#ask me numbers

[rose-colored-b0y]

20!

20. What underwear are you wearing right now and how long have you been wearing it?

I’m currently wearing a black pump jockstrap, I’ve been wearing it since I got out of the shower so about 6 hours??

[sourcherryandsprinkles]

30 and 53?

It's a tie between I once believed love would be burning red, but it's golden and I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you (and the outro)

'Cause I don't wanna live without you I don't wanna ever learn How to fall asleep without you

keep sending me numbers!

[chronicowboy]

living happily in my world where maddie had to listen to her brother meltdown about the implication of being in love with his straight best friend and just. took a picture of him. in his adorable little housewife apron. and went. hmm i wonder who would enjoy this. and sent it to eddie. who she never speaks to. and eddie seeing a text from maddie and freaking out. lunging for his phone only to see a beautiful picture of buck practically glowing. and he's like :) thank you maddie :). and then he sets it as his little contact picture for buck. and he's just smiling to himself for the rest of the day.

[switchthedragon]

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

[brokenrefraction]

alright my dearest and humblest most sincere brother, imperator of this sleep-nurse tumblr dot come popolus. the time has come

it was either in two business days or the last ask you receive determines it

its the time. unearth to everyones eyes the body pillow of dr welcome smile corporation creation. i will await with open arms. god fucking damknit why does it have to be when i cant spa m relbog ts cus my phone is on charge

sigh. welp. you guys asked for it. I TOLD YALL ITS CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT LYING WHEN I SAY ITS CRINGE fuck my stupid life

feel free to kill me now

i need my amisulpride

[johnnyshrine]

★ 059 // “BORN TO SPIN” (Reference below the cut!)

[7lizardsinacoat]

SAY HI, PACK OF PIXIES!

Every time I rewatch A Court of Fey and Flowers (or let's be real, any campaign Aabria Iyengar is in or runs), I had more and more wanted to paint her. So I did. Truly one of my favorite and most inspirational DMs, and a fashion icon to boot.

[varian-ross-horror-author]

"Disabled people should be allowed to be as independent as we can be" and "disabled people should not be pressured to be hyper-independent in order to not wind up in nursing homes against our will" are two thoughts that can, and should, exist at the same time.

[followthebluebell]

Hi! Wanted to ask, is there any particular breed of cat in your shelter that tends to be adopted quickly? Are there cats that seem to be more difficult to adopt out?

Yeah, sphynxes tend to be adopted out super quick. I'm surprised we still have Peach and Finn--- I knew we'd have them for a while because we were treating Finn's FIP, but I didn't expect to STILL have them. We usually have a list of people looking for sphynxes, but all of the people on the list are only looking for ONE cat, not two.

So bonded pairs are more difficult to adopt out, unless they are tiny baby kittens.

tbh, a lot of pedigreed cats get adopted out relatively quickly due to the whole 'we have a list of people looking for this exact breed' thing. Like I've already got people asking about Persephone just because they want a bengal and don't mind working with her severe fears. I'm not complaining about that, exactly. Some part of me feels some kind of way about that but I try not to let it bother me too much.

Domestic shorthairs are the hardest to adopt out (medium haired cats are the most popular of the non-pedigreed cats; longhaired cats are slightly less popular but still pretty desirable). People are well aware that they can get a moggie anywhere. I can swear up and down that my moggies are special (because they are), but so is every cat. Can't really argue with that.

Cats that are a bit 'generic' don't get adopted as quickly. Short haired tabbies and solid blacks are the slowest to get adopted. People want something that looks more 'interesting'. I teach my 'less desirable' cats little tricks to make them more adoptable and it tends to work.

Cats with visible, but not super work intensive, disabilities get adopted pretty quickly. Cats with one eye or three legs are fairly popular. People always think 'ohh no one will want this one', but they're wrong. Everyone loves a nice disabled kitty, so a short-haired tabby with three legs or one eye will be adopted pretty quick.

Fully blind or deaf cats are less popular, but there's generally still a list of people looking for that. Blindness is more 'adoptable' than deafness.

Cats with invisible disabilities or medical needs are the slowest of all to be adopted. Like diabetes or something similar. If a cat has an ongoing medical need that could be expensive, that cat is going to be with us for a while.

[rose-colored-b0y]

2, 40, 45

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

I can do both, however I LOVE rough sex. I like bruises, choking, slapping, spit on me and or in my mouth, throw me around, pin me down, break the wall throwing me into it. But not everyone is into it so I can also tame myself 😂 Same rules apply when I top, I love to throw a boy around 😈

40: What do you wear to bed?

Nothing whatsoever, if I do it’s because I don’t want to have anyone assume I want sex so I still wear underwear but I’ll happily sleep naked next to anyone.😋

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

I’ve had several, while they can be very hot with the right people I just don’t see the huge fan fair for them. Those cases where it’s hot is amazing but outside of that honestly it just seems more like a job to me and I just want it to be over in my opinion. 👀

[tiredkatzz]

F1 X 141 crossover?

Definitely didn't forget about this for way too long...

YEP. HERE IT IS.

Soap and Gaz are the drivers while Price and Ghost are their race engineers (the people in the driver's ear while they're in the car). Hope y'all like my choices!

If there are any other f1 enjoyers here that wanna suggest other roles for characters in their team pls tell me :3

[weirdglassthing]

Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

[technically-human]

Stone is a good liar

[lethal-spaceship]

please more dipcifica i am on my hands and knees 🙏

SIR YES SIR also feel free to give me any dipcifica requests (twirling my hair giggling)

when I got this ask I was like:

[aalyre]

one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball

[paper-lilypie]

Will there be any smooches in ch 4 mayhaps??

there are now