#barryposting

[barrygeuse]

gee, mr. tims, how come ryoko kui lets you have two boyfriends, a wife, four daughters, AND a cat?

[threadsun]

If you watched Looney Tunes, then you know this reference. Scenario for SDJ boys and Bo, reader turns to them, looks them in the eyes with a dead serious expression then says. "I wanna start a family with you."

Which of the boys would 'take this as an invitation to fuck them stupid with the intention to start a family', 'takes this as an invitation to fuck you until you're a jelly-legged mess without thinking of a family' or 'actually wants to start a family without thinking of fucking first'

You decide how to word this out. U da best have a gold star bby ⭐

Fucks You To Knock You Up:

Jack - You don't need to ask him twice! You want a family? He'll put as many babies in you as he possibly can. I hope you like being pregnant, because he's not gonna stop with just one~

Nick - Look, the planning can come later. He needs to lock you down asap. He's gonna cum inside of you before you can change your mind and decide you don't want his babies anymore!

Barry - What you do with the baby once he's knocked you up isn't really his concern. You want a family? Go right ahead, he'll put a baby in you! Don't expect him to treat you well, though.

Bo - Look, he's always trying to knot you and put a litter in you. So when you're actually asking for it? He's pouncing on you immediately and trying his best to make sure it takes this time.

Fucks You To Creampie You:

Ian - Honestly, the moment you say it he sort of gets lightheaded and dizzy and can't think about anything but fucking you hard, and deep, and cumming inside of you. Ideally, more than once.

Jean - He's not super into the idea of having a family, but he's very into the idea of cumming inside of you. And watching you get pregnant. But mostly just cumming inside of you.

Rory - Is that an excuse to fuck? Because it sounds like an excuse to fuck to him! And he's always up for an excuse to fuck! If you actually want a family, tho, you'll have to explain that to him.

Taylor - He doesn't like thinking too hard about parenthood, so he's just gonna focus on the fact that you've just given him permission to fuck you raw and cum as deep inside you as he wants.

Starts Family Planning:

Shaun - He would love to have a family with you. The moment you bring it up, he's already talking about baby names, and good houses to raise a family in, and budgeting for children...

Joseph - If you're gonna have a family, you're going to do it right. He won't let another child come into this world to parents who are unprepared. He won't be the unprepared parent.

Elias - Having a family isn't something he takes lightly. He wants to make sure you're both on the same page about it, and that everything is ready before you even start trying.

[1111-sunset-circle]

f/o who uhhhhhhhh kissies..you….

[veenomsart]

Salem on the clock! (when aren't they tho?)

✨Reblog to support the artist! (me!)✨

[barrrrrrrry]

BARRY (2018) | S04E01 Yikes

"My mom always used to say 'each of us is more than the worst thing we've ever done'. I always liked that. Gave me hope."

[puppybearuniverse]

wanting to barrypost so i get likes. forgot i am the only person on this earth that barryposts and the rest of tumblr is not a part of the fandoms that exist in my head.

[whittical]

[barrybugs]

i got really high the other night and made this:

[fleag]

[barrygeuse]

i wasn’t the biggest chilshi fan but once i saw a couple works of chilshi + chilchuck’s wife i was like oh man. i can get behind this.

[threadsun]

Is it okay to request a reaction of the boys (SDJ, Bo, Elias and Taylor) seeing their beloved in their clothes (Like a shirt or something)? Either in public or private if that's fine!

Can't Speak:

Ian fully short circuits at the sight of you in his clothes. Especially if it's like a pair of his sweatpants and a graphic tee of his for a lazy day in. He's also immediately hard and trying to hide it.

Taylor's mouth goes dry and he stares. He can't really figure out what to say. The most you'll get is a hoarse "you look good" from him before he makes excuses to leave so he can jack off.

Elias doesn't really know what to say. You look so good and there's a thousand words pressing at his tongue, trying to come out. But he can't settle on any one thing to say, so he simply stares.

Flustered But Flirts:

Joseph is surprised and can feel his face warming at the sight of you, but he forces a teasing grin and makes some flirty comment. It's not that he doesn't want to flirt, he's just faking the confidence.

Rory loves it, of course. Especially the sight of you wearing his apron in the kitchen. He's making the flirtiest jokes, putting the moves on you as he tries to distract you from whatever you're doing.

Nick isn't used to getting close enough for people to take his clothes like that. But he loves it when you do. And he will make sure you know just how much he loves the sight of you in his clothes.

Shaun's heart skips a beat and it takes him a moment to really process it. But once he does, he's absolutely teasing you about it. After all, clearly you missed him so much, how cute~

Fucks You On The Spot:

Bo has no sense of self control or of appropriate timing. He sees you in his clothes and immediately tries to mount you. The whole time he's growling about how much he loves you wearing his scent.

Jack will drag you to the nearest surface he can fuck you over, or will just pick you up and slide you onto his cock. He needs to be inside of you now. He's waited so long to make you his, after all...

Jean doesn't care who's around or what you're both doing, he will stop everything and pull you into his lap to fuck you. After all, if you're wearing his clothes around like that, clearly you want it~

Barry will take any excuse to fuck you, in public or in private. Especially if he's staking a claim on you. So you wearing his clothes while he does so? Well, what screams "his" more than that?

[1111-sunset-circle]

big f/o who can hold you on their lap with their arms around u.. BIG F/O who can let you curl up entirely on their chest?????? big f/o who can carry you…

[barrrrrrrry]

BARRY (2018) S01E01 | Pilot

Sarah Goldberg as Sally Reed

[puppybearuniverse]

chosen to be abnormal about a man that approximately 5 people know of

[slavhew]

my tiefling monk shithead and her sucky soon-to-be boyfriend

[granfalloontje]

A lot of “I love you”s being thrown around tonight on the saddest show in the world, huh?