#beau x jester x yasha

[blorbologist]

Vampire Bashter AU?

Buckle up folks! TW: temporary character death.

“I want you to have my blood.”

Beau has to spit her soup to sputter “Yasha, what the fuck?!”. It spills hot and holy on her chin and she wipes it away with the back of her hand. Nothing comes with - Heroes Feasts are certainly something. 

“I hate to echo Beauregard, but…” Caleb hesitates, grilled cheese mid-dip. He drowns it a little further. “Please, elaborate on that?”

Yasha fidgets. “I, well. The soup made me think of it, because blood is like your body’s soup, right-”

“Gross, not while we’re eating!”

“Sorry, Veth.” She winces. “I mean… I can’t really die. Or, I can, but I’ll just poof into mist and mosey on to where we left my coffin outside Aeor, right? On top of the rage rage rage thing.” Her fingers threaten her bowl’s integrity, so Beau eases her hands down. “I don’t want you to die,” Yasha admits softly. “I don’t - I know this isn’t -”

“Thank you for the offer, Yasha,” Fjord says gently. “It’s very thoughtful and considerate of you.”

The sentiment is echoed by the rest of the Nein, though with a lot more unease. 

Yasha’s gaze scatters against Beau’s face. She can feel it as she pokes studiously at her rice. “Ah, Beau?”

“I’m staying me,” she says quietly. “If anything happens, I trust Jester and Caduceus to bring me back, and you to stop me from going down in the first place.” She grins weakly. “Besides, I can’t be your juicebox if we both… need… juice?” That made more sense in her head.

Jester’s hand flies up.

“I want to be a vampire!” she proclaims. “See, I already have the fangs for it, and I bet I’d be so cool-”

The Nein bicker back and forth, with Yasha vehemently insisting that no, she really wouldn’t want to be a vampire, and this is only just in case she dies. Fjord also agrees to the measure, just in case. Essek almost does, only to clench his fist, ears flattening very much like Frumpkin’s might. 

Yasha slices the inside of her forearm (“I need these hands for swinging swords! Who would cut their palm?”). Her blood (Beau’s blood, taken and made new) looks just as red as the rest of theirs. Fjord, grimacing, uses a cup to gather it up and throws it back with a shudder. 

Jester scoots over, takes Yasha’s hand. “That took too long,” she says brightly, before gently pulling her forearm close and pressing her lips to the wound. 

Beau swallows hard. Holy shit. Looks away - stupid, she looked away to Yasha, whose eyes are cut red, fangs peeking out of her just open mouth. 

It’s an agonizing few gulps (gulps, holy shit, the way her throat moves-) before Jester draws back with a gasp. When she wipes the rivulet of blood away (Yasha’s(Beau’s)), her sleeve comes away cherry red. Nothing heroic about this.

“That was hot,” Beau blurts out. She promptly shoves her bowl of soup to her lips and chugs. 

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Lucien impales Jester with the claws of his wings. A butterfly pinned to a collector’s board, and just as perfect. Until he shakes her off and twists around to jab at Yasha, her own wings burning her with their dark light. 

“Jester!” they scream, Caleb screams, Fjord screams, everything and everyone is screaming, because their heart has been skewered and their hearts have stopped beat-

She gasps

- beating. Beating, beating, as Jester gasps and hacks and hauls herself up on her elbows.

“I’m okay! I’m okay!”

Beau’s eyes catch on the red of her pupils, the red of her blood, the same shade between them, and has only a moment for her gut to lurch before it’s back to saving their friend (and maybe the world).

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[butchgeographer]

Sits bolt upright in bed

Jester is ADHD info dumps gf

Beau and Yasha are the autistic intense listening gfs

[uselessgayshit]

cr and probably dnd ships in general are wild because it’s like

1. the sexiest bitch with a bow to ever live x a very cute, to be queen who is sometimes stricken by acute social anxiety

2. literal anime guy with a gun x a hot half-elf with daddy issues

3. an affected bisexual with a death wish x an immortal, god-like woman with only grief in her future

4. a stoic man of the sea x an erotic graffiti artist with an impulsive streak

5. a bde jock x a tiefling that wouldn’t know how to bottom if her life depended on it

6. flower girl with a vicious past x traumatized lesbian who harbored a crush as a joke and then accidentally fell in love

7. the rich kid with stage fright x a widowed ballerina

8. a horse girl x the creepiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen

[beastlyworlds]

Fanart doodles of a few of the @critical_role campaign 2 crew (episode 1) ✨🍭⚓️💪🥃🐈⚡️

[critterpages]

MORE

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Beau, whispering in Yasha’s ear: would you like fries with that

Yasha, biting her lip: oh yeah, baby

Beau, touching her inner thigh: would you like to super-size that

Caduceus, poking his head through the door: you’re out of toilet paper

Beau: what

Caleb, poking his head through the window: he said you’re out of toilet paper

Yasha: what the fuck, can we please get some privacy here???

Beau: yeah, what are you guys even doing in our house anyway???

Jester, poking her head through the ceiling vent: because you’re our friends and we missed you

Veth, pummeling Beau with toilet paper: I GOT THE TP!!!

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

Ah yes, my favorite pairings;

War Crimes

Useless Lesbians

Water

[solacestea]

Beau, my favourite disaster lesbian

[e-johnsen]

@criticalrole

BeauYasha Week Day 6 - Pirate AU

I title this:

when your first mate leads the charge in shenaniganery.

[xxwillowpotatox]

Beaujester art! (I used a base for this as I wanted to practice coloring so I’ll reblog with the base if anyone wants it)

[detect-undead]

Mighty Cuties

[pocketgalaxies]

jester: let's go down, usually scarier things are down

beau: i'm always a fan of going down 😎

[magicweirdos]

The Mighty Nein is just as horny as Vox Machina, THERE I SAID IT.

[annemarieyeretzian]

beau going back to work and yasha going back to their home; veth’s summer camp being successful; jester teaching arts and crafts at the camp and then opening her own art studio; kingsley working for stone’s throw shipping company and eventually becoming the new plank king; fjord overthrowing the corrupt orphanage he came from (and beau and yasha adopting some of the children); caleb going home, continuing to work with beau and finally accepting a teaching position; caleb starting the tradition of gathering all of the mighty nein once a month at different locations where they stay for two nights in the tower; caleb continuing his private practice, teaching students who weren’t accepted at the academy; caleb tending the green beans in his garden, and looking to the road, wondering when he’ll see his friend (👀) return

[randoimago]

oh good!! i know weight-related things can make some people uncomfortable; i was just hoping for some headcanons about members of the mighty nein with a chubby!reader as a partner?? how they'd treat them in public & private, reassuring them when they have self image issues, etc

How They Treat a Chubby S/O

Fandom: Critical Role

Characters: Beauregard Lionett, Caleb Widogast, Fjord, Jester Lavorre, Mollymauk Tealeaf, Veth Brenatto, Yasha Nydoorin

Type of Request: Headcanons

Notes: Honestly I don’t think any of them would treat their S/O differently in public vs. private (some might be more affectionate), so I think I’ll just do this as a general thing of how they treat S/O.

The Mighty Nein

Beau absolutely believes in the “there’s more of you to love!” mindset. She constantly talks about how much she loves you and how hugging you is like holding the best pillows. Wouldn’t mind helping you lose weight if that’s really what’s bothering you, but she really likes how you look and would rather you be happy with yourself than change for other people.

Caleb is very bony so it’s nice to be able to just lay on you when he reads or studies. Really has no problem with your size or how you look. Just let him rest his head in your lap and he’ll read out loud to you, adding in words of praise for you specifically, but acting like it’s dialogue in the book he’s reading.

Fjord is also a tad self conscious of himself since he’s not the strongest out of the group but he does his best. If you wanted to train or something then he’ll be happy to join you, you each can be each other’s motivation. Just know that he likes you and wants to do what makes you happy, not others.

Jester is chubby herself so you being self conscious might make her self conscious because is that’s how she’s supposed to feel about herself? She loves herself and loves you and so she’ll help you learn to love yourself too!!

Molly’s whole brand is being the center of attention so if that’s causing you to be more self conscious then he’ll try to tone it down. Does tell you that everyone supposedly has only one life to live and you should use it to be happy, not worry about others.

Veth hated herself in the past until Caleb helped her. So if you start feeling down then she’ll do her damnedest to make sure you know that you’re loved and you’re amazing. Seriously, who does she have to shoot to make you happy?

Yasha will still gladly pick you up and carry you around. Don’t even try to tell her that you’re too heavy. She’s strong, she’ll lift you up. And she’ll gladly punch anyone that says anything about you too. You’re fucking beautiful and you should know it.

[critterpages]

You mean we get to see ✨this✨ animated??

LAURA: Um... "Oh, Beau, Beau, Beau" is probably how it starts.

ASHLEY: Yeah, I like that start. "Oh, Beau, Beau, Beau."

ASHLEY: "Eyes so blue and hair so shorn on the sides."

LAURA: Yeah, that's good, that's good.

ASHLEY: Okay. Eyes so blue, hair shorn.

LAURA: "Abs, so many."

LAURA: "But frame so small."

ASHLEY: Frame so small. Yeah, she's so small.

LAURA: (gasps) Ooh, ooh, I got a good one. "How I wish to envelop you with my wings."

ASHLEY: Oh! Okay. "How I wish to envelop you with my wings."