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[astro-tag-9]

The signs as Taylor swift songs (2)

THE 1

Two people that share 5th/7th/8th house Synastry

[stellamarielu]

(@sephines here) okay talking about birth charts i happened to see aidan turner's linked the other day so i had a look and this man's chart is almost *entirely* gemini/libra/sagittarius. he literally has only 2 placements that aren't one of those 3 signs. i was like damn, no wonder he's such a charmer!

i do have an interest in astrology but if anyone more knowledgeable about it has anything to chime in here lmk!

(if we're talking love and sex then venus and mars are the important signs iirc. aidan's mars is in gemini and venus in leo)

oh that man is charming as hell!!! loving you guys sending me birth chart info for my sexy middle aged men… keep it coming

[sacha-bug]

What about ekko with an Aries? Do you think it could work? 😭🙏🏽

I have a feeling I know what sign this anon is...

**Break included to minimize dashboard clutter!

To answer your question, I'm going to give it a resounding yes!

Why are you asking me? Put that Aries gung-ho attitude to work! Ekko and his Aries are the type of couple to Get. Shit. Done.

To be Ekko's Aries means never being bored, really. Ekko's always got the next step, the next something to do, the next date idea, fresh at the forefront of his mind-- and with an Aries (Who, in my experience are always looking for something to do with those they love) has the passion and energy to keep up with him.

Ekko can seem lax and nonchalant in comparison to his Aries partner, but it's a nice balance! He mellows out the fire of an Aries, and Ekko would absolutely be drawn to the typically-blunt nature of the fire sign.

Evidently, I may be a little biased... I've always been fond of Aries!

[astrobiscuits]

In solar return this year, moon in 7th house and pluto in 4th house, mercury venus mars in 3rd house and saturn in 5th house, jupiter in 7th. How might 2024 be for me?

Hii, hope you're doing safe and well💕💕

(I apologize in advance if i sound confusing at times, idk what's got into me today😭)

🌙 Moon in 7th house - this year, you'll be emotionally dependent on someone special (it doesn't have to be a romantic partner, it can be a best friend or a business partner). You'll feel the need to nurture the person you deeply care about, acting like a mother at times.

If you are single, expect to get into a fulfilling, committed partnership this year. Your future partner might portray the traits of the zodiac sign where your SR Moon is located in (for ex. If you've got an Aquarius Moon in 7th house in your current SR, you might end up in a unconventional relationship with a highly intelligent, eccentric and emotionally aloof partner BUT you might also act more distant with your partner). Often times, the Moon represents a reflection of our own deepest desires, insecurities and emotions - hence the mirroring effect with your partner.

If you are already in a relationship, this is the year for setting roots with your partner. You might discuss having a family, getting engaged or getting married.

🏡 Pluto in 4th house - there's a powerful change coming in your home life. Often times, Pluto in 4th house in SR can talk about death in the family, but unless you've got placements in your 8th house in SR (which you don't seem to), i wouldn't worry about this possibility.

If you're still living with your parents, expect to move out this year. Considering you've also got Moon and Jupiter in 7th house, there's a high possibility you might move in with a partner this year.

If you're more of a shy, introverted person, this year you might get out of your shell. Since your safety and comfort will be shaken up, you might realise that you need to man/woman up. Change isn't scary - stagnation is. Life moves forward and so do you.

📚 Mercury in 3rd house - this year, you'll feel more open to exchange ideas with various people, learn new stuff and travel short distances. If you've been wanting to study a new language, this is a great placement to have! You'll assimilate new words so fast.

If you've got any siblings, expect to have better communication with them. You might make a lot of new acquaintances this year, whether in a school setting, in your immediate surroundings (your neighbourhood for example) or online.

🏫 Venus in 3rd house - this year, you'll fall in love with studying! If you're still in school, you might become top of your class and/or one of the most popular girls. People might perceive you as the "ideal girl" when it comes to academic pursuits.

If you're single and ready to mingle, you might meet your next romantic encounter in the classroom, among acquaintances and friends (or friends of friends), in the library, in your neighbourhood or during a school competition.

You will be attracted to witty individuals/class clowns, nerds and those who make you feel young. You might also have a hard time deciding between two people (or even multiple people lol).

This year, you might also get some new intellectual hobbies (solving crosswords, sudoku, rubik cube) or you might get into riding a bike/monocycle, rollerskating, skateboarding or juggling.

🤬 Mars in 3rd house - with this placement, there's a high possibility that this year you'll feel more energized and active when it comes to your study goals! You might have the drive to study everyday, even if it's not for a long time.

When communicating with others, you might be more blund in your approach this year. You won't hold back when angry and you might get into frequent debates and fights (but only verbally).

🤎 Saturn in 5th house - this year, you'll likely choose to date to find a long-term partner. You'll likely be extra picky when choosing a future partner, but you won't be afraid of the obstacles and difficulties that might arise in the dating phase (for ex. your parents or their parents might not approve of you two dating, lack of time for seeing each other etc.). You might not feel like you can be fully yourself while dating and will probably feel much more comfortable being your authentic self once in a relationship.

If you are already in a relationship, this placement might bring difficulties in conceiving (if you and your partner have decided to have a baby).

💎 Jupiter in 7th house - this year, you might meet your future spouse!(but it's important to take into consideration Juno's position in your SR too). Your partner will likely bring you a lot of joy in your life. They might be a foreigner, come from a different culture or be well-travelled. They're likely well educated and a great storyteller. They might not have a lot of patience, but they're a lot of fun! Always on the go, wanting to experience life with you.

If Saturn and Jupiter are sextiling each other, you might end up marrying your (next) partner this year! (if you want to, of course)

[humunanunga]

"You can believe in magic as long as you don't believe in it too hard and still think the same way I do"

Or. Just maybe. People can believe and do what they want with their lives, as long as they're not hurting anyone? As in, the baseline for anything?

So now that my post has over 51,000 notes, I'd appreciate it if the version with the answer sheet was also in circulation.

There is nothing wrong with having a lil whimsy in your life or including the spiritual practices when celebrating your culture, but "as long as they're not hurting anyone" is what "but watch out" means.

Ancient aliens, Antarctic pyramids, Anunnaki/Nibiru, empaths/dark empaths, the Galactic Federation, indigo children, Neuschwabenland, phrenology, reality shifting, shadow governments, spirit science, starseeds, they do not count as "not hurting anyone" when they are they are rooted in ableism, antisemitism, eugenics, scam cults, white supremacy or all of the above.

That is why pseudosciences and conspiracy theories have been complicit in pipelines to the far right, and like cults, they depend on criticizing all information from outsiders to make themselves look more believable. To gain your trust by casting doubt on everyone else.

Cultists want you to believe in only two kinds of people: those who tell you what you want to hear, and those who don't.

[neptxn3]

Uranus in 9th house please?

Uranus in the 9th house

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Traveling to foreign places may bring about innovative ideas. Those with this placements who face tough challenges in life can travel to a different country and find ways to improve their lifestyle. In fact there are times you’ll find that the universe gives you signs. You could travel through a city you’ve never been to and there would be a giant billboard sign saying “chase your dreams” and it would be exactly what you needed to hear. This placement could also mean unconventional ways in which you learn. These people could attend universities overseas, multiple degrees from multiple universities. You might not even go to university at all, in fact these are the types to spend their own money on education and learn from people in their desired industry. It makes me think of getting a loan to travel to Italy because you managed to get a local jewelry maker to teach you then going back home and staring a very successful business. Trusting your own instincts can put you in lucky situations. 

Unique interest in different cultures, sort of like those vloggers who move to Japan because they really like the culture and food. Makes me think of the lady who was popular from her ‘living in Korea’ vlogs and was forced to move so she chose Germany and she’s actually thriving right now 😭!!

9th house association with the in-laws could point to a potential of your spouse being foreign or you settling far from your spouses parents home country. 

Might be prone to joining a cult because 9th house Uranus’ are so open minded about anything so please tread carefully when learning about different religions or choosing to join a different one 😭

[strawberrystepmom]

happy thursday to the loveliest human beings 💗hope today treats everyone well!!!!

[what-about-zaladane]

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[cwinterbourne]

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[astro-tag-9]

hii, could you do a female character that fits be?

cancer sun , leo mars, pisces moon, cancer venus

💛 Penelope Featherington 🩵

(Bridgerton)

[annoyangle]

So was the end of Summer the like ideal time to start Weirdmaggedon when that occurred, or was it just mere coincidence that it ended up that way?

COINCIDENCE, ACTUALLY. THERE WASN'T ANY SORT OF MYSTIC PORTENT OR WHATEVER TO WAIT ON, NO """"PLANETS NEEDING TO BE IN THE ALIGNMENT WITH THE EIGHT HOUSE OF KRANDOR""""! I HOPE YOU ALL REALIZE ASTROLOGY IS A HILARIOUS PSEUDOSCIENCE THAT HAS LITERALLY NO EFFECT ON YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE, BY THE WAY! THE MOVEMENTS OF THE PLANETS HAVE NO EFFECT ON YOUR SOUL, MIND OR BANK ACCOUNT, BECAUSE THERE'S NO BRAIN THERE IN ANY OF THE WORLDS TO THINK WITH ANY MORE, AND ONLY THINKING BEINGS CAN DISTORT THE UNDERLYING MECHANISMS OF FATE!!

IT LIKE ALL THE REST OF YOUR """RELIGIONS""" WAS MADE UP BY GUYS WITH TERRIBLE VISION AND TWO LEFT FEET WHO REALLY WANTED A WAY OUT OF HAVING TO DIG FOR GRUBS OR STAND AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE SCARY COLD DARKNESS WITH A SPEAR "PROTECTING" THE TRIBE!

'SORRY GROG, CAN'T GO TO THE HARVEST TODAY , I GOTTA... UH... PLACATE THE ANGER OF THE GODS WITH AN ENTIRE DAY IN THE KUKU HUT SINGING ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE!! ALSO THE GODS DEMAND THE RIPEST PICKS OF THE HARVEST OR THEY WILL TOTALLY KILL US ALL, THE GODS TOLD ME SO, DON'T QUESTION IT!!'

INVENTING PLAUSIBLE SOUNDING GARBAGE TO SCARE THE REST OF YOUR SPECIES WITH: YOUR GET OUT OF WORK FREE CARD SINCE HUMANS WERE ABLE TO WALK ON TWO LEGS!

ANYWAY, RIGHT, WEIRDMAGEDDON - NAH, THAT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT. ALWAYS POUNCE ON OPPORTUNITIES TO MESS WITH FATE WHEN THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES.

[sacha-bug]

On my knees begging 🛐🛐🛐. What about aquarius x jinx?😭

I need to know🥺🥺🥺

Ooh, two air signs! Interesting... I like it.

** Break included to minimize dashboard clutter!

Jinx would get along with a lot of typical Aquarius traits-- bold, spontaneous, quick-witted and progressive. She'd genuinely always want to hear what her intuitive little Aquarius has to say, especially in regards to her art and inventions!

I just know if her Aquarius planned a spontaneous date, even something as small as a rooftop picnic, she'd be jumping for joy. The spontaneity and boldness of her Aquarius would definitely bring out her inner Powder. And that takes a lot of trust.

Admittedly, though any relationship with Jinx is going to be... Well, bumpy. She doesn't intend to cause problems or make her partner feel bad-- but Jinx has a long, long history of issues that would need to be dealt with with lots of patience and love.

I think a big conflict between Jinx and her Aquarius would start with the naturally private part of their nature. Jinx's Libra personality really shows through in how delicate her social balance is-- to be frank, she doesn't enjoy being alone. It gives her mind time to wander, to imagine, to worry. Unfortunately, I've never met an Aquarius that doesn't need to tap out every now and again to recharge.

Jinx might see this as a personal attack, and respond by self-isolating. Really, though, as long as her Aquarius is a good, kind communicator, things can go smoothly!

[astrobiscuits]

In solar return this year, moon and pluto in 12th house, sun and mercury in 8th and venus in 9th along with neptune and saturn in 1st house, jupiter in 4th and mars in 5th. How might 2024 be for me?

Hii darling and happy new year🧡

Let's take every placement and talk about it:

🌙 Moon in 12th house - depending on the sign, this year you'll develop your intuition and your emotional sensitivity to other people's emotions. You might spend more time in solitude than usual to recharge your batteries. You might also get into moon rituals (full moon ritual, new moon ritual) as this year's full moon and new moon's will have a higher impact on your mood and your manifestation abilities

⚰️ Pluto in 12th house - this position of Pluto talks about coming to the end of something. You might anticipate the end of a life period (ex you graduate college) or this ending might come totally unexpected. Nevertheless, it brings a total transformation in your life. Learn to accept endings this year - you can't avoid them, so better make the most out of them

🖤 Sun in 8th house - similar to Pluto in 12th house, Sun here talks about undergoing a transformation on a personal level. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, you're ready to confront the deeper, darker side of life. You might get an inheritance this year. If you do, be careful of not becoming too greedy with your money, to the point where money controls you

✍️ Mercury in 8th house - with Mercury here, this year you'll be more into researching certain topics. If you are in college, you might be interested in writing more research papers. This year, you won't be afraid to discuss taboo subjects with the people around you (money, death, sex etc)

✈️ Venus in 9th house - the fun and pleasures of Venus will be manifested in higher education studies, spirituality and long-distance travelling this year. You might become more carefree and explore philosophical thoughts, without feeling limited by them. Another thing with Venus in 9th house is that it brings diversity in the dating pool! If you're single and ready to mingle, you might go on a lot of dates, without commiting to anyone. Like simonesquared (check out her last video on youtube), you might go on dates to "collect data" for the sake of getting to know yourself and your preferences. Oh and also, you'll likely go to lots of parties this year (if you're into that)

🧚 Neptune in 1st house - this placement will bring popularity for your looks this year. You might start to look more ethereal, almost hard to reach, because you seem to be daydreaming all the time. This makes you magnetic to other people. Careful of not indulging in any kind of drugs this year (too much alcohol, weed, smoking). It will have a big negative effect on your appearance (but this only applies if SR Neptune is afflicted)

🪐 Saturn in 1st house - contrary to Neptune in 1st, Saturn in 1st might make you look more depressed this year. If you've been wanting to get a tattoo or a piercing, this year will be the year! Depending on the sign Saturn sits in, it can point to the body part where you'll get the tattoo/piercing (ex Saturn in Virgo - belly button ring, Saturn in Sagittarius - tattoo on one of your thighs)

🍀 Jupiter in 4th house - this year, you might move homes due to pursuing higher education. The move will be in another country, likely one you have always wanted to live in. There's also the possibility of you/your mom (depending on age) getting pregnant and/or having a baby

🌈 Mars in 5th house - this placement brings lots of vigor and enthusiasm to pursue your hobbies and passions. You might start a passion project that might bring you money (depending on the aspects your SR Mars makes to other planets). Also, you might go on dates with very masculine personalities (regardless of your se*ual orientation) and have lots of kinky fun iykyk

Hope you found this helpful!! <33

[neptxn3]

Omg gurl…. In your most recent astro notes you talk about Aquarius placements and innovative ideas……. And lemme tell you, I’ve never read something more accurate 😭😭 As someone who has a huge Aquarius stellium, people always talking about how we’re “innovators with a desire to change the world” made me wonder why doesn’t that feeling come to me 😭😭 Like its not that I don’t care about bettering the world, but it’s just not the first and biggest motivation to do things. I feel seen 🙏 🙏 (which is unsurprisingly rare). So yeah just wanted to let you know that I heavily relate to what you said. Sorry if the rant was unnecessary, but I hope you have a nice day 🫶🤍

This is so cute I love inboxes like this thank you so much 🤭 but yes I only realized this as a non Aquarian because I know so many Aquarius’ who do amazing things but have the funniest motivations. A friend of mine is currently in college as an aerospace engineer, so intelligent, top of her class and has such a good reputation in school. Did she do it because she wants to advance space travel for future humans? No, she just likes spaceships 😭 Did another friend create a strike at work because of their unfair wages? No, he just thought the manager was a cunt. I definitely think it comes from being on the same axis as Leo, both signs are self serving (and no this is not a bad thing) but they love the spotlight and they love themselves most of all and if making life changing choices for humanity is what an Aquarius needs to do to fuel their own selfish reasons I have nothing against it, in fact I encourage it🤷🏽‍♀️

[dionyrtal]

What's your big 3? (Like astrology 🫶🏻)

okay i had to search this up, i'm terrible with astrology lmao sun: cancer ascendant: leo moon: cancer so... what does it mean? 👀