Thinking about..
Calling over handyman!Kiri anytime you have a minor inconvenience in your apartment so you can see him show up in his torn jeans and tool belt slung low on his hips.
He flashes that megawatt smile and tells you “no problem sweetheart, I can fix anything!”
Soon he will realize he’s making more calls to your house than anyone in the whole town…coincidence? Nah, there’s another leak he can fix while he’s at it.
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About me;
What about myself? Uh, let's see: I was born into a family of seven brothers and I left Boston as soon as I could and ran around the world. I've been beaten-up, shot-at, shot, beat-up again and... hold on.
You know, I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you have any idea, any idea who you're talking to?
I mean, what can I even tell ya?
'm a Fast runner. Great at baseball. Unbelievably handsome.
Sun's shining, grass is green, and god damn it, I'm frickin' awesome!
Y'need someone's teeth Out of their head? I'm your guy, You need someone bleedin'? I'm your guy! You have dumb little questions? I'm. Your. Guy. Hit me with it! Seriously! You know how annoying and borin' it gets to spend most of your days with the same people? Entertain me and I'll entertain you! How's that for a trade huh, Huh?
Y'know the speech, Askbox is open, Yeah, yeah! Feel free to ask me any dumbass question you got! Go crazy!
Ps;as of April 22 2024 I won't be taking headcanons into account or keeping them to a minimum while writing him, you're welcome to share em! I'm just tryna keep it as close to canon as possible
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askbox is open!
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Ooh boy mech assignments. Guess that means I'll get to move out of the paint shop. Not sure if that's a good thing or not
Missiles, you say?
What's that? You didn't say anything about missiles? DOESN'T MATTER YOU HAVE ALL THE MISSILES NOW. Enjoy your Yeoman!
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I wanna give Ripped Raph a kiss on the forehead... She is so darling....
After this she gave your four forehead kisses in return :D
click for better quality
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Hello! And welcome to my askblog! Here you can ask anything you wish as long as it's not Nsfw or something someone already asked!
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Saltbaker! Have you gone to baking school or something?? If not, how many years have you baking/cooking?
First———> Previous———> Next
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chit chat anyone?
🥺
AMA session? about me or my oc? idk i'm not feeling super duper well with my health and i need a lil pick me up
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for the pallet request, maybe bluestar with storm? :3
"So I try to say goodbye, my friend
I'd like to leave you with something warm
But never have I been a blue calm sea
I have always been a storm"
she is contemplating.... i would have liked to do something dramatic and lore heavy for bluestar, i really like her! maybe someday idk i was too happy with this sketch of her Walking tm
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Random question on your askbox because I just saw you on my dash.
Marc and Steven love Layla.
Even we (spectators) meet Jake, do you think he could love her too? I bet he likes her already.
Marc has been in love with her for years now, Steven fell in love as soon as he met her.
I think with that on the table, it'd be interesting to see Jake developing feelings for her eventually, like, a progress, you know(?
She's pretty badass and cool, so I bet Jake already likes her because of that.
Now, would he flirt with her whether he loves her or not, is a question a would like to see answered myself, hahaha
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aw yee I got the tiemmmssss
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THE FINAL SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE VILLAIN SHOWDOWN 3
Predictably so, we have reach our final showdown. So, here in about 2 hours, the final polls will go live. Your matchup this time is...
Wheatley (Portal 2) vs Magolor (Kirby)
May the best villain win, and be crowned the victor of the 3rd ultimate villain showdown
I feel like now is also a good time to remind you all that inbox is open for villain suggestions and rerun proposals for Ultimate Villain Showdown 4, which I do indeed plan to host. Otherwise, I hope yall have a great rest of your weeks and I'll see you next Wednesday to announce our winner!
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Gib mech pls
You get ECM! You get laser! You get speedy! You get the RAVEN!
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ASKBOX OPEN FOR EARTHSPARK NERDS
Click here to ask Sparkbite, Shockwave, and/or Park any question you want!
I wanna expand and draw some more stuff for them o3o
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moots send an ask that says 'boop' or 'bap' and i'll draw what i think your paw looks like
idk im bored and wanna draw cat paws
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=> Vriska: Wake up
Stupid narrative I'm ALREADY GODTIER
and Dead.
I don't really dress like that anymore anyway.
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