#benadryl cucumbersnatch

[shrimpscream]

The many different ways I’ve seen people spell Benedict Cumberbatch:

Bernendict Cumbingbatch

Benadryl cumquat

Beautiful Carbonara

Benefit Cosmetics

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Bibledude Comingback

Bubblenut cutiepie

Bannanadick cucumberbitch

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Benedict Cookiebatch

Babadook Canterbury

Bendysnips Cabbagepatch

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Badgersticks Carriagematch

Bonedump Crucklepack

Benedong Cucumber

Brendict Cromplepork

Blasted Cummerbund

Benedict Townsend

Benefits coordination

Bernadyl cabbagepatch

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Smibblesworth Clambercock

Benefactor Cobblestone

Peppermint Cummysnatch

Hubert Cumberdale

Benadryl Cumbersome

Cumbentbert Snapersnatch

Bend-a-dick Cum-a-ban

Blended cucumber

Bandersnatch Koolaidpack

Brandybuck Crackerjack

Fragglerock Crackerdong

Buckingham Bumpersplat

Benjamin Crimpysnitch

Burlington Cockletit

Billiardball Candlestick

Butterfree Crumplesnap

Blasphemy Charizard

Broccoli Coddleswort

Whippersnatch Chickenstrips

Honkeytonk Creamsicle

Rinkydink Carrotstick

Bonaparte Curdlesnoot

Bendybobert Cackleboob

Bendyboot Coffeecup

Snickerdoodle Coodlepoot

Boilerdang Crimpysnitch

Bendynoodle Crumperbunts

Bondoodle cucumbersnatch

Buttercup Cabbagepatch

Benefit cummerbund

Benghazi Crummystick

Boondoggle Crackersmack

Brandyleg Crumpetpants

Benedict Cabbagepatch

Bjornguyson Cryspysack

Bourgeoisie Crimplecrack

Popecomb penguinbatshh

Wimbledon Tennismatch

Benedict Thundercrunch

Bendypole Cabbagepatch

Beekeeper candystore

Bendystraw cucumber

Butterscotch cornstarch

Beanpole cabbagehats

Windowsill tennisrack

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Laryngitis Cucumbersmack

Bennable Cabbagepatch

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Bed addict lumber crash

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Benadryl Cabbagepatch

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Benadryl cucumber

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Bandersnatch cummerbund

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Bennedict Cabbagepatch

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Snickerdoodle Chittybangbang

Snophoppple Chumpser

Bandaid crumblynut

SuperMango CrumblyButt

Bendydick Cumberpatch

Bangny crumblesnoot

Bumblebee Croissant

Banana Coconut

Bartholomew Candycrush

Blenderbob wafflenose

Benedict Cumberbitch

Spongebob Squarepants

Buford Crankgameplays

Belly Cringle

Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch

Brocklehurst Cummulonimbus

Babbledon brickbunch

Bumblebee cinnamonbun

Broccoli cucumber

Butternut Crinklefries

Butterscotch Candycorn

Blueberry pumpkinpatch

Bramblestick Snickerssnatch

Bundleup Catchyourdeath

Blacktieand Cumberbund

Benedict Cucumberbatch

Mr Cabbagewank

Bodysnatch Cummerbund

Buffalo Custardbath

Benedrill Cucumberpatchsnatch

Buttermilk cabbagepatch

Benedict Cumberpatch

Bendystraw Cadillac

Birdfeeder CocaCola

Benedictine cumbersome

Bendydick cumtoofast

Bouncycat Cucumberpencil

Beverage Cuticle

Beneficial Cabinetry

Berniesandert cherryripe

Borinsob carrotstick

Banister cumblebench

Multigrain Batch Loaf

Benedettini Cabinetry

Congleton Sandbach

Breezewood Cumberland

Crabmeat Benedict

Bumblebee conservation trust

Blueberry pumpkin patch

Bendybutt Cannotkrump

Burntisland Cowdenbeath

Benefits of Cucumber

Baked Camembert

Jubberwacky Bandersnatch

Bidet Cankersore

Cadbury Pringle Batch

Pickling cucumber

Bendick‘s Mint Collection

Buttercup Cumbersnatch

Benadryl computerglitch

Brendadirk Cramplescrunch

Butternut Cramplebamp

Beetledwip cumbersnitch

Buffalo Custardbatch

Bandicoot Crumblecake

Baseballhat cozycouch

Benkeyhue Cucumberman

Bumblebee cockpitscatch

Bumblodore cucumberbitch

Brenadool Curtleton

Branmuffin cucumbercrutch

Benadryl cumberbunch

Britishguy Sillyname

Beaniebag Cabbagepatch

Boilerdang crimpysnitch

Whenpicnic remembersnacks

Brandy yummysnack

Further additions are welcome

[who-ate-my-jam]

legit had to google 'real name of benadryl cucumbersnatch' today

did. Did it work

[turkisherlockian]

Books and Sins | Chapter Two [Benedict Cumberbatch AU]

Hello everyone! I'm Cer but you might remember me as @rosamundhr a.k.a. Rosamund, it was my nickname but I've changed my mind and I will use my own name Ceren, now. (Cer for short hehehe) Unfortunately I lost access to @rosamundhr so I will keep posting my stories here! I hope you enjoy it and I apologise for making you all wait for so long! Love you all, stay safe. 😸❤️

Summary: Katherine is a fan of Timothy Carlton, the writer who she knows nothing about. No photos, no interviews, no information, not even his age. And one day, a man comes into her life who claims to be her classmate from high school. But through the time, she has a gut feeling something is... Wrong.

Warnings: Mature content, self harm, violence, swearing.

Word count: 1855

Feedbacks are much appreciated and so motivating!

Chapter One

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  Katherine woke up with a weird feeling inside her chest. She was mad at herself for being like this: She could like someone so easily and fall in love with them soon after. It was not her fault though, he was really charming. Too good looking to like her back. However, she tried to convince herself that she just liked him and was attracted to him because he was a writer and well... Handsome as fuck. Not to mention his gentlemanly behaviour. Taking a deep breath, she reached out for her phone to tell her best friend about it. She didn't really have lots of friends and she never complained about it, she liked solitude.

  She scolded herself for being that excited about the thought of seeing him again. He was the very first thing that was on her mind in the morning and she wanted to talk to him again. So badly.

  K: Morning!

  S: Morning to you too 🤣

You're texting me 'morning' since when?

  K: Stop being sarcastic. Can't I be nice to my best friend?

  S: Of course you can, I'm kidding. I just wondered what made you this cheerful... Or who, I should say.

  K: You know who.

  S: Oh do I?

  K: Come on, Samantha! The man I met yesterday. I can't get him out of my mind, I don't know what happened to me but he's like... Cigarette.

  S: You're smoking? Since when???

  K: Of course I don't! It was just an example, idiot. Just can't get him out of my mind. What do I do?

  S: Text him maybe?

You won't seem desperate, don't worry. I am sure he found you attractive as well and he might even be in love with you.

  K: Okay, no need to exaggerate.

What do I say, good morning or hi?

  S: It doesn't matter!

  K: Okay, I'll text you later.

Are you sure I won't seem desperate?

  S: JUST TEXT HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE!

  K: OKAY I WILL!

  S: Don't forget to tell me about it. I gotta go now, talk to you later. xxx

  K: Bye! ❤️

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There was something different about him. Did she like him because he was attractive or because he was nice to her? She had to admit that he was attractive, but there was something else in his voice, in his looks, in the way he talked. She actually found him beautiful.

  Taking a deep breath, she finally decided to text him.

  K: Good morning. :)

  Was he still asleep? Maybe he was at work. Wait, do writers go to work? Maybe he had another job. Maybe not. Maybe he just did not want to talk to her... Why wasn't he replying?!

  She sighed in frustration as she took a big sip from her coffee and burned her tongue.

  B: Morning, Katherine.

How are you? :)

  He finally replied after 10 minutes. She bit her lip as her heart skipped a beat, and started typing.

  K: I'm good! Getting ready to go to school.

  K: I mean work.

  God, I'm an idiot, she thought.

  K: How about you?

  B: Just got out of shower, that's why I replied late by the way. Sorry about that. :)

  K: I was wondering if you would like to meet again sometime.

  She grinned as she bit her lip, that's what she always did when she was nervous or excited.

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  K: I would love that! When will you be free?

  B:I'm always available for you.

Whenever you'd like. :)

  She started squealing in excitement. What did he just say?!

  K:I'm free in the afternoon.

  B: Wonderful. How about the café we met?

  K: Sounds good. Is 2PM okay for you?

  B: Yes. I am looking forward to it, Katherine.

  K: So am I. :)

I gotta go now, see you later. x

  B: Have a good day. See you. x

  She looked at her watch and she was 30 minutes late already. Without telling Samantha about it, she started to get ready in a hurry.

  She was never late for work, so no one was upset with her being late.

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  ''...And my mum said I'm out of my mind!''

  Katherine just could not get him out of her mind, and she hated it. She did listen to her counselee but couldn't pay any attention, and now she was crying. She gave her a tissue, ''I understand you, Jane, and I hope telling me about it made you feel better. I know how difficult it is for you, but I have a suggestion. When I was your age, I found a way to deal with my problems: being your own counselor.'' She smiled warmly.

  ''My own counselor? How?'' The young girl sniffled.

  ''I imagined that I was told about everything I am going through, and I had to find them a way out. Think of it as if you're reading your life in third person of view. I did it for years and I still do when I don't want to tell people about my feelings. Plus, I found out that it was scientifically proven in college, so it is safe and it actually works. How does that sound?''

  She wiped her tears, ''I can try...''

  ''So tell me, what would you say to yourself if you were someone else?''

  ''I think I would say that maybe..." She sniffled, "Maybe her mother wasn't feeling good as well.''

  Katherine smiled, ''That's it! You are right. We all have problems that we don't want to tell the others and sometimes we might burn out on people we care about the most without being aware of it. You can ask your mother if she is feeling alright, it doesn't matter whether you are still upset with her or not; maybe you can help her as well just like you just helped yourself. That was very brave of you, in my opinion.'' She smiled wholeheartedly.

  The girl who was just crying smiled and said ''Thank you very much, Miss Daelan. It's going to be the first thing I'm gonna do when I'm home.''

  ''You're welcome. Feel free to talk to me anytime.'' She got up to open the door for her and then left the room as well before checking her phone.

3 new messages from Samantha

  S: Hey! Send screenshots!!!

Are you there?

Kath!

  K: I'm sorryyyy I was late to work already and then forgot to text you.

Here you go:

*screenshots*

  S: I told you that he liked you as well, he is flirting with you!

  K: No he's not!

  S: He adores you!

  K: You are really exaggerating.

  ''Miss Daelan, do you have a minute?'' Katherine looked up at the principle, "Yes, Mr Brealey."

  K: The principle wants to talk to me, I'll ttyl xxx

  S: What did he say?

  The old man opened his room's door for Katherine, she smiled and walked inside. He gestured her to sit down, "Please, have a seat." he said and closed the door. After sitting down, he cleared his throat and said "Miss Daelan, I... Erm..."

  He loosened his tie, couldn't dare to look at Katherine. His cheeks were red and there was a thin layer of sweat on his forehead. The young woman frowned a little, listening to him in curiosity. "I've known you since the day you started working here and... I must say that you are the most intelligent, kind, beautiful woman I have ever seen... I can't take my eyes off you because you're an amazing woman and I... I love you."

  Katherine was shocked, didn't know what to say at first. She did not feel honored at all, she was disgusted. "Excuse me? I thought you were married!"

  "Yes but I don't love my wife, I'm going to divorce her soon; you must understand Miss Daelan, I love you! Please give me a chance..." And now she felt her blood boil in her veins.

"I am sorry but it's never gonna happen. I suggest you to divorce your wife as soon as possible to keep her away from an asshole like you." Katherine stood up angrily and walked towards the door, "But Miss D--" and she shut the door.

  K: FUCKING HELL!

He said he loves me!

He's fucking married, Samantha!

*seen*

Are you there?

*seen*

  K: I guess you are busy

I'm going home to get ready, talk to you later xxx

  S: Sorry, I had to deal with a costumer

What a prick!!!

How dare he?

I want to kill him.

  K: Violence is never the answer but yeah, I pity on his wife to be honest. He even has children.

ANYWAY

WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?

S: Whatever you're comfortable with. :)

  K: How about a dress?

The one I wore when we last met?

  S: You look so hot in it 🔥

Wear that one!

  K: It covers all of my body, it's kinda tight and there's NO WAY I can look hot in it. I don't want to look pretentious anyway.

  S: Anything you wear looks good on you, love!

  K: Gay. 🤭

  S: Shut up. Wear it!

  K: LOL sorry!

I gotta go nowww

  S: Tell me all about it when you're home, IF you go back home ;) Good luck!

  K: I WILL and thanks! ❤️

  The young woman sighed as she tried to find her keys. She was still mad at the principal and it was frustrating her.

  After a short shower, she dried her hair with a towel and let her curls down on her shoulders. She wore the dress and looked in the mirror, It actually looks good, she thought. After applying some makeup and wearing her favourite her perfume, she was ready. She didn't like to wait and hated making the others wait for her as well, so she left her flat at 1:30PM. It took her 15 minutes to get to the café and she realized that she wasn't the only one who was punctual.

  "Hi..." She said as she walked towards the man she couldn't get out of her mind. He was wearing a brown jumper with beige trousers and she breathed his masculine, minty cologne in. Her heart was beating faster already.

  "Oh, hi, Katherine!" He stood up and for one second she didn't know what to do. Should she shake his hand or kiss his cheek? Or hug him? The young man leaned down and kissed her cheek before hugging her, she was shaking inside.

  He felt her body close to his. He felt her delicate, pale skin; and her linden scent made him feel dizzy. Her arms hugged his chest and he felt her plump, beautiful breasts. He watched her dress tighten around her curves as she moved.

  She was so beautiful and he could barely keep his hands to himself. He could kiss and take her right there, but didn't. He had to control himself until she submitted to him, which wasn't going to take long because it was in her blood. Submitting, obeying, and being his. He just knew it, and he was going to take what belonged to him. Katherine, belonged to him.

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Chapter Three

Please let me know what you think! ❤️

[anotherteenageroninternet]

* jumps excitedly* HEY HEY HEYYY

i think i just found out his real name

..

its *whispers* beautifulface nomoustache *squeels*

[moviesoutnowdotco]

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Bob-the-builder Humperdinck

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Benadryl Snickersbar

Bodysnatcher Cameltoe

Bubblegum Crackerjack

Bandicoot Crimpysnitch

Alcoholic Charizard

Burberry Chesterfield

Bob-the-builder Kumquat

Baggageclaim Cabbagepatch

Bonghead Candycrush

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Beerdrinker Talisman

All of these names are generated by Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator.

[unrelentinghost]

Jimmy Magma is the new Benadryl Cucumbersnatch

[taliashires]

help me out

- Boondock Cucumbersnatch

- Boojack Cocksnack

- Boobytrap Cockroach

- Benghazi Custardbath

- Bandicoot Thundersnatch

- Babadook Capitalism

- Benadryl Cabbagepatch

- Wimbledon Tennismatch (so far out there but yet so perfect)

- Banister Crumblebench

- Buttercup Cumbersnatch

-Bonkyhort Cutiebunch

- Bendynoodle Crumperbunts

- Bodysnatch Cummerbund

- Bumblebee Chernobyl

- Beneficiary Cucumber

- Cadbury Pringlebatch

- Bendadirk Cramplecrunch

- Boogeyman Captaincrunch

- Brokeback Mountainbatch

- Bootyhole Catch-22

[the-life-of-a-pile-of-trash]

Why do I feel like this could be a real life conversation between Tom Hiddleston and Benadryl Cucumbersnatch

[thedankestofstolenmemes]

How benadryl cucumbersnatch was created

[madrcar]

Reblog with a variation of “Benedict Cumberbatch”

Benadryl Cucumbersnatch

[deadshoppingmalls]

The scene with JLM's Sherlock Holmes confronting Eugene about his drug problem was better acted and more emotional than literally any scene that Benadryl Cucumbersnatch had in the entire run of Sherlock

[haussier]

shoutout to my mom for buying me the dvd copy of an ancient black-and-white adaptation of hounds of baskerville because i was a hardcore sherlockian and she had no fucking clue i was into benadryl cucumbersnatch

[scarlet--wiccan]

Maybe 616!Stephen is conventionally unpretty but can we agree that MCU!Stephen and Benadryl Cucumbersnatch look way worse than 616!Stephen? Like, Benadryl is not cute. He's just not.

Oh, I don't meant to say that Stephen is an objectively unattractive man. He's a cartoon character, he can be as cute or uncute as you want. I just think that the Doctor Strange getup is not sexy, his personality is not sexy, the Orientalism of it all is not sexy, and so forth. My response to Stephen Strange typically falls between "ew, this guy," (affectionate) and "okay, dad" (derogatory).

But then sometimes I get hit with a page like this and I don't know how to handle it.

What am I supposed to do with this? Who tf was this for??

[anotherteenageroninternet]

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[shipgirl13]

My favorite marvel actors are Crisp Rat, Marcus Buffalo, Benadryl Cucumbersnatch, and Candlestick Bossman.

[glassesweirdo]

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with someone at dinner, and it must have sounded really weird for me to say 'Benadryl cucumbersnatch' to anyone who didn't know what I was talking about