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lyss-butterscotch · 1 year
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We interrupt this RW program to bring you a message:
*Deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<- watched the owl house finale
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the-blind-geisha · 8 months
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Read more about him at my Toyhouse!
That only took all week.. X'D
What's hilarious is the image in my WIPs is titled 'King Boo ref1' because I was meaning to make 2 diff ones...and then I said 'fack it, let's jam as much as I can into this'...so I did. lol
Disney prince-a-fies your King Boo!Human! Kinda.
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Did the bots forget to mention that earth is unicron to the rest of their population? That's one jelo of a fack to forget!
The issue is there are two versions of Earth, the one Team Prime remembers, and the echo left of what had once been.
Grief does something to people, regardless of who you are it leaves a mark. A memory. Something that mimics the emotional investment that you had. And the bots are grieving. The issue is that only they can understand where that grief is coming from.
Organics, typically, are not liked simply because of how different their composition is from a mechanical frame. Humans in particular can be looked down on for how short their lifespan is. Individuals who are not your species, not your kind, who would die before a sparkling could even upgrade to their next frame, and yet these children created such strong, vibrant, connections to all of the bots. Earth, organic, small, and primitive, held beauty in its natural wonders and housed them despite the trouble that came with them.
How can they ever describe what they lost to their comrades? How can they ever capture what it was that they've lost and explain it to bots who can't even comprehend the foundations of it?
You can't.
So, Team Prime does the next best thing, they mourn quietly. Earth is gone, destroyed, and nothing has emerged from the death that they brought to that world. Sure, there were problems. M.E.C.H. and Unicron are among them, but it's all been wiped away now. Why bother remembering it, dredging it all backup? Not when there are other things better immortalized in their processors. Miko's face when crashing over a sand dune. Jack's laughter when pelting Vince's car with takeout. Raf's quiet presence as he focused on a video game.
It's even worse when fragments of earth survive. Knockout's collection of paints and recordings of his races. A few vehicons kept downloads of movies ranging from golden age Disney to The Real Housewives of Orange County. Knicknacks and junk like bobbleheads, blankets, and other scrap that just looked interesting to the alien eye. Odd artifacts that are shuffled around, are given worth because they are the last pieces of a dead civilization. Eath becomes a collectible icon. A pop culture reference. A hollowed-out version constructed and rebuilt by optics that never saw anything but the caricatures and broken pieces left by civilization's shadow.
Such a silly, small, fragile world. No one would believe that Unicron was the seed of it. That it produced species tenacious and willful. That it could produce monsters of its own beyond the nightmares they cast in stories.
How can you grieve when the ones you lost are remade in such a way?
You can't.
So you remain silent, you remain distant, and you clutch on to those memories, those true experiences and ignore every rumor and false tale that circulates the world you loved and the world you lost.
Earth is dead. It isn't coming back. The stories that whisper otherwise are nothing more than cruel and thoughtless lies.
So please, just let the dead rest in peace.
Thank you for reading!
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Azul’s figurine makes me feel too many things
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Disney I hate this, I was just vibing in vc and then you just mcfucking dropped
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This
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I CAN’T HANDLE THISSSSS OTL DFJDJJDJSKDJKSJDJJSNDJDJ SOBS SO HARD YOU KNOW, I DON’T BUY MERCH, I REALLY DON’T. my ONLY PURCHASES WERE THE FIRST COMIC ANTHOLOGY AND THE AZUL NUI AND THAT’S BECAUSE IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS IN ONE MONTH 💃 BUT WHEN I SAW THAT FUCKING FIGURINE IN MY DMS, MY FIRST RESPONSE WAS LITERALLY
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I’M IN SO MUCH PAIN, I NEED IT SO BAD
And like. The whole day. The whole fucking day. I was just looking at the image and admiring every single thing.
I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS GHHRHRHRHHFHFHFJFHFB
First off, that mcfucking angle.
To the photographer who took the picture 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
I. I just want to talk.
How dare you. How dare you choose this angle.
IT’S AN ANGLE THAT SHOWS ENOUGH OF HIS FIGURINE TO MAKE PEOPLE HYPED AND EXCITED BECAUSE THE CRAFTMANSHIP IS SO SO GOOD BUT IT ALSO KEEPS THE REST OF THE FIGURINE A SECRET SO THERE’S STILL SOME MYSTERY THAT BUILDS UP THE DAMN EXCITEMENT
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? LOTS OF OTHER ANGLES COULD HAVE DONE THE JOB BUT OF ALL THE WAYS YOU COULD TAKE THIS PHOTO, IT JUST HAD TO BE THE MCFREAKING ANGLE WHERE HE’S LOOKING DOWN ON YOU AS HE HOLDS UP THE CONTRACT, WAITING FOR YOU TO SIGN IT
NOOOOOO THIS ISNmT FAIR THIS HURTS WHAT THE FUCKKKKK 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿PUTANGINAAAA ANG SAKET AYOKO IPERMAHIN YUNG KONTRATA PERO HNNNNGNGNNHNHNNGNHNGNHH NASA SAHIG NA AKO DAHIL SA KANYANG TITIG 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
His. Fucking. Face.
DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT????
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HE’S
FUCKING
BEAUTIFUL
AND DISNEY DAMN WELL KNEW HOW TO BRING OUT THE BEAUTY IN HIM I WANNA CRY SO BAD
The fucking craftmanship to shape his face with this balance of softness and sharpness in his cheek and jaw line??? The shape of his nose???? HIS CUTE LITTLE MOLE NEAR HIS LIPS???? HIS BRIGHT SKY BLUE EYES LOOKING DOWN ON US 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳???? HIS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT LIPS TURNED UP INTO THAT SEXY SMIRK?????????
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DISNEY THIS IS TOO MUCH IT HURTS SO BADDDD
AND AM I HALLUCINATING OR DO HIS EYES SEEM TO HAVE THIS SUBTLE ONE EYEBROW RAISED EXPRESSION?? BECAUSE IF IT DOES, IT GIVES OFF AN EVEN MORE SMUG VIBE AND GOD I’M GONNA BANG MY HEAD AGAINST SOMETHING
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AZUL PLEASE MAINIT NA DITO TAPOS INIINIT MO PA ANG KWARTO ??? PINAPAWISAN MO PA AKO ??
I NEED !! RAIN !!!!
The way he holds that contract.
God. It’s such a small detail. But
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They even managed to sculpt the way Azul held that contract with this certain overprotectiveness like DAMN????
Man. I want to know what it says on the contract. I think there was someone who apparently managed to decode it? I should double check that.
But also wow imagine being held like how Azul holds his contracts haha
His. Fhcking. PANTS.
Disney
Disney what the fuck
What the absolute fuck
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YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE HIS PANTS SO TIGHT AND YET ???? OH MY GOD I’M GONNA EAT A ROCK RIGHT FUCKING NOW THOSE CREASES ARE NO FJCKING JOKE LIKE HHRHRHRHHRHFHFBDHHSJSJDJDJKSKSKJDHSJSKDOD 🗿🤡
Man. His pants are already so form-fitting as seen in lab Jack’s groovy. 🧍‍♀️
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Can I just say holy shit why is his calf THAT curved like what the fack Disney I’m in so much pain
GODDDD HIS LEGS MAKE ME FEEL TOO MUCH OTL I’M SO WEAK FOR LEGS AND HE HAS NICE LEGS WTF TWST
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Man, I’m still kinda sad that they hide the booty because the coat is attached to his ass
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Putangina Disney this hurts 🗿 like literally, I’m TwoSet’s Brett’s lofi and Directed by Robert something at the same time. 🤡
Sobs so hard I wanna go home mom please pick me up I’m scared
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sciphyte · 4 years
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Tagged by @bumblebeer07 ^-^ Thank you <3  List 7 of your favourite comfort movies \o/ It was hard because I mostly watch Marvel movies, but I can’t just list them all up :’D  So, here we go \o/ 1.) Spider-Man: Homecoming: Yeah... Starting off with this one, but I just really like it cuz I can see sweet Peter Parker being an awkward teenager, being a badass hero, a naughty child who never listens to (his) father, Tony, and he wasn’t yet traumatized here by this wonderful man’s death (like we all got in the cinemas)
2.) Frozen II: Yes, I love disney movies, I am a big soft baby in my heart, deal with it. I think it came out beautiful, and really love the whole thing, and Elsa’s transformation, and the song called  “Show Yoursefl”? Don’t even get me started. Guess who was singing it for weeks \o/ (me, it was me)
3.) Due Date: Hello there Robert Downey Junior, also, this was one of the many movies that my brother showed me, and then we watched it together and had a good laugh. I miss those days, but hopefully, they will return.
4.) Deadpool: Yessss, I can’t leave this out of the list. I first saw DP in the video game version, that we played with my brother, and then saw the movie in a cinema for the first time with my friends back in high school. It was a wonderful day, and I think it was the day where I got seriously into these type of movies. I really love this chaotic dork, and Ryan Reynolds got a spot in my heart for a long time (besides many others, but my heart is very big).
5.) Suicide Squad: Also saw this one with my friends in the cinema. It was a bit of a roller-coaster for me, a bit long, but boy, I freakin’ love Harley Quinn, and how Margot Robbie played her, I can’t imagine anyone else in her place :D 
6.) The Hangover: Another one that I saw with my brother, and really liked  the whole piece ^-^ Chaotic boys are my fave :’D
7.) Fack ju, Göhte!: First time I saw it on TV, and was drooling all over Zeki’s (Elyas M’Barek) body, while having a good time with a bag of popcorn. (Later I watched part 2 and 3 and felt wonderful) I tag @silkystark and @plueschpop, you might not even know I exist but I stalk your blog daily, but too scared to start a real conversation. (Don’t hunt me down please) Only do if you want to, or if you were already tagged once, then I’m really sorry Bai~ o7
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11 QUESTIONS : tagged by @imthelcstprincess (LISSA BABY)
THE RULES: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS GIVEN TO YOU BY THE TAGGED, WRITE 11 QUESTIONS OF YOUR OWN AND TAG 11 PEOPLE.
1) what’s your favorite coffee order?  if not coffee, what do you prefer?
at starbs i usually get a cold brew (if im working late nights) or a venti ice coffee with sugar free vanilla and almond milk on the normal days
2) if you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
i would go to paris probably :)
3) what’s one song you can listen to over and over again without getting tired of?
anything disney if i hear it i start singing because i am a 22 y/o child
4) the ocean or space?
ocean, both scare me though cause fuck the possibilities of what could be out there
5) which animal would you say you relate to the most?
deers. they are timid as heck, scared of everything, makes dumb choices when anxious but cute. like me.
6) what’s your go-to show/movie?
go-to show is buzz.feed uns.olved (shocker i know) 
7) which character from any show/movie/book would you say you’re most like? why?
probably hermione?? even though im a hufflepuff
8) what’s the first thing you think of when you hear the words “hey now”?
thIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
9) stop, i could’ve dropped my….
CROISSANT 
10) where’s the one place where the rain is truly blessed?
where i live currently lol
11) what the frick is up, kyle?
nO WHAT DID YOU SAY! whAT THE FACK DUDE. STEP THE FACK UP, KYLE
tagging: @bornofthedawn / @fleurkingdom, @childrenofslumber / @sixbillicnsouls, @heartsunholy, @dxublextxouble / @dyxfunctionalfxur, @oceanfey, @eveborne, @bckerymade / @rcdheir, @coronaslight, @nobilityandtruth, @islestolen, @boyslost, and for whoever if you guys like my questions i guess :) 
my questions for y’all cuties: 1) coffee or tea? 2) what is something you are passionate about?  3) favorite color and least favorite color? 4) day person or night person?  5) name of a movie/book that impacted you positively?  6) what’s your favorite band? 7) what’s a song that you hear the first note of an immediately know what it is?  8) what is something you are proud of?  9) what’s one of your favorite rp moment if you have one? 10) what’s your favorite vine? 11) most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of your crush?
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firesong-writes69 · 7 years
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What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: There are so many wonderful things happening for the LGBT community right now and I'm really emotional about it. Like, I'm still not over how the Carmilla Movie started off as this tiny little web series with over a hundred thousand views and just last weekend we were on the big screen. Or how children shows are getting more inclusive with handling LGBT topics and youth. Like first it was Avatar: The Legend of Korra with Korrasami. Or like that wonderful Anime Yuri On Ice and how unapologetically gay it was. And then Steven Universe broke all boundaries with its beautiful tiny gems Ruby and Sapphire and how they're a healthy relationship. Ooh, and we can't forget how Wynonna Earp handled the storyline of Nicole Haught and Wynonna Earp and didn't fall into the classic lesbian trope that most shows typically go through. Like they just so happened to be living in a town overrun by demons and they fell in love. And then there's Life Is Strange: Before The Storm's storyline of Rachel Amber and Chloe Price and how they fell in love and it was such a beautiful thing to see. And now there's this show called Andi Mack on FACKING DISNEY revealing its first gay character and they handled the scene so wonderfully. NOW KIDS CAN SEE THAT ITS OKAY TO BE QUESTIONING YOURSLEF AT A YOUNG AGE AND ITS NOT ALL JUST HORMONES AND YOU ALWAYS DISCOVER YOURELEF AT DIFFERENT PARTS IN YOUR LIFE AND THAT ITS A BEAUTIFUL THING. BECAUSE HELL, WE'RE ALL HUMAN AND WE JUST WANT TO LOVE.
LOVE IS LOVE.
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obi-wan-ken00b · 7 years
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This whole demeaning of finnrose in order to elevate finnrey is truly disgusting. John Boyega has facking stated that he played his relationship with Rey as FRIENDSHIP, and not romance, after being explicitly asked by the interviewer about his 'romance' with Rey. John Boyega has literally shot finnrey down. The thing is, the main romance of the story (the one Rey is going to be involved in) had already been decided long before TFA started shooting, heck, long before the casting which we know
...was color-blind for both Rey and Finn. So, even if Finn had been played by that white dude who was considered for the role at one point, finnrey still wouldn't happen. Even if Rey had been played by a black woman, Finnrey still wouldn't be a thing romantically. Now, we don't know how important Finn's romance is going to be in relation to the story, whether endgame finnrose is set in stone or whether stormpilot is still a probability; after all, Kathleen Kennedy DID say they were taking it into consideration, so I guess anything could happen on that front (personally, both finnrose and stormpilot, or even a polyamorous relationship between the three would be great) but as far as Rey's romance is concerned, it had been already decided long way back, as it will be crucial for the story. That's it. People should listen to John and realize finnrey won't happen because it was never planned for in the first place, regardless of anyone's skin color._______________________________so up there is the whole Anon ask.I think you are right, anon. I mean I don’t think DISNEY would pull of a polyamours relationship between Finn, Rose and Poe because it is still a kids franchise and again, they do not want to offend parents (and their money) too much so that they eventually would stop buying their kids merch. and I am still careful with expectations for Stormp/lot since I am not sure if Disney will dare to pull that (they should, it’s 2017).
And yes, many people forget the story was set before the casting even started... 
Some questions/points some people have about representation of PoC in Hollywood are totally valid and important but can’t be “discussed” like this and no problem will be solved with that tumblr-way (hysteric & dramatic). Some people terrorizing other people online - I don’t remember the last time when I read a news article about some angry tumblr people changing the world.And people shouldn’t boil down this entire, huge issue into Fin/nrey happening or not. pls no.
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ellstra · 7 years
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Movie asks
I was tagged by @boredbyreality Thanks!
What is your…
All time favorite movie: I hate to choose one but the first one that comes to my mind is Die Welle, a brilliant German thing that should be shown in America rn I think.
Movie you’ve seen again and again: Juno. Oh my gods I love Juno.
Movie that makes you feel inspired: I’m gonna go with The Force Awakens because it inspired over 200k words worth of stories 
Movie with cinematography you love: Rush. I think it’s the colours.
Movie that scares you: I think I’m gonna have to go with Die Welle here again, simply because I don’t really remember being scared scared of movies. Die Welle is disturbing and makes you ponder on human nature which is a different level of fear.
Movie that makes you cry: The Perks of Being a Wallflower. And recently, Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
Movie that comforts you: Treasure Planet. It’s a very sweet thing.
Movie you dislike: I FUCKEN HATE HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE. That’s my favourite book out of the series and they ruined it. 
Movie you hate that everyone loves: The Fault in Our Stars. I just hate John Green okay. I’ve read enough of his books and seen movie adaptations to know I hate him with passion.
Movie you love that everyone hates: I don’t know, I tend to be more edgy with books than movies. But I unironically, truthfully love Grease with passion and I don’t know anyone else who does so.
The first movie you remember watching in theaters: Charlotte’s Web. I cried.
The last movie you watched: Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Favorite genre: is movies based on comic books a genre? 
Favorite animated movie: I already said Treasure Planet, so I’m gonna go with Monster’s University
Favorite Disney movie: Lion King 2. It’s my favourite in the series although I think I must be the only one.
Favorite Movie Musical: gee I already said Grease in one of the questions, didn’t I? I also love Phantom of the Opera (2004)
Favorite horror movie: Nightmare on Elm Street (both the classic and remake)
Favorite drama: I already said Die Welle twice and I have no idea what qualifies as drama but I enjoyed Black Swan quite a bit and that sure was dramatic
Favorite comedy: Fack ju Göhte. It’s such a beautiful, hilarious comedy but it also has a deep story and I love it.
Favorite fantasy/sci-fi: Does In Time count? I love In Time. 
Favorite documentary: There was a documentary on dinosaurs from BBC that I was obsessed with as a kid, it had six parts and I had it on VHS and watched it over and over. Good times.
Favorite sequel: I’m gonna go with Hunger Games: Catching Fire because that shit was really good (shame the next one couldn’t keep up)
Favorite director: I don’t know if I have a favourite director, but I do like Tarantino’s things so why not.
Favorite Actress/Actor: Daniel Brühl. He’s the cutest and was in several awesome movies I wouldn’t see without him. 
A line of dialogue that’s stuck with you from any movie: Careful, Ren. Seriously, I’m trying to recall something meaningful, but all I’m getting is a line from a Czech comedy about a village football team that can’t be fully appreciated in English but I can try: “You can’t play a refined game, you’re clogs (meaning clumsy) and that’s why you’re in the lowest division.” (It’s funnier in context of the movie)
A line of dialogue you dislike from any movie: “You have your mother’s eyes” God I wish everyone would just stop reminding this poor kid that he doesn’t remember his mum.
I tag @42dicks, @space-girlfriends, @poolsidescientist, @mini-mantis @obsessions-and-dreams and @longstoryshortikilledhim if you guys are up for it :)
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kaospersona · 7 years
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85 questions game
Rules: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people 
I was tagged by @sinsof-ourfathers
Tagging: If you want to do this and haven’t been tagged, just say I tagged you.
the last
1.drink: starbucks iced coffee. The kind in bottles. 
2.phone call: My dad I think
3.text message: My bff
4.song you listened to: Hymm for the Weekend by Coldplay
5.time you cried: Probably at a movie a few weeks ago or something
6.dated someone twice: June
7.kissed someone and regretted it: I guess my last ex, but that would be before he was my ex so the regret is hindsight
8.been cheated on: Not that I’m aware of
9.lost someone special: My first cat a year or so ago
10. been depressed: See above
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Worst I’ve been is tipsy, and that was a few years ago
3 favourite colours
12. Cerulean
13. Indigo
14. Purple
in the last year have you
15. made new friends: A few
16. fallen out of love: No
17. laughed until you cried: Yes
18. found out someone was talking about you: No, but everyone talks about everyone at some point
19. met someone who changed you: I mean, technically every interaction changes us on some level, as we would not be the same person, even if it’s in a minor way.
20. found out who your friends are: I’m not a teenager in a coming of age movie.
21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Yeah, but he was my boyfriend at the time.
General:
22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of them. I don’t have a lot of Facebook friends.
23. do you have any pets: A little black cat
24. do you want to change your name: Maybe my middle name to ‘Kaos’
25. what did you do for your last birthday: Saw Despicable Me 3 and then went to Joe’s Crabshack. It was awesome.
26. what time did you wake up: 9:40 am
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Getting ready for bed.
28. name something you can’t wait for: Family trip to Disney World, Agents of Mayhem, Destiny 2, Tales from the Borderlands 2
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Five minutes ago
31. what are you listening to right now: Dr. Phil
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yeah, when I was really young
33. something that is getting on your nerves: People that drive dangerously just because they’re in a hurry
34. most visited website: Tumblr, Channelawesome
35. hair color: Super dark brown, almost black
36. long or short hair: Super long, down to my butt
37. do you have a crush on someone: A small real one, many fictional
38. what do you like about yourself: I’m really good at seeing both sides of an argument and keeping an open mind.
39. piercings: None
40. blood type: Dunno, mom says it’s a common type
41. nickname: K, Kimmi, Kimberla
42. relationship status: Long distance, but not too long distance. Medium distance?
43. zodiac: Cancer, but under the updated and accurate new starchart, I was born under Gemini
44. pronouns: she/her
45. favourite tv show: Samurai Jack
46. tattoos: None
47. right or left handed: Right 48. surgery: Not unless wisdom tooth extraction counts?
50. sport: None
51. vacation: Florida, San Francisco, Redwood Forest, 
52. pair of trainers: I’m not sure what this means?
MORE GENERAL
53. eating: Apple sausage.
54. drinking: Water
55. I’m about to: Watch the new Rick and Morty
56. waiting for: The main computer to be free so I can play Mass Effect Andromeda
57. want: Ramen
58. get married: Probably someday
59. career: Currently doing maintenance/lifeguarding/parking lot attendent at a pool, but future career as a comedian.
WHICH IS BETTER:
60. hugs or kisses: Hugs
61. lips or eyes: Eyes
62. shorter or taller: I like being shorter
63. older or younger: Little younger, don’t mind how much older
64. nice arms or nice stomach: stomach
65. hookup or relationship: Relationship
66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER:
67. kissed a stranger: no
68. drank hard liquor: Yes
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: glasses
70. turned someone down: Politely
71. sex on the first date: Asexual
73. had your heart broken: Once. Fack that guy
74. been arrested: No
75. cried when someone died: Yeah, maybe not right away in some cases. We all grieve in our own way
76. fallen for a friend: I like to be friends first, then in a romantic relationship
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
77. yourself: Yes
78. miracles: Maybe?
79. love at first sight: Not really
80. santa claus: A bit
81. kiss on the first date: No
82. angels: Maybe?
OTHER:
84. eye colour: hazel
85. favourite movie: The Matrix
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highrankingdemoness · 5 years
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call me Cassandra and Just FAcking listen to me for once
Kinda salty about how someone reacted to my advice but i know im right so maybe youll take this token of wisdom . * takes out cartoonishly large micorphone * “ LIFE HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN NOT ON A SCHEDULE !” If you feel like you should be dating , having a family , going to college or whatever society has convince you should be doing because of your age - f$cking stop.  Society was not build for human error and this is NOT a disney movie . You wont find the love of your life at 14 most likely, you might be sexual inexperience or a virgin way into your fifties, you might not find out what you are passionate well into your 80s .  Please give yourself a break and stop beating yourself up because college is burning you out , school ( if youre a minor ) is making you depress and your job sucking out all your energy and you see people doing things that are associated with YOUR AGE or doing amazing things at your age. Your are not a piece of food you do not have an expiration as to when you cna start enjoying certain thing sin your life. sometimes life just happen when is suppose and not when you want tit ...and that perfectly fine. SO STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING MOR SOCIAL OR DATING OR STARTING A FAMILY...please
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50 Reasons Why You Should Love Azul Ashengrotto
Because I gotta prove to Azul why he is loveable as FUCK
He has beautiful blue eyes that you feel like you can drown in them forever
His hair is soft and fluffy and really really wavy
There is one side of his forehead that is exposed. Don’t you want to land a little kiss on that spot?
He has a mole near his lip. Don’t you want to kiss that mole? :>
M e g a n e
His dorm outfit is hot af and it makes you respect him a bit more
He can run a business better than most of those managers you see in Hell’s Kitchen
His voice is SO SMOOTH AND SO GOOD
His smirk is sEXY AF
He can identify the taste of food and tell what ingredients are in that food. Maybe he can identify the taste that lingers in your mouth—//slapped
Boi has a slim waist and you can really see that slim waist when he wears that school uniform 😳😳😳
Has high ass grades, such a great student
HARD WORKER HERE, STAN A HARD WORKER
He has a coat that hangs on his shoulders. Do you not want to wear that coat?
He smells good. Has good cologne
HE LIKES HOODIES
He’s an octopus. Tentacles go brrrrrrrr
He’s a dorm leader. That’s it.
Mafia aesthetic? Mafia aesthetic
Tax evasion is big sexy 🤩🤩🤩
He can make any wish come true and that is amazing
He cares about Jade and Floyd. 🥺🥺🥺
Has clear skin thanks to being a merman
Azul is,,, a beautiful name,,,
HE ACTUALLY CARES IF YOU’RE ALRIGHT like in ghost marriage, after being sent out by the ghosts, he’s the only one who actually saw you and went “I’m so glad you’re alright”
Baby is insecure about himself and he needs reassurance
He can sing and play piano. Musical man is sexy af
Honestly has the most heartbreaking sobs, it hurts to see someone who’s so confident and suave suddenly become so broken
Spite is his motivation to work hard in life
He’s cunning and smart and it’s so refreshing to see that in a protagonist (look, all of Twst cast is a protagonist in the long run,,, maybe,,,)
Every time he chuckles, I go 😳
HIS OCTOPUS FORM IS SO BEAUTIFUL like you cannot tell me you did not pause the Octa cm and go “omg Azul is sO BEAUTIFUL—“
AZUL WITHOUT HIS GLASSES IS SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FACK
He handwrites all his contracts (I mean, that’s what I saw in the Octa cm), so his penmanship has got to be legible
He actually tries to fix his mistakes
Boi already had an OP unique magic which has a huge ass setback but has the brains to remove that setback while still keeping the OP aspect of his unique magic
HIM HIDING IN AN OCTOPUS POT IS SO CUTE,,,,,,
Has top notch persuasive skills like damn boi please give me a fraction of those skills because I need those to get high marks in English class 👁👄👁
HE ACTUALLY ROCKS A FEDORA
He will keep working hard until he succeeds
Puberty hit him like a truck, let’s be real
The fact he, a student, is willing to listen to other people’s concerns makes him better than some school counselors (ok.... granted that he’ll get something out of it BUT HEY HE ACTUALLY USES THE NEW POINT CARD SYSTEM AFTER CH3 SO PEOPLE COULD TELL HIM THEIR TROUBLES AND THAT IS EVEN MORE YASASHII THAN DEADBEAT DAD)
He’s a powerful mage, really great for protecting you
This man would rather persuade a bunch of people to get them to tell him the location of a pair of goggles for a sports event than do his best in PE class
His fear of heights is kinda cute
He does a light muscle workout every day but still fails PE jfjsjfjjskf
Can talk to animals (like wow I wish I was Lucius when he was communicating with him in 3-7)
He looks like the type who’d be great for hugs and honestly he needs hugs
Azul may have been able to lose weight BUT I BET HIS CHEEKS ARE JUST AS SQUISHY AS THEY WERE IN HIS CHILDHOOD AND I WANNA P O K E
His smirk may be hot, but his genuine smile is the most beautiful thing on earth. Disney, please give more smiling Azul PLEASE I AM BEGGING ON MY KNEES HERE—
Somehow, this doesn’t feel enough,,, ;-;
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