#bi catnip

[capt-biglou]

Eli & Ales together, by the fantastic @eluvisen

[bread-wizards]

Guest's bisexual characters on Critical Role go "I am attracted to Liam and/or Marisha's character" and I go "oh, I'm sure".

[meirimerens]

[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.

Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾

[servicereward]

i think owen and preston should be considered handsome in-universe in a acquired-taste, differently-different kind of way. a la, something interesting about that guy's face. compels me, though.

puck like, "so bland. what if i made your gay boy blond doppelgänger wouldn't that be funny. nice."

[marxthecat]

Just got my fursona commissioned by solisxeny

https://www.instagram.com/solisxent?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

I have been waiting for this for a while and i am happy to have it done by such an amazing artist

[kalkydra]

it's a bit unfortunate i'm a faggot because if i was a lesbian my game would know no bounds. like multiple times random gay women in public have given me their numbers and i always feel a little bad for being gay in the wrong direction

[the-one-eyed-seer]

The inherent allure of trans men to cishet guys who find the idea of being gay more appealing than they’re comfortable admitting

[mowsyling]

Coming directly from his writer...

😏

gdi.. i love a man who has zero social skills [source]

[fancyfeathers]

Dick and his darling in the Hunger Games scenario would DEFINITELY be that golden couple that Bruce and his darling used to be back in the day, like they’re definitely a couple who “can’t get their hands off each other” or “can’t get enough of each other” because they’re never seen apart and Dick is REALLL heavy on the PDA. They’re probably gonna get married asap and it’ll be like the event of the decade in the capital. Everyone’s just having a great time while Dick’s darling and Bruce’s darling are just making soulless eye contact.

Yandere!Batfam Hunger Games AU

So Dick obviously proposes right after she was crowned the victor, right in front of all of Panem, making it impossible for her to refuse. Then right after that he probably moves temporarily to live with her in the Victor’s Village in her district for a few months, the press going crazy over the Capitol’s own golden boy and his victor sweetheart seeing her in her hometown, but of course the Victor’s Village is not her hometown, it is what she got at the cost of twenty one other lives, but the citizens of the Capitol don’t need to see what it was actually like for her growing up.

He’s the one planning the wedding while he is there, or rather he is the one communicating with the wedding planners in the Capitol, her stylist from the games already has her measurements so the wedding dress will not be an issue. The only thing she needs to worry about is putting on a smile for the cameras and learn how to smile for him since without him she would be dead just like all the other tributes and someone else would be the victor.

The wedding itself is at the end of her Victory Tour, when she returns to the Capitol. The entire time, she just tries to forget about everything, the games, the looks on people’s faces, how romanced her life has become. Honestly she probably gets to the point where during the Victory Tour, on the days leading up to the wedding, when she is not giving that same old speech that someone wrote for her, address the district and the family’s of the dead tributes, she locks herself in her room of the train, completely unable to get herself to move off of her bed. Dick leaves food on her bedside and encourages her to eat when she skipped meals that day, or he also picks her up to wash her off in the bath or even go in the bath with her.

It all just becomes too much when they reach the Capitol, the interviews, the fake smiles, the dinner and party at the Presidential Mansion, the food alone probably costed more money than her parents used to make in a year. The worst part is that she does not get to go back to “celebrate” the end of the Victory Tour with her district or go back home to her parents, no she stays in the Capitol. The morning after the Victory Tour is their wedding, everyone who is anyone in the Capitol will be there, it does not matter if the bride knows them or not. Her parents and sister are not there, she begged them not to come because she did not want them to see her like that, so they made themselves sick by eating catnip, since it works as an emetic agent on humans. So if they were sick they would not be forced to attend by the Capitol.

It is a beautiful wedding, but nothing like she wanted and not to the person she wanted. She would rather exchange vows in the middle of a forest with a complete stranger, than say I do in some ornately decorated garden in the Capitol in a dress she does not even like while hundreds of thousands of eyes are on her.

Half way through the party, she has to excuse herself so she can decompress, it just all has become too much for her, the conversation with the overprivileged who have no actual idea what her life is like and if they do then they don’t care, the constant affection from her now husband, and all the food that people want her to try and she feels painfully bloated and the way the dress squeezes in her stomach does nothing to help her. Her mentor, Bruce’s darling, comes and sits with her, the first bit of silence either of them has had all night…

“Does it get better?”

“…No, it does not.”

[capt-biglou]

Two of a kind, Ales and Eli, by the fantastic @r-b3033💜!

[1ncend1ary]

guys to be clear this is not a sebastian hate post.. i love him. i hold him dearly in my hands like borger… i just think its funny that he is the only outlier…

no because what are they putting in the water. why is everyone bisexual except sebastian.

[adelheidvonschicksal]

(Image credit and courtesy of @avidbroswer. See what you did to me. 🥺) Take the last line as you will people (it may be lightly implied nsfw *cough*). Yuuji is a puppy boy, and Megumi is a cat.

╴╴╴╴╴⊹ꮺ˚ ╴╴╴╴╴⊹˚ ╴╴╴╴˚ೃ ╴╴

Kitty Boy!Megumi who is all mean scratches and hisses and teeth and claws. He was abandoned by his previous owner and doesn’t care for anyone coming into his space. His sign at the animal shelter reads, “Please don’t touch, will bi—” with half the page aggressively missing. Clearly some people learn the hard way.

Kitty Boy!Megumi who refuses to wear his collar and glares at you when you even think about trying to put it on him and who grumbles and rolls his eyes when you joke to people that all his fighting is him giving you little love bites.

Kitty Boy!Megumi whose favorite pastime is taking up all the space on your couch while in human form like he owns the place. Then, he struts around in cat form to avoid you.

Kitty Boy!Megumi who only gives you the time of day when he’s hungry and takes all your best blankets as soon as they’re out the dryer and disappears under his blanket fortress for two days because he has the silent motto of “what’s yours is his and what's his is also his” apparently.

Kitty Boy!Megumi who clearly understands what you say and knows how to use his words but chooses not to so he can see you pout.

Kitty Boy!Megumi whose ears are always twitching when he hears your voice, who lets his tail rest across your lap when you feel sad, who scoots just the tiniest bit closer when you fall asleep next to him.

Kitty Boy!Megumi who glares at anyone you bring over to your place especially other men, and especially when they sit in his spot (conveniently next to your spot) on the couch or on his floor or at his kitchen counter or anywhere. In fact, kick them out and sanitize the place. And he swears if they block his sunlight one more time—

Kitty Boy!Megumi who pretends it doesn’t feel amazing when you scratch that perfect spot behind his ear and coo out a sweet "'Gumi~". Who gets red faced when his purrs finally break past the cage where he locked them in his chest and vibrate in his throat like a babbling brook before his eyes roll up and his head conks back.

Kitty Boy!Megumi who is trying his best to convince himself he doesn't like his hooman that much but who is also frantically trying to scent your jacket before you get done dressing in the other room to go to class.

Kitty Boy!Megumi who gets annoyed that you take advantage of his love of catnip to get him to do what you want – who when hyped up on the stuff, finally decides to prove that you belong to him and not the other way around. After all, what’s yours is his, including you.

Kitty Boy!Megumi who you realize is very, very good at pouncing.

[becausebuckley]

michelle's buddie fic recs: week 40!

a couple more brilliant fics i read this week, all spoiler-free for season 8! find some season 8 fics recs here!

this is a mix of fics with all ratings, so some include NSFW content. please take a look at both the ratings and the fic tags before reading!

if you come across something you like in this list, remember to show some love to the author by leaving kudos and a comment!

9-1-1 kinktober collection | WendyDarling95/@bi-buck-hi-eddie | 6.9k and counting | E

911 kinktober is such fun and i am especially loving these takes on the prompts!! chapter/day 4 is my favourite thus far <3

it's leading me on, every time we touch | lightyears/@bisexualbellamyblake | 5.7k | E

And then Maddie says, “Buck used to be a massage therapist” and everyone goes quiet, heads all swinging in Buck’s direction. i have such a weakness for massage fics and this is just perfect!!

it's okay | itsmylifekay | 11.1k | Not Rated

Buck gets hurt on a call and doesn’t tell anyone. loveliest buck-centric angst/hurt/comfort <3

tied with love | prettyboybuckley/@prettyboybuckley | 4.4k | M

Through a series of events, Buck realizes he likes the comfort bondage gives and he asks Eddie to help him non-sexual bondage <3 buck would love that so much!! i love this look at buck and eddie!!

we keep this love in a photograph | burnthatbridge/@burnthatbridge | 2.3k | T

Eddie comes out. Hen downloads him a dating app. Chim writes his bio. Buck supplies the photos. buck's photos <3 i love the firefam dynamics in this fic!!

where the tumbleweeds blow | resurrectionhymn/ @tallahasseemp3 | 16.7k | T

Eddie goes home to Texas. Buck follows. Along the way, they find each other. this fic has the best eddie & sophia bits and i loved reading it and seeing buck and eddie's dynamic so so much!!

you can feel it on the way home | lizzybizzyzzz | 7.6k | T

after eddie comes in contact with a bundle of magic catnip inside a problematic botánica, he finds himself in the care of his team; can the magic be reversed or will he become firestation 118's new furry mascot? i've reread this one several times now and it just gets better and better <3 i love hen and i love buddie and i love cats. literally could any fic be more perfect??

[theprogressdoctor]

„Guten Morgen Doktor Sawyer. Mein Name ist Loki, und ich muss sagen, es freut mich sie endlich einmal persönlich zu treffen. Ihre…Tests waren mal etwas anderes zu den Dingen, welche ich sonst so erlebe.“

Hat gerade das Spielzeug in dem Tank umgebracht damit die Tür sich öffnet, obwohl wusste das über ihr noch ein Lüftungsschacht ist.

„Bevor Sie fragen: ihrer Katze geht es gut. Ich hab ihm ein ausgestopftes Plüschtier mit Katzenminze zugeworfen. Er ist also eine Weile beschäftigt. Und obwohl Sie mich umbringen wollten, habe ich Ihnen dennoch etwas mitgebracht. Sehen sie es als Anerkennung für einen würdigen Gegner.“

Reicht dem Doktor maßgeschneiderte Anziehsachen.

„Freizeit und Arbeitskleidung genau auf Sie zugeschnitten. Natürlich die passenden Kittel mit eingesticktem Namen dürfen nicht fehlen.“

Streicht sich durch ihr weißes Haar, da an Albinismus leidet, während sich im Raum umsieht.

„Also, hier irgendwo war doch eine Küche für die Laborangestellten…Ich könnte was zu Essen und Kaffee machen…“

Vor sich hin murmelt ehe zum Doktor schaut.

„Kaffee? Schwarz wie Ihre Seele oder lieber garniert mit den Tränen und dem Blut Ihrer Feinde?“

Mit bösem Lächeln fragt und versucht sich an den Weg in die Küche zu erinnern. Das Ganze immerhin schon 10 Jahre her ist, das mal für kurze Zeit hier unten war.

„Während Sie sich anziehen können Sie ja versuchen zur Abwechslung eines MEINER Rätsel zu lösen. Also:

„Ein Bauer kauft auf dem Markt 3 Dinge:

Einen Fuchs, eine Gans und ein Sack Getreide. Auf dem Heimweg muss er über einen Fluss. Das Boot ist aber so klein, das der Bauer immer nur einen der Drei ans andere Ufer transportieren kann.

Wie bekommt der Bauer alle drei heil und unversehrt über den Fluss?

Bedenken Sie, Doktor, sobald der Fuchs mit der Gans alleine ist, wird er sie fressen.

Ist die Gans mit dem Getreide alleine wird sie das Getreide fressen.

Was ist die Lösung?

Lassen Sie sich Zeit, Doktor. Ich bin sicher, ein Mann Ihres Formates wird das Rätsel lösen.“

Lächelt zufrieden.

„Also, falls Sie Fragen haben sollten, egal welcher Art, ich bin in der Küche. Bis später Doktor~“

{Harley looks suprised, he tapes his pencil against the wooden surfaces of his desk.}

"Oh hello there, it's a pleasure to meet you Loki."

{Harley chuckles}

"I got tricks up my sleeve when I do my tests, I used fear againist them. That's why the nightmare critters are so important to me, they help me with my tests. They scare the test subject into submission so they do my bidding. They won't realise the ventilation shaft and how they can get out of the situation through that way."

{Harley crosses his arms after hearing Yarnaby got a cat toy with catnip in it to keep him busy}

"Well, if he starts destroying things then that be a whole mess to clean up for me."

{Harley gets up from his chair and looks at what you got for him}

"Now...what's this?..."

{Sawyer takes the clothes from you}

"Well, thank you Loki."

{Then Harley nods}

"Yes, a black coffee would be lovely. Thank you."

{Harley walks Loki leave and he starts to get dressed. He thinks about the riddle while Loki is gone.}

(Note from mod: I don't really know German, so I had to translate what you said into a translator but I don't know how accurate it is and went off from there. I didn't translate what I said into German because it might get lost in Translation. This is a first time I had someone roleplay in different language that wasn't English. I don't mind ofc! I hope someone could translate this into German since I'm not sure if you know English and that's fine! This is so new to me so I'm not sure how to handle it so I do apologise if i made any errors in this. 😅)

[storkmuffin]

Hi again! I’m the anon that asked if you could elaborate about the Jongho statement. Thanks for taking the time to explain! In addition to your bullet point about how Seonghwa doesn’t mind the term ‘wife’, have you seen how he’s openly accepting of being called ‘mom’ or ‘mommy’? I really love how Seonghwa doesn’t fall into the stereotypical traits of masculinity. I find his mentality of just doing him like wearing whatever he wants now to be one of the many reasons I love him! Do you think he would ever come out or make an announcement about being queer? This is totally getting into just my own personal thoughts but I get mixed feelings with Seonghwa where I think he is queer or if he’s just more in tune with his feminine side. What do you think?

OK so this is where being a Korean person in Korea who is fluent in English and well versed in American pop culture (up to a point) hits a limit. I actually don't understand what you guys are doing when you do the whole 'mommy' and 'mother' thing. The cultural position of Mother in Korea is completely asexual , and self-abnegating in the Giving Tree style - she is the one who sacrifices, who care-takes, who suffers in silence, is all accepting and never critical. (Personally this is why I think so many of us Korean women are refusing to become mothers, bc this role fucking sucks as defined.)

But when you guys say Mother - it means something else, doesn't it? So if Seonghwa is happy to hear it, maybe he understands what you're getting at?

In any case, I think he's actually queer and that's why he is willing to show himself in touch with his feminine side. You can have a gentle and soft persona off-stage, and many many many Korean boy idols absolutely cultivate exactly that image, without going over into being actually as feminine or queer as Seonghwa has done.

Moreover, to be super cynical about this, it's a pretty clever marketing strategy for someone who wants to have a long term show business career when his home base is Korean women. Because Korean culture is so confrontational, energetic and competitive, us tired modern women are desperate for the relaxing, the harmless, the soft, and the gentle in men. Being able to present yourself as the super-handsome, wild-on-stage man who, off-stage, in a fantasy version of 'real life,' is at heart a fastidious, soft-spoken good girl just like you? ABSOLUTE CATNIP. Also, so smart! It helps him differentiate himself from the rest of his group too, who tend to stay within established masculine roles. Wooyoung dancing in a skirt or Yeosang being very pretty isn't the same as being feminine, to me.

This isn't what you asked, but I will also add: Seonghwa puts on the 'soft spoken' voice which isn't his actual speaking voice. Wooyoung, who is irrepressible and competitive, has expertly imitated the 'muted' voice effect that Seonghwa does when speaking to Atiny in one of their behind the scenes things right after Seonghwa said something, asking' Why can't you just talk using your normal voice?' for example. Wooyoung exposed him on the spot like that, because he knows it's very seductive to Korean women lol.

OH and - you actually asked this - do I think he'll ever come out? And actually announce like, hi, I'm gay/bi/pan and this is my boyfriend? I mean, it doesn't seem likely, but if you know anything about Korea, you'll know that when we experience a shift, the shift is abrupt, fast and complete. So I wouldn't rule it out, but I will say - I feel myself to be living in very mainstream Korean middle class society, and I work for a very big corporation, I live in Seoul, and I don't know a single out person from work, school, social network, or church in my real life. It's a chicken and egg thing, but I do think that until more ordinary, every day queer people can come out, and like date in public like straights do, people who need to stay on the right side of public opinion, like idols and actors, wouldn't be ok coming out until the 'main' time of their career is over.

[all-seeing-ifer]

chase/jenna is obviously like catnip to me for many reasons but their most important quality is that they truly do embody that post that's like "why do people only ever start drama about bi women bringing their lame straight boyfriends to pride what about bi men and their lame straight girlfriends #erasure". I know in my heart of hearts if they ever went to pride a) it would be jenna's idea chase wouldn't even want to go b) ten minutes in jenna would start talking to some random dude about gay anime and chase would start trying to bury himself in the ground to get out of this situation