#ask-uzu-sanageyama

[jotarosexhusband]

ANIME TBOY SWAG BRACKET

alright people. i am going to compile an anime tboy swag bracket. let's find out who has the most tboy swag in all of anime. want your boy in the running? let me know! reply to this post / reblog and put it in your tags, send me an ask, submit a pitch, whatever. i'll be taking suggestions for at least a week! feel free to send propaganda for your boy(s) too. if you could reblog this post to get the word out that would be great!

CONDITIONS:

canon and noncanon trans characters are fine. it's about the swag

"anime" as a qualifier also includes manga and japanese visual novels / video games with an anime art style. special exceptions can be made if it's funny

depending on how many suggestions i get, i may cut characters for whatever reason. no hard feelings!

be respectful etc etc. if you disagree with a character's inclusion, just vote against them!

by nature of taking submissions there will be characters in this bracket from things i know nothing about. just keep that in mind

current (at the time of posting this) list, compiled by myself and a few friends, will be under the cut! Beneath that you will also find a list of all suggestions i will be considering

ones with asterisks are For Sure going on the bracket

reigen arataka (mob psycho 100) *

phoenix wright (ace attorney) *

bakugou katsuki (boku no hero academia) *

trafalgar law (one piece) *

yamato (one piece) *

vash the stampede (trigun) *

roy mustang (fullmetal alchemist)

ling yao (fullmetal alchemist)

shirogane naoto (persona 4) *

higashikata josuke (jojo's bizarre adventure part 4: diamond is unbreakable) *

kujo jotaro (jojo's bizarre adventure) *

nishinoya yuu (haikyuu!!) *

hinata shoyo (haikyuu!!)

kageyama tobio (haikyuu!!)

yato (noragami) *

matsuoka rin (free!)

killua zoldyck (hunter x hunter)

gon (hunter x hunter)

isaac o'connor (paranatural) (included because his parents are sailor moon and irish goku) *

simon (gurren lagann)

soul evans (soul eater)

death the kid (soul eater)

lavi (d gray man)

hikaru & kaoru (ouran high school host club)

megumi fushiguro (jujutsu kaisen)

sumimura yoshimori (kekkaishi)

sanageyama uzu (kill la kill)

lio fotia (promare)

galo thymos (promare)

dirk strider (homestuck) (included bc that's what he would want) *

sasuke uchiha (naruto)

L (death note)

kyo sohma (fruits basket)

kuroko tetsuya (kuroko no basket)

kabru (dungeon meshi)

rin (ao no exorcist)

inosuke (demon slayer)

zenitsu (demon slayer)

shinji ikari (neon genesis evangelion) *

spike spiegel (cowboy bebop)

brock (pokemon)

luke triton (professor layton) *

genos (one punch man) *

apollo justice (ace attorney) *

link (legend of zelda)

ishimaru kiyotaka (dangan ronpa)

SUGGESTIONS:

light yagami (death note) *

dororo (dororo)

portgas d. ace (one piece)

togata (fire punch)

kaoru kurita (wonder egg priority) *

black star (soul eater)

edward elric (fullmetal alchemist)

sigma (bungo stray dogs)

claude (claudine)

yoshioka masafumi (apocalypse no toride)

ciel (black butler)

mafuyu (project sekai)

jesse pinkman (breaking bad) (this was a suggestion that made me laugh out loud. he has to be here) *

sasara nurude (hypnosis microphone)

kamille bidan (zeta gundam)

aki (chainsaw man)

jacuzzi splot (baccano!)

firo prochainezo (baccano!)

miyamizu mitsuha (your name)

casca (berserk)

dazai osamu (bungo stray dogs)

kei kisaragi (black jack)

haruhi fujioka (ouran high school host club)

[madmanwonder]

Ask: Au crossover

Garland!Jaune

Satsuki wouldn't admit it she and her student council were a little outnumbered. Unfortunately she was seperted from them in a fight before the strike of beringel could knock her down a armored knight appeared and took the blow. His helmet crumbles away revealing a face she hadn't seen since she was a kid Jaune Arc. How would she and the student council react to see him not only take down grimm but do it with such brutality that they even crystallized before exploding.

Ira: Truly outstanding!

Uzu: Woah...!

Nonon: O_O

Hōka: Interesting. Very interesting...

Satsuki: How did you become so powerful?

[adulescensimitor]

“To know yourself is to be at peace.”

“…For a given value of peace, yeah. Guess it all depends on your point of view. Nothing quite like figurin’ that no matter how much you try, some things are just gonna go wrong. Can make a man obsessive enough to try every trick in the book to make things go right - or make him give up ever trying again.”

“It’s all subjective.”

[abbacchiosbelt]

could you perhaps do kink headcanons for sanageyama ? :eyes:

for my favorite anime husband ever?? always!! 

oh, in case i’ve never talked about it before... i used to run a klk scenarios blog back in 2014! there aren’t a whole lot of posts, but if you wanna read some old haley writing, here you go.

18+ under the cut!

Uzu isn’t a complicated guy when it comes to what gets him going. He’s the type of guy who wants his partner to be writhing in pleasure before he’s even been touched, so many of his kinks stem from gratifying his partner before himself.

He’s big on overstimulation, both on himself and his partner. He’ll whisper dirty things into your ear while he works you up over and over again, not even bothering to touch his aching cock until you’re begging him to stop because you can’t take it anymore. 

Facesitting — please sit on his face. Smother him, make him go red. He loves it. There’s nothing he loves more than gripping your ass tight while he eats you out like a man starved. 

This one might be obvious... but subservience to his partner. He’ll do whatever you ask — crawl on all fours, kissing up and down your whole body, worship you, pleasure you for hours while his cock goes untouched... All he asks for, if he’s down on all fours for you, is some praise. It gets his cock harder faster than just about anything else. 

Rope bondage. He’s an expert at shibari, and though he tends to be the less dominant one in the bedroom, Uzu does love to intricately (and with utmost care!) tie his partner up. 

Bisexual and 100% into chest play. Whether he’s laying on a muscled chest, a big pair of soft titties, or a flat chest... He’s into it. Uzu is going to grope your chest and suck on your nipples until you can’t stand it anymore. He also loves position where he can reach your chest when the two of you are having sex, simply so he can bury his face in them.

Uzu is into playfighting that turns into fucking... And if he’s really pent up, he will even try some predator and prey play with you. He’s fine with either role, as long as it ends up with one of you pinned to the floor being fucked senseless. Though he prefers to be gentle with his partner, he wants to be roughed up and doesn’t mind if you bite his neck hard enough to draw blood or leave bruises. It’s all part of the fun for him.

[marshmallowgoop]

(Part 1 of 2) Controversial? Oh, no. I forgot tone is hard to discern on the Internet. I wasn't angry, just puzzled. I think I thought this way because my admiration of Satsuki's character (after the reveal of her noble motives) made me gloss over the finer details of her cruel, villainous behavior. Furthermore, her smile here seems related to how she seemed happy to have tea with him later in the episode, a reversal of how cold and distant she was earlier.

(Part 2 of 2) As for “pain”, who knows if the process was super painful? Iori could have used anesthesia. Still, it’s very disturbing for just how extreme it was. You relating it to your fanfic moment was a good choice to illustrate this point.

Anonymous asks: Honestly, the Uzu thing seems to be a deeply polarizing thing! I’ve never read it as Satsuki forcing Uzu to blind himself implicitly or explicitly through her influence. From him meeting her, her lunge with the teacup handle, she was assessing him and his response disappointed her given that she didn’t come to watch. And he understood what she had seen in him that night and his overreliance on his uniform’s abilities led him to blind himself for the sake of the plan. I argue for his agency in this instance and for Satsuki’s reaction to be a complex one that included a pleased sort of surprise at the forthrightness, ingenuity, resolve in his rededication to the cause he displayed. Even when I believed she was a villain this is how I read it, especially considering that this is one of our first glimpses into the incomprehensibility of the cast but also that her quiet affection for those closest to her. Her reaction isn’t perfect yes but arguably she’s emotionally fucked up as well.

I’m enjoying this discussion by the way. I hope it comes across that I’m not looking for an argument!

I should note that I didn’t mean “controversial” in a bad way!

I was just surprised, is all. My first post discussing the Uzu incident is probably one of my more popular essays, and I hadn’t received any disagreement for my argument before. So, to see multiple comments understanding the scene differently now was just not something I was expecting. 

I mean, I have plenty of Kill la Kill opinions that I know are controversial, and I’ve even noted in the past that I could respond to most anything said about the series with an image that reads, “I’ve written—or can link to—lengthy rebuttals” because I recognize that a lot of my thoughts on the show really aren’t widely held. I just didn’t realize that my Uzu statement was one of those thoughts!

But I don’t at all mind disagreement! In fact, I’m often kinda sad that I don’t see folks disagreeing with me much. I enjoy listening to what others have to say about things I like.

I do apologize if I came off as snappy in my response, though. It doesn’t excuse coming off as angry if I did, but it really wasn’t my intention to sound mad; I’m just very passionate ^^; I’ll work to be better on that front.

Now, I do have a few more things to add here, and warning, it’ll get pretty personal. But, basically, I think the whole situation is a lot more complicated than I’ve probably expressed in my short posts.

So. I kind of relate to Uzu, in a way. Yeah, I’m not at all a delinquent like he is, but I totally get feeling like you’re not good enough for your family and are kind of a disgrace to them. While my family might not have a konnyaku shop for me to shame, they do have a history (on both sides!) of smart, educated people that I can dishonor by not being particularly intelligent—and I’ve felt over and over that I’ve done just that. Sure, I got a college degree, but that’s really expected here; after all, my grandfather earned a Master’s (and considering he was a black man doing so in my country decades and decades ago, I can only imagine how difficult that was), and my parents both graduated with degrees in engineering.

Growing up, I felt constantly pressured to be smart, and much like Uzu, I felt constantly compared to an older sibling. My mother even stated explicitly at a parent-teacher conference, right in front of me, that she thought I wasn’t as smart as my older sister. So, I put it upon myself to be smart. I took all these difficult honors classes in high school to look smart.

But at the end of the day? Those classes were too much for me. I was a miserable wreck. I really hurt myself.

Just like Uzu did.

So, here’s the point of this overly long anecdote. Satsuki and the other Elites, as well as Shiro, are another family for Uzu. And like many families, such as Uzu’s very own blood family, there’s pressure placed upon its members. I don’t deny that Uzu definitely made a choice to sew his eyes shut because he absolutely did, just as I definitely made a choice to sign up for classes that would be the cause of horrible emotional suffering in high school. Satsuki didn’t beat Uzu over the head to go and do something that drastic to get stronger, just as my parents didn’t force me to register for the hardest classes possible. We’re all responsible for our own actions, as Ryuko would say, and I dislike putting blame solely on someone else for decisions we made of our own free will.

Plus, there are a lot more factors at play, too. There are so many more reasons that Uzu would want to be strong than to please Satsuki and the others, just as there was a lot more influencing my desire to be smart than my family.

But I think it’s undeniable that family is extremely significant. Would Uzu have been so driven to do what he did, had he not been following a leader who absolutely does not tolerate failure? Who calls him “pathetic” and insults him even when Soroi is the only one watching—and even when his self-confidence has already been bruised and his image marred?

Satsuki: I’ve no time for losers, Sanageyama.

Satsuki: Pathetic.

In another situation, Ira nearly killed himself when he lost to Ryuko and Senketsu in episode 9. That’s partly just how Gama is, but Satsuki’s leadership is most certainly encouraging that sort of behavior. Just look at how awful the scene I posted above is! If losing brings you that, I mean….

In any case, I argued in my other posts that Satsuki drove Uzu to sew his eyes shut, and that’s exactly what I’m getting at here. No, Satsuki didn’t make Uzu do anything, but just like how my childhood environment of a mother who frequently reminded me of how similar I was to a sister of hers who didn’t have the family smarts (and whom she considered to be about as intelligent as a bag of bricks) drove me to overly challenge myself in high school, Satsuki’s regime undoubtedly drove Uzu to be as strong as he possibly could be—no matter the costs.

But unlike my situation, I feel that Uzu’s was manipulative. My parents didn’t just say nothing as I threw myself into something I couldn’t handle. They actively told me not to take those difficult classes. But Satsuki? She knew Uzu was 100% going to lose, and she lets him go make a total fool of himself anyway. Compare this to Ryuko and Senketsu in episode 3, where Senketsu is still a pretty robotic, unemotional baby, but he still tells Ryuko straight out, “Hey, we’re probably not gonna win this thing.” He lets her know exactly what she’s getting into.

Senketsu: Ryuko, I feel I should warn you. Your opponent is more powerful than you are.

Satsuki doesn’t let Uzu know exactly what he’s getting into, though. And that’s because she doesn’t really want to. When Uzu loses, she’s well aware that he’ll do whatever he can to to be worthy of fighting in her war again. And that’s exactly what Satsuki wants: good, useful tools for her battle.

Now, of course, Uzu, like Ryuko in episode 3 and like myself, probably would have just done whatever he wanted no matter what anyone else had to say about it. I bet he totally would have challenged Ryuko to a duel without Satsuki’s blessing. But I think there’s definitely a level of manipulation here that’s not present in Ryuko’s situation or mine, and Satsuki even admits to using such tactics later. She purposely led Ryuko to believe that she killed Ryuko’s father in order to push Ryuko to be stronger, and, in the same way, she purposely allows Uzu to fight a doomed fight to push him to be stronger. It’s… kind of cold.

And while I’m here with the Ryuko and Senketsu comparisons, there’s actually something quite interesting about the placement of the Satsuki-sees-that-Uzu-sewed-his-eyes-shut scene. As it turns out, the moment plays directly after Ryuko irons Senketsu in an interaction so sweet that this adorable music box variation of “Before my body is dry” serves as the background music (starting at around 1:08 here).

And… the two scenes are actually kind of similar?

In both cases, a character had inflicted pain on themselves to be stronger. Senketsu let himself be torn up so that he and Ryuko could win against Uzu, and Uzu sewed his eyes shut so that he wouldn’t be overreliant on his sight in battle. 

But Ryuko and Satsuki have wildly different reactions to their friends getting hurt. Just compare Ryuko’s troubled expression and “sorry about that” to Satsuki’s smile:

When Ryuko realizes that her method was a painful experience for Senketsu, she’s hurt and regretful, and she later apologizes to Senketsu before attempting the tactic again.

Ryuko: Sorry about this, Senketsu.

In contrast, when Satsuki realizes the drastic decision Uzu made to be stronger, she’s impressed and pleased and doesn’t seem at all concerned with how painful—both physically and emotionally!—the procedure had to be for him. 

The fact that these two similar scenes are presented one after another only serves to highlight the coldness and cruelty of Satsuki’s rule. She’s not at all behaving as a friend would with Uzu, as Ryuko does with Senketsu. And while the pain both boys endured was arguably very much worth it—after all, Senketsu even states directly that he wouldn’t have been able to enjoy that moment with Ryuko if he didn’t get hurt, and Uzu becomes leagues more powerful and learns an important lesson in humility for his actions—Ryuko is notably affected by the costs of their good outcome in a way that Satsuki really, really isn’t with Uzu.

So. This all got super out of hand for what I was (seriously!) intending to be a short response, but the gist is that, personally, I find Satsuki’s actions in the episode to be… not the nicest. I’m not saying that her reaction is outlandish given her situation—it’s really, really not—and I’m not even saying that Satsuki doesn’t care about Uzu. She does! Heck, Uzu himself seems to recognize as much in the episode when he points out that Satsuki had to be holding back when she attacked him (which implies that she doesn’t truly want to hurt him).

Uzu: I assume you were holding back.

I am making some assumptions in my analysis; I do believe that the sewing had to be physically painful, and I also feel it’s emotionally painful in that Uzu is literally blinding himself and making it impossible for him to enjoy things he used to (such as drinking tea, which becomes too much for him after the procedure). But no matter how painful Uzu’s situation, it definitely is drastic and extreme, and Satsuki’s reaction to it comes off as unfitting from a friend.

Which I think is sad! Satsuki values and loves Uzu. She doesn’t want harm to come his way. And yet, she drove him—at least on some level—to sew his eyes shut. 

And all she can do is smile.

[isolaradiale]

i sent in a re - reservation with my personal contact, but i finished before the next ask run! here is uzu sanageyama from kill la kill!

Welcome!

You'll be staying in HOUSE 138!

You'll be able to use your tengantsu five times a day to predict up to five seconds of movement from another person.

You'll be given a wooden sword.

Enjoy your stay!

– ⋆ maia

[blrdnames]

tagged by @gobos aaa i think someone else tagged me earlier too but i didnt see

relationship status: HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 3 and a half YEARS now

lipstick or chapstick: neither these lips will bleed before i even consider chappin em

last song i listened to: tears for fears everybody wants to rule the world (fuck you jay)

last movie i watched: moana (twice bc it made me juincy)

top 3 character: sanageyama uzu my number 1 forever, nagisa kaworu aaaaand crowley from good omens

top 3 ship: how can you ask me this god ok kawoshin ride or die, hina/aoba/dio (my city now and forever) and uhh,,, dirkiborn fuck you i ship so much but these are the ships i’d stan for

I CANT TAG ANYONE WHO HASNT ALREADY BEEN TAGGED I DONT HAVE THAT MANY FRIENDS

[adulescensimitor]

🌻

send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

Sanageyama smokes, drinks, and participates in underground street fights, but doesn’t do hard drugs, and in fact has made it part of his Alliance’s mission to keep hard drugs out of their territory. In part due to this, addiction in the areas where he has control are at an all time low. A lot of their income used to be from alcohol and cigarette smuggling, but it turned out to be so profitable that they went legitimate, and the Alliance as a whole now runs several liquor stores.

[abbacchiosbelt]

a big update + requests are OPEN [must read this post first, please] 🌻

hello everyone! since the poll results were positive, i have decided to make this a multi-fandom writing blog! it’s been on my mind for a long time and i truly believe it will help me get some of my spark back. thank you all as always for your patience.

what does this mean? am i leaving the jjba fandom? not at all! in fact, not much will be changing except for my tag system and what requests i allow! oh, and i did update the blog layout today! anyways... let me answer some questions you may have. ☻

what fandoms are you going to be writing for?

you can find the answer to that by following this link! in case tumblr decides to act up, i’ll also be putting the fandoms i’ll be writing for under the cut at the end of this post.

will there be less jjba content?

since this started out as a jjba blog, i don’t plan on ever dropping it from the lineup! i may limit characters in the future, but that’s not something i’m really thinking about right now.

what if i’m not interested in the other fandoms?

that’s perfectly fine, my friend! that’s what the tagging system will come in handy for. while i use it sometimes, any non-jjba writing will be tagged with ‘not jjba’ so you can add it to your blocklist if you need! as far as i’m aware it should not block my other tags, like ‘jjba headcanons,’ but if you’re seeing an interference please let me know and i’ll work on a new tag.

additionally, all fandoms will have their own tag so you can whitelist them, or whatever you’d like to do!

what about confession sessions? can we submit them for other fandoms?

at the moment, i am going to keep the confession session asks jjba only. i may change this in the future, but while things adjust, i’d like to leave it as jjba confessions only! thank you ♥

additionally... requests are open! they will be closing at 12 A.M. on november 20th. so, you have almost 24 hours to get a request in!

as per usual, please don’t flood the inbox and give others a chance to send in requests. if you sent me a request last round and i didn’t do it, keep in mind i still have quite a few that i want to do leftover from last time!

as i said, i still have a few batches of requests i’d like to do... but i’m really hoping to get some other stuff in this round! since 99.9% of y’all are here for the jjba, i won’t be too upset if it’s primarily that, lmao! don’t feel pressured, but if you’re interested... branch out!

finally... i’m going to be reposting some of my older fics and fics from other fandoms i have on AO3 on this account. if you’ve been a long time follower and see something you recognize, don’t worry, it’s just me adding it here since i’ll now be writing for multiple fandoms!

thanks if you read this long post, and i look forward to chatting & working on your requests as always! i appreciate all of you.

new fandoms + characters i’m writing for below the cut!

Mystic Messenger

Jumin

Zen

707

Yoosung

Jaehee

Saeran

V

Boku no Hero Academia

Keigo Takami - Hawks

Yagi Toshinori - All Might

Enji Todoroki - Endeavor

Shota Aizawa - Eraser Head

Dabi

willing to do villain aus!

i do not write for any students. any request of that nature will be deleted.

Fire Emblem: Three Houses (post time-skip only)

Dimitri

Dedue

Felix

Ashe

Sylvain

Mercedes

Edelgard

Hubert

Ferdinand

Linhardt

Dorothea

Claude

Lorenz

Hilda

Shamir

Fire Emblem: Fates

Kaze

Felicia

Ryoma

Takumi

Saizo

Kaden

Xander

Camilla

Leo

Lazlow

Niles

Charlotte

Keaton

Fire Emblem: Awakening

Chrom

Lon'qu

Cordelia

Libra

Tharja

Olivia

Cherche

Henry

Hunter x Hunter

Hisoka

Chrollo

Morel

Ging

Kurapika (sfw only)

Kill la Kill (i don’t think anyone will ask… but you know… here it is anyways)

Uzu Sanageyama

Ira Gamagoori

Satsuki Kiryuin

Aikuro Mikisugi

Tsumugu Kinagase

[askthebandgeek-nonon-blog]

I don’t see the appeal in him, honestly… Just a stinkin’ monkey. 

[adulescensimitor]

She'd been following him for a few minutes. She was beginning to go a little too much out of her way for a stranger, and quite frankly, Lily feared she was beginning to give creepy vibes. Suddenly, his steps quickened. Drat! "Sir, SIR!" she called out, her steps turning into a job, "There is something stuck on your back!"

Sanageyama had been wondering when the other would speak up.

He didn’t see her, but with his enhanced senses, he didn’t need to. And that was what had confused him, if only for a little - she didn’t smell like an assassin or ambusher. Not that he hadn’t known people who could hide their killing intent, but there was always a bodily tell - the increase in heart rate, the subtle stench of adrenaline tinged sweat or the exhale of a breath to steady one’s aim.

This girl had none of that, and she wasn’t obviously trying to hide her presence, either - not like an enemy would.

How strange, indeed.

At the sound of her voice, he turned to face her, finally bringing his eyes to bear. Her body language certainly didn’t give off any aggression, so he relaxed a little, though he didn’t let his guard down completely.

“…Something stuck?”

[askthebandgeek-nonon-blog]

or should I say, sweet-cheeks?