Labru modern aus fics be like:
Because men, every time Kabru has a PhD, published books, goes on tv, is on the radio of your home, is a professor, rich and famous and all. Than we have Laios that works in a supermarket, plays dnd and works out.
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thinking about older bf!simon who feels younger for loving you
you who has to be holding his hand, other hand around his upper arm, pulling him down to kiss his cheek
you who wraps your arms around his waist, putting your hands in his pockets and rubbing your cheek against his back
you who still gets giggly when he walks around naked, a heat on your cheeks that he can feel across the room
you who lays back on the bed and beckons him over with a single digit, squealing when he tugs you to him by your ankle
you who can make a sniper’s hands shake by asking him to do up the zipper on your back or just placing your feet in his lap
you who can make him hard with only a pretty smile or even just a “siiiiiimon” like he’s hitting puberty for the first time
you who makes him pull over so you can ride him in the front seat of his car, only after you’ve been teasing him all fucking dinner
you who, in a room full of people, can give him a look that only he knows to mean “take me home right now and i’ll do that thing you like”
you who teaches the old dog new tricks, making him realise that there really are “things he likes” that he hadn’t even known about
simon doesn’t just feel younger, he feels fucking born again
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How to create an atmosphere: Supermarket
Sight
advertisements for products
big signs showing discounts
aisles full of colorful products
fresh produce
employees in matching uniforms
all different kinds of costumers
with shopping carts
with children running around
with a stroller or toddlers sitting in the shopping cart
with a service dog by their side
Hearing
the sound of shopping carts being pushed and bumping into shelves
parents calling for their children
people talking on the phone
a man asking his wife if they still have enough toilet paper at home
someone asking the employee where they can find something
music interrupted by announcements about promotions the store is doing
the surring and beeping sound of the cash register belt
the sound of the electronic doors opening and shutting again
Touch
the stickiness of the floors
the differents textures of each item they think about buying
the coldness and often stickiness of the handle of the shopping cart
the sudden wetness from some products that are either fresh produce or where the package is leaking
Smell
the smell of spilled drinks that someone dropped and left for the employees to clean up
the smell of cleaning products from them having to sweep it up
the smell of hand sanitizer
the smell of different products the costumer holds up to their face and smells to decide if they like it
the horrendous smell of deposit machines where you return your not quite empty beer bottles to and the leftover liquid spills everywhere
Taste
different samples offered at the supermarket
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biggest indicator of the hoes not being alright is that all isekai nowadays has gone from “ultimate power level super cool beam explosion harem fantasy” to shit like “in this new world i eat lots of delicious food and help people with minor problems and i feel incredibly fulfilled with a happy and peaceful life where the cold grip of capitalism cant touch me :)”
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Europe, but each country has its own (supermarket/convenience store/discount) brand
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"there's marines in civilians in the fresh aisle. i think they recognised us"
"well they'll have to wait, i'm only halfway through my spice list"
(imagine i drew zoros swords lol)
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