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angeart · 9 months

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happy birthday @linkito !!! <3

clean version under the cut (before i realised i am forgetting about things)

#ange draws #scarian #soft kisses #at least i think it qualifies #hunted hybrids au #hhau #they are hurt and dirty but man #they gay #a little bit insane about them #featuring: tHE RIBBON #which i totally remembered it exists #blood #injuries #just in case those are needed as a cw #hAPPY BIRTHDAY LINK #hhau art

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royalarchivist · 6 months

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[A sad violin song plays over an image of a sad hamster]

Pac: This doesn't have anything to do with me – I wear a blue sweatshirt, you're crazy, this mouse doesn't even have a sweatshirt, this hamster! [Reading chat] Am I a depressed hamster?

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]*

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Pac: Actually– that's fine! I embrace that idea – of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy? [He hits his desk, then starts counting off people on his fingers] Fit is gone, Richarlyson is gone, Ramon is gone, Bagi and Empanada who were always there when we were there are also gone, I haven't seen them! It's just me and Tubbo, and sometimes Philza shows up.

Pac: I lost Chume Labs, I lost the Favela, I lost Murder Mystery, I lost Ilha Chume Labs, it's crazy! Look at how much I've lost, and I've gained nothing! Of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy?! How am I supposed to be happy?!

Pac: [Reading chat] "You have us Pac," that's true, thank you. No, that's true, sorry.

* NOTE: Please note that this is an incomplete transcript, as I was primarily relying on Aypierre's translation mod at the time and if I am not confident of the translation, I do not include it. As always, please feel free to add on translations or message me corrections.

#Pactw #QSMP #Pac #March 18 2024 #As much as I love keeping people updated about Pac / the other Portuguese-speaking creators #I think I might not make as many transcribed posts for their clips anymore #I just don't think I'm qualified enough to be transcribing things for a language I don't know #like yeah we have the Qlobal Translator and Aypierre's translators to rely on #And I'm always upfront when I'm not 100% sure about a translation #but I've been thinking about it a lot and it kinda makes me feel a bit icky. Idk.#I might be overthinking this but I just I don't want to spread around translations I'm not super confident about #esp. since I know a lot of people cite my clips in analysis posts or link them to other people as resources #and 90% of the time I'm like ''Hell yeah I love seeing people getting a lot of use out of the archive''#but sometimes I get a bit anxious like ''Did I do a good enough job translating this''#''Am I ruining someone's entire perception of a conversation or character because I left one word out or mistranslated something?''#And like I said that's normally not a HUGE concern since if I'm not certain about a translation I just won't post a clip. but you know #idk it might just be the anxiety talking but I really really don't want to spread bad info #Happy to hear other folks' perspective #I'm really grateful for people like Bell and Pix and others who translate clips and I always try to reblog those #but we don't have a ton of people posting clips & translating things on Tumblr since we're so English-centric #which is part of the reason WHY I like sharing clips of the non-English-speaking CCs #but at the same time I want to do an accurate job representing what they're saying #Maybe I'll just start posting things and give a TLDR context of what they're talking about but not a transcript #that way native-speakers can hop in and add translations if that's something they're comfortable doing #and if not then well. at least I'm not sharing something that isn't super accurate #idk I'm just thinking out loud a bit in the tags #But I'm open to hearing other people's thoughts on the matter #Anyways giant rant aside. q!Pac is NOT doing ok rn

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wisteriagoesvroom · 3 months

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*gently pokes you with a stick til you write this*

Is there a plot, or just vibes... like what is going on in this universe... okay... *rolls sleeves up* lemme try to headcanon it a little:

Oscar is a rising star in product engineering, and was hired based on a prototype he was developing in his Imperial College dorm room. Barely settled into his new office gig, he is told to present a demo of said product on the mainstage of his tech company employer's next big conference, where they announce their latest product rollouts for the year.

Oscar really hates public speaking, and has never been very good at it. Enter Lando - deputy head of marketing and charmboy extraordinnaire - who is assigned to get him up to scratch.

Other universe details that probably only I care about: Adam Norris is the new CFO who brings his son into the picture. There are definitely two overworked interns on both their teams who have to manage all their weird quirks and Lando's idiosyncratic JIRA board hygiene. Surely there must be an ugly conference t-shirt. No wait– Oscar sleeps with Lando at the conference rehearsal, but the first time is kinda unexpected, and also Oscar spilled red wine on himself the previous night which necessitated him going up to Lando's hotel room for Plot Convenient Reasons (sex). Morning after, Oscar has to borrow one of Lando's t shirts and it ends up being a neon prototype that was manufactured as an error. And Oscar's like "you cannot expect me to walk out like this", and it's like. "Well either that or you walk around the city shirtless sorry mate." (Oscar takes the L, but he really hates green highlighters from that point on and nobody really knows why. Lando thinks it's hilarious and buys him copious amounts of hot chocolate to make up for it even though it was never his fault. He just likes buying hot chocolate for Oscar.)

There is also definitely an icebreaking joint activity that they both do, like indoor rock climbing, in order to get to know each other. Except Lando is like, spectacularly good at it, and Oscar (a) lies about his competency in rock climbing (b) is deathly afraid of heights. But Oscar refuses to be a wimp so doesn't say a single thing until he reaches the top of a really challenging wall and Lando is like: woah you did so amazing! Now let go and come down! and Oscar is like: I can't! Lando: wdym?? Oscar: I hate heights. Like "my sisters used to lure me to the roof with a ladder and then take the ladder away", hate heights. Lando: BRO.....your PRIDE.... (but he's also secretly going insane because Oscar clearly just wanted an excuse to spend the morning with him.)

Their first kiss is after Lando belays Oscar safely to the ground, obviously. Adrenalin, and stuff.

#landoscar #in a tech bro au #don't ask me how i came up with this #wiz.HCs #it just fell out of me #you think my ideas fall out of a coconut tree??#well i exist in the context of all the yaoi in which i live and all the yaoi which came before me !!#<- if you understand this reference you definitely qualify as a member of Chronically Online Anonymous #bless y’all too there were at least a dozen typos in here when I posted it and probably a dozen more #and y’all rolled with it anyway

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catominor · 4 months

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diversity win! THIS consul of rome is a cinaedus

#sorry thinking about lfc....#ficposting #i think he at least kind of qualifies. tbh

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pixelprofligate · 3 months

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decided id remake some of the original booster packs they made for Pokemon Card GB. yahoo. yippee

#pixel art #aseprite #my art #pokemon #pokemon tcg #at least kinda tcg #the game is the card game i think it qualifies

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mulders-too-large-shirt · 3 months

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the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own

#you could make this super fun and invoke a sense of deep Guilt on behalf of mulder because he feels he got the mom neanderthal killed #and then you can also make it fun in “c'mon sport let's go throw the ball around kind of way”#i imagine him at the library checking out books on early humanoid species and how to parent at the same time #the librarian silently checking the books out and wondering what on earth this man could possibly be needing such resources for #imagine scully's reaction to this. i can't quite place it beyond initial Disbelief and then subsequent trying to be as supportive as she ca #and she would probably be also very Nerdy about the whole thing. because she strikes me as someone well-read on the subject and fascinated #we also know she at least has some experience wrangling children which would be relevant #i imagine a bunch of anthropologists perpetually hovering over the child to study him but they have to be Chill and not disrupt his life #so the kid just grows up thinking they have a ton of really cool and supportive aunts and uncles over all the time #meanwhile they scientists are taking notes furiously as they see if he can adapt to playing a gameboy with the other kids #idk someone probably thought of this idea before but it's funny to me #why would the kid go to him and not someone far more qualified? idk i'm just playing pretend in my brain :)#this thought was prompted by me wondering if you time traveled and brought an early humanoid to the modern era do you think the kid #would still play minecraft? i say yes. probably.#i saw a post about something similar years ago and i wonder about it. i hope you would like cartoons and subway surfers neanderthals.#the x files #txf #fox mulder

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year

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Something I always wonder with the whole: "The lazy populous doesn't want to work!" is if it's only being said to keep minimum wage at the very, very lowest end of 'survivability.'

The "lazy worker" isn't truly a problem. The employers are.

#politics #this is my old man conspiracy theory #it's insane when you actually start job searching and you apply fucking Everywhere and it's crickets #job announcement: no experience required! we'll train you! you're actually PERFECTLY qualified #you apply and then NOTHING. and then you listen to the news or other people #and they complain about how 'lazy' the modern worker is and how employers are DESPERATE for people to work for them...#...and you'll end up knowing better if you haven't soaked up the individualist corporate shill propaganda i think...#...that propaganda (at least in the US) is the idea that the individual worker is always at fault...#...that if they never get a job - even 'entry-level' - that it is THEIR fault...#...if you don't want to work minimum wage get a maximun-effort job!!!!!...#...if you want to Get Hired then make yourself Hireable!!!!!!!!!...#...you must be Indispensable (but potentially for $7.25/hour)!!! it is Up To You!!!...#...make records! never ask for anything! never complain! never dare bite the corporate hand which feeds you!!!!!!!!#that's the type of shit i grew up with at least. and i cannot buy that it isn't propaganda in a world hostile to any layman #i wonder if the romanticized version of the 60s-70s working class in the US is completely true as well...#...i just wonder if we are idealizing a past which never truly occurred for the worker...#...simply because these tactics Aren't New and Aren't Considered Morally Reprehensible because of the Bottom Line #this last part is tangentially-related but i always question whenever people have rose-colored views of The Past

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jayaorgana · 10 months

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ID: a traditional pencil sketch of Jaina Solo from Star Wars Legends. She is portrayed as a young girl, about 12 or 13, she is sitting in a window, turned to the side, crossing her arms with one leg bent in front of her and the other hanging loosely of the edge. Her hand is holding her lightsaber loosely and she is scowling a little, like she's frustrated about something, and looking off in to the distance . Instead of her normal flight suit she is wearing a long dark shirt with a light vest and pants, and a belt fastened around her waist.

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Baby Jaina, what's she angry about? (Probably the fact I drew her with a crappy pencil)

#pippa.png #star wars #star wars legends #jaina solo #jaina solo organa #lmao somehow my normal pen fell out of my bag so I had to go see what pencils were in the free art supplies section of the school library #my art #fanart #anyways at least pencil sketches tend to be more postable #even when they're on the back of old painting assignments #an attempt was made to make her outfit kind of jedi-y and also kind of Aldraanian-y??#i think any outfit with a vest qualifies as at least somewhat Correlian right?#i imagine it as a formal outfit or a semi formal one maybe?

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lesbianjodie · 5 months

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Ok folks here's a game:

The black organization is having a secret santa... what little gifts are our dear codenamed agents getting, and from whom?

Send me an ask and in some time (depends on like how many I'm getting at once) I will pick the best ones for each character and draw them with it!! Then a poll may be made for people to guess which agent made the gift 👀

#No secret santa has to reveal their identity so this is a great chance to piss people off! Though feuds may still emerge...#this includes nocs and guys who are dead in the timeline ofc :)#this is out of season but tbh I just had an idea of one for kir and thought it might be fun to do one for each black org character #if there's more than one really funny/good one I will just make two probably and ppl can vote on both #detective conan #dcmk #black organization #chris vineyard #mizunashi rena #hidemi hondou #ethan hondou #vermouth #kir #gin #hiromitsu morofushi #rei furuya #bourbon #scotch #shuichi akai #curaçao #korn #SO MANY OF THESE GUYS sorry if I forgot someone #ask game #?#ask game-ish at least. I think it qualifies #might do one with the fbi (with maybe conan and kir participating) later but idk #bleas for the love of god let this not flop I miss drawing those bitches

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dailyhatchetfield · 8 months

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could you do Gerald and Linda?

day 22 - the monroes

#daily post #hatchetfield #linda monroe #gerald monroe #working boys #<- where the screenshot this pose is from but i dont think this really qualifies as spoilers tbh ??#nothing plot relevant here at least #asks #requests #they make me soooooo insane i can't stop thinking about them......#gerald looks too pink now that im really looking at him but its too late I'm not changing anything else its fineeeee its Fine

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thatswhatsushesaid · 2 years

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shitpost dispatches from the sangyao dungeons - [???/π] incorrect but plausibly canon quotes edition

#sangyao #what could have been 🥺#like if you're gonna insist on making jgy a villain at least let him have the only other villainous babygirl in the cast #as his partner in crime #(I guess xy also qualifies as a babygirl but he also doesn't seem like the kind of babygirl villain who wants to be micro-managed)#(nhs would absolutely let jgy think he's micromanaging their plans #when in reality he is just leaving the work he isn't interested in to jgy)#(plot twist: jgy has tricked nhs into doing work that he doesn't THINK he wants to do #by making it about art or whatever nhs's special interest du jour is)#(anyway I just think they're neat and should be allowed to fuck about it)#mdzs #mdzs shitposting #cql #the untamed #jin guangyao #nie huaisang #he did crimes??? good for him 😌#let him have birds!! 🕊

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gnotknormal · 4 months

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I'm so used to people not directly liking me. I don't know what to do if people express they actually like me. You want to have physical contact with me?? But aren't I objectively repulsive? Whoa.