#baldur’s gate 3 romance

[moon-ursidae]

i’m here to confirm that the astarion to gale pipeline is real

HE’S SO SWEETIEEEE

[neontokyoo]

Instead of postpartum cravings for food, girl is having postpartum cravings for new RPGs and sexy love interest(s) lmfao

If y’all have recommendations I’d love to see them! I literally beat all of mine 10 times lmao (hogwarts legacy and everything Elder Scrolls), and Baldur’s Gate is never boring because of how much variety it has in the story but I need something new idc if it’s on my phone or my computer I just need something that’s different 😭😭

[vickyshinoa12]

Yeah I’ve done these BG3 polls like crazy but everything it’s a relationship or romance option it’s Gale. Always Gale. So here’s a question will it be my OC Viktoria or me Victoria.

So I have two playthroughs rn, both are the same just different romance options (I know boring) but one is a high elf and the other human. Both have Cleric abilities cause yeah we both wanna heal our friends ok? The only thing is I don’t have photos at the moment, I’m saving up for a computer that can handle BG3 as a whole cause I know my laptop can’t lol. But I did make Viktoria on my friends computer but got distracted and didn’t post anything and I was gonna do myself in a later date. But basically she looks like this below but with glasses cause you know… she’s me. Elf Viktoria is under that. Anyway choose your poison and I might make a drawing later.

[novelist-becca]

When BG3 fans yap about which companion romance is better

[ineed-to-sleep]

This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that

[ionomycin]

All the best boy hugs for Karlach

[moghedien]

Lae’zel’s romance arc is literally everything like it’s a one night stand. It’s a two night stand but she pretends she isn’t dying to be with you again. She’s a domme. She’s a bottom. She doesn’t believe in love and doesn’t like to cuddle. She thinks you’re weak for showing interest in her. She thinks she’s weak because she can’t stop thinking about you. She wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you duel her because she doesn’t know what else to do about being obsessed with you. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you win. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you lose. She will tell everyone about your sexual exploits without shame. She’s embarrassed if you try to kiss her in public. She growls at you if you stop kissing her public. She is extremely possessive of you. She wants you to be as extremely possessive of her and is the most visibly heart broken if you cheat on her. She takes half the game building up the courage to ask you to cuddle. She changes her entire perception of the world because you showed her to was ok to approach things differently. She gives you multiple terms of endearment. She’s terrified that your relationship will end after all of this is over. The climax of her romance is holding her hand.

[stars-and-clouds]

HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO HE DIDN'T WANT TO LET GO!!! -screams-

[thedomesticanthropologist]

People headcanon Astarion getting emotional/soft/weepy when you do nice things for him but may I present to you:

An Astarion who gets /mad/ about it. You wash his clothes for him while he's gone, and instead of being grateful, he asks you what you want out of it.

You bring him things you think he will like, extra loot, etc and of course he takes it and is ever so grateful... but his eyes narrow in suspicion and a frown tugs at his lips. He stares at the items, turning them over, wondering what's wrong with them.

Give me an Astarion who is always waiting 'for the other shoe to drop', who questions every kind thing you try to do, who accepts it but does not bask in your light- he winces, for it is too bright.

Give me Astarion learning how to trust your kindness with the same enthusiasm one would have going to the dentist to get a rotten tooth pulled without anesthetic.

[the-fatal-impact]

My experience playing Baldur's Gate 3 so far...

[ozumii-fucking-wizard]

The blade of frontiers !!

[half-dorks]

BG3 Epilogue : Origin Astarion (Spawn) x Gale

BOOK CLUB IS REAL

Well, they read for a reason.

[phytsera]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust

[cheekylittlepupp]

The infamous leg hook

Ahh, why does Larian have to hide the angle from us...

[sclappin]

Man whose definition of "monster" is extremely flexible.

[spacebarbarianweird]

Astarion's Tent

Has anyone paid attention to how Astarion's tent reflect on his personality?

The exteriour side is clean and elegant. There are pillows, a carpet, an expensive mirror, even a fucking plant (headcanon - Astarion is into gardening). His tent is probably the most well-maintained in the whole camp.

But take a look inside (it's difficult since he blocks the entrance) - it's a mess.

There are empty bottles with blood (as if he is an alcoholic who doesn't bother to take out the garbage). There is no bed (Halsin is also an Elf but he has a bedrol in his tent) - it's just wooden plank, a piece of rag for a blanket and some sorry excuse for a pillow. His tent is a mess like this room who belongs to an addict or a depressed person. It's dirty, full of garbage. And he doesn't have a comfortable place for sleep!

All the good things (new and clean) he has are put out in the front to others to see. When people pass by they see this beautiful picture of a gedonist-magistrate who wants everything to be in order. Dare to look inside - it's a completely different picture.