

viacom

verizon

disney

scientologists

perps/profiteers:

lin manuel-miranda

bari weiss

sarah jeong

juliette sieve

ravi gill

will yang

jesse yang

sahil bhumi

???? (their armenian friend from stanford 2012 class)

antonis kartanapis

marko salkovic

erykah badu

oakstop coworking space

wag dogsitting app

kent from youtube & his sri lankan sugar mama

gabriella from wag

stephenie meyer

"e.l. james"

john green

hank green

susan collins

meg cabot

angela santomero

john kricfalusi

tom cruise

george r. r. martin

david benioff

targets: expressive, artistic teenagers envied by big money bankers and "feminist" writers

victims:

tori holland

janus rose

andrew bryant

daniel schroeder

max parks

amanda le

kelsey mayfield

samantha allen

josh burlison

ben turrubiates

henry desroches

nico ??? (from shippo)

sev welker

rachael kauffman

janelle monae

kim petras

scarlett ??? (my friend in the london club scene)

james sampson

james twigg

james sanchez

maria nunez

young asian women, age 18 - 22, going to raves and to vegas (i.e. "asian baby girls")

john lewis

lida wang

katie holmes

stacy london

carrie brownstein

boston

ring leaders:

richard stallman

steven pinker

mark zuckerberg

targets:

queer software engineers

perps:

priscilla chan

victims:

amanda le

samantha allen

josh burlison

jamie delton

jamie hand

katie ha

emily johnston

chris koch

cara mazzi

jasmine christiansen

mark hardiman

chicago && washington dc

ring leaders:

barack obama

rahm emanuel

beyonce knowles

joe biden

targets: pretty, light skinned, liberal teenagers interested in politics

victims:

samantha allen

emily brandon

lauren knipe

andrew zigler

andrew bryant

michael trombold

carissa nietzche

cassie barrett

jordan d'eri

haley gray

ben turrubiates

jose garcia

ana garcia

victoria benson

cj dehart

austin scarborough

stephen lupton

michael morton

michelle moon

jeff stevens

becky pickert

ashton nicole casey

carter freeman

[91percentpynch]

my self-indulgent snowbaz headcanons

simon is trans (fmt) and uses he/they pronouns

baz is agender and uses any and all pronouns, they have a preference for they/ them tho

baz is demiromantic and that's why he always ever wanted to kiss si

baz is also on the asexual spec

si is demisexual, demiromantic and a demiboy

baz is a stress knitter and sews their own cloths

simon picked up crocheting as it helps with his depression and generally with his mental health

they adopted two ferrets, three cats and three dogs (no baz would never drink their pets, he was however worried at first)

baz named the ferrets gerad and frank because "snow. gerad way is a lot of things but cishet is not one of them. it's obvious they are in love lOOK AT THEM"

baz's comfort books are classics the raven cycle

simon's comfort books are all for the game

simon prefers crocheting plushies

lady ruth taught them how to crochet, knit and sew

simon learned how to make special editions of baz's books

simon has adhd and autism

baz is autistic

baz's favorite band is fall out boy, his comfort artists are luke hemmings (because he looks like simon and he understands xem) and conan gray (he's gay and depressed)

simon's fave band is 5SOS

simon usually wears merch (he also likes to steal baz's merch)

baz only wears eir merch at home

they go to concerts cause it makes them happy to be in a crow with people who understand them

baz is an english lit student

but baz is also a tattoo artist (part time) to be more independent from his family

simon loves to get tattooed by baz

simon also loves piercings

they like watching dan and phil together after a long day

even tho simon sucks at hugs he likes getting hugged but never asks for it cuz he doesn't wanna bother anyone

they both go to therapy to work through their issues

they go to pride together

when simon's overwhelmed he listens to music and pets one of the dogs

baz listened to yours 2.236 times

simon is a moodswing girlie

simon's comfort shows are gotham and criminal minds

baz's comfort shows are the big bang theory (even tho he's still pissed raj never got his coming out) and he like gotham as well

mama by mcr was baz and si's trans awakening

baz is a book hoarder collector

simon's obsessed with plushies cuz they never got ones when he was little

baz and simon binge watch early 2000 nickelodeon/ disney shows together to get their childhood back

simon is a pretty decent cook

simon has no dream career or hopes/ goals cuz they never thought he'd come this far so now they're struggling a little

baz is a plant parent

simon adopts everyone who is even slightly sad no matter if they never talk to him which can be overwhelming sometimes (baz calls him a gansey friend. everything one needs, but never care about themselves)

simon always has to listen to music, even at night, because they can't handle their thoughts so he constantly needs background noises

simon also loves luke hemmings, but he will always be a calum/ ashton girlie

baz wears make-up, jewlery and nail polish

simon occasionally lets baz do his nails

simon is obsessed with doc martens and cord trousers

simon occasionally lets baz dress him

baz likes to wear skirts and dresses