#ask diego brando

[goatpaste]

t4t lesbian dinopants i <3 them so much

my wife who hates me <3

Buy your local Bitrans Man a Kofi!

[livfordoodles]

would Valentine be the dean in your Steel Ball Run au? or would he still be the president of the US lolol

oh! and since Stephan is a professor there, does anyone think Lucy is a nepo baby? judging by how Gyro treated her when they first met, I think he'd be the type to complain about her haha

Yes, Valentine is the Dean of SBRU! Felt like making him the president wouldn’t be interesting enough lol. He definitely is a b—ch about credits for students like Gyro or Lucy.

I think Lucy would be treated that way by some characters! Especially because she is 17 entering University, a lot of people find it odd. Gyro probably wouldn’t like her at first—Diego too. She’s a smarty and hard worker though, so Steel did not pull any strings to get her there!

[peapodsinspace]

Hiiii :3

do you have any jojo headcanons?? It can be for any character :]

oooh absolutely!!! I’ve never made a post about my head cannons before!!!

These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head!! And a lot of my head cannons are like, au specific anyway hehe

Also a lot of these will be post cannon :]

-Diamond is Unbreakable-

-jotaro taught josuke and okuyasu how to do eyeliner

-tomoko listens to Britney Spears when she cleans her house

-tonio sends okuyasu “left over” (freshly cooked, made expressly for this purpose) meals a few times a week

-koichi’s mom invites Rohan over for dinner fairly often (he accepts occasionally)

-Golden Wind-

-narancia’s favorite thing to do is listen to music with his friends and just chill

-he has playlist for all of them

-he likes to sit upside down in chairs (supposedly helps him focus ((he just does it because he can)))

-nara ikes to have other people read to him because he’s better at remembering it that way (usually fugo reads to him)

-giorno isn’t super good at video games, but he gets very serious and into them regardless

-fugo and trish used to not get along very well, but now they just bicker at each other for fun

-they read crappy YA novels together!!!!

-fugo has a copy of divergent he added commentary in the margins of, and long rants at the end of the book (he stuck extra paper in)

-he did this to try and get mista to read divergent (it worked ((mista hated it)))

-that copy was passed around the whole group so it has a bunch of notes from everyone

-fugo keeps all his books in stacks and low bookshelves because he dislikes the way ceiling-high bookshelves loom over him

-fugo genuinely had it out for abbachio when he first joined Bruno’s gang, to the point that he would try and get him in trouble with bruno for no reason

-abbachio lets Trish do his makeup sometimes

-abbachio will sleep in all day, and if he’s ever up early it’s because he never went to bed at all

-Stone ocean-

-weather and anasui will usually try and get extra breakfast (or save some of theirs) to give to emporio

-emporio likes FNAF

-he makes his friends play horror games with him (jolyne and anasui mostly, because jolyne is good at them, and anasui screams like a little girl)

-Steel Ball Run-

-diego is effected by cold and heat more since he developed his stand

-he occasionally gets the extreme urge to chew on something (or more specifically to eat a rock), however save the times he is fully in his dinosaur form or close to it, his teeth aren’t strong enough to eat them :[

-which is why his gloves have many pinprick holes in them from where he chews on the extra fabric around his fingers

-diego is a total nerd about anything animal related and will happily info dump at any opportunity, but somehow still be prissy about it

-gyro is consistently baffled by at least half of the phrases that Johnny says, because he doesn’t know what they mean

-gyro saws some serious logs in his sleep (he snores very loudly)

-he has a journal he’s really secretive about

-one time Johnny read the journal and it was just dumb joke ideas and a really weird bucket list

[drag00ni]

Hey little guy

[jjbabies]

Animal day at daycare? Be so cute to see a local zoo or farm bring in baby animals and the older kids get to pet them or even a local adoption center brought in kittens and puppies for the kids to play with them. (I work at a daycare and a few years ago my center had people come from my local zoo brought in baby animals for the children to look at and pet) I’m a day with any sort of animal would be a big surprise for the kiddos!

Animal days rock! We asked a local rescue farm to bring in a few animals for the kiddos, and they brought plenty for everyone!

-Gyro, Johnny, Wamuu, and Hol Horse lost their minds when they saw a foal! They just love horses!

-Giorno loved the prairie dog. He kept waddling back to the cage to pet it!

-Gappy did not like the turkey. He crawled away as fast as he could while crying

-Trish wanted to take the bunnies home with her so badly

-The farm also brought a small litter of puppies, and Jonathan was obsessed!

-Dio, Kars, and Vanilla Ice were in awe at the rescued hawk even if they couldn’t pet him

-Gelato took a surprising interest in the milk snake along with Santana

-A goat tried to eat the flowers off of Dragona’s flower crown, but Usagi gave him a babbled scolding

-Avdol and Lisa Lisa got to feed baby chicks!

-Narancia and Abbacchio held piglets together and squealed with them

-There was even a baby opossum that Speedwagon and Jodio fed banana slices to

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Hi ! Your art is amazing !! (Love the colours too ) Can I ask for a Diego plz 😊

THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU IN MY ASK BOX???????? YOUR ART IS AMAZING TOO!!!

Here’s your Diego! I’m sorry if he doesn’t look as good as usual, I still haven’t figured out how I want to draw him.

Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy!

[jojo-lane]

What does Diego have Lane do during the race

You know how professional golfers have a caddy follow them around the golf course carrying their clubs for them? Handing them what they need so the pro golfer can focus on winning the game?

Well, without giving away too many spoilers, Lane is going to be kind of like that! 😅

[coldcalamari]

Diego Brando, but his dinosaur form has feathers

im not great at drawing animals but i gave it my best shot ✌️ i hope you still like it :)

[goatpaste]

May i request a lesbian Diego Brando icon pleaseeeeee?

ye woo lesbian Didi realness!!!

icons free to use with credit!

Buy your local Bitrans Man a Kofi!

[thraxxed]

Dinopants but it's Beauty and the Beast version?

I LOVE THIS AU. I had an idea that it’s like howls moving castle rules where he turns back into a human when he’s sleeping and turns into a dino when he wakes up

He has to be naked it makes sense

[strawby-fields]

what if passione guys were in sbr. yeehaw. maybe some of them would be friends with johnny. or maybe jjl... mostly because imagining some characters as rock humans is fun

It would certainly go…. Interestingly

[meloooooonade]

I love the way you draw Envy. You make them look very creature :)

WAH THANK YOUUUUU !!!!! I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE I ACTUALLY DIDN'T GET A NOTIF FOR THIS WTF 😭😭😭😭😭

But it really makes me happy that y'all like the way i draw them !! I just can't help but think

L A C R E A T U R A

Whenever i see or draw envy dndndndnkd

Here have this silly thing i made ksjdjd

[junosartsthetic]

Hi there! Can we have headcanons of Johnny, Gyro, and Diego with an intoxicated!SO. Thanks so much!!

Heya! Sorry for the wait, and also the fact that these are so short! I haven't read Steel Ball Run in a while (I really need to reread it when I get the chance) and didn't want to make anyone OOC. Anyway, here you are!

Warnings: alcohol mention (duh), vomit mention

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Johnny Joestar

Acts unconcerned at first

Rolls his eyes

Laughs at your inebriated state

Eventually realizes you’re too drunk to function and ushers you to bed

He scolds you for your irresponsibility

Kisses your forehead and curls up next to you

Makes sure to get anything out of your way when you vomit the next morning

Pats your back soothingly but also continues to lightly berate you

Gyro Zeppeli

He drinks right alongside you

Has to notify Johnny to help the two of you get home

Gyro has a habit of flirting with you when he’s drunk as though you’re a total stranger

And in your drunken state you often reject his advances, saying you already have a boyfriend

Even when that boyfriend is right in front of you

You two are both messes, but that makes the two of you perfect for each other

Diego Brando

Loves to turn it into a competition to see who can hold the most alcohol without completely blacking out

You never win, mainly because you’re not stupid enough to drink as much as he does

He thinks you’re the cutest, most precious thing when you’re drunk and clinging onto him, even though he might say it’s annoying him

He won’t push you away, instead making sure nobody lays a hand on you until you’re back home safe-and-sound

[jjbabies]

some teethers and ice chewie toys for the nursery! don’t worry, they’re all brand new and clean :)) i figured they might help our fussy babs who are teething

Thank you so much!! Some of our daycare attendees have teeth coming in, so they’ll need them most of all!

-Santana desperately needed an ice teether. He doesn’t cry as much when he teethes with that compared to the regular ones!

-Wamuu and Pesci always sleep with theirs close by. It’s a comfort for them.

-Diego refuses to put his teether down unless its to eat. He and Secco are obsessed with them!

-Thanks to the donation, Daiya’s first tooth is starting to peek out from her gums!

[drbrando]

🐊 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 - 𝟐𝟔 - 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐭 & 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫 🦎 ⎯⎯ google doc ∙ backstory fic ∙ playlist ∙ lookbook ⟶

quick rundown: this version of diego exists in a modern au; he lives in the states, runs the herpetarium at the local zoo, and also does alligator presentations; he has a sizable social media following and an ego to match; he is engaged and lives in the suburbs with his fiance and his pet bearded dragon (anguirus)

rules: avoid nsfw topics; this blog will remain sfw // flirting is fine (as long as you're 18+) but please keep in mind that this diego is very happily engaged and probably won't reciprocate // interacting as yourself OR an oc OR as another character from JJBA is fine! // i'm not that selective about who i'll interact with but please also remember that this is diego and he might be an asshole towards people he doesn't know. that being said, he is capable of making friends :))

⌜𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: i'm not familiar with the roleplaying community and how it works on tumblr, this account is meant to be a fun, light-hearted space for me to play around with this iteration of diego. it's less of a roleplay blog and more of an ask blog.⌟

run by @scary-monsters/@katbrando ♡

[krikzilla]

You should totally draw Diego and pip ( yanno bc they’re both British ) :3

Not only that, they are also both blond and wear silly little hats!! Very nice idea!! thanks for giving me an excuse to draw two of my favourite british boys together ☕