#ballistically challenged

[koreessentials]

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[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

messiest gay "betrayal" in the kingdom

go stream Nimona right now I missed Ambrosius' long hair and cape from the comics but the undercut was a gay slay so

[finleycannotdraw]

eventually I’ll draw something for these three that isn’t entirely unhinged but today is not that day so have a meme

[archofx]

Sharing the four fictional men I was obsessed about this 2023:

Mizrak (Castlevania Nocturne)

Miguel O'Hara (Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse)

Poe Dameron (Star Wars)

Ballister (Nimona, Netflix)

[lux-nocturna]

Little collab I did with my friend Margo in Ig ❤️💖. I drew Ballister Boldheart and she, Nimona. It was practicing again traditional inking but I need to get better at it ✨

[frantabulous]

lil nimona #gay dads drabble!! under the cut! only like 400 words but i was feelin inspired

“Hey—” “Have you seen the baby?” Ambrosius’ words come out rushed and jumbled. Ballister stares at him. “Have I seen the—She was with you!” “Well, yes.” Ballister waits for him to continue. Raises an eyebrow. “You lost the—“ “I lost the baby.” Ballister begins searching, walking in the direction of the living room. “Amb, we’ve talked about this. You need to stop losing the baby.” “Obviously!” Ballister can’t help but laugh a bit, somewhat in disbelief. Ambrosius always gets so stressed about the baby. It’s almost funny, considering the nature of their relationship. They love each other, of course, but neither of them would ever say it. That all being said, somehow, when it comes to parenting, Ambrosius is the good cop, and Ballister the bad. However, Ballister can confidently say he’s never lost the baby. “Nimona!” Ambrosius calls, hurrying after Ballister. He lifts up part of the couch. “Why would she be under the couch?” Ballister asks, laughing. “Our baby is not a normal baby.” Ambrosius lowers the couch. There’s a giggle from the kitchen. Ballister glances at Ambrosius to see he’s already taken off. He follows him. “Good Gloreth!” Ballister rounds the corner just in time as Ambrosius plucks a knife from Nimona’s hands. It seems to be covered in saliva. Was she … using it as a teething toy? “Nimona, that is not food,” Ambrosius scolds. Nimona gives Ambrosius possibly the most potent glare that Ballister has ever seen a baby give. He laughs a bit as Ambrosius wipes down the knife and sets it back in the block. “You know.” Ballister leans against the doorway, placing his hand on his hip. “I don’t think we’ve baby proofed enough.” “Oh,” Ambrosius deadpans. “You don’t say.” Ballister laughs some more as Ambrosius scoops Nimona up in his arms, even as she squawks and squirms, before crossing her little arms and making herself comfortable, a frown still on her lips. “I swear she likes you more,” Ambrosius grumbles. “She never runs away from you.” “Come on, now, sweetheart, you know she loves you.” Ballister pushes himself up off the wall and crosses the kitchen to them, kissing Nimona’s forehead as she shrieks with laughter before pecking Ambrosius on the lips. He cups his husband’s cheek, smiling at him. “You two just … butt heads.” “Buttheads!” Nimona shouts. They both freeze. Sigh. Laugh some. “Is her first word seriously butthead?” Ambrosius asks. Ballister shrugs. “Suppose so.” “Fitting.” “I’d say.” They exchange smiles and, Nimona still cradled in Ambrosius’ arms, make their way back to the living room.

[lucydddreamssss]

If Ballister and Ambrosius found your Tumblr account what are their reactions???

For me, it’d be meh. My OTHER account, tho, may be a bit concerning….

[newwwwusername]

Nimona (2023 Movie) - Ballister/Ambrosius - Cleft Awareness Month Prompt 8 : Hearing Problems

Prompt : Write a fic (can be fluff, hurt/comfort, whatever the author sees fit) where a character has a cleft palate (lip is optional) and their hearing isn't great because of it (can range from just slightly poor hearing to severe hearing loss/issues). Headcanon : Ballister has a cleft lip and palate

"Bal?" Ambrosius said, catching the other man's attention.

"Hm?"

"I asked what you wanted to get for dinner" Ambrosius said patiently.

"I didn't hear you, sorry" Ballister said with a small frown. His hearing had been getting worse recently.

To be fair, it had never been great. Due to his cleft, he'd gotten a lot of ear infections when he was young, and it had led to gradual hearing loss. Even with all the high-end medical treatment he had access to once the Queen had taken him under her wing, the infections and subsequent hearing loss didn't just go away until they'd taken the next step and put tubes in his ears but, by then, the damage had already been done.

Plus, he was getting older now. He wasn't elderly by any means but, his aging ears (which were often assaulted by the chaos of his life), combined with the wear and tear from the ailments of his childhood... Yeah, it certainly added up.

"That's alright. You don't need to apologize" Ambrosius replied with a warm smile, pulling him back to the present. "So... Dinner?"

"Nimona likes pizza" he said almost instinctually. Ambrosius chuckled, but Ballister only returned it halfway, and that's when he clued in that something was wrong.

"You wanna talk about whatever's bugging you?" he asked as he opened up the delivery website on his phone and begin inputting the family's usual order, making sure to get a bit extra for Nimona, since she was out playing with the local kids and tended to be especially hungry after a long day of chaos.

"It's just... My hearing's been getting worse" Ballister sighed. Ambrosius looked up at him with concern.

"Do we need to take you to the doctor?"

"It's nothing serious" Ballister assured him. "It's just aging and... You remember how I got ear infections all the time when we were kids?"

"How could I forget?"

"That also had worn down on my ears a fair bit" he explained. "I guess it's just all finally catching up to me"

"Okay" Ambrosius nodded. "Thank you for telling me"

"Of course" Ballister replied with a crooked smile. "No pineapple on the pizza" he said suddenly, glancing at the screen. "Nimona won't eat it"

Ambrosius just laughed and unchecked the 'Pineapple' option.

Do not repost on other sites! If you want to participate in this month's challenge, there are 31 cleft-centered prompts that you can find here

[simarcana]

Here's a Fairy Rogue with very long hair for for @morrigan-sims's DnD CAS challenge!

(more stuff under the cut!)

I really enjoy his design but personally I'm not a fan of itty bitty tiny characters. Let's pretend it's my homebrew world where fairies have a small and big version. BUT LET'S UNPACK WHAT MY ADHD DID:

Alika has worked as a thief for a long time. His life could have been better had he come from a wealthy family. However, glitter and gold weren't his thing, not if they were already in his hands. When he left Feywild, he decided to live a life full of adventures and that's how he met the Conundrum's captain.

Ebe(ryon) is the leader of a well-known airship and they made a name for themselves with some of the most thrilling heists of the century. Ravenous of both loot and knowledge, Ebe is always trying to find talented people who share this vision. Alika caught his eye when they both tried the same heist. No, heists. After several attempts, Ebe convinced Alika to join the Conundrum's coven for their biggest and most ambitious heist: stealing the Diamandond from Paliset Hall.

Every year during the winter solstice, Zorhanna Adulare holds a grand gala in Paliset Hall, her palatial retreat in the Feywild. The characters are hired to infiltrate the gala and steal Zorhanna's shard solitaire, a magical diamond with peculiar properties. As the evening unfolds, they learn that nothing is quite what it seems. - Party at Paliset Hall

[nimonabigbang]

ANNOUNCING THE NIMONA BIG BANG CHALLENGE OF 2023!

Are you a writer or artist who loves the Nimona comic and/or movie and you want to see more gay boy, chaotic shapeshifting teen content? Well, this is the Big Bang for you!

Starting January 1st, 2024, sign-ups for artists, writers, and betas will be open to create content that includes stories revolving around one of our three favorite characters: Ambrosius, Ballister and Nimona! All skill levels and ages are welcome. Final works will be posted on September 14th, 2024. All writers will be paired with an artist who then creates work for their fic.

So, what are you waiting for? Here are the Rules and the Schedule and remember: Our Ask-Box is always open! More information will be posted in the days to come.

[yellobb]

Day 6 - Golden

I know that Goldenloin would have been the obvious choice here, but Ballister was the star pupil and has a heart of gold, so he deserves a spot

[hormigadeagua]

Rosado Nimona

[winkle-pickers]

When ur bf is incapable of wearing his hat properly and you’re worried his cute lil ears will get cold 🤚

[waterghostype]

a lot of ppl donk on sora’s (old) minifig hair bc of how it’s not accurate to the show, which i totally get bc i also prefer the show hair, butttt

i think it’s nice that they specifically chose to recolor mei lmk’s hairpiece, instead of just choosing another ponytail one. bc mei’s hair was made specifically for her to have a dragon-like silhouette, with the buns being horns and the back spiking out to be like the beard

so even if it’s far from accurate, im very cheesed they decided to go with this hairpiece specifically

[inga-don-studio]

While today is a bad brain day & I’m probably not getting a daily drawing done as planned, I’m pretty damn proud of myself for at least doodling something little (or big) every day so far this year. Most showed how rusty I am with the whole process, ESPECIALLY with traditional pen & paper drawing, but hell- I’m trying and it’s more than I’ve been able to wrestle myself into doing for a very long time.

I’ll take this small win & fight for it tooth & claw.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Taking advantage of the free Nimona video and....wow, the Director really believes her own bullshit here. Like it's not just a show for Ballister's sake (or at least, not completely), she genuinely believes that he's ultimately responsible for her actions by being common and disruptive and that he forced her to murder her queen to stop him from becoming a knight. "Today, everyone will see you for who you really are." "She thought someone like you could be a hero, and it cost her her life." She literally runs Gloreth's direct descendant through with a sword and then in the moment after he "dies", her reaction is "May Gloreth forgive you." Not me, never me, no matter how many people I have to kill. May Gloreth forgive you for existing in a way that inconvenienced me even slightly.

Like the religious aspect is not subtle, as far as the Director is concerned her every word and thought and action is the will of Gloreth herself and challenging her is a sacrilegious act. Ballister can change, Ambrosius and the knights can change, the whole kingdom can sit there watching Nimona break down and decide they were wrong about her and accept her, and the Director is still standing on the battlements demanding that they blow up the city because it's what she wants and the mere idea that she could ever be wrong is blasphemy.

Which is a genuinely good message for the film's younger audience as a whole. "Yes, people can change and become better. Yes, whole societies can change and become better. Yes, people deserve second chances. But there are some people who cannot and will not change, and you shouldn't lose sleep over your inability to convert them."