#bad groot bad

[baloneyslacks]

its always rocket time

[phantastragoria]

The Guardians of the Galaxy are throwing a little party (they're drinking hot cocoa don't worry) to welcome in the new year :) I wish the rest of you a very happy new year!

[bitfruity]

be careful out there, i was watching joost music videos and tiktok’s last night and then he ended up in my dreams

i don’t remember what was going on but he had the spikey shoulder pads and anime eye sunglasses with long pointed eyebrows

[nattyjae]

Hunter in Gamora's outfit - something literally only me asked for :)

And a little bonus ;)

[sev-on-kamino]

Wrecker: No! That is the wire that will kill everyone. Try again.

You: Ok, connect the red one here?

Wrecker: Yes.

You: And put the blue in the yellow?

Wrecker: Yes, very good.

You: …And then cut the green one?

Wrecker: No!

[imblocking-you]

AINT NO WAY THEYRE SHIPPING QUILL WITH NEBULA

[simsor-main]

I wasn't able to finish watching GotG Holiday Special but as soon as I can I will probably edit this but HOLY SHIT THE ANIMATED SCENE AT THE BEGINNING WHERE LITTLE PETER AND KRAGLIN ARE DECORATING THE CHRISTMAS TREE I AM IN TEARS ITS SO CUTE. And then Yondu comes and ruins everything but STILL

And I mean, in the previous movies you can't really see if Peter and Kraglin are close to each other or not, but now they're showing us those little bits where you know that when Peter started rambling about something Kraglin was listening and even remembered it and it's just so ajsjdhdudjndnkidndushnsk

I just love them so much

[thelesbianluthor]

I have always loved gotg more than any other mcu film. I loved the first and even more the second because we got to see the way the group dynamics evolved and grew (also mantis introduction hello!!).

I watched vol 3 last week and I loved it, it hurt to see the trilogy end but i really think that the gotg trilogy is the best series of movies in the mcu. No other has kept their soul and message and managed to build on the themes they first introduced and the dynamics of the characters as well.

I love Gamora so much and Starmora was probably the only mcu ship i was actively invested in since the beginning so seeing things post endgame hurt. One thing that i must say is that I feel like James Gunn really did a great job with handling what endgame did when it comes to Gamora.

I will always mourn my Gamora and miss her. She is my girl.. and i also lost Gamora and Natasha right after the other in the same way so I will always hold a grudge against endgame especially but I am content with how vol 3 handled things.

I am still gonna live in aus and fanfiction so I can still have my little family of assholes and my girl tho.

P.s. using dog days are over to end it all? Perfection. That's my favorite Florence song and to see my favorite mcu trilogy end like that ? It really was FOR ME!!

[baloneyslacks]

um this wasnt me.

[lokiinmediasideblog]

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[rakruined]

SERIOUSLY?????

Not only is the guardian closest to Groot not showing up until issue 4, but he's an ANTAGONIST????

Fuck this arc forever. Grootfall was shitty from the first trailer and everything I've seen from it either disappoints, digests or outright infuriates me. Starnovamora is gone, Quill's hair is stupid, Gamora is drunk, Nebula's design sucks, Mantis is completely insane, even Drax looks off, and Groot and Rocket are utterly screwed up. I hope this shit gets cancelled after 6 issues because all it's done is thoroughly ruin the entire Ewing run so badly we'll be picking up the pieces for years.

[revvnant]

i fell asleep but perhaps tomorrow i post more movie mike stuff. obsessed with him being an angry beast who's constantly losing control with everyone except abby. it's essential to me that he petscop mimics the killer in his dreams and that none of the ghost kids feel safe with him.

[ginnyrules27]

It's been announced that Matt Milano, one of the best Defensive players and All-Pro player for the Buffalo Bills, fractured his leg in the game against the Jacksonville Jaguars yesterday. There's also talk that he might have torn his ACL which no one has confirmed but Sean McDermott has said the words 'It doesn't look good' and I just gotta ask...

WHY DO THE GODS HATE BUFFALO? WERE THE FOUR BACK-TO-BACK SUPERBOWL LOSSES NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? OR EVEN LAST YEAR, THE SEASON FROM HELL? IS THIS DELAYED KARMA FOR OJ SIMPSON BEING A FORMER BILLS PLAYER? OR EVEN OUR FORMER COACH MARV LEVEY BEING PICKED TO COACH UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA-BERKELEY FOOTBALL BY OPPENHEIMER HIMSELF? OR IS IT BECAUSE MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER WAS A FAILED BOOTLEGGER FROM BUFFALO?

(I honestly don't know how those things would impact Buffalo's karma but it's honestly the only negative things Buffalo has produced that could have turned the scales of the universe against the City of Good Neighbors)

Just to recap everything the Bills had to go through last season:

-The Tops grocery store shooting

-Dawson's Knox' brother died from a fight with cancer

-Losing to Miami and having players collapse from the heat (not the biggest obstacle but it's the Dolphins so losing to them will always sting)

-Losing Micah Hyde in week 2 due to a neck injury

-Losing Von Miller on Thanksgiving (the same game we got Tre White back from his ACL tear last Thanksgiving)

-Having to play three road games in 12 days because of the snowstorm the week before Thanksgiving

-Damar Hamlin collapsing

-Having the number one seed stolen from us because Gods forbid the Chiefs be less than first

-and finally, that shit show of a Divisional Round game where our Quarterback ran in our only touchdown which started the whole offseason 'Stefon Diggs wants to leave' mess!

...and yet I watch football every year and wonder why my doctor thinks I seem stressed.

[maysshortmoviereviews]

Guardians of Galaxy Vol.3

🎬Still reeling from the loss of Gamora, Peter Quill must rally his team to defend the universe and protect one of their own. If the mission is not completely successful, it could possibly lead to the end of the Guardians as we know them.

📝Two words: just no!! It's a really rubbish movie, there isn't any real story, it's the same old jokes which are now starting to feel tired. They really didn't bother to do much with it because they expected this to be a success simply because the previous two were good and funny. This is really a waste of time and if you enjoyed the first two then don't worry if you don't get to watch this. You won't be missing anything. The trailer is misleading and the two scenes are nothing important. Save your time and money and avoid this or watch it when it is on for free and you have other things to do whilst you play this in the background. It really is not worth one's time.

[linusbenjamin]

i loved the part where groot said “i am groot” 💚

[zincbot]

i hate incorrect quotes but rocket and groot is perhaps one of the duos that best fit the 'he asked for no pickles' thing