#babswonder.txt

[babswonder]

dick’s got decent hacking skills, nowhere near barbara’s of course, but he can do stuff so imagine he hacks her calendar and changes all their dates on the calendar to say “dick appointment” to mess with her

[babswonder]

all righty lads who’s writing the dickbabs anne with an e au???

LOOK AT THEM!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!

[babswonder]

school bells ring walk me home sidewalk chalk covered in snow lost my gloves, you give me one “wanna hang out?” sounds like fun video games you pass me a note sleeping in tents

it’s nice to have a friend  it’s nice to have a friend

light pink sky up on the roof sun sinks down no curfew 20 questions we tell the truth you’ve bees stressed out lately yeah me too something gave you the nerve  to touch my hand

it’s nice to have a friend it’s nice to have a friend

church bells ring carry me home rice on the ground looks like snow call my bluff call you “babe” have my back yeah every day feels like home stay in bed the whole weekend

it’s nice to have a friend it’s nice to have a friend it’s nice to have a friend 

[babswonder]

“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband”

“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband, Dick.”

“And you have a husband, Babs,” Dick exclaimed. 

“No,” Barbara explained, “What I do have is an idiot of a husband who thought it was best to swoop in and save the day for me when I was completely fine handling the situation myself.”

“Babs, I-”

“No, Dick, you know how these reporters always are at Bruce’s parties. Always sniffing around for the latest gossip to fuel their hate-sites. But I was fine. I was handling it.”

“I was just trying to help,” he interrupted. “I know how these things are, Babs. I’ve had the training. Perks of being Bruce’s ward.”

“And so have I, Dick. Perks of being the Commissioner’s daughter.”

She glared at him, her eyes softening after seeing the sorry expression on his face. She knew he hadn’t meant any wrong. She knew she was overreacting this one time. 

She wheeled up to him from the other side of the bedroom and pushed herself up on their bed, leaning on his shoulder, offering him solace and comfort. 

“I’m sorry. I overreacted. I’m just a little nervous.”

Dick turned his head, his nose softly grazing up her head, “Nervous about what, love?”

She turned away from, scared to meet his eyes, trying to find the courage to speak the words. She raised one of her hands to her stomach, and found the words she had been looking for for the past week and a half. 

“You see, Dick, I don’t just need you to be a husband...Soon I’ll need you to be a father.” She blew out a breath she didn’t know she had been holding in. 

“Wait, you mean, we’re, I mean, you’re...?” She turned to face him, seeing the confusion and wonder in his eyes, confirming his thoughts.

One of his hands found her face and he leaned in for a long kiss. As they caught each other’s breaths, he whispered, “This is the best news ever.”

He gave her another kiss, “And I’m sorry about tonight.”

And another kiss, “And I can’t wait to meet our little one.”

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and when the daylight comes i’ll have to go

but tonight i’m gonna hold you so close

cos in the daylight we'll be on our own

but tonight i need to hold you so close

i was listening to the radio and daylight came on and i thought of this

[babswonder]

it’s nice to have a friend

[babswonder]

me having my weekly breakdown over yj actually giving us not only dickbabs but oracle!babs dickbabs

[babswonder]

next week’s schedule looks good maybe i shall attempt the dickbabs falling inn love au 👀👀👀 also is there a dickbabs holiday thingy going on??? what we doing, fam???

[babswonder]

currently suffering through the busiest time in school but let’s play a game. reply/reblog with a dickbabs au we need to see that we havent.

i wanna know what we need and if i’m capable of writing it soon

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@clearbluewaters

Cereal first, he's very particular about it

clearbluewaters

Babs doesn't care, but if she put the milk first he would flip out so she usually doesn't (unless she wants to mess with him)

Oh yeah, Dick is definitely protective with his cereal habits. I can just see Babs after a long night on the comms, tired out of her mind putting milk first and him going “BARBARA” 

[babswonder]

cornelia street did you mean barbara after dick got shot and became ric and doesn’t know who he is or who she is and who they were

[babswonder]

im gonna yell @ y’all every day to watch birds and bats on youtube from sidekick productions

my dickbabs warrior if y’all thought we getting crumbs in here y’all thought wrong we ain’t getting crumbs we getting the whole ass cake so that is enough to go watch!!!!

also batkid characterizations *chef’s kiss* perfection*

[babswonder]

taylor swift’s lover is a domestic dickbabs song

[babswonder]

taylor swift’s it’s nice to have a friend gives me childhood friends to lover dickbabs vibes aka those flashbacks in rebirth batgirl 15 (think i got the issue right)

[babswonder]

life hack: don’t listen to unsteady and someone you loved while trying to write dickbabs fic. too many tears.

[babswonder]

dick grayson is the type of dude to ironically have a playlist full of bad music and blast it loudly while babs eye rolls at him and laughs.