I WANNA BE SANTA CLAAUUUUSSSS SO I'M GONNA KILL SANTA CLAAUUUSSSS THIS CHRISTMAS DONT GOT A WISH LIST I GOT A HIT LIST AND AT THE TOP OF IT IS OLD SAINT NICHOLAS NOTHIN AGAINST HIM ITS JUST BUSINESS I AINT THE GRINCH BUT IM GONNA STEAL CHRISTMAS
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Gordo's Law of Genetics is so funny to me it's just a minute and a half of the full cast telling Gordon his genetics fucking suck and it's a jam
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After spending like 10 years pretty much constantly numb and dissociated… and going on 2 years now without that shit
I struggle all the time with the fucking intensity of just.. normal emotions. And I miss that numbness sometimes which makes me feel so guilty. Because I never want to go back to that place.
But goddamn it if being a human with emotions ain’t shit sometimes.
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— “Hard Times” by Paramore
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no thoughts in my head, just Axl saying: "We're gonna watch tv. Nahhhh. I'm gonna jerk off. You'd like that over here with your get-naked sign wouldn't ya? I'm just gonna jerk off for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah licking your balls."
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funny you should ask
cos I don't remember
funny you should ask
I COULD'VE BEEN A CONTENDER
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There’s a maaaaAAaaAaaaan I know
With no expressions, no
He’s got none at all
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And it's funny how I imagined that I could win this, win this fight
But maybe it isn't all that funny
That I've been fighting all my life
But maybe I have to think it's funny
If I wanna live before I die
And maybe it's funniest of all
To think I'll die before I actually see
That I am exactly the person that I'd want to be
Fuck yes
I am exactly the person that I want to be!
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I am killing time with a razor blade, it is begging for its life <3
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