#ask meme: milo

[sincerelywhistler]

would you still love us if we were wereworms

has anybody done this yet-

Bonus white wereworm Davey for those who subscribe to the white wolf agenda

[jerseymuppet]

[red-n-stuff]

You’re under arrest!

(For stealing my heart 😉❤️)

Happy Valentines everyone! In celebration I’m going to do a drawing of one of the Shaw boys and their mates for each week! First is Milo and (my self insert) Sweetheart!

Bonus: Here’s the Sketch

[cirqueduroyale]

15 please?

15. Do any of your ocs use neopronouns? Which ones?

Milo is genderfluid and often goes by different pronouns (including neo) depending on vibes. Just ask xir first.

[fat-slobby-hunks]

👚 A string bikini swimsuit for milo.

"Golly... This new men's swim wear Nessa gave me really must be popular. I don't think I've ever seen this many people so excited to see a swimsuit before!" Milo said as he stood on the beach enjoying a drink in the shade of his umbrella while plenty of his fans crowded around some taking photos and others gawking over his "swimsuit".

It was a string bikini that did nothing to hide the grass type specialists body be it his huge perky moons or his colossal fat pad and bulge. Luckily the farm boy was a bit modest so he had no idea everyone was actually eyeing up his body!

"Guess Nessa was right about it being trendy, I'll have to thank her later." He chuckled before a small "SNAP" rang out causing him to go red in the face followed by countless clicks of cameras...

[larz-barz]

Bro this is litterally me ever night

fr tho

[goldenguillotines]

🐉🤍🍦🤩😓 for miloooo

🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature?

Himself /J.. Nah but Cerberus is. Hands down. Seems to really be puppy for them and their father.. though they arent aware their fathers bond to Cerberus..

🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits?

Proud, Mysterious and Shameless

🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)?

Some kinda "hot" ice cream. Milo doesn't give a fuckkkkkk about ice cream really. Not really their thing yk?

🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions?

Very spontaneous which nips them in the ass a lot. Makes planning with Milo incredibly hard and makes them a flake (partially). They prefer to do what they want in the moment rather than sticking to plans/schedules

😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge?

Very stubborn and closed minded. Raised that way.. hard to break how you were raised.. but they've been doing a lot better.. or well. A bit better. Hard to unpack centuries of trauma and break habits.

[hiercphant]

* MILO — smash or pass : dakota .

❛ medina  ?  oh,  um.  ———  nice  guy.  i  don't . . . swing  that  way,  but  i  feel  like  if  you  don't  say  smash,  you're  lying  to  yourself,  y'know  ?  so . . .  ❜

[piratespencil]

Eeisfuura: who is your favorite npc

Milo Krook!!! I love Milo so much. I want them to be in every episode. Weird little tinkerer punk. The person who didn't leave Ashton even though Ash keeps insisting that everyone left them. I want to know Milo's whole deal. I want to know how they feel about Ashton thinking that everyone ditched them. I want to know when and how Milo joined the Nobodies, since their last name isn't Greymoore? Was it after the Nobodies came to Jrusar? How does Milo feel about the fact that everyone else left?

I just think Milo is cool and has a really compelling dynamic with Ashton and I love that they brought a guy back from the dead with a weird potion and molten gold, and that they're an impromptu automaton mechanic for FCG and!! They're just really cool.

Ranger: who is your favorite animal companion

Frumpkinnnn. I love Frumpkin. Fey cat who puts up with so much. Psychic projection of Caleb realizing that he needs a therapy animal and manifesting one for himself (and sharing it with his friends when they need a therapy animal, too.) You can tell that Liam is a cat person because Frumpkin feels so real and the way that Caleb interacts with Frumpkin feels so real and I just love that cat a lot.

(Ask me more Critical Role questions!)

[killerandhealerqueen]

C1

C1. What trope are you tired of reading? Why?

Hmm...miscommunication/misunderstanding? Idk, I'm never really a fan of miscommunication/misunderstanding tropes. I've written one miscommunication fic but there was a reason for the miscommunication/misunderstanding. Sometimes the miscommunication/misunderstanding is just so dumb like...oh my god, just fucking talk to each other but I know people like this shit for the drama but like...fuck, it's getting old.

Idk, miscommunication/misunderstanding for genuine reasons are fine, miscommunication/misunderstanding for stupid reasons/for the drama are the bane of my fucking existence

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[galarianfarmer]

@hibanakabu​ sent: 🏥 in an hospital bed

emoji injured meme (accepting)

“Kabu?! What are ya doin’ here?” Milo may have gotten himself into some trouble, laying in a hospital bed and shooting a bewildered glance at the other. “Ah told the medical staff not to inform ya and my family..” He murmured out with embarrassment.

[ambivalence-and-torpor]

love and desire... (this one might be a lil long forgive me) 3, 4, 19, 26, 34, 39, 40 and 55

3 - Who kissed who first? They both made out like crazy in a weird moment of unbridled passion... sooooooo.... take that for what you will...

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4 - What’s the relationship like? Smooth? Rocky? It definitely started off extremely rocky. These two having a divorce act before ever getting together LMFAO, but afterwards it smooths out A LOT and they become very different towards each other. A lot more caring and soft, a lot less combative, doing their best to talk to each other and listen to what each of them has to say. This is very important because they both started off as pretty ignorant towards each other.

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19 - Do they ever cook together? YES! Elyzia loves to cook and invites Milo to join them for it! Also doesn't mind teaching them, if they're curious about something! And of course, it's a great excuse to be cute with each other, with cuteass smoochies and physical affections.

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26 - Have any pets? (If not: would they get any?) They will have some cuteass duckies at some point :3c

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34 - What do they do when the other is stressed? Answered Here

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39 - Would they ever get married? YES! OH HELL YES! There will come a day, when they do that!

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40 - Thoughts on kids? Neither of them know that they can actually have kids. It's information that's being kept secret from them. Of course that's going to be pretty fuckin shockin when it happens, and neither of them knows what the fuck is going on, and then suddenly they have a lil creature to take care of?! But they would both be caring parents.

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55 - Are they a super sappy couple? Sometimes they are! And sometimes they are pretty low key. It varies a lil on mood, weather, time of day...

[holygroundscafe]

Technically Milo’s birthday isn’t until the end of the month, but lets play a game! 

Send a picture of your muse, clothed or not, and Milo will rate it with a SMASH or PASS.

Spoiler alert, he’s probably gonna wanna smash.

[fat-slobby-hunks]

Lewd idea: belly fucking milo

This beef cake is a total softy. He enjoys working shirtless or even naked when out in the fields given how hot it can get. He was leaned up against a fence chugging water and trying to cool off when to his surprise a thick object entered his navel!

He'd sputter out an apology thinking it to be a misunderstanding or an accident but when they kept going... slamming in and out of his navel thrusting harder and deeper into his sweaty cave... the gym leader would start to falter. He'd lose his cool, his chubby cheeks turning red and slowly but surely his voice would twist into lust filled gasps and loud lewd moans.

"Ah... Ah! Slow down... you're gonna... make me!" The sound of skin slapping against skin echoing across the fields mixed with the cries of the grass type specialist. He was already a bit pent up from his work but with a stranger taking him right here in public it wouldn't take long for Milo to reach a satisfying climax. Though it would be hard to notice with his sagging fupa covering his cock, eventually he'd collapse falling backwards onto his ass a panting moaning mess practically begging the stranger to give him more...

[firstdove15]

Top 10 WTWA characters and Top 10 WTWA ships? 😊 (I’m in a WTWA mood at the moment….)

Hey hey! *huggles*

Let's do this

Top 10 WTWA Characters

1) Esmeralda

2) Rapunzel

3) Tiana

4) Mulan

5) Jasmine

6) Jack

7) Eric

8) Shang

9) Merida

10) Pocahontas

Top 10 WTWA Ships

1) Tiana x Shang

2) Rapunzel x Jack

3) Belle x Kristoff

4) Flynn x Pocahontas (even though Flynn's currently being a butthole)

5) Mulan x Aladdin (see above)

6) Jack x Merida (dat shared history 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾)

7) Jim x Aladdin

8) Jasmine x Naveen

9) Pocahontas x Little Creek

10) Jim x Ariel

Bare in mind, save for Esmeralda, none of what I listed is in any particular order. X333

@starcrossedrose

[landograndprix]

clarity ✾ c.l

summary – in which Charles and reader can't get along until they do.

a/n – requests are open!

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y/nusername

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y/nusername definitely not what we expected after some issues during practice and qualifying but p2 is a welcome suprise. We'll keep pushing and give our all next week.

tagged: scuderiaferrari

y/nfan32 you killed it today ❤️

scuderiaferrari girl power 🙌

zhou_ey the battle between you and max was the highlight of the race, a well deserved p1 & p2 if you ask me.

charles_leclerc 👏👏

carlando_ boy are you being hold hostage, is she holding a gun against your head? what are you doing here?💀

tifosired Fred doing everything to make them like each other I see 😂

lunaaar he didn't 👏👏 when they 'bumped' into each other in the media pen 😂

daisyyy lmao not y/n her fault he ended in p6, boy is always mad when she finishes higher

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f1.memes

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f1.memes a collection of charles' face whenever someone mentioned y/n in HIS interviews 🤣

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leclerc_16 lmfao stop this man is too much sometimes

thurthur lando liking this is sending me 😭

dannyric3 the grid knows

thurthur like half the world knows lol

norrisfour y'all think he sends this to charles and y/n 🤡

thurthur oh definitely :')

maxmaxver y/n just suck his dick already, he's done waiting

emmaaaa 😭 😭 y'all too much

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maxmaxver we just know it's what will ease the air between them 👀

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc pole and p1 this weekend🏆

car was feeling really great, amazing team effort @/scuderiaferrari ❤️

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marck6 phenomenal race once again!

leclerccharles16 😍😍

scuderiaferrari thats how we do it 👏

damian00 took you long enough to get them a good enough car

tifosi_16 always our p1 🥰

y/nusername 🏆🏆

leklerkc Charles holding a gun against y/n's head right now 😆

y/nfan289 Charles said comment on my post like I was forced to do last week 💀

norlando "Okay at least I got a podium too unlike you last week." – y/n probably after Charles forced her to comment :')

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y/nusername

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y/nusername summer break with the kids 🐶 😺

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y/nfan4 I would in fact die for ruby and milo if I need to

charlie_16 ruby and roscoe playdate when?

hammyton didn't they try that before but ruby is like terrified of roscoe 😭

y/nleclercc yeah they met in Monaco last year and my girl ruby was like 'is that a boy? Disgusting, get me outta here.' 😂

bott_ass imagine being afraid of roscoe :')

Zhouey24 why's milo staring at me like that what does he want..my soul?

y/nusername the more the merrier 😻

landonorris what book are you reading, racing for dummies?

y/nusername bet you laughed real hard at that when you thought of it..

y/nusername I'll give it to you after the break, god knows you need it

landonorris ouch..okay

landoscar 💀 welp if charles and y/n isn't going to happen, let it be these two

ferraricharles Charles what are you doing here? 🤣

chilisainz 👀 👀

Hannahh don't think we don't see you Charles

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landonorris posted on his story

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y/nusername

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y/nusername team-building or something..I don't know, something in the contract that we didn't read when signing it..kinda fancy him I guess ❤️

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grussel63 we've come a long way lads but we've made it, they've finally seen the light. Good job everyone 👏

ricricdaniel took y'all long enough..:))

charles_leclerc ❤️❤️

y/nusername ❤️❤️

scuderiaferrari what a team 👏

sainzjr55 yall better keep an eye on the drivers' rooms 💀

charlesnyn finally 🥰🥰

danielricciardo @/landonorris so when are we going on some team-building trip?

landonorris soon, I'm planning something as we speak

danielricciardo thanks babe

norrylando when I tell you I love the grid, this is what I meant 💀