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DND Magic Items: Bag of Devouring
Type: Wondrous Item
Rarity: Very Rare
Type of Item: Arcana and Implements
Attunement: No
This bag resembles a Bag of Holding but is a feeding orifice for a gigantic extradimensional creature. Turning the bag inside out closes the orifice.
The extradimensional creature attached to the bag senses whatever is placed inside the bag. Animal or vegetable matter placed wholly in the bag is devoured and lost forever. When part of a living creature is placed in the bag as happens when someone reaches inside it there is a 50 percent chance that the creature is pulled inside the bag. A creature inside the bag can take an action to try to escape doing so with a successful DC15 Athletics check. Another creature can take an action to reach into the bag to pull a creature out doing so with a successful DC20 Athletics check provided the puller isn't pulled inside the bag first. Any creature that starts its turn inside the bag is devoured its body destroyed.
Inanimate objects can be stored in the bag which can hold a cubic foot of such material. However once each day the bag swallows any objects inside it and spits them out into another plane of existence. The DM determines the time and plane.
If the bag is pierced or torn it is destroyed and anything contained within it is transported to a random location on the Astral Plane.
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my wicked little homunculus:

#just had to make a friend with the gingerbread dough scraps#merry christmas#me after i smoked and devoured an entire bag of powdered donuts
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GUYS LOOK WHAT I MADE!!!🐋
#my uni had a tote bag painting workshop#and you know I had to make it about childe somehow#childe#genshin impact#fanart#tote bag#all-devouring narhwal#all devouring narwhal#genshin impact fanart#gi#gi fanart#genshin fanart
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Half elf, half human, 100% bastard (literally and figuratively)
OC: Faedril "Fae" Silvarin (he/him)
#my art#my characters#faedril silvarin#fae silvarin#lmao i get to trickle post Fae with his ears out because his secret got revealed by a talking bag#a bag we have named Devo#who i also love#devo the intelligent and discerning bag of devouring
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what would cheese and onion taytos be. for your irish followers, please

Cheese & Onion Taytos would be Zero from Mega Man!
#ngl those look amazing#i would devour those chips#the little guy on the bag makes it more appetizing#he looks like charlie from smiling friends#zero megaman#mega man#mmz#mmx#tayto#ask
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I understand mumbo jumbo and his 5 kilo bag of gummy bears. I get it now
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Ok so.... what is on the agenda for tomorrow besides the obvious uni torment?
#(i am thinking about what kind of snack i should get#hmmmmmmmm#right now i'd like a bag of chips but they're usually unsatisfying midway#beer is a no go ive thankfully accumulated enough guilt to not drink outside of social occassions#bajaderka... might be the thing...#but i wont buy 2 thats too much money.#and tbh i feel full after eating just 1#but. but. right now i really feel like i could devour the world. or simply a horse#man.#today i had one of those 'doughnuts with karpatka filling#and theyre like. okay#wont buy one for a long while though.#i need a taste of REAL chocolate i think.#oh my god auchan always has a wide selection of chocolate snacks i never dabbled in since its not anywhere near me...
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So pistachios in Chinese literally translate to "happy nuts", which meant that when I was younger, my naive self fully believed that eating pistachios would magically make me happier (spoiler alert: it didn't). My weak little fingers found it hard to open pistachio shells, so eventually I just gave up on trying to ingest happiness.
Earlier today, I found a bag of pistachios in a cabinet while searching for a snack. I didn't have any better options, and I was randomly reminded of this childhood quirk of mine, so I thought "might as well."
They still didn't have a Magical Happiness Effect, but I was able to open almost all of the pistachios with little effort, and it reminded me of how much I had to struggle years ago, and I find that pretty neat.
I don't have a conclusion, this is just a funny story I have.
#my post#I used to hate sunflower seeds for the same reason#and now I can devour half a bag in one sitting#and idk I think there's something beautiful in that#it's like I unlocked the achievement of Breaking Into Shells
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good morning sweetheart <33
#good morning to the dash too how are we feeling this morning#i feel super weird!!! my emotions are crazier than a bag of cats but we stay hungry we devour u know#hope everyone has a great and wonderful day <333#maddie's daily danny love post#i guess now that i'm back to work i do good morning and good night posts hehe
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At this point I've been prioritizing asks over my own ideas for so long that my post ideas list is starting to just be words that confuse me. What did I mean? What elaborate post was this going to be? I used to know.
#the spider sully reader story one had been confusing me for weeks now#because i hate reader storys#and then i realized it msutve jsut been a snarky post about me hating reader stories#anyways heres a peak into my brain and my process#right under this screenshot are notes for chapters of stories I have to finish because dear god#that last one though is from two days ago cause i was reading top gun fic again and thinking about the bar scene#god i love a found family top gun fic i could devour them 24/7 all the damn day#there is a military base near my house and it never usually affects life much because it's for research mainly but on my plane back#this week the whole of the us military got on the bus from the airport with me#and one of them had a cowboy hat strapped to his army bag and he told the bus driver they were here from texas and i sIGHED#pulled out my laptop and typed jake hangman seresin into a03#miles spider socorro#spider socorro#kiri sully#neteyam sully#nocorro#jake sully#tommy sully#miles quaritch#neytiri sully#tuktirey sully#norm spellman#tsu’tey#tsu'tey x norm#trudy chacon#melissa og#melissa on avatar (cameron)#melissa bullshit
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i know a bag of hershey's kisses hate to see me coming
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Ugh. I've had quite a bit of a calorie deficit the past few weeks (restricted diet leading up to surgery to ease symptoms, complete loss of appetite post surgery) so the things I want to eat are calorie dense but absolutely not things I should be eating yet. It's making it very hard to come up with a shopping list because nothing that is on my safe list of foods sounds interesting.
#god i hust want a burger and fries followed by churros#but my system absolutely cannot handle that yet#ive veen so good at staying out of the potato chips even though i really *really* want to eat pike 3 bags#but i also know that if i do that i will regret it later. heavily.#i caved and had a toasted cheese at lunch. so far I've been ok with it. fingers crossed it stays ok#cheezits sound so good right now. and a maple doughnut. or a Boston cream#oh my god the things i would do to be able to eat a Boston cream doughnut with no consequences#if you are able to eat doughnuts with no consequences please go eat one#for me#OH. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SOUNDS GOOD#A BLT. I COULD TOTALLY DEVOUR A BLT RIGHT NOW#nachos. nachos sound great. huevis con chorizo. birria quesadilla. even just a big bowl of beans and cheese with chips and salsa#tteokbokki with melty cheese. chocolate cake with buttercream frosting. white cake with cream and strawberries. thai ice tea.#anyway. thank you for coming to my list of things I'm craving that i absolutely can't eat at the moment
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I’m still reeling. We’re so fucked.
#the eyes of amethyst#zephyranthe fleetfoot#candlekeep mysteries#d&d#we completed the Candlekeep campaign but the cleric blew it up with a big self-sacrifice at the end#now we’ve jumped to level 20 and we’re on a mission to save her soul from where it’s trapped in the astral (?) plane#or some other distant fuck off plane#and we’re absolutely getting steamrolled in the very first battle#Nat 20 charisma saves did nothing to help us#poor keeper Janussi got murdered right in front of us#absolutely nothing we could do to stop it#we’re still mid-battle but it’s not great holy fuck#my poor halfling almost had to watch her friend almost kill herself#(and Zeph is harboring some romantic feelings for this friend even though there’s nothing official between them)#friend got dominated by a solar and tried to feed herself to the satchel of snackrifice#(the bag of devouring)#zephyr was grappled and low initiative and just watching it in horror#holy fuck#if we somehow survive this first battle idk HOW the fuck we’re gonna survive the rest#the solar bamfd out leaving us with 4 devas and 4 other corrupted magic-using angels just grinding us down#fuck#it’s 3 in the morning#and I’m fucking shaking in bed rn#scream crying throwing up
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casually throws chocolate chips at you

chocolate chips you say?
*mouth opened ready to eat them all
#mitsuasks#italic doing random shit#<3333#HEHHEHEHE#keep them away from me i will devour the entire bag then explode
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me after not having an actual meal today

#I turn into serj tankian#I'm sitting here devouring a bag a donuts I just bought then realized what I was doing#“wait why am I eating all these” blacked out and went on a rampage
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some of you would never buy a bag of green grapes, be amazed by how crunchy they are, then walk around your work hanging coworkers green grapes so they can have incredibly crunchy green grapes to snack on. and it shows
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