#elias gallagher x reader

[cheesy-cryptid]

Even death wont do us part 🥀🥀🥀

[incognitonoggin]

can u pls do sol from tkatb with a reader obssesed with him

Hi anon !! I love Sol omg I’m going to enjoy writing this (๑>؂•̀๑)

SOLIVAN BRUGMANSIA WITH AN OBSESSED READER

GN! READER

MINORS DNI

SFW

• Sol would be surprised but delighted!

• The fact that he doesn’t have to try to build up a relationship, he can just love you in a genuine way without holding back how he feels.

• Most would think he’d be uncomfortable, seeing how you cling to him and have him practically on your hip in public ( he’s too damn shy to do any PDA so he’s just THERE ), but he’s perfectly fine with it and encourages it

• He’d love being around you all the time. I mean, thats all he wants, right?

• If you’re going to be physically clingy like stated earlier, he’d always be stiff and flustered with how you touch him and be all blushy from the slightest touch of yours 😭

• You being obsessed wouldn’t bother him in the long run, because like the creator said, he’s very patient with his s/o

• He would LOVE keeping you away from Crowe and others considering the fact that he’s all jealousss🙄

• Yes. He’s a cutie pie and he loves you !

[threadsun]

Anonymous Asks: "Have you ever considered

Sleepy/lazy sex. Specifically with Elias but any of the snaccpop boys((I'm a slut for all of them I swear))

One or both being super super tired but also really horny so y'all just go at it and someone falls asleep either during or after

Sorry for the little ramble I'm just obsessed with that idea"

Content: sleepy sex, ghost sex, creampie, cockwarming

It's not unusual to wake up to Elias grinding against you. The soft whimpers and shifting hips are familiar to you. He often gets horny in his sleep, especially since you've awoken his mostly latent sexuality. The night you consummated your marriage, you unlocked something within him. Something that had up until now been confined to intimate moments alone in his own bed at night. And something he hadn't really indulged in for quite some time anyway.

You feel bad about how long he spent unable to act on these desires. How many lonely decades he spent wandering this house, wishing for someone to share his bed at night. So it's hard to deny him a single pleasure when he so clearly wants it. It's nearly impossible.

"Beloved..." Elias' voice carries that familiar husky quality that lets you know he's only just woken up.

You try to feign a sigh, but it comes out as an affectionate little sound. You smile to yourself, shifting to spread your legs just enough for him. It's... odd. Having a ghostly lover. Where you might once have needed a lot of preparation to take someone's cock in the middle of the night, something about the way his body moves slightly through yours leaves you able to take him with ease.

It's cold, but not unpleasantly so. His whole body is cold as it curls around you, conforming to yours so not a single gap is left between you two. His cock eases into you with a few gentle rocks of his hips, and you find yourself feeling pleasantly full.

"Thank you." His whispers it against your skin, breath stirring the hairs at the nape of your neck. "You feel divine as always."

You give an adoring laugh. He's too cute. Too sweet. It makes your heart flutter a bit, every time he compliments you like this. And the compliments don't stop. Between sleepy kisses, he mumbles praise against your skin, never for a moment letting you think he's taking you for granted.

He doesn't leave you unfulfilled either, hand making sure to gently work you towards your orgasm even as he seeks his own. It's sleepy, and cosy, and romantic. Everything you could ever ask for and more. He is everything you could ever ask for and more. And he feels the same about you, if the sweet praise he mumbles into your skin is to be believed.

Your orgasm is a slow one. A lingering one. Teetering on the edge of bliss only to fall slowly into wave after wave of deep pleasure. You find yourself drifting in and out of sleep, even as the last pulses of delight roll through you. You just about register the feeling of his cum filling you. Of his hips rocking to bury himself deep inside you again. Of his soft breath on your neck evening out as he falls asleep.

You'll have to clean it up in the morning. And really you should be doing it right now rather than continuing to cockwarm him. But he's fallen asleep, and you're falling asleep, and everything feels so right. It can wait.

After all, you're bound to have another round come morning.

[vomitingstars]

Fics I'll Eventually get to writing

Ghosts! Now with blue hair and pronouns!: Elias Gallagher and Sunny Day Jack meet. This is an AU where y/n is an Adams family fanatic. She wanders into The Gallagher mansion with the fantasy of gaining a cool new hideout for quirky daydream adventures

Contains: Comedy, maybe smut idk, squabbling between ghosts, ghostie besties, enemies to friends to friends with benefits to maybe sort of lovers, poly antics)

Sleepy Time Bo: DachaBo is an app you use to sleep at night. Place him nearby on your pillow and close your eyes. Bo whispers encouragement to guide you on your journey to dreamland. One night you gave him and plugged him into your laptop. You're having a strangely...erotic dream tonight. (this was meant to be a comic)

Contains: Somno, smut, breeding, teehee times, etc.

Join Us For A Bite!: Alan kidnaps a cannibalistic y/n and must sacrifice random Doomsbury citizens to keep her happy. Anything for his Doe Eyes!

Contains: Cannibalism (consensual and non), a heavy emphasis on eating, intimacy, maybe teehee sexy times, blood, lil bit of comedy)

Sleepover Sleepover! Sleepover Sleepover!: It's a sleepover baby! C'mon let's share one beer! Friendship. And magic! And bodies to explore! FunShine Jill and y/n have an epic girls night adventure. I don't wanna spoil too much tbh it's too funny to me.

Contains: manipulation, evil, maybe dubcon, that moment when the dildo comes out at the sleepover, strong sexy woman, teehee woman times, sexy woman my woman

Anyway, let me know which fic you're interested in reading first

[echantedtoon]

Until Death Do You Vow Ch1 Prologue

'Never make a promise you can't keep' and 'wake the dead' are two figures of speech that should never EVER go together. Nor should it be a good idea to do a paranormal investigation in a cemetery while still angry at your ex.

(The Groom of Gallagher Mansion Semi Corpse Bride Au. 

DISCLAIMERS AND WARNINGS!! The game that these characters are from is for 18+ folks only. While this story will be absolutely sfw the game itself is not and contains things ONLY for an 18+ audience.  I do NOT in anyway own the game or characters. They belong to their rightful owners. I do not own the movie Corpse Bride either. I also don't own the coverart which is a pic from their merch line. I only own this story here. In the beginning it will have a character briefly from the game Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack which is also a game for ONLY 18+ folks and that I ALSO do NOT own!! It's only referenced here and not part of the story.

There WILL be mentioning of death, murder, blood, etc. those parts will have warnings at the top of the chapters. If ANY chapters come with warnings PLEASE READ AND HEED THEM!!! 

Just imagine your wedding dress similar to the one above/linked below only with a longer veil and train that trails behind you.

https://images.app.goo.gl/V4BZ1rEaXstvYx696

Warnings: Ian cheats on both reader and Mc from SWWSDJ.)

Church bells chimed in the morning.

Flowers. Soft petals. Meant for their beauty to symbolize the beauty of the bride. 

Organ music. To match in chimes of the steps of the bride walking down the aisle.

An audience to shed tears of happiness for many happy moments to come from this union. 

Smiles shown at one another in the joys of the moment.

A breath to fill your lungs trying not to cry as you smiled up at the man in front of you. The one you were going to marry and have a life with after you both finally graduated. But this moment couldn't wait. This magical moment after a year. Some say it was fast but you supposed it was called love at first sight for a reason. 

Or at least it was supposed to be. A wedding was nothing if a groom never showed up for his bride leaving her humiliated by the alter and missing the wedding entirely. Only to show up after everyone decided to call it quits and leave for the night. Waiting for you with baited breath and a guilty look on his face. He wasn't even wearing a tuxedo. But better late than never. 

"Ian! There you are! Where have you been? Y'know what? Nevermind! The priest is still here. We can go inside and still elope even if everyone left already!"

Smiles turned to him exceedingly and in joy-

"I-...I-I can't."

Reality shattered. Gasps wracked around. Silence fell.

Your eyes blinked at his guilty face. "I-...What?"

"I'm sorry, Y/n." His hands released yours as he looked down. "But I can't go through with this! I-... I've been having an affair with you behind someone else's back. Someone whom knows and left me a year ago."

More gasps were had. A bouquet of flowers dropped from your hands to your feet. Time seemed to slow before completely freezing.

"W-What?!"

"I really did try to make this work! I thought if I forced myself to invest time with you I'd forget all about them but I couldn't and I still don't. I still love them!"

Your world shattered as humiliation, guilt, regret, anger all swirled about behind shock which was the strongest emotion. Keeping you from saying anything as Ian without looking up at you took off his ring and without saying anything pushed it back into your palms. 

"Here. Take this. You can sell it to get some money. I-It's the least you deserve after what I put you and them through. I'm-... I'm sorry, Y/n. I really am."

He then left the bride standing there. Nothing but white on her body. Tears on her cheeks. And crushed flowers at her feet. No one but her lonely self for comfort in the moonlight so late at night.

[plutoslittlerkive]

Someone already wrote this but I feel the need to stress…

Teaching Elias Gallagher how to please you once you guys are married>>>

He is such a giver I just know it...

[elliasgallagher]

[I look around with a wedding dress and flowers. An anxious shuddery breath leaving my lips.]

"What on earth am i doing here?"

[I spoke lowly, a flashlight dimly letting the pathway to the stairs.]

"I do not like this... at all."

A slight chill runs over you as Elias appears on the staircase, the room covered in a blue light. Elias is the bluest himself, the color only brighter around him as he moves closer to you.

Hello

His voice is soft, yet it sends even more shivers down your spine.

[sleepingdeath-light]

merperson s/o hcs ; elias gallagher

requested by ; anonymous (18/07/23)

fandom(s) ; the groom of gallagher mansion

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; elias gallagher

outline ; “We can request for Elias Gallagher?! 👀👀👀

If so, can I get hcs for Elias Gallagher with a merperson reader? Like he learns his beloved is a merperson and how he'd react/handle this information”

note ; as this is my first time writing for this fandom, and this character, this may have some shaky characterisation here and there — regardless, i do hope you enjoy this piece ^^

warning(s) ; none, just fluff!

having spent basically his entire life (and after life!) sheltered within the walls of his family’s manor, it’s not much of a stretch to assume that the thought of ever meeting — let alone marrying — a nonhuman would ever have even crossed his mind

of course he grew up on fairytales and folk stories so he was already vaguely aware of merfolk as creatures of myth, as wondrous entities confined solely between the well worn pages of the novellas that he read and reread a few hundred times in his youth, but the idea of such peoples existing in reality had never even crossed his mind — well, not as anything more than a passing fantasy as realistic as his dreams of being a prince cooped up in a tower, and certainly never in his adulthood

all of that to say, in the midst of planning your wedding and using his energy to keep the old building as safe and comfortable for you as possible, he hadn’t even thought to ask you about your species — and, likewise, you were too caught up in your half-abandoned mission and the chaos of the preparations to actually bring up your origins to him

so by the time you have the chance to finally just sit down together and talk — about your goals, your dreams, your pasts, and your future together as a couple — one of the first things you disclose to him is your nonhuman status

… which he, rather naturally, takes as a very out-of-left-field joke from you until he finally recognises just how serious and genuine your confession is

then he just sits beside you and lets you speak uninterrupted — his expressions betraying his emotions as clear as day as his mind cycles through everything from confusion to disbelief to acceptance to amazement (which he eventually settles on once the idea of merfolk being real, and his beloved being one of them, had finally hit him)

and when you’ve finally finished saying your piece, he’ll start asking you all of the questions you’re probably far too used to by now: where did you come from, how did you end up in this state of all places, what can he do to accommodate you going forwards, does your appearance change when you’re underwater, etc.

not an ounce of judgement from him, thankfully, as your darling elias is much too sweet for that, and he’s more than understanding of any hesitance or avoidance you show towards certain topics pertaining to your species

as for any questions you choose to answer, you can guarantee that he’ll be listening to you with rapt attention as you speak — his wide eyes glimmering with a mixture of pure adoration and innocent curiosity as he hangs off of every word you utter (so clearly and unabashedly in love, as he always is, that you can’t help but grin whenever you look at him)

and, of course, if ever you show him the form you take when you’re underwater you’ll be met with an expression of pure love and awe, as well as a string of compliments and praises both archaic and recently learned that are spoken with such reverence and care that you have to stop yourself from dragging your poor ghostly lover into the water in order to press your lips against his own — this same level of praise applies whether you look more like the more modern and human merfolk or something much more ‘monstrous’ because, to elias, you’re the most ethereal and lovely creature he’s ever laid eyes upon and that eternal love of his won’t be swayed by something as petty and shallow as needle-point teeth or scaly flesh (though the latter would take him a moment or two to adjust to… he is more accustomed to the fairytale renditions of your kind, after all)

remember, he did promise you forever and elias gallagher is nothing if not a man of his word

[yukidragon]

Hi, so I wanted to ask you something since I've seen you upload some of the public access art from Sauces OG twitter. I know that's the way to do it, I'm in the patreon too and that stuff is protected. What I wanted to ask was if you had some of the OG Gallagher mansion stuff? Like the concepts etc. Pretty much all of it got deleted and I tried looking some up to remind myself of the project and not much is still around. You can privately answer or make a post, it's up to you.

Yup, that’s the way to do it. Don’t repost the privately posted patreon stuff anywhere, and make sure to always credit Sauce for their publicly posted art when shared. They’re kind enough to allow me to use pictures in my headcanon rambles and such, and I want to always give them the credit and praise they deserve for such wonderful art and creative stories and characters for us to play with. They’re awesome and deserve our support.

If you want content to see the project is still going strong, then you’re in luck! There was a recent update on the project over on the SnaccPop Studios’ twitter. Check out this beautiful background. Though, even more enticing is the voiced teaser of the project in this post. We finally get to publicly hear what Elias sounds like and get a glimpse into what the choices might be for the game.

Of course, there are more teasers up on the SnaccPop Studios Patreon, including nudes of Elias. There were some nudes posted by Sauce publicly on their now gone twitter, but tumblr might not take them as artistic nudity and might nuke my blog if I post any images that are too spicy.

That said, there have been brand new public posts with Elias’ fully clothed sprites over on twitter. Check them out here, and maybe say a kind word to the lovely artist while you’re there~

As for the older publicly posted art, there were a couple shown in a previous ask over here. Sadly, I don’t have the very first original concept art where Elias is putting a necklace on his living bride. I do, however, have a picture of big boy Elias carrying his new “bride” but he’s a bit too excited for me to share the picture here in its entirety.

Sadly, I can’t show the rest of this beautiful piece of art by Sauce to give you a better sense of just how big Elias is compared to Y/N (in more than one sense of the word), but the player stand in character here is also naked, and I’m not gonna roll the dice on whether gray anon booty will result in me being smote by the tumblr gods. Such a shame too.

You know, last time I posted a cropped spicy picture of Sauce’s, I wrote a steamy little snippet to go with it. To make up for the lack of the concept art and cropping this picture, how about I write a little Adults Only bit of spice here too? I don’t have my MC for the Groom of Gallagher Mansion solidified in my mind yet (though I do have a few thoughts) so maybe this would be a good excuse to expand my writing skills by trying to tackle some gender-neutral reader-insert fiction for once. I hope you enjoy it.

...

Elias was warmer than I expected for someone who had been dead for at least 100 years. I felt the heat rise where his bare skin touched mine. I knew that I was screwed when I agreed to tie the knot with the lonely ghost of Gallagher Mansion, but I didn’t really expect that literally.

For crying out loud, how could a ghost get a hardon, especially one so big?

Despite how crazy the situation was and how fast we rushed into this marriage, I couldn’t help but feel excited when he brushed up against my thighs as Elias scooped me up into his arms, all hot, hard, and faintly twitching when our skin made contact. He bit his lower lip in a failed attempt to stifle the noise he made that was suspiciously like a whimper.

Damn it. Why did Elias have to be so cute?

Elias lifted me just a little higher so that he could recover from the contact, taking a moment to… catch his breath? Or at least imitate it. Old habits die hard, even in death, it seemed.

I didn’t have much time to dwell on it, as I was caught by the charming smile he sent my way as he spoke my name with so much adoration that my racing heart sped up just a little more. “My dearest beloved, I can’t tell you how excited I am to finally consummate our love.”

“I can tell,” I said, and immediately I was rewarded by the darkening blue hue of his cheeks that I knew by now was a blush. I smirked as he sputtered for a moment, flustered. It was so fun to tease someone as innocent as him.

Elias cleared his throat as he composed himself. “Yes, well… how can I not be when my beloved consort is as beautiful and alluring as you?” He then smiled, almost devilishly, as I felt the fire in his smoldering gaze blaze through my already burning core. His voice dipped lower, growing in confidence as he leaned in closer. “And I can tell that you’re excited as well, beloved.”

My face burned hotter at that. I shouldn’t have been surprised that Elias noticed, considering every inch of me was laid bare before him, but I was still caught off-guard by his increasing boldness.

I was excited, despite how crazy the situation was. I wanted what was coming next, but it was impossible not to feel nervous, especially when I was expected to take something so big inside me. Could I even handle it? Would he even fit?

Still… a part of me really wanted to find out.

“Please be gentle with me,” I said softly. Sure, it was a cheesy old line, but it felt fitting right now.

“Of course, dearest!” Elias said, almost taken aback that I would assume anything less. “I would never do anything to bring you discomfort in any way.” A bit of his shyness slipped back in as he glanced away. “I might not have… experience in such…” He paused to clear his throat. “…Intimacy, but I promise that I will take care of all of your needs tonight and more.” He lowered his voice in a husky whisper as his burning gaze met mine. “All you need to do is ask, and I’ll gladly fulfill your every desire.”

The promise sent a shiver up my spine, and the way his fingers began to teasingly stroke my thigh coaxed me to spread my legs just a bit despite the precarious position I was in. I should have been off balance by the way he held me, but I supposed he was using his ghostly powers to levitate me more than he was using those muscular arms of his to hold me up.

Fuck it, I was in too deep already, so I might as well embrace this whole marriage deal and let my husband fill me even deeper.

Throwing away the last of my reservations, I grabbed his cheeks and pulled Elias in for a kiss. I think I displaced his head from his neck in my eagerness, and he jolted briefly, startled, but that melted away quickly as he returned the kiss with a passion I never felt with anyone alive. The taste of him was hot and exciting, drawing me in and making me hunger for more as he held me close.

As I ran my hands along my new husband’s muscular chest, I felt Elias start to explore me as well. I had to end the kiss to let out a gasp as his wandering fingers made their way between my legs and found my entrance.

I clung to him tightly as Elias gave me another devilish smirk, the touch of his fingers light and teasing as he circled my opening. I bit my lower lip to stifle a moan that slipped free as he slid a finger smoothly inside. I couldn’t help but squirm as he touched me so deeply, soon sliding in another finger just as easily.

Fuck. For someone inexperienced, Elias was really good with his hands.

“Oh my dearest,” Elias cooed as he skillfully played with my body like a fine instrument. “My beloved, my sweetest, my only love… You look so beautiful right now, writhing in my arms and making such cute sounds.” He kissed my cheek, then again, marking a trail to my ear. He spoke my name against my ear in a way that sent a shiver down my spine as his… breath(?) caressed me there. “Won’t you use that melodious voice of yours to say my name? Please, my dearest?”

“E-Elias,” I panted, and was immediately rewarded as he pumped his fingers in deeper, sending a jolt of pleasure through me. “Oh fuck, Elias!”

I tried to buck into his hand, but the position made it impossible for me to move much. I was at my husband’s mercy, helpless to do anything but writhe in his grasp and hold onto Elias tightly as he played a concert with my body, coaxing his name out of me again and again. He cooed my name in return as he spoke sweet words of love and praise as he drove me closer and closer to the edge until he sent me over it, screaming his name.

I may have been screwed by marrying Elias, but right now there was nothing I wanted more.

@channydraws @earthgirlaesthetic @sai-of-the-7-stars @cheriihoney @illary-kore @okamiliqueur    

[ghouliarestingplace]

The Orchid of Gallagher Mansion

part 2

I walk out of the dormitory and listen to music while walking to my class. I’m not that stupid or oblivious as people may think I am. Everyone uses masks, facades and little sorts of acts when dealing with people. In my case, I just don’t want to acknowledge Taylor’s crush on me. I assumed he would get over it if I friend zoned him enough. Anyone who uses ‘buddy’ and “pal” is a telltale sign, especially for nerds, which Taylor is. A big red headed nerd. It’s cute. He’s obvious with his feelings, it’s not hard to read him. Especially after finding his fanfic. Call it a bad trait, but I like to read my fair share of smut and Taylor can write. It was funny at first, until I realized just how deep his feelings for me run. It’s so comical how obvious he is with his feelings. Sometimes I want to bring it up, hoping he’ll get over me and move on to someone else.

It’s not that I don’t like Taylor, I think he’s nice and a great guy. I just think we’d work better as friends. I don’t think I’ve ever truly liked someone, much less feel romantic love for anyone. I’m not exactly that connected to my emotions, or rather I know I’d be hung up on the person in my dreams. Which is a big factor as to why I even joined the club. As much as I like Taylor and think of him as a good friend, I would not be able to stand spending as much time with one single person as I do with Taylor. Honestly, I wait for the day parallel play is a normalized for dates. I wanted to figure out why I keep having reoccurring dreams. Glimpses of memories I’ve never lived…maybe a ghost attached itself to me when I was young. Maybe I have some sort of spiritual power? But I’ve never been able to connect with the dead or anything like that. And I don’t like buying vintage things. I mean, even if I count thrifting, what are the odds of getting a cursed item? The most likely things cursed in thrift stores are those VHS tapes. You never know if you’re getting some weird homemade 80s porno about clowns or an overly saturated movie with a hot clown. So far, I’ve only been able to narrow down to these possibilities;

either I was cursed before my birth and my parents used to be apart of cult (which is highly unlikely. My family is rather superstitious and do NOT like dealing with anything that is perceived as the dark arts.

The government really did put something in the water and I’m slowly going insane (Taylor severely thinks drinking tap is the worst thing someone can do, there the water is laced with tiny microchips and that’s how they’re watching us.)

Lastly, which I think might be the most possible one, is that I’m having memories from my past life. That I’m either connected to something or have some sort of unfinished business from my past life that I promised to remember in this one. (I saw this happen in a novella, but like…it can’t be true right? Wouldn’t I have met my so called ‘soulmate’ by now?)     

It doesn’t matter what the possibilities are. I just can’t figure it out. Taylor thinks I was abducted by aliens who like to implant false memories in my head. But Taylor believes apple was based off alien technology from area 51, so I don’t put much stock in his ideas unless he has proper research. I’m just going to have to figure this out on my own. Taylor hates it when I talk about this ‘mysterious dream demon’ and thinks I should just ignore it until it goes away.        

It doesn’t matter what the possibilities are. I just can’t figure it out. Taylor thinks I was abducted by aliens who like to implant false memories in my head. But Taylor believes apple was based off alien technology from area 51, so I don’t put much stock in his ideas unless he has proper research. I’m just going to have to figure this out on my own. Taylor hates it when I talk about this ‘mysterious dream demon’ and thinks I should just ignore it until it goes away.

But this doesn’t just go away. It lives, it breathes, and it becomes a part of you. And then you start to think that it is you. The familiarity of it, the way it feels so real, that deep down you know that its---

“and that’s all for class today!” The professor announces.

I’m snapped out of my thoughts, and I look to see my phone is flooded with messages from Taylor.

“Fuck, that’s right the meeting.”

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“OH MY GOD, THE JUGGLING CLUB? WHEN I SEE THAT UNGODLY NO-GOOD IAN DUFF IT’S OVER! IT IS ON SIGHT- IT’S ON AERA 50-61! IT’S GOING DOWN!” Taylor is fuming. The meeting did NOT go well whatsoever. It was a disaster and now we only have, what three days? To get more members. I always told Taylor he needed to advertise the club better. Like, I don’t know have weekly horror movie night, or host paranormal scouting nights or fuck—anything! Literally anything, there so many horror fans, paranormal, and conspiracy theorists that he could be capitalizing on. But whenever I bring up ideas like that, he says “I am NOT selling out!” Like most nerds, Taylor likes to secretly gatekeep. It’s frustrating to see him put in so much work but he’s so strong headed about his ideals and he’s just so stubborn. Sighing, I refill my mug and sit back at the table as I read articles about Gallagher mansion. Groaning, I push my laptop away from me as my brain is literally fried. Subconsciously I scratch my neck. It’s Taylor who catches me this time. “You’ve been scratching your neck a lot lately.” He notes, shooting me a worried look. I stop and roll my shoulders. “My birthmark has been itching for some reason. Maybe I’m not drinking enough water.” He hmms and goes back to work. “You got a unique birthmark, (name). Are you sure you weren’t abducted by aliens when you were born?” I want to say he’s joking, I really do, but he looks at me skeptically. “Taylor Potts, have you been watching me?” I smirk at him and he blushes before stammering while making some bizarre excuse that he’s trying to keep the reptiloids from taking over the world or something. But he’s right, I have an odd birthmark. It’s in the shape of a star. I Stare off into space as things go silent, Taylor goes back into the motions of researching while I sit in silence.

I look over to Taylor who’s writing notes down and staring at his laptop with an angry glare as he mutters “fuckin’ juggling club’ It makes me laugh. Getting up, I make us more coffee. I look back to my laptop and side eye my switch and grab non caffeinated tea for me. Someone has to be functional to explore that mansion tomorrow.

“Taylor, cursing and hexing the juggling club won’t save our ass. “ I set the coffee next to him and look at his laptop. I sit down and look at the script, tuning out his rant about clowns and juggling. “Tay, most people are just joining to be ironic. Most people wanna join just to say “how do I juggle these?” I say, waiting for Taylor to catch on. “Juggle these what?” Taylor asking, pausing his work and looking at me with a skeptical brow. I smile from ear to earn and say:  “juggle deez ballz!” I can’t stop laughing. Taylor is beat red and standing from his chair, he gasp and grabs me by the collar. “DID YOU JOIN THE JUGGLING CLUB?” I can’t give a proper answer as I’m laughing my head off. Replaying the moment from the last juggling club meeting. “YOU DID!” He lets me go and looks at me like I stepped in shit. I finally calmed down and smile at him. “Look, I went there after they brought up taking our club room to the student president. Unlike you I attend the club congress meetings. It’s because of my people skills that we kept that club room for so long and got away with as much shit as we did.” I push my hair off my shoulder. “Anyways, even if I’m not allowed at anymore meetings, everyone keeps saying “juggle deez balls” and Ian Duff, can stay mad.” Taylor stills for a second then laughs.

I smile too, finally happy that Tay isn’t in such a twist anymore. I look over my lines then back to the dress I’m supposed to wear tomorrow night.

“Juggle deez balls, Ian fucking Duff.”  

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Elias Gallagher (The Groom Of Gallagher Mansion)

Sunny Day Jack (Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack)

Bo (Dachabo)

Commander Peepers (Wander Over Yonder)

Wander (Wander Over Yonder)

Meta Knight (Kirby)

Magolor (Kirby)

Taranza (Kirby)

Wilt (FHFIF)

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)

Howdy Pillar (Welcome Home)

Eddie Dear (Welcome Home)

Jax (The Amazing Digital CIrcus)

Caine (The Amazing Digital CIrcus)

Hex (Monster Prom)

Chilchuck (Dungeon Meshi)

Authorized Humans List

Kiwi (Wandersong)

Ingo (Pokemon)

Emmet (Pokemon)

Taylor (The Groom Of Gallagher Mansion)

Laios (Dungeon Meshi)

Alan (My Dear Hatchet Man)

Stu (My Dear Hatchet Man)

More characters will be added as the mod gain interest in them.

But here are our request rules:

Feel free to request NSFW but... understand that I will not write any unsanitary, unconsentual kinks. I have a right to deny any request!

Don't request anything that could fall under the category of 'proship'. This includes things like incest, pedophilia, non-con, etc.

Request only ships between the roster and x-readers! If it's not on the roster, then they do not exist. (It's totally not because I don't know how to write for them.)

No Female Readers. Nothing against them, of course. But this writer wants to write about only male readers at the moment.

When requesting, specify if you'd like your drabble to be platonic or romantic! This is so you get your idea made into reality.

No Heavy Angst. This is a happy blog. So, unfortunately, not many angst requests will be accepted. Those that do will usually get a happy ending. I will write for unhealthy relationships here and there but it'll always be specified and will not be romanticized.

No Au's. Mostly because I may not be very familiar with them! Although I will say, if it gets written for before: you may ask for them again.

That's all! Feel free to go nuts in the inbox! It will never be closed.

~This post was made by MOD COMET~

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Giving my fave ghosthunter Taylor a little spotlight this time around. 👻👻👻

This isn’t exactly a scene from the game but I was heavily inspired by the “hopscotch” scene from corpse bride

[incognitonoggin]

I be seeing the most sexy, beautiful, mouthwatering and ethereal mf ever and realize they’re just PIXELS 😔

[threadsun]

Balloon Anon Asks: "Yooooo Sun do you have any ideas about how Elias and Taylor would operate as yanderes? I love love love their regular selves but I can't stop thinking about how hot yan Elias would be (and I love hearing you talk about your pathetic meow meow Taylor lmao) -Balloon anon"

Content: yandere content, manipulation, kidnapping, victim blaming, stealing, shrine, stalking

Elias:

The simple fact of the matter is that he's stronger than he lets on. And knows his own powers more than you think

He's had over a century to practice, after all. Do you really think you're the first human he's interacted with? No, you're simply the first one to catch his eye

You've only really seen the tip of the iceberg. Putting you to sleep, making the house appear more put together than it truly is, letting you see glimpses of his past... That's all simple. The first things he learned he could do, in fact. He's far more in control of them than he seems, and everything he does is tactical

Those visions? He wants you to see them. Wants you to know him, to pity him, to feel guilty for trying to manipulate him. He knows exactly what you're doing, and he'll play the unfortunate fool until he's got you right where he wants you

Marrying him may not be legally binding, but it's certainly magically binding. The moment you swear yourself to him, you cannot leave the house. Not unless he gives you permission, at least. You are bound to obey his every command, as his spouse

If you try to leave him without marrying him, you'll soon learn just how powerful he is. The house is at his beck and call, so the moment you try to leave, the doors and windows collapse into dangerous piles of rubble that you'd have to be insane to try to climb over

He'll continue to play innocent, to pretend his powers control him rather than the other way around. You can't blame him, can you? It's his emotions doing this, not him! If you hadn't rejected him so callously, perhaps this wouldn't have happened...

Taylor:

Taylor is, unsurprisingly, more of a pathetic little simp about his obsession with you

He has a collection of things from you. Not quite a shrine, but... well, okay it's a bit of a shrine. He keeps it all on a shelf the same way someone else might keep anime figurines

He keeps your used napkins, your empty cups, every scrap of paper you've written on during OHSIC meetings, every jacket you've forgotten in the club room. Every time he's been to your room, he's come back with a trophy. A pair of underwear, some socks, your pillow case... not that he'll let you see any of it

We already know he writes steamy fic about the two of you. What you don't know is that he's commissioned horny art of the two of you fucking. He pretends it's just two of his OCs, but it's pretty clear if you look at them that it's just you two

Part of the reason he's so insistent about the OHSIC continuing is that it takes up a lot of your time. Time that you could otherwise be using to party or hang out with other people. Taylor can't let that happen, he needs to know what you're doing at all times. And if you two are the only members, that's even better!

The more desperate he gets, the more danger he's willing to put you in if it means keeping you to himself. And the more he's willing to fake things like ghost sightings so that the club can keep going. He'll do anything to keep you by his side

He will stalk you on any date you try to go on, and he'll come up with some way to sabotage it if it seems like it's going too well. He tries to tell himself that he's doing it for your sake, that it's what's best for you

[paranormal-romantic]

Hello hello once again! Another throwaway post I think as this will only pertain to UDDUP and it’s 5 am here and brain don’t think completely lol

So for UDDUP- I want to write a sort of B plot with the theme of flowers and the language of said flowers because one of the first images I saw of Elias there was a lily in his breast pocket which to most was probably nothing but to *me* sparked the little knowledge I knew of flower languages and how lilies symbolize death (& sometimes rebirth, as most flowers kinda do because they grow- duh).

So for the character I have in mind for this story I want to write- there are at least 5-6 characters, though two of the six will be main characters (seeing as one will be the main character/reader) but what I’ve developed for 5 of these characters and their flower/flower language are as follows:

MC - Peony

Elias Gallagher - Lotus to White Lily(?) (wilting?)

[X] Gallagher? - Orchids

Edmund [X] - Yellow Tulips

So this may seem like rubbish but let me try to explain it.

MC is the main character (or reader insert) and I wanted to pair them with Peony because I’ve been obsessed with naming a character Peo as I feel it’s fairly gender neutral and junk.

Elias Gallagher is our ghostly boi in question. As I mentioned before he was (assuming) buried with a lily- though if I were to portray him as a lotus- I read somewhere (which when I start to write this with the b-plot, I’ll use only one source and so these flowers will probably change as I want their meanings to mirror the characters) they were a sign of emptiness- or more so without a passion (with Elias’ life before I feel would best reflect this). Again- these are subject to change as I used different sources for these meanings.

For the next few characters I won’t reveal who they are yet nor their names as they are subject to change and I like a little mystery hehe.

X Gallagher I wanted to pair with orchids as they symbolize misunderstood sexual symbols - I was debating between this and Dahlias because those tend to symbolize death but at the moment I think I would rather use that for a name as I would like to throw a bit of a twist to this flower language b-plot.

Edmund X I am pretty stuck on the flower of language being the yellow tulip as I found it can mean romantic feelings for one that is often disguised as friendly. Another plot twist in both the a and b plots that I would probably reveal in the ladder of the two before the formerly name plot as I like to throw in clues to reveal what will come up as subtly as possible for when those interested look back think ‘this has been a long time coming’ kinda idea tehehe.

As for the last character(s) I hadn’t assigned a singular one for a certain flower but for one of the Mr. and Mrs. I would love to include the lily of the valley as I adore the said flower and from what I’ve found they symbolize ‘to be together and happy once again’ which I think would really suit one of the two unnamed characters I mentioned before.

And that’s what I have thus far for this particular idea for this story.

I would also like to mention that while this may be a slow start- I’m not trying to rush myself as I do have a life outside of this story and I think it might be best suited to be released at a later date (like idk Halloween muahaha!!)

I meant to type more but I fell asleep on the computer so if I think of more I’ll make another post or edit this one.

[echantedtoon]

Until Death Do you Vow Masterlist

SUMMERY: 'Never make a promise you can't keep' and 'wake the dead' are two figures of speech that should never EVER go together. Nor should it be a good idea to do a paranormal investigation in a cemetery while still angry at your ex.

INFO: The Groom of Gallagher Mansion Semi Corpse Bride Au. 

DISCLAIMERS AND WARNINGS!! The game that these characters are from is for 18+ folks only. While this story will be absolutely sfw the game itself is not and contains things ONLY for an 18+ audience.  I do NOT in anyway own the game or characters. They belong to their rightful owners. I do not own the movie Corpse Bride either. I also don't own the coverart which is a pic from their merch line. I only own this story here. In the beginning it will have a character briefly from the game Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack which is also a game for ONLY 18+ folks and that I ALSO do NOT own!! It's only referenced here and not part of the story.

There WILL be mentioning of death, murder, blood, etc. those parts will have warnings at the top of the chapters. If ANY chapters come with warnings PLEASE READ AND HEED THEM!!!)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11 (End)