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Price: the important thing is that we stay calm

Ghost, taking out a knife: I'm calm

Soap, with C4 in his hand: So calm

Gaz, loading a gun: We're the calmest lot you've ever seen

Price, holding a shotgun: I'm glad we're all on the same page

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Price: YOU DUMB CUNTS

Ghost, Gaz, & Soap: *flinch*

Price: Not you, boys

Soap: Oh thank god

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Price: Right, today's October- ... oh god today's the first of October

Nik: I can hear the boss music already

Price: Nik, brace yourself

Nik: I'm braced

Teen!Ghost from upstairs: HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN-

Teen!Gaz: SI SHUT UP

Price: Oh no-

Nik: Ah, it has begun

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Ghost: I need to tell you...

Price: ...Yeah?

Ghost: How much it pains me to say Soap did something right in this report.

Price: Oh aye?

Ghost: Cuts me to the core.

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Graves: Really? What's my problem?

Soap: You skip leg day

Gaz: *wheezes*

Price: No he doesn't

Soap: ... what do you mean by that, cap?

Gaz: YEA WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

Price: We... work out together

Graves: Yea, "work out"

Soap:

Price: ... listen-

Gaz: I have KorTac's colonel's number DON’T MAKE ME USE IT

Price: USE IT FOR WHAT!?

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Keegan, staring blankly at Logan: You're bald by choice?

Logan, freshly shaven: I guess?

Keegan: Trying to be like Rorke?

Logan:

Kick: Oh my god-

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Rorke: Time to go to hell, kid

Logan: wha-

Rorke: *grabs him by the vest and starts dragging him away*

Logan: *screams*

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I have gotten to the point that I have done so many quotes that now when I get an idea for one I wonder "did I do that already?" because there is a chance that I have

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Price & Graves: *holding hands* Soap: I don't approve of this Ghost: Wow I thought you were bi? Soap: THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AND YOU KNOW IT

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Graves: You look like you cry watching nature documentaries Ghost: I- Graves: About BUGS Ghost: LISTEN- Soap: ... oh my god, do you actually? Ghost: SHUT UP

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Alex: FARAH'S ANGRY AT ME

Gaz: She is?

Alex, crying: SHE'S SO MAD I WANT TO DIE

Gaz: whoa- Alex it's not that bad!

Alex: I ANGERED MY QUEEN OFF WITH MY HEAD

Gaz: Oh my god- Alex-

Alex: INTO THE DUNGEON- LOCK ME AWAY

Gaz: Oh- Oh you, sir, are going to piss me off if you don't dial it back

Alex:

Gaz: ... I didn't mean-

Alex: *scream crying*

Gaz: OH MY GOD

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Hey yes I had an idea :D

The Shadows playing the floor is lava and Graves is just staring in either confusion or disappointment when there's a scream and Nik just climbs something random

That is all have a good day/night

When on Shadow Company's home base, anything may happen. And out of all of 141's members and allies, Nik was the quickest to adapt and go with the flow. Graves was happy that at least one boyfriend got along more than well with his Shadows.

But maybe he got along with them a little too quickly. He was almost eager to befriend them all and be the favorite of Shadow Company's allies. Graves noticed how Nik wanted to make the Shadows like him even though they already did. He was in on some inside jokes that Graves was excluded from!

"Alright, ladies, we got a job with 141-''

Normally when there was a guest they behaved, but Nikolai wasn't a guest by this point.

"THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"

Graves didn't even get a chance to scold the Shadow who interrupted him. The Shadows where scrambling, climbing on desks, filing cabinets -- And he was a little distracted by Nik jumping on him within seconds of the Shadow yelling. Graves stood longer than expected with his boyfriend (who is almost double his size) suddenly on his back.

But he didn't stay standing for longer, collapsing to the floor, Nik crushing him to the floor. Shadows were howling in laughter and Nik was refusing defeat, trying to keep off the floor and only on Graves. And Graves had no choice but to wait until Nik got off.

"Babe- Can't breathe-"

Thankfully Nikolai cared more for his health than a game... at least he cares when he's actually thinking, because apparently in the moment not even his boyfriend mattered more than winning.

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average konni group chat. excuse my terrible photoshop

HSHSHHDJHDJKKD PERFECT

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Okay, so two ideas/thoughts but they’re both within the same realm;

1. Price being a serial eavesdropper on conversations, doesn’t matter who. Alejandro and Rudy gossiping in Spanish? That man is listening in. Farah swearing in Arabic under her voice? He caught that too. Dad glared included.

2. Along similar lines, but it’s just the idea of Price having to work as a translator for his team because Laswell refuses to get them one when Price can do it just fine himself. Plus, he may have started to piss off all the translators Laswell did bring in by correctly them, constantly.

He is such a gossip but fights so hard to keep that a secret. He's learned many languages for his line of work and during his childhood studies, so yes he's picked up on many, many juicy conversations.

Russian? Once he learned the kind of things Chimera talks about (after several lessons with Nik and Laswell) he committed to learning many other languages that he didn't already have under his belt. The delight he felt when learning that Rudy was a bitchy gossip, and the sheer joy he felt when Rudy started gossiping with him. 'Chisme Time' was sacred, Price was willing to fight over it.

While his knowledge in the absurd amount of languages he knew was useful, it also was a pain in the ass. Because when Price wasn't eavesdropping and gathering gossip, he was generally being a pain. Soap and Ghost have not know peace since they mistakenly entrusted Price to hear the bit of Spanish they learned while working with the Los Vaqueros. The judgement they felt was enough to make them mutter their words and trail off, finding it impossible to look Price in the eye. He was worse than Rudy.

Translators? They have one: Price. If he doesn't know the language already he's taking lessons in that very moment. He's so quick in learning them. Maybe it was a desire to never be caught off guard, to always be ready. Maybe it was conditioned in him to strive for overachievement, to be the best even when it wasn't needed.

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About the recent post about Price being a good swordsman. Maybe it's because he learnt fencing as a child? (Since he grew up in a rich household) so maybe that's why he doesn't want to talk about it? Because he had all these 'hobbies' which were pressured on him as a child such as fencing and other 'posh' activities that his parents made him do.

Price being very talented in several unknown hobbies. He is a very skilled swordsman, he has excellent horsemanship and even as an adult he's still had joy in being around horses. His father let him play football for many years until he deemed it inappropriate. Football faded out and music faded in.

Violin, piano, cello, anything his mother was interested in at that moment. Music was the one thing she had control over, it made Price seem classical and since he was naturally gifted unlike his siblings, his parents decided to invest the majority of his time into it. His mother pushed him for recitals, having high expectations for him. Too high in his opinion.

Music became a part of him by the time he finally joined the military to get away. He never was able to find a way to get back into football beyond watching games, so Price settled for that. Let everyone know him as a sports lover, maybe experience his talent in music. But that was the most he was willing to share.

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idk if this is the right blog to send this to but I cannot get this concept out of my head.

the konni have a meme culture much like the shadows, and while Makarov was in prison they got kinda out of hand.

for a while it was funny to make badly edited PSA posters with makarov's face on them with captions like 'commander wants you to stop leaving shit on the counters' or 'commander wants you to stop making out in the munitions closet'

once Makarov gets out they go around taking them all down before he gets there but they forget a few. every so often Makarov enters a part of the building only to be met with a crudely edited picture of his face above a caption reminding his soldiers not to do some stupid shit

The memes definitely started with 'remember the commander is watching always' or something similar, a ploy to get everyone to keep behaving and working hard while Makarov was in prison. Then it took one jokester to put those words over Makarov's mugshot and place the picture in a bathroom stall for it all to spiral out of control.

There is a Makarov version of almost every popular reaction meme, all with various pictures of their beloved commander, some of these pictures having been secretly taken for unknown reasons, all for them to surface for this strange meme war. Who can outdo the last? Where is the worst (best) place to plaster Makarov's face?

When the commander was finally returning, they all scrambled to remove the posters. Hunting in the most obscure places in their compound for any overlooked memes. It was a race, done days before Makarov was breached from the gulag. And they thought they managed to get them all.

But Milena was keeping note of every meme and kept them in a folder with her other documents that were to help get Makarov back up to date. She didn't write down names, no that would spoil the fun far too quickly. She just kept dates, simple data, numbers, for Makarov. And she enjoyed watching his face become stone as he looked through every meme with great care.

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Soap & Ghost: *holding hands*

Gaz: You two are why I'll stay single

Soap: hater

Gaz: YEP. EVERY DAMN DAY