#barbie minx

[dancermk]

My 2023 sum up of film and TV…

Favourite movie with a cinema release - Barbie

Favourite TV series - Fellow Travelers

(Honourable mentions to - Heartstopper s2, Morning Wars s3, Lessons in Chemistry)

Favourite romcom - Red, white and royal blue

Favourite TV series that concluded in 2023 - Succession

Favourite Australian series - The Newsreader

Shows I think were underrated- Shrinking and Minx

Most overrated shows - House of the Dragon, The Last of Us

Most overrated movies - Oppenheimer and Maestro

Favourite performances - Jonathan Bailey, Matt Bomer, Nicholas Galitzine, Sam Reid, Anna Torv, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Anniston, Brie Larson, Jeremy Strong, Sarah Snook.

My biggest complaints- still not enough: well written female or POC characters, female or POC protagonists, female or POC screenwriters, female or POC directors. (Nice that we are starting to see improvements in trans and non-binary representation on screen)

Most looking forward to in 2024…

Movie - All of Us Strangers (January release here in Australia)

TV - Mary and George and Interview with the Vampire s2

[maryisboring]

I will not accept a life I do not deserve ~MAXXXINE

(I loved this movie)

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

What We Do in the Shadows

Mission Impossible

Justified: City Primeval

Barbie

Oppenheimer

Minx

Good Omens 2

Haunted Mansion

Thank you, July.

[hughmadson]

It's my birthday today, and it's like everything awesome is happening on this here 7/21!!!! 🙌🏾

[missbarbiedoll]

[jmunneytumbler]

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 7/21/23

Get bent! (CREDIT: Hulu/Screenshot) Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out. Movies –Barbie (Theaters) –The Beanie Bubble (Select Theaters; July 28 on Apple TV+) – Zach Galifianakis plays the inventor of Beanie Babies. –Cobweb (Theaters) –Oppenheimer (Theaters) TV –Minx Season 2 Premiere (July 21 on…

[chukys-mouthguard]

prompts 15 and 20 w mat barzal, fluff heavy pretty pleaseeee

Prompts: “why can’t i say no to you?” + “you have me all wrapped around your finger”

Note: idk why my brain went here, but this is what instantly popped in my head with these prompts, hopefully the fluffiness translates with how i wrote this 🫶🏼

“Mat pleaseeeee!” 

You begged with your boyfriend as he playfully plugged his ears, pretending not hear you as he ignored the question you’d just asked of him. 

“Absolutely not, I don’t know where you got the idea, but it’s not happening. Think of something else.” 

Pouting was your next idea to try and convince him, though it seemed this would be harder than usual. 

The disagreement in question was over your idea for a couples Halloween costume. Mat usually the one to come up with the ideas, but this year you beat him to it. Having an idea already in your back pocket. 

The costume idea in question? Barbie and Ken. You thought it would be cute, picturing Mat wearing the Mojo Minx coat showing off his abs. But he immediately turned it down. You’d followed up with roller blading Ken, to which he actually cackled. And slowly but surely you were running out of Ken options. 

But you weren’t backing down. Determined to win the battle and get him to dress as Ken. 

“Babe…babyyy” 

Wrapping your arms around his waist as he’d begun cooking dinner for the two of you, he simply hummed a response urging you to continue. 

“It’s just, you always pick our costumes. And, I never can come up with good ideas. So, I thought of one and was so excited. But, you hate it. I guess you can be the one to pick our costume, yet again.” 

Your tone whiney and discouraged as he sighed, letting you know that you’d broken down his walls. 

“I don’t hate it…I just. I don’t like either of the options you showed me. I wanna feel comfortable and confident in the costume babe. That’s all.” 

He turned around in your arms to face you, a soft smile on his lips as he lifted your chin to make you look at him. “Hey, cheer up babe. We’ve got plenty of time until Halloween, we will think of something.” 

Now it was your turn to sigh, really turn up the act if you were gonna get him to crumble. 

“Yeah, I guess. I just thought I’d come up with a good idea was all…” your voice trailing off as you started to walk away, grabbing your phone from the island as you plopped down on the couch. 

“God damnit-“ 

You heard Mat mumble under his breath as he slowly dragged his feet and made his way over to the couch.  “What other outfits does Ken wear? Is there something a little more casual compared to the neon roller skating outfit. Or that freaking fur coat?” 

Mat laughed as a big smile came across your lips, “so you’ll do it?!” 

“Only if we can find something I can agree to. Go on, I’m sure you’ve got plenty of outfit photos saved to your phone let’s see.” 

Scooting closer to him you opened up your Pinterest, showing him the board with all the Ken outfits from the movie, letting him find one that he’d agree to. 

“Mmm, this one, I’ll agree to that.” 

Rolling your eyes you looked up at him after seeing the outfit he’d chosen. “Really? So you won’t wear neon colors or a fur coat, but you’ll wear a pink and green striped matching shirt and short set?” 

“You won’t me to take it back and refuse to do the outfits at all?” He looked at you offended before you quickly ate your words. “No no no, it’ll be great! Now I just have to decide on my outfit to match!” 

Mat smiled as you went back to your phone, scrolling your Pinterest board to find an outfit that would compliment his. 

“God, you have me all wrapped around your finger. Why can’t I say no to you?” 

He slightly cursed himself as he let it sink in what he’d agreed to. 

“Mmm, because you love me.” 

You smirked up at him before stealing a kiss. 

“Now that I can definitely agree on!”

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Thy robes matter not for in the end thou still a smokin' babe

Barbie dolls: rosekiller x fem!reader HEED MY WARNING

word: 1.1k

Summary: ppl are mean about you wearing "boy" clothes and then you worry and then your boyfriends are like "shut tf up we love you dipshit" but like nicely

Warning: YOU DRESS MASCULINE NORMALLY BUT DRESS FEMININE, heavily insinuated you're girl, you wear jeans and also a dress, you have insecure feelings and thoughts, Evan smacks Barty's ass twice, it's not like crazy hurtful or anything yk, Evan mentions that Barty loves his asshole, babe that's it

Request: I'm actually getting a restraining order on you back tf up

You hated people, truly. They always had opinions on matters that weren’t theirs. They suddenly just had to tell you how you felt about your fashion choices. They said some choice words that you’d rather not repeat but something did stick with you. ‘Your boyfriends probably think you’re a freak.’ 

And this sparked a battle in your head, before you could tell rightside up you were swapping jeans for swirly dresses. You hated the way dresses felt. You hated the way they sat and looked. You honestly thought of ripping yours off and setting it on fire but unfortunately you didn’t want your boyfreinds to feel disgusted with you. You wanted to hide in a deep dark hole and never return. You just didn’t want them to realize what they were missing and ditch you for a more feminine girl. 

Barty and Evan noticed but decided to keep their thoughts to themselves. Until they noticed how much you were pulling at the material. They noticed how your shoulders dipped into themselves. They noticed how you didn’t seem yourself, not cracking nearly as many jokes as they were used to. They noticed how you were hiding under a blanket and cramped into the end of the couch during your precious cuddle time with them. >:(

Evan had the tactile abilities of a cat, stalking up on his target before pouncing on them when they weren’t paying attention. He planned on easing you into the conversation. Barty had the tactile abilities of a bull in a china store. He just barged right in. 

“Why are you being weird?” Barty said abruptly, sniffing. You looked up, giving him a confused look. His toothpick swirled to the other side of his mouth when he flicked his tongue against it. You shook your head like you had no idea what they were talking about. Evan turned his head to face barty. 

“Why do you do this?” Evan whispered. Barty sat up straight, pulling the toothpick he was fiddiling with out of his mouth. 

“What do you mean?” Barty asked. Evan frowned. 

“Please. We make a plan. You agree to that plan, and then throw the plan out the window? Why are we wasting our time with plans?” Evan said, keeping his eyes on Barty. You silently thanked the universe that they diverted the conversation to themselves. You stayed quiet, so as not to remind them of your existence. Barty gasped. Barty turned his head pointing at you. 

“You evil little minx, You adverted conflict by making us argue,” Barty said. Evan turned his head to face you. His face is nuetral like it usually is. You shook your head. 

“No. You did that yourself.” You said, looking back at your lap. Evan sighed. 

“Listen, baby. Why are you changing yourself like this? If you’re just trying something else, exploring, we’ll support you. But if this is something else, please tell us. We’re kind of worried.” Evan said, gently massaging at the problem. Barty pulled himself over Evan’s lap. His stomach was pressed to Evan’s thighs as he stared up at you. 

“If you wanna wear pretty, swirly dresses then have at it. However, you don’t look comfortable in these clothes.” Barty said, patting your thigh over the blanket. You shrugged your shoulders, wishing you were somewhere else. You felt your throat tighten a little and you clenched your jaw. You shrugged, pretending like you didn’t know what they were talking about. You heard Evan make a dissagreeing hum from the other side of the couch. 

“Did something happen?” Evan asked. His tone was gentle and yet you still wanted to tape his mouth shut so he’d leave you alone. Barty scooted further down the couch and pressed his chin into your thigh. 

“Did someone say something?” He whispered, staring at you with wide eyes. You looked away from him, staring at the fire. Barty hummed sadly. “Do you know their names?” You glared at him. 

“Pretty please. I can make them hurt real bad, please.” Barty asked, batting his eyelashes up at you and dragging out his please. You shook your head. Evan reached out and smacked Barty’s ass, a loud slap in the previously quiet commonroom. Barty turned his head back, pouting at Evan. 

“Stop,” Evan said in a scolding tone. Barty rolled his eyes and looked back at you. 

“I just worry.” You whispered. Barty turned his head to the side, pressing his cheekbone to your thigh. 

“Worry about what?” Evan asked. You shrugged, digging your fingers into Barty’s hair. 

“Feminine girls are so pretty. They have all the skirts and dresses and pearls or whatever. And I have…Jeans. I mean, if other people can see that you could have so much better. Why wouldn’t you? You probably want a pretty girl and not like another boyfriend, you know?” You said, avoiding their eyes. Evan reached for your shoulder, rubbing it. Barty held onto your thigh like it was a pillow. 

“People are assholes, but that doesn’t change how we feel about you. We love you no matter what clothes you wear-“ Evan started. Barty lifted his head from your thigh. 

“Or no clothes!” Evan slapped Barty’s ass again. Barty pouted and dropped his head to your thigh. “asshole.” Barty whispered. 

“Oh yes, we know how much you love my asshole. Now is not the time.” Evan said, staring at the back of Barty’s head. He looked back at you. “Listen, my love, you could walk around in a clown costume. We’d still want you.  We love you, not your clothes. If you feel most confident in some masculine clothes, you do that. If it’s pretty swirly dresses, which I know it’s not but I’m proving a point, you do that. If it’s exclusively nipple pasties and a leaf, you do that. We’ll be there for you 100%. It’s you, not what you wear, that we love.” Evan kept his hand on your shoulder. You wiped at your eyes, before staring at the ceiling so your wave of tears could settle. You looked over to Evan. 

You hoped he could see the ‘thank you’ you couldn’t pull yourself to say. Evan gave you a small smile before leaning as far as he could to lightly peck your lips. You smiled and pulled your hand away from Barty’s head to hold Evan’s hand. 

“I’d still like a list of names,” Barty whispered into your thigh. You snorted and rolled your eyes. Evan rubbed the back of Barty’s thigh. Evan scooted down the couch, pressing himself to your side. Evan threw his arm over your shoulders and kissed your cheekbone. Barty fell asleep in your lap, and in the morning you dressed in your usual masculine outfit. Barty and Evan pretended they didn’t want to cheer and clap and instead littered your face with kisses. 

[cowgurrrl]

Love you writing - so I have a request please! Joel taking the twins and Sammy trick or treating. Him just trying to wrangle 3 wild nuggets. I image the girls in this scenario being like 4/5. I also love the ideas of the girls being little weirdos and just picking odd costumes like the Nun or Michael Myers. They have of course never watched either movie.

I love this!! I changed it around a little but this idea made me giggle. Thank you for the request and the sweet words 🥺❤️

I’m Just Ken

Pairing: rockstar!joel miller x actress!reader

Summary: A Halloween fashion show with the Millers [~700]

Warnings: horror movie characters, delusion, a surprise at the end

“What is my daughter wearing?” You ask unceremoniously as you walk into the bedroom. Joel is sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling his boots off, and he chuckles at your question like he’s been waiting for it all day. 

“Your daughter picked out her own costume at Spirit Halloween and wouldn’t take no for an answer.” He says. The insinuation that it was your stubbornness that passed to Violet and put you in this situation is not missed.  

“So you let our four-year-old buy a Michael Myers mask and jumpsuit as her Halloween costume?” 

“You didn’t even see what the other one picked out.” He laughs, and you scrub a hand down your face. 

“Joel…” you sigh as you walk back down the hallway to ask Sophia to show you what she picked out for Halloween. Sure enough, she comes up with a black robe and a Scream mask. 

“Me and Vi are gonna match!” She exclaims from behind the white, permanently screaming mask. You take a deep breath before crouching down to her level. 

“Baby, do you know what this mask is from?”

“No, but look!” She smiles as she pushes a button, and fake blood spills down from the top. “Cool, right?” Her excitement is heartbreaking, and you don’t dare to tell her no. 

“Very cool, honey,” you say. “There weren’t any other costumes you saw there that you liked?” 

“No, I like this one the best, and I get to match with sissy.” Almost as if on cue, a tiny Michael Meyers walks into the room, giggling like there’s no tomorrow. Normally, this would be any parent’s nightmare, but you can’t stop yourself from giggling right alongside them. 

“Alright, c’mere, you little freaks.” You say as you wrap the girls up in a big hug, smooshing their masks in the process. The girls snuggle into you before chasing each other around in the weirdest, cutest horror movie crossover you’ve ever seen.

“Mommy, you didn’t even say anything about my costume!” A voice whines from the doorway, and you look up to see Sam in a Mario costume, mustache and all. The snort leaves you before you can stop it. It’s insane how much he looks like Joel with the Mario stache on. Thank God Sammy isn’t fazed by your laughter and runs over to hug you, too.

“You look so handsome, bud!” You kiss his cheek. “You didn’t want a scary costume like your sisters?”

“No, those are way too scary for me!” He shakes his head like he’s proving his point, and you laugh again. 

“Did Daddy get a costume, too, or just you guys?”

“Daddy did get a costume.” Joel’s voice is the next one in the doorway, and when you look up, you cover your mouth with your hands and do your best to hide your laughing. There before you is your life partner of a little over a decade dressed as Mojo Dojo Casa House Ken, complete with the minx and everything. The kids all laugh and run over to Joel, climbing him like a tree, which he takes in stride. You knew Joel loved the Barbie movie— he loves anything you’re in— but this is a new feat. 

“No way they were selling that at Spirit.” You say as he tickles the little Mario and Ghostface. 

“They weren’t. I texted Greta bout a month or two ago and asked her if I could borrow it.” 

“You just texted one of the most successful female directors of our time and the woman who has signed my paychecks to ask if you could borrow a costume from a billion-dollar film?” 

“She thought it’d be funny.” 

“Mommy, are you gonna be Barbie again?” Violet asks excitedly, and you laugh.

“I guess so.”

“Sublime!” Joel yells. Halloween isn’t for another couple of days, but you wouldn’t be able to tell with all the screaming costume-clad children running around the playroom. They’re obviously excited, but once Daisy comes into the room wearing bumble bee wings, it’s over. The kids and Daisy run down the hallway, trying to “catch the Daisy Bee” and leave you and Ken alone. 

“You are absolutely ridiculous.” You say, but you’re smiling a little too big for it to be believable. 

“There are worse things.” He says as he leans down to kiss you, but you put a hand on his lips before he can.

“I love you, but I’m not kissing you while you’re dressed like my coworker.” 

“I’ll change.”

“Good idea,” you smile as he turns to leave, but you grab his hand before he can get far. “But if you happened to skip putting a shirt back on, that’d be cool, too.” 

“Whatever you say, Barbie.” 

TAGLIST: @abbyhaslongshorts @kiwiharrykiwi @sumsworldz @myloveistoolittle @anavatazes @marantha

[zappedbyzabka]

People like to gift Joanie clothes. Joanie should move in with Silver because Silver will buy her all the cutest clothes and actually have enough space for all of them and would have the time to lounge and enjoy a show of seeing Joanie wear them all...and ruin them all. Which she probably complains about but half the time doesn't actually mind. Only if someone else ruined them she would actually get pissed.

Absolutely. Joanie my tomboy princess.

(Just a quick note, I’ve been very much pondering fem Silver, who likes to be called sir and daddy by Johnny🙌 straight up making that boy her firecracker 50’s housewife and probably inviting John/Joan over to marvel at him all dressed up like a Barbie even though they can’t touch—it’s easy to tell his clothes were picked, but he doesn’t seem to hate it—and he’s even more of a spitfire than when Kreese last saw him.)

(I’m gonna say “they” for Silver because I can’t pick whether I want them as boy Silver or fem Silver.)

Silver is good at handling women, at least the ones that don’t see through their bullshit.

The problem is that they like the feisty ones. The ones that will bite but still look like Monroe attempting to seduce innocently. The ones with a backbone.

Joanie’s all those things. Exactly what they like, and then some.

Joanie can live a rough and tough life, get dirt under her shiny fingernails and get bruises the size of a crater, grit her teeth to show she can take it. She can carry men twice her size on her back. She can take care of herself physically (questionable) and do it all without a single complaint because she’s always trying to prove herself and prove that she’s not a nuisance—you don’t have to scream at her to be better; she’s doing her best. She can kick your ass and your father’s too.

But she also loves sheets as silky as her beautiful hair. She loves wearing makeup on days that she isn’t dressing like the skater boys she hung out with when her Cobras were busy, when she puts her hair up and takes off her nail polish, makes the only girly thing about her be the black thong Silver bought her hidden in her cargo pants. She loves hot bubble baths with rose petals scattered about and fancy-lit candles surrounding her like she’s a goddess worthy of an alter.

She has a room-sized closet to hold her contrasting styles. She has a tub fit to hold three people in a bathroom filled with every product she could ask for. She has a California king fitted with inky black Egyptian cotton sheets and another sateen set waiting for her when she wants a new feeling sliding on her soft skin.

Not to mention the tall beauty that sleeps on them with her, who brings her a tea in the morning with a “Good morning, pretty girl”. The one that has a masseuse nearby but insists on massaging her themself.

She went from being a lonely, poor little girl to an abused, rich girl who hardly could enjoy the money when it came at such a price, when it came with immense anxiety due to who it came from.

But she learned to manipulate quickly. She learned she had her mother’s beauty with her own unique edge to it that she could use on men and women alike. She got her dough.

Silver is similar in that way. There are a lot of things they bond over.

People bought Joanie gifts without her asking, simply to get a chance to see their own decorations on such a cute girl. Snooty, high class people with piled up secrets to share with her once she’s made them comfortable and they’ve had a little too much chardonnay.

They had no idea what a troublemaking minx she really was.

But she’s happier than ever as Silver’s girl.

Silver does expect things from her, of course they do, but nothing Joanie doesn’t enjoy. Nothing she wasn’t already craving the day she saw Terry (gender neutral name wahooooo). She doesn't always enjoy the sadism but boy can she take it.

She has to behave, to an extent. with them at the very least. Get on her knees and say “yes, sir/ma’am/master/sensei” when told to. Open her legs when large hands snake up her thighs or a tongue slithers into her, a smooth voice cooing at her.

All she needs to do is be a good girl for them. She doesn’t have to be very behaved in any other place since Silver could buy out any prison, any judge, anyone for her. Just be good for them.

Though Terry loves a pushback and it’s clear that once a brat, always a brat—because their dearest still runs her mouth quite a bit when they aren’t in the bedroom—especially on days she wears black/red/purple lingerie. On days she wants it hard.

(another trick is to spark that possessiveness in Silver and bring up Danielle/Daniel, everything she used to think about them, how she wondered what they’d feel like inside her. Bring up Kreese and their thick fingers, ask Terry if they can tell her how they felt. Maybe not necessarily because she actually wants to know, but because it always works in getting her spanked and drilled into sobs.)

Joanie knows Terry loves to give up control sometimes as well—not nearly as often as they love to make her writhe and whimper, but enough to make Joanie feel special that they would ever show that side to her.

She’ll guide them sweetly as they lap at her cunt, brush their long hair with her fingers, grind down on their beautiful face while giggling at their polite and proper way of speaking when they’re in that submissive mindset, all “I would like to [blank], ma’am” and “May I please?”

Or Joanie’ll wrap their hair around her hand and shove their face into it, order them to show it some love, kiss it . Then she’ll push them down later and lick their cock/clit until they’re dripping sweat on her and squeezing their eyes shut. It’s really fun to overstimulate them. They’re not just a sadist, but a masochist too.

Joanie’s much softer in her pink/blue/concubine gold lingerie.

a lot quicker to slink her way into Silver’s lap and allow herself to be needy.

And it isn’t just lingerie that dictates these mood shifts. She also has skirts, designer purses, dresses (summer, mini, sheath, blazer dresses, every style), and so so so much jewlery. Doesn't even cover her boyish clothes.

Terry has ruined many garments, they can always buy her something newer and even better than before.

How can they not devour their darling when they see her all prettied up and confident? or acting demure with her flower already dripping? (which Terry loves; that sweet, glassy-eyed, blushed deliciously hot shyness that Joanie falls into gets them going like crazy.)

There are a number of reasons to workout, and one of them is how easily they can rip off Joanie's clothing. (And that their riding hood likes to lounge and watch them do their entire set while drinking a beer, sometimes likes to bathe almost their entire body with her tongue like a cat before they jump in the roomy shower for even wetter action.)

Or they’ll just tear the crotch area so they can continue to enjoy the sight of her in the attire while they fuck her stupid.

On every single surface and in front of every painting.

Other times, Terry lets her keep just her jewlery on so they can hear it all jingle when they’re pounding her good, staring at the way it looks on her. They get the most fixated on Joanie’s bracelets.

It’s a true win-win.

Now all they need is to have a child and build a legacy when Joanie decides she’s ready.

(Yes I face claimed Sheryl Lee as Maddy in this specific picture as Miss Silver. I think Joanie gives off Laura vibes though—maybe I just love Sheryl.)

[sliceofdyke]

tagged by @niceinchnails ty isoooo! ALSO @transscrina just saw ur tag SORRY

last song: love shake - minx

favorite color: aqua blue all the way‼️‼️

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet ❤️

last movie/show/game: barbie movie! solid 4 out of 5... i cant excuse the girl power consumerism but it was good

last google search: australian ghostshark

current obsession: wind breaker manga (NOT the manhwa/webtoon there is a very important distinction)

tagging: @yummeera @cicadaland @frogirlfriend @shimamitsu @starsbits @fractaldunes @primsycoldbottles @andiaquarium @level39 @ether

mutuals like this post if you want me to tag you in future tag games :3

[slowthunders]

ʚїɞ hello hello hello!

౨ৎ˚⋆ name: cheri thunders ⚡

╰┈➤ [BASIC INFO] - she/her. intp. thirties. mexican. bisexual. slow as fuck. sagittarius ☼. cancer ☾. pisces ↑. grumpy. always tired. on the autism spectrum. add and dcd. grunge cowgirl groupie. with a taste for complex and messy characters. a box of useless information. i have a fucked up moral compass.

╰┈➤ [IDOLS] - daria morgendorffer. billie joe armstrong. buttercup. marianne faithfull. makoto kino. mark lanegan. marilyn monroe. claudia cardinale. jane birkin. nellie laroy. jane fonda. saphire and polexia from almost famous. nicki minaj. kat stratford. karen sirko. elaine parks. nancy downs. fiona gallagher. og disney princess belle. kim kelly. william miller. anita pallenberg. clair standish. john bender. nancy thompson. blair waldorf. samantha jones. disney's rapunzel. bebe buell. heather holloway. billy hargrove. brian slade. kurt wilde. maxine minx. elton john. mick jagger. andrew wood. scott weiland.

╰┈➤ [INTERESTS] - music. writing. books. photography. cinema. witchcraft. horror. fantasy. goth stuff. americana. bohemian/boho chic core. pop culture of the 60s 70s 80s 90s and 00s.

╰┈➤ [BOOKS] - the master and the margarita. the haunting of hill house. rebel heart: an american rock and roll journey. i'm with the band. the naked lunch. house of spirits. faithfull: an autobiography. salem's lot. fall to pieces. daisy jones & the six. everybody loves our town. please kill me. meet me in the bathroom. up and down with the rolling stones.

╰┈➤ [CRUSHES] - layne staley. chris cornell. johnny knoxville. ryan dunn. nick drake. bryan ferry. meg white. michael hutchence. angelina jolie. izzy straddlin. david gilmour. john frusciante. david from the lost boys. trent lane. marilyn monroe. st. jimmy and whatsername from the mv of green day's jesus of suburbia. bill skarsgård. dane dehaan. liam gallagher. albert hammond jr.

╰┈➤ [SOCIAL MEDIA] - instagram and discord, i'm as slowthunders too!

╰┈➤ [ARTISTS/BANDS] - alice in chains. britney spears. green day. roxy music. alanis morissette. the rolling stones. lana del rey. soundgarden. pink floyd. marianne faithfull. sabrina carpenter. prince. hole. stone temple pillots. inxs. black sabbath. divinyls. the velvet underground. avril lavigne. lou reed. nine inch nails. the stooges. mc5. elvis presley. the clash. lady gaga. the smiths. television. mother love bone. the dandy warhols. dolly parton. bobbie gentry. mark lanegan. cky. whitney houston. blink-182. korn. the risin' sun. cheap trick. the who. combo musical los caquis. the moody blues. led zeppelin. sly and the family stone. mandy moore. nelly furtado. deftones. amy winehouse. blur. sublime. the cult. jimi hendrix. oasis. marc bolan. pearl jam. mariah carey. kylie minogue. robbie williams. audioslave. roxette. faith no more. janis joplin. nancy sinatra. the allman brothers band. gram parsons. johnny cash. waylon jennings. lil 'kim. bob dylan. beyoncé. mad season. pearl jam. fleetwood mac. the doors. ratt. charli xcx. mitski. pantera. joni mitchell.

╰┈➤ [FILMS] - moulin rouge!. the love witch. x. singles. say anything. the bling ring. beauty and the beast. beauty and the beast: an enchanted christmas. scream. home alone. babylon. performance. daisies. the secret garden. tangled. ten things i hate about you. my scene jammin' in jamaica. the lost boys. the craft. mean girls. casino. don't look now. paris, texas. walk the line. a nightmare on elm street. maxxxine. the breakfast club. trainspotting. almost famous. rocketman. the rocky horror picture show. practical magic. barbie. bram stoker's dracula. the exorcist. the panic in needle park. goodfellas. the shinning. once upon a time in hollywood. texas chainsaw massacre

╰┈➤ [COMFORT PALS] - hello kitty, spottie dottie. keroppi. pochaco. minnie mouse. psyduck. eevee. bulbasaur. winnie the pooh. eeyore

DNI criteria - TERFS, SWERFS, republicans, facists/pro facists, zionists, trump suporters, johnny depp stans, billy hargrove/nancy wheeler antis, toxic eddie munson stans, pro ed girlies, fatphobic girlies, homophobes, sexists, racists, bigots, emma roberts stans, extreme woke puritans, toxic swifties, toxic livies, toxic chappell roan stans, etc..

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Tw: gross stuff

Lines were crossed

I said it on my insta stories so I’m gonna say it here

Its about season 2 episode 5 of Helluva boss. I didn’t even process this at first until someone said it but uh. Probably should be talking more about how Millie and Moxie was pretty much banged in front of literal teenagers…make it worse it was also an incest joke. For those who haven’t watched it, Millie and Moxie for whatever reason disguised themselves as siblings. Just for a bit of context for that.

But seriously it was more than a make out session they had on stage, they literally flung off their goddamn clothes. A bunch of traumatised teenagers right there.

I know ppl are already mentioning this too but Barbie Wire (Blitz’s sister) is a literal groomer. Swinging her ass to seduce a teen dude to manipulate him to pack her drugs. Viv’s excuse? Apparently he’s 18-19. But that doesn’t help at all cause Barbie Wire is literally in her 30s. And she’s very much aware he’s a teen, literally saying “do you have any idea how easy human teenagers are to manipulate?”

Theres alot of problems in this show but goddamn this takes the cake.

EDIT: someone in reblog tags mentioned this minx thing too and I didn’t understand it until I saw another post about it. In western energy there is another incest-y….joke? (If u can call it that.) Between Stella and her brother. Her brother calls her a minx which means “an impudent, cunning or boldy flirtatious woman.” Gets worse when he was getting frustrated at her and then said “you’re so lucky your attractive” which, it did give me the ick but I never said anything about it since it didnt even hit me how bad that was until now.

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TAG SOMEONE YOU WANT TO KNOW AND/OR SOME OF YOUR BESTIES

Tagged by @kikiroo - thank you, my darling!!! *friendly shark bites at you*

Last song: Probably either The Man or Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift. I just spent a week with my sister on vacation and she had just watched the Eras Tour movie so she was getting both of those stuck in my head all the time, and then we'd have to listen to them ofc.

Last movie: It was Host by Rob Savage (or at least it was when I started this, lol). I watched it 'cause I saw something on Insta about the Top 10 Scariest Movies according to what the average resting heart rate is for it. I didn't find it very scary (got me at the end though, woo boy) but I did love it - but then I love things that use the pandemic well and this definitely did imo. Plus it's all structured around (and shot through) a Zoom interface so it's only, like, fifty-seven minutes long because that's all you get when you don't pay for Zoom, haha.

Currently watching: Goosebumps, Last Week Tonight, The Fall of the House of Usher, Two Sentence Horror Stories, Our Flag Means Death and Ghost Files and I am half-assing all of it. I've either only started the first episode or only watched the first episode on all of those. I have no staying power these days. Though I am only one ep behind on Last Week Tonight \o/

Other stuff I watched this year: Unfortunately for you guys, I write fucking everything down and it is now the tenth month of the year. I GOT RECS. Well, Meg 2: The Trench, which is a cinematic masterpiece and I will take no questions on that (unless they're Joming related). (Cognizant of the month) Here are spooky things I watched this year and liked a lot: X, The Black Phone, The Menu, Terrifier and Terrifier 2 (this is definitely only for gore fans though), Bodies Bodies Bodies, Cocaine Bear (also a cinematic masterpiece, also not taking questions), Interview with the Vampire, Wednesday, Severance, Evil, The Last of Us, Over the Garden Wall, Magpie Murders, What We Do in the Shadows, and Shining Vale (haven't started the second season yet!). Also really liked: Paddington, Nimona, Barbie, Spider-man: Across the Spider-verse, Vivo, Derry Girls, The Bear, The Boys, Mythic Quest, Only Murders in the Building (I haven't watched the new season yet though but I expect great things), Reboot, Tuca & Bertie, Los Espookys, Barry, Extraordinary, Crashing (I literally watched it three times in a row - watching Sam and Fred fall in love 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 plus I fucking love Jonathan Bailey - I consistently find him ridiculously charming), Hacks, Avenue 5 (so sad this got canceled when I feel like it just hit its stride), Staged (I've watched it probably six times now), Abbott Elementary, A Black Lady Sketch Show, Ted Lasso, I Think You Should Leave Now (just for that one sketch, you know the one and, if you don't, I am HAPPY to tell you about it!), Unstable (petition for Fred Armisen to be in everything though, right?), Black Mirror, Central Park, Elite (I haven't watched the new season yet!), Reservation Dogs (ditto), The White Lotus, Good Omens, Letterkenny, Minx (what's ditto but for the third time?), Heartstopper, Sasaki and Miyano, and The Other Two.

Shows I dropped/didn’t finish: I'm behind on everything all the time so I'm only going to answer for shows I dropped and I don't think I've dropped any this year?

Currently reading: The Dead Take the A Train by Cassandra Khaw & Richard Kadrey (about halfway through), House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski (I'll be reading this until I die, I think), Cunk on Everything by Philomena Cunk, The Fragile Threads of Power by V.E. Schwab (nearly finished!), The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight by Jennifer E. Smith, My Darling Girl by Jennifer McMahon and The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice (decided to do a reread of the IwtV series this year since I never actually finished it and only got to book ten and I read it way too long ago to remember anything that's happening if I just picked it up now).

Currently listening to: My calendar alarm telling me to go to my dog's vet appointment.

Currently working on: getting at least a third of the way through My Darling Girl

Also absolutely no pressure tagging @andavs, @callunavulgari, @piratefalls, @clotpolesonly, and anyone else who wants to do this!

[wincestation]

Ten Songs Tag Game, Round Two

Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that play.

Ankles - Jessie Reyez

Murder - Boyinaband, Minx, Chilled

Schizophrenic - Night Club

Used To Know Me - Charlie XCX

Sex, Drugs, Etc. - Beach Weather

Conceited - Remy Ma

Oblivion - M83, Susanne Sundfør

Demons - Doja Cat

Treat Me Like A Slut - Kim Petras

Sex Metal Barbie - In This Moment

Last time I went to the "on repeat" playlist, this one was my liked songs!

thank you for tagging me again @nonamemanga @therulerofallpotatos @suchaladyy @witchysith

Tagging: @cosmic-lullaby @leavesdriftinginthewind @writerrose1998 @onlyangelxo

[sheher-gayboy]

I think it's very fun that the Barbie movie is going over a lot better in weird dudes on 4chan land than you might assume. As someone who was one of those weird dudes and then decided to deal with my shit and eventually transition I think I can speak with some vague authority here. 2 things; 1. Gosling is the patron saint for these guys because of Drive and Blade Runner 2049 (to a lesser extent Only God Forgives as well, same themes it's just more off-putting and strange). These films connecting themes are of intense loneliness and a bristling against the structures we live in which metaphorically comes across as masculinity. These movies have other stuff going on but these are the things these guys really connect with. 2. I don't know if a lot of people know this, but most incels and their adjacents agree with a lot of feminist statements, just not the conclusions drawn from those statements.

I mean, Ken in the movie is basically an incel yeah? And I like that the movie engages with him, recognizes that the conclusions he draws are silly and potentially dangerous but do come from an honest feeling. These guys are told there is a way that the world works and there's a place for them in it, and that's a lie, that's always been a lie for a lot of men. I dunno, I think Barbie might have something more unique to say to men than women? Like it's female empowerment talking points are good and fun but aren't more radical than you'd hear from your average cis straight woman after a glass of wine. For the Ken's though, it makes a show of masculinity being just as much of a strange gender performance as feminity and tells them they are Kenough as they are and they shouldn't have to rely on gender performance or the love of someone else to be who they are. These shouldn't be radical talking points for men either to be clear, but I do think you hear them a lot less often.

And yeah, Barbie fits in right beside Drive and 2049 is maybe what I'm saying? The difference is what the action statement is here; Drive and 2049 are effectively fatalist. It is better to live for a single moment as a free man able to make his own choices then die under the yolk of having to live how others want you to. Barbie though, it tells us that you are enough as you are and you deserve to exist and needn't rely on others definitions of you. Effectively the same lesson but crucially one that disregards the standard fatalism in these types of morals. You are a free man/woman/doll if you choose to be, you don't even need to ask. It even has a tinge of Camus here, the important part is acknowledging the absurdity, and once you have acknowledged it you are free.

Anyways, can't wait to see /fit/ guys mixing it up with a faux minx coat, in the closet right beside their scorpion jacket and trenchcoat.