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In 2016, a Comcast user frustrated with slow internet used a Raspberry Pi to tweet Comcast every hour. The bot checked speeds, and if they dropped below what was promised, it sent an automated tweet showing the results directly to Comcast.
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What is an Algorithm in 30 Seconds?
An algorithm is simply a series of instructions.
Think of a recipe: boil water, add pasta, wait, drain, eat. These are steps to follow.
In computer terms, an algorithm is a set of instructions for a computer to execute.
In machine learning, these instructions enable computers to learn from data, making machine learning algorithms unique and powerful.
#artificial intelligence#automation#machine learning#business#digital marketing#professional services#marketing#web design#web development#social media#tech#Technology
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oh my fucking god, if i want to be able to filter kofi/patreon payments in a way that would let people automatically pay for either basic or premium memberships on my site, i have to pay $20 a month for the fancy plan on zapier. if you don't want to pay through my site directly you have to suffer in silence regardless of how much you're paying, i guess.
#original#i'm in an absolute shit-tier midspace#where i need more than free services can give me but i'm not big enough to need all the features they're making me pay for#there will not be more than 100 payments through patreon and kofi combined#wait fuck i have $1 patreon members#i can't give patreon members a fucking discount#so i guess i just. have to. not automate that one at all either. fuck me.#ko-fi has a minimum payment so it can stay i guess
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everyone cross your fingers that I can get reimbursed for the flight changes and stuff lol
I'm after $252.83 of compensation. For the nonrefundable hotel I had to cancel, plus the new one I had to book. I sent an email via booking.com to the canceled property requesting a refund based on my situation. I assume they'll say no, but I'll have proof I tried them first. Next I will submit a claim with Finnair for compensation. I am concerned because their website says their compensation claims are backed up right now and taking 2-6 weeks to process. Which means I may not have time to hear back from them before the deadline to submit a claim with my Chase Sapphire card is up. But I suppose I'll have to provide proof I contacted them, and just state that they haven't responded.
I've never done this before lol
#finnair SHOULD pay it#supposedly they will. but they had a weird statement on their website about if your travel had already started#and i wonder if they'll try to get out of it by saying they won't pay because they notified me 16 hours before travel#rather than me already being at the airport when something got canceled#since their automated customer service bot kept telling me i needed to physically go to the agent desk in helsinki#(i asked in helsinki when i checked in yesterday and they told me i had to do it online)
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Claiming those without sufficient technological or life extension access are proven criminals or non-citizens or are artificial simulations resembling life that do not need technological access or to have data recorded in relation to them. Criminals claiming their victims are merely automated. Automatics. Automated.
#claiming those without sufficient technological or life extension access are proven criminals or non citizens#artificial#simulated life#non-citizens#non-citizens denied social services via active deployment of sensory replacement to inhibit access#criminals denied social services via deployment of sensory replacement to inhibit access#access to technology#access#automated#automatics#unauthorized automated simulations of life disrupted by deployment of sensory replacement to inhibit perception via entangled sensors#claiming victims are automates#invaders#claiming victims are automates or invaders or predators or criminals or tools of enemies so sensory replacement will be deployed against#victims of time travel crime#victims of time travel crimes#fraudulent data related to persons things or locations#locational reference data#fraudulent positions of planets recorded in order to claim them as colonies#triangulate star positions in order to verify stellar related map data#planet Terra#planet Earth#claiming earth is a colony#music by brad geiger on streaming music services on the planet Earth#music#brad geiger
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I know there are many people out there who appreciate automated menus and they really are helpful if you just need some quick account information or business hours or have anxiety when talking to a real human. I know automated menus can be very quick and very easy. But I also know that one of the big reasons more and more places are trying to switch to more automation is so they don't have to pay their workers. There's a very specific portion of the population out there who believes government office workers are free-loaders and participating in fraud, waste, and abuse of tax payer dollars, so they are excited to see government workers fired, even though the services many of them provide make the lives of everyday people remarkably better. For example, I have a very quick, very simple question regarding the return of a form I was sent in the mail. But I want this question answered by a real human who might indicate if I missed something important, as the whole reason this form was sent to me was because I missed something when I originally submitted it. I want a human to verify that I understood the instructions. A REAL, LIVE HUMAN. I feel a little bit like the portion of the population who loves the idea of firing "lazy government workers" maybe doesn't realize that firing humans means no one is there to answer a phone call when you have a simple question. It also means that human is now unemployed and they absolutely HATE people who don't have "a real job" because the unemployed are a "drain on the good tax-paying people." But if you ask these people what a "real job" is and how people are supposed to stay employed when work keeps getting overtaken by generative predictive text algorithms ("AI"), they don't have an answer, other than continuous derogatory comments about "lazy free-loaders". And the increased automation isn't even helpful. It's circular. There's no guarantee it'll give me correct information. There's going to be no accountability if it tells me incorrect information, as someone can easily change what the robot says and there would never be proof I was given incorrect information. Anyway. Maybe I'm alone in my desire to have my tax dollars go to paying real human workers who get good benefits and answer the phone when I have a question. (And yes, in the hour I've been typing this, I'm still on hold).
#this is the timeline from hell#generative text algorithms#customer service#automated menus#rehire humans
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you would think, if you paid monthly to play an online game, you'd get actual customer service from a human being in line with what you pay for
#not personal experience because i haven't played official wow servers in about four years#but really funny to see people talk about catching permanent bans because of automated reporting action and LLM analysis of gameplay#and being unable to appeal because blizzard's GM service is running on a skeleton crew#if you even get to speak to a human instead of getting an instantaneous automated bot response#meanwhile all of the free private servers i've played have actual people running the GM service#(and do way better at keeping bots out of the game to boot lol)#wow
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Youtube keeps randomly hiding my comments and replies for no reason, I don't know how to work around that because none of the comments that get hidden have anything in common (I'm not "spamming", I'm not swearing, I'm not using "ad-unfriendly words", I'm not talking about any "ad-unfriendly subjects", the videos I'm commenting on are completely tame, the people I'm replying to aren't spamming or bots) and at this point I'm just assuming comments are straight-up broken because of that.
#I cannot fucking emphasize how much I hate web3 and automated moderation and companies using AI for everything. GOD.#as much as we had to deal with viral videos of people getting murdered and photos of grotesque sex acts in the late 2000s - early 2010s#I at least knew how shit worked and could navigate the internet and. you know. SPEAK.#not saying it was better but it was SOLVABLE#I could take steps to avoid shit I didn't want to deal with and knew what was and wasn't against terms of service#nowadays a computer can decide it doesn't like that I'm talking about liking a cartoon and delete my comment with no warning#i hate it here
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The Frame Problem: AI's Unseen Nemesis
The frame problem is AI's Achilles' heel, lurking since the 1960s and still unresolved.
1. The Robot Dilemma
Daniel Dennett's thought experiment illustrates the issue: a robot must save its battery from a room with a bomb.
Initially, the robot pulls the battery on a cart but also drags the bomb out, unaware of this side effect.
Solution attempts include programming awareness of side effects, leading to analysis paralysis as the robot debates endless possibilities.
2. The Side Effect Spiral
When programmed to consider all side effects, the robot wastes time on irrelevant details—like pondering wall color changes.
This shows how difficult it is for AI to filter relevant from irrelevant information without getting bogged down.
3. Human Intuition vs. AI Logic
Humans effortlessly ignore irrelevant details, making quick decisions in complex contexts.
Programming AI to mimic this selective ignorance is resource-intensive and remains a significant challenge.
The frame problem underscores a subtle yet crucial aspect of human intelligence: our ability to instantly prioritize relevant information. As we advance in AI development, solving this problem will be key to creating truly intelligent systems.
Got thoughts on tackling the frame problem? Share your ideas!
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Oh, good, I don't have to go chase down HR to get my vacation hours to reset this year.
#I dont know why this isnt automated#Whatever service they have either cant do it#Or they're not computer savvy enough to implement it#But the last 2 years i had to go and point out the system didn't populate my annual chunk of hours
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