#bc he’s there for tvd but ugh

[littlelordfuckler0y]

social media!au for tvd where the reader is dating damon plsss :) i love ur writing sm ❤️

Hi hi thank you so much lovely

I rarely do social media aus anymore but I’ll never ignore reqs so (this took me 1 million years I’m so sorry) 😭

Damon Salvatore x fem!reader Instagram au

yourusername it’s in the eyes they say

@Carebear oh my god are we keeping it???

@stefaNN18 I’m not saying we shouldn’t but sometimes it gets so annoying

@yourusername We could all collectively take turns to look after it

@Carebear YES! We’d have to name it something!!

@stefaNN18 I thought we were talking about Damon…

@Bonbonnie why are the eyebrows so high

@Yourusername he thinks he looks intimidating

@Dam0nsalvatore thinks???

carebare Y/n - 0 Damon - 1

@Yourusername No power in the world will make me voluntarily get up, get dressed and go to the bar

@gilbertelenaaa Amen!

@Enzoofficial So I got bailed on the outing bc of HER?

@Yourusername Guilty your honour

@Enzoofficial YOU—

@Dam0nsalvatore No actually I still couldn’t get her to leave the house and we stayed in and watched Netflix👍

@Carebare as it should be!

bonbonnie Stealing y/n’s phone so she could be “present” present at the girl’s trip

@gilbertelenaaaa so far so good! (She is like a whining toddler for a her phone)

@Carebare And to think Damon could have this effect🤮

@StefaNN so this is why Damon’s constantly sending death threats in the group chat

@Enzoofficial No mate that’s on you he doesn’t like loosing super mario cart apparently

@Dam0nsalvatore I’ve not talked to her this whole day wdym 🙄

@Bonbonnie We’ve seen you on FaceTime 5 times today????

yourusername update: we’re keeping it!!!!!!

@Bonbonnie YESSSSS!!!

@enzoofficial how about we name it demon spawn?

@Yourusername why would we…? Why would anyone?

@enzoofficial it sounds edgy and cool

@Dam0nsalvatore you can tell who he prefers more

@Yourusername no need to be smug about it

@Carebare POOKIE BEAR🥹

@stefaNN18 really? Can’t we give this a second thought? He doesn’t even help around the house and takes my car without permission

@Yourusername what?

@Dam0nsalvatore he’s referring to me

Dam0nsalvatore a few more glasses of wine and this will get real funny

tagged: your username

@stefaNN18 ugh keep it pg 13??

@Carebare As if we can’t hear you guys🙄

@Dam0nsalvatore What are you talking about I meant funny as in JUST funny

@gilbertelenaaaa y/n is immortal in chess

@Enzoofficial your woman is a vicious cheater at this game if you even care

@Yourusername I did NOT cheat you just suck at chess + cry me a river + grow up + you’re British + unfunny + I beat you 4 times

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[masterlist]

HI IM NOT DEAD

I LOVE YOU <3333333333

[so-long-soldier-writes]

I have no irl friends or mutuals who are Kai Stans so I figured I’d send you an ask about it because you’re my fave Kai account. I just rewatched that episode after the merge where Kai tried to kill Liv with that candle and couldn’t bring himself to do it and I have never felt so emotionally conflicted in my life. Like on one hand, bad Kai don’t murder people. But on the other hand, he looked so genuinely upset to be wrestling with his conflicting emotions and I just wanted to hug him

Okay, first of all, I'm honored to be your fave. I feel like I say this a lot, but I'm absolutely melting!🩷Hearing that people enjoy the things I write always makes me smile, and I think about those kinds of comments on the daily. Second, I rarely answer asks this quickly; I usually write out a response over a few days and edit it over a few more, but this got me so freaking excited because I JUST watched that episode and had the same feelies you're describing. Third, I will gladly be a mutual with you, whether you want to stay on anon or not! (I am so shy and weird irl, but I love talking to people on here, especially fellow Kai stans!!) (I don't talk to anyone irl about Kai, not even my mom who's watching tvd, bc I just KNOW she's gonna be like... you like this guy? 🤨 and i'll be awkwardly trying to defend him like he's not the love of my life. also, i love my mom and we're super close, but every time she watches an episode, she needs to remind me how much she loves matt donovan 😵‍💫)

But back to the point, yes, I literally watched that same episode / scene last night! And ugh, it gives me so many different feelings, too.

We really got to see the internal struggle he was having in that moment. Earlier, he had mentioned he was writing to Jo, and that he was crying, but in this scene, we actually got to see the emotions he may have been feeling while writing it. He was already exhausted and overwhelmed from trying to astral project into 1994 to help Bonnie, which is another huge display of emotion, and now he's facing his innate need to protect himself verses a whole new slew of feelings he doesn't understand.

On top of that, I don't think he actually wanted any of his siblings dead. I think he was just so void of emotion from all his trauma and abuse that he came to believe the only way to survive was if they were to die. He is, and always will be a sociopath; there's no way to unwire his brain, but Luke's emotions gave him all these feelings he hasn't felt in decades. Part of not wanting to kill Liv was definitely Luke preventing him, but I think part of it, too, was his own feelings.

Just thinking about it… sociopathy develops around the ages of 14-16; Kai is technically 40 years old. He was completely isolated for so long, and then thrust into this loud, complicated, modern world that he doesn't understand. He still has to fight to survive; his family still hates him 18 years later. When he finally accomplishes his "task" - to survive, his family hates him even more, and, since survival equals the merge, he now has feelings to battle on top of all these other new struggles.

Then in that scene, he's trying to make up for the hurt he put his sister (Jo) through, and then Bonnie. He offers empathy to Jeremy, helping him reach Bonnie even after Liv stabs him. He's a bit puzzled on what he should feel for Liv. At the moment, she's just in his way of accomplishing these other "tasks," but Luke won't let him hurt her, and he's fighting with himself about it. And that's a lot. Luke is overwhelming him; his own emotions are overwhelming him.

He needs a hug. And a nap. Both. Personally, I wanted to jump through the screen and give him a hug, then let him fall asleep while I held him and promised to keep him safe.

He's just begging for some kind of security throughout the season. He looks to Bonnie and Damon for it, hoping the three of them can escape the prison world together; hoping he can trust them; that they won't leave him there any longer. He looks for it by merging, knowing if he wins, he secures his spot in the coven; he can't be killed. He tries to make amends with Damon, helping him find his mom, and Bonnie, trying to apologize. Even Jo; he feels sick and he goes to his sister, who's a doctor, because she knows her trade; she can help him; provide him with some clue of what's going on, because he doesn't understand. He doesn't want to be left behind on his own again. He wants someone to trust him, and trust that he's trying to be better. But that's exactly what happens when he's trapped in 1903, and then, of course, he snaps again, because he realizes no one is going to change their minds about him, and no one is going to offer the basic human needs he so desperately has wanted for decades.

If someone just gave him a freaking hug and a second chance, things would've went a lot differently for everyone involved.

It's their own fault, honestly, that the season ended the way it did, (speaking, of course, as if the writers were not writing, and that the characters chose the course of the story). Kai, I believe, is extremely intelligent, and knew exactly how to hurt every single person who directly or indirectly hurt him. He found a little bit of security in Lily Salvatore - all he really wanted - and with that little boost of confidence from the wrong person, was able to deliver absolute chaos and destruction where he deemed necessary.

But now, on a completely unrelated note, I also have three random things to say about this scene. Given the chance to talk about it, I feel I must. One, I find it absolutely hilarious how Kai and Liv throw silverware at each other almost every time they fight. The camera pans to a fork or a knife, and suddenly, it's in the other's neck. Makes me wonder how family dinners went in that household. 😅 Two, when he was pouring alcohol on her, all I could think was damn, he's just gonna set that whole mansion on fire and everyone in it. That huge, expensive, historic, mansion, just to burn one girl. Three, I also couldn't stop looking at that sadistic smile. How happy he seemed to get over the "prospect of getting to watch someone burn to death," right before he couldn't bring himself to do it. His dark eyes do something to me. And the fact that he was already covered in his own sweat and tears from, again, over-exhaustion, just had me watching with absolute heart eyes. Maybe I should go to therapy.

But yes, I feel the conflicting emotions. I really wanted him to not kill her, because I didn't want him to prove them all right. I really wanted him to be redeemed because he deserved it so much. But at the same time….. he just looked so hot doing it.

[kaizsche]

Anakin and Elena is a really awesome pairing! Have you considered other Star Wars and The Vampire Diaries characters together? I think Elijah and Padme’ would make a lot of sense!

before anything else, anon you are fucking brilliant.

honestly, i haven't considered pairing off other characters because @qvnthesia and i were mostly focused on anakin and elena's possibility as a couple. we're both sw & tvd fans and we couldn't resist the temptation of pairing these two off.

the moment your ask notified me i literally screamed on discord with @qvnthesia about it LMAO q's hands were shaking so hard she couldn't type properly at the prospect of elijah/padme bc thinking about them now is just. ugh. perfection. like AHIDUHAWIDUAIDGAIGDIUAGDIA

okay, now for the ask... for some reason i feel like... obi-wan/bonnie. obi could assume the mentor role with bonnie, especially with magic. he could help her control it, caution her against dark spells. teach her that just because she's a bennett that she can abuse the magic given to her. idk. if i had the time to write it i could incorporate jedi powers as magic as well. maybe. idk. he could protect her too.

@qvnthesia i need your help with this one - what other characters do you consider shipped together?

[leclerced]

https://www.tumblr.com/enchantecafe/740511301853446144/youve-gotten-me-hooked-on-tvd-now-yeah-and

I was on the first episode yesterday giving my boyfriend a play by play on the phone and then suddenly out of nowhere my boyfriend heard me laughing and going “oh shit he just got thrown through the wall. that’s kinda hot, that wall was so not made out of bricks.” also Stefan is kinda.

-🩰

ugh i love the play by play thats honestly so cute and makes me want a bf. seasons two-four are probs my favs, my fav characters are introduced in s2 and shit rly goes down after that !!! stefan is honestly a fav character bc hes fucking crazy. u will understand later.

[dhampiravidi]

Henry Creel/Vecna (Stranger Things) vs. Kai Parker (Vampire Diaries)

why am I wondering what would happen if Vecna (from Stranger Things; ugh I love JCB) met Kai Parker (from Vampire Diaries; not Legacies)? I didn’t even watch ST & I never finished TVD. Tbh, I just wanna know who would win in a fight. So I looked at the wikia for each show:

Vecna/Henry Creel (so after his full gross transformation)

Telepathy/Psychic (Hallucination) Projection

Mindscape Creation

Upside Down - Earth Gate Creation

Psychic Creation

Hive Mind Connection

Telekinesis/Pain Infliction

Psychic Resistance

Regenerative Healing Factor

(& he’s naturally manipulative I guess)

Weaknesses: psychic inhibitor chip, exhaustion, music, willpower of another, physical attacks, hive mind connection

Kai Parker (as a Heretic, not a Spirit of Hell)

Siphoning: can siphon from himself or others to cast spells

Spell Casting

Potion Brewing

Telekinesis/Pain Infliction

Pyrokinesis (is this a spell??)

Super Strength/Speed/Agility/Senses/Durability

Healing Factor

Immortality

Mind Compulsion

Enhanced Emotions (increase strength, decrease logic)

(with age) Telepathy

Weaknesses: broken neck, desiccation, fire, magic, vervain, werewolf venom, wood, sunlight (w/o enchanted jewelry), death via heart extraction or decapitation

If it's in the Upside Down, Vecna will win w/in maybe 10 minutes, due to Kai being confused & Vecna being empowered by the environment. On Earth...it gets interesting. I don't know who would have the stronger willpower/overall strength--we don't see many instances of psychic vampire powers in TVD, other than compulsion which is frequent. If Kai could compel Vecna w/o him resisting, Kai would win. Kai is probably physically stronger, but Vecna could shove him using his own telekinesis before Kai got close. Vecna could also (TW for GORE) separate Kai's head or heart from his body to kill him & I'm sure he's evil enough to think of doing that. When it comes to Vecna's fear illusions...I don't even know what Kai's fear is, other than maybe being alone forever (like in the Prison Worlds).

People debate whether Kai was a psychopath or sociopath before the Merge (when he gained Luke's empathy), usually w/o understanding the definitions of each. In essence, psychopaths react with heightened negative emotions (like rage), while sociopaths often fake emotion to manipulate people, as their only real drive/"need" is to dominate others. I'd say Kai was neither (he simply grew insane after years of psychological abuse and physical neglect, leading him to a psychic break -> him killing his siblings -> him thinking that hurting people is OK), evidenced by his show of emotions even before the Merge. Vecna, I'd say, is a sociopath (no, I don't have a degree in Psychology). Anyway, I bring this up because vampires are said to become more deadly 1) when they have their "switch" on (they can feel emotions) & they get angry OR 2) when they have their "switch" off. The 1st situation leaves a vampire open to attack if they're too angry to behave logically, while the 2nd situation typically makes a vampire both shrewd & uncaring when it comes to hurting people. In the 2nd situation, on Earth, I think Kai could beat Vecna. In the 1st situation, ESPECIALLY in the Upside Down, Vecna could beat Kai.

anyway I'm hilarious bc 2 seconds after wondering who could kill who, I was asking myself who I'd rather date (Henry being in his human form ofc) 😂

[sunlightandsuffering]

https://www.tumblr.com/sunlightandsuffering/716154502358679552/ideas-for-delinquent-eren-a-version-of-him-whos?source=share

Would bad boy Eren eventually mellow to Mikasa and settle down for her? Like it's all fun and games until a nice polite guy like Colt or even Jean comes into play and Eren goes batshit crazy jealous? How do you think it goes?

omg I can see it, ugh see Idk if u watched TVD but I feel like he'd be kinda like Damon, like his roughness would never really leave him, but he'd definitely tone it down a bit for her. Especially if a nice boy showed up in her life, he'd be horrified to learn that he actually has feelings for her, and then even more horrified when he finds out she's kind of dating someone.

Mans is pulling some big gesture where he steals her from her date bc he just CANNOT handle it, like sees her at one of his family run restaurants and he's fucking pissed she's getting a cheek kiss from some guy and someone ELSE is trying to pay for her dinner??? He is the one to pay for her dinner when she's out with him too late, HE'S the one who drives her back homes, not some other fucking guy. They can't protect her like he does, wouldn't fuck her like he could, and it's the first he's ever really thought about it, but the more he thinks about how these guys would treat her like every other bitch the more pissed off he gets. Like i think it's the thought of her being treated like an ordinary girl that absolutely enrages him, the idea that she's go live some regular ass life when she's meant for more, with HIM! that's what opens his eyes, he's like oh fuck okay so it has to be with me then?

[katherineholmes]

Those hybrid Klaus gifs just got me thinking...do we ever see him in his full hybrid form?

I only remember that one episode where they have him chained up in TO and then he gets out and ends up killing everyone, but was that FULL hybrid form?

Now I'm wondering what that even looks like. Is his body from torso up a vampire and the rest like a wolf? Lol kinda like a centaur but standing on hind legs 🤭

I'm literally thinking of like a werewolf that walks like a man, but has red/orange eyes with extra canines bc vampxwerewolf and venom in his blood (which we know he has), but maybe slightly less hairy?

These are the things that keep me up thinking at night 😆😆😆

No, ugh, we never get to see him as a hybrid, much to my disappointment. We do see other hybrids though - particularly Hayley, turn into a full wolf. I assume that Klaus can also turn into a full wolf.

But - since he's the Original hybrid, I'd like to think that he could control his shift at any point during it. So, maybe he could halt mid-transformation, making him look like an actual half vampire, half werewolf sort of creature like you said (with less hair). Also, I don’t know if it’s just me, but I always thought Klaus had extra fangs, because his do look a bit different than the others’, not sure if that’s true though.

All these hybrid gifs and thoughts are actually making me think about wolf!Klaus in ways I shouldn’t lol.

I do think Twilight in particular did a great job at the CGI wolves (given their budgets) and would like to actually imagine TVD wolves being somewhat like that, at least in appearance.

[michaeltrevino]

I am so bummed that Michael Trevino didn’t go to NYCC because I would have loved to have gotten Kyle tidbits and spoilers and his insight into Kyle and his process.

It seems he was the only cast member in Santa Fe this weekend. ☹️

[evocatiio]

"#so#when do u think they’ll let her be a bad bitch again#they need that s1 consistency back again" honestly, yeah. this season has been so weirdly pace and like i mentioned in posts i'm not mad just disappointed. i know some of it has to do with covid protocols but also doesn't excuse how they've really pulled back on hope.

tbh idk why the necromancer plot has been going on for so long it’s very different to their usual mo and the lack of direction is killing everything. I’ve only caught up to 3x02 but I’m not actually sure what’s going on lmao I can’t remember if the show has always been so warmly filtered or if they’re hinting at some dream state bc it’s been weird since 2x16. I liked hope’s progression from TO generally but they really need to centre her growth again and covid is not really all that much of an excuse concerning her s2b character development imo, but it’s definitely a factor. maybe they’ll be able to reset in a few more episodes?

[ameliasbitvh]

𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 ; 𝐓.𝐌.𝐑.

a/n: special tag for my bsf @wolfstar-lb 😍 towards the end there's a little tvd crossover LSHJSGSHSH ugh im gonna write for stefan rn !!

library account: @ameliasbitvhlibrary

summary: vampire!reader spots tom riddle and decides to do the wizarding world a good little deed. (smut & character death) — nsfw rule

wc: 1.4k

requested: yes | | no

warning(s): character death !! blood kink, blood, reader feeds off of tom, smut, oral sex (male receiving), kind of non con bc tom is compelled but breaks thru it and reader compels him again, degradation kink, rough sex, and the kiss with stefan is fr rough and not proofread!!

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tom wandered around the forbidden forests, every step he took making a crunch on the fallen leaves. he was out here tonight to play a dangerous game, he was looking for someone to sacrifice for a horcrux. 

as he kept his pace and kept walking, he noticed a figure, a shadow in the misty air. he squinted his eyes as the shadow moved slowly. 

you knew he was watching you and god you were starving. there was one way and one way only that you knew how to get a fresh supply of blood, seduce and kill. 

your hips swayed back and forth, alluring him closer to your body. 

tom didn't know what was happening? why he moved closer to you? but once he did, his eyes finally made out what he was seeing. a beautiful girl. 

your hips swayed with the wind, the breeze in your hair giving him the perfect view of your side profile. 

finally, the moment he had been waiting for. you turned around, your sharp feline eyes meeting his. his eyes grew wide when yours collided with his. 

your gaze was so intense that he couldn't look away, suddenly there was a glint in your eye that made him feel euphoric, high in the sky. 

your seductive lips moved with a motion that beckoned him forward, "come here to me, pretty boy." 

he obeyed, his legs carrying him to you. 

"good," you smirked. 

now, he was right in front of you. 

your hands reached out, roaming his broad and strong shoulders. 

they found the pumping pulse in his neck, you could feel it racing against your fingertips. 

he was dazed, his eyes dreamily intoxicated; fixated on your body. 

he knew you weren't a drug but you got him so high. the same way you felt about blood.

your lips brushed over his ear lobe, nibbling on it, a whisper ushing from your lips. "tell me, what were you out here for?" 

his adams apple bobbed up and down for a moment, "to find a sacrifice for my third horcrux." 

"horcrux you say?" well of course you had heard of that devilish object, it wasn't a product of mankind in your eyes. only the darkest of all would attempt it, telling you exactly how this boy was. 

no one would miss him? so it's fine, you're doing good for this. you like to call it: charity work. 

"and your third one? you are certainly naughty, mommy's gotta put you in place doesn't she?" you pouted, your arms wrapping around his neck. pulling him closer to you, your lips ghosted over his. "i gotta teach you a lesson, don't i?" 

following, your lips collided on his. fiercely your tongue fought his for dominance, his hands under your thighs lifting you up he slammed your body against a tree. you let out a harsh moan and bit his lip with your fangs in response; blood spilling from his blushed lips. 

your tongue immediately lapped it up, tatsung just how sweet he was. his intoxicating flavor forced your hips to rock against his cock. the movement making his cock harden. "fuck —" he groaned, but was cut off as your hand danced down his clothed abs into his pants. 

"you feel my hand right there, sweetheart?" 

he nodded his head, tossing it back he bucked into your hand. 

you laughed at him. "so fucking pathetic, stupid bitch." 

you soon removed his belt, falling off his waist it clanked against the decorated forest ground. 

your hand pumped his length, "so big, i can't wait to taste you again." 

you slithered onto your knees in front of him. 

his eyes were already glued on you, ready for your every move he was guessing. again, you jerked him off. teasing him you tapped his tip on your tongue, making him whimper. "be patient, darling, because you don't have much longer." 

you swirled your tongue around it, slowly taking it all in your mouth. fuck, he was big. 

the head of his dick hit the back of your throat making your eyes water. bobbing your head back and forth you moaned tasting his sweet cock. but his blood was sweeter, making your teeth rot for it. 

you didn't have a sweet tooth, it was more of a...per say; blood tooth. 

especially the blood of a man. 

what could you say? you're a maneater. 

at first you weren't because you thought it was too many calories, but boys just tasted so good. you couldn't help yourself. 

as your pace increased you felt him twitch in your mouth and immediately pulled away, in reaction he moaned and groaned. "if you wanna cum, you're gonna cum in me. got it?" you tilted your head, your tone making his cock strain more than it did before because fuck he wanted to fill that pretty pussy up. 

standing up, your thumb swiped his lip, removing the blood and you sucked on it. "if you want to fuck me, say please." 

even under your spell, it seemed his pride was still intact. but it did flash in your mind for a moment if he had broken out of your compelling powers. who knew what he was capable of? 

"just let me fuck you." 

"you're so cute, but say please." you laughed with a 'warm' demeanor. 

fine, if he wants to play the hard way, you'll play the hard way. 

slowly your fingertips grazed your body, pulling your black laced panties under your skirt. you flapped your skirt up, flashing him. a challenging smirk on your face, you bent down to dust off your shoes (that clearly had no dust). giving him a view of your sex, he inhaled the cool air flowing between the two of you. 

his hand reached out to grab your wrist, but you were faster than him and snapped around before he could even comprehend it. his eyes widened in shock. 

"what the fuck?" 

"what is it, baby?" you cooed, feigning what you clearly knew he saw. 

"are you a —" 

"fuck I'm so wet." you moaned, your legs wrapping around his torso. your hot cunt on his throbbing cock. you rocked against him, riding on top of his sex. he felt the heat of you spreading through his body. "you fucking bitch — p—please just let me fuck you." he groaned, pre cum spilling from his tip. 

"since you asked so nicely." you grinned, sliding his cock inside you. you slammed your sex against his, both your hips swaying together. 

hot and sweaty skin clapped in sync, heavy moans leaving the both of you, his skin glistened in the moonlight. 

your lips stamped kisses onto his neck, turning into hickeys. 

those hickeys gradually becoming rougher, into small bites and nips at his skin. he hissed each time, but his thrust got faster. 

but since this was going to be his last time, you guess you could help him out a bit. 

being a vampire had its perk, like speed. 

your hips came down on his quicker, harder, and faster than he thought possible. he for sure would've toppled over if his back hadn't hit a tree roughly. 

you felt his cock twitching slightly inside you, he was close. perfect timing. 

slowing down you pulled away from the safe coven between his neck and shoulder that had been hiding you. 

"im not sorry for this." but so lost in pleasure he couldn't even hear you. 

you shoved your mouth on his neck, your fangs sinking into his delicate skin. 

"what — what are you —" 

retrieving from his neck for a split money you shush him, your eyes having that familiar glint in them making him feel high. "shhh." 

you returned back to your meal. your hips moved at lighting speed with his, his dick thrashing in you as he came for the last time. mumbles, groans, and curses leaving his lips. 

you came right after him, your mouth sucking his throat even faster as you suppressed your moans against him. 

pulling out of him, you let his body slip onto the ground as you bled him dry. 

"y/n! what did i say about feeding off these school boys." a familiar voice scolded you, but a playful banter in his tone as well. 

ripping yourself off of the brunette, your eyes met a copper head. "oh, stefan! im just trying to have fun, come and join me won't you." you laughed standing up, tom's blood leaking from your luscious lips.

the vampire took strides to you, his hand grasped your chin. "let me have a taste, my love." 

both your lips collided, he groaned into your mouth, his lips growing stronger and stronger with each stroke. 

you retrieved from him, veins surrounded his dark eyes. a grin stretched your face. "well look who it is, the ripper." 

"don't you have so much to say, maneater?"

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[leossmoonn]

Hiiiii,

Can I request tvd characters reacting to the reader being egirl? Like the reader is their friend and she is and e girl, and i think for the vampires this style is very odd. Also could it be a female reader?

characters - stefan, damon, klaus, elijah, rebekah, kai, and katherine x fem!reader

includes - language, nsfw themes. me really badly describing e girl fashion 😭. some of these i imagined as the readers relationship w them being platonic or romantic, ill let yall know the difference

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stefan salvatore - platonic

okay i love stefan but tbh i don’t think he’d like your style….

AT FIRST.

it’s just different, you know?

and like i said, i love stefan but he’s a little bit basic 🌝

it just took some time for him to get used to

he isn’t used to seeing a someone with split-dyed hair, lots of eyeliner, drawn-on hearts with eyeliner, dark and layered clothes

but soon he grows to love your style and you!

you two are literally THE best friends

damon salvatore - romantic

lets be honest here

damon LOVES it

ofc in the beginning he would tease you bc you would always be dyeing your hair, wearing chokers that could puncture somebody if they got close enough to you, and long earrings that reached the floor

lol no but seriously, he always was attracted to you

he adores your style

obviously its a lot different from the other girls (quirky 🤪🤪🤪) but he likes the difference

you also look like someone who could kick ass and who is pessimistic and sarcastic and funny, and honestly, that’s his dream girl

you two definitely wear matching outfits

OMG AHH

i can imagine it now

cute couple fits!!!

he even lets you paint his nails

you find it so hot you two def stayed up all night 😏😏😏

and he loves loves loves showing you off at the mall, knowing that everyone is jealous and wants a piece of both of you

you two ALSO jam out to music in his car

you two def always get matching tattoos

he lets you do his eyeliner too!

damon with eyeliner…..

puts the dam in damon

klaus mikealson - platonic

i think klaus wouldn’t like it much either at first

but he quickly warms up to you

of course, hes just so used to seeing girls in big, period dresses or jeans and a nice blouse

but he quickly falls in love with your style

and honesty, he kinda wants your style too

i imagine him always asking you what to wear when he goes to mystic falls so he can impress caroline

i feel like he would see you as his little sister and so when you wear tight clothing and lots of make up hes like 👹👹👹👹👹

but he of course supports you no matter what

i don’t really have much to say about klaus 😭

elijah mikealson - romantic

elijah on the other hand…

your style and whole personality just intrigues him so much

like with being alive for so long, he’s def like seen literally every single different style

but this… you were new

and he was very very interested

and intimated

like he didnt realise one could be so alluring in dark clothes, chains, and different colored lipstick

he befriended you at first and you also found him very attractive

he was very charming and so different from literally everyone, he also intrigued you

its not really a question as to whether you two were the most hottest, but also surprising couple to step out

when you two walked together, elijah in his suits and combed back hair and you in your different colored hair, tattoos, and fishnet stockings

you both were quite a pair

and elijah really really loves your style and the bold, confident attitude you bring towards the table

youre not afraid to wear what you like, youre not afraid to say what you want to say, and you look fine as hell doin so

elijah even lets you dress him up one day and you had so much fun hehe

he looked like 10 years younger w his hair messy and the necklaces and the painted nails hehe

bottom line is, elijah fully supports and loves your style. its really his favourite part of you :)

rebekah mikaelson - platonic

rebekah looooves your style as well

your style is one of the reasons why she was like "yes. we have to be best friends."

she has a flair for the dramatic and she loves fashion, so of course she would love your style

unlike klaus, she has seen and even dabbled in the e-girl style

i feel like what she wore was more on the goth but like, whatever

you two definitely do your makeup for each other and pick each other's outfits

borrowing clothes does become an every day thing

you two are literally conjoined to the hip

you introduce her to music that she's never heard of (even in her 1,000 years of being alive)

you get her to wear fishnets socking, cool different coloured eyeliner, and cool hairstyles

you two are the baddest bitches in mystic falls and new orleans

kai parker - romantic

kai is all over you from the start

doesn't help the fact that he hasn't had a girlfriend in like, 20 years lolllll

but anyways, you just attract him so much

from your makeup, to your clothes, to your laugh, to your caring and strong persona, you got him wrapped around your finger 😉

he loves going shopping with you and seeing all the cute outfits you make up

he also lets you do his makeup. he is very in with the eyeliner

he likes lookin' like a bad boy, you know him lol

you two definitely fit in with each other so well

like if soulmates were a thing, you two being together would be fate!

katherine pierce - romantic

okay so katherine def saw you as competition first

she was like

“ugh she likes she so better than me? bull 🙄🙄”

but you decide to try and get around her little grudge and force her to hang out with you

she then sees how cool you are and becomes your friend!

after hanging out for a while you two develop feelings for each other, especially katherine

like homegirl has fallen haaarrrdddd

every thing about is just so perfect and not to mention, just your style and your personality tie it all in together

so she asks you out after a lil and ofc you say yes

you two def do each other's makeup

you show katherine new tips that she swore she's always known (no she never has lol)

matching outfits are definitely a thing between you two, too!

katherine just loves you so much and really just supports yo u101% 24/7 :))

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hope you liked this! :))

[chasingfictions]

Ok but you must tell us about ur vampire diaries phase, and, if u wish, ur thoughts on stefan/damon being a reiteration of angel/spike

omg. what a question. literally i havent thought about tvd in years but it WAS the foundation of my teen years like. in the early-mid 2010s delena was my lifeblood like, one of the first fics i ever obsessively followed was a delena fic . what a moment . (shoutout to bourbon in your eyes, the fanfiction dot net era coffee shop au that was the world to me). i watched the never let me go motel kiss 80 times a day. it was such an era.

dksfjslkdf i probably wont have as detailed thoughts on tvd-btvs as someone who has seen vampire diaries more recently (i never finished the show actually -- though i did pop in for the series finale and i was very confused lmao. but i did have a good time). but just!!!! iconic of tvd to be like oh we can think of a plotline ummmm ok what did they do on btvs :))) julie plec icon status for that :))) they said ok everyone gets the gem of amara :))) they said weird btvs soul lore??? we will one-up you with the 'humanity switch' which doesnt totally mean anything and falls apart the moment u think about it for more than a second :))) also pls dont take this as me dragging tvd. i LOVE when tvd is bad and doesnt make sense. i think it's sexy and hot and praxis <333

ANYWAY djfklssjf the stefan-damon->angel-spike thing is so funny to me bc literally stefan being a ripper is SO. they said hey. hey sticky-uppy-hair first love interest??? who comes across as so effortlessly ~good~ yeah actually it's because he is fundamentally repressing a deep essential part of himself that will INEVITABLY lead to violence they said hey. hey let's talk about angel of galway's deeply fractured sense of self and how it leads to pain and danger for those around him. UGH!! icon shit!!!!! as for the damon - spike stuff . on some level it feels so funny to me to compare them bc it's like . okay james was one of the best actors in the buffyverse the things he did with her FACE AND VOICE AND BODY. and meanwhile i*n s*merhalder is like ... jenny nicholson vampire diaries video voice ... if you were a RACER you'd know what im talking about but youre NOT .... ... (not to say he is a Bad Actor just like,,, they are at such different levels and so are the shows that it feels odd doing a 1:1 comparison) that said!!!! i think both shows do that very fun thing of like :) oh oh oh he's less evil than he seems oh oh oh he actually loves and cares so deeply it's his fundamental trait :)))) oh oh oh the one who seems good maybe is not oh steven sondheim voice nice is different than good!!!! i also like that damon takes on spike-traits of just girlbestieism. remember when he hangs out with caroline's mom. remember when he and bonnie are besties. yeah that's spike-joyce and spike-willow prove me wrong :)))) anyway i just spent SO much time trying to find the right timestamp in that jenny nicholson video for that lightning mcqueen joke and it took up all my energy to keep talking about this but thank u so much i had fun :)))) anyway my delena era was also like. the era of my blog when i actually had a consistent tagging system so if u go to my archive it is still my third most common tag which i think is funny. #btvs rewatch ... she is coming for you .... ok bye!!!

wait no i thought of another thing which is that i think it's very sexy and valid that both btvs and tvd do the protagonist has now died and suddenly the ~bad boy~ (lmao that term) is the one who fundamentally understands her. like buffy returns from the dead and IMMEDIATELY locks onto spike like they See each other and it's like oh!! oh we are the same!! and tvd does a really similar thing with elena's post-vampirism relationship with damon, and i think it's kind of beautiful that they have that whole thing where it's like no it's not real love it's just the sire bond. but then it IS real love!!! she is different than the person she was and yet she is still HER and HER loves that guy!!!!!!!!! teeheee sounds familiar :)))))))) ok bye now for real

[fadeintoyou1993]

I'm a bit confused about what was Hope doing in last night's episode. Was her humanity slowly coming back cause of what Lizzie said and she's resisting it or was she just faking it to lure her victim?

i think her humanity was trying to come back and she was resisting it for a couple reasons........ one, there is no real reason for her to do that to a stranger, she could easily just lure them in in other ways, but to go on this whole tangent about humanity and etc its a lil off.... it also parallels the (many, maaaaaany) scenes in tvd where d@mon was struggling and practically did the same goddamn thing😭 u can see in the last couple of episodes how hope was getting into the familiarity of things and she didnt expect it all to affect her. bc like lets look at this timeline:

hope turns off her humanity and goes away > every time shes been around the super squad and etc shes been kept at arms length, she hasnt 1) gotten close enough for any of it to matter, 2) hasnt even been affected slightly by any of their attempts, 3) none of the hope relationships on the show are as developed as hope's dynamic with landon, lizzie or (barf) al*ric. and those are the THREE characters who she hasn't seen since turning her humanity off. > lizzie and hopes reunion was super prolonged, which meant that (as we seen) something big was going to happen, AND IT DID! > now lizzie has cracked hope's no humanity shell, hope is going back to the salvatore school where al*ric will be, and 1) he will have news about landon, 2) he will be concerned about lizzie (hopefully Lol), 3) hes him and ion have to explain how hope feels abt that unfortunately saurrr.....

i think this was rly well thought out honestly like it makes sense and we have seen things like this happen before and danielle is just .... perfect at acting cos sm ppl were like confused or shook by it and that just goes to show how good she is at her job UGH lil icon!!! my baby literally.... but anyways yeah PERSONALLY i think this is the correct timeline and etc and so far all of the ppl saying its not are uhhhh........ Biased ........ so i cant really tell u i think theyre thinking this through and mean it 😭

[nastasyafilippovnas]

The Vampire Diaries

the vampire diaries

otp: *looks at the latest pinned post* bamon, duh.

favourite canon pairing: what do you mean bamon isn't canon? i find it hilarious that by not making it canon, tvd actually turned bamon into the most tragic, romantic and compelling narrative on the show.

worst pairing ever: eh...kinda all bonnie canon relationships, between jeremy and enzo, i shudder in distaste.

guilty pleasure pairing: stefan x katherine (isn't it a bit r-chiekisa? lol), caroline x matt

a pairing you want to see more: i'd have liked to see more bonnie x kol bc he is the only original i found hot (lol), and then, in s07, bonnie and nora, bc i was going through some scenes and i thought their dynamic was cute and they had some chemistry. waaaay better than bonnie and enzo (ugh).

that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no": the obvious answer is d-lena, lmao, i'm not a fan of any elena pairings, but tbh i'm not big on kl-roline either. in this case, not because i don't like the female character, but bc i don't like klaus at all. i can't find in me to care about him one way or the other.

favorite non-romantic pair: bonnie & caroline

(and this is where I say I never really watched the show, just scenes here and there and a shit ton of youtube videos. then downloaded the whole thing to make bamon gifs, but still haven't bothered to watch it.)

put a fandom in my ask and i’ll answer

[elijahs-wife]

I have a very random/weird question but it's for scientific research!!! I swear 👀

So, how would you rate the TVD & TO males (whichever ones you want to include) from biggest to smallest dick energy? 👀😂😂😂

this may be the best ask i've ever received oh my god. sorry it took a day or two lol but this is an important question and i wanted to really think about my answer 😂 thank you to @imaginearyparties for your assistance :p i only used the main male cast of both shows for this! ps i tried to put aside any and all bias towards the characters so i feel like some of this is going to be controversial 🥴 but these are just my opinions, we are all allowed to have our own lol

"big dick energy (BDE) is confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account" —urban dictionary

ranked from smallest to biggest dick energy:

11. matt donovan

sorry to any matty fans out there lol (also sorry for not including a picture of him bc tumblr has a 10 images per post rule— BOOO TUMBLR) i put matt in last place bc he doesn't really seem very confident to me at all— he's not a bad guy at all though, ik i used to give him a lot of flack before but he's a good dude. doesn't give off BDE to me but that's okay

10. damon salvatore

look if you've been following me for a while you already know this isn't exactly a damon-friendly blog 🤚🏻 the pretty face doesn't make up for all the horrendous things that he's done over the years. and all of those aside yes he has confidence but he's far too cocky for my taste

9. tyler lockwood

i used to really dislike him although i don't mind him now. he was very very dickish in season 1 and i know its bc of the wolfy genes but still... doesn't give off a lot of BDE imo

8. alaric saltzman

he's got considerable dick energy, i think— he's a good man, took care of elena and jeremy after jenna died and the whole vampire hunter stint definitely took some cojones

7. kol mikaelson

i thought tvd kol was a bit insufferable, very small dick energy, but i empathized and loved him on the originals!! he's got confidence and yeah he's kinda cocky sometimes but,,,, in an endearing way?

6. klaus mikaelson

my deranged hybrid boy <3 he might be an evil dude but the dick energy is large and in charge— after all, he got caroline to sleep with him in the middle of the woods. he's sexy and he definitely knows. he also grew up a considerable amount on TO and tried to be as good a father as he could be, which definitely helped in this ranking

5. stefan salvatore

what a cutie omg. that aside, stefan is, though very problematic, a good guy at heart. always tries to do the right thing, sure of where his heart lies. if it wasn't for his ripper side i would probably have ranked him a tad higher

4. enzo st john

ugh i love him 😭 he's got very strong morals even after the world screwed him over time and time again, which is something to be admired. he's loyal and chivalrous and unthinkably sexy so yeah, methinks he's got that BDE ;)

3. vincent griffith

underrated king omg (i couldn't even find any good gifs of him that weren't dark) he's got that quiet confidence about him, y'know? regent of new orleans witches, always helps out the local kids, he's such a good man!! he would make such a good partner i feel

2. elijah mikaelson

yes i know i didn't put him at #1, shocking lol. elijah is a very very sexy specimen and he knows it, and he's the Noble Brother and all that but (due to horrendous writing) he just didnt act right in the later seasons of the show, to put it in ilana's (very eloquent) terms, he was kind of a p*ssy lol. so, sorry eli :/ i still love you tho <3

1. marcel gerard

BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OF THEM ALL and i'm willing to bet that his actual dick is huge too. look me in the eyes and tell me that one night with him wouldn't ruin you for other men. that's what i thought. he'd wreck your shit all night long and then make you pancakes the next morning <3 another underrated king tbh, but he is sexy, intelligent, a great leader—he kept an entire city running and thriving for decades!! and he's a vampire with a moral compass, he likes kids, took davina in and protected her when her own people were going to kill her. what's not to love about this guy honestly 😫

anyway anon, that's my hot take on this. thank you for sending this omg i had the time of my LIFE writing all this 😂 xx

[galvanizedfriend]

Hi, just me coming to shout from the rooftops how much I love TW2!!!! Sending the trio back to MF has been so refreshing (even with Liz’s death) bc I don’t have to spend the entire time irrationally angry thinking about how Stefan couldn’t love Caroline bc it wasn’t “epic”?!?!! Will never not hate steroline solely bc of S6 Stefan. Re-working these scenes with Klaus makes it so wonderful and I love that the angst is still there, just different circumstances that actually make sense with the characters. I also loved that you changed it up so that Caroline does not give her mom vamp blood, that part also made me so angry in TVD (lots of strong feelings about S6 🤣). I am so looking forward to the rest of TW2 and can’t wait to see how you finish out the story! Xo

Anon!! 💖💖 Thank you so much! That’s such a nice feedback! 😍

I feel you so much about Steroline. I hate pretty much everything about it, but the way it all starts is just UGH! And yeah, Stefan uttering the words “Not all love has to be epic” when he decides he does, indeed, want to give Caroline a shot after she spent the entire season crawling at his feet makes me so 🤬🤬🤬 Caroline deserved so much better than a *shrug*.

I’m so glad you’re enjoying the changes! :) Rewriting S6 turned out to be the part I liked the most. Next chapter is 100% original tho, no episode rewriting, so! ANXIOUS! Hope you like it! :)

Thanks so much for your really sweet and kind message! Wow, made my Sunday night to see this! 🤩🤩