#source: shake it up

[rxmqnova]

Natasha: I just feel like I have a future with Wanda.

Y/N: So I can tell her you don't really know how to cook?

Natasha: Not if you wanna have a future.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Truth or dare

Richie: Truth

Eddie: Do you want to kiss me?

Richie: Dare

Eddie: I dare you to kiss me

Richie: Never have I ever-

Eddie: THAT’S NOT THE GAME!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Truth or dare?

Yelena: Truth.

Kate: Do you want to kiss me?

Yelena: Dare.

Kate: I dare you to kiss me.

Yelena: Never have I ever—

Kate: THAT’S NOT THE GAME!

[incorrects-pmatga-quotes]

Pacster: Do we have any pop tarts? Aunt Spheria: Pac, those things are 90% sugar. Pacster, excitedly: Oooh, do we have anything 100%?

[ladymiraclewings]

Rose: Do we have any pop tarts? Alya: Rose, those things are 90% sugar. Rose, excitedly: Oooh, do we have anything 100%?

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Will: truth or dare?

Nico: truth

Will: do you want to kiss me?

Nico: dare

Will: i dare you to kiss me

Nico: never have i ever—

Will: THAT’S NOT THE GAME

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions

Leo, to Mikey: What’s 7 x 7?

Donnie: Stuff he knows.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: McCullum, Jonathan is the smartest of us all. You two have absolutely nothing in common...

Edgar: No offense.

Geoffrey: None taken...

Geoffrey: But mostly, because I'm not sure why I should be offended.

[incorrect-hololive]

Kiara: Truth or dare?

Calli: Truth.

Kiara: Do you want to kiss me?

Calli: Dare.

Kiara, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me.

Calli: Never have I ever-

Kiara: THAT’S NOT THE GAME!

[milkqndrem]

After Anya accidentally makes a mutant egg for her science project

Anya: Oh my, it’s hatching! (Gasps) Here comes a new Forger! It’s beautiful! Come to mama baby!

Damian, in disgust: What the heck is that?

Becky: Uh, I thought only sharks had 3 sets of teeth

Anya: Oh, look! It’s kissing my finger!

Anya: Look, it’s sucking my finger!

Anya: Look, look, it’s sucking the blood from my finger…?

Anya: It’s eating my finger…

Anya: GET IT OFF MY FINGER!

[incorrect-uncharted]

Sam: Can you believe that? Scared of a little spider. Is there something on my shoulder? I'm not scared of the spider. I'm not. I am not. Go ahead and tell me it's the spider right now.

Nate: It’s the spider.

Sam: *Runs away screaming*

[rxmqnova]

Wanda: Y/N, Natasha is the smartest of us all. You two have absolutely nothing in common...

Wanda: No offense.

Y/N: None taken...

Y/N: But mostly, because I'm not sure why I should be offended.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions

Ben *to Bill*: What’s 7 x 7?

Eddie: Stuff he knows!

[purplegn0mes]

Tybalt: can you believe that? Scared of a little spider. Is there something on my shoulder? I'm not scared of the spider. I'm not. I am not. Go ahead and tell me it's the spider right now.

Gnomeo: it’s the spider.

Tybalt: *runs away screaming*

[top-wing]

Rod: I feel like an idiot.

Brody: We're both idiots. It's part of our charm.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Librarian: It's pay day!

*All of the writers scramble to get the money*

Librarian: Ha-ha, jump. Jump like you're dolphins and I have a bucket of sardines!