#bc it really doesnt hawke just showed up and tbh

[galpalaven]

Warden-Commander Kira Cousland -> Hero of Ferelden Kohava 'Koha' Hawke -> Champion of Kirkwall Warden-Constable Inquisitor Nadia Surana -> Herald of Andraste

[alitaimagines]

☆ how some of the boys be as your sugar daddy ☆

multiple characters ☆ MY HERO ACADEMIA

Takami Keigo: 

yo, this man as your sugar daddy is (chefs kiss). like listen, he’s hardly available to spend time with you and if you’re just involved with him for the money, it’s like a solid relationship. 

but for sure gives you a debit card that’s linked to his account for your necessities. he doesn’t even expect you to let him know because he makes enough money that by the time he sees how much you’ve spend, he’s already making that money back. 

takami is probably one of the scarce few who will be okay with this kind of relationship and probably won’t want it to progress. he’ll more than likely cut it off you’re gaining feelings for him and gets pretty upset at the fact that you ruined such a solid and defined relationship.

will def take you on weekend getaways if you ask for them. he’ll know you’d do it to make some just so you can fault it to your friends. want to go to paris for the weekend? bet. give takami a few days to rework his schedule and the two of you will be on your way soon. 

don’t post about it on your socials though. he has a reputation to maintain and he doesn’t want his secretive endeavors getting out. he’ll make you sign a contract that if he or you cut this relationship, you are not to speak about it to a single soul or you will face some serious consequences.

he doesn’t allow you to date either. even though you aren’t together with him, he feels like you’re cheating on him still so going out on dates is a big no no and you will be punished in the bedroom for such actions. 

speaking of the bedroom, he is ELITE. he’ll make sure the night is better than the last one you spent with him and will snuggle you at the end of every thing. he’ll even indulge you in cuddles after but expects you to leave first thing in the morning. 

this relationship is solid but very very toxic on Takami’s side. he doesn’t know how to value a relationship and probably never will so as long as the two of you remain on just monetary and sexual terms, it’ll be fine. for the most part. 

todoroki shouto: 

oh no, oh baby, you chose someone with childhood trauma to be your sugar daddy. like this relationship could only last for so long before he starts garnering feelings for you and this could turn out either really really cute or very toxic depending if you gain feelings for him. 

like I said, Hawks is probs the only one who could last in this kind of relationship for a long time without gaining feelings. almost everyone else will probably gain feelings for you and Todoroki is 100 and 10% in this category. 

it doesn’t matter where you meet him. say you work in the same agency as him, maybe you’re someone he saved. it. doesnt. matter. he will immediately pin after you and will try to get your name and hopefully your number while he talks to you again. 

at first, him just supporting you financially is enough to him but sooner than later, you’ll start staying a little bit longer after your nights together and that leads to him cuddling you and yeah, we know where this could lead too. 

if you say no to him and just tell him that you want to be with him just for the money and sex, he’ll cut it off. but if you decide to stay with him, yeah babeyyyy, you’ll be in the most loving relationship you’ve ever been in. 

he’ll show you off not long after. he’ll post a photo of you to his Insta and it’ll be the first photo he’s posted in MONTHS. he understands the repercussions that could come with that but he doesn’t care, he wants to show you off for the world to see. 

he’ll take you on trips, surprise you with small gifts, take days off during the week to spend a lazy day with you. he’ll risk it all for you. poor boi gets attached very easily in relationships so DO NOT break his heart bc you will catch these hands. not only by me but by todoroki stands and his close hero friends. 

midoriya izuku:

uh ma’am, you think todoroki is bad? izuku could be just as bad or maybe even worse tbh.

lets get real, izuku isn��t daddy material. he probably didn’t even want to end up in this situation but some how he found himself caught up in this entanglement (LMFAOOOO). he didn’t purposely seek out to be your sugar daddy. 

izuku won’t let it go as long as Todoroki did. he’ll maybe last if anyone a few weeks with your relationship like this before he starts to get feelings for you and he’ll let you know about these feelings very very quickly. 

just like todoroki, he’ll cut you off fairly quickly but he’ll try to coerce you to stay but he won’t force you. BUT say you do like him or want to start to like him, IZUKU IS OVER THE FUCKING MOON. he def wants to take you out on date right away and although he isn’t trying to show you off so quickly, he’ll do it accidentally. 

probably isn’t doesnt go all out to buy you gifts or anything like that but when he does, expect to be blown away. he’s a very detailed and knows every single thing about you so he’ll probably buy you gifts that you’ve eyeing down for a while and surprises you with them. 

HOWEVER, the sugar daddy kink thing is still used in the bedroom and even outside of it. it’s a form of roleplay for the two of you and will use it if the two of you are trying to get intimate later. lowkey likes to be called daddy in public as long as no one hears it. bro? he’s trying to be the number one hero, don’t do that to him. 

bakugou katsuki:

okay so like katsuki was like built different. he can probably last a very long time with a real life sugar daddy relationship with you before he gains feelings for you. he doesn’t really believe in the concept of love and found solace in this kind of relationship.

he’ll gift you things you want as a way to make you stay. necklace? check. rings? check. clothes from Chanel or Tom Ford? check. anything you want, he’ll get you and the relationship remains very secretive until things move forward. 

after maybe a year of just being in that kind of relationship, it’ll evolve into a romantic relationship. both of you will probably he hesitant on starting the relationship because of his anger issues and you not wanting to deal with someone who’s ready to go off on you so quickly. 

if you push that thought aside, he’ll be a very loving sugar daddy/boyfriend. he’ll cuddle you every night he comes from patrol and every morning before he leaves. he LOVES LOVES LOVES to see you give him grabby hands to make him stay in bed and act like a brat. 

won’t expose the relationship for years. he’s very good at keeping it a secret and probably the only time it’ll get out is if the two of you get married and one of you post a photo of the wedding or maybe even earlier than that, maybe an engagement photo gets leaked into the public and he has to address it to the public to shut them the fuck up. 

the gifts more or less remain the same. he’ll leave one of the kitchen table before he leaves for work or if it’s something wearable, he’ll leave it hanging in the closet and expects you to wear it that day so he could come home to you wearing it. 

you being with him probably tones down his anger a bit but it won’t drastically change. you can’t change all of him sweetheart, he’s been this abrasive asshole for YEARS and even tho you are his S/O, he isn’t fully comfortable with you changing everything about him. 

ALITA

[icecreamkink]

so i watched cobra kai all in two days and i have so many -

this show has so many cool and smart angles to it, but the same time.... its so stupid oh my god everyone is so dumb literally mr miyagi held all of the braincells in this whole universe 

like i am but at the same time i am not surprised it was made like this, bc in hindsight of course there were hordes of ppl simping over johnny lawrence ....  but it still amuses me that this is like... an Actual Official Thing

ok this will get long so cut it is

how much fun this cast has is super visible and i love it

i rly enjoy how the world was expanded ! i did grow up watching the karate kid movies, so watching how they progressed the world of the movies so organically was pretty cool. it rly feels like its the same universe

i fucking LOVE stories that are largely about a Thing. dancing ,skating, sports its just so thrilling to experience this all consuming relationship people can have with this type of activity? and martial arts are just that much more intense, so yeah, grown ass men kicking each other around at the lightest provocation and a war veteran caring so much abt teen karate is Ridiculous.... but i love it all because thats the intensity i find so thrilling

was kinda surprised with how much im missing mr. miyagi. first because, like everyone is so unhinged jesus christo, it just really throws into relief how much his character grounded the narrative of the movies. but also hes just a really great character

and on that note it rly Gets Me that the show itself aknowledges that and plays that into daniels angst and all the little ways they sorta weave myiagisms into the whole show........ im not getting emotional over this dumb karate dads show OK

related - i really miss hearing ‘daniel-san’ 🥺🥺

ACE DEGENERATE oh god oh no

they really went down the down and out johnny lawrence route huh. like i was always kinda bummed we see kreese choking him and then we never see him again in the movies, and while i love dumpster fire problematic trash himbo ck johnny, its like......................... actually really sad that his life turned out like this fjngn

everytime i hear ‘babes’ and ‘pussy’ i die a little inside. i know thats the point but i am a v cringe easy person, have mercy (ehe)

loved the way they are constantly drawing parallels between johnny and mr. myiagi of all people. hes the handy man of his building that has a bullied kid asking for help and eventually steps up to teach them karate, beats up a bunch of bullies for him, creates a friendship with said kid, estranged from family, drinks his sorrows away, surprisingly one of the least quick to anger characters (which says more about everyone else really but.... Well.), no schemes or ulterior motives hes just tryna vibe here.... oh and ofc magically heals miguel of is asthma apparently. the true disciple.. meanwhile daniel is his usual messy petty self even tho he wants to be mr myiagi so bad 

also interesting about that is how miguels character is a parallel of both johnny and daniel at the same time

overall the parallels in ck are done really well, drawing comparisons and also subverting them constantly. theyre well thought out

THE PARALELOGRAMS

fr tho, the angle being explicitly the cycle of trauma and its effects and how trumatized adults in turn traumatize kids, maliciously or not, is so interesting

but! on the flip side of that, it feels like the writers are getting in their own way @ letting the characters grow. especially this last season. theres only so many times you can do "johnny and daniel are getting along but 5mins later they are (literally) fighting over some dumbass random issue" or "johnny puts in 20% of effort with robby and then gives up" before it gets on your nerves yknow?

i see daniel no longer talks like macchio ingested 15 shots of espresso before every take and idk how to feel about that tbh

interesting tension in daniel, as in, in tkk mr miyagi was there and daniel was frankly, kind of a lil shit, this messy petty spitfire hot tempered sassy kid,(johnny lawrence voice: just... stop being so annoying) but now hes the adult, and he wants to be mr. miyagi... but hes just not, and never will be to his very core and it shakes him and in a way hes trying to find who he is now that he sees himself in a position to be a not! cobra kai figure. i kinda really like that 

plus how that relates to his cobra kai trauma. idk if the writers thought abt it Like That, i think so, but in any case, its interesting bc it seems like daniel has told everyone whod listen about johnny lawrence his Pretty Boy Karate Rival and high school and 84 cobra kai... But. no one seems to know what went on in 85 (or 86? idk) which was just so much worse

like ye og cobras were shitheads, but tkk iii is just two hours of daniel being emotionally and physically tortured. 

like, the third movie is.............chaotic, to put it nicely, and many people ignore it, but the writers clearly didnt. daniels actions are, in a way, responding so much more to the events of tkk iii than to the first movie ie. johnny himself, AND. daniel doesnt rly seem to have dealt with that trauma? he never told sam? doesnt feel like hes ever told amanda? he doesnt even say terrys name out loud? freaks Out over kreese ? the way he reacts to robbys deceit? his FACE when he walks past the new "fear does not exist in this dojo" paint or kreeses photo? hmMm i sense Pain

his fashion tho........... disappointing. where are the flower shirts daniel huh we had one (1) shirt what a tragedy STOP WEARING SUITS ALL THE TIME . also the band ts/grunge bi are a look for johnny but part of me longs for the preppy lovable 80s bully chic johnny lawrence getups

weird that they never used that last moment of karate kid where johnny kinda... snaps out of his anger and hands daniel the trophy almost in tears. like “youre alright larusso, good match” “thanks a lot”  that being their last direct interection seems like itd be perfect fruit for cobra kai but... they just dont. weird. 

especially when, the FIRST SCENE they see each other, suposedly in 30+ years, the first thing to come out of daniels mouth is QUOTE "u still got those golden locks huh?" WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT DANIEL FUCKING SAN 

also amandas immediate reaction "your pretty boy rival?" like. can we talk about the fact that daniel had to have imparted to his wife the very important information that his high school bully/karate rival was like Really Cute and Fucking Hot Actually

 the writers Knew exactly what they were doing and honestly.............. power to them

tkk director voice: and billy was just so cute  

also I was thinking that daniel sounded strangely fond in that first scene, and i wonder if he developed a weird affection for johnny on the grounds that of all of his Karate Rivals johnny was actually the only one who didn’t actively tried to literally kill him

i was actually delightedly surprised with how great the chemistry between them is, like from the get go i am Invested. their rl friendship totally bleeds through and its fantastic

. granted, idiots enemies to lovers friends is my Thing so i am biased  

johnny lawrence: i am down in the dumps, i fucked up my whole life and my sons probably, largely in light of the trauma that the father figure sensei and the philosophy of my karate inflicted on me and all my friends. u know what i should do, as a traumatized, unreliable mess of an adult? teach that same philosophy to some other kids! what could go wrong! 

but really i enjoy the setup of it. i kinda like that i watched it late because, season 1 was johnny setting himself up for failure in a way and it was exciting to watch it all go to shit sjfn

Like. his heart might be in the right place, but theres just.... not a way to teach something like ‘strike hard, no mercy’ and not have it fuck up a kid 

case and point: aisha, miguel and hawk become annoying as all hell over that bullshit in the end of s1, even before shit gets truly fucked up

billys subtle panicked eyes when he sees hawk and miguel fighting dirty in the all valley was SO GOOD especially in parallel with the panic that is so visible in his face in the movie when kreese tells bobby to injure daniel and in the sweep the leg scene 

seen people question wether kreese should have returned and i absolutely think he needed to. johnny needed to realize that cobra kais fundamentals are flawed, at the root, beyond kreese himself being a toxic piece of shit 

also who are we kidding? we are here to see the tkk characters play on new playgrounds!

i get what they're doing abt kreeses backstory, ( also. cobra kai. pq eles caem nas cobras djjs sorry) but did it need to take up that much time? feels like they couldve  done it in half the run time and developed some other stories better 

martin kove has such an evil eye. i love it

love that we get a good follow up to kreese breaks johnnys trophy and tries to CHOKE HIM in the parking lot, which happened in the movie and then....................... was never mentioned again

“the gang is all back together again” aaaa u piece of SHIT 

also. terry silver is definetely appearing ha ha ha PAIN i cant wait

seen ppl say kreese was too much of a cartoon villain like..........................oh......... sweetie........... u dont even Know

interested how johnny will fit into that bc kreese was simping rly hard for johnny here. like i did not expect him to be so adamant to have him with cobra kai ... under his control, sure, but he really wants johnny by his side despite already having control of the dojo and how will terry silver self appointed jon kreeses forever simp going to feel abt that? 

like bitchs dropping by every episode like ‘joooooohnny ..... come bacc to me joooonny......... this ur last warning! for real this time johnny! i wont say it again! watch me ! im leaving johnny! im rly leaving ! im dragging a chair” and johnny is just like. dont let the door hit ya bitch it was so funny pls

and on that subject oof, johnny! doesnt! Know! he doesnt get that side of daniels cobra kai trauma. and i kind of.............. cannot wait for ck 2021 johnny lawrence to meet terry silver like. what a shit show i need a front row seat and popcorn (imagine terry tries some greasy charm and johnny just roundhouse kicks him in the teeth bc he just doest Not Have the Patience for This. glorious)

feels like we, as a society, should acknowledge that cobra kai will never die................ bc their sense of design is just chefs kiss. their name is COBRA KAI. they have sexie sleeveless black gis. theyve sneks. colorful leather jackets with embroided naja insignia, the get ppl thru the aesthetics. evil geniuses

the flashback cuts : masterpiece behavior

the other takes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the differente angles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CLOSE UP ON JOHNNYS FACE AT THE KICK 

that scene of daniel and johnny vibing to 80s music in the car. just. oh my god. the fan wish fullfilment. no thoughts head empty.

the new characters! theyre .... good. but. idk. i really like miguel (save for the annoying phase mid s1 - end s2) and amanda, who is a damn riot and has some functioning braincells, but everyone else is       

like dont get me wrong, i dont hate anyone,its not a jane and rafael from jtv situation,  and i am interested and invested in their arcs, but i wouldnt say i like   Like them, as in, personality wise 

like, sams grappling with ptsd was rly gutting and i enjoyed that plus her slight rage issues, 

which nicely parallel torys rage issues. torys background is all over the place tho so im pretty on the fence abt her so far

robby deserves better in every way, and i like how smart and cunning and surprisingly sweet he is

hawk............... is there i guess,

 demetri is annoying in the best way possible,

 carmen is sweet but. i just feel like her character is blunted to make the johnny relationship easier. like when shes furious with him after miguels injury but then forgives him like an episode later? and then convinces him to fight for the tournament bc she had a karate epiphany off screen even tho she was always against it? meh. feels like with the plot thiccening she was swallowed and now shes like a crutch for johnny mora than anything, which is disappointing.

aisha was cool and im kinda mad she wasnt in s3, especially bc a storyline with her tory and sam was like RIGHT THERE , but also... cant say i was super super fond of her... doesnt feel like we ever spent enough time on her

moon the bi icon, 

overall its a good cast but the main draw for me remains the og cast 

the tory/sam miguel/robby Thing. enjoy how theyre Narrative Foils and i like how their stories were so dramatically entangled but oh god give me a break with the teenage love square for the love of god. if u gonna put us through that at least have the decency to not make it so straight

and honestly some sam/tory        miguel/robby romantic tension would even make more sense. just saying! 

also im not sure how i feel abt the cobra kai: red miyagi do: blue theyre going with since some of daniels most iconic looks in tkk are also red. like it was a color they (johnny and him) sorta shared. i get it, opposite but complementary but idk... a little too fire nation and water tribe for me .

 and like the cobra kai kids are so funny abt it bc their outifts grow progressively more ridiculously coordinated. its like do they group chat every morning before leaving their houses? 

robby still sticks out like that tho. he went thru an athleisure/daniel san tsleeves phase and now hes back in the bandts grunge, but his color scheme doesnt fully blend with the other cobra kais. hmmmm.

LOVED LOVED LOVED both the okinawa episode and the cobra kais easy rider episode just such good good heart aching fun

bobby is an icon. he was in tkk and he is now ck hope appears more and more

 tommy is like the most iconic background character. all his lines, freaking gold then and now. sigh :( 

the framing in the okinawa trip was so good everything was so good

i stand by the fact that kumiko was the love interest daniel had the most chemistry with and shes is overall such a joy to watch, loved to see her again, idola, fashion icon

also tkk ii is good u guys are just mean

also really enjoyed chozens role in the episode, his evolution; i love that they introduced the pressure points (ty lee the blueprint) and! the honk + karate! cousins! absolutely iconic

when kumiko reads mr miyagis letters........ oh my god, my eyes FILLED with tears, it was so heart wrenching :(( tamlyns delivery was so emotional and lovely and its so obvious everyone involved in ck has so much love and respect for pat morita and mr miyagi as character, and i adore that it exists like this electric current through the show

when we were watching i told my sister i thought that ali would be miguels big shot surgeon and ngl i am so disappointed that didnt happen. hire me cobra kai writers

also the johnny ali daniel amanda chemistry? off the charts

AND the sassy retconning of daniel and alis breakup! LMAO ‘I HOPE U DIDNT TELL MR MIYAGI IT WAS MY FAULT’ HFDJJGNKFKSD

i am preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure back injuries dont work like that    but oke

daniel and johnny are so good together whenever, like they never actually help the kids or get shit done and end up fighting anyway but its just so much fun when theyre hanging

JOHNNY LAWRENCE AND DANIEL LARUSSO FIGHTING TOGETHER

daniels “plan” on how to get robby to juvie was so stupid. literally were u TRYING to make him hate you. dumbass

parents at those hearing rly brave for ppl that did not do ANYTHING as their kids got involved in a karate gang war until now

“bullshit i heard u were the real bully!” i mightve screeched

this s3 ending was SO DRAMATIC omg

everyone is such a MESS go to THERAPY u unhinged motherfckers

also im sorry but uh. a richass neighborhood in california doesnt have some type of neighborhood watch? the larussos rly dont have any security at all? neighbors wont hear the sound of a damn karate brawl happening next door??? also wasnt tory all like ooo i cant go to juvie, my mom yada yada yet shes always running around town getting into fights even at the rich girls house she was kicked out of school for fighting??   ?  ??    ??        ?                ?    ?          ??                  ?    ? girl??

stop destroying the larussos house, its so pretty :((((

sam finding her center looking at mr miyagis picture...  uwu maybe

robby yelling ‘U ARE WEAAK’@  johnny \as he is easily blocking him is like.... so funny and so sad to me. sweetheart. 

also i know it was meant as ‘oh johnny pushes him and HURTS HIM’ but it just looks like robby runs himself into the lockers and IM SO SORRY I FEEL SO BAD BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY 

i like that he and tory are the cobra kai kids now. we need ppl we care abt there to not revert to a good vs evil schtick, and this is the most engaging it could be... tho it hurts that these kids cant catch a break

ah yes "lets bet some real shit on the result of this teen karate tournament bc that is always a great idea" is BACK

so daniel saves johnny from kreese..... maybe johnny will save him from terry 🧐

and dojos unite ohohoho. lets SEE how that’ll work out 

miguels face of Despair when the ck defectors and the md kids are bickering like 'this is never gonna work' : gold

also. Johnny Lawrence is gonna learn some myiagi-do karate AHAAHSJAKDFH

 ive been waiting for this moment all my lifeeee oh lawrd 

final thoughts! there are def things i hope the writers will improve on the next season, but i am very excited for it either way AND i feel like it has made me enjoy the movies even more and that is a win for a reboot/sequel to me!!

[tfw-no-tennis]

hxh....MUSICAL

as soon as i saw that a hunter x hunter musical from the year 2002 starring the OG 99 VAs existed, i knew i has to see this...so i set out and watched the nightmare of zoldyck (i would later find out that theres ANOTHER musical, which i plan to watch too)

luckily its all on youtube subbed! in 360 quality...oh hell yes lmao

ok i logically knew this was gonna be a musical but seeing the characters singing is like. a lot. THIS IS SO STRANGE 

musical illumi is played by a woman which is interesting. shes got a good voice 

i think they just panned to killua but it was so pixelated that i legitimately could not tell hvbadjkfbjkdsf

i have no idea whats going on vhbajdfhhajsdf theres a bunch of people falling over on stage...i think theyre dying? who are yall 

oh shit backup dancers?

lmao illumi killed the backup dancers rip.

oh that IS killua lol. s/o to the 3 pixels that are visible 

is this gonna be the zoldyck arc but a musical? lmao

OH WAIT IS THAT KURAPIKA AND LEORIO? i cant even tell lmaoooo

i can 100% tell these are fan subs lmaooo i love bad fan subs SO MUCH it makes a viewing experience even better

this is p much just a musical version of the manga/anime so far lmao i love it 

the way theyre spelling zoldyck is. a lot 

is every character gonna get an intro song. how much of this musical is singing and how much of it is dialogue cause theres defs a range w/musicals 

lmao i love gon leorio and kurapikas interactions even here, they rlly feel like two parents being dragged around by their energetic kid 

i cant even see the set at all so im just gonna assume theres like, the gate and all that behind them, but it all just looks like a dark wall to me lmao

i love singing exposition 

HISOKAS IN THIS???????????????????? oh my lorddddd 

OH i see now in the description that hes played by the 99 VA too lmao i love it 

wow musical hisoka rlly b like [writes himself into the zoldyck family arc]

oh here we go w/the song introducing the zoldycks 

damn grandpa got mad flips 

this is. wild 

its especially wild that alluka isnt here bc she like...didnt even exist yet at this point in the story 

zoldyck family sitcom wow 

i see the gon/killua romance is still going strong in the musical 

oh so they did all the training and goin thru the door stuff offscreen lol

this is actually doing a pretty good job expanding on the canon stuff from this arc lol so props. espec w/showing more of killua being scared of illumi 

oooh this is interesting actually, this is like....an AU where illumi is present during this arc, and how that would change things. And Also They Sing 

the zoldycks are so fucked up lmao 

also i feel like theres some ‘early adaptation’ character weirdness going on, like w/the grandpa, who seems much less intense here than in the anime (at least after seeing him in the yorknew arc), and milluki, who seems like a gag character here lmao

oh my god lmao is hisoka here to visit illumi?

the hilarious irony of illumi telling killua that assassins cant have friends, then going to hang out with his good buddy hisoka

kurapika is the only one here with a brain cell (for now) 

ah yes hisoka and illumi doing their nasty murder flirting thing 

HISOKA IS SO NASTYYYY I HATE HIM tho his actor is very good and smarmy

OH its canary!! is there uh. blackface goin on there. i cant actually tell, what with there being only 3 pixels present at any given time

really love how half of this is just the regular arc but with the characters singing abt stuff during it 

the lady playing killuas mom has a rlly good screeching voice jesus lmao 

ohh i love musical fighting so much

the sound fx on kurapikas sticks are cracking me up

butlers got mad cartwheels

oh theyre doing the coin thing! this is so out of order lmao

oh my god i love that theyre doing like, sick dance moves while coin flipping

ah the zoldyck messenger hawk makes an appearance. i love that thats canon and real

the 12 yr old gay romance is REAL even here 

the subs seems to be translated very literally, especially in the songs, so its honestly not clear what theyre even singing about vbsjkdjhfskjfd

gon and killua singing about each other is adorable tbh. also i love how silva asks killua abt his friends and killua is like yeah i made some friends. and then only talks abt gon ahjsduhfabhskdf gayboy 

ok so the zoldyck arc is like, ending, but theres still an hr of musical left so whats even gonna happen lmao. also where did hisoka go

oh no the audio and video arent synced anymore huvbhjadfbhjsakdf

oooh they asked canary to come w/them, thats cool

theyre having a party??? hvbajdsfbhasjkdf

oh shit??? what did zeburo just do to killua??? WHATS GOING ONNN lol this is UNCHARTED TERRITORY 

OH GOD IT WAS ILLUMI. SHOULDVE KNOWNNN

omggg all their formal outfits....everyone cheering wildly at kurapika is cute 

LEORIO AND KURAPIKA DANCING.....

the fact that both killua and gon are taller than kurapika in this is rlly funny 

the idea that the zoldycks are also highly trained ballroom dancers is super hilarious to think about, even moreso when you consider how isolationist they are 

seriously grandpas got mad flips

also i love leorios outfit 

this feels like a filler arc tbh. and i dont mean that in a bad way!

leorio trying to get kurapika to go to the hot springs with him lmaoooo

HVDSJBJFSBFJHS HISOKAS BACK. IN DISGUISE. OH MY GOD 

hisokas stage presence is fantastic gotta say 

damnnnn dad zoldycks got mad flips too. guess it runs in the family 

props to the actors for managing to keep their wigs on while flipping around like that 

its so fuckgin funny thats hisoka just introduces himself as illumis friend, when this whole arc is all about how assassins Cannot Have Friends 

so hisoka is just here trying to get family approval too huh

gon miming a fishing trip was adorable and realistic...sometimes u get skunked and It Just Be Like That

leorio is rlly tryin to shoot his shot w/kurapika and kp is just Not Realizing huh vbjsdufjbsaukjf

wow leorio breakin the fourth wall like that lmao 

wow so illumi hacked killua. rude 

hisoka and illumi are lowkey hilarious in this 

leorio is rlly sending every signal possible to kurapika and kp is like. No 

leorio: killua is a scary murder baby, but also im adopting him 

kurapika singing abt how weird it is having friends after dedicating their life to Revenge(tm) is v on brand 

HISOKA OH BOY 

LMAOOOO HISOKA IS SUCH A FUCKING SNITCH I CANT 

no wonder illumi didnt wanna tell him abt his evil plan lmaoooo he fucked up even telling hisoka that much clearly 

the zoldyck siblings just staring at hisoka in confusion bc How The Fuck Did This Clown Get In Our House hvbhjdksfnjksdf

you can tell the subs are off when the audience is cracking up but you dont even see a joke there lmao

oh my goddd hisoka using bungee gum to make everyone dance is. hilarious 

oh my god synchronized dancing 

HVBSHDJFBJDSKFHBSJ illumi doing a dance routine independent of hisoka and hisoka being like ????? vhbjsdkhfjkjsdnfkj THIS IS HILARIOUS

supremely funny to me how illumi makes such a big point abt assassins not having friends, yet hisoka is announcing himself as illumis friend w/every given opportunity hvbhajdkdfhjskf

this feels so filler arc i love it. thats so charming to me since the 2011 anime doesnt have any filler (from what i can tell?) 

kurapika and leorio rlly feel like killuas parents here lmaooo

this is all dramatic but kurapika keeps repeating what leorio says and its cracking me up hvbajhkdhfbjsk

i lov this fambly 

ah, even in the musical illumi is still such a manipulative bastard 

i feel like the quality just went down EVEN MORE, which i didnt think was even possible hvbhjkdsfskf. at least the audio is synced w/the video again

illumis got a good evil laugh 

this is the exact brand of dramatic angsty filler content that i was hoping for in this lmao i love it 

oooh more zoldycks 

honestly this is more how i expected the zoldyck arc to go in canon hbshjdkujfkjsfdas

dramatic gay filler angst + somewhat incorrect fansubs = perfection

OH SHIT CANARY 

BRO DID SHE JUST DIE???? OMFG

the subs keep calling illumis power ‘spells’ which seems to imply that illumi is some sort of assassin wizard rather than a nen user hvbsudhfkjsdjgf

come to think of it, what point was the manga at when this musical was written? it has to be pretty early on, maybe just as nen was being introduced

gon boutta go ham on illumi...Get His Ass

OHHHH GON DOING THE ICONIC ARM GRAB....ARM GRAB REPRISE

gon doin the good ole reliable shounen ‘punch your friend and yell at them so they snap out of a funk’ lol

i do love how typically shounen this is. friendship speeches! but delivered by SONG!

illumis main hobby is butting in at the worst possible moments 

HISOKAS BACK OH BOY

hisokas playing card blocked killuas hit hvbhjakdhsfjnakdsf thats like in jojo when those manga blocked dios knives 

wow the whole zoldyck squad is here

ooh forbidden zoldyck lore lmao

killua: mom u guys are lame im joining this much cooler family now. bye 

i love how hisoka is just weirdly lurking around for all this zoldyck drama lmao

silva seems like such a bro in this but i feel like hes rlly not like that in canon vhauidfhbsjhdkjfk

oh nope there he goes w/the evil laugh lmaooooo

sorry dude but leorio is his dad now 

gon sniffing zeburo hgbajkdfshbjkdfjnsjdk oh my god

oh hell yeah some synchronized main character finale dancing 

actor showcase! everyone loves kurapika which, same 

ah so the director of this musical also directed the sailor moon musicals, which i didnt know existed but of course that exists...thats funny considering the hxh mangaka is married to the sailor moon mangaka 

anyways that was fun honestly!!!! i fuckgin love musicals, and musical adaptations of non-musical source materials can be like, SO different tonally, but this honestly felt like a fun filler 

it was really interesting seeing something based on the canon from this early on - as i said above, some of the characterizations (like the zoldycks) seems a bit different than we’re used to, but others were spot on - like hisoka only showing up intermittently to sow chaos and do nothing else vhjkadhbfhkjdsfnj im assuming the yorknew arc hadnt happened at this point, but hisokas actions in this musical were hilariously similar to how he acted in the yorknew arc, so, props. 

plus it was cool to see the ‘what if’ factor w/hisoka and illumi also being there, espec illumi interacting w/killua bc its so wildly different from how killua reacts to any of his other family members - hes clearly scared of illumi, in a way he isnt w/anyone else, and that was done well here w/the scene where illumi threatens killua’s friends to get killua to listen to him

also the angst was honestly great, and there was some REALLY sweet wholesome parts that i loved. and the music wasnt half bad either!!

i think the VAs did a great job playing the characters - hisokas VA was especially great (and i really loved kurapika too). gons hair was not very similar to how it looks in the show so it was a little more obvious that he was being played by a grown woman, but still a great performance. 

anyways fun times, i love musicals and this was a fun ole 2000s filler shounen musical adaptation

[rosasamuels]

VORES MAYA HAWKE FR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL.................... this is bri w their third n final intro (fr now...............) rosa’s quite a bit diff than teddy n leo bt i lov her w all my heart anyway? strokes her hair as i whip up this intro

「maya hawke & cis female」⇾ samuels , rosa, the junior radcliffe student’s records show that she is a leo and 21 years old. she is studying gender studies, living off campus and can be witty, considerate, obtuse & judgmental. when i see her i am reminded of mom jeans and overalls, red wine in a colourful mug, blushing at even the smallest compliments.

pinterest can be found HERE.

TW’S FOR GRIEF, DEATH, AND CANCER BELOW!

stats.

name: rosalind ‘rosa’ florence samuels.

age: twenty-one.

gender identity: cis-female.

pronouns: she/her.

sexuality: bisexual.

birthday: august 8th, 1999.

star sign: leo.

myer-briggs: istp.

year of study: junior.

major: gender studies.

occupation: n/a.

place of birth: rochester, new york.

religion: christian.

background.

rosa is the daughter of a pastor so…………… Fun Times was had throughout her childhood!

she’s also the younger sibling of twins who were super close growing up so she always felt like a bit of an outsider……… but they loved her n she loves them even tho they’re . super weird about it

she was always a bit of a . Harsh child…….. fr no reason rly she jst didnt kno how to interact with kids but there was one (1) kid named sylvie who was rosa’s closest friend for a bit and she grew so attached they did??? everything together like they had sleepovers every night they were Obsessed

CANCER TW - rosa hadn’t made friends other than sylvie so when she had to leave school bc she was diagnosed with leukemia it was fkin devastating fr rosa she didnt kno how to exist without sylvie

DEATH/GRIEF TW - lo n behold sylvie unfortunately passed away……… n it rly messed rosa up she was extremely selective w her friends fr most of her childhood (n still is frankly) - CANCER TW

just when she was getting over it one of the twins?? passed away and the whole family was in shambles once again and rosa for a while was really messed up over it she stayed home for a semester bc it reminded her of losing sylvie again n she didnt kno how to function

she eventually sort of?? forced herself to get over it in a way where like . she’s almost trying to pretend like it never happened?? just refuses to talk abt it rly /: - DEATH/GRIEF TW END

SUPER keeps to herself rly, she has a decent amount of friends bt nothing crazy n frankly has no desire to meet anyone new or talk to anyone new, jst has trust issues n doesnt wanna lose anyone else

details.

used to b quite scared of being sexual/exploring her sexuality bt this past summer she’s mostly gotten over tht......... still jst as selective with who she hooks up w as she is w her friends

can b kinda temperamental n will blow up in someones face

strictly wears long sleeves and pants (mostly overalls) its rare shes in short sleeves and/or shorts even in hot weather

u will RARELY ever catch her in a skirt/dress its jst not her thing

a total tomboy shes on the soccer, tennis, n baseball team

very dry humour…………

connections.

someone she has a crush on bt refuses to face it so she bullies them bc of it

someone who has a crush on her?? bc tht wld b cute considering she wld b oblivious

hook ups?? i cld see her doing mostly one night stands during the summer bt i’d like to see maybe one (1) person she’s particularly fond of n they’re mayb fwb’s now??

a few friends who managed to weasel their way into her life

or ppl she’s rubbed the wrong way/enemies tbh

frankly???? anything

[caandlelit]

Dabihawks college au?

man this is literally the most valid au the league have been described as "dumbass 20 something year olds" and "stupid college kids" at leasT thrice nd thats really all they are

lmao, next time the manga updates itll just be jin going "woaH woAH heY that went dark tenko" and itll be zoomed out to show a table where the league sitting around with because theyre actually a bunch of nerds playing dnd

except its a whole new universe with quirks bc shimura thought dungeons and dragons was too restricting

more on that later perhaps?? i have a sudden many thoughts™

okay so dabi takes art !! because hes gonna be a tattoo artist, the best au tbh

hes strolling through college he doesnt care what happens hes already got a job at his favorite tattoo parlour hes doing chill

which is hugely different from fucking everyone else

hawks is taking the hardest fucking criminology and psychology courses

hes gonna end up a detective u know he is

he wants to help the world but he hates attention???

and his backstory was like, that he saved some people and the police ended up needing him somehow

idk im not a crime fiction author im barely an author

and theyre impressed af by how quickwitted and smart he is

then they ask him who his parents are and when he shows them the neglect he lives with they woOSH him away

and he ends up being fostered but hes gonna have a police career

police detective! ft! buddy cops with rumi!

(i am writing a cop and thief au now. i get sidetracked easily)

dabi as the chill as fuck delinquent guy who doesnt seem to care about anything and is breezing through classes he loves and claims to have never touched a book

and hawks as the constantly stressed and yet cheerful and lovable guy who lives in the library and still manages to be friends with everyone on campus and their mom

dabi secretly a graffiti artist in his spare time please give me the good shit??

hawks as the loser in love with the murals and messily intricate spraypaint telling stories on the walls near the campus coffeeshop and all through the streets he walks through to get to class

he tries to detective it out, has a notebook where he writes down every clue he can find and all the places hes seen that unmistakable art style

dabi meets hawks because hawks catches him graffiti-ing up an alley near hawks' dorm

its like late night and hawks is getting back from, noT a party

the library

where he fell asleep

again

and he sees dabi whos hood is up and is in full black and busily spraying an intricate design of flames licking up what look like angel wings

and hawks freaks for a second cause !! this is the guy!! holY shit and he found him by chance!! insane!!

then inhales and whispers a cool line

'thats illegal in like literally every country i can think of you know'

dabi, the bitch, doesnt even turn around and just scoffs and goes:

"who r u a cop? mind your business"

hawks brightens and starts and when he starts he doesnt stop

'um actually- i aM! or thats what ill eventually be! hi, im hawks, and, uh, sorry man i was mostly kidding about the illegal thing, mostly, like, it iS illegal but i dont care, ive actually seen your art a lot and its great to finally meet the artist cause your art is amazing dude, i love your style, i always feel some kind of emotion even with all the cuss words hidden not so subtly in the corners-'

dabi turns around, eyebrows raised cause goddamn this guy talks some shit, and when he turns around his eyes widen and he's like holy fucK

bc

surprise!

he has a secret crush on him!!!

im so predictable its not even funny

hawks is the pretty boy dabi has been stalking ever since he saw him dead asleep in the library a month ago and thought was the 'cutest person on the planet even though he was drooling and snoring and had eyebags visible from like so far away and oW okAY fuyumi yoU rant abt girls to mE i am allOWED to rant abt boys to yOU jaCKASS-'

so from then on they keep seeing each other everywhere

or well, dabi had already been seeing him everywhere, the pitiful stalker that he is

hawks was just too dead to the world to notice

hawks spills his coffee on dabi while hes at a hurry in starbucks and hes like oH shIt and when he looks up and sees dabi hes like,,oh shiT,,,, and theyre both all flustered and hes babbling apologies and promises to buy him another after his class

leaves in a hurry and dabi wonders if he just scored a date

the league is a frat and you cannot convince me otherwise!! meet me in the fucKIn pit

ive probably said that before tbh

well

i am a dumbass bitch. i will never change. this is a promise.

so dabi's in the frat and theyre always teasing him about hawks and telling him to grow some balls and get his number but,,dabi's a pussy ass bitch

theyre constantly flirting and toeing the line between friends and wanting to fuck

but theyre friends and always hanging out and getting to know each other

hawks starts chilling about his classes more and dabi gets better at showing up to his own

hawks gets to know the league through dabi and within a month hes practically an honorary member hes bffs with everyone

hes suddenly always at the frat and playing mariokart with jin and spinner

and then staying the night in dabi's room when it gets too late for dabi to feel okay letting him walk back

and sharing beds and then waking up tangled together nd staring at each other blushing

and hawks stutters and tries to excuse the way hes pressed up against dabi and not moving at all

and then he wonders why dabi isnt moving either and dabi just sighs and kisses him quiet

dumbasses??? as fuck

let! them! be! the! stupid! college! kids! they! are!

[capriciouschocoberry]

honestly... I can spend the whole week thinking of my crush and when I finally meet him I act like he’s not there

[trvelyans-archive]

For Yvette Hawke - 9, 12, 16, 31, 32, 34, 47, 50?

putting this under a read more bc it’s so long…

9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals?

yvette prefers bigger, stronger animals to smaller ones - she doesn’t particularly care for bunnies, cats, etc. but she lOVES mabari and had one for a while as a child named mud. she gets along well with dogs and big animals bc she loves them so much and theyre so useful!

12. What is their favourite food?

yvette loves bread. so much. she carries at least 2 loaves of bread with her at all times and just picks away at them constantly. she also loves meaty stews and soups

16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it?

yvette has a knife collection of like. small throwing knives that she steals off of peoples bodies when she kills them? enemies quite often have throwing knives in their pockets and she steals them all. as of the end of da2 she probably has about 30 different throwing knives and brings them around with her depending on what seems most useful and who she’s fighting. she keeps them in a chest under her bed in hightown

31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?

yvette is a brutally honest/sad drunk. it’s literally the only time she shares her emotions or lets anything go? she mainly bottles up her feelings bc it gives her more of a drive when she fights but when she gets drunk she lets it all go. after fenris, she cries about him basically every night in varric’s room at the hanged man and then doesn’t think about it the next day, but she does feel a lil bit lighter. 

she doesnt really drink much, actually. she just drinks when shes feeling REALLY sad and doesnt have anything to fight. or she’s already fought through everyone possible in lowtown

32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?

yvette is very practical. she wears clothes she can always fight comfortably in and offer protection - she wears thick leathers, cottons, furs, etc. she just wears whatever is comfortable and helps her fight in.

when she goes to sleep, she either sleeps naked when she’s alone, or wears v thin dresses. she likes covering herself with all the blankets possible when she sleeps but then she gets hot really easily cuz she moves around alot, so she’s gotta stay cool somehow…

yvette doesnt wear makeup. pssh. who has time for that.

yvette has rather thick curly hair that she ties into 2 braids on each side of her head. when she’s at home, she has it in 1 or a bun - post-kirkwall, she cuts off her hair entirely, however, and just has it down to her shoulders, which she likes tbh

34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?

yvette is very pear shaped! she has a thin waist, small breasts, strong but thin arms, and then a fat ass and thick thighs. she stands at about 5′3 although she wishes she was taller! and she likes her body because it’s very strong and muscular and she feels very powerful and capable of just. doing shit

47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear?

yvette thinks balls and dances and parties are stupid. like. she doesn’t go to any because she thinks they’re so dumb? she values honesty and the game is stupid bc everyone are just filthy liars all the time and go behind people’s back, etc.. however she has one fancy outfit that she only showed varric ONCE and then put it away forever bc she felt so bare compared to her armour. she still has it in her dresser in hightown, tho

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

yvette’s bag would be a really big one. inside of it would be: her whole throwing knife collection (30 knives), her trusty waterskin, her knit stockings that she’s had for years, at least 4 loaves of bread, a red ribbon from her childhood that she’s always kept, some various dried vegetables, bandages, potion bottles, and some bones in case she meets some wild dogs

thank u for asking!

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Tagged by: @medweds

Rules: answer every question, add one of your own and tag one person per question (or in my case as many people as you can/feel like) I tag: @jollyelfgirl @opheliathepainter @youareyoubutwhoareyou @turnishy Asnwers under the cut!

1. coke or pepsi: I prefer coke its easier on my throat, pepsi is too syrup-y 2. disney or dreamworks: I like dreamworks a whole lot! 3. coffee or tea: I like coffee a whole lot but im bias bc i grew up in coffee hell 4. books or movies: Depends on what I can concentrate on 5. windows or mac: ehhh windows mac is hard to use for me 6. dc or marvel: idk neither are rlly completely satisfying to me - I like more characters from Marvel, but then theres gotham [eyes emoji] 7. x-box or playstation: Ehhh I have playstation history with like dogs life and spyro and tony hawk pro skater which are really fun but I also fucking love skyrim and the hitman games 8. dragon age or mass effect: Ive only ever played one of the dragon age games and no mass effect so 9. night owl or early riser: Im an early riser bc i need to keep my schedule 10. cards or chess: neither 11. chocolate or vanilla: ehhhhhh chocolate 12. vans or converse: I dont pay attention to brands? 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: What?????? 14. fluff or angst: God I fuckigng love angst like an e d g e l o r d 15. beach or forest: The forest, I really dont like beaches.......................................at all

16. dogs or cats: CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS LITTLE FLUFFY WIGGLE FRIENDS 17. clear skies or rain: hhhh rain yes, please give me horrific rain storms 18. cooking or eating out: I like cooking bc theres less people 19. spicy food or mild food: Mild, though Ill still eat spiced food bc unspiced is so...............bland 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Halloween t b h 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: A little too cold since thats already me 22. if you could have any superpower, what would it be?: idk so long as I can use it to help people..... teleportation maybe 23. animation or live action: I prefer animation, its more memorable for me 24. paragon or renegade: ??? 25. baths or showers: ehhhhhh showers? 26. team cap or team ironman: Uh Team Cap 27: fantasy or sci-fi: Fantasy is so fun!!! So 28. do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they: "You literally ruined my life"- My sister/"Just because you ruined YOUR life doesnt mean you should ruin everyone else's"-My sister "Im literally crying right now mom"-some kid at Disney land "Spam is like my god"-Hayden Upchurch "Rubix cube... twist twist twist..."-KEATON M BOI 29. netflix or youtube: ehhhh kisscartoon lmaooooooo 30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: I havent read either tbh, tho I like the world of harry potter a whole lot 31. when do you feel accomplished: When I make people laugh 32. star wars or star trek: neither 33. paperback or hardback: god Hardback bc of sensory issues 34. horror or rom-com: Horror for li f e 35: Tv shows or movies: TV shows t bh

36. spotify or pandora: neither 37. zootopia or inside out: Zootopia t bh 38. favorite book: UNbOUND- NEAL SHUSTERMAN ITS SO GOOD I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

39. favourite flower: Celosia

40. what field of study are you in (or aspire to be in): Drama and theatre/psychology

41. song lyric you really love?: "I know, yeah, Im slow I sleep the best in cold dreams arent what they used to be"- Chris Garneau (Saturday)) Also "All the sorrows Ive seen Have lead me to believe That everythings a mess but I wanna dream Leave me to dream"- Imagine Dragons, Dream 42. What’s your MBTI type?: ISFJ 43. What Hogwarts house are you?: Im a hufflepuff!!! 44. Cake or pie: Cake tb h 45: write with pen or pencil: Pencil ! 46:Favourite feeling on your hands?: cotton blankets