#bark answers

[sonic-takeover]

((Does that mean we're getting cowboy music added to the playlist? XD))

Is Shadow okay?!?!? He didn't get knocked out right?! He's usually tougher than that but it doesn't matter how well you can swim if you're knocked out in a pool. 😱

*Shadow blinks furiously, holding what bit of breath he has as he recovers from the punch. Thankfully, it only stunned him. He starts to swim up, but a blue body crashes into him right before he reaches the surface. He grunts as Sonic grabs him and tries to pull him upward, only managing to fight his own safety jacket in the process, dragging them both further down. Shadow grabs his face and kisses him, pushing the last bit of his air into Sonic's lungs. He grabs his hand and swims up, taking Sonic with him. They breach the surface, both gasping for air. Sonic bobs a bit as his life jacket keeps him afloat*

... Woah.. you saved me! I was gonna save you!

You're an idiot. You can't swim, dumbass, what were you thinking??

I... I was gonna-

I don't wanna hear it. Never do that again. Promise me.

... I promise..

Good. Now get out there and fight. *He pushes Sonic out of the water and gets out himself, even angrier than before as he glares at the oncoming threat*

Hey Red 40 Highlights!! *Shadow looks over at Bean, who's juggling dynamite* Catch!! Wooo! *He tosses one of the sticks of dynamite at him, the fuse aflame. Shadow grabs it, holding Bean's eye contact as he drops it in the pool*

Bad choice for a water fight, kid. Dynamite doesn't work when it's wet. *He starts stalking toward him. He's fought kids younger than this and with twice the brain power. Namely Tails. This should be no problem. Bean yelps and starts backing away*

*Sonic is running circles around Bark, who's looking around trying to find a target* Haha!! Not so fast, are ya big guy?? Whatcha gonna do now?? I'm the fastest thing on the- OOF-

*Bark had just put an arm out in the middle of Sonic's path, catching him in the stomach. He picks up the squirming hedgehog, squeezing him*

Aaack!! Lemme go!! *Sonic tries to spin dash, but he can't move. Bark lifts him over his head and throws him against the wall of the house. Rouge flies over, worried*

Are you okay, handsome??

I'm fine.. *Sonic winces as he pushes himself to his feet* Stay out of it, please.. it's gotta be a fair fight..

... I'm here if you need backup. It doesn't have to be fair. They're trespassing.

... Thanks, Rouge.. *he coughs and gets to his feet, shaking it off* Okay. *He runs back into the fray*

((Psst! Check the playlist! I just updated it hehe -Mod))

[bigidiotenergytm]

Could you make more Poseidon biting odysseus?

ah, my one weakness

[brittle-doughie]

I love how Chocolate Bark Cookie is like the laid-back uncle to Dark Choco Cookie, It's so cute!

I picture Dark Choco Cookie introducing Chocolate Bark to (Y//N) and getting teased a bit. 

“Heh, this is Y/N Cookie? Finally found someone to call yours?”

“It’s not like that….”

“Ya can’t fool me! I know a possible partner when I see one! Can’t blame ya either, they’re looking quite the catch.”

“Oh! Uh…t-thank you.”

“I said it was nothing like that! They’re here to help us as well….”

“Relax! I was just pulling your leg!”

[boycunt-toy]

Every reblog is a strong smack to the ass I can feel it through the phone I promise :3

[ask-turbotime-seasons]

Ughh hue hue hue 😭😭😭😭😭 tulbooo WAAHHHHHHH

UUGGHHHHH TURBOOOOOOO UUGGHHHHH BARK BARK BARK IM GOING TO CHEW YOU UUGHH I LOVE TURBO UHHH AND PET YOU AND HIT YOU WITH A HAMMER AND THEN SHOWER U WITH GIFTS UUGHHHHHHAHHBBHHHH

|| You spooked him :( /jesting

[hyade]

chengxian’s orpheus and eurydice motifs are going to slowly drive me to the brink of insanity but i’m cool with it

[proshippers-against-censorship]

I want to bet that there are antis who call a ship incest bc the characters are born in the same hospital

(11/13/2024)

Called out with the date here 😭

Wouldn't shock me at this point ngl.

[semperamans]

benny pulling his bike into the garage at his girl’s place to get some work done on it when the body on it isn’t looking too hot. his girl pulls up an old pool chair and watches him work.

and, see, she just came out to watch benny work. but she didn’t expect watching those hands turn the ratchet or buff out the dings. she keeps clenching her thighs tighter and tighter and sliding down down down in her seat… 🧿

eeeeeek! <3 changed it just a bit, but hope you still like it <3

"y'know in some places it gets so hot you can fry an egg on the street," cal says, perched on the vamps of his boots, leaning over benny's shoulder. it sure feels like that'd be possible today. benny, who drips sweat from his head to his toes, shoots a glare over his shoulder. he doesn't give a fuck about frying eggs not when he's this warm and this tired and his bike is leaking again. he turns his attention back to the matter at hand, the bike, this stupid fucking bike. the sun holds tight to the metal and shines so bright benny can't see anything and everything scorches his skin when he touches it and god damn why isn't there at least one cloud in the sky? he lets out a frustrated sigh, flicks his cigarette onto the street, and tears off his soaked white tank top. "wan' me to get y'some sunscreen?" cal chirps and no. benny doesn't want sunscreen and he doesn't want cal breathing down his neck. "no man just get the fuck outta here." "fine, fine." cal stands, wiping his greasy fingers on the already stained white of his undershirt. "someone's a grouchy fuckin' gus today. s'not my fault your bike leaks more than my momma at an elvis show." and that makes benny chuckle. "you're sick. go on somewhere." "fine. m'gonna swim. maybe your girl'll finally let me use that unicorn float of hers." benny doesn't respond, just shakes his head as cal continues talking to himself, long legs carrying him up the front walk where he stops and shimmies out of his levis leaving a puddle of denim at the base of the stairs. your place has been a hot spot as of late. with your father gone on business and your momma always away at her various clubs, your pool is the place to find any of the chicago vandals. it's a thin crowd today. there's wahoo and corky, who have more fun beating the shit out of each other with pool noodles than they do swimming, zipco, sonny, and johnny and they're good company, but you miss your boy.

"god damn it, cal if you don't get away from me." benny warns hearing the familiar flop of plastic against asphalt. but it's not cal, just you. "well, that's no way to greet a lady," you hum and benny nearly hits his head on the handlebars. he turns, smiling sheepishly. "m'sorry baby, just so fuckin' aggravated at this piece of shit." he wipes new grease onto his jeans, reaching for the glass of lemonade you've brought him, and yeah, the sun is hot but you are in a league of your own. swimsuit snug on your body, heart-shaped sunglasses hiding your eyes, floppy sunhat drooping into your field of vision. you're a sight for sore eyes and benny's eyes fucking ache. "what're you doin' out here, mm?" benny asks as you settle a picnic blanket on the grass on the other side of his bike. "just wanna spend time with you." you say, laying back, spreading your arms, welcoming the sun. "tryna distract me?" "no sir, just wanted to be by you." "mm, okay." benny finishes the glass, smudged fingerprints over the dainty design, and sets his sights on fixing this leak once and for all.

the sun hangs lower in the sky, but benny is hyper-focused; eyebrows furrowed, bottom lip bit as he ratchets a bolt back into its socket and my god is he beautiful. you're on your stomach now, legs up, sun caressing the pads of your feet as you kick them back and forth back and forth back and forth and if benny were a tv show you'd be the top watcher. the biggest fan. a bead of sweat tumbles down his cheek, and plunks into the concave curve of his clavicle and why do you want to lick it off? it's disgusting you tell yourself but you just can't help it. you'd chase it with your tongue, draw designs with saliva along the defined bone and down down down his happy trail and straight on til morning if given the opportunity. you'd do more, even. bite the silver button of his jeans with your teeth, tug the fabric away revealing- you have to shake the thought from your head and scold yourself and it does nothing because things get progressively worse when he reaches for a rag, sprays god knows what on it, and begins buffing the chrome exhaust pipe. his tattooed arms flex, the muscles straining and relaxing as he moves them up and down and up and down and you're dizzy as you think about what he does when he's alone in the dark of his room, legs tangled in bedsheets. your eyes latch onto the tattooed heart bearing your name. it's tinged red, glistening with perspiration, almost appearing to weep and you want to latch your teeth onto it, mar his pretty skin with indentations of your canines. drink him in until you're satiated and this heat must be making you crazy because jesus what is wrong with you? "what's on your mind doll?" benny's ears perked up at the first little whimper you unknowingly let out and ever since he's just been watching. peeking up every so often to see the muscles in your thighs clench. the jump in your jaw. the want seeping out of every pore. "nothin'" you say, giving him your best smile. benny nods, disbelieving. "wanna jump in the pool after?" "no." you say, too quickly. "no there is something i need to show you, actually." "yeah?" "mm." "where?" "my room." and benny has a feeling this day is about to get a whole lot hotter.

[sonic-takeover]

Uh... Okay Bark is being kinda cute ngl but... You okay there Sonic? Can you breathe? 😅

If I offer you that special hot chocolate will you at least ease up a little Bark? 😅 *Holding the big mug of hot chocolate just out of reach but I'll hand it over if he loosens his grip on Sonic.*

Ack ... Not really .... *He's trying to push himself out of Bark's hold*

*Bark eyes the hot chocolate. It's tempting. He looks over at Fang, who's fighting tooth and nail with Espio. He's really serious about this. He looks at Bean, who's eating a burger with a box of apple juice while Shadow hovers nearby like a worried mother. Huh. He looks back at the hot chocolate*

RAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Knuckles slams into Bark from behind, throwing him onto the ground. Sonic is successfully dislodged from Bark's grasp, but only after he hits his head on the pavement. Hard. Knuckles moves to punch Bark in the head, but Bark rolls over, grabbing his arm. He gives him an evil grin and tosses him backward, sending Knuckles flying into the pool*

[bitesized-pup]

That’s a good dog, begging so pretty as your slick runs down your leg. Presenting so perfectly for a big dog to get behind you and fill you with one strong stroke.

Leaning over you, panting in your ear as I thrust deep into you, giving you every inch with each one.

Growling and biting your neck as I grip your hips, making sure you can’t get away when I’m ready to fuck my litter into you

yes pleaseeee hold me down and claw at my sides, thrusting into my little puppycunt until im whimpering and crying with each movement, fucked out of my mind

you can fill me up with a litter and mark me up so everyone knows I'm just a little cumdump of a puppy, ready to be fucked and bred hard,,,

[the-monkeies-girl]

I feel like Koba is an titty man no matter the size 🥵

You know you're right and i can elaborate but who wants that

Caesar: Ass man. Has probably been caught by Maurice here and there staring at yours from across the colony as you're walking away. Or you're on your hands and knees in front of him and he likes to knead it? Ohhhhhh

Noa: Really switches, has no preference but if you're in his lap? Hands on ass and he's using his strength to bounce you up and down and to keep him grounded enough to not snap, head dipping to play his mouth along your breasts. We love a dual king.

Blue Eyes: Boobies. Like to look. Boobies. Like to feel and squeeze and suck and play around with. But in all seriousness, likes to watch how they move when you're sleeping and breathing. Not innately sexual, but he just likes the visual v. good.

Anaya: ASS BABY. Do we need to explain? His favorite thing is if you sit in his lap, front facing, and you place yourself right against his lower navel and he's allowed to subtle grind himself against you goodbye i am deceased

Koba: indeed, a titty man. Thoroughly enjoys the bounce ( or lack of depending on the size ) will rip them off with his teeth though, don't let him get too wild. Likes the softness in his hands, he'll rip them off tho.

[bigidiotenergytm]

*runs by and dropping a wip of my trying to draw Poseidon*

enjoy

*runs away*

[kaizokuou-ni-naru]

Heya! I have a question regarding a very interesting panel to me in Thriller Bark!

Do you happen to have Brook’s joining of the crew? Does he word it the same as ‘certain’ kingdom?

I’m trying to do some digging and it’s difficult to find any information!

yeah, he says ある王国/aru oukoku, which would indeed be best translated to 'a certain kingdom' or 'a particular kingdom.' aru [noun] is a fairly common construction in japanese used to refer to 'a specific but unnamed [noun].' for example, when hawkins tells drake in wano arc that "a certain man" has very low chances of living out the night, he words it the same way: aru otoko.

[popfizzles]

Please tell me Smith would also support his sister if he knew. I really like Smith as a character (despite what happened with Mac)

My tags on that post go a little more in depth about Smith's side of things;

Do I think Smith was at some point in his life, a little susceptible to homophobia? Maybe a little. He's from a rural, likely hyper-religious upbringing. Been "the man of the house" longer than he can remember.

But Mugman’s very openly queer. Mojito’s entire character arc is coming to terms that he's been sitting on feelings for his male roommate for years. And Smith would kill for either of them, no questions asked.

Smith already went through what he needed to be normal about the topic of different sexualities.

He doesn't talk with Mac or Goldie about their love lives and sexualities, but less because he would be judgemental about it, and more that he doesn't want to pry or hover over his little brother and sister's personal lives.

If she ever told him, he'd do his damnedest to make sure she knew that he still loves her and it changes nothing.

[staticmoncharges]

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Uhhh...okay haven't really done anything like this before, but...

⚡What r y'alls favorite electric type?⚡

[silverskye13]

"time crawled by like a wounded animal" will stick w me forever btw. what a line. (/pos)

Sometimes that's the only way time can move: it winces and it cries, and it wishes it could end in peace, but still it moves forward in the only way it can, until it can't anymore.