Male character that should have been gay: oh yeah I have a girlfriend............ she lives in........ Uh..... Europe
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Umbrella Academy characters as “bury your gays” style tropes except they’re not tropes, I made them up
Luther: apeify your straights
Diego (and Lila): institutionalize your bisexuals
Allison: deprive your straights of their loved ones
Klaus: resurrect your gays
Five: torture your aces with yet another apocalypse
Ben: bury your straights
Viktor: give your trans people unfathomable power
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Guys I have a Benrius theory
So the reason they aren't canon in camp Cretaceous is because they're already two couples and it would look weird if they were all just couples and you know they got together and then they got together and they got together and then there's no friends just being single you know so it seemed a little weird however
Now that we're in chaos theory and apparently Brooklyn and Kenji are just not really together and Darius is in his little denial State and Ben's just very tired and assuming he has a girlfriend buttttt
If there were two couples in camp Cretaceous wouldn't they try to make two couples out of the friend group and we already have Sammy and yas they're never going to break up but then we have that tension of Ben and Darius like can we talk about that for a bit I have a feeling well not a feeling but a possible theory that they could be possibly together in chaos theory because there aren't going to be three couples obviously in one little small friend group and since Kenji in Brooklyn aren't a couple anymore there's a open little slot.
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Let Sophie be Sophie
I need to put this to words because it’s all over my favorite tags.
But first, an obligatory Benedict gif because I can’t wait for him to lead S4.
First to clear things up: Benedict is not bi. He’s pansexual. Even Luke T. said that in his interview. Personally, it fits his vibe. He just attracts on people’s vibes. I do find the throuple scene to be tastefully done. In the end, it was all about him exploring his pleasures with two: one he’s familiar with and one he’s intrigued with. Sadly, the editing made it look like they had a weekend screwfest when it all happened in one night.
But this post isn’t about the threesome and whatever Benedict wants to label himself after this. This is about Sophie and how people already demanding to switch Sophie into a man or MTF trans. Sophie’s gender is a major point of her storyline. She’s a bastard (whether she’s an Earl’s bastard or not remains to be seen) and a maid. She doesn’t want to repeat her mother’s mistake of bringing another bastard child into the world and suffer the same she did. If you have a ween, you have more power than one with a vagina back in the day, even if you’re a bastard. So it’s not going to work.
In addition, Sophie is probably the emotionally strongest of the Bridgerton wives. This woman had hard life and was handed nothing but scraps. But she never lost her soul and steadfast values when the world turned against her. With due respect to Kate and Penelope (and Lucy if we ever get to Greg’s season), Sophie is tough as nails. I want to see a strong street smart female go head to head with the “community bicycle”, especially a certain offer comes to play.
Most of all, people forget that sodomy was a crime in England at the time. Yeah you can be discreet about it, but for it to be a happy ending, you can’t go and hide in the shadows. Even if you move to the countryside, you would be caught. And before people throw in the Frannie/Michaela comparison, it’s easier for women to get away with it as they can say they are friends. Plus Frannie will be a widow by then. While I feel for those who love Franchael, I’ve come to accept it. I hope they do this with care.
Now I saw someone thinking of a Mulan plot of crossdressing. I was thinking along the lines of Twelfth Night or As You Like It (if we’re going with the Shakespeare theme). But I doubt Shondaland will pull it off with care and without disrespecting trans actors if they go there.
Benedict’s arc is about being free right now but he’s also internally and emotionally set adrift. It’s the love of and for Sophie that will be his anchor. The love of a bastard daughter turned maid who saved him from illness after he saved her almost rape by her last employer’s son is going to open his heart that not even all the orgies and threesomes can compete with.
So yeah… let Sophie Beckett be Sophie Beckett. I don’t care which race or ethnicity. Just let her be a cis female.
(okay one more Ben gif for good measure)
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Colin is not Demisexual or queer. Not every character is gay. Benedict is the pansexual sibling the actor confirmed it. Stop erasing his sexuality for your Colin’s queer agenda.
”colin is not demisexual” he literally says he finds sex lonely and unfulfilling
“not every character is gay” says fucking who?
“benedict is the pansexual sibling” i wasn’t aware i said anything to the contrary
“stop erasing his sexuality” this just in apparently only one person can be pansexual at a time???
”colin is queer agenda” is it an agenda if it’s CANON
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I can't believe that my tag #ben is bi is finally canon...
I genuinely was not expecting it
And Michaela?
And honestly, I felt like this was the best season so far of Bridgerton. I cared about every storyline. They did Pen and Colin's story justice imo. And they gave Pen and Eloise's relationship the importance it was supposed to have. Francesca and John are adorable. And my beautiful children are happy and everyone loves them and they're having a baby.
Anthony and Kate this season 👇
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