#ass lighting cuz raining </3

[neonjstr]

fanart of this song

[goldfades]

MANAGERS OFFICE: (I want to hear your individual headcannons on this so plz anyone feel free to add on)

First off, girly has snacks EVERYWHERE, so many cabinets and drawers and secret spaces with snacks in it. Something tells me the manager likes gummy and sour candies so there's lots of those.

Pr packages from brands, at one point her office was overflowing with boxes

She has one of those type writer keyboards and the girls will just be in her office chilling and relaxing/falling asleep to the keyboard clacks

Manager has a keyboard collection on the wall with different keyboards and keycaps.

Diffuserssss everywhere, the moment you walk into her office you're just hit with a wave of calm.

Baby also has candles lit and things like plants and eucalyptus.

Fluffy blankets!!!!

Comfiest couch and bean bags.

Big TV facing her desk (the girls 100% hooked up their consoles to it)

Manager also has a wii so they'll play wii sports, wii sports resorts, mario kart, and any just dance game

(Of course they're getting competitive at the basketball game on wii sports resorts)

Extra clothes for both her and the team, sometimes she just doesn't feel like going home to change, or she has a late night.

Organized as HELL, nothing is out of place and if something is she's gonna lose it. She literally needs to be organized she's the manager, assistant coach, photographer, & the media manager. If she's not organized she's not gonna have a good time.

She's an artist so she has some of her paintings/drawings, clay figures, origami just everywhere around her office. She also has the art things that old students have made her as well.

PICTURE WALL, it gets more and more full by the day.

Bookshelf that she has both hers and books for the girls

Adding onto that, next to Paige, Ice, KK, & Nika. Azzi is in her office the most just relaxing or reading. Manager always gets new books for Azzi to read or books Azzi has been talking about. They just sit in comfortable silence.

Manager's office is placed where she can see the sunset and sunrise sooo

The SKY PICTURES

OH OMG and the GOLDEN HOUR PICTURES????? I'm gonna die

I can go on and on about her office pictures alone, girly can POSE!... PHOTOSHOOT! POSE POSE

The tiktoks tooo....... don't get me started

Speaking of the windowww

Rainy days in her office must be heavnly.

The rain hitting the window (the girls watching the raindrops race <3), the candles and diffuser doing their thing, tea brewing, lofi playing in the background.

She has a fluffy ass carpet that the girls lay on.

manager has appliances in her office backroom, tea kettle, air fryer, microwave, yeah-

Let's say manager takes her pet to school (it's either take your pet to work day or she has a service animal) baby is laying on that carpet and sunbathing

Fidget toys

Manager has that big ass Snorlax beanbag

The girls always getting her new candles and essential oils <3

She has a mini fridge that she fills with drinks.

The backroom has an even bigger fridge.

Manager collects minifigures from a series and puts them on a shelf

She has suncatchers everywhere

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4e/8a/17/4e8a1738f067a8f4d18147cf08e45aae.jpg

^ like that :b

Led lights (either the strips or the lamps)

Bomb ass computer set up, I think she has multiple computers and a big ass desk

Perfume shelf with her favorite scents

She's always going to office supply stores cuz she's always running out

Manager journals and has a shit ton of stationary items for it like pens, stickers, washi tape, etc.

She keeps her space C L E A N, and WILL scold anyone who fucks it up

Something tells me she's one of those people that hate shoes in her office, like she has slippers she makes people put on or they take off their shoes, keep their socks on and put them next to the door before they enter.

All the pain medication, go to her for it, it's in her drawer.

All of the teams comfort snacks and items are in her office in case they're overstimulated/ need a break.

Makeup drawer with a little mirror incase she needs a touch up.

Her lunches are amaaazing, she kinda had to start bringing extra cuz the team

Manager has little art projects sometimes, like those DIY wisteria flowers you hand from the ceiling or that cloud LED light thing where you put cotton over the led light strips and it looks like electricity.

But they buy her fast food so she doesn't mind,,,,,too much

"KK get the FUCK OUTTA MY PASTA GIRL!"

Since manager sucks with her phone, especially when she's locked in. The girls got her a LoveNote box where the heart spins everytime she gets a message, and they're just reminders from the girls or other silly messages.

The most common one being "You better be home in 15 minutes or we're gonna drag you out."

To be honest, if I were the manager, I wouldn't want to leave my office either, working or not.

-🐹

this is. a damn masterpiece CAUSE YES

baby girl is soooo damn organized and the whole food thing is so real, they're eating her lunch and she's just like... "but my pasta..." and they're like WE NEED THE CARBS!!!!!!!!!

if i was manager i'd never wanna leave either CAUSE IT SOUNDS... AMAZING HOLY COW

[tainted-liquor]

Hey, Mami!

Earth42!Miles Morales x Black!AFAB Reader TWs: mentions of stimming (Can be read as an autistic reader tbh?), N-word usage, slight recollection of murder (c'mon gang its prowler miles),

ingredients: Sugar, kisses, and a lil bit of smiles <3 (Fluff!!) W/C: 837

It had been about two days since you last saw your boyfriend, and you were beginning to get a little worried about his whereabouts. Ever since he told you about him being the prowler and how he avoided taking his real phone on missions, you became hyperaware of the time he spent running the streets. You weren't mad at all, just scared. You missed your man and it spooked the living shit out of you that you couldn't check upon him. You double-checked your phone to see if you had gotten a text from him that you somehow missed, frowning slightly when the familiar purple heart emoji didn't appear in your notification center.

To both ease your nerves and take your mind off your boyfriend, you decided to crochet a hat with kitty ears on top. You got some spools of black yarn, connected your phone to your Bluetooth speaker, and began to listen to some Brandy while you crocheted the kitty beanie. Everything was going smoothly, you had plenty of yarn, your LEDs were on a calming shade of storm blue, and the small patter of rain hit your window as you found your inner peace. After around 2 hours of crocheting, however, a faint knocking noise was heard from somewhere in your room. You convinced yourself you didn't really hear it, and finished up your kitty beanie.

*Knock knock knock!*

You quickly jumped up from your bed, gently sticking your crochet needle into a small slit in the beanie, lifting your head to the source of the noise. Your face lights up with joy as you see a familiar silhouette crouched down on the roof by your window. You cheer quietly, arms tensing around your shoulders as they rock back and forth as you run over to your window. "Hey hunnie!" you beam as you open the window, sliding your curtains to the side to make room for Miles. "Hey, mami!" he says as he shakes the rainwater from his body, vaguely resembling a dog.

He placed a gentle, cold kiss on the top of your head before chucking lowly. "Not you leaving me in the cold," he grumbles with faux annoyance, wrapping his arms around your waist. "Nigga I just got you back after two days of radio silence, don't start wit' your sassy sargeant shit." I retort as I playfully roll my eyes, smashing the side of my face into his cold and soaked chest. "Did you walk in the rain!?" I exclaim as I quickly look up at Miles. "You already know I did, mami. Anything for you" he shrugs.

I sigh loudly, gesturing to my closet. "Go change outta them wet ass clothes before you catch a cold. Then, come tell me about your mission!" I add with a wide grin, letting Miles go and skipping back to my original position on my bed and continuing with my project. He knew how much I loved him recalling all the details about his missions, silently listening in awe as I fidgeted with my hands and made small noises of approval every now and again. Miles would never admit it, but he thought it was cute how when I got happy, my arms would immediately give away my joy. He grabbed some of his clothes from my closet before disappearing into my bathroom, emerging 5 minutes later with a black wife beater, purple sweatpants, and...my bright pink headband???

"Not you stealing from your girlfriend..." I giggled as I looked up at the headband on Miles's head. "My nigga don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. Or whatever Tupac said." He laughed loudly. "TUPAC!?!??!" I yelled with wide eyes and a slack jaw, processing the sheer audacity this motherfucker had. We begin fake bickering for about 5 minutes before Miles calms down and begins explaining his latest mission. He went on about some corrupt fucker who was dabbling in things he shouldn't have been dabbling in. I nod my head as I focus my gaze on the kitty beanie in my lap, but remain sharply fixated on Miles's every word.

"So yeah, then I had to take the nigga on by myself while Aaron boxed the niggas outside up. Whatchu workin' on ma?" He gently asks as he notices my hands steady pattern of crochet. "Huh? Oh, Just finishing this kitty beanie!" I giggle as I finalize the hat, stretching it slightly to make sure that it didn't have any loose points. I gesture for Miles to lean in closer, before setting the beanie on his head with a smile. He gently reaches for the hat with a small smile, fangs peaking out gently in his perfect mug. "You look so adorableee~, bae!" I cheer as my hands flap slightly. "Really? Why thank you, Mami." He coos with a wink.

We spent the rest of the night talking about random topics. Crochet, his past victims, and more whilst smothering each other in our presence, pressed up against each other softly. "G'night, Miles."

"Goodnight, Mi Vida."

pls credit if you use this idea!

[seokjinsonlyone]

btw i love how accurately you depict each member cuz 99% of bloggers here make bts seem like discord daddies 😭

but who do you think in bts would be the scariest in an argument with their partner?

to me, I feel like the maknae line would be scary if you made them angry enough like imagine jk swole tatted ass yelling at you and having you backed into a corner idk

listeeeennnn as sexy as they can be sometimes, me and the tannies just go back way too far to only see them in that occasional state of being like… i’ve seen jimin kick himself out of a chair and hobi play celine dion out his nostril on a recorder like u just gotta be fr from time to time 🫡 that being said

i don’t think jk would be the scariest like he may be big nd buff but he’s still a baby our kookoo baby star candy angel prince puppy would get more upset than anything in an argument like i can see him just getting really exasperated if he was tryna explain himself to you but you won’t hearing or believing him like he’ll be more ready to cry than anything like he’s just so accustomed to being our baby light bulb funky little pop star golden maknae that he’s just used to sitting there and taking it so i really believe that in an argument he wouldn’t be that aggressive however i do think that if you pushed him hard enough he would get loud wit you for a second just to shut you up before you make him reach his limit. scary meter: [5/10]

you know who i do think is really scary tho? hobi 😳. he may be all smiles and giggles and sunshine but when you piss him off the dark clouds roll in fr 😬 like say the wrong thing on the right day and you gon be in for something treacherous keep in mind this the same man that threw a banana at jungkook like the last time i heard of throwing a banana at someone was in mario kart now i can’t really see him raising his voice but he WILL back u into a corner like i have a clear vision of him red in the face gritting his teeth spewing straight up venom if y’all get into it real bad. scary meter: [9/10]

now when you think about a bangtan fight it seem like jimin always at the scene of the crime. u got the mandu incident, the time him nd jungkook got into it nd ended up hugging in the rain, on burn the stage when tae nd seokjinnie was having it out he was scolding them afterwards like he just always there for a tussle. so when i imagine fighting with jimin i can just see you popping off on him saying this and that and him talking over you saying this and that until you say sumn crazy and he gon tell you to watch your mouth, get fed up and tell you to leave him alone and don’t call him or something, and then try to storm out (and that’s when you grab his wrist before he makes it out the room and kiss him on da mouf and let him push you up against a wall and y’all make up 😏 way before y’all come to an agreement). scary meter: [6/10]

i think if you were to fight with seokjin i can’t say for surely that it would be super scary but by NO MEANS will it be a pretty sight to see. like we know he like to run his mouth so if y’all fighting he gon get to talking fast neck and ears gonna be red and whatever he saying to you it’s gonna be MEAN if you push him there he will raise his voice but i think that’s about it like your feelings gonna be super hurt at the end of it bc he know exactly which buttons to push but if you’re ever scared it’s gonna be bc you think he leaving bc one thing about seokjin is he not afraid to cut a person off. scary meter: [4/10]

yoongi wouldn’t hurt a fly nor would he give the impression that he would hurt a fly like yeah he's agust d and we’ve seen that the inner rage does exist but he the embodiment of the pen is mightier than the sword like if anything his anger runs cold like you can go ahead with the fussing and fighting and yelling crying carrying on but he not wit da dramatics you can talk to him or you can go somewhere he not doing all that so would he be scary in an argument? nah. scary meter: [3/10]

joonie is a big buff man real tall and muscly but that’s not what makes him scary bc as big and buff as he is he is equally kind and gentle but there's a definite streak of unrefined aggression that lives within him and if you ever tapped into that it'd be bad bc it's like he holds back so much that when the flood gates open you will drown like downturned eyebrows nose scrunched up red in the face volume at 100 he's gesturing wildly got you backed in the corner ya know the WORKS but i do think it'd be a real quick burst tho like he's gonna absolutely lose it for all of a minute before regaining control of his emotions and he'd apologize for talking to you like that immediately. scary meter: [7/10]

hands down 100% tae is the scariest member to fight with like i'm specifically thinking of that time that rumor was being spread and he went on weverse saying he wish he could like stab the reporters with needles or something like that like if at all possible DO NOT piss him off because he is just so firm in all his beliefs and convictions like he is not backing down and i think he is also the most dramatic so if you take him there he's going to make the most of it like it'd be a steady build up him just continuously getting more and more upset until he's stomping around yelling at you like there's slamming doors and harsh words i wouldn't put it above him to punch a hole in the wall depending on the severity of the situation just like he is naawwwttt the one. scary meter: [10/10]

a/n: AGAIN SO SORRY FOR HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO RESPOND TO THIS forgive me 🥺🤲 ALSO LISTEN can not say for surely how firm MY beliefs in this take are bc like i just am not intimidated by people like they just aren't scary to me unless they carrying a gun that's the only time i be scared 💀

[ultimatefartwizard]

Agonies of a Late Homestuck Reader Pt.3

Wiz is here for the hell that is this work, and now we start off with Act 2, we begin with a mysterious vagabond wandering a desert. He like... finds this underground bunker type thing with a lid that has the same symbol as the cruxtruder? Quite interesting!

Jumping back to John, since he seems to now be in like floating purgatory type situation yet alive and well.... as well as a just now 13 year old boy can be after just nearly dying from a meteor hurdling towards him and his father's house.

Am I insane and used RPGmaker XP too much? Or does the wind sound in it sound like one of the wind effects RPGmaker XP use (specifically using it as an example as I've never used other rpgmaker programs)

I downloaded Ruffle (a in-browser flash player replacement) to circumnavigate the "flash player no longer supported" issue since I wanted a true genuine experience as it was intended, and thankfully it works! For those wanting Ruffle, you can find it -HERE-

I played the segment with John looking around his house, and was amused by this sort of omnipotent narrator type character (soon revealed to be the vagabond, having gone down into the bunker and is using a computer to communicate) that would order commands at him and just call him "BOY."

Various Vagabond antics; makes me think of how Kratos calls his son "boy" continually in Ragnarok.

As I further mucked about, John's father seems to be missing and some sort of oil substance is everywhere. I originally thought his father got whole ass slaughtered and had him bleed out like a pig, thankfully not... maybe? I haven't read far enough yet.

I immediately thought of John Kramer talking through Billy the puppet when I read this clicking on the cabinet. And considering the species of "Cherub" in Homestuck is based on the puppet, I wouldn't put it past Hussie to make a (slightly butchered) reference.

John talks to Dave, and.... well I won't show the image of the exact things he says when he starts rapping cuz 1. I can't put a clickable censor on images and 2. not comfortable posting that but OH MY GOD. HUSSIE... HUSSIE! NO STOP HUSSIE DONT WRITE THAT YOU ARE WHITE OH MY GODDD.... DON'T MAKE THAT CHILD SAY SUCH THINGS AND MAKE MORE WEIRD AND BORDERLINE RACIST COMMENTS.... Why are you obsessed. Why are you especially obsessed with black presidents and, in conjunction, Obama??? Do you have some sort of weird crush on this man because you think about him too much. (joking around with myself to save my sanity, im dying here, also note i feel these negative ramblings are important especially when looking at this piece of media in a critical light)

Please I pray the comments like this calm down... though knowing the later stuff ik Hussie doesn't stop being weird or finds new ways to be gross and weird. I also made the mistake of reading the "sweet bro and hella jeff" comic Hussie linked on Dave's segment and my god this explains the later incident with..... a certain Homestuck 2 character. DO NOT READ THAT FOR YOUR SANITY BTW.

Back onto the story itself, watching Dave manage his sylladex and how his captchalogues/uncaptchalogues stuff makes me realize how stupidly complex his is, and it's the most complex thus far. I still don't understand it but that's for another time for rambles. Also rather curious out of the three revealed human children so far he's the only one who's not apprehensive to his family member's collection of themed stuff; in this case, it's his brother's puppet collection. I swear to god there's got to be some sort of underlying reason for these, there's no way that these are all presented to the reader and somehow don't have any strong significance or meaning.

It cuts over to Rose again, who's trying to get out to the generator in the rain so she can boot up her computer to pair up with John again and escape certain doom due to a meteor shower hitting the forest she lives in and is engulfed in flames. She seems to have a lot of contempt for her mother, not sure if it's the same back towards her but they are noted to have some sort of one-uping competitions. Both John and Rose seem to compete with their parents while Dave nods and seeminly respects his brother's stuff, which is interesting and definitely will try to investigate this phenomenon as I read.

I leave off on page 374, certainly to return later for more reading! -Wiz

[bigbadwolfy]

So I had a weird ass dream that kinda gives me an idea for a FNaF AU

It started with me and my family going to a really big restaurant. It WASNT the pizzaplex, but it was right beside it, which looked like a strip mall btw, and we go inside, we have a great time and it’s packed n stuff, but then we leave to go to the pizzaplex for the arcade cuz I guess we didn’t like the food at fazbear’s. Theres this guy outside who stops us and is like “Bro wtf were you guys doing in there it’s been abandoned for years” and my mom was like “Wtf no there was just a shit ton of people in there” and I look back at it and there’s this little girl staring into the window of the restaurant and she turns to me with this CREEPY ASS MOTHER FUCKIN SMILE THAT CHILLED ME TO MY CORE. I turned around like “oh actually fuck that 😃” and the guy was G O N E and my mom and dad were leading us to the pizzaplex. I’m like, “BRO DID YOU NOT JUST SEE THAT CREEPY ASS CHILD BY THAT RESTAURANT WE JUST WENT TO?” and they’re Like “bitch we ain’t gone to no restaurant yet now get ur ass in that Freddy Fazbear restaurant y’all begged us to take you to” (they literally talked like this in the dream, it was very unusual)

And the thing is, THIS NEVER GETS BROUGHT UP AGAIN BECAUSE I SUDDENLY CHANGE FROM A RANDOM BYSTANDER TO A FULL GROWN ADULT EMPLOYEE OF FREDDY FAZBEAR’S PIZZA

Anyway so my job isn’t like, the manager or something (even though I WAS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON THERE DOING ALL THE WORK THAT THE ROBOTS WEREN’T) but I was like a technician or something. My job that day was to give maintenance checks on the animatronics. (Side Note, their main function was that they could be piloted like Freddy in the game (which is SUPER destructive DON’T GIVE KIDS MECHS PLEASE), but in the actual game Freddy states it’s for birthday cakes and oversized piñatas??? What???) so I get through all the animatronics pretty easily, until the daycare attendant. (Another side note, this is the middle of the day and the pizzaplex has a completely different layout and the animatronics look way different and so Are the charging stations) I get there and Sun tries to ATTACK ME so I turn off the lights and Moon is like TERRIFIED of sun and reveals he has a virus. Fun. So I do the check but suddenly Monty comes in for a ✨CHASE SCENE✨ (ANOTHER side note, this particular part was a reoccurring dream I’ve had) Monty chases us through the halls and we die and respawn a few times (WHAT??? THIS WAS LIKE A VIVID REALISTIC DREAM??? WAS NOT A VIDEO GAME???) but finally we end up hiding in a recharge station (which are like little spaceship pods n It’s really cute looking! :3) and when we get out, IM BACK IN THE FUCKING JR HIGHSCHOOL???? HOW?! AND LIKE, I GO THROUGH A NORMAL SCHOOL DAY PILOTING MOON??? AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT??? Anyway, I’m waiting for the bus when I realize that ✨OH SHIT✨ I’m still ✨ON THE FUCKING CLOCK✨ and run back to the pizzaplex. Then it starts to rain so we’re like “✨OH SHIT✨” again and run inside at light speed. As soon as I step inside FUCKING VANESSA starts yelling at me and saying I don’t work there WHEN I CLEARLY FUCKING DID. Moon defends me but I can’t finish the dream because my dog’s whining woke me up. What the actual fuck was this dream 🫠

(Also my dog was fine, she just wanted to go outside)

[lilaceas]

fullfil.

send me to hell won't tier my pieces back as while love for you doesn't grow up upon dirt mud this grows my backbone can grow from my barehead on the bus if mean hallucination when all i did for you i wasn't with her & if love when true could feel warm & dozen of red roses & blue for all pain in my heart can feel tru, & train rides at nyc dow my robe can't shines if staring would be stars if we'd been high & city is ghostly can sounds bigger than your nightmares & can too be dreams, at least surely.

beyond your mind if school girl little fate her head with a crystals tiary & lots of anothers one crown you will know & your eyes bein' gray opals &

swimming pools &

we could drown together innocently like a mermaid & ariel single one.

'Cuz... love be all sniffin' glue & at same time sparing tint over our sky Cuz Heavenly there's some one good than us that gave grace to a way both be dark from within & cannot lie & steal did a child even do for past in a diary crowned candy pig bears. my daughter is myself i can feel she sayin' my name & hurt to be in mouth to mouth as made of money & moved by advices if you prey is only no one needs is only secret & not a way too cloudy if can rain if snowflakes in september springbreaker & we'd get on side to throwback a cigarette & lipstick baby daddy & nana. today i melt & i look upon my spune with a glass wet on & off, felt you watching me from your window you ruin me & that's bad you villain monster & hurts in me little dollyies bunny cold addict liar judger cop sunflower nicotine overdose night & night & night & night & silenced would be in you, may? you call me victim,

for bein' losin' rethoric bullets made off sprit & our drunk ass.

in one yellow cadillac- gold & gun. outside we be too unknows like had i been in a fashion catalog like i wasn't vlada so can be sweet like gettin' too far.from rulling & take my named drowsy in the middle of boulevard & see that shit places where you & her can be safe as vlada Roslyakova i need to go hamburguery at coke &

coke. Lower, live'st i named all poetry books i can't read my number is 3am. o clock & too damn...

honey spillun' fuzzy my tears i'm now.

polar bear coatted- fucks fucks we did give for farwell to princess & an question & pharmacy whose ones take this pain.

Away? she baby pink.

cherry lemonade sugar for breakfast strawberry jam for nothing we all hate strawberries & jam is for when i wake.

love is a riden through lavender air my daughter would hate.

another mommy take smokes all daddy's weed & mouth to hiphop club she is in some rebel heart like millie jackson would came back to prision @ Cemetary Gates. a park 'bout your favorite pill, daddy.

go like jordan, hit up 'em style. needed road gun, & she said fire gun to met glam & give up we'd be there.

glitter & powder. yo sick in Hell & bull shit i'm not like other but every boy's around what if i have my girlfriend. she's tall, sage. she bathin' me.

from smoking pop festival & cursing me be in a magazine cover & kissin' me tongue like peone failing, my baby cake at 15. bury me there no more tats i'm clean i'm new daddy is no longer takin' up little girl dosages we open like a flowery shop.

you 'bout to decapite we measured this taxi we getting more bullets for shows so can be muppet & doll, baby take slow is never wade, & hazy it Hendrix said teeth.

& if miss snort glue,

i'm at bars in 3 by the morning & lickin' my girlfriend pussy & she will be,

on lollipops 'Cuz.

we all drunk. sparkly likes, fireards is same over disney, eggs.

bacon & soda we are yves Saint laurent glowed skinned & hair isn't tide we cold we do not could &...

shore all beside my little girl dolly,

sun marmot light of Italia & cali to feesh your mind,

Captain show me your c-00. 65

touching her is touching me & she will love mommy more & money more all i know i'm bored off daddy that's sponch

give in 991 free & other tales 3 pgi. knowin' now my girlfriend didn't...

take like she was JFK & she seems such a beauty & no born & self devotion paradise isn't even closer:

&, fully of srlf speech & call me angel

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if you don't love me anymore it's not okay i build candy spiritual taste heart longed if you hit me say no more lies or your girlfried will kill you & no pressure & bring me not cocaine i have this in my...

summer dresses on closet i'll fuck you i'll fuck her thy love dismiss motel rest-in-hate-u,

Daddy, home in thee i'm a grow up i did my love born again same switch two pale zin & a little lit jar.

Thee me & U down sometimes i just wished for you to be dead you was boring then you become a drug dealer,

&, i want you all over but sometimes i get too drunk in the dark &

could believ's you dead, too. it crept me out bought to dream. my heart is sick grow again in lame,

my eyes roll

threel of pain.

[butchdykekondraki]

OMG I CAN **DEFINITELY** RAMBLE ABOUT THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE WAA I'll be talking about the first film !!! Cuz the second one is too fucked up

okay so here are the tws !!!1!1!

Tw Murder, suicide, body horror.. slight sxual themes(like one icky scene), technically kidnapping, blood, death, guns, drugs.. I'm sorry if I missed anything D: !!

Okay so I'm gonna try to put this in a timeline like u did with dsaf, but first the characters ^_^

Characters:

> a truck driver (shock) (he dies)

> Jenny, an American tourist, Lindsay's friend

> Lindsay an American tourist, Jenny's friend

> Amy, a friend of Jenny's and lindsays (we only hear her voice, never see her)

> Katsuro, japanese tourist who can't speak English not germna

> Dr. Josef Heiter, German, main villain

> Kranz and Voller , German detectives

> 3dog / 3 hound , literally just 3 combined dogs

NOW FOR THE TIMELINE WAA!!!!

> Heiter cries over pictures of his 3dog , which are 3 rottweilers combined mouth to ass.

> he spots a truck driver who stopped to go take a shit in the woods and shoots him

> the movie cuts off to Lindsay and Jenny.

> Lindsay and Jenny are both tourists at Germany, they are staying at a hotel.

> Lindsay calls up Amy to tell her that they're both going to a party because some dude invited Jenny, and Jenny calls the car company to rent a car for a little.

> they drive but get lost in the woods, and get a flat tire in the middle of arguing.

> unable to figure out what to do, and with it raining, they argue some more. Lindsay tries to call someone, but no luck because theres no signal for whatever reason.

> they're staying in the car thinking of what to do, when this old guy who looks high af stops his car next to them, thinking they're p0rn actresses or whatever the fuck, talking in German.

> Lindsay and Jenny try to ask him for help, but Jenny translates the fact he said "fucking" and they both decide to not continue the conversation. Eventually the guy leaves.

> Lindsay spots a light in the distance and suggests going there and asking for help (BECAUSE SHE'S A DUMBASS. DUMMY!). Jenny refuses at first, saying she has heels on and that it's raining and that they should judt wait in the car, but eventually agrees.

> they run through the woods and find a house. The lights are on, so they knock on the door desperately asking for help.

> our dude Heiter opens up, and after being asked if he could help the girls, he asks if they're alone, to what they hesitantly reply that yes, they are. He lets them come in.

> they go and sit down at the couch, and ask if he could call the car company for them. He agrees and asks if they'd like a glass of water, to what they agree.

> Heiter goes to the kitchen and "calls" the car company, as he pours the water into the glasses. (BITCH DIDNT CALL ANYONE just spoke to the AIR). Jenny and Lindsay talk about how he's kinda creepy and they're getting a bad vibe from him.

> he says they'd be here in 30 minutes, and gives Jenny and Lindsay the water, which they both drink (before that jenny asked if he lives here with his wife in an attempt to small talk, to what he replied 'no. I don't like human beings.')

> Lindsay spills some of her water and Heiter gets really mad, insulting her in German. She promises to clean it all up.

> basically long story short he DRUGGED THEM BOTH!!! they passed out and woke up on hospital beds !!! . Before that Heiter also kidnapped Katsuro.

> Heiter, very happy, explains to the 3 prisoners about how he's gonna make them into a human centipede, because he doesn't want to seperate anymore and wants to combine. He explains how he's gonna sew them mouth to ass, making them share one digestive system. (An alternative name to the human centipede is the Siamese triplet). None of the prisoners are very happy about that.

> Katsuro insults Heiter by calling him a n@zi, so Heiter decides to umm what is the word. He injects Katsuro with something that just makes him fall asleep.

> he does the same for Jenny, and Lindsay runs away.

> she locks herself in a room, trying to reason with Heiter who's angirly screaming at her about how if she doesn't open up he'll rip her teeth out one by one with no anesthesia. At some point he goes silent, and as Lindsay tries to escape through a window, she finds him standing there and trying to break the window.

>Lindsay gets away just in time and falls into a pool. Heiter talks about how he's happy she escaped because now he knows for certain she'll be in the middle. Lindsay begs to be killed on the spot, but Heiter just activates the automatic pool cover thing and leaves.

>Lindsay gets out from under there just in time, and goes back to the basement to try and escape with unconscious jenny (OMG UNCONSCIOUS WAS THE WORD/LH).

> she runs outside and gets shot with a little arrow so now she's unconscious too. (Forgot to mention this but Heiter actually knocked the truck driver out in order to make him part of the centipede, but he didn't match. After killing the truck driver, THEN he kidnapped Katsuro)

> Heiter performs the surgery!! The centipede is now complete!!!

Aughh I'll stop here bcz my hands are tired D: but if it's okay I might continue explaining it all later?? :,3

And also I'd love to hear u ramble some more so yes I'll try my best to pop in every day/lh/pos

WAWAWAWA THIS SOUNDS SO SO COOL ????????? gah we really oughta watch human centipede,,, its totally ok 2 continue explaining l8r we dont mind at all !!!!! ^_^

[coralsgrimes]

Sooo over the months I been typing these long ass coral life stories, very agitated may I add, but then the frustration wears off so I just been deleting the shite cuz why would anyone wanna read any of that.

Tho I have a fuck me story from today x.x

So imagine me just coral girlblogging making fun of Benny and then!!! A call! Sadly it was our lab technician and when he's calling it's gotta be real bad. But ye know there's this storm coming so maybe he just updating me about the department whatever they came up with??? Nooooo he did not xd

Lemme break it down for ye cuz like;

1. One of the cleaners walks by our cold room, feels that it's unusually warm around

2. No idea how long it took but the cleaner eventually tells the guard who comes by and is like oh it's fucking boiling

3. The guard calls our technician who comes by and decides the cold room is fucking broken

4. He calls me, while imma trying to girlblog, to come cuz it's a disaster

Sooo, I sent thousands of messages in our lab group chat asking who was the last one in the lab Saturday night and who's coming later today cuz I would appreciate the help. Still have no idea how long the cold room was boiling. Anyways it was me, the technician and later later later one other girl came by but she had her shite to do too so was not mucha help. We moved everything that was in there to freezers, cold rooms and fridges all over the building and in another fucking building cuz one thing about science - there's never enough space and so it happened that our cold room is the biggest in the building cuz we stock shit tons of media. And the problem is that the stuff there is big like bottles of reagents, media and I just made like a 200 fresh plates last week that might all be bin material at this point x.x so it was like impossible Tetris to put it all elsewhere lol and I had to make fucking lists of where each lil fucker went

Then I sent thousands of emails to PIs of the other lab groups in the building and everyone else in that circus to say yeee sorry to stuff yer fridge but our cold room is a sauna now soooo had no choice xd

And then, since cold room is a critical equipment, we called the service right, like to get to the shite and fix it they have to get on the roof cuz idk why but all the cold rooms in the building are like that apparently. So tonight/tomorrow it's stormy so no one is getting up that fucking roof, Tuesday maybe? Nope, they said MAYBE they can get someone to take a look on Friday....

Just so ye all know, the temperature in the cold room is supposed to be between 2 and 4 degrees. It was 26??? me think when I came, and then it was 39 when I was leaving xd it stinks and is so dirty I will probably have to deep clean it after it's fixed

And now, the storm is coming and I love rain on my roof windows but not the stormy about to kill me red weather alert rain and wind. Fun x.x

I do obviously blame Benny cuz the timing is absolutely not a coincidence lol I may make no sense but Imma so tired xd gotta come in late tomorrow as a treat and also after the worst alert is over xd if the power dies then I might even get tomorrow off cuz funny thing when there's no power they do have a generator back up, tho!! it can't power the whole building so if that happens they disconnect all equipment and all sockets and turn off the automatic lights and shite so that only freezers and fridges and incubators would take the power lol meaning no one on site. Let's pray actually 🙏 could use that lol

[neonjstr]

@thekimspoblog see i swear i can actually draw her when i try

[rosedtae]

IN THE RAIN

—PAIRING: Jungkook x reader

—GENRE: fluff, established relationship

—SUMMARY: Jungkook always knows how to make your grumpy ass feel better.

—WORDCOUNT: 1.6k

—WARNING: clingy couple shit <3 (oc is angwy), lots of skinship , KiSsInG

—A/N: More clinginess tehee, cuz if u can’t get it irl you imagine a fake scenario out of it. I’m too tired to edit this so…

SERIES MLIST<3

There are some days when you just feel too sulky to even get up from bed, and today is definitely one of them. You usually love rainy days but not today. The gloomy weather is not helping your already gloomy mood. And why is that? Well for starters you woke up and your boobs were aching. You tried very hard to not let it ruin your Sunday but then you found out that your boyfriend ate your donut.

That was it for you. The last donut that you thought you'd eat happily in the morning after breakfast was now eaten by your boyfriend (And it was your favourite salted caramel donut). The look that you gave your boyfriend after closing the fridge made him realize that he was in trouble. You are not usually dramatic but all you wanted to do was eat your damn donut. So in the end you ended up crying-yelling at him, yeah eat all my damn donuts you muscle pig, were your exact words.

And now that you are sulking in your bed - watching a rom-com where the couple is kissing in the rain, while it is actually raining outside as well, do you realize that fighting with your boyfriend wasn’t a great idea. Now that your anger has dissipated, you acknowledge your mistake. You shouldn’t have yelled at him. And now you are thinking about his doe eyes, how he said he was sorry for eating the donut. All you want to do now is kiss that cute boyfriend of yours in the rain. 

Why did you have to yell at him like that? “agh,” you groan before getting up from the bed to go to Jungkook. Your heart feels heavy and apologetic but your mood is still not that good yet.

Jungkook is sitting on the snuggle chair, looking perfectly cuddleable as he scrolls through his phone. You clear your throat to get his attention, but he keeps his focus on his phone. His audacity to basically ignore you makes you huff; forgetting why you were there in the first place you walk up to his chair (stomping dramatically). Jungkook finally notices you standing right in front of him; he looks at you with his doe eyes, offering you a smile. But you only pout in return, crossing your arms. You open his arms, sitting on him sideways before resting your head on his chest. He wraps his arm under your legs to pull you closer. 

“What’s wrong baby?” he places a feather-light kiss on your eyelid, cradling you lightly. “Your phone is taking my share of your attention,” you mumble, not making eye contact with him. Jungkook giggles at neediness - making his warm chest vibe rate under your ear. “My baby wants attention,” he coos, not being able to stop smiling. He loves it when you get needy.

“I want you,” your arms wrap around his torso to snuggle your face in his chest.“You already have me,” he replies in his soft warm voice, tugging a stray strand of hair behind your ear. “Closer,” you whine. 

You untangle yourself from his arms, looking at him while you think deeply. Jungkook raises his eyebrows in question, opening his arms and urging you to come back. “This won’t do,” you think out loud as you place your hands on top of his shoulders to change your position. 

Your legs now straddle his lap, resting your chin on his shoulder as you let him hug you back. His arms wrapped around you fills your body with warmth, causing you to sigh in relief. “Better?” He asks, pecking your neck.

 “Not close enough but this will have to do,” you relax your body in his arms - finally feeling comfortable after a long day. “And I’m sorry I yelled at you earlier,” you play with the fabric of his white sweatshirt. “I didn’t mean it, babe, you can eat all my donuts,” you place small kisses on his neck and shoulder as an apology.

Jungkook giggles, clearly enjoying the affection as he traces patterns on your back, “it’s okay baby, I think it’s because you are pmsing.” 

Your first reaction was that of irritation but now that you think about it, your date is coming soon right? “Hold onto me,” you say before leaning back to grab your phone from the coffee table, Jungkook immediately holds your waist. “Umm yeah, I’m getting my periods in two days,” you reply after checking it on your phone. 

Jungkook gives you a triumphant smile in return. “Whatever, you are pissing me off again,” you snuggle back in his neck. It’s not the first time that this has happened. He somehow finds it out even before you pay any attention to it. He’s like your own human-menstrual-cycle log book. “How do you know it each time?” You ask curiously. “Well let’s see,” he points his fingers out, “your stomach was aching recently, you also mentioned your boobs hurting, you were being grumpy and moody-“

“Okay okay I get it,” you cut him off. You play with the hair on the nape of his neck, smiling at how much attention he pays to you. “I just know you like the lyrics of my favourite song,” he winks.“Where’s my best boyfriend of the year award,” he flips his hair. “Yeah sure,” you huff sarcastically, not willing to stroke his ego.

You lean back to place your phone back on the table. Your sweater rides up in the process, causing Jungkook’s hand to brush against your bare waist. A small giggle escapes your lips at his ticklish touch. 

He notices your reaction and you can clearly see the smirk curling up his lips. You squint your eyes, giving him a questioning look. Before you could even ask, his hands start lifting your sweater to tickle you. “Omg babe~” you whine squirming on his lap as he tickles you mercilessly. “Stop, Jungkook,” your eyes start watering from laughing too much.

 “Say I’m the best boyfriend ever.”

“Omg you are the best boyfriend ever,” you try to speak between your giggles. “There you go,” he finally stops after you literally start kicking around. Your hands rest on his shoulder as you take deep breaths to calm yourself. And suddenly you notice the proximity of your lips. His plump lips are just begging to be kissed. You look up at his eyes before looking back at his lips, leaning in for a kiss. 

“Umph,” you groan as Jungkook throws you over his shoulder instead of giving you a kiss. At this point you are not even surprised; he just loves throwing you over his shoulder to carry you around.

 You lift your head up to see where he’s taking you. “Jungkook, it's raining outside,” you say as soon as you see him stepping outside the sliding door. 

“And?” He slides the door close behind him before stepping into the rain. 

You yelp as soon as the cold raindrops fall on your body. Jungkook slides your body down, placing his hands under your arse as you wrap your legs around him. “Put me down?” you ask softly, pouting a little. “Cute,” he gives you his signature bunny smile, placing a kiss on your nose before letting you stand on your own. You look up at him, gazing deep into your eyes. And all of a sudden you find it hard to maintain eye contact. Your cheeks start heating, feeling shy because of his gaze. 

Jungkook finds it all too sweet. He knows that look, the one where you look at him through your eyelashes while a smile starts creeping up your lips slowly until it lifts the apples of your cheeks, making you all shy. Damn, he adores that look. 

Your hands cover your face as try to hide in his chest, but he stops you from doing so. “Baby, are you feeling shy,” he slowly pulls your hand down to see your face. “Aww my baby’s all flustered,” he teases you. “Aghh, shut up it’s your fault,” you smack his chest playfully. “Mhmm, and how’s that?” he gives you that look again. That intense ‘oh I’m so in love with you’ look with a glint of playfulness. Does he know how dangerous that look is? 

You try to run away from his teasing but he grabs your wrist, stopping you. He pulls you back, caging you in a back hug, “you don’t wanna get tickle attacked again, do you?” 

“No,” you reply, already giggling. “Then don’t run away from me,” he places a kiss under your ear, making your wet body squirm. 

You turn around to face him. His hands cup your face, caressing your cheek with his thumb. He leans in and your eyes automatically close - his musky scent and the smell of rain blessing your nose. He tilts his head, brushing your nose with his as his lips hover your yours. You try to close the gap as the heat in your body reaches its peak. A soft chuckle escapes his lips before you feel the weight of his soft lips against yours. The cold metal of his lip ring placates the heat but makes you feel hotter at the same time. Your tongue licks his bottom lip to play with his ring but he opens his mouth deepening the kiss. You moan into the kiss, placing your hands on his chest. The kiss is deep, slow, and sensual. The rainfall only makes it more romantic as your wet bodies cling together. A really good cure for your mood swings. You finally break the kiss to breathe.

Jungkook brushes his thumb over your wet swollen lips before giving you another peck. You sneeze when a wave of cold wind hits you. Jungkook wraps his arms around you to give you his warmth.

“Let’s take a shower and change before you catch a cold.”

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[everafterkeiji]

Hello! Can I request headcanons for toman, where it's raining and they can see your bra through your shirt? I don't know how to explain it but I mean it like this: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5xwFe6/

Thanks in advance! :D

this idea gives me very overprotective vibes from the boys which i LOVE, so sorry for taking so long cuz i tried to finish the two fics but im hella distracted all the damn time- BUT THANK U SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING !! again, im sorry but i hope u have a good day!

𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓

CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS: Mikey, Draken, Baji, Kazutora, Mitsuya, Chifuyu, Hakkai x fem!reader

GENRE: fluff, a bit of humor,

WARNINGS: men being perverts (not the TR boys tho🙄)

PART 2 / PART 3

♡ 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 can understand what it feels to be stuck in a tight and hot ass uniform all the damn time so he advises you to just remove your blazer when school was over to relief yourself.

After classes, you two were already set on going to a cafe noticing how perfect it'd be when the skies started to turn dull. He told you to wait for a while as he goes to the bathroom while you're sat on his motorcycle waiting and the rain starts to pour and unfortunate, you're unaccompanied without an umbrella. The only thing resourceful was to grab your blazer out of your bag while you hover above your head but you were still unable to escape from being caught in the rain even as you reached the corridor, leaving his bike to have a roof over you as you scrolled on your phone.

Mikey returns quickly, knowing he didn't carry an umbrella himself but what mattered was to reach you instead. As he steps out, he's welcomed by a few of his upperclassmen looking at you with a stare he hated because he knew what they were thinking. His eyes drift to you and notices why they were pausing in their steps. Roughly pushing them away, he immediately covers you in his uniform while he sends them each of a glare and holds your hand to take you away from them.

"Mikey? Is everything okay?" You asked him, a hand to his shoulder as he eyes the problem, a bit flustered at he hugs you instead.

"I'm sorry I didn't come sooner, your shirt got wet and I didn't had the chance to cover you that fast." He apologizes, head buried in your neck before you pat his back. "Hey it's okay." You assured him as he pulls away, turning his head to the other way. Looking down on your shirt, you let out a chuckle at him blushing.

"You like the color of my bra, Mikey?"

"Shut up."

♡ 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 knows how the afternoon would welcome them with rain so he's brought an umbrella for you to share. While your arms were linked, the rain pours even harder while he pulls you closer by the waist so you wouldn't be on the side of the umbrella where rain was coursing through.

You were out just strolling in the street before you come to a stop before you could cross and the man behide you had their eyes on a certain area Draken was the only one permitted to look. You were leaning on your boyfriends side, unknown to their stare while his eyes widen at what the man was doing.

"Can you hold this for me for a second, babe?" He says gesturing for the umbrella while you nodded, taking it from his hands. Draken quickly removes his jacket and hands it to you before the umbrella returns in his hand. "Wear this for me." He instructs, while you only followed seeing how your bra strap was already seen through your shirt from being in the rain. You wore it, appreciating how he noticed your soaked shirt as you cross the jacket to cover yourself even more.

Thanks to his incredibly tall self, he slings his other arm on your shoulder and leans slightly to the left where the man was and you assumed he just wanted to be closer but instead he smacks the back of the mans head, letting out a laugh as the light turns green and he's holding your hand to leave as fast as you can.

"He was staring." He explained, still laughing at how the mans eyes were as wide like it was about to pop off his skull and you began to laugh as well when you remembered the sound of Draken's hand impacted on their head and how he let out a groan at how hard it was.

"Thanks, Draken."

♡ 𝐁𝐀𝐉𝐈 loves it when you'd play in the rain but he preferred to not do it today considering you were wearing a white shirt for the date not expecting the downpour, still doesn't mean you can't have fun. Running through the train station, fresh from being outside clad in a few droplets while you dust yourself off.

"I think you should tie your hair, babe." You said handing him a hair tie but he declines. "I'm fine without it so let's go wait for our train." He says intertwining your hands with his while you walked to the line as the train comes making you both enter it. The seats were full and everyone was at a rush to go him so he stood beside you with you holding on to the metal rod. Baji was in front of you while a few students were sat across from you, murmuring endlessly pointing and looking through your shirt like perverts.

Baji looks at them wondering why they were so noisy before he shifts his gaze to you and his eyes widen at the color that was peaking through as he clears his throat, blushing furiously but this moment disappears when he realizes they were still staring.

He removes his white jacket, instructing you to wear it while you obey. "Wait here for me a bit, gorgeous." He says, making you nod before he goes to them.

"You fucking stare at her one more time, you might want to expect me waiting for you when this ride ends or I could take you three right now, what about it huh?" He threatens with his grin that was usually meant for a beat down while they were already backing down from the way he stared at them. "Promise we won't do it again! We are sorry!" They begged making your boyfriend scoff as he returns to you, satisfied that everyone else in the train was avoiding to stare at him, intimidated of what he just did which made him smile.

"What was that about?" You asked, curious to why those three students were gripping their bags while being drenched in sweat. "Nothing babe, I got it covered."

"Okay, Kei."

"But I didn't think you'd wear my favorite color today." Baji laughed, while he's handed a smack to the shoulder.

♡ 𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐀 loved being with you, even in chilly weathers because it meant he's only left to stay at one place which were your arms. He insisted to stay with you in his rooms until he realized he's about to ran out of food supply, leading you two to run to the market next door unaware of how hard it was raining outside. It's going to be a quick stop so Kazu agreed that you'll both just enjoy the rain for a while. You were laughing as he rushed you since you were running in the rain and noticing its heavy pouring, you were happy that the store was just across the street.

You both dust yourself off before grabbing a basket as you roam the store, reaching for things you needed with you boyfriend doing the same so you'd be faster to check out. While you walk to a certain aisle, someone else was looking at you for a long time as you skim through the expiration dates.

Kazutora came in at the right time, enough for two other men that were about to approach you as he notices the clasp and strap of your bra from behind while he ignores the flush to his cheeks as he grabs them by the shoulder, pushing them away with immense force before they could approach you.

"Don't go anywhere near my girl, assholes. Don't even stare at her or else." Already astounded by his strength, they chose to leave anyway with a scoff while your boyfriend sighs and faces you with a hand to your cheek.

"I knew I should've brought a jacket." He whispers as you shook your head. "We've got everything we need, we can go home now."

As you wait in line, he's stood behind you, turning his head away to avert his eyes from glancing to your strap and to avoid the people behind him to gawk at your shirt. Not until he gets home and you can still see how red he's gotten which made you laugh.

"Stop blushing, Kazu!"

♡ 𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐘𝐀 always has a jacket and an umbrella because he can't risk getting both of you sick but it's still impossible to leave the rain without being caught in it even for a little.

You were just listening to music, sharing an ear bud with each other, enjoying how he's got your hand held in his while he holds the umbrella for the two of you. The clouds were beginning to clear up so you argued that you'd be fine without the jacket now. Even so, some of the residue from the umbrella cascades to your shoulder as you stop by a pet store to greet the kittens by the window as Mitsuya smiles at how cute you looked.

Until your boyfriend notices a man beside you looking intently at your shoulder down to your spine as Mitsuya switches your positions when he finds out why he's been staring. "You got any better things to look at?" He threats, while the man shrugs insisting he was just looking at the pets making your boyfriend scoff.

Takashi softly grabs your wrist to turn to the corner, proving his point when the man kept following you making him approach the pervert.

"Hey, you dropped something." Mitsuya points down to the floor while the man crouches down to see if it were true not until your lover plunges his elbow to the mans back with his hands on the mans nape with a tight grip. "You dropped your respect for my girl. So pick it the fuck up and leave us alone or your jaw will be next." Mitsuya whispers, looking at him with a threatening smile while the man pushes him off and walks away.

"Let's go, darling." Your boyfriend greets you as if he nothing had happened. "You should wear the jacket otherwise they'd be able to see that for free." He teases while you roll your eyes but thank him for protecting you.

♡ 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐘𝐔 hated gym class—preferably because he hated feeling icky from sweating. Joined in one class, he watches how your side of the class was already starting the warm ups.

A few minutes later and a ton of unnecessary laps, you're both panting as you and him go to reach for your water bottles but a trail of eyes follow you two. He hands you your bottle and notices how a bunch of them were looking down on you and his eyebrow is raised, confused to why.

He looks at you and he sees your front part of the shirt was quickly drenched in sweat while he furiously blushes at what he just saw so he quickly turns his back to you but has his arms extended out to avoid others seeing it too. There's extreme heating to his cheeks you tap his shoulder to ask what's going on.

"Your shirt princess—I—we can see your..bra but I have an extra shirt in my bag so you can take it and where that instead." He stutters while you laughed. "Chifu, it's just my bra." Still, you grabbed the shirt from his bag before telling you you'd be going to the bathroom to change. "I'll come with—to make sure nobody's looking." He says, while you chuckle at how he mirrored a bodyguard throwing glares for them to look away. Once you do get in the bathroom, he lets out an exhale while covering his face, regretful of how he looked.

"Chifu—babe—it's seriously okay." You assured him, fresh from wearing his shirt while he sighs in relief now that you were okay.

"So were they nice?" You teased, before he covers his face again.

"Please don't."

♡ 𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐊𝐀𝐈, alike Kazutora, loves rainy weathers. It's just something about spending a cold weather with you while you stroll to some festivals so here you two were, hand in hand on your way home from a fun night of eating and playing carnival games. The weather has stopped anyway so he didn't open the umbrella but you just waited to cross the road.

He has his arm lazily slung on your shoulder while you waited but that was where the surprise comes in. Unfortunately, you two were close to a puddle and when a car zoomed through it, Hakkai's eyes widen before his arm reaches to turn you away but he wasn't quick enough and a side of your shirt was drenched in the water that the car had thrown to you because of it's speed.

Your boyfriend is dumbfounded for a while and he's just nervous as hell to see the sight of your white shirt exposing your bra and out of any other proper choices, he just embraces you with pink tinted cheeks as he gulps.

"S-sorry I was.. staring. Shit, I wasn't fast enough, I'm so sorry." He stuttered as you said it was okay with a slight chuckle to how nervous his voice was. "I can just borrow your jacket you know?" You said while he pulls away, blinking for a second at how he didn't realize that before he's taking it off and handing it to you with his eyes still falling to your shirt, a bit regretful to see it get that soaked. Thankfully, he has a jacket or else he'd never be able to set himself calm. You are his lover but he sure is timid for things like this since you were just a new couple.

"Thank you for moving me aside and stop staying sorry, okay?" You said while he just nods in responds before you crossed the street.

"You were staring though." You joked, chuckling.

"I'M SORRY."

[aetherswhxre]

hey lovey! i have a request for u, rain having a gf that needs her tits massaged to fall asleep cuz it brings her comfort but she's too shy to ask rain but he somehow finds out ! i imagine this as a fluffy story yk but wouldn't mind if u wanna add nsfw content too! have a great day and don't forget to drink water <3

Thank you so much for the request! Rain is kind of a complex character for me to write but i had fun nonetheless!! And the water has been drank for the day!

Rain would catch on pretty quickly I think. He’s a smart boy. He’s quiet but he listens and pays attention to those around him and is easily able to pick up on social cues. And you’re in luck with your situation because I'm a firm believer that Rain has to hold a titty when he sleeps. Especially if the two of you have been together a while. There’s just something so intimate about it that he really enjoys.

It would be after a particularly long and grueling session. He would have just returned that day from a long tour of rituals and the only thing on his mind would be to get your scent back all over him. He definitely went a minimum of three rounds and refreshed the marks that had faded long ago. While Rain is a soft ghoul, he is also a jealous and possessive ghoul. He had his hoe days, sure, as any young ghoul might. But once he finds the one, that person is ultimately his. So always expect to be marked up at any given time.

You’d be lying on your back, half of Rain draped over you, titty in hand. You’d have your hand in his hair, his face in your neck, breathing in the combination of your scents. Almost absentmindedly, he would begin to squeeze and massage the globe of flesh, finding that it had relaxed him even more. And when he noticed the movement of your hand in his hair had stopped, he’d pull away from your neck slightly and realize that you had fallen asleep.

The more times he does it, the more he would be able to put two and two together. He’d notice that every single time he’d do it, you would be out like a light shortly after. Now, Rain is not a manipulative ghoul by any means (that’s all Swiss), but if there’s a night he was particularly exhausted and you seemed to be full of questions in the afterglow of sex, he’d probably cup a titty and massage, hoping it would put you to sleep.

One day, after another pretty intense session, he would push your hair back behind your ear and finally ask you the question. “Does it relax you when I massage you?”, he’d ask shyly. When you say yes, he’d definitely ask why you never told him before. Rain is a lot of things but he is mostly a people pleaser. Especially in the bedroom. We love service tops in this church. But when you mention that the idea of telling him made you shy and nervous, he’d immediately tell you that if you ever wanted anything, especially if it’s to help you relax and fall asleep, to please tell him. Rain is never one to judge and he’s always there to make sure you’re comfortable.

After that conversation, expect him to do it a lot more. Practically every night the two of you spend together. If he knows he’s going away for rituals, he’d apologize and would even probably get you a stuffed animal to make up for him not being there.

Overall, Rain is a titty man and if massaging thine titties is the way to make you relax enough to sleep, you bet your ass he is going to do it.

[the-travelling-witch]

HELLO BAAAABYYYY

Ok saw the matchup thing and instantly my brain went to one answer: Childe (not because of the earrings LOL )

So so ok listen LISTENNNN u guys have the perfect balance every relationship needs

Wait no scatter brained let’s start from the top

U guys are defo enemies to lovers cuz my athletic bby (u said u used to play quite a few things right?) would want to win whatever competition u two have and obviously as we all know that’s instant heart eyes from him to u so although ur all

“Fuck I have to beat him” he’s giggling and twirling his hair and tossing sly comments here and there but eventually u give in after seeing how kind he is to his family and how he acts in private

Once ur in a relationship u tots are always bantering and poking fun at eachother and planning fun dates, he loves ur quick witty remarks <33

OK BUT TR??

Remem ages ago AGESSS ago I never got to ur matchup for my event cuz my brain collapsed??? Yeah well I had ur matchup in mind and it was koko <33 (this is practically a matchup to make up for that btw sorry Angel</33)

I think he would be so absolutely smitten w u, ur this little ball of pure sunshine T^T he loves takinf u shopping not cuz he’s materialistic he just loves how u dress and wants to see what u get so he can get similar items for his wardrobe and then y’all can match

Also ur one smart cookie (even if u say ur not 0_0🖕) and he would love studying with u for ur exams and school work whilst bringing u study snacks n water

Me thinks that he would find ur light hearted nature so refreshing, it probably mirrors the lifestyle of love that he actually wanted before getting stuck up w all that gang shit. He’s smart, your smart the teasing banter between u two never ends although he does like to throw in a lil Mischievous one here and there to see u flustered he’s a lil shit

Anyways yes <3 there bam end scene good bye heheh🤭🥰💕

DARLING!! i don’t need a match up when i already have you ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭

childe’s competitive ass and my competitive ass would be the perfect combination for enemies to lovers; he’d be so smug and such a show-off, it would make my blood boil and make me want to wipe that smirk of his face at first

i totally wouldn’t take any of his advances seriously because surely he’s just mocking me but then something happens and all of a sudden the possibility of him being genuine doesn’t seem so far-fetched anymore, the confidence with which he acts is somewhat attractive and i guess he can be quite charming if he wants to be…

relationship dynamic: we’re always having some playful banter, being sassy and sarcastic with one another, but if somebody else dares say something against childe/me, oh boy, then we’re out for blood

also lots of rough housing and play fighting, do we look like actual adults to you??

childe and koko? now you’re just spoiling me >///<

okay but “ball of literal sunshine” is making me cackle like a witch; so many people online have said that and honey, you’ve got a big storm coming because i’m as much sunshine as a rain cloud is… but i guess with the right people there’s some truth to it… <3

anyway, koko fuelling my fashion obsession? yes please!! i’d love to go shopping with him because he actually knows his stuff and he’d tell me straight away when something does or doesn’t look good on me

also ahem, helloooo? matching/coordinated outfits! matching jewellery!! we’d slay, you just know it; put together is our middle name lol

with koko next to me, i might actually have the motivation to study ㅠㅠ

despite my nickname/ contact name for him being koko chanel, i’d love to shower him in genuine affection and positive affirmations; there won’t be a second where he can doubt his own worth with me because i’ll always be there to remind him that he’s so much more than just a money making genius; he spoils me and i spoil him with all the love and care we can give ♡

also i’d be absolutely weak for his smirk and his teasing, he’d take such pride in flustering me so easily; running his thumb over my rosy cheeks as he tilts my face toward his, so i’ll look him in the eyes while he coos about just how cute i am

okay bYE

match up ask game ♛

[yakocchi]

Becoming a Family With Him, Part 3 // Shuichi, Hikaru, Rhion, Luke, Eisuke

so this came out, as further celebration for the anni. VERY GOOD, much more appreciated than the prior story set lol that one was kind of boring but i get it

they made the kids for all the... kid-less ones, and the eisuke one that used to be VIP-exclusive is now here for everyone to buy (rip those ppl who gacha for it)

my rambling behind the cut (spoilers!!)

shuichi // as ud expect, shuichi has a literal hime ass looking girl (kikyo) for a daughter. she’s only 6, but is pretty calm and ladylike. She even calls her parents with –sama so... ok luckily shuichi does not strip down all the way in the presence of her daughter and only takes off his suit coat. thanks dad

anyway since shuichi has a break coming up, he wants to have a family trip how nice. but then the dang girl wants to go over to see eisuke WHAT when soryu exists and lives a block away? unrelatable, im closing the app anyway eisuke is her first love, which wtf he’s like 20 yrs older than u. even worse, mc says she’s been in love since she was like 3.

shuichi is reconsidering the benefits of democracy in his mind but eventually relents. but then they’re still following the fucc-days rule they set years ago. well, as he says in the story, RULES ARE RULES

blah blah i don’t want to go over everything bc then it’ll be boring reading the story when it comes out in engl right? also im tired bc it’s 1 am and i just want to play toontown in bed but nothing really bad happens. they are a v cute family bc shuichi is a pleasant and mature dad. kikyo and mc even do a little surprise for him at the end and it is very sweet. i feel like out of all the families, this is the most ideal

mad hatter // so they have twin sons named Rui and Kai. Rui is the childlike one that resembles Rhion in personality, Kai is the more mature one that resembles Al. man i forget that boy’s name but u get me i know they only can use stock bgs but it’s killing me that these dang kids get to sleep in what looks like separate king sized beds.

even though rhion is now a father of two, he still acts like... 10. i mean he still horni but it makes me feel weird

later it’s revealed that Ota teaches them both as an art tutor bc they both showed an interest in art. this is cute bc ota is bad with kids in this universe LOL

the ending on this one was weird cuz the kids didn’t show up in the entirety of the last ep bc it was about WORK. so uh... interesting

hikaru // so their son is named akari. haha get it because it means light. like how hikaru also means light. can mc name her kids unrelated to their father or is that against the Geneva convention

this kid actually acts like an actual little boy. like what hikaru would’ve probably turned into if not for the whole sad backstory. the story starts with akari just bringing a dog randomly home one day. he actually saved the dog (it is very cute bc he did not want the dog to cry), and then after a talk they decide to keep the dog as long as akari knows the responsibility of taking care of an animal.

so next day, the bidders come over to their house and everyone’s like woaw a dog. lol they come into their house as guests and eisuke and mamo still demand for beverages, they all suck

akari names the dog... “Light” (Raito) and i want out of this nightmare. Naturally bc Light is an abandoned dog it’s still kind of bad with interacting with things. But then Light suddenly be giving the ( ╹ਊ╹) to soryu bc remember, animals love him. everyone clowns on soryu for being an unintentional dog whisperer and then akari is like “soryu san pls make me ur apprentice” and he gives some advice like approaching it slowly, and talking to it from the front instead of back.

blah blah there’s a situation where Light goes YEET after a Doberman gets all angry and then hides bc then another dog is scaring it. hikaru swoops in to the save the day as the Real Dog Whisperer. ok it’s cute when hikaru actually gets to look cool  for once LOL

luke // luke is cute on the bc “pre-story” scene he’s actually pretty open to the idea of having kids; he actually goes “well imo we should think abt it pretty soon, but i wanted to hear ur opinion on it” but then he gets horni. and then he’s like “our kids are going to have your collarbones. awesomeee im looking forward to that” ....ok

ok cut to the actual story and they’re in Japan. Luke’s kid looks... strange versus the others. why are his eyes so big? omg voltage his eyes arent going to be saucers just cuz he half white also the kid’s name is Yuri (Or Urey). They couldn’t think of any other Brit-styled names? Like Harry? Henry? William? Wilfred? hey stan be my princess btw he’s pretty cute, though he gives serious “timid kid that gets bullied in the children’s movie” vibes. He calls Luke “daddy” and mc “mammy/mommy”.

so luke talks about his relationship w/ soryu and eisuke and then yuri is like “i want friends like that” wow cute but also find less ethically-complicated friends

so luke lets yuri meet a young patient of his (haru) so they can be friends. they get along so it’s good. haru gets in critical condition later so luke zooms outta there to do the operation.

LOL but at the end yuri is like, “i want to make more friends. (...) can i go to the bidder’s room from now on?” this boy works fast

And then he’s like “Eisuke-san... please be my friend.” HIS POWER. even eisuke was like :O so then eisuke orders a whole bunch of food and books up to the penthouse. But then yuri’s like “...i like eisuke’s eyes” and everyone’s like oh man that’s gonna be his fetish

Baba: why have u started to have an interest in eyes Yuri: I read it from one of daddy’s medical books Hikaru: wtf u can read that at 4??? (...) Soryu: wat Yuri: um... i want soryu to be my friend too Yuri: bc soryu’s eyes are also powerfully cool...

eisuke // ok this gets an extended ramble bc the more annoying the story the longer i must complain

so you might be thinking, “oh so this is gonna be a flashback in some in media res styled story with your 2 kids, u know in the style of the others” and well, no you just go straight to white screen into the flashback, back when eito was smaller and thus a little more cute. well it’s not really false advertising bc they did say “reminisce” in the description. but i wanted to see eito be a good big brother for a moment! or... less good? man i wanted to see kaito go waaaah like a baby idk i wanted to see him exist

so back to the story they cut to small eito. even as a smaller punk he does fight with his dad a little, just w/ a more narrow vocabulary to work with. tho at this point he’s still pretty sweet so clearly eisuke clowning him day and night was a negative effect on his development. (doesn’t treat his child like a child) (child grows up to a punk that doesn’t respect him) (surprised pikachu) being the son of a billionaire means that this child has to go study at a very young age and listen to MOZART. no child of eisuke ichinomiya will be listening to degenerate bops like lee taemin’s criminal next day they all go to the very fancy school that eito will be attending. eisuke does a speech, but then eito is all like “why is papa over there all the time” in reference to how all the other parents in attendance are having fun with their children, but eisuke is busy talking to other people for business and connections etc. etc. mc kind of has a hard time trying to explain it to eito bc... it’s honestly poor parenting... eiji shows up after arriving late, and he’s like “gramps is gonna be with ya today! instead of papa” which is cute but then she’s like psst thanks for coming and im like oh... so grandpa just didn’t randomly come to the open house for fun he’s just gonna be surrogate dad while real dad is busy... aw... and then at the end eito’s like FUC THIS KINDERGARTEN. eisuke is like “(smh) don’t yell in public. (despite everything) you are still the eldest son of the Ichinomiya family”

and so afterwards it’s clear that eito does not want anything to do with this school. he just sits in the classroom until mc is there to pick him up instead of playing in the courtyard or w/e, wanting nothing to do with the other kids.

so later there’s a hiking trip for the students and both of their parents, and mc asks eisuke if he’ll be available for it. eisuke is like, “i have a business trip that day, so I’ll have to adjust my schedule” and he’s been very busy in the opening of a new business or w/e. mc tells him to not do so much for something like that and that it’s ok if she goes alone with eito on the trip.

it’s the day of the trip, and mc goes alone with eito. she notes that a lot of dads did indeed come along for the trip. she apologizes to eito and says that she did talk to eisuke about the trip before, but he’s simply busy for this day. and im like... but girl, you were the one who told him not to change his schedule for the trip. yes a trip may seem less important than business ventures, but don’t make it sound like you weren’t the one who stopped him. lol. idk why im pressed abt this single line of dialogue bc later she does realize she fucced up there well eito is just like w/e about it and has pretty much accepted that sort of thing

anyway eito goes missing later and one of the kids said that he told eito that his dad (eisuke) didn’t come bc his dad thinks that his work is more important than his son. so eito got mad and ran off somewhere

and then mc finally gets the lightbulb moment that eito... wants to see his dad!! he ran off to go try to see him somehow??? !! wow so sweet

it’s raining like a mf but then in her search for eito eisuke randomly pops out of nowhere. He’s like “ho i did not remember saying that i wasn’t coming” and she’s like “im sorrryyy” and both me and him are like “just find the dang kid”

ok yea they find eito, he starts being a good student, and u start to see where he starts being antagonistic towards his dad LOL etc. etc. lol this story annoyed me so i don’t feel like doing the rest of the play by play orz

anyway thanks for reading my garbage LOL

[spectracully]

crash the crush.

pairings : senior student!xiaojun x sophomore student!reader warnings : profanity, underage drinking, mentions of drugs genre : fluff, a bit of crack? highschool!au word count : 4.3k

summary : what are the odds of crashing into your crush during the neighborhood-friendly run and mutual friends party?

You were pissed off when your mum said you need to work your lazy ass off. Well, if it's on the summer break, you'll most likely agree with her. But it's only the weekend, and you've been studying your ass off these days. A lazy weekend is something you earned, but your mum decided to rain on your lazy parade.

With all those groans and deep sighs, you storm off your house wearing your workout gear. Not much, only a windbreaker jacket paired with shorts and running shoes. Popping your airpods on both of your ears to blast some jams, you take some light jogging steps on your neighborhood. It's only 4.30 pm, and kinda windy, why the fuck are you doing this? That's right, because mum literally compared you to your neighbor's daughter, Giselle, who recently won a karate tournament. Now mum won't even shut up how much she wants an active daughter, not the lazy one. Yikes.

Back to the streets by Saweetie & Jhene Aiko plays, and you hear a message notification on your airpods. Still on your light jogs, you glance at the notification.

yeri<3 : yo yeri<3 : wyd

You stop jogging for a while to write your bestfriend back. It's saturday, she's probably asking you to hangout along with the gang. Yeri gets easily bored at home and in constant need of hanging out.

y/n : running  💃 💃 💃 y/n : mum said i need to be giselle

You continue your pace while waiting for her reply. You can see your neighborhood clearly now, seeing the details, since you always go to school in a sleepy state, not really noticing the environment, and also going home from school mostly sleeping in your brother's car.

The notification rings again. It must be Yeri.

yeri<3 : bitch thats a dancing emoji yeri<3 : running in a weather like this? yeri<3 : damn straight u wanna be giselle

You chuckle as you’re about to type the messages once more, the weather is fine, what the hell is she talking about? But then Yeri is still typing. 

yeri<3 : n e ways yeri<3 : party at lucas' 8pm yeri<3 : be there or be fucking square 💀 💀 💀

You sigh. There she goes. No other option than tag along with her, but it's not like you hate it anyway. Lucas' party is always awesome, you and your friends also will get a VIP pass because he's a good friend of yours too, despite the fact that you're not even in the same grade as him, he's one year above you and Yeri.

y/n : weather is nice dont jinx it y/n : fine but pick me up y/n : cuz doyoung won't let me drive his car

You send the messages to Yeri to prove her the weather is fine, and indicates that you agree to go to Lucas' house tonight, it's a great night to probably get wasted after all those tiring run mum decided to toss on you. It's gonna be fun, anyways. But the thing about hanging out with Lucas and his senior friends.. You might've developed a big fat crush with one of Lucas' closest friends, Xiaojun. 

You barely had an interaction with him, though, because he's usually the quiet and calm one in Lucas' closest friends group. Lucas himself is already so fucking loud, not to mention Hendery, the good-looking clown and moodmaker. There's also Jungwoo, the one who looks very calm but actually won't shut up once you talk to him. Mark too, the giggly one with some lame jokes. Well, going to Lucas' party tonight means you can see Xiaojun, probably getting the chances that you'll have some interaction over some boozes or something is also quite high.

After feeling all warmed up, you decide to give yourself a run around the block. Yeri's right, it's a funny weather to run. It's windy, but the more you stay outside, the cloud is getting darker and darker. You also knew that you're not really alone, who's doing this athletic bullshit in this kind of weather, you noticed that a boy is also doing this silly run when you were typing messages to Yeri. Probably just another neighbor's child being scolded by his mum of how Giselle is so athletic that his mum also wants an active son? Welp, you didn't see his face anyway, you were glued to the phone when you saw the figure running from the side.

It's not even a minute after you started running, Yeri already replied again. Is she really that bored that she doesn't have anything to do?

yeri<3 : ok i'll pick u up at 7 yeri<3 : um.. its fucking raining, y/n yeri<3 : go home and take a shower yeri<3 : pick ur clothes and put on some makeup instead yeri<3 : its saturday night, activate your hoe protocol yeri<3 : mr xiaojun is going to be there tonight

You stop running and stare at her messages. Raining? Is she drunk or what? It's not even 5pm yet and here she is, hallucinating-

Oop. There it goes. You feel some water drops on your head. Your hand. It was slow at first, but then the raindrops are getting harder and harder, it's pouring. 

"Motherfu-" you let out a curse, you should've trusted Yeri on this. As an intuitive homo sapiens with XX chromosomes, you scan through the streets, looking for some shelter to wait the rain to stop. Spotting a bus stop with a large steel canopy, you run like your life depended on it, avoiding the rain.

Finally arriving, you sigh and sit on the installed chair, typing messages to Yeri.

y/n : omg bitch ur right its raining y/n : should've pretended im dead in my room so mum wont bug me y/n : u know what after the rain ends im gonna sprint back home and take a fucking shower y/n : the universe doesnt like it when im trying to be giselle, it gave me rain instead

You sigh as you shuffle through your playlist, looking for some fun jams to pass your time through the rain, when somebody suddenly approaches you.

"Hi, do you mind if I take a seat here?" a boy asks, pointing to the chair next to you. You look up, and suddenly the next thing you wanna do is ascend your soul the fuck out of your body to the sky. 

Oh boy. It's Xiaojun. The boy you won't shut up about. He’s wearing a white loose tank and grey sweatpants, drenched in his own sweat. Oh god. This is truly an attack for you. What the fuck is he doing here? And why must you meet him at your mess like being all salty because of those running fiasco and the rain? While wearing your not-so-fashionable workout gear and not-so-tidy ponytails? Oh god.

You can feel your heart is about to explode when you realize that he is actually the person who is also doing the stupid running at this very weather, you just didn't notice it sooner because you were on your damn phone. Damn, mum was right, everything happened because you were always on your damn phone.

"No, of course! Take a seat!" you answer him, trying your best to crack your sweetest smile although it's more like sweatiest not sweetest.

He smiles back at you, taking a seat next to you, then his eyes get back to his phone, completely glued. Damn this is the only cardio that is worth it, no running, no jumping, no huff that huff this, only sitting next to Xiaojun on a rainy day on a bus stop. Wonderful.

You quickly whip up the messaging app to type all kinds of gibberish and send it to Yeri. She knows what shit is about to go down when you speak gibberish to her.

y/n : FUCKJSHSJJSKSJK YERI y/n : OH MY FUCKING GOD SJSGSJSHSKJSK

Lucky you, Yeri has nothing to do than respond to your messages, she stays put on the chat room.

yeri<3 : OMG BITCH WHAT yeri<3 : SKSHSJJSKS YOU SCARED ME

y/n : HE's FUCKING HERE AHSJSHSJEK

yeri<3 : OMG WHOS HE?? yeri<3 : THE DEVIL??? IS HE GONNA TAKE UR SOUL? SKEJSJKSKSK

y/n : XIAOJUN y/n : TURNS OUT HE ALSO LIVES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

yeri<3 : ASKJSJSKSK WHAT yeri<3 : HOW

y/n : KAHSKSJKS omg bitch y/n : i was sheltering myself from the goddamn rain y/n : im in bus stop rn y/n : this angel came to accompany me y/n : HE WAS RUNNING TOO OMG y/n : omg yeri just so u know if im not there when u pick me up y/n : its bc im in church getting married with my man xiaojun

yeri<3 : BITCH OMG SKSKSKSKK yeri<3 : GET MARRIED RN yeri<3 : WAIT dont waste the chance yeri<3 : talk to him rn!!!

You swear you're about to scream when Yeri sends that. She was actually right, this is your chance to talk to him, considering that you didn't really interact that much with him. But really? He didn't even say a word when he sat, probably didn't even remember your name? The disappointment slowly gets into your head.

You freeze on the spot. torn between wanting to talk to him and just let it slide, you'll see him again tonight as Lucas' house, right?

Just when you decide to give up and not say a word, he turns his head to you.

"Hey, I didn't know you live in this neighborhood too," he starts.

Oh god. If every time your heart beats fast you get a dollar, you'd probably have your own private island by now.

You try to play it cool when actually on the inside you wanna scream I LIKE YOU to his face rn. "Oh? Oh yes, my house is number 13." you answer calmly,

He cracks a smile, “13? You’re Doyoung’s little sister?”

Oh god. What the fuck is this clownery? He knows Doyoung? Why and how? At this rate you just wanna evaporate to the rain, what if Doyoung actually knows that you liked Xiaojun and he spills it? Oh god. 

You smile back at him, holding the panic you’ve been keeping since he mentioned Doyoung’s name. “Yep. I’m his sister.”

“Oh god, why didn’t I notice that earlier? I could’ve taken care of you at school!” he exclaims, and you sure you just wanna evaporate to the rain. Him? Taking care of you at school? YES PLEASE!

You let out a small giggle, trying to be as calm as possible when in reality you’re very sure you just wanna melt like a goddamn popsicle on a hot summer day. “So, how do you know my brother, actually?”

He laughs a bit, wiping away the sweat on his forehead. Oh god, he’s just so beautiful. “Well.. Doyoung and I used to be a dynamic duo in the school's choir, until he graduated.”

Oh, that. Doyoung is pretty serious about his career in the school’s choir, but you did not expect that Xiaojun is actually a part of it. Of course, he has the face of an angel, the voice is included.

“Now I know why Doyoung never let me come to his house. Turns out he has a cute- I mean, h-he has a sister, and that’s you! M-Maybe he’s afraid I’ll bother you or s-something.” he continues, stuttering a bit, and letting out an awkward laugh. You laugh again, feeling the blood rushing to your cheeks that you can’t hide no more. DID HE JUST SAY DOYOUNG HAS A CUTE SISTER? DID HE JUST SAY YOU’RE CUTE? DID HE-

But then, good things always come to an end. The goddamn rain stops. Oh fuck, no more chitter chatter with the dear crush. Just when it is the fucking time you need to hear the goddamn wedding bells, the rain decided to stop on your rain parade. Fuck.

He looks up, and seems like noticing the rain has stopped. “Well, Y/n. Lucas is having a party tonight, are you coming?”

You can feel your cheeks are still heating from his words, you shyly nod to him. Welp, maybe the rain has stopped, but this stupid crush? No. It goes on. Very much.

He stands up, straightening his white loose tank, getting ready to probably sprint back home. “Okay. See you tonight then, I’m going home. Have a good run!” he says as he walks away from the bus stop, leaving you dumbfounded. And lovestruck. That’s a win, alright.

Xiaojun slowly fades away from your view, and you’re still drowning on your pool of love. Yep, that’s it. You can’t even hold it, you quickly dial Yeri’s number to break out the news.

“What is it, Y/n? You literally left me on read for like 14 minutes straight and now you-”

“YERI LISTEN I’M GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT AND THAT’S A FUCKING FACT!” you shout to the phone, you can picture Yeri is probably goggling out her eyes right now.

“Girl, just because Xiaojun just asked you why the fuck were you running at times like this it doesn’t mean-”

“HE CALLED ME CUTE!” you blurted out,cutting her sentences for the second time,

“-you’re getting married- WHAT?? HE CALLED YOU WHAT?” Yeri yelled from the phone, now it’s pretty clear that Yeri is probably jumping her ass off right now.

You sprint your way to home, while holding your phone to your ears, continuing to give Yeri the details about the bus stop conversation you had earlier. Now she’s just yelling at you to pick the right dress and pamper yourself up, the probability you’ll marry Xiaojun at Lucas’ party is increasing. Sure it does.

-------

It’s 11.28 PM, 3 hours and a half since you and Yeri just arrived at Lucas’ house, escaping from Doyoung’s warning to you, to get back in one piece, and most importantly, sober. As if you’re gonna leave Lucas’ house sober, that’s funny, alright. You and Yeri were greeted by Yangyang and Donghyuck, who are currently setting up the table for snacks and drinks. That was probably the first time you saw Donghyuck ever setting up something, because if not, Jungwoo would’ve set his ass on fire.

The party madness has started, seems like everybody already has enough alcohol running on their system. Lucas is already losing his shirt and starts twerking in the middle of his house along with Jaemin and Jungwoo. Ah yes, the thot trio already started their thing, and all you have to do is just stay back and avoid getting dragged to the dance mess, because the chance of Jungwoo and Jaemin will start grinding at you is kinda high right now.. Considering their.. Twerking fiasco.

You sit back on the couch and watch your friends getting crazy over the playlist Yangyang made just for this event, sipping on your cocktails that Donghyuck put god-knows-what in it, he said it’s just cherry juice mixed with gin and brandy, but somehow it tastes kinda citrusy. You glance to the right, only to see Yeri making out with some random guy (probably one of Lucas’ friends named Changbin but oh well, that’s Yeri’s business).

Slightly grossed out and sad because apparently you’re not making out with Xiaojun right now, you make your way to the patio, and find the crowd that circle around a spinning bottle. Interested, you join Jeno, Mark, Renjun, Yeji, Hyunjin, Sungchan, Karina, Vernon, Hendery, and of course, the (hottest) most important person right now, Xiaojun.

“Welcome! As a newly joined member.. Truth or dare?” Jeno greets you as you take a seat between Mark and Sungchan. Well, you’d love to sit beside Xiaojun, but apparently, that seat is already taken by Hendery and Vernon.

You silently glance at Xiaojun, who is wearing a denim jacket with light-yellow knit top underneath, paired with white trousers. Damn, he looks so damn good that you wanna cry a river.

Your head comes back to the question Jeno asked. Today’s your day, be bold or bald. It’s time. “Well, I’m not gonna put my drunk antics to waste. Dare then.” you answer boldly, earning a few ‘ooooh’s from your friends.

Jeno snickers. Well, fuck. Guess you’re a bit too damn bold tonight, the realization suddenly hits you like a fucking trainwreck, Jeno is kinda extreme for games like this. Wrong choice, y/n. You gulp as you wait for Jeno to come up with something.

“I dare you to kiss Xiaojun!” Jeno exclaims, clapping both of his hands like a goddamn happy seal. Mark and Hendery are high-fiving right now, throwing whistles around Xiaojun, who is silent as a fucking rock.

Oh god. Things you’ve said about not putting your drunk antics to waste should’ve stayed in that goddamn draft. This is where Jeno takes you, even though you’re secretly happy that you finally get to kiss your goddamn crush, that shit is EMBARRASSING. If you wanna evaporate to the waters, then it’s probably the right time to do it.

But why Xiaojun though? Is your big fat crush on him too obvious?

You freeze on the spot as you awkwardly smile and stare at Jeno. This shit can’t be real. Jeno is goddamn crazy. You can feel the air is getting hot, whether it’s because the alcohol starts kicking in, or just because the blood is rushing through your head.

“Scared, aren’t you?” Jeno taunts you, sipping his beer as the rest of the group laugh except you and Xiaojun, who is currently staring at you with a questionable expression. Is he pleased? Or is he pissed? Oh god.

“I-I’m not!” you answer him, leaning to Xiaojun, gulping once more before asking him, “You’re okay with this though?”

Xiaojun smirks, “How can I say no to you?” he asks back, accompanied by a few ‘ayyy~’ from the boys, sending butterflies to your stomach. Your face is probably as red as a tomato by now.

Good god. Is this the same Xiaojun who is quiet, calm, and collected among his friends? Why suddenly he is so bold? Oh, he’s probably just drunk and won’t remember this kiss anyway.. You lean closer to him, closing the gap between his face and yours by sealing the kiss. His lips are soft yet firm, almost like a grape jelly you had earlier this afternoon, with a hint of vodka, of course.

After a few seconds, you finally pull out and linger your eyes on him. It’s beautiful, and mesmerizing. You just wish that you can see it again, and only for you, no one else. As you get back to your seat, you take one more last glance at him, that is currently also glancing at you, with his cheeks red.

Okay. You definitely heard the wedding bells, thanks Jeno. That’s probably one of your dreams, and thanks to Jeno, it came true. But unfortunately, Xiaojun probably won’t feel the same, or worse, he’ll probably forget about it tomorrow.

Everyone claps, exchanging happy exclaims and cheers as if you just said ‘I do’ to Xiaojun lol, when in reality, you were just doing the dare Jeno gave you. You gulp bitterly as the game goes on and on.

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It’s an hour past midnight, 1.12 AM to be exact. Thank god you’re not that shitfaced, but Yeri is. She is not even capable of doing anything anymore except being all smiley and shit, Changbin already drove her home like fifteen minutes ago, leaving you behind in Lucas’ lair. You suddenly felt the urge to thank god that Yeri made a fantastic decision last minute before picking you up, she used a taxi instead of driving. If she hadn’t, you’re probably stuck driving her home right now.

You scan through the house while leaning through the stair railings, looking for an easy target to get a free ride. Finally spotted your friends, you now have 3 choices : Donghyuck (who is currently seducing some random girl), Yangyang (who is now playing mobile games with Jaemin and Chenle), or Mark (who recently just hit a goddamn blunt, but he’s very capable to drive).

You sip your glass of water, making up your mind for your ride home. But then, suddenly someone taps on your shoulder.

“Do you wanna go home? Like, right now? I can drive you- I mean, our house is like, near.” you hear Xiaojun speaking to you, holding his car keys on his left hand.

Good gracious, is this even real? Like, Xiaojun, is actually asking you to go home with him? Is this real? Or are you just hallucinating from the goddamn weed you take 10 minutes ago from Lucas?

You stare at him blankly. He bit his lip, “I mean- If you wanna stay longer- or probably-”

“Yes, of course! Let’s go.” you smile at him, cutting off his words.

3 times in a day. Good job, Y/n! The wedding is up ahead!

He smiles and gives you a gesture, “Ladies first.”

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The drive is not as awkward as you thought. Turns out, Xiaojun is full of surprise though, you nearly choked when he said he once formally apologized to Doyoung before he stood up to defend the dignity of Mint Chocolate Chip flavored ice cream. It’s delightful to find out that he has similar tastes as you, from ice cream flavor to music and school subjects.

Xiaojun also told you the reason why he was on the run earlier, he was bored. Damn, look at it, the difference between a forced daughter whose mum wants an active child, and a bored model-student. He said he didn’t expect to see you because he was embarrassed, he was drenched in sweat.

You can feel the butterflies on your stomach grow wilder and wilder from every word he said, or maybe it’s just the way he smiles when he talks to you? Welp, if it’s anything to do with Xiaojun, you’ll most likely get butterflies.

Just when you thought he was drunk, he is not. He’s capable of driving you home and carrying on some fun convos, also remembering little things. So.. perhaps, he is not going to forget the kiss you shared because of Jeno’s dare?

As you keep on exchanging conversation with him, suddenly it’s time to get off his car and get back to your house, get ready to deal with Doyoung’s nags and scolds for getting home this late.

You giggle as you take the seat belt off, smiling at the brown haired boy.

“Thank you for driving me home, Xiaojun. It was fun.” you say to him, waving him goodbye as you open the door. He smiles and waves back at you.

Just when you’re about to open the gate of your house, you hear the sound of slamming car doors. You turn around and see Xiaojun standing in front of you, eyes sparkling like a goddamn star. Unfortunately, it’s not Christmas.. If it is, all you want for Christmas is to stare at Xiaojun’s beautiful eyes all day, and probably get married to him.

“Um.. Y/n.. I don’t know how to say this but.. The kiss you gave me earlier, it’s kinda..” he starts, smiling sheepishly.

Oh god, what now? It’s kinda what? Gross? You swear you’ll kill Jeno if you hear that from Xiaojun.

You gaze at him as you wait for him to complete his sentences.

“It’s kinda.. Making me feel.. Things.” he finally continues, rubbing the back of his neck while looking away from you, flustered. It’s pretty cute.

You giggle at him a little, the butterflies come back, or maybe they never even left?

“Don’t laugh, Y/n. I’m being honest, I was pretty embarrassed to run into you during sheltering, and now you’re laughing at me for-”

You let out a big laugh before you pull him to another kiss. This one is a bit longer, more passionate and intimate, unlike the one you had before. He cups your cheek as you feel him smiling during the kiss.

“I’m sorry if I invaded your privacy- but your fast typing was very.. Intriguing.. I might’ve seen you texting Yeri at the bus stop.” he giggles after you pull out from the kiss.

Yikes. You feel like you’re about to burst now. He saw you texting Yeri? What kind of clownery is this? Did he see you typing- oh god, that’s too embarrassing to remember.

“No! That’s too embarrassing!” you cover your face, he laughs once more.

“Now, which church are we going to? I’m pretty sure you said we’re getting married tonight, right?” he takes your hands off your face, grinning widely.

You pout and lightly hit him, only to be attacked by his hugs a second later. Aww, finally, dreams do come true. You stay on his embrace for a few more minutes, no talking, just comfortable silence and realization that you’re on Xiaojun’s arms right now.

You glance at your watch, Doyoung would be furious by now. Telling him that you really have to go before Doyoung can rise from his sleep and beat your ass, you finally wave goodbye to him as he gets back to his car.

Finally entering the house, you’re greeted by Doyoung who’s standing in front of you, holding a bowl of salad on his right hand.

“So, kissing Xiaojun in front of my salad?” he raises his eyebrow.

You stick out your tongue as you make your way upstairs. Technically, not in front of Doyoung’s salad, because the door was closed. He’s probably looking through the window, such a nosy brother. You laugh at the thought of Doyoung getting furious while eating his salad as you get a message.

Xiaojun : so, see you at school? Xiaojun : can’t wait to hold your hand on monday ;)