the biggest piece of evidence that most of Jack’s behaviors are masking is that the second he’s left unattended he immediately chooses violence and acts like a bitch. Literally the last time he was unattended he started eating people
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simply no one is doing lesbians like dnd shows. Hopelessly devoted to your girlhood best friend that you face execution for her but have to grapple with maybe killing her for the good of the world, going through the motions of a corporate hellscape with the same woman by your side only for her to get engaged to someone else for a promotion but then you find out she actually did it to cover up her lame and cringe fail antics and now you’re not in love with her anymore, whatever the fuck jizzie have going on
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Fellas, i just found out my grandmother died across the planet 2 days ago and not one of my moms 3 younger brothers decided she was important enough to know, so we found out today from a cousin twice removed.
Luckily on tuesday i will be liveblogging their assbeating that i will be personally inflicting, so stay tuned for that (they dont know im flying from the states for the funeral)
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you know... as barton's #1 hater, it pains me to say this, but he mighttt actually be semi-decent at flirting with someone / seducing someone. LMAO okay, i'm joking about it paining me + being his number one hater (though i AM a hater of his), though let me explain why i'm talking about this right now — because it actually does have something to do with how barton 'lures in' his victims and this is usually by going on romantic dates with them.
and barton purposely does this by putting himself in situations where he'll attract the persons attention and/or where he can flirt with them, OFC, but while they're none the wiser to what his true (and VERY twisted) intentions behind talking to them is 😬 because i know i say this a lot but barton is DEFINITELY not a good person and at the end of that first date, he'll kill them.
and this might be an unnecessary detail, but with how the media unfortunately tends to sensationalize serial killers, i feel like this has earned him a nickname in the papers because of those who have discovered his victims. i'll talk about this more later, though
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Ai...how do u wear short skirts and revealing outfit.. want to wear too but hate men and the attention you receive from them when you wear those. How do I ignore those and still wear it. I feel very uncomfortable wearing even jeans out because they can see my ass shake, lol
i get what you mean, i hate the predatory attention that comes with it but i just want to wear what i want and i do and idc atp. luckily ppl are decent where i live but every now and then there are gross men that overstep any boundaries and then i either ignore or confront them tbh mom is terrified whenever i talk back at such ppl, she’s like someone’s gonna beat you up one day bc of your big mouth why can’t you just shut up, sorry mom i can’t one day you’ll see me on the news 🥲
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