whenever i play overwatch with friends i’m always super tired and either don’t say things correctly, or don’t hear things correctly.
so, a few times, certain characters’s names get mixed around. and they are hilarious.
then we refuse to call them anything else. here are all the names we’ve replaced.
bastion - bastard
torbjörn - tour bus
baptiste - baptist
brigitte- baguette
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sometimes I see people calling Aziraphale selfish in an accusatory way, as if it's a flaw that needs to be smoothed out, as if it isn't a trait that is at once defiant and emancipating, as if his selfishness isn't mostly wielded in an empowering and kind way, as if it's categorically bad to want things for yourself, to enjoy them, to have and keep them, as if selfish isn't the most revolutionary thing an angel can be
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I'VE JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
IT WASN'T A VISUAL GAG OF MAKING HIM LOOK TALLER TO ALLUDE TO HIS SENSE OF SUPERIORITY OVER XAIDA
IT WAS FORESHADOWING
FUCK
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The'll show you who's boss and then laugh at you 💙❤️
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The power tool was such a pain in the ass.
( i _ i )
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One Teague Martin for the Dunwall Days fanzine project @10yearsofdishonoredzine
Also available on my INPRNT and RedBubble!
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My husband just cheated on me IN FRONT OF MY EYES with one of MY FAVORITE FOLLOWERS
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Graves: Hey, Soap.
Soap: What.
Graves: What do you call it when your captain and your transport both tried to get to me first when I arrived on site?
Soap: I don't care--
Graves: A race to the bottom.
Soap:
Graves: *grins and walks away*
Soap:
Soap: *drawing his sidearm* I promise I won't hurt 'im that bad--
Gaz: Soap, no--
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