#bc i didn't do jack shit for it. oops

[princema-k]

requested by @nikolutke! what horror is the boy peepin

[shooks-stupid-stuff]

ok, so i know what i said,

but i've been working my ass off so that i can take tomorrow off since it's the day before my birthday, so. i haven't really had time to write (and haven't been getting enough sleep as is so i can't really stay up to get it done)

tomorrow i will for sure have the writing time, maybe tonight if my 4 hours of sleep lookin ass doesn't feel like passing out at 8 pm, but in the meantime uhhh idk do you guys wanna see a screenshot of a few of the doodles as compensation (the tonal whiplash on them is insane)

[bunnyb34r]

Nearly had a fucking breakdown/cried at work today.

Read more bc it's long

It took me nearly TWO hours to get the whole Chamagedon section looking PERFECT. Like I had all even heights, I had the stacks spaced so that you could safely get your arm in to get the sizes without toppling it over. I mean I basically tore the whole thing down and rebuilt it.

I (half) jokingly told RC that if she knocked it over I would cry (she accidentally hits the tables with the jacks/forklifts frequently enough that I worry every time I have high stacks.) I also joked that if another employee came by and knocked it down I'd have to kill them. Like idc when the customers do it bc well that's the general public, you can't reasonably expect everyone to shop nicely. But coworkers however KNOW how hard I work.

Everything went fine! I got those done, expanded the swim trunks (help me), stocked out the shorts. It was looking good!

In walks our "friend" (downgraded from actual friend.) from fresh. He puts his hand on the stack (I wasn't looking but it looked like he tried to set the smallest size back down) and "OOP! Sorry! You should be more careful stacking these I mean I barely touched that!" Sure fucker.

And then as he's trying to fix it, four more stacks fall taking the others out with them. I wanted to fucking cry SO BAD. I tried to tell him to just leave it, I'll fix it. "Nope nope! I got it"

No you don't.

"You should have the bottom sizes be bigger so they don't fall over! You have a domino fall here! I mean I barely touched one stack and they all fell! And I'm just ONE person, what about when we open? Oh and these are SLIPPERY too! (Polyester)"

And I'm not even looking at him at this point. I'm trying not to fucking cry or scream at him bc I LIKE MY FUCKING JOB. I focus on re-folding the pants in front of me and try to just assure myself I have enough time to fix it (it's 7:15.)

So finally he walks away from that mess and goes to look at the clearance and then is bitching ab why isnt it separate by genders like I used to have it. Well jackass TWO YEARS AGO they decided to make it by size (baby/toddler – big kids) I tell him this and just more whining from him. I stop talking. He keeps shopping and trying to engage. Shut the fuck up. RC is trying so hard to get him to go away (politely) and FINALLY this motherfucker meanders his way out.

I wait 30 seconds so he wouldnt see me fix his mess that he "fixed" and angrily wheel my table over and slam the fucking stacks down and fix it myself.

RC apologizes and we both bitch bc What The Fuck IS WRONG WITH YOU?! she's like "I'm really suprised you didn't even yell at him"

Like well I like my fucking job and if I start screaming or even bitching ab it then I'm gonna get asked if I'm okay for the next fucking MONTH. If I keep my trap shut and wait them out I can keep my cool (lol no) and get my anger out w/o it being a long drawn out thing (apologises, "I wasn't even trying to!", "are you okay? Are you sure?", all that shit. Even more if I lash out.) Like just get the fuck away from me so I can fix it myself and cool down.

I wanted to just be like "I'm going on break." But he would have been confused/tried to joke and I was 👌 close to crying and needed to just get him away.)

Anyway AUGH I'm still so fucking mad. Like I'm letting it go ofc but jfc I hate people. Customers I expect. It's the coworkers that disappoint. And like idc if it gets messed up when I'm clocked out and CAN'T SEE IT BE DESTROYED vs you doing it as I'm fucking right there.

[cerealmonster15]

also. so like the book 7 wake up shots is usually when they r standing with their dormmates together right but like [images under cut]

epel, rook, vil

Kalim, Jamil

Floyd, Jade, Azul

Jack, Ruggie, Leona (ruggie and leona had the same exact last shot scene break i guess lol)

Deuce, Cater

[source for all the screencaps ty youtuber gasmask lol]

a few things i noticed even tho i was initially just here bc cater LOL - very much probably me reading too deep into NOTHING!!! but just like... they have very short montages before the last shatter shot, of like shit they went thru during the year or just situations in general lol. not limited to their dorm (deuce was in both one of jack's and epel's, azul was in one of jamil's, etc) but usually revolving around the dorm members and their book's story (but also not limited to the book's story, like u can see rook's had one very clearly in book 6 with OLD VIL and i think floyd's is the end of book 4 since theyre in the oasis?)

tbh i could sit here and try to screenshot every single flashback shot and see if i can pinpoint every memory flash they have but oh my god i do not have time for that im already procrastinating rn lol. everyone is standing with their dormmates in the last shot except jamil, cater, and sort of ace....

cater's the one i noticed it with first and made me go back to cross reference (i was skimming these update vids so i couldnt remember/find if diasomnia/ignihyde had these shots, i THINK they started with pomefiore but tbh idr it's been a while alrady LOL) but going back had me notice jamil stands alone too... his shot is the end of book 4 also where he's having that moment to himself like "wow everyone is so dumb... :)"

cater's!!! he actually is like, sort of alone but also not- his is the only one so far that ive noticed that wasnt just a quick frame at the end, it was one scene like the rest but that scene had three cycles through it within one

I actually cant find that specific shot... i thought it was gonna be the heartslabyul finale, but i just clicked through it twice and i didnt see it anywhere lol. SO i'm actually not sure if these are meant to me one to one exact scenes reused from previous parts of the game, or if they're like recreated shots from those scenes (or if this is from another game point i just cant recall atm)... but even still 🤔 it could be that they just wanted to have all 5 heartslabyuls in one scene but they dont all fit on screen [i dont think theyve ever put more than 3 sprites on screen at once lol] but even then, why have cater alone in that shot 🤔 there are shots even in the game itself where hes smiling with trey and riddle at least, and i just find it interesting that they went with ACE AND DEUCE SMILING BIG!!! RIDDLE AND TREY SMILING BIG!! cater's smiling more gently and maybe watching them off to the side.... much 2 think about....... or maybe nothing to think about and i'm just over thinking my beloved blorbo son every second he's on screen!!!!

well, we will see what they do for ace, trey, and riddle, since we haven't gotten their dreams yet!!!

also deuce up there!! his montage had oops all ace + two of them with grim, but didn't have the other heartslabyuls. his was more centered less on his dorm companions and more around the like , protagonist friend group lol. since the player / grim + ace + deuce have kinda been a separate unit since the prologue. the bestie quartet lmao. once again ill be interested to see how ace's does it 🤔 will he get a second montage separately before the wake up shot of just deuce. deuce got a separate special montage of ace being annoying which is very funny to me and kind of cute in a way lol.

[novemberdevils]

they are also putting a lot of trust in all the social media people who totally have access to their instagram accounts to not just open their messages. oopsies let's pretend i didn't just open that plothole until i decide if i want to actually do something with it have someone hack one of their accounts and post all of the messages and me and you can sit and drink tea and coffee and watch everyone losing it, THEY'LL TALK ABOUT IT EVENTUALLY! WHEN!!! I fear Ferrari winning irl is more achievable than them sitting down and talking, Things. i'm doing Things. don't worry about it mum pick me up im scared, but it did remind me i should include the drivers' dinner speaking of including things will you include the gala? I was watching it today and kept thinking about the embarrassing stuff they both could do, also btw you talking about word count made me curious about who has the most word counts in nicojack fics and surprise surprise it’s you 🥳; and just shy of having the first spot in any fic that has jack as a character-10,889 exactly-; and the most words ever in Hockey RPF is 480,949 so do it for the shits and giggles, but i do think jack's character here in this fic is more of a home is people person than a home is a place person. This is the worst and best type because if you don’t find those people you will always feel like you are walking on the wrong leg, TELL ME ABOUT IT I think I mentioned I live alone and the closest person to me is my brother and his wife and even then they are like 5 hours away on a train and the rest of my family are scattered across the globe so there those days where I just regret living so far away, like fun fact you'll see it in ch4 but i wrote this thing where it was clear that Someone was lying to jack about something bc only one of the things he was being told could possibly be true, but i didn't actually decide which of them was lying and Why they were lying until like midway through writing monaco lmao it is just like that sometimes. Yeah I had a whole breakdown about it and thinking back I may have overreacted a bit oops but HOW CAN YOU TEASE THAT THERE IS A REASON TELL ME NOWWWWWWW, it's late and i'm exhausted and i'm rambling forgive me but i will keep going soz please ramble I love rambling I love talking-im actually the shyest person if I wasn’t around people I feel comfortable-, jack having a praise kink fork found in the kitchen, he will wilt without it I just had the most absurd image of jack being a plant and nico going to him be like you are doing great growing those flowers and im crying laughing rn, zak brown hires twinks and i will keep saying that. He fucking does every time im like he can’t find another twink he goes and find one, PLEASE THE LOGAN HELMUT HATE FUCKING PISSED ME OFF; like if we can let other drivers have their fucking flags and have some controversial designs we can absolutely be ok with a helmet having an American flag, no because going to be honest I usually hate the patriotic Americans because they have always rubbed me the wrong way but I remember texting my f1 friends be like fuck yeah let’s go America I love him and have adopted him, as a non American like his accent can’t be that present still??? I wish it was me because my accent is a mess even in writing I will mix minimum seven different ways pf spelling stuff, one of the only things in my sketchy ass outline is that jack crashes in miami. i was planning that All Along. for the narratives. hehe I hate you.

hello anon i hope you're feeling better!! I AM!!! Thank you for asking and oops sorry for the late answer, OMG CONGRATS ON FINISHING YOUR FINALS🥳🥳 I have always hated that period of finals that im always thankful it’s in the past now-not really I have stupidly decided that I actually want to have a diploma in another major when I have graduated not that long ago-, he's allowed to contradict himself. as he said himself, nothing that he said was untrue! Humans contradict themselves every day and his actually make sense so it was a good thing you left it; it made him feel more human rather than a written character, the quinn-jack relationship is a wee bit complicated i guess? Oh yeah I have Thoughts especially during that phone call they made me miss my own siblings and called them was like hi your youngest sibling miss you and every single one without a fail asked me if I need money-I work and have a stable income- but I mean they asked what was I going to say noo older siblings I don’t need money? I said yeah the joys of being the youngest, Jack Can You Please Have Some Self-Confidence train how does a person get on this train? Because I need three tickets for me and bestie lex and boyfriend nico, STOP TEASING MONACO!! You’re the most Evil person and I hate you for teasing stuff, have i already posted the scene where jack essentially says the same thing? about how they all have to be insane to drive race cars? Yeah I do remember that scene but I tgink it actually happened twice? One where he was telling quinn that of they weren’t insane no one would drive the cars and the other unfortunately I have no idea when it happened but I think it was when jack threw the condom or when he was getting choked but don’t quote me on that, PLEASE MIAMI IS ALWAYS A MESS and it was 23 when max was 9 and kmag of everyone was third or fourth, honestly indy drivers go to the media and tell that they want to puck a driver every other race; but it was hilarious seeing everyone kinda lose it like get it boys I love for the drama, the fuck you scene-Yes I will be calling it that- is genuinely something I reread at least once every other day it’s SO SO well written like no words are enough to make you understand how much I love that scene-English is failing me as it does every time I want to complement someone making me look like a stupid person who doesn’t know shit I hate this-, honestly I know I nag about this but the not talking adds a more layer to all of their mess and I like it, omg could you even imagine nico sitting jack down and being like hey you can say a safe word jack would get up and fucking crash them both next race and then telling the media this is me telling everyone that I HATE hischier.

Okay I love you now once again my anger has lessened but stop teasing Monaco and make them get together and every important conversation happens in a hallway and I will never hate you.

i'm gonna do a red white and royal blue on them and leak all of their emails. jk. i have no concrete plans about that plothole even now so we're just going to keep not touching it

uhhh my answer remains to be Eventually. and i have no recollection of precisely what the "things" i was doing when i wrote that answer were but i am still doing Things i know that much! maybe they are the same Things. who knows, it's only the inside of my own head. i have not yet decided about the gala... i know in basics how i want the fic to end but not exactly When. i mean i have some time to figure it out before i get there lmao but the gala is something i will add to my thoughts rotation. my beautiful stupid idiot word count omg this fic is infinite but it's okay i love it so i can forgive the nonsense. if the chapter count ever changes before it's done will you all pretend it didn't pretty please

yeah that vagueing was absolutely about the "did luke actually tell nico he wanted to apologize to jack or not" thing. the answer to who was lying is in a monaco scene i've already written... it hit me like a brick when i started writing monaco like OH yeah that should be why it happens like that. when i made it apparent that Someone was lying i had no idea who it was going to be. but i figured it out! the plot thickens. and thickens and thickens and thickens and thickens

mclaren twink party. shoutout uh. lundgaard. i could talk about logan sargeant probably forever?? he was my guy. with all one of his formula 1 points. logan i miss you </3 i still want him in an indycar seat one of these days but who knows what he will do with his life i will just be over here. with all the sargeant-branded merch i already own. and arguably the 3 american races have more outline than any of the other races oops! that and like. the last few. the end of the fic has always been clearer to me than any of the middle, and we are going to be in my un-outlined middle for a while. no plans all vibes. best way to write a fanfiction trust me i would know

thank you thank you finals week finals weeked and then i was working and doing a bunch of nothing now i'm like. sitting in my bed at home. it's a great time. university is Great i'm going to be here 5ever because i changed my major this past semester... and it was my third year in the major i was already doing... so like. Yeah. the creative writing to aviation major pipeline doesn't exist i created it

that's enough about me! thank you for the thoughts on jack's many ways of contradicting himself, sometimes i feel weird about it i think because characters Are often written to be more perfect than actual humans? idk it feels like something people could read and be like "this doesn't make any sense he said x before and now he's saying y?" but like Yeah people do that all the time. i do that. so i'm glad i left it like that, and i'm sure jack will contradict himself again at some point before the fic is done lol. he's a very complicated guy to write

i'm the younger sibling out of two so most of what i write in sibling relationships is at least a little bit projecting - i don't have a younger sibling though, so i arguably project more onto the quinn-jack side of things, which is maybe why it is the way that it is. not that my older sister is a retired NASCAR driver or anything. but yknow. vibes and all that. i will never stop teasing monaco muahahaha i have not enough plans about when ch5 is gonna end soooo things are happening that is all i know for certain

race car driver insanity is real and in all honesty it will Likely come up again at some point. in all of the fic i have left to write. who knows. shoutout to jack throwing a condom on the floor idk what led me to writing that scene like that but i have officially opened That rabbit hole and now i get the pleasure of dealing with it for the rest of the fic. fucking. crazy person. jesus christ. and i knew it was 23 because i was like. max won that race and iirc lando won this past season? miami doing miami things. that race happened while i was working in disney so i did not watch it but i remember talking to a guy on race day while i was at work who was wearing a mclaren shirt so i was like. i am sure you are having a good day (on working in disney, a lot of f1 merch out and about, and it was mostly checo. so i'm sure they're all having great times Now)

yay i'm glad you like the fuck you scene (good name) i was getting self-concious about it at the end like did i make him say 'fuck you' too many times LMAO but it was in the cards. jack is just Like That. and the Not Talking layer is a very important one... they will communicate eventually i Promise all will be revealed (or at least most) at some point but right now they are still going to be stupid. i'm gonna. i have plans. Trust. yeah if nico asked jack about a safe word i think he would leave. like. the reality that they're doing anything safe word-worthy with each other would probably kill him

hallways are a very important space to them for some reason. i could probably make something out of that even if it was originally intended as like. idk convenience? i purposely didn't have them in a bed until miami because of the way it feels more like a commitment than just getting pinned to the wall so it kind of always ended up being the door or the wall next to the door or something. dw we unlock a new space in monaco. you can probably guess what it is based on Context Clues

[izzy-b-hands]

my brain is Tormenting me with an idea for transfemme Ed/transmasc Izzy based on lyric from Dadvocate and I'm dyyyyyiiinnnng because like. That's all it's given me: Ed/Izzy, both trans, modern AU, and....next to nothing for an actual plot.

Random rambling and whinging abt what little my brain has given me for this under the cut

Like. I have the first 'scene' of Ed and Izzy sitting on a couch, looking dejected, tired, a little bit scared. They just got back from Somewhere, and both got clocked as trans enough times

(despite the fact that, of course, one's ability to 'pass' shouldn't fucking matter at all, no matter where you are/what you're doing)

for it to be upsetting. They're both mentally trying to figure out how to go to work/do anything they need to do outside of the house tomorrow w/out actually going outside where they can be seen/perceived. Neither of them wants to move or say anything, because that makes it all as real and as bad as it was, and that means tomorrow will show up, and that means trying to just. exist. while dealing with how shitty ppl can be (not all the time, but when there are some? idk abt other folks, but they stick out Big Time and can be so fucking hard to shake, like cockleburs all over your socks after walking through a field.)

This isn't a terrible start, but it refuses to budge beyond this to any useful details. Like, where was Somewhere? just errands? did it include work? How are some of the other characters fitting into this potentially? Are they just mentioned as being also at work/doing other shit bc it's a weekday? do Ed and Izzy have the day off? are they working shift work somewhere? Are they on Stede's payroll for some random job he has bc in the modern au his version of running to sea is to get divorced from Mary and start using what he didn't give to her in the divorce to just. be That Rich Dude who gets a job to try and stave off feeling anything abt how his life has gone/is going. But i digress.

In that case, have they already met Stede and everyone else for that to be the case re: their jobs? or is the friend group still mostly just like. Them, Jack, Jackie, Anne, Mary, Fang, Ivan, and maybe Ned? bc he's fun to throw in as like. Everyone is a little frustrated w/how he tends to act, but at the same time. He's bit sad. He wants friends; he wants to be part of the group. He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

Any or all of these details would be AMAZING, but apparently beyond typing all of this up (which is just. not enough to fill a fic out in a way that is satisfying to me. oops no answers, all questions lmaoooo) there is. nothing.

[bonesandthebees]

LETS GOO AM SO EXCITE EHEHEHEH ROSE TIME ROSE TIME ROSE TIME

And more specifically... Tommyinnit... Feel like this is gonna be an enemies to brothers situation eheheh

I used to read fics all the way first and then reread and write down my thoughts as I reread and I honestly think that's what I'm gonna start doing with rose bc I'm so enthralled that I keep forgetting to write down my thoughts LMFAOOO duuuddee I'm loving this sm already omg

Literally the only thing that broke my focus was me coming here to be like OMG sandduo moment 👆👆💥💥✨✨

I'm gigglinggg

OMG ITS TOMMYINNIT

Are they already matching hairstyles? Omg brothers moment

May I ask where the name Valbroek comes from:0 I'm fucking loving all these medieval takes on their names rahhhsss

Omg he's a CHILD

Me: I think I'm gonna read this all without commenting and then reread and comment after

Also me, immediately after: OMG TOMMYINNIT

Help I can't I'm obsessed over this omfg

Is that puffy my belvoed??$?$

Ooohhhhdhdjfkfksjd the cultural differences omgogmgogmgkshdksjdkff I'm so fucking excited for this fic shskdjfjfksk

Omg. Omg is one of them gonna be tubbo. Omg

YOOO JACK POG

Sidenote: I love how u manage to keep everyone so fucking in character and yet?? So different?? Seeing jack here is fucking whiplash after glass is all ima say frrrrr it makes me so excited tho I'm so curious to see what all of the dynamics are going to be and mannn it just keeps everything so fresh ur so cool bee

TOBYYYYY TUBBOOOOOOOO

CLINGYDUO !! CLINGYDUO !! CLINGYDUO !!

I'm staring so hard at them why r they sus shfkfkf

I love this juxtaposition of having everyone from Sam's court be super posh and proper and "studied every single millisecond, every moment of every hour of every day on how to act in court and all of the fancy politics' and super prepared and then u have. Tommy and Tubbo and Jack just completely flailing around omfg 😭😭😭 dude I feel like quackity and Niki are just like "this??? This is our competition??????" And LORDDD I am so ready to see the character development it's gonna be fucking amazing

DID THEY NOT PLAN AHEAD FOR THIS??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

IM LAUGHING SO HARDJDKSKFKDKSDKF IM STILL REELING AFTER GLASS AND LIKE FEELING SUPER TENSE AND STUFF I WAS PREPARED FOR LJKE ANGST AND NOW IM JUST GIGGLING I LOVE THIS SM THEYRE SO PRECIOUS OFJSJKDKFKF I THOUGHT TOMMY WAS GONNA BE LIKE ?? SUPER ENTITLED AND DICKISH I WAS NOT PREPARED OHKHGODJDKGKFLLDF

This might be my fav bee!tommy yet omfg this is adorable

I love how fuckign confused Wilbur is 😭😭😭

I'm attached to them I'm so attached to rose!clingyduo istg if anyone of them die I WILL kill everyone in the room and then myslef holyfuckushintgjsjdkffld

Also I love how amused Sam is this is so <33 (I'm clinging to this wholesomeness before everything goes to shit omg)

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME WTFFFSHFJFKFLFKDKDF

I'M SO SCARED. THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME. WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.

I just feel like . Everyone's gonna be like "wtf is Sam thinking, seriously considering *that child* as a heir?" And I feel like Tommy's really gonna come into his own and surprise everyone by the end of this fic... And who knows maybe parallels between Sam and Phil and TOMMY AND WILBUR I've done it Bee I've connected the dots, I've connected them. Didn't Sam literally say he had no idea what he was doing and Phil helped him... Ooiuhghhhh man OOOHHHH MANNNDJFKFLGLDKS explodes

YEAAAA SANDUDODODO DANCING (they were mentioned in the same sentence) (I am mentally ill)

Oh shit?????? I am staring I AM STARING

OHHH SHITTT CRIMEBOYS TIME ! LETS GOOO

Sam still trying to keep Wilbur as the next future consil? 👀👀👀

Ohmygod Wilbur ur dumb

YEAH U TELL HIM PHIL (but also ow ow ow daddy issues ow ow ow)

Oohhh godddhdkajdfkskdf enemies to brothers shdksoshdkdksjff

Omg he's being gentle omggjdkskf angelduo moment ! ☝️☝️

Uh oh

Uh oh

Oh godhfkdksjdd

THIS IS SO AWKWARDJFKDLDGG

He knows plants 🫶🫶🫶 I am so endeared by this boy omfg

Uh ohhh

OOP

Ily tommy slay king slayyy

Omg 😭😭😭 HES A BABYYYY BEE A BABYYY AND UR MCD'ING THIS FIC??? UR PUTTING THIS SWEET PRECIOUS PRECIOUS BOY INTO THIS MINEFIELD OF TRAUMA?? DEAR LORD I AM SO SCARED

also Wilbur bro. Now do u understand why ur dad wanted u to talk to him I don't get why ur so against this THE WHOLE POINT IS TO GET INFO SO U CAN BE ON TOP AND HAVE ADVANTAGES AND STUFF BROOOFJFJDK

Even I know that and I'm a dumbass /j

I adore tommy shfjfkdkdd I need crimeboys to be brothers NEOWWWW

Me this entire ask: omgogmgogm this child is ADORABLE I love him

Wilbur: he is so fucking rude and insufferable I hate him I hate my life UGH

OOIUHHHJMYGODHSKFJFJF I LOVE SANDDUO SO MUCHDJDOSODOFJDKDJFJF

OOHHHMYGODUDJLSDJFKF THE SANDDUO IS SO GOGUSODIDKSJFKFN THIS IS SO FUCKED UP BEE SHFKBJSBDKGJDJFFKSKDKF I LOVE THEM SM BUT I AM SCREAMING SHDNGLDJSKFJDDKFJFKSKFJDKDJFKFKDNFKGJDNDNFNFNFKGKGK AAAAAAA DJGKFJSNFKDNFKVKFK

The conflict... He has sm conflict... Aaaaaaaa wikburufdjskshdkskdnfn lord he's gonna go through so many crisises (?) (Crises?) in this fic oml I'm staring at Niki and quackity talking to each other and Wilbur feeling left out sooo hard omggg

IM SO EXCITED HOLYFCUINGHSITJDJDKFGKG I NEED TO SLEEP BUT LORD I AM SO SOSOSOSODOFJDKGKOAJDKGKGK IM INSANE IM INSANE ACTUALLY YHIS IS MY FAV THING EVER IM SOO?? EVERYTIME I THIBK IVE REACHED MY MAX OF LOVING THIS FIC I MAMAGE TO LOVE IT EVEN MORE BRO I AM SO FUCKING HYPED RAHSHSJFKGGL

God Sam and Phil are totally gonna be reminded of young Sam by tommy I can sense it... This is so shfkfksjfkdk

Anyways !! Ty for the epic chapter bee I am Reeling this is so fucking hype omgohmhofmdg

"omg sandduo moment" just describes you so well icy lmao

well, when I was trying to come up with the name of tommy's city I knew it was by the river and it's a port city so I wanted it to be related to water in a sense, but I still wanted it to sound more medievalish. Val is a shortened form of Vale/Valley, and broek is just me doing a weird spelling of brook. so it technically is just 'river valley'

it was so fun planning out the culture/fashion differences between the capital and the riverlands. like, there isn't a huge amount of difference, but nobility in the capital and along the coastline are usually kept up to date with the latest fashion trends and the like, and also the weather at the capital and along the coast is different than it is further inland in the riverlands. since they don't have the coastal regulation, it gets much warmer in the summer and much cooler in the winter there compared to the coastal cities. so that also affects the fashion trends.

lol thank you I try very hard to keep everyone in character while throwing them into these wildly different situations. I don't know why I have a thing for making jack a royal guard it just fits him, but as I'm sure you can already tell rose!jack is very different from stars!jack who are both extremely different from glass!jack while all still being forms of c!jack. it's a fun nuance for me to play with.

I definitely wanted to show how unprepared tommy is for this sort of court life. he's 13 and bloodline wise isn't anywhere close to the throne. this isn't something he was ever taught to expect as a possibility. once again just emphasizes how much of an out of left field choice this was for sam to make.

eli had the idea for the bit of clingyduo pulling that shit in court. it was so funny I couldn't not include it.

I'm sure you can guess but uh, while he might be a sweet kid now tommy is going to be very different by the end of this fic. :)

wilbur logically knows he needs to try and befriend tommy for his own benefit but he is nothing if not petty and dramatic

thank you icy I'm so glad you're enjoying so far!! these first few chapters feel so slow for me to write as the author because I know what comes next and how things ramp up, but I'm glad it's really enjoyable so far

[mini-faust]

autumnal asks - harvest, jack o lantern, and cider

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

Idk if he counts but Tim Sutton on god. If not maybe like Ive Spice? I realize these are 2 VERY different answers but different people in here have different answers, main host says either of those tho (they're like a shape shifter)

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

I've grown 2 be much more of a picky eater over the years, more often then not I dislike more foods now than as a child (like veggies, most give me sensory issues now) But, I use 2 LOVE sweets as a kid (couldn't have candy or anything, diabetes and like- a "health" obessed father) So like the rare occasion I could I'd eat any and all, bit anymore a lotta stuff sweets wise I use 2 like just make me sick now or I simply find 2 sweet.

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

Oh. Anon, you poor sweet innocent thing. As Already stated shits fucked and I simply cannot choose one bc I have SO much 2 say.

So, I kin WAY 2 many people, I like lowkey dress them change whole aspects of myself bc of them kinda way of kin. So there's a couple of major ones, also being the most at different times from earliest 2 now:

1. Puppet & Mangle from FNAF

2. Ticci Toby

3. Will Cipher

4. Jack-O' Valentine

I have like 50 kins, it's a lot- these are some of the biggest and most important 2 me tho (also honorary mention 2 Tim Wright from Marble Hornets, I love him sm- why is everyone a coward 2 make bitches fat honestly. Tim Sutton (the actor who played Tim Wright) is so fucking valid and like- thank u sir for ur contributions 2 the world- anyway yea-)

SO, These fictional characters are here for a multitude of reasons,

1. As already stated main host is a shape shifter of sorts, and by that I specifically mean their a mirror that's reflects and refracts, also a doll, meaning they often times just- heavily imprint on characters, and like they can usually sway of its just reflecting vs it altering who they are, they can't likd- choose- but I digress anyway- main host has like lore? way 2 much lore actually- but they're a fictive- its complicated as hell, but they're a fictive of Will Cipher, but they didn't know that originally and a took a HOT minute 2 figure that out, cuz originally the body was way 2 into FNAF, and with how the body is and processes things- robots? fucking dead children souls in robots? a whole mood. Massive mood- especially w/ Puppet being regreful/vengeful and Mangle not rlly being alive in the way everyone else way- very r/iam14andthisisverydeep or whatever but idc, it helped me get through trauma and life and made me happy also the music from the community slaps. So those are the main reasons for mangle & puppet, like the main host literally being a doll (who sometimes has robot limbs, and oops I forgot 2 mention theyre mute and blind- they like have a voice box they just don't always like using it and the blind thing is a whole fucking story-) but yea voice box, being all fucked up physically and mentally? mood 10/10 can't wait for the fnaf movie (Also why those 2 instead of any others is bc like- this was really early on- like what literally only game 2- so maybe 2017? oh my god I'm old- anyway slightly off topic but toy Bonnie is gender as hell)

Ok uhh- Ticci Toby- OH my god the things 2 say, I didn't even mention in the lady part but tics n twitching??? such a thing for us. Especially the host. They cry a lot and generally get overstimmed really easily- and idk what exactly causes it but boy do they tick and twitch, also he's how we found out were trans so oops- um- idk his backstory is a like a mood, we share a decent amount of disorders- and generally his fanon (and maybe canon idk or care, like fuck kastoway) are pretty much a vibe 2 how the main host was for a while- and 2 some degree still is, there's def other reasons tho, like he was the most similar and human in the fandom, he also has a lotta features they really enjoy (curly brown hair, freckles (depending) that like almost sickly white- OH also hachets??? hello??? and his mask??? gender as fuck. Wish I looked that good oh my god. There's just so many reason, he was one of the first pastas I fell in love with, one of the first really I ever even saw. He's like- bi polar like me and idk, I just really enjoy that. He's got enough backstory so that he has a general vibe but hcs can run wild, and still fit. I really hate how childish he's treated tho, I love him as a kin bc he's childish but also not? he's not mature in the slightest but he's not stupid and definitely can hold his own, with lots of character depth. Also his fear of Cars gets more and more relatable (ive been nearly in so many accidents I refuse 2 get a license)

these aren't as on depth as I probably want them 2 be but I don't know I'm comfortable sharing

🖤🖤🎃 Jack-O' Valentine

Silly girl

so gender

so cool, she's got a sort of DID which we love, she's been multiple people and fucked and all these things but in the end she's happy and learning 2 he herself (whatever she decides that is) She fucking blew up Japan tho sorta? gg lore is something else- also Justice her previous form having a massive blue cock is infinitely funny (Justice is a massive mecha, totally pegged sol-) But yea, jacko loves halloween is like 70s inspired is motivating cute and generally such a good character? God. I could not reccomend a character and fandom more, gg is incredibly cool and diverse, and jacko's no different. she's diverse in other ways besides gender, race, identity, I mean she is a white (I think-) woman, probably bisexual idk, but she's got a lot of complexity 2 her w/ having identity issues n shit bc she's part a whole different person, who she was originally meant 2 be, but shit got fucky and ow that's Relatable, her tryna see the best in it all tho? love that- she's so silly as well it's great- and is loved by the person she was supposed 2 be's husband? who loves her for her? goals. also just- her kids so cool lmao I love dizzy-

I'm getting dizzy rn and need my meds hope this was enough for u xx

[ddejavvu]

Could you maybe write something with reader and hotch coming home with their newborn baby and hotch is absolutely obsessed with her?

I can't tell if you meant obsessed with the baby or obsessed with you but i think both would be true!! also shit i got carried away with this and it went wayyy beyond newborn stages oops

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aaron has always been suuuuper attentive to you

this became even more intense when you were pregnant

sure, before he'd check on you every once in a while if you got quiet, he'd ask what you were laughing at if you were giggling at your phone, he'd make sure you weren't cold if you were snuggling together

but when you're pregnant

he's adjusting the pillows for you

he's asking you for constant symptom updates

he's making sure you're in bed incredibly early and encourages you to sleep in in the mornings

he's taking the temperature of your soup when you get nauseous and can't eat anything else so that you don't burn your tongue

he's well aware that you can do things for yourself

and he'd never overstep if you asked him to stop doing certain things

but :) he wants to spoil you :)

when your baby girl is actually born

holy shit

he is Enamored

he spends so much time just !! Looking At Her !! just staring at her with big goo-goo eyes they're sparkling all shiny and adoring as he stares down at her tiny little face and his grin doesn't fade for hours

His hands are absolutely massive, we know this

and he dwarfs your baby girl

he cradles her and she's completely enveloped in his hands

he likes to murmur silly sweet little things to her while she's getting used to being alive

'your nose is so small... your ears are so small... your fingers are so small... your toes are so small... you're so small, peanut'

'such a little baby, my little baby'

you're in the hospital bed looking absolutely ragged like 'your?? baby??'

"Our little baby."

when you guys get home

oh boy

aaron built (assembled) the crib himself

he made it as sturdy as humanly possible

but the second you try putting her in there

he panics

"Wait, sweetheart, I think it would be best if we just checked it one more time-"

"You put Jack in there the other day and made him jump around!! It didn't move a millimeter, it's perfectly safe."

speaking of jack even though this isn't technically about him

oh my god :((

he's so eager to see her and hold her and be around her

you put her in his lap on the couch and he beams down at her when she looks at him

"Mommy! Daddy! She's lookin' at me!"

Jack is very eager to snuggle with you and the baby

you because you've had a very sensitive, very large belly for a while now

and he hasn't been able to comfortably lay on your tummy like he used to

and the baby because she's his baby sister :)

but sometimes he's a little too eager

aaron has to catch jack before he catapults onto you and reminds him that you might not have a baby in there anymore, but you've still got organs that can't be crushed

if jack does accidentally get a little too rough Aaron is right there to make sure you're okay, jack is all teary-eyed bc he didn't mean to hurt you :((

aaron hovers over your daughter like nobody's business

she sleeps a lot, obviously, because she's three weeks old

but he's frowning down at her sleeping form like 'sweetheart she's sleeping again. that's the third nap this morning.'

"Aaron, babies sleep a lot. You don't remember that with Jack?"

"I do I just- she sleeps a lot. Is she okay?"

"She's fine," You always have to reassure him, but you can't always tug him away from the crib

you set up a little rocking chair in the nursery and he definitely sits there to do work sometimes

your daughter snoozes away in the crib and he flips through files in the chair, just to be with her

she lets out littles sighs sometimes in her sleep and he lets a little lovesick grin slip over his face while he works

she likes grabbing his nose :(

and he 100% lets her

she yanks on his hair and drools all over his ties and he holds her up to his face and kisses her chubby little cheeks and tells her she's 'the prettiest baby girl i've ever seen'

when she starts making noises a bunch

he takes little videos

he's got a folder on his phone (you had to show him how to make it) of all of her little baby babbles and if he has a particularly hard day on a case he listens to them :((

he loves loves loves dressing her up!! he will buy the most heinous outfits for her, frilly tutus and ruffled onesies and little baby slides and brings her to you while you're eating breakfast and she looks like a doll that someone let a six year old give a makeover but she's adorable and you fawn over her outfit together

he talks to her all the time!!

he says its because hearing natural language spoken around and to them helps babies develop early language skills

but you're fairly certain it's just because he can't go four seconds without telling her that she's his beautiful baby girl

'that's a cool toy, pumpkin! oh, does it make a noise when you shake it? hmm? good job sweet girl, shake it, shake it, shake it!'

he will wear almost anything on his head as a hat so that she giggles at it

you have caught him balancing a frying pan up there once

he also excels in silly little voices

whenever he reads her a bedtime story (that she is definitely not paying attention to, she's just eating his watch), he does voices for all of the characters

if he doesn't get enough baby snuggles throughout the day he's sooo sulky

"Aaron, what are you doing?! I just put her down ten minutes ago, don't wake her up!"

"I'm not waking her up," He insists, as he wakes her up by lifting her out of the crib, "I just wanna hold her."

[ncllywrites]

Shower sex with Urban😮‍💨

this has been in my inbox for ages, i hope whoever requested this sees this and enjoys lmaooo

Shower Fun

urban x reader

wc: 1004

warnings: unprotected penetration, hair pulling, belly bulge, choking, breeding kink i guess?? weird ending bc i didn't know where i was going with this 💔

Raking your fingers through Urban’s unruly curls, you feel yourself get lost in his eyes. “Have I ever told you how pretty you are?” Urban feels his cheeks heat up as he hides his face in your neck to avoid your eyes. “Stop,” he grumbles bashfully. “You know I don’t fuck with that mushy shit.” Pulling back to look at him, you smack your lips “Boy, shut up. Just the other day you said that you didn’t want to sleep because you wouldn’t be able to admire me for a few hours. ‘Don’t do mushy shit’ my ass” you huff before turning away from Urban to reach for the shampoo. 

“Aye, chill out… you know I was high as fuck” he chuckles, turning around so that you could wash his hair. Your nails gently scratch at his scalp, causing a groan to escape his throat. “You won’t be able to walk straight for a week if you keep playing with my hair like that, baby.” 

You turn him around to rinse the suds from his locks, before threading your fingers at the base of his head and lightly tugging, testing your luck with the man. Urban quickly turns you around, pressing your body against the glass wall of the shower. You arch your back, feeling his heavy girth pressing into your thigh. Wiping the fog from the glass, Urban nods his chin towards the mirror in front of you. “Look at you… those tits look so good pressed up against the glass baby. I wish I had my camera so I could look at this forever.”

You couldn’t tell what turned you on more; the vibration of his voice in your ear or the thought of Urb jerking off to such a lewd photo of the both of you while he was on the road with Jack. Reaching between your legs, you tease your entrance with the tip of Urban’s leaky cock. His hips jerk forwards, slipping his entire length inside, the combination of your slick and the water flowing from above your bodies allowing him to glide in with no resistance. “Mmm, fuck baby…  m’so full.” you whine, your head lolling back to rest on Urban’s shoulder. 

With one arm wrapped around your waist and the other hand on your throat forcing you to keep your eyes on the mirror, Urban starts thrusting, the slow, deep strokes sending shivers through your spine. Pressing on the bulge on your lower stomach, Urban slams his hips into your ass, staring at the ripples in awe. “I can feel my dick in your belly, mama… you like that shit?” His words make you clench around his dick, sucking him in deeper. “So deep, baby, I love it!” 

A whimper escapes your mouth when you feel Urban pull out. “Turn around, mama, I wanna see your face when you cum on this dick.” You turn, wrapping your arms around his neck. “Urb, I swear to god if you drop me, I’m gonna cut your hair in your sleep.” He just laughs, hoisting you up, holding you up by your ass, your legs hanging on the side of his waist. “Don’t worry baby, I would never drop y- oops!” Urban pretends to lose his balance, causing your thighs to lock around his torso. “URBAN HENRY WYATT! I’m gonna- fuck…” Your complaints cut short when his cock slides back into your slick entrance. 

Urban rests his forehead on your shoulder as he stands still for a minute, feeling your walls flutter around him with anticipation. “C’mon baby, move… I need you so bad” you cry out, rocking your hips as much as you could being pinned between his body and the glass wall. Urban slightly spreads his legs wider then begins to drive hard, deep strokes into your core, biting down on your neck and leaving a large hickey in his wake. “ Fuck, I’m boutta bust, baby…” Hooking your ankles together behind his back, you drag Urban in for a sloppy kiss, tongues and teeth clashing together before pulling back and staring into his hooded eyes. “I want you to cum inside me… wanna feel it drip out” you moan as you lean back in, missing the feeling of Urban’s plush lips on your own.

Urban gave you three sharp strokes before you felt his thighs tense below you and a familiar warmth spread throughout your center. Slipping his hand between your bodies, Urban’s skilled fingers rub fast circles on your clit, hoping to bring you as much pleasure as you just gave him. You finally cum, the clenching of your walls milking Urban dry. Gently setting you on the floor with a hand on your waist to keep you steady, Urb pulls out, taking a mental photo of the steady stream of cum that leaks from you. 

“You good? Not gonna fall over if I let you go?” Urban asks half-jokingly as he moves to grab your loofah and body wash. Your legs are sore from being held open in one position for so long but you can’t let Urban have the satisfaction of knowing that he made your legs feel like jello. “I’m fine, Urb. You didn’t even do anything that special, Mr. Big Whore” you laugh, poking Urban in his ribs. His hand slides from its place on your waist, over your breast, and finally wrapping around your throat as he pushes you back into the glass. “Come again? Last time I checked, I was deep in those guts while you begged me to fuck a baby into. Do I have to remind you who I am? Don’t play with me, Y/N.”

Staring up at Urban with wide eyes, you swallow hard, afraid that he might slide back into your abused entrance and overstimulate you to the point of tears. Urban’s face switches from stoic and serious to his signature loopy grin when he feels your throat move beneath his hand. “I’m just fuckin’ with you, baby. Now c'mere and let me wash your back.”

taglist: @always-as-i-am

[bonesandthebees]

Bee... help... I'm reading a fic and it turns out it's a lot sadder than I thought. And I'm only on chap 6 out of 18... sad hours open. Do you know any happier ones?? Halp...

On a lighter note, constellations and SoC are wonderful!

I was so excited when I saw that constellations was apart of the Stars Universe (one of my favorites). It was kinda funny seeing Phil go from "he's just a pawn, I can use this" to "huh, he's got guts and some smarts, how interesting" to the beginnings of "if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this room". My favorite part of Stars was when after the Breakdown and it suddenly becomes official that Phil's favorite is Wilbur and he shows that I the best ways possible for a king/Ruler, ei a room in the private quarters was the biggest one as well as a seat at Phil's table, unlimited access to his audience, and being able to speak casually with him. The Breakdown and everything afterwards is Phil expressing how much he genuinely cares about Wilbur, which speaks volumes to not just Wilbur and Tommy, but EVERYONE else in the palace. One more thing that I loved was that when Phil moved Wilbur to the private room, he though to keep Jack as Wilburs guard, most likely because he saw or heard from Jack himself that Wilbur was more comfortable with him than anyone else. Stars is definitely a favorite of mine and if you do end up doing more in Phil's or anyone's POV for that matter, I will more than eager to see what you come up with.

I plan on doing another ask soon about SoC soon, but I gtg.

I hope you had a happy Memorial Day!

-AlterEgo

uhh if you want fic recs from me you might need to be a little more specific lol (also I don't read a TON of fics so. not the best person to ask probably oops)

god yeah I love phil's slow development in stars as he shifts from having fun toying with wilbur and scaring the shit out of him, to wanting to mentor him and seeing him as a tool, to growing to fully care and love him as his own son. they make me so aaaaaaa

one of the reasons I was so excited to write the Breakdown was because of how it would shift the phil and wilbur dynamic. I was so ready for phil to just fully claim wilbur as his favorite while wilbur was still losing his mind in the corner bc of his paranoia

jack didn't say shit to phil, but phil was able to figure out that jack and wilbur were very close just through noticing their interactions. I like to think that at some point he overheard jack call him wilbur instead of orpheus and realized there was no way he'd do that unless wilbur gave him permission to use his personal name, which could only mean the two were close. then he decided "alright wilbur gets jack in the brother breakup"

ty alterego tbh I had a stressful memorial day weekend just bc i had a lot of personal stuff to do but we're good now!

[certified-bitchboy]

Okay okay so it's barely fleshed out because I am a mess and I keep changing who swaps with who but like heres the current canon™

Tommy swaps with Dream, but Dream does not swap with Tommy (Dream swaps with Eret because haha who's the powerless king now bitch)

Tubbo swaps with George (I don't remember who I swapped George with though)

Niki swaps with Sapnap

Quackity swaps with Bad, but bad swaps with Tommy bc this au was created for cursed swaps and the haha funny but not it's serious haha oops

Techno swaps with Skeppy, but Skeppy swaps with Tubbo

Wilbur and Schlatt swap

Jack and Fundy swap

I don't remember who I swapped Eret with but I think it was Niki? That'll probably change later I dunno

Puffy and Phil swap cause eh why not? (I'm probably still gonna make Phil a bad dad because projecting hahahaha)

I know I have more but I am dizzy and kinda out of it hahahaahahahahah

Here's some random facts:

Dream wasn't too powerless while Tommy was still out and causing shit, because if Tommy didn't allow him to do something he'd straight up just annoy him until Tommy caved. However, Tommy temporarily dethroned his ass and locked em up when dream started getting a bit to comfortable with that method, which effectively took the little power dream managed to grab along the way (he'll get it back eventually)

Instead of red!Skeppy we have blue!Techno, I'll let your imagination run with that one

I unintentionally made techno and Quackity friends but hey Quackity and Techno are best friends now!

Manberg vs Pogtopia? Now we've got L'manburg vs Swagtopia. (Manberg was bette-)

Tubbo becomes king when dream decides to side with Swagtopia bc fuck Tommy I guess, and he stays king longer then George did canonically,,, but he still gets dethroned when Tommy decides having dream as king would benefit him more (sorry Tubbo :/)

Phil is now a knight of dream, I literally just processed that wtf-

Eret and Wilbur rivalry pogchamp hahahah

There's so much potential with dadschlatt and Jack like kfkffk

Anyways Tommy and Tubbo are just very very great friends I'm gonna say that now

Also I will find a way to insert fundywastaken but for now we won't address that

Dream probably has a castle but he doesn't stay in it very much bc of how many times Tommy has locked him in there when dream pushed to many of his buttons

Eret really do just b trying to vibe and then literally everyone said "no 💕" this is why c!Niki is going through a Villian arc istg-

Bad in exile, what will he do (cry, probably)

When Tubbo was king Dream was kind of just vibing in a far off place bc fuck all this but then he made the mistake of coming back and seeing all the chaos (aka bad exile arc haha)

I like to think Schlatt still has a book on resurrection, and Wilbur offered some other important thing to Tommy (I haven't decided what yet though)

Tubbo knew that Tommy did bad shit (locking dream in his castle so often he saw it as a prison more then his home, forcing Skeppy to exile bad over something Tubbo barely cared about, constantly mocking and making fun of bad during his exile, pretending to be multiple ppls friend to get what he wanted, guilt tripping many ppl fairly often) but he didn't want to accept that his best friend is a dick, so he just denied it all and never got involved in any conflict including Tommy (cause if he didn't see it he wouldn't have to address it)

I made a swap au

Anyone wanna hear about it?