#because i think itd be funny for these two to try to deal with that in two different ways

[spaghettiandart]

I'm not sure if you been asked this before but, what would Hunter's reaction upon seeing Belos again after "Disappeared"? Because we know Hunter knows what his uncle looks like underneath the mask.

so I drew this all at like 2 am but!!! Itd go something like this (I apologize in advance if it looks like a hot mess in advance)

he just keeps on seeing him like out of the corner of his eye but he can NEVER get to him. hunter is questioning whether or not that is his uncle because seeing the emperor in casual clothing feels like a fever dream but eventually it culminates into something along these lines

the idea is that hunter spends the rest of the day (after realizing phil = belos who lost his memory) trying to get his memory working and to get him to remember being the emperor but he keeps on being interrupted every time.

eventually he gives up and gets forcibly integrated into the house of owl

[ivanzplaid]

Hi! I hope your day is going well, could you do a grabber x reader head cannons where the reader has the mentality of those “never let them know your next move” tiktoks.

it’s weird but I thought it would be funny

hello! my days going excellent, thank you🫶 and of course i can, its not weird, i honestly think itd be funny, it would definitely be a whole new experience for him & he would have specific ways of dealing with it🙏🙏 also, i do write for headcannons! i love them sm

these are some quick jot downs i thought of through the day, i can make a more detailed or put together hc list if youd like!

as always, thank you for the request!! i surprisingly have a decent amount atm, so maybe on hold if you do ask something, but im getting them done asap :)

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Either absolutely adores or absolutely hates this about you, the middle is almost never an option for his feelings about it

When you first met him before being kidnapped, you walked away with his hat when he asked you to grab it, still doesnt know if you are hard of hearing or just difficult

He loves to talk to you about being a magician, he connects it with you being tricky

After a certain amount of time he will definitely try to teach you magic tricks

He genuinely finds you interesting, and although he hates when you pull a fast one on him, he finds life in it

When he gave you your first breakfast, you grabbed the tray from him and put a hand on his shoulder to sit and eat with you, didnt offer him a single piece, you just thought itd be nice

Your erratic behavior makes him go insane at times, especially on nights when he wants to play naughty boy

You will purposefully make the most noise on the stairs, going as far as to trip on them just so he will get out of the chair to peek down and find you asleep

This creeps him out and adds onto his irrational fear of the ghosts

On other nights, if he comes down to watch you, he will find you sleeping in any spot but the bed, prompting him to move you back on, only for him to get some shut eye for a minute and find you back off

You wait for him at the door, just staring blankly, and each time he finds you doing it you act like hes crazy and continue on with your day

During the first night he spent watching over you, he did not leave the door unlocked, you had made him realize how much work you were and he cannot mentally do it

On one of the rare occasions you two were talking normally, you abruptly stopped the conversation and switch the topic entirely

He thinks youre a little dumb but still appreciates your traits

Thinks youre a lively person, you can keep a conversation going well and even if you pull multiple stunts he might give you a giggle

He thrives off your personality and sometimes you instigate bad behavior for him

You often ask if you can hold one of his masks, claiming you only want to feel it, but you end up throwing it, making him extremely angry and questioning everything

When he makes you food you ask him to remake it because you 'don't like the way it looks'

You ever being let upstairs is off the table, you are too unpredictable for him, even months together don't change this

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something quick and easy for today, later ill fill in more of the fic requests later, but was a little busy today :)

[cervideity]

YOUR IDEA ABOUT LINK HAVING DREAMS AS VIO IS SO COOL!!! IT'S SUCH A GOOD AND INTERESTING IDEA!!! I have to ask, how do you think Link feels when he wakes up from dreams where he's only one of his separate selves? How do dreams for Green, Red, and Blue tend to play out? Do they have dreams related to their trauma/personal baggage as well?

AWA THANK YOU GENUINELY UR FLATTERING ME.. i was struck by lightngihg. (inspiration, all at once.) Thank you for asking ! this inspired me to flesh out the idea more so here you go :]

Well my logic abt this is based in my own experiences, so id say Off the bat, disoriented. takes a bit to remember hes Link and not one of his parts. could take 5 to 25 minutes. yknow the kind of half asleepness where you dont know youre a person and everything that happened to dream you was Real. that. [perhaps he will seek relief in his companions, only to find them not there.]

if hes Jolted awake by maybe zelda or of his own volition (i can see the two sleeping in the same room for a while directly after the events of the manga. dont wanna lose track of one another n wanna take care of each other). the same but hed snap out of it faster. shed comfort him best she can and then theyd both get up and hang out for Realsies smile. based on what info we have on link im unsure if hed feel comfortable thinking about it too long. i think hed try to distract himself with training or talking with zelda or somethin before confronting that

anyways YEAH i think they would all have their own seprate nightmares, so links brain can process Everything that happened to all his parts. thats what dreams do, they help you file away memory, and links memory is going to be. pretty... fucked. it has to deal with 4 times the amount of information in a single span of time.

[i have a lot of ideas on link recovering (if he needs to) from re-fusion. but tthats for later. i dont really have a single interp its just a playground for me]

funny gif so u dont lose ur place reading. LOL.

some of these are more developed than the others. dw about it

green. i have a concept in my head of him and the others fighting ganon but they fall one by one until just green is left, i think i need to elaborate on that in my head... because of many events, i think green would get nightmares about the friends around him being controlled or secretly monsters.. or hurting a monster that was actually a friend. ahg.g.. grips my hands together so hard they turn white

i think red would have a great time in a nightmare specifically sporting that Fucking coffin, where he is all alone, knows internally (yknow when dreams do that? you dont see it happen you just Know) that all his friends are fucking dead. and he doesnt have his gear. and hes maybee in the temple of darkness and the spooky monsters know hes there and though they arent here yet its just a matter of time. and he needs to sit there and wait to die. because red cant fight back! hes the weakest link! (untrue these are his own thoughts) theres no one to save him, or even die with. he failed. (imagine him with that hopeless depressed expression he makes you know the one)

blue .... i honestly think The Cave on its own is a pretty good nightmare scenario for blue. an enemy you cant touch. a state where you cant move. (blue is a very physical person)........ maybe dreams where hes strapped down to a table or cant move or otherwise in a claustrophoic space. doesnt gotta be freezing just anything to represent paralysis. cuz that happened to him several times. maybe he can watch someone hurt his companions while hes stuck. (thinking of the several green+vio dying scares)

vio.let. this nightmare is the most specific because i saw it in my head before i came up with possible ideas. this dream is meant to process shadows death among other things, so i think itd be reoccuring. It starts with him wandering an empty hyrule castle. he doesnt cast a shadow. hes completely and utterly alone. He wanders room to room. Theres the idea that theres Something wrong in the back of his head. the dream could end here, or it could desend into nightmare territory, he stumbles into a long confusing maze of mirrors. he cant look anywhere but at his reflection, but theres nothing to look at, theyre motionless silohettes. he cant focus he cant make the maze make sense he cant figure out how to escape and he keeps panicking more and more in an internal loop but he doesnt know whats wrong whatd he do ? the final scene is something i didnt draw unfortunately, he finds the room with the dark mirror. his throat goes dry for a reason he doesnt know. he subconciously moves closer. its only the frame. he can step right through it. a portal to nowhere. usually the full weight of the situation clicks Right here and link jolts awake with tears in his eyes.

link also has nightmares where he Isnt these guys and is himself and those ones tend to be what they all experienced. theres a lot of My Loved Ones Are In Danger and i Cant Do Shit. Someone getting injured on his watch, being powerless in one way or another. Powerlessness is a running theme here, haha. I also think sometimes link would get fucked up dreams about being the one physically hurting innocent people. just to fuck with his idea of being a hero. :]

[tokillamockingbird427]

i wholeheartedly agree with ur response to my previous ask, especially with the trilingual and accent one. i imagine its like a somewhat thick-ish accent too that they have (rorke’s is probably more light than logans), since portuguese and spanish are probably the more dominant languages than english. (mainly my hc/theory bc of the fed that was stuttering in spanish and english before keegan killed him during the ajax mission but that’s somewhat irrelevant).

now adding onto ur trilingual hc(?), i imagine logan forgetting certain words and his mind goes absolutely blank in trying to find what the fuck the word is in any of the languages hes fluent in. (example: “i think he went to the… eh…“) and yes, this 100% applies to rorke, and if not the old man is probably WORSE. but unlike logan, rorke is way more fluent in english, as logan cant hold an entire conversation without speaking in either the other two dominant languages. of course though, i would like to think this is when logan decides to speak, because i feel like hes more of a “i hate people so i don’t talk” but is compassionate type of guy. (totally not cause we dont hear the man speak because of the silent protagonist era..)

im not sure what hesh’s(specifically) and the other ghosts reaction would be besides surprised pikachu, “he forgot english? we took THAT long???”, or “what the fuck did rorke DO.”, but im sure itd be something funny or angsty. as hesh and logan in your hc(that i adore cause it honestly suits them) are mixed and dont have that strong of an accent, the accent change from logan when he decides to talk would probably make hesh feel sad in a way, knowing he took too long to find logan before he 1) develops an accent, 2) is now trilingual, and 3) most likely doesn’t remember him or really any of the ghosts if we take that route of angst.

bonus again in favor of your lovely bonus: rorke and logan would absolutely make fun of eachother when they forget a word. (it would also be funny if its other feds who join in but they’re all probably scared of both or they all also deal with the same problem… but they might..)

and i’ll definitely send more asks in the future regarding similar topics like these or hcs in general! :)

— random anon

Logan frustrated to tears because he's gotta sort through three languages to find one word (Four if you include american sign, ASL, headcanon.) when he doesn't even like speaking. He'd make some bad joke about it being the reason he doesn't talk a lot, it's too much work when he can just stand there looking scary and let Rorke do his monologues.

Pls, calling Rorke an old man. I forget he's older than Elias because he really does NOT act like it. They gave him eternal youth in the pit or something because how the fuck was he getting his ass whooped like he was and shaking it off? (Au perhaps, curse of immortality?)

I HC that Logan's selectively mute (as do a few moots of mine) so to me it's not that he hates talking to people, it's just that speaking verbally makes him majorly uncomfortable. So instead he communicates through different avenues. Like writing things to be read, or signing, and even letting Hesh do all the talking for him. (One he uses the most, because it's easiest. Which can be used for angst when Logan then refuses to have Hesh talk for him post pit/beach EHEHHEHE.) He is absolutely so compassionate tho, I love that, I adore giving him a really big heart. Makes the angst where he's cold and angry so much more painful! :D (<- The face of a man who suffers under his own hand)

Oh the angst of the Ghosts being forced to face how much time has passed when they meet Logan again and he's changed so radically his primary language is no longer his "mother tongue." (mother tongue being spanglish, new primary being solely spanish.) Even outside a full "Amnesic Logan" au there'd still be things he'd forget and that is some good angst to explore. Hells yeah.

Hah, Logan and Rorke bullying the shit out of a each other. "Oh you stopped in the middle of your monologue, what was that? Forgot the word did you?" "Stfu that was a dramatic pause." "More like an awkward pause." "I'm gonna put you back in the pit blondie I stg." "Try me you bald bitch." (Subordinates too scared to tell if they're joking with each other or serious)

Can't wait to get more asks from you, I love it :D

[kingofthehilltoday]

If you were given the chance to rewrite the entirety of King of the Hill, starting with the pilot episode, what would you do differently?

Give it a full story. One that can't just be aired in no particular order.

I think id have that episode where Hank begins working at the co-op even earlier and stretch it over an entire ark, having it help grow and change him more. Itd probably be after the mega-lo-mart ark. Which i think should have been more important to the overall story. Hank saw firsthand what mega-lo-mart (wal-mart in the real world) was doing to businesses. Driving out all the small fish and then upping its prices up once it has no competition. Yet later on he just forgives mega-lo because they no longer carry propane. It shouldn't have ended there and hank shouldn't have forgiven them, he almost developed ptsd around his whole livelihood. Also he should learn about fracking and rethink his whole stance on propane, I know he's all about propane and propane accessories but I think it'd be an amazingly interesting internal struggle. Buck Strickland will die pretty early on also <3

Peggy would have her own storyline where she actually has to learn Spanish, and bobby would mostly be dealing with bullies at school.

Dale would stumble upon an actual gov plot. Nothing too big or even really that important and it's just something going on with Arlen's local gov, but something he wants to get to the bottom of and he feels only he can do. Something like that snake episode except it's again like a full ark. Maybe it's just something like the mayor charges ten cents more for the parking meters and is pocketing that additional money himself.

Id have Bill leave the army in 2001, maybe even go AWOL and has to find some way to avoid the government while dale is constantly getting into trouble with it causing bill to have to hide a lot and struggling with depression and his missing Lenore.

Boomhauer would have an ark similar to that girl who dumped him but it would be more dramatic and shit. And he would under no circumstances be a cop.

Nancy's story would remain mostly unchanged.

Redcorn would never renege and try to sleep w Nancy again, but also id do more w him than have him try to open a casino in Texas (how did he not know that casinos weren't allowed in Texas??? He lives here??) Id show more of his relationship with Candy and his Daughter. He literally has a kid in the show who can know of him as a father, id like to see Redcorn actually act like a father to her.

Kahn and Minh would probably get divorced when Minh joins dales gun club. Like, Minh can be a very sweet person when Kahn isn't around and I'd like to see that explored. Also I'd like Connie to catch a break and not be pushed so hard to do things she doesn't want to. I dont think Connie and Bobby will stay together and that storyline will stay mostly in tact although it may happen at a different time than his 13th, but it was a good place to put it.

Cotton Hill's story would remain relatively the same, the portrayal of "honored veterans" is very important. This country loves to talk about how much it respects the troops but the second one is on the verge of homelessness they get abandoned.

Hank and Peggy /would/ have a second kid after seeing cotton and deedee have one and that storyline would be important too, when cotton dies (finally) they would adopt GH, and then we'd get to see Bobby be a good big brother to two siblings.

Also the characters would for sure age. Maybe not super fast, maybe every couple of seasons. But I want them to be older and more mature by the end of the series. I know this was more like an out of chronological order list of things that would happen but I think it'd be fun if there was a slightly more mature angle to some of the story telling in between hijinks and funny jokes.

And finally id also have Saul Goodman (or a Saul Goodman stand in) be a character. He would absolutely be dale's lawyer and he would have to work his ass off to get Dale out of trouble sometimes

[st4rstudent]

Hii, i've noticed that you started answering asks (I love asking people questions via asks) and I was wondering how you see brian and mac rivalry/relationship together, are there any headcanons or ideas you would like to share? :)

atomic bomb incoming in t minus 10 seconds

It's a comedic rivalry. just two nerds fighting it out but it never really goes anywhere because they're stubborn to conclude it.

I think that mac is very particular about his broadcasts, so much so that he has a script he reads so it doesn't mess up. this also means that he finds it very hard to deal with interruptions (with the exception of very specific cases).

Then that day happens when his broadcast is interrupted by that thing [the thinker]. and ooh he is fighting with anger, but he has to keep his calm and mysterious demeanor to the toon resistance (and he also refuses to slip and let it be known that he was annoyed by a cog). he finds brian to be annoying and frustrating. likewise, brian finds mac to be very bothersome ("that bumbing toon that calls himself an 'intelligence master'").

Brian makes it a point to try to hack into any future broadcasts and it eventually turns into a "this guy again" type deal. unfortunately for brian, as the security increases it becomes harder to do so. it keeps him busy though.

I like to think one time brian realized mac had an account on a website of sorts and tried to hack into it. but he had to brute force it and it didnt work (he was not joyous). mac received tons of security emails that day.

They're both surprisingly smart, but it's balanced out by their lacking of common sense and/or general social cues. and they also overthink everything, which is translated into any sort of battle. they're spending 30 minutes on a single turn and it ends up going nowhere, much to the dismay of anyone who had the unfortunate joy of accompanying them.

Any verbal conflict is paragraphs upon paragraphs of text, that often just goes in circles. if one of them dares to slip up (usually brian because i think itd be funny), its caught instantly.

Eventually i think they begin to tolerate each other more (theres only so many times you can go in circles about something). sorrythis wasnt supposed to go on for this long um. oops.

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment zone for aew dynamite 6/29/22

i was too busy being in a bad mood to remember blood and guts was today so im 5 minutes late but let me tell you: my crops have been watered and my skin is flourishing within 2 minutes of starting it. there are good things in life...

THEY!!!!!!! GOT JANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING I WANTED i was SO sad at the ppv you WOULD NOT BELIEVE who on earth is-- thats not brandon culter oh my god LMAO your OUTFITS OH!!!!!!!!! CHUCK IS HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING I WANT!!!!!! dan lambert ousting my boys from ringside??? i hate you, dan lambert. i hate you so much you are my mortal enemy second only to tony "there will not be a trent vs yuta match" khan though i do prefer lambert doing this kind of heel activity instead of bigot style heel activity jane... lambert holding orange juice... dont tease the indie orange cassidy days at me you monsters. my heart cant take it ethan page is looking extremely. bronzed right now. someone left him in the oven a bit too long orange looks so small being carried in his arms. im just making normal observations here was that a hurricarama or a total faceplant. ouch "finish this guy! he looks like hes 12 years old!!" yeah ive heard that one before OHHH ORANGE JUICE REAL the setup was kinda forced but i'll take it oh the best friends came back!! :)c yaaaaaay

nature is healing

oh im almost caught up to live now since i got to skip the commercials

christian cage time. whats he gonna say OMG WHAT THE. evil luchasaurus??? OH NO!!! HES GOING TO KILL SERPENTICO!!!!!!! LMFAO luchasaurus is so evil now!!!!!!!!! NOOO SERPENTICO!!!!!!

gunn club and max caster vs danhausen and ??? i wonder who danhausen got. i hope its the best friends LMAO NEVERMIND FTR IS GOOD TOO HAHAHHAHA remind me to put a screencap of bowen's anguished face in here later oops i got distracted during this match. im going to restream this show later so i'll backfill it

omg bowens... the gunn bros and the acclaimed are fighting DISOWNED BY FATHER... OHHHHH

jade cargill! to be honest im kinda soured on this whole deal w/ the baddies cuz like. i think itd be cool if sonny kiss was with them. :( sorry. ive been reading tweets (i shouldnt be)

oh man this main event is gonna be hella long huh excalibur, with a straight face: the only reasonable thing to do, of course. is to lock everyone in a steel cage oh my god the JAS and their red mesh shirts? ugh!! lmao are they-- are they really commercial breaking us right in the middle of this eddie and pnp!! :)c yuta and claudio! moxley is such a cool guy. he will always get his solo entrance from the back taz: right there is chris jericho who prides himself in his men ok whoa did eddie fistbump claudio. professional of him. i guess he had time to calm down since the ppv sammy and his funny little rope hops oh maybe eddie was cool with claudio because he offered to go up first and deal with the 2v1. LMAO lol claudio cracking his knuckles. got his work cut out for him sammy and garcia huggin it out. ok i think if you can draw claudio, miro, and trent standing next to each other and have them all look like themselves instead of each other then you will have proven your strength and ability as an artist. they are all bald and have the same kind of beard. yuta time!!! is yuta's special signature move chain-suplexes. its a good signature moxley time! :)c omg claudio just rising into frame like a zombie first blood! garcia gettin forkstabbed look at all this blackpool combat club coordination. theyre doing so well... >_> i hope uh... this doesn't change... when eddie and his gang enter lmao parker trying to run. hes scurrying are jericho and eddie gonna be the last two to enter...? every time i see ortiz i forget that he got balded. moxley breaking out the tacks-- OH ITS GLASS blood and guts! blood and guts! matt menard enters! i guess jericho eddie really ARE gonna be the last two to enter... NOT THE SKEWERS!!!!!!!!! AHHH MOXLEY TURNING THIS INTO A DEATHMATCH yuta and garcia having a slapfight while moxley is being choked by a barbed wire bat lmfao i love the cuts to eddie. theyre great EDDIE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO JUST SWIPING PEOPLE AWAY WITH HIS KENDO STICK UYEAHHAAHHA SET HIM ON FIRE dude with the amount of cuts and blood wounds right now, rubbing alcohol would SUCK to get poured on you. even without the fire jake hager getting tabled that. is so many tacks oh my god i was distracted by the ring being deconstructed-- how did that dude get outside did yuta get slammed onto tacks oh no!!! jericho used rubbing alcohol attack on moxley!! oh no!!! tacks!!!!!!!! okay i knew moxley reached up to bite jericho there on the ropes but that just looked like a russian taunt EDDIE... LMFAO JERICHO WANDERING INTO THE OTHER RING HE IS STANDING ON THE GIANT CARTOON RED X ON THE GROUND omg tay conti killed the ref to steal the key ruby soho on the scene!! (lmao taz called her riott--) jericho climbing. why dude i would never be able to climb up on a steel cage. its so high. thats so scary!

EDDIE man what is going to happen here. chekov's peeled ring lays beneath omg what a toss. of course sammy would do it eddie crawling towards jericho... is.... ummmmmmmmmmmmmm lol. slap exchange... walls of jericho.... CLAUDIO... HMMM... !!! WOW OH FUCK OFFF NOOOOOO WHAHTHUGAGHUGHUHHG THE SWING ON TOP OF THE CAGE??? noooOOOOOOooOOO MATT MENARD DOING MOVES ON TOP OF THE CAGE? NO oh my goodness... eddie and claudio submitting dudes on top of the cage side by side? thats cute Ohhh... menard tapped out... eddie didnt get his victory eddie is so disappointed lol moxley is prolly gonna be like "whats the big deal. u won" NO MOXLEY ITS NOT ENOUGH

oh i love this. eddie gets his win but it is wholly (personally) unsatisfying. he raised claudio's hand... i definitely got my eagle eyes on this. im looking directly at the both of them. if they so much as sideeye each other i will be on it

[cacozealous-cat-hours]

*gasp* WAIT A SECOND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME MICO AND MANI WILL ACTUALLY GROW UP LIKE ACTUAL KIDDOS. LETS GOOOOOO man if they change forms i wish to see them someday SDKLJFSDF

yeah pretty much!

(ur wish is mah commanddd)

I made lil concept sketches about what they'd look like all grown up^^^

itd be funny if they both grow up to be taller than their parents lol

(Four thousand years older!~ and four times shorter~)

"BUT WE'LL aLWaYs Be THEIR LiTTLe ONES!!!" .>>>

"...we wEre nEvEr AnythIng tO them?" °I

(what mAkEs you thInk they'd cArE AbOUt us?)

more under the cut vvv

anddd I like to imagine mico would be the kinda spirit to try and help folks get on the right path. BONES. you prick.

(also he only reaches that height when a bit older, when they first "become adults" they're the same size)

so the "flared pants" grow to be a base for multiple hands

(referencing that one drawing of bones, and also lilacs whole "just showing the hands" deal but in a different light, in a literal helping hands situation)

and theres weird fire orbs that are meant to be a "guiding light" both physically and,,, magically? emotionally? haven't figured that one out yet-

he gets his own guiding light but it's "halo" is hexagonal, because his family is what motivates him, at least the good part lol

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mani becomes the same height as her aunt, not much else to say about her form except she might get part-green-part-orange flames or become a bit "spikier" growing up BUT-

(wowee these are terrible)

SHE CAN FLY LIKE A JETPACK!!!

in fact if you throw her while she's on fire and curled up into a ball, that's her,,, her METEOR FORM HA- (for mico that'd be his comet form)

she may (TBD) also fly using phoenix-winglike flame projections, and in her default form they'd look like pigtails, cause why not-

(i thOUght I'd bE miku...)

(YA MeaN MICO???)

also bonus concept sketch of mother nature

just the head for now, I was imagining since (according to pumpking) spirits have to be anthropomorphized INANIMATE objects, but mother nature is well, mother nature, why not make her a tree spirit with animal-like characteristics?

she's a fusion of two tree types

(from the tropics, the palm tree, and from the tundra, the pine tree)

and her eyes are supposed to represent predator and prey animals

(the wolf and the sheep, cause again, why not)

I can't figure out for the life of me what the rest of her should look like tho, eme-

[vigilvntes]

heyyy, it's your girl! back at it ONCE MORE with thoughts because....it has a chokehold on me and I dont have a firm grip of stopping lol. (serisouly, I feel like I need to slow it down a bit)

so I know we talked about how riddler/edward would be teasing the life out of y/n (hero!reader) about "future children" and she's like....not anytimesoon!! BUT, but, let's just imagine for a quick second what would happen if she ended up with his kids. for one, itd would be very chaotic, no slowing down. on one hand, kinda gotta take it seriously because the father of her own children always winds up in arkham but he does manage to break out to visit because he does have a sweet spot for them. on the other, it's a little funny because as they got a bit older, people would ask "well, what do your parents do" of course they'd go on about their mom being a hero and fighting beside batman. however, as soon as Edward enters the picture, it's downhill! the kids just say "wellll....our dad tends to fight mom alot and has a thing about riddles. sometimes he ends up in arkham too but he manages to see us in secret ways." hahah, like imagine parents day where maybe kids bring in their parents and edward shows up with y/n. the teacher is just like "😐 uhhhh....that's a criminal you're with" and y/n's saying "yeah, about that!"

I just KNOW though that edward is a bit giddy when coming into the classroom or even if he's the one who has to pick up the kids because people know who he is and he's thinking "yea! I have kids with a great and gorgeous hero who's also my enemy....walk away! but also thanks for recognizing me ✌✌" in the end, it's all so so chaotic.

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DILF EDDIE DILF EDDIE DILF EDDIE FUCKKK IM SO GLAD YOU SENT SOMETHING ABT THIS BC IVE BEEN THINKING ABT IT THIS IS GONNA BE SO LONG SO LIKE HOLD ON

tw for pregnancy!!!

these two are most definitely not trying to have a baby like 1000% no way are they going out of their way to have a child with each other. sure, they might have spoke about it in their past but that's exactly what it is, the PAST. and with the lifestyles they both lead they probably wouldn't even think that it's possible to be parents at all, y'know since he's always doing villain shit and she's always kicking his ass for it. so if she gets pregnant it'd be an accident

NOW. imagine if she gets pregnant just before he gets taken back to arkham, and maybe she put him there thinking like it's fine i'll see him again soon anyway. like ugh angst okay.

i feel like she would probably just ignore all of the signs to start with and go about as normal, because she'd be kinda in denial about the whole thing. there's no WAY she's pregnant with edward's kid. no way. but also,, yes way because she IS. but she's just like yeah im gonna ignore this because i've literally put the father of my child in arkham and i can't deal with this.

bruce would definitely notice, though. like i know that he would know that somethings up. the lil bit of extra weight (which he would never bring up but he sees it and he know it's there), cancelling plans they have to take down some criminal due to sickness, loss of appetite, feeling lethargic or overly tired. and then the final straw is when he mentions edward to her and she just bursts into tears on the spot and he's like yeah. i gotta go talk to alfred. like i KNOW he would ask alfred for confirmation of his suspicions and advise on what to do, and then the next time she sees him he just slides a couple of pregnancy tests over to her and he's like "you should take those" and she's like sighs. yeah :// and he'd help her a lot too like he's kinda awkward about it but he's there <3

ugh. like. okay. so she'd want to tell him. like desperately want to tell him that she's pregnant and that it's his but she'd just keep putting it off. everytime she builds the confidence to go to arkham or call and ask to speak to him she chickens out because she has no idea how he'll react. so when she tells him, it's pretty much because he's forced her hand.

like IMAGINE he manages to break out of arkham when she's like 4 months along, and he turns up at her doorstep and he's so prepared to tease her about it and be like "ha! better luck next time" and maybe fuck her if she's down but when she opens the door in just a shirt five times too big for her she looks fucking terrified and he's never seen her look like that before, at least not in reaction to him because he's and would never actually hurt her. so he's like what. the. fuck. whenever he breaks out she's like 'yeah, yeah i get it you have brains now kiss me' but this time she lets him in and she's just. eerily quiet. and he hates it. so he'd probably start asking all sorts of questions. "are you mad at me?" "did someone hurt you?" "are you seeing someone else?" and she'd probably break down and be like no please shut the fuck up and she'd shove him away when he tries to pull her to him, and eventually after like 5 minutes of arguing she'd just be like "IM PREGNANT OK?"

"honey, if i would have known i would've broken out a lot earlier"

i think he'd be scared, because she's already so far along but i also think he'd be thrilled because there's no one he'd rather have a baby with. so he'd hold her as she cries and reassure her that everything's gonna be fine and that it'll all work out.

i do think he'd be on his best behaviour while she's pregnant, like i think he'd try very very hard to not have to leave her again because he worries about her and he's protective anyway but now she's having his baby it's amplified. and like, she'd definitely be like "i know i'm in no state to kick your ass but i will call batman do not test me"

he'd low-key move into her place without telling her but she'd be like . i know what you're trying to do. because he stays there every night so he might as well right?? plus the pregnancy makes eddie look fucking delicious and although fucking him is what got her pregnant in the first place ,,, she's already pregnant so it wouldn't hurt. so that's handy.

he'd still do his livestreams though and i think he'd try and keep it quiet, but then she'd be in the background very obviously pregnant and word gets out and spreads very very fast and she's like . i am going to murder you. it'd be a scandal but i don't think it'd be that shocking to most.

type of mf to pass out at the birth i ain't even gonna say anything more.

he'd be absolutely smitten with your baby, and i think he'd still be on best behaviour after the birth but old habits never die hard and soon enough he'd be back on his bullshit because he just can't stop himself. he loves her and their baby but like . come on, she knows he's never gonna change.

so he's in and out of arkham, but he would 1000% break out OFTEN to see her and the baby because he misses them and he grew up without family and he would never ever want that for his own family so he's there when he can be although he could probably be there all of the time if he stopped being a shithead <33

"if you miss us why don't you stop getting arrested" "*shrugs* you know me" "yeah, unfortunately i do"

i think she'd be very transparent about who he is and the whole villain thing, but i don't think she'd ever make him out to be a genuinely bad guy because she doesn't think that and she wants her kid to grow up with both parents, as inconsistent as he is

she'd still kick his ass, like 100% she'd still knock ten bells of shit out of him if she really has to.

also like. uncle brucie. she probably knows his identity so like. he assumes the position of uncle and he's kinda awkward and doesn't really know how to interact but the kid LOVES him so much. eddie probably doesn't know his identity because like ,,, what a kick off that would be so when he's out of arkham it's uncle batman although he definitely wouldn't be happy about it "uncle batman? when did this happen?" "oh, i don't know. maybe while you were in a cell."

involved. parent. eddie when he's actually out of arkham. he'd want to know EVERYTHING. like every single detail or thing he's missed. and he'd want to be there for every parents day and every meeting and every recital or practise he'd want to be there and be involved. maybe a bit of that is because he gets a kick out of people being like "holy shit it's the riddler at the dance recital" but it's mostly just bc he loves their kid so badly.

when he gets out of arkham every-time it's like "look daddy's back!" as if he's just returned from a fucking business trip or something and there's nothing he'd love more than seeing his kid's face light up and having them run right into his arms. and he'd be so good w his kid too :(( like i bet they'd have so much fun and he'd be kinda natural at being a dad despite uh. everything.

and like. imagine if they have another one. god. everyone would be like 'we get the first time was an accident but like .... come on now' and she's just like well 😬😬😬😬😬😬 and he just finds it funny </3

overall it'd be dysfunctional to anyone looking in on their family dynamic but it's functional for them and they make it work so </3

dilf eddie 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[insinirate]

personally i think itd be funny if pcnj got cockblocked. like him and pico are having a steamy make out that's about to go further, but then someone is relentless ringing their doorbell and knocking at the same time. they both try to ignore it, but it continues for a solid two mins, and at this point they're both too annoyed to continue. pcnj goes to answer the door and its FUCKING bf and gf wanting to hang with pico. AND THEY WONT LEAVE UNTIL THEY HANG WITH HIM so now hes gotta deal with beef and geef taking time from his man as he fumes quietly because pico looked at him with his puppy eyes to let them stay and hes a sucker for pico so OF COURSE he said yes. gf is overall decently behaved but bf is so smug you wouldnt be able to wipe that smirk off with bleach, and oh is it hard for pcnj to be anything more than teeth grinding, customer service polite

the price of being such a simp

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Imagine if Gabe and Adrien never went to New York, for whatever reason. Then, in NY, marinette becomes ladybug to meet the american heroes for reasons, and gabe finds out she's in NY, and decides to try get the ring from CN while LBs not there to help. Anything could happen from there but I just thought itd be kinda funny for Marinette to come back, and paris is leveled from cataclysms/akuma

Well I dont think that would happen.

But this did give me an idea.

(What if Adrien did stay in Paris in the NY Special?)

(Spoilers below)

-Despite Marinette’s very convincing speech on Friendship. Gabriel decided it might not be smart to bring his son to the place he plans on causing mayhem in.

- So Adrien has no temptation to force him to leave Paris. Though he is kind of bummed about it, especially because Ladybug is leaving paris as well.

-Adrien decides maybe this is a good thing. This will help him move past his feelings for Ladybug. And while he has no plans on spending time with Lila. He does have Kagami in Paris to hang out with.

-Meanwhile, Marinette decides that maybe it was for the best that Adrien is in Paris while she is in the US. It will give her some space, and time to really help her move on. She will have fun with her friends and totally move on.

-Gabriel makes his move to America, and with some little tricks. Gabriel is able to leave without Adrien noticing a difference.

-Marinette however does find herself feeling down that Adrien couldnt come. But Tikki assures her that things will be fine.

-”Adrien’s in Paris. Chat noir is in Paris taking care of things. You dont need to worry.

-Cue Attack from Techno pirate. And the United heroes saving the day

-Marinette is totally impressed by the heroes and Tikki tells her that this will be a nice little getaway for her.

-Marinette arrives in NYC and Alya and the girls help her out by making sure she has fun. Aeon finds something interesting about her, but is unsure what. Jess doesnt care. She is bored.

-Marinette sneaking to the party bumps into Jess and Aeon. Aeon asks Marinette if something is bothering her. Aeon using her scanners and picking up that this girl is hiding a lot of stress.

-Marinette tries to dismiss it, but Jess now is curious and the two girls wear Marinette down. She confesses that she wanted her friend to come along but she failed to convince his father. Aeon and Jess immediately conclude the girl is into this ‘Friend’. Jess tells her that she should be clear with this friend about how she feels.

-But tells her that she should also enjoy her freedom, this is america afterall.

-So Marinette has fun with her two new friends. Nino and Alya end up with the flying Hotdog and Marinette plays wingwoman for them. Happy for her bff.

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-Meanwhile, Adrien heard from Nino about their Epic save by the United Heroes. He is relieved they are safe, but wishes he could see them.

-His time at home had been standard stuff, His schedule was just as busy. Kagami and him did some fencing, Kagami kicked his butt.

-”I wish I could have gone with you guys, Marinette tried really hard to get me to go. She is such a good friend.”

-”Yep, a Real good friend.” Nino comments.

-”Youre also a good friend.” Adrien immediately tries to tell him.

-”Dude its chill. I think the friendship you and Mari have is different then ours.”

-”What does that mean?”

-”Dont think about it too much my dude”

-Adrien finds himself thinking about it a lot.

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-Back in America, the class is at the museum and things are pretty casual. No romance Plot. But Alya did forget to get a picture of Lafayette’s saber and Alya asks Marinette to get it.

-Technolizer (or whatever the DOC off tech ripoff akuma name was attacks. And Marinette goes Ladybug to fight him. Sparrow and Uncanny Valley hear the action and rush to find THE Ladybug here in America. So the three of them end up fighting.

-Meanwhile, Adrien sees robustus attacking in Paris and transforms. He is confused since Markov is in the states with Max. But he has a city to protect. He will try to contain the damage and then call Ladybug when clean up is necessary.

-Ladybug tells Sparrow and Uncanny valley they may need some help. But Sparrow tells her that the three of them can handle it.

-When a beep on the kitty goes off. Its Chat noir.

-”I think we got a sentimonster in Paris.” Chat noir explains.

- Ladybug asks him to hold it off for a bit while she gets there.

-Ladybug informs them that she has to go back to Paris for a bit and she will be back to help deal with this. But that they really should call the other heroes for help.

-Ladybug gets the Horse miraculous, uses Unify and heads to Paris.

-Ladybug sees Chat noir keeping damage to a minimum. He is happy to see her.

-”Ive been able to slow him down, but there is no akumatized Item. I think we got a sentimonster.

-Ladybug calls Lucky charm to get ready to take Robustus down. But... he poofs.

-Ladybug sees the damage and while confused by everything, remembers she needs to hurry and get back to America.

-”Okay I need to hurry back! Chat noir, try to figure out what the deal with that attack was.”

-Chat noir asks if Ladybug is okay, and if she needs his help.

-”Im fine kitty, just stay vigilant here. Its nothing I cant handle. Im counting on you.”

-She casts miraculous cure and goes to quickly fuel up and head back to America.

-Sparrow and Uncanny valley didnt listen and ended up having more damage done to the museum and Technalizer escaped.

-Ladybug gets back to see the damage. She didnt call a lucky charm for this villain and the damage was already done.

-Majestia and Knightowl were very disappointed in their sidekicks. Ladybug tries to defend them but is told to stay out of it. Ladybug knows this isnt her city and complies sadly. Apologizing.

-Hawkmoth got the eagle miraculous and gives it Techalizer making him Miraculizer or whatever his dumb name was.

-Chat noir investigates but finds no reason behind the attack. He thinks that maybe this was some sort of decoy. Like with what happened with Loveater.

-A international news report catches Adrien/chat noir’s attention. Heroes going nuts. Adrien decides that Paris will be fine for a bit. Hawkmoth is in the US! And Ladybug needs his help!

-Meanwhile back in the states hero riot happens cause Hawkmoth. Ladybug realizes that this was a miraculous and this was Hawkmoth’s Plan!

-”It was a diversion!” Sparrow and Uncanny Valley have to fight along side Ladybug. And the three of them need a plan.

-Ladybug calls her lucky charm. It was the key chain.

-She had no idea how to use it, But with the help of the other two utilize doorman’s powers and manage to get into the Eiffel tower.

- The villain demands Ladybug and Chat noir give him the miraculous. And Ladybug, Uncanny Valley and Sparrow attack Miraculizer. But there is a problem. He is way too tough! They could use someone to help even the odds

-And flies in Astro cat with the snag of the miraculous!

-”Chat noir!” Ladybug was happy to see him.

-Cue a quick hug, and Chat noir telling her its his turn to return the favor. Plus he wanted to see america.

-They beat the akuma and the day is saved.

-Jess still got the eagle miraculous cause plot.

-Eagle becomes her own hero.

-Since There was no identity drama, and they never got insight into Ladybug and Chat noir’s dynamic. Aeon/Uncanny valley never assumed that their identities were a secret from each other. 

-Uncanny valley not effected by the identity hiding effect of the miraculous knows that Marinette and Ladybug are the same person  and Comments. “Is this the ‘Friend’ you were talking about Marinette?” Completely unaware that Adrien and Marinette did not know eachother’s identities.

-”Marinette?”

[irameii]

HEATHER:||: ERIC

Warnings:|| one sided love

Summary: I wish I was her....

A laugh rings throughout the air. One so familiar, you cant help but smiling automatically at the sound. His presence, one that illuminates wherever he goes. Slowly turning around, there he is ,your best friend.

There it is , a smile, a gesture so simple yet it causes a million butterflies to flutter within you and causes your mind to go fuzzy. Its like he doesn't know his own charm or the control he has over you, but no one knows. No one knows the feelings you carry within.

(Idkh these pov thingys work yet sorryy)

Eric: y/n!!!!!!. Eric yells as he jogs closer, and grabs y/n's shoulder y/n: yes Eric?* deep breath* Eric: did you do the homework for math class? * Breathe* y/n: Yeah I did.I actually finished it before class ended yesterday. Eric: you're gonna let me see it right??? *heart beating gets louder* Take a step back Y/n : nope. You should've done it. *starts walking down the hall* Thinking he's wandered off you let out a deep sigh... Knowing if you let him beg enough youd cave in and you knew better. He would never learn this way.and soon enough you could see yourself falling farther and farther into his grasp over time and he didnt even know it. You let out one more sigh before turning around to see Kevin , who cant help but look at you concerned. Kevin: whats wrong y/n?

.. You avoid eye contact. Kevin is one of those people. Someone who can tell when someones upset. He can read you well. So you knew you had to leave quickly. Y/n: I didnt get much sleep last night. So I'm feeling quite off today, its nothing serious. *nervous laughter*

He seems to kind of believe it since he just nods his head as if he can see it apparent on your face.. But something feels off, like he's pretending to believe you for your sake but you just excuse yourself and head towards the bathroom.Totally unaware he hasnt stopped looking your way since turning around as he nods to himself again as if comfirming somthing to himself before turing to head to his own class.

Y/n Pov

*splash*

*in a quiet voice* 'Whats wrong with me..'.. Its like the moment I look at him I cant help it. My heart begins to race, my stomach ends up feeling funny like there are millions of butterflies, and I get nervous and run away each time he gets closer... *Looks back at self in mirror* only if he knew...

(5 min later.)

*sigh* *walks towards math*

Other POV

You sit down before class begins , and there it is again , his laughter, but this time its different. You cant help but turn around to see whats caused the change in his voice, and its like your throat gets caught. Her. The girl he always is talking to you about.It seems like he was finally able to build the courage to talk to her. The one he wants to take to the movies to see his favorite movies with. The one he wants to show his safe places to . The one who keeps him up at night. The one he wants to wear matching clothes with. The one he wants to spend his holidays with. Her. Its her. Guess he didn't need the homework anymore afterall.

You quickly turn back around , trying to keep your emotions in. You feel yourself go colder with each sound. A tightening feeling in your chest builds everytime you hear them laughing . You sigh and breathe in slowly , praying the class ends quickly .

The moment class ended you jolt up quckly and grab your things and head towards your locker for the next class.

Y/n Pov

*sigh* *grabs snack for break*

Eric:y/n!!!

I dont respond.

Eric:y/n? Whats wrong .*looks concerned*

There he goes again.

Nothing Eric i say. He looks in disbelief. Knowing theres something off.

Eric: hmmm.You sure sure?. Hmm Well lets go with the rest of the guys. They are waiting for us for sure. *wraps arm around shoulder*

It was like a sudden new reflex. I didnt mean to. But jerking away from him seemed like the only thing that my body felt like I should do...

The look of surprise on his face made me feel embarrassed I reacted that way. And as soon as it looked like he was going to ask me what was wrong again I speed down the hall.

And there I meet the rest of the guys , thankfully.

New: thank goodness you're here. Look help me out. Changmin keeps saying this chucky doll here is cute... Come get him .

I cant help but laugh. I take a seat next to Sangyeons right side while Juyeon is on my left.

Juyeon looks towards me as i sit and smiles that crescent moon kind of smile. Of course i return it .

Y/n: I dont know about chucky being cute. But his bride is quite a beauty tho.

New:..... You... You two are something else with your horror movies... Like... You know what, forget it. *laughs in defeat.*

Y/n: *dramatic gasps* my oh my you say that like WE'RE the weird ones.🙄👀

Sunwoo and Q: periodt👀👏

Eric finally arrives.

Eric: Guys!! Guess what?

Sunwoo: you did your math homework for once?

Eric:.... Mm well Uh no, i didnt

Sangyeon: you didnt ask y/n for the answers this time?

Eric: no i did, but she said no. I got it from. H/n (her name)

Hyunjae: so thats what it is. You spoke to her?

*breathe*

Eric: yes and guys, like, I think I've maybe got a chance.

There he goes again... Her. Its all her. JUST her...

Jacob: so did you ask her out?

Eric: yeah I did. I invited her to our movie night tonight. I was gonna ask you guys if you guys were cool with it beforehand but I didnt think I would must the courage to.

Juyeon: anything for you to get the girl. We got you

New: IF he gets her. She just doesnt know the headache she's in for.

Sangyeon: Guess all that practice on y/n was worth it.

Practice...

Thats all I was....

He says it smiling towards me , not knowing the hurt his words have just caused subconsciously but I cant smile. Not even a forced one. I just pretend I didnt heard him.

Eric: yeah she told me she actually thought I was dating y/n but of course I could never. We're like siblings.

Ouch...

New: true...

Q: I dont even think eric is y/n's type anyways

I make eye contact with someone who seems to have been watching my every move.

Kevin...

He looks like he is observing everything... From my reactions to my responses.After another 3 seconds he looks away.Not saying a word either.

Everyones laughing. Everyones congratulating him.

Younghoon:y/n?

Everyone turns to face me.oh .

Y/n: hm?

I was too lost in thought. I spaced out.

Sangyeon: What time are you coming by?

Y/n: for what?

Sunwoo: for the movie. We gotta all be Eric's wingman here. He needs all the help we can offer.

Oh.. She will be there too? Can I handle it? Yes? No? No I cant handle it

Y/n: Uh i cant . I have something that just came up. I just remembered.

I lied. And sure enough. I was seen through.

Eric: like what?

Y/n: something

Q: really? What is it? Maybe we can help you out so you can come by and hang out.

Something is snapping within me. I need to leave.

Y/n: no thanks. You guys have fun.

I get up before they give me a response. I cant be around them . not until i get over these feelings. But its harder than i thought. But i dont want to take it out on them either so I should try.

Everytime We'd see each other after that. It was HER. It was either him with her or about her.

Everytime in class, itd be HER.

Every text , HER.

And the guys went along with it.

And everytime , itd hurt. A punch to the heart. And a bit tighter it would feel each time.

And the constant reminder that its just HER and will always be HER..

only if he knew.. I wish I was her.... its like the way he'd talk about her was like he was telling you the reason for his existence, the way his eyes shined when hed see her and then theyd soften when she'd smile at him,the smile he'd have when hed describe her or simply talk about her and trust me he was always proud to, or the way he tried to contain his happiness when she'd come around to speak to him just showed me all i needed to know.

He loved her. She made him happy . Thats all that mattered.

I felt one of those sad smiles form. Because though he was happy . I was not. I dont want to be reminded its not me constantly..so with thaat thought. I call it quits. Until I no longer feel this feeling. I'll distance myself so I can let go properly and move on with time.

I suddenly stopped responding to the gc messages. Slowly started to decline to hang out. But it seems it wasn't a big deal though. She was there eveytime instead.She became apart of everything they did. And with that I started to spend all my time in the library as a way to naturally distance myself. The guys were worried at first. But once i told them I needed perfect scores to get into my dream college, they decided me spending most of my time in the library for it was alright. It was for my other "dream college" so I should put it first they said. For my future they said.And then they also suddenly stopped asking me to hang out.It didnt take long.They also suddenly stopped directing messages towards me in the gc. Personal messages as well. Slowly one by one. We stopped having things to talk about ,like we've become strangers with time.. Now to just glances every now and then, that was all. Other than that, we became just like strangers. Strangers with memories....

Suddenly..

Kevin: y/n...

*Distant laughter*

I turn to look at Kevin.Sensing he had something to say but it wouldnt come out. He looks towards the table and I follow his gaze towards the table full of boys with her in it. I can only smile. I smile when they errupt with laughter at something new and sunwoo said. Happy they're happy. And with that I turn back to Kevin.

I can only smile at Kevin. No words. Just a smile.

The look on his face says he has something to say still present.

For the past 6 months. He would have that same look on his face when I'd walk past him. But hes never actually stopped me.

Kevin: y/n...

And just like that . Suddenly I'm wrapped in a warmth I didnt think I missed. And it's like it went quiet..and the sound of sniffling fills my ears , and his hold gets tighter. Oh Kevin..

THE END.

Authors note: Maybe I can male a Pt2? This one turned out bad tbh .

I did not edit this but i will later onnnn thank youuuuuu

[sage-shipping]

all of the domestic questions for rei

Who kills the spiders? Or who spares them by putting them back outside?

- he does mostly, sometimes i will but it honestly depends on how creepy the spider is. Neither of us bother with trying to trap them or getting them back outside. 

2. If someone tells you two that you make a cute couple, how do you both respond?

- Laugh. we are keenly aware of how we look to others, how we dont really look like two people who should be a couple. We’d just assume it was said as a joke, if not, its still kind of funny. 

3.Who is more likely to take care of the household chores? Who’s more likely to cook for the other?

- Me, i’m home much more often and for longer periods of time than he is. He does make an effort to help out when he is home, though. 

4. When date night rolls around, are you going to a fancy candle-lit dinner, or are you staying home and watching the stars? Or something completely different that’s special to you to guys? Who plans said date night? Is the other suprized?

- dates are pretty much always spontaneous or unplanned. He mostly likes taking me to new restaurants or entertainment spots. I like home dates though, so i always plan one every once in a while. 

5. (sfw only) Do you guys cuddle real close when you sleep? Or do you sleep on separate sides and just cuddle in the morning?

- it depends honestly, its pretty balanced between nights we do cuddle and nights we dont. we dont cuddle in the morning at all though, im up and out of bed quite a bit earlier than he is. 

6. Do you have a garden? If so, who takes care of it? Do you plant vegetables or flowers?

- we don’t have one although i want to start one. it’d mostly be for growing food. 

7. Who carefully picks out all the throw pillows, curtains, table settings, furniture, and general decor? Who sits around reading the newspaper while the decoration process is happening, looking up every five minutes to praise their partner?

- im not too picky about aesthetics, but its me decorating. i like things to be cohesive at least and if rei was in charge of decoration it wouldnt work out. He sits around until i bug him to do something thats out of my reach. 

8. Do you have any pets? If so, who named them? Who’s more protective/clingy of them?

yes, only one or two though. naming them was a combined effort, trying to find some middle ground between the ridiculous names he came up with and something more normal? im definitely more attached to them than he is though. 

9. Who steals the other’s clothes, and does it annoy them? (A classic)

- both of us although he’ll actually wear the clothes he steals from me out. I would not be caught dead wearing anything of his in public but i’ll steal his shirts or use his coat as a blanket at home. 

10. If you’re married, who proposed? What are your rings like, if you wear any. What was the ceremony like?

- not married (yet) but he’d be the one to propose i think, i feel like he wouldnt tell me if hes ready to marry again so i have no to way to gauge if its alright for me to be the one to do it. for the rings we tried to find a balance between our personal styles because he wants to go all out on them while im keeping to the simpler side. something with a decent sized stone thats noticeable but not flashy is best. we want a small ceremony, friends and family only kinda deal. 

11. If you went on vacation/honeymoon, where did you go? The beach? The mountains? The road in an RV? Paris, the city of love?

- he actually planned our honeymoon, its not an aspect of marriage that i care about much but he wants to be showy about it. itd be european tour i think, spending a couple days in one city then moving on to the next. 

12. And finally, do you have any kids? If so, what is your f/o’s relationship with them?

- no. i dont want kids at all, he doesnt want anymore kids, and the idea wouldnt even be considered until he gets his shit together in regards to the ones he already has. 

[wanda-peitro-lorna-maximoff]

Chapter 4

Part one here:

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Morgana was 16 now. Itd been a year since her father Uther announced she would be of marrying age. At the very least of age to be promised to someone, and it was easy to say that Morgana was not pleased at all. Arthur had tried to sway their father, as gently as he could without angering him, but Uther wasnt having it. The old man was already confined to his room, sick beyond repair, and he 'had to make sure his children were taken care of.' It didnt matter how. It didnt matter if Arthur would be miserable as a young king, or Morgana miserable as a house wife; as long as they were taken care of. And that's when Morganas teen rebellion really kicked in. Everyone knew about it, Morgana would sneak out late, making it incredibly easy for anyone to find her going to see her latest 'crush' of the week. She didnt mind the gossip-- she even welcomed it. The one suitor who had been at the castle when he heard about her 'cheating' - which, for the record, the prince had only asked Uther to court her; never morgana herself- was absolutely mortified. And Morgana couldnt have been prouder. Gwen and Arthur were... reasonably a bit embarrassed, but they had about as much of a chance of stopping her as Uther did. And if Gwen was really being honest, she found it hilarious. All Morgana had to do was ask for a kiss from a fair lady and the busybodies in the castle would get to work.... unfortunately the more it happened the more Gwen and Arthur were less amused. Gueinivier couldnt quite put her finger on it but it made her stomach turn whenever she saw Morgana kissing some other lady... Arthur was more annoyed in general, in a brotherly way.

But today seemed different. A lot more relaxed... no one was giving her letters from princes' or kings, and no need to ask for more favors from the ladies in the town or working in the castle. The perfect day to get up to something with Morganas favorite people in the world... Gwen and Arthur. ... well, Gwen was definitely a favorite, arthur really got on her nerves a lot, but he was still her brother. So that's what brings us to the now. Gwen and Morgana walking through the forest in comfortable silence... Arthur had unfortunately been roped into another meeting with the king and the round table, so the two thought to make it a girls day. As they walked, Gwen couldnt help but let her mind wander, glancing over to Morgana... it was true, the Pendragon siblings were both very good looking. Anyone anywhere would love to be their king or queen... but gwen loved them beyond their looks. Morgana was mischievous, mysterious and bold. Arthur was strong, dependable and kind... the two put her head in a tizzy. But with Morganas.... escapades lately... she couldnt help but give the witch the cold shoulder. The secrets and kisses from other girls were funny and cute at first but now they had gotten a bit more frequent... a little more bold. And unfortunately, Gwen was far too good at hiding her true intentions because Morgana hadn't even noticed anything was wrong. Sure she had acted a little off at times but, times were strange now... with her fathers declining health and tensions on making sure Arthur was ready to be king...

... and then Gwen nearly jumped out of her skin. Her thoughts were so abruptly interrupted by a sudden presence that she let out a squeak in suprise. the suprise guest in question laughed at her reaction, along with Morgana.

Mab had been watching the two for a few minutes, waiting for a good moment to suprise them and drop from her place in the trees. "Hello you two." Mab put her arms around the girls. Admittedly it had taken her a while to accept Gwen even as an acquaintance. But what really sealed the deal for Mab was Gwen's pure, genuine fascination. Whenever she looked at magic and its byproducts her expression held nothing but amazement, wonder and fondness. And if anything, Mab wanted to keep amazing her, just to see that look on her face. It never failed to make her laugh. "I'm suprised you're both out today..." the princess trailed off, and Morgana groaned. "Its been absolute hell back at the castle." She rolled her eyes and slumped her shoulders for emphasis, to which Gwen chuckled and shook her head. "They... that is, Arthur and Morgana... have had their hands full to say the least." Gwen further explained to Mab, who got a thoughtful look on her face before replying. "Sounds like you've come to the right place to decompress then." She winked at the girls before wordlessly leading the way further into the woods...

"Ahhhh...." Morgana sighed in relief as she sunk down in the fairy made hot spring. She didnt realize how much tension she was holding in her neck and shoulders until now, but the hot water was absolutely amazing on her muscles. All that running away from terrible princes, knights and responsibilities does a number on ones self she supposed... "Are you two done yet?? The waters going to get cold." Morgana called through the thick veil of greenery to Mab and Gwen, who were currently whisper fighting with eachother. Since neither girl was exactly ready for a suprise swim, Mab had let them borrow some of the stollen goods she... acquired as offerings in her woods. People who dont want to be kidnapped, killed, cursed or worse always left her a little something at the threshold of her home. And the few cloaks she'd acquired she allowed Morgana and Gwen to use... they were her least favorite anyway. But honestly, Mab didn't see *why* you needed to cover up around others while you swam, showered, bathed, etc. It was a completely foreign concept to her, but she got a kick out of the red faces from Morgana and Gwen she just told them both to hop in. "I cant just go in! What if its... not secure enough." Gwen gestured to the 'swim-suit' Mab fashioned for her. "Well, then itll fall off. What do you *think* would happen?" Mab hissed back at her sarcastically. "You'll be fine. Its not like she'd bite you.... well..." Mab had to reconsider that. Gwen shoved her arm and the faerie princess grinned. "Follow my lead." She said confidently, Gwen watching as Mab strutted out. She had her usual attire on. Not uncommon, since it looked like the plants that made up her base clothing were just a part of her; but the few nice touches of clothing or signs of humanization were gone.

She stopped at the far end of the spring before jumping in and swimming over to Morgana with ease. "Come on Gwen." Mab said impatiently, and Morgana shouted after her. "Sooner you get here the sooner we can play water games!"

Gwen took a deep breath. Be brave. Just like them. She rolled her shoulders and closed her eyes, calming herself down before opening them again, now with new determination. Her nerves wouldnt get in the way of this rare day off. So, she took off running... and dove into the water. She could hear Mab and Morgana clapping and laughing above, swimming over to them now as she breached the surface. "That was amazing!" Morgana said with a big grin. "One things for sure we've got to do that together-- just... neyoooommm... " she put her fist in the water suddenly, making a splash. "See how big a splash we can make..."

"Well. One things for sure, the fun is only just beginning." Mab gave them a mischievous smile.

The fun was officially in full swing. Mab had invited a few fresh water sirens to come play a guessing game with them, and it only escalated from there.

Some of the river nymphs were playing as a referee for the games going on; some of the kelpies at the bottom of the hot-water would sing while a few of the fae would try and guess what they were singing. Some of the sirens were playing a competitive diving game with their treasures; bits of bone, a pearl or two. Whoever got to it first kept it. Which, without supervision quickly devolved into a bloody fight. A few of the not-so-water-resistant creatures were having loads of fun just on the shore, making flower crowns for any winners and not so subtly trying to help the contestants who they thought were the cutest. Morgana had joined Gwen in the kelpy game, since the creatures had a tendency to drag any losers down underwater and drown them... but Gwen was doing suprisingly well. Morgana was only a little bit jealous. Mab had split from the girls briefly to compete with the sirens, winning a few games and rejoining her friends once she had enough trophies of victory. They came to sit with eachother at the edge, all three of them smiling to themselves and basking in the fun. "So. How's your day off been?" Mab asked them with a grin. "Well considering Gwen's won more games than I... I'd say not so well." Morgana joked, making Gwen laugh. "Well, I can give you some pointers next time." She winked and nudged Morgana with her elbow; making Morgana blush just a little. "Well. Either way you both look just about ready to join the sirens with the way you're pruning up there. Let's get you two dry." Mab hopped out of the 'pool' and shook herself dry a bit. "Okay *mom* " Morgana teased as Gwen and her followed. "No you pronounced it wrong. Its MAB." Mab corrected her. Morgana wasnt super sure if she was being serious or not, but it didnt matter. Mab lead them to a closed off area where she stashed the twos clothing. "Once you're dressed we can do some land-games." Mab winked at them, squeezing out her hair. Gwen and Morgana went over and grabbed their clothes as Mab got some cloth to help dry them. The fae girl allowed them both a screen of ivy and vines to get dressed in a bit of privacy...

Today was... something else. Gwen couldnt remember the last time shes had this much fun. The amazing wonders around her filled her head with dreams and her heart with hope and longing for adventure... discovering more and finding things no ones ever seen before... but only if it was with her friends. As cliche as it was... she wanted Morgana... Arthur, even Mab there with her. Wherever the road took her. They completed her in a way she could never have imagined. She wanted to be there for them. Just as they would for her... Gwen had many friends as a child. But when her family moved to Camelot, all of it was ripped away from her. She wondered sometimes... if they thought of her. But the Pendragons and this magical world... took the heartache away.... but... recently? With Morgana..? The heartache returned... no it wasnt the same as before. No force on earth could take Morgana away from her. No, the heartache wasnt one of sadness... it was longing. So similar but so different. The heartache that belonged to Morgana was one that was bitter-sweet. Whenever she looked at her it was the feeling of coming home to a warm fire and sweet fruit.

So then... why did the thought of being with Morgana... hurt at the same time?

..she knew the answer. Arthur. She loved arthur just as she loved Morgana. And yet... not. They were so different but she loved them all the same. The kind of love she'd want to come home to and kiss before bed every night.... Arthur and Morgana... were her love.

Meanwhile, Morgana got dressed. Nothing in particular was on HER mind. No... but something was on Mabs...

The faerie peaked her head through to Morganas side. Seeing she was infact decent. Mab had been infatuated with Morgana for a long time. She'd known it in her gut. Shes told so many of her friends and they all dismissed it as wanting a pet. And shes seen fae have human pets... the feeling wasnt the same. For them It was control... dominance and cruelty. But Mab wanted Morgana for the very reason just to love her. When she thought about kissing Morgana her heart raced, when she thought about curling up with her, going to bed and waking up to see her face everyday... it made her heart hurt with how much she wanted that. Real love...

"Morgana." Mab began... there was a pause. "... Mab?" Morgana questioned her. She looked incredibly suspicious... was this the start of some prank? "I..." Mab stepped further in. "Wanted to tell you something." She crossed her arms loosely. Mab had never actually planned this part out. She always figured that somehow, someway, she'd just sweep Morgana off her feet and Morgana would have no choice but to practically marry her on the spot!.... but this was definitely not how things were going to go. Morgana was... difficult to really wow, or 'sweep feet'. "... okay." Morgana narrowed her eyes at the faerie, getting ready for some sort of prank or attack of some kind... Mab walked closer... and awkwardly put her hand on Morganas shoulder... and came in closer... until the side of her face touched the side of Morganas... okay so maybe it wasnt 'telling' her anything... Mab didnt even know if she could say the right words... but she hoped and metaphorically prayed that Morgana understood.

She did. It was an intimate gesture. Mab trusted her... to turn her face to her and keep her close; faces touching just slightly. This was big... and Morgana couldnt help the huge suprised grin that spread across her face. Off and on throughout their friendship she's thought about it-- being with Mab. Theres no doubt that they got along and shared so many things in common, but she never even dreamed that Mab would come to her first. And like this.

Mab slowly pulled away. Looking reserved and guarded, waiting for Morganas reaction... still hopeful she understood, and accepted. "So... you like me?" Morgana asked with her grin. Mab looked just a little insulted at that. "Of course I like you! What do you think I am? An idiot? It would be stupid of us not to court! We love the same things, we're already so close and we-" Mab was cut off by Morgana kissing her on the cheek. "Ah yes. How could I argue with such air tight logic?" She asked sarcastically. Mab was completely frozen for a moment. "Is that a yes?"

Morgana smiled. "Does this answer your question?" She pulled Mab back in and kissed her. The faerie could feel her heart hammering in her chest. She pulled Morgana as close as she could, and kissed her back... unbeknownst to them, the screen Mab created was falling apart into beautiful wild flowers to reveal the scene to Gwen...

When Gwen saw the two... she felt like she was going to vomit. Not out of disgust. Never. But she never thought that seeing her secret love and good friend kissing could break her heart so much... she just stood there. Frozen.... until Morgana noticed. And she laughed.

"Wow. Look at miss queen of the fae... cant control her plants when shes kissing." Morgana teased Mab, who was now red in the face, looking around to see Gwen and of course... no screen of greenery. "A-um- i- I can control them! I can do... anything!" Mab argued. Morgana laughed. "Does that include making your face go as red as my hair?" She asked. And honestly... in the moment... gwen couldnt help but laugh along..... it was better than being heart broken.

[lemongogo]

Ahhh Im worried about what's happening rn. I havent read the manga but Im reading what you're reblogging. Like they gonna force N to forgive E? No one reacted when F said E kill T and then continued to work under him? Giving N shit for not getting over the fact that E was incredibly abusive and murdered his bro. Im actually so fucking concerned, itd be so bad if the T/E/(Dabi?) arc thing was handled badly. E Doesn't deserve to be forgived if he fucking killed T, N's right, don't forgive him

yeah, ngl im really worried :/ i mean, its hard to tell given the fact that we’re no where near completing the current arc, but the signs he’s been setting up have been overwhelmingly disappointing time and time again. the narrative just feels rushed, forced, and out of character. it was only a few months ago (in canon) that endvr was bragging about “creating” shoto and calling touya “regrettable” and weak. and now? now he’s grieving over his altar for not being able to “do much for his family” imo its bullshit. it doesn’t make any sense, and yet, here we are having to deal with half-assed apology arcs that blame characters like natsuo for not having a “forgiving disposition” even though he’s in no way obligated to forgive his abuser

it makes me feel so sick to my stomach, bc it looks like hrikoshi is trying to shoehorn in the idea that endvvr actually isn’t “that bad”. in the past two chapters alone, it makes it sound like natsuo is overreacting (ex: “why can’t he just let bygones be bygones” aka why cant he just move on, forgive him), misled (”he believes endeav killed touya” as though he’s the only one to see it that way), etc. and worse yet, no one responds to it. no one reacts and takes a second to think that, holy shit, thats a pretty serious accusation. and using what they know from shoto’s experience, they don’t stop to question endvr as a character, much less a mentor.

its just hh. overwhelming. and yeah, now natsuo is being held hostage and it looks like endv will possibly (if the trio doesnt get him first) save him, thus providing reason for a sudden shift in natsuo’s opinion of him . its funny because endv apparently cares for natsuo in this moment, despite nats mentioning his childhood neglect as a result of not being the perfect quirk-prodigy poster child endvr wanted. its kinda ridiculous imo. 

i agree though. it’s going to be terrible if this arc continues to be written like this because its been a major plot point since v early on.

[wcamino-confessions]

""This cat app is serious business >:C 1!1!1!1!1!!1""

Just going on a tangent cause I got a long ass bus ride and fuck it this shits been sitting on the back of my mind for a while^. This isn't @ anyone in particular so don't worry this is just going off stuff I've seen people talking abt.

(Obligatory please don't take this like I'm summarizing EVERYONE or even factually correct on this shit. This is just my assumption on how things are; however, feel free to dispute it all you want cause itd be kinda neat on seeing why others think everyone is so serious about a damn cat app^^ Also this shit wasn't beta read we die like fucking men so big F at all the spelling mistakes and jumping around with ideas in this.)

Anyways enough of that and onto the actual thing

A good portion of people on warriors amino are known to take the app very seriously and that it's not any sort of fun or games to be on there. Like any decision is one to be taken seriously. Now you can say that's just teenagers being moody and honestly thats kinda right; however, you can't blame people for being serious and official when that's the type of vibe the amino gives off.

Lemme explain

When you have such strict rules on the content people can make, how LONG such content has to be, what types of crossovers can be deemed acceptable, what types of species are too outlandish that even if you went by warrior rules it still wouldn't be allowed, and the overall silencing of people having any type of humor that wouldn't be okay in a work setting... It kinda comes off as stuck up. It literally feels like I'm at work sometimes.

Can't make any jokes that could offend a customer and if you're going to say anything about anyone you better do it to a close friend or else the manager (lt) will fire you (ban/strike) you.

The whole process of making groups is so heavily monitored that people don't see a point to it cause why the hell should their creativity be monitored when they can GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! and that's what's fucking happening

Everything has been made so formal that there's no funny business that the humor/entertainment has consequentially been drained out of everything and people are ditching the amino.

And thus this fucking pit fall of being stuck in a loop where the mentality of "we have to behave and seem professional so we don't get fucking booted" comes in. This then has people mixing up "well behaved" with "fucking knight in shining armor of warriors amino" which causes this shit.

This can't even be blamed on "the internet being the internet" cause you're allowed to screw around and get as creative as you want elsewhere without getting banned unless you're REALLY fucked up (or in the kpop fandom and said something controversial on Twitter lol)

Anyways- it's just that we jammed the mentality of only certain things being worthy of any fucking recognition that everyone has become so attached to that mentality that "only certain things deserve notice or passage"! So in the end projects people want to be passed and get denied are basically seen as worse than the idea of another. Which causes debate and the knights in shining armor to come out and fuck shit up.

This back and forth, ring around the Rosie bullshit where everyone is just trying not to piss off a community that is already put on edge due to muddied rules, strange restrictions, and closed off communities WITHIN the community just makes it seem so fucking strange to not be formal. And thusly people start to contribute the good behavior the lt wants with being serious and over protective of EVERYTHING.

We've spiralled into this pit that we can't dig ourselves out of due to past abuse of officers where the normal members lost respect for authority, the constant back and forth of guidelines fighting amongst themselves which makes the community fight amongst themselves, and the feeling that everything needs to be up to code or else you risk running a strike or ban and loose everything you worked for in terms of a following.

So yeah I can see why people are always so high-strung and it's because people are expected to act formally. When shit like that goes on you can only expect one of two things. People bag it and just leave or they take out their frustrations on other people/ideas cause they're not allowed to do it in any other way. No controversial debates, no calling out people who hurt you, etc etc cause it's all counted as DRAMA. Rather than actually labelling unnecessary fake gossip or petty chick fights as drama- it's suddenly anything that upsets ANYONE that counts as drama. And thusly that leads to people being shut in on themselves and making a big deal when they know they can, cause they're not allowed to otherwise. So essentially by allowing some leeway in being able to do something that normally wouldn't be allowed- people are gonna take it. (Usually relates to """amino politics""" and arguing with the lt or decisions clans make)

So essentially people on this app are so god damn serious about what's going on is because the strict rules and constantly-watched-over aura of the amino gives off vibes that basically make it feel like that if you're not super serious or not proving that you're invested in the app that then you're gonna get fucking thanosed. And then when it actually DOES come down to talking about things, people are either wrongfully taking it as "bad drama" which then starts NEW SHIT which actually DOES evolve into petty drama/bs. OR they're just taking the leeway of actually being able to express negativity in a normal setting which usually isn't allowed. And honestly at this point no matter WHOS in charge or HOW things are being run this reputation of the amino and it's people being put on a pedestal isn't going to go away. So no matter how much people complain or bitch about people being too serious nothing will be done.

Should they act like that? Fuck no.

Is it essentially the lts fault? Fuck if I know and frankly I don't care enough to find out.

Do clans cause this? Idfk and idfc

Should we care? Probably not.

Will we? Maybe.

But basically there's nothing that can be done to fix thos metaphorical pot hole thats sitting in the middle of the road just WAITING to come fuck up yo shit unless you either leave or choose to ignore people who get really pissy about shit that goes on (hypocrital of me to talk about; I'm aware)

Idk that's just my take on this. Feel free to tear me a new asshole and disprove all of this. Figured I'd just ramble while taking this shitty ass bus detour fuck you road construction.