#ask professor boxleitner

[askprofessorboxleitner]

If you have a watermelon that has 15 seeds and you throw it on the track then how many pancakes can you fit in a water bottle going 27 miles per hour? :)

What??? That made absolutely no sense, not even my scientist self can figure that out!

[sysig]

When does the Tom Kenny brainrot stop (Patreon)

[welcometoterrorcity]

:') 👍

Idk man you just got rizz

Professor Terror: Excuse me for a second. Professor Terror: BECKY WHAT DOES RIZZ MEAN?

[ninjastormhawkkat]

"I don't care. I'm not leaving you."

For Matthew and Carl

"Follow me. I can get us out of this horrible place." Matthew told Carl and Steven. Both men looked at Matthew with distrust. Carl looked at his ex with clear anger. "Why do you care what happens to us? Steven and I can get out ourselves. You are free to go on your merry way with the powers you have." Carl bitterly spoke. Matthew looked at him incredulously. "I know I can get out of here myself but there is no way I'm leaving you two alone while everything is falling apart around here. Please let me save you." Matthew pleaded. Carl gave a bitter laugh. "Really, you want to save lives. That is rich coming from you after what you did. Give me one good reason why I should trust you." "BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU DAMMIT!" Matthew shouted back. Carl and Steven both flinched at Matthew's words and loud tone. Matthew sighed, trying to calm himself. "Look Carl. I know you don't love me anymore. Not after what I did. But I can't let you and Steven suffer in this place any longer. I don't care if you still hate me. I'm not leaving you." Matthew spoke with a determined look. Carl looked taken a back momentarily. His expression then became hardened again. "Fine. Lead the way." Carl relented. Matthew nodded and soon the two followed the hero killer out of the labs. Not knowing who they would soon encounter along the way.

[secretagentstevenau]

What happened to squeaky?

Squeaky's brain was removed during surgery by some doctors. I don't know who though. I kind of wish I took up Professor Tubing's offer to help remove Squeaky the first time he offered it. Then maybe things would not have gotten so messed up they way they did.

[theboxleitnerarchive]

Hello world! Locally known as Professor Boxleitner, but here you can call me Steven.

(Thanks to Word Girl for the taking photo hehe).

I’m going to be using this blog for almost everything, including hobbies, upcoming projects, interests, daily life, food………… I’m still getting the hang of tumblr so beware.

Feel free to say hi or ask anything about me :).

Uhh if you’re one of my students you can stay here too… just don’t ever mention this account in front of me or I WILL fail you.

// I caved in.

Uhh some general stuff about the blog:

- Here’s a list of the stuff I’ve changed from canon.

- This is my first ask blog I’m trying my best I swear.

- I may or may not have a story planned for this blog (heheh).

- However I would also like to use this acc to goof off so I’m going to be separating posts by #canon and #not canon.

- This is an ask blog AND a character blog!

- I may doodle some asks/posts, but most are going to be plain text.

- Headcanon heavy!!

- Amazo guy exists (by @/djsadbean). he’s already gone. that’s all you need to know hehe.

- Basic dni smile.

Well that’s it! Enjoy this blog!! //

[animation-is-my-jam]

in honor of pride month whats your favorite queer ship?

YEAHHH HAPPY PRIDE! and thx eagle for the ask!! Much appreciated 👏

Hmm, but why choose one... when I can just list off all the queer ships I Iove/ I shipped right NOW YIPPE--

Of course, this is gonna go beyond Wordgirl bc I'm pulling from everything that I'm fixated on or was. Let's get to it!!

(Not in order/ Not chronologically)

From Lilo and Stitch: (Jumba x Pleakley.)

From the Lion King and Lion Gaurd: (Timon x Pumbaa)

From Ever After High: Appling (Apple White x Darling Chamring)

From Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: NaruMitsu (Phoenix Wright x Miles Edgeworth)

From Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonadow (Sonic x Shadow)

From Deltarune: Krusie (Kris x Susie), Suselle (Susie x Noelle), Kerdly (Berdly x Kris). Spamvil (Spamton x Jevil)

From Undertale: (Alphys x Undyne)

From Pokémon (anime series): (Goh x Ash) (Ash x Gary x Goh) (Serena x Iris) (Clemont x Tracey)

From Kung Fu Panda: (Li Shan x Mr. Ping)

From Sam and Max Freelance Police: Freelance Husbands (Sam x Max)

From Legend of Korra: Korrasami (Korra x Asami)

From In Stars and Time: Isaffrin (Isabeau x Siffrin)

From Final Fantasy 7: (Aerith x Tifa x Cloud x Zach)

From Omori: Sunflower (Basil x Sunny), Cactiflower (Kel x Basil)

From the Adventure Zone (Balance): (Kravitz x Taako)

From One Piece: (Zorro x Sanji) (Zorro x Luffy [unrequited])

From Rockos Modern Life (Rachel x Rocko)

From The Owl House: Lumity (Luz x Amity)

From Kingdom Hearts: Soriku (Riku x Sora). Sidekick Dads (Donald x Goofy).

From Winnie the Pooh: Ragber/Tigbit (Rabbit x Tigger)

From Half Life But the AI is Self-Aware: Frenrey (Gordon x Benrey), Boomer (Bubby x Dr. Coomer)

From Mob Psycho 100: Terumob (Teru x Mob). Serieri (Arataka Reigen x Katsuya Serizawa)

From Darkwing Duck/Ducktales 2017: (Launchpad x Drake Mallard)

From We Bare Bears: Grizznom (Grizz x Nom Nom) Panlie (Charlie x Panda)

From Duckula: (Count Duckula x Goosewing)

From Time Squad: Tuddlarry (Tudd Russel x Larry 3000)

From Pinky and the Brain: (Pinky x Brain)

She-Ra Princesses of Power: Glimmora (Glimmer x Adora)

From Wander over Yonder: Skeleton Dance

From Adventure Time: (Princess Bubblegum x Marceline the vampire Queen)

From Steven Universe: (Pearl x Bismuth)

From Sk8 the infinity: Renga (Reki x Langa), Matchablossom (Joe x Cherry)

From Given: (Ritsuka x Mafuyu)

From the Muppets: (Beaker and Bunsen)

From Seasme Street: (Bert and Ernie)

Equestria Girls/Mlp: (Sunset x Twilight (any version))

Okay now just onto the Wordgirl ones lol:

(Tjohnson/Fanboys) TJ Botsford x Johnson

(Tubebrains) Dr. Two-brains x Professor Tubing

(Knuckle Sandwich/PB&Wham) Chuck the evil sandwich making guy x The Whammer

(InvisibleHand) Invisi-bill x Big left hand Guy

(Victory Roses) Victoria x Rose

Butcher x Two-brains x Chuck

Scoops x Phil

And then just to my queer Wordgirl AU ones (Future AU) (Yes I know that these include oc ships, but I you have no idea how much I actively ship these more than the list up there lol.)

(Team Mom) Claire McCallister x Harris

(Space Gluri!!) Lei Lexicon x Pen Exagon

(Wil-Luis) Wil-Liam x Luis McCallister-Botsford

(Baked-in Stars) Tori McCallister-Botsford x Sele May

(Mecha shipping) Kuzo Botsford x Zach Notarobot

Thrash x Requiem

(Second Chance) Edith McCallister x Lupe Vásquez

(Legally Cheesy) Brie Boxleitner x Elaine Question

(Roast beef sandwich) Mason Carbini x Hoagie the young Sandwich-making Guy

(Tall shipping) Cecil Vásquez x Jeremy

Otty Monnie Smalls x Hanna Botsford

[djsadbean]

u ever have an idea to make a fic about professor steven Boxleitner and Amazo guy I love them so freaking much or did you already make 1 and if so where can I read it

wah thank u!!! so happy to hear!!! <3

i wrote this one :D theres also the two chapters of the return of miss power fic (one of which is still a draft lol) but yeah :3

btw i think i might make the next chapter shorter on that one... hmm.... i've started to not like the idea of a "canon" fanon timeline that i always have to stick to. i like general plot points like "they meet bc steven is in danger", "they get into trouble together and take turns saving each other", and "adam is pulled away from earth for what ends up being a long time and steven looses himself too along the way" bc i like to think of many ways of things xD i want to give them everything !!! all of the stories <3

idk i like the idea that i can do whatavar.... it might help me write more one shot kind of things! long fics are just so hard to keep track of lol. i cant even explain all the adam and steven life episodes that exist in my head that i make up before going to sleep LOL i would love to write those down or maybe even draw them :3

sorry for hijacking this ask anon! xD figured it would be a good place to talk about it

[melodythebunny]

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆WELCOME to my dreamscape!⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

(also known as my blog)

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i'm Melody! You can call me Mel if you want. o₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎

-Please read through this before interacting!-

I draw....like...ALOT. No seriously! I can fill up an entire notebook in a short time period. both traditional and digital art...though I tend to have my time to post my digital works.

I also write and love LOVE LOVE! To read. Pretty much a book worm also.

I have a sweet tooth and occasionally I love eating savoury foods.

𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼 𓋼 𖤣𖥧 𓋼𓍊

My hyperfixtations can be and not limit to:

Wordgirl, Eddsworld, Adventure Time, BATIM, Cuphead, DHMIS, bee and puppycat, and undertale/deltarune

I like to make ocs. Be for a fandom or original work! („• ֊ •„)੭

Speaking of original works...

Im hoping to turn one of my ideas into an animated series someday!

i really post most of my original content on my side blog @the-mis-adventurers (it means alot to me if you do look at my original work) ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ

𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊

(ˊ•͈ ◡ •͈ˋ) is okay to ask/do

-art commissions! Only if you want and have the money. Message me about commissions.

-art trades (depends on how busy I am tho)

-collabs/crossovers yes plz!

-rp (also long as it isn't that creepy stuff or adult rps like NSFW, that stuff makes me uncomfortable)

-Art requests are for FRIENDS only. Bc I trust that they will repsect my limits u-u (don't friend me just so you can Free art. (•ˋ _ ˊ•) I AM A PERSON WITH FEELINGS TOO!)

-share headcanons, rant about each others ocs

-tone tags helps with jokes so no one gets confused on anything

❌❌❌ Things I DONT LIKE/accept or have limits with

-venting (venting is OK as long as we KNOW eachother. And we both feel comfortable venting to each it other, keeping in mind that neither of us are professionals/therapist and everyone's experiences are different)

-NSFW, fetishes (this include jokes, asking for me to talk and draw it, rping that, showing any of that to me. ILL BLOCK YOU WITHOUT SECOND THOUGHTS)

-hate talk/speech

-please don't harrass me for art

-trying to bring drama. (I got enough drama to deal with irl )

-Pro shipping and incest (EDIT: including selfcest. Its confusing to me and I don't get it)

keep in mind that if I feel uncomfortable its in my right to block you.

shipsss. Yeah I have ships... (No hate. I understand some of these are considered mid by the vast majority but idc/pos) and I'll update the list over time bc I'm always joining new fandoms.

Experimental cheese (two brains x oc)

star crossed cheese (two brains/Steven x oc)

Bigslie ( Mr. Big x Leslie)

Quesibrent

Plasmarope

whatever the ship between the butcher and dupey is called

tobecky

Whatever the ship between violet and scoops is called

Starco (yeah ik it's mid but I could have written them better)

Jantom (aka the ship between Janna and Tom.)

cherry oreos (if you know you know)

Cherry soda (same with this one)

Dancing portraits

Randy x Theresa (Rc9gn)

edd x coco

Edd x honey(the ship has grown on me)

Eduardo x laurel (depends on the fanon version of they're exes or not)

Eduardo x Claire

(Ik almost nothing about My hero academia but I have two ships) dabi x miruko and izuocha

fluttercord. (I may have fallen out of mlp but this is my forever otp for that fandom)

Sonamy

Silvaze

Tailsmo

Knuckles x Rouge

cherry pie (bob x oc)

Sugar crash (Kevin x oc)

pastel gothic (streber x oc)

deadly love (patty x friend's oc)

inner reflections (Dexter x friend's oc)

Some cool friends/mutuals to check out!

@crazywolf85 @wordgirl-reboot-eva @nyxcharliechaos @animation-is-my-jam @ninjastormhawkkat @drtwobrains @drtwobrainsstuff @professor-boxleitner @oddedd @kagurafernandes @lartmacabre

@earth-420-69. @liloskull343 @pantakichi @bloodthirstypigeon @kadiwright @notsosw3et @peanutbutter-doodles @fluffytimearts @hibiscus-candy @soupsy-daisy @misscreativity94

@luckykaix @spaaceeboyy @lauritanaomystery @sfcabanasstarcgs

Andd A BUNCH of other cool peeps too! 😊

[madmousescientist]

(Okay here is the rp we talked about in the dms. It is not canon to what has happened so far, but it can still involve cheesecake if you want to. TW: pricked finger and some blood drawn.)

Dr. Two Brains wiped his brow as he took a break from his latest invention. He looked up, bleary eyed at the clock on the walls in his lair, 5:55 am. Two Brains sighed in exhaustion, he spent another long, sleepless night working on his newest gadget and it was taking a toll on his already messed up sleeping habits. His Henchmen had expressed concerned when he started sleeping in late most of these days. He appreciated that his henchmen were concerned about him, but he had to get this particular gadget done in time. 'It's the only way I can find Mr. Charming and help Wordgirl put an end to this guy. If she wanted too.' Two Brains quietly scolded himself for thinking that. He didn't blame the kid for being confused and hesitant on stopping Mr. Charming now, even he wasn't sure himself if he should end the guy. It was so easy at first hating this new threat that came to terrorize everyone in Fair City. Mr. Charming had no qualms about who he hurt or blew up, he seemed to have a particular vendetta against him and the rest of the villains, but not Wordgirl, never her. It didn't make sense to anyone at the time why Mr. Charming was so hesitant to fight Wordgirl when he was more than eager to set the whole town and everyone in it on fire and watch them burn. It only made sense later when Two Brains removed his mask at the clock tower Mr. Charming was about to blow up. Even then, Mr. Charming's reveal made less sense then his mysterious persona before his mask fell off. It turned out that Mr. Charming looked and sounded exactly like the old Professor Steven Boxleitner. 'But how was that possible?' Two Brains continuously asked himself. He was Steven Boxleitner, or he used to be before the accident. But his feelings toward Squeaky and Two Brains, his intelligence and technological skills, his attitude towards Wordgirl, those were all characteristics of Steven Boxleitner. The other Steven even claimed he was somehow separated from his prisoners and tormentors and now had the chance to exact his revenge on all who failed to save him and let him rot in his mindscape, and Dr. Two Brains was at the top of his hit list. Two Brains had no idea what he was talking about or how it was possible his Steven half was ever separated from him. Did the accident cause some long term side effects, did his other self separate without him even knowing. Dr. Two Brains would have thought his other self might have been a clone, but their are too many factors of Mr. Charming that clones don't have. Two Brains rubbed his eyes trying to heal the pounding headache he was giving himself with all of these questions. He just hoped his new invention would give him and everyone else some answers. Since Mr. Charming must have some type of hideout to store his weapons or recuperate from a battle, Two Brains built a unique type of teleportation device that would allow him to locate Mr. Charming's lair and hopefully learn more about this vindictive duplicate. Dr. Two Brains gave a look over of his invention before deciding to give it a preliminary test run. He walked over to a section of the ray and pressed a button. The button opened a lid that contained a small space that was designed to store DNA. Two Brains personally designed that feature to help put an exact location on Mr. Charming. Since this villain was technically him. The DNA scanner in this teleportation ray would scan his DNA and find the other person in Fair City or near the area with an exact (or close to exact) match.

"Let's hope this works." Two Brains said to himself. He pricked his finger and squeezed out a few droplets of blood into the space. He closed the box then turned on the ray. The ray seemed to fire up well and sounded to be in working order. But as it begun to fire a beam, good old Murphy's law kicked in. The ray started to spark and light up like a christmas tree. Two Brains yelped and jumped back when a few sparks flew towards his direction. He just barely avoided getting electrocuted again. "Maybe I shouldn't have used those plutonium charges." Two Brains said in hindsight. Soon the machine grew brighter and hotter. Fearing an incoming explosion. Two Brains jumped away and ducked behind the couch. A loud boom sounded and a bright flash came from the other side of the couch, then silence. Two Brains opened his eyes a bit and waited a few moments. Sensing that the danger had passed, he slowly got up and peered over his couch. He could see the teleportation ray now a pile of melted metal and plaster. But to his surprise was the two new inhabitants in his lair now passed out a few feet from his damaged ray.

They definitely weren't the ones he was hoping for. Dr.Two-Brains hesitantly took a step closer to get a better look at the two. A damaged ray he could easily repair and handle. Yet this new unexpected turn of events left him rather frustrated. Not only did his plan not work it brought him two unwanted guests. A frown spread across his face as he got a better look at the two. His heart felt as if it stopped once he realized what he was seeing. WordGirl? She seemed different. A soft gasp of horror escaped from him once he realized why. White hair tipped him off, he didn't need to see the other side of her head to put the pieces together. That was rather upsetting to see. His attention was soon on the other inhabitant that he still didn't know who it was. Whoever it was, they were dressed in a costume similar to WordGirls signature wardrobe.

Dr.Two-Brains stood there, wondering what exactly he should do. If he moved them he could potentially wake them up while placing them somewhere else, he didn't know if they'd wake up disoriented and would attack in confusion. So moving them was definitely out. For now the mad scientist decided that he could just get a couple of spare blankets and put it on them. He disappeared for a few minutes before coming back with two blankets. Placing one on each of them.

Now what else could he do about this unexpected situation? It would be unwise to leave them unsupervised in his laboratory. So he could just stay with them until something was figured out. That would have to wait until they wake from their unexpected slumber. This just added to his feeling of uneasiness. First he had to deal with Mr. Charming now he had to deal with this. How could being a mad scientist villain be so stressful?

Dr.Two-Brains broke out his thoughts and started to clean up the mess his failed experiment caused. He would just have to make necessary adjustments to avoid this problem in the future. He'd call in his henchmen but they were on their day off and this would just cause them to worry about him all over again.

A tiny smile managed to work its way onto his expression, thinking about those two. They've become a small messed up family. Even though he does lose his temper and gets abit mean from time to time, they've never left him. They were always loyal to him and for that he was grateful. One of the nice things he had going on.

It took awhile to clean everything up, pieces of ray everywhere. The melted bits were harder to clean up but it wasn't anything he hadn't dealt with before. Plenty of failed rays could back that up. While in the midst of cleaning up the last bit of mess, he hadn't noticed that one of them had began to wake up. Too focused on the task at hand.

[worldofbraingirlau]

Dr.Jenkins how is it? Being Steven's assistant?

Dr. Jenkins: Before or After? *chuckles* *frowns* I'm sorry that was a bad joke.

Before, I would have to say it was a warming and amazing experience. I have been known to be...clumsy....most of the time and people have often berated me for just the simplest of mistakes. When I heard about Professor Steven Boxleitner, I was astounded about how this person was clumsy like me as well as known for being naive and oblivious sometimes, but he was still respected by many people, including heroes. I came to his lab one day and asked him to mentor me (hint: he pleaded), I was shocked when he cheerfully said he would be happy to have me as his assistant. He complimented my work and said he was impressed with what I have. Whenever my clumsiness got in the way and I messed up. He wouldn't get mad and tried to help me fix my mistakes. It was a relief to not be constantly berated or looked down on. Professor Boxleitner treated me as a friend and colleague. It was amazing how patient and kind he was with me and others.

After the accident....Steven has become harsher and cold and serious with just about everyone else including me. He doesn't scold me badly and does still helps me when I mess up. Although it does turn into a short lecture when I do screw up. Though not often, I do sometimes get yelled at by Professor Boxleitner, but it is not out of berating. He more often sounds fearful and worried when he yells at me when I make a mistake out of clumsiness. I know it is because he is afraid deep down I would one day wind up making a grievous mistake like he did. I believe he doesn't want me to end up like he did.

So before, I was just an assistant and a colleague Steven could depend on. Now, I am just someone trying to keep a good man from further breaking down due to grief and self hatred.

@melodythebunny

@drtwobrainsstuff

[askprofessorboxleitner]

Do you still like cheese? If not, what's your favourite food now that you're free of it? :D

Yeah, I do. But I like cheese like a normal person would, not obsessed with it like Dr. Two-Brains. I do really love sandwiches and ravioli, though!!

[proximasc0rner]

Day Twenty-Seven of asking Toby Fox pretty please with a cherry on top to join my existential crack rp server.

Today, I would like to share the "names that our characters under no circumstances want to be called" masterlist:

Allen - Abel Guard Austin - Guard Awful Captain Fordo - Captain Frodo Charlie Bergeron - Charlotte Cordelia - Dilly Dave Strider - Cave Spider Edward Hyde - Eddie Eleanor - Ellie, Ellen, Ella, Lenore, Nora, El, Lennie Fredrick - Freddy, Fredboy, Fred dick Frodo Baggins - Fordo Baggins Janitor - Convicted felon Kokichi Ouma - Kokaine Kyubey - Bastard, small motherfucker, other accurate descriptors Milo Koshkin - Kobe Nicholas "Satan" Johnson - Lucy, diet devil Nomura Yura - Yui Nyaldo Colas Wópez - Literally any of the nicknames he gives to other people Theodore "Teru" Jones II from Wisconsin - Teri, Terry, Toby, Tobey, Tobias, Theo, and, my personal favorite, T H O B E Y Dr. Two-Brains - Steven, Steve, Professor/Dr. Boxleitner

(Deadnames for trans characters were not included on this list.)

@undertale join my server :)

[welcometoterrorcity]

tomatoes a day keeps (professor) terror at bay

Becky: Nope but they get an annoyed daughter instead. Professor Terror: I said I was sorry! I did not mean for that tomato monster to explode over the library!

[ninjastormhawkkat]

For Gene and the four again

Have they ever accidentally yelled/lashed out at someone they would never want to hurt?

Have they ever been betrayed?

ooof dang I'm going to put the four first because Gene is a doozy Archie as a teen used to lash out at his mom and step dad because he was dealing poorly with his deadbeat dad Moran. His mom and stepdad don't hold it against him but Archie still feels awful about his teenage troubled youth. He was betrayed by Moran when he learned what his father did to him as a child. Patricia lashed out against Janet because she was tired and irritated with Janet trying to be her friend as well as Janet's well meaning but backfiring pranks. They did make up an started dating later on. In terms of betrayal - she was betrayed by her family and town when they unfairly accused her of murdering her wife. Jenkins accidentally lashed out at Joe while under the effects of a gas that made him crazy and very evil. Joe didn't hold it against him and was worried about him. Jenkins shut down for a while and Gene had to bring him out of it. Hugh lashed out at Patricia one time more out of emotional turmoil because he freaked out when he thought she was in deadly danger and didn't tell him the truth about it. (I can't think of any time's Hugh and Jenkins have been betrayed, hurt by actions but not betrayed.)

As for Gene...there is a list -lashed out at Alex when they were fighting over the treatment of villains -lashed out at Jenkins when Jenkins created a machine intended to help Mouse but caused her to accidentally commit crimes under a trance state and made people believe Mouse was the real culprit behind a series of crimes committed by regular mice. -lashed out at Hugh when they first met when Hugh pushed his buttons by accident and built his version of a mind reading device with the main purpose of trying to help Gene. -lashed out at Archie when he accidentally scared Mouse with his huge pet Spider Fluffy and his spider hero theme get up. He is called Doctor Arannae (Gene threw a truck at him.) -lashed out at Oliver for pushing his buttons -accidentally lashed out at Mouse when they were arguing over her behavior and not cleaning her room (the mousebraingirl version of the "Super Grounded" episode) (that is all I can think about right now) As for Betrayal (mousebraingirl au version) -betrayed by his dad Maddrix -betrayed by his colleague Athena when she kidnapped Becky

[the-twoster]

I have Dr Two-Brains/Professor Boxleitner headcannons

He is very autistic. He always wears his gloves because they help him not touch bad textures. He is also constantly stimming.

I also headcannon him as having ADHD.

He gets chronic migraines. Something to do with having another brain attatched to the side of your skull. Word Girl respects this and takes it easy on him those days, his henchmen just go out to the grocery store and they buy him little cheese cubes and pain medicine.

Sometimes while he's having a migraine due to his ADHD he'll get really understimulated and he'll be like "if I do anything my brain may begin to start frying like an egg, on the other hand, if I don't do something I might legitimately explode"

Professor Boxleitner had a cat.

"well, actually, mice don't like cheese all that much, they like nuts and stuff like that better" maybe squeaky just likes cheese, okay? /lh

Also maybe Professor Boxleitner is lactose intolerant and Squeaky likes forcing this renowned scientist to sit on the toilet for hours bc he thinks it's funny

Professor Boxleitner majored in chemistry, the experiment failed bc upon reflection he realizes he barely passed o-chem, definitely should've got someone with more expertise in bio to help him

Professor Boxleitner had a special interest in building machines like the ones he makes throughout the show, Dr. Two-Brains still has a special interest in that, which is why his schemes are so complicated, he wants to spend as much time doing stuff he enjoys before it all has to come back to satisfying Squeaky

The reason Dr. Two-Brains always knows all the words of the day (and even defines them for Word Girl on occasion!) is that Professor Boxleitner was friends with Word Girl and that knowledge carries over

As someone with OSDD-1b, I respectfully reject the notion that Dr. Two-Brains has DID, if you wanna believe it that's fine, more power to you, I just think there are better metaphors for what's happened to Professor Boxleitner (addiction, manipulation, etc.,). Again, I don't care what you headcannon as long as you're doing it respectfully, I personally just don't really see it.

you might get a part two