#big bad betty of the ‘pocalypse

[mihimelolz]

Good & evil yuri (real)😱

Hehe

[chesterthecourtjester]

Big bad Betty of the ‘pocalypse

[fennekuuu]

big bad betty of the 'pocalypse

[patchymoon]

homestuck month day 14: this is the brainrot i have experienced after working on a lyricstuck for a whole week

my brain automatically says that line is a homestuck reference every time even though im 99% sure 0 of the tally hall members (or associates) knew shit about homestuck

EDIT (that im making before i even have this shit posted publicly): andrew hussie made art for cojum dip in 2013-2014 so actually bora mightve known of homestuck in 2011 (when good & evil released). i do not know how to feel about this

EDIT EDIT: the "big bad betty of the pocalypse" line was in a demo version from may 2009, before the betty crocker plotpoint was introduced. crisis averted there is no actual homestuck in tally hall

also heres the full version of the condy meme i made in like 3 minutes

this pic goes unbelievably hard feel free to screenshot

[witchbugs]

hello beloved mutuals u’ll never guess what character this post is about. to celebrate the episode betty’s ten year anniversary of existence here is a annotation of sorts (?) of my betty playlist (<- talking to empty audience) warning this makes increasingly less sense

starting off strong with betty (a little bit of madness) by half shy !!!!! we dont appreciate this song enough THERE IS A SONG ABT HER !!!!!! BY SOMEONE WHO WROTE MUSIC FOR THE SHOW :3 dont even have to say anything abt this one

THE MOON WILL SING BY THE CRANE WIVES. ITS THE. THE I COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE ELSE. I SPENT SO MUCH TIME DEDICATED TO SIMON IM NOT SURE THERES EVEN ANY ME LEFT ANYMORE. shaking like a rabid dog do we get the vision

the deal by mitski !! this one is just sooo betty fusing with golb ok trust me

& by tally hall!! this one is solely for the outro tbh 😭 BIG BAD BETTY OF THE POCALYPSE, SHE OPENS HER LIPS AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ‼️🔥🔥

I BET ON LOSING DOGS BY MITSKI. GODDD THIS IS THE ONE THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST. III BET ON LOSING DOGSS, I KNOW THEYRE LOSING AND I PAY FOR MY PLACE BY THE RING. simon/ice king ok. are we seeing the vision. and dont even get me STARTEDDD on i always want u when im finally fine… ITS THE WAY SIMON WAS INSANE AND WHEN HE WAS FINALLY HIMSELF AGAIN SHE WAS GONE. EATING GLASS. and FINALLY the SOMEONE TO WATCH ME DIE. GODDDD.

curses by the crane wives! I JUST THINK IT FITS OK :3 the devils after both of ussss OUGHGUH

no eyed girl by lemon demon, gonna be so real idk how to explain this one. we’re just vibing

i’m your man by mitski. yes theres a lot of mitski. this is on my petrigrof playlist as well and i think it could be from either pov tbh. LIKE the first verse is betty i think and the second is simon’s suicidal ass in fionna and cake

running up that hill (a deal with god) by kate bush :3 this ones just OBVIOUSSS id make a deal with god… GET HIM TO SWAP OUR PLACES…..

my girlfriend is a witch by october country ! just for sillies. magic betty ily forever and ever

love, me normally by will wood! dont know how to explain this one either tbh bc will wood lyrics scramble my brain but in a pleasant way. idk i just think shes full of autism and also magic insanity

sick of losing soulmates by dodie! OUGHGHG. another more petrigrof centered one but mannn . I CAN FINALLY SEE UR AS FUCKED UP AS ME SO HOW DO WE WIN. I WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. lighting myself on fire

death thrice dawn by the scary jokes! ngl i dont remember adding this one but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tossing this verse at u

wife by mitski!!!! is this a stretch. idc idc. ur home to mee if i am not urs what am iiii

goodbye, my danish sweetheart by mitski !! guhh magic betty and “i’m sure that uve seen what its done to my heart” and “im not the girl i ought to be” and “you can tell them what u saw in me and not the way i am” ☹️ ANDDD could we just be what we’re meant to be, im just about to beg u pleaseew ☹️💔

i guess by mitski GODDDD so proud of her for moving on and idk learning to pass the bechdel test i GUESS but im GOINJ TO EAT FIBERGLASS

ANDDD THATS THE END !!! FOR NOW !!! there will be more songs on this playlist later :3 if u read this ily and i will probably do this w/ my petrigrof playlist at some point :3

[maxwelllhammer]

BIG BAD BETTY OF THE 'POCALYPSE

[void019]

LOVE OF THE S*N

CAME BACK AGAIN TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT HE NEVER SAID IT WOULD MEET DEMAND SHAME ON A MARTYR CALMING FRIENDS FROM EITHER PERSPECTIVE OF &

WEAK & STRONG & WET & DRY & RIGHT & WRONG & LIVE & DIE & SANE & GONE & LOVE & NOT & ALL THE &'S THAT WE FORGOT SO SING WHILE YOU HEAR IT DON'T DENY IT LEAVE IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF IT COME BACK AGAIN TO MAKE THINGS STAND WITH NO DISRESPECTING THE & HIGH & LOW & NEW & OLD & STOP & GO & HOT & COLD & JOHN & YOKO & DARK & LIGHT, IT'S ALMOST TIME TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO IT

THEY TOOK A LESSON FROM THEIR FATHERS TOLD THEM THEY WERE THE SAME COMMAND "WAIT FOR THEIR MINDS TO MAKE COMPLETE" THEIR LIVES STUCK BESIDE EVERY &

WORDS & NUMBERS & SOUND & SILENCE "STOP THE PEACE & KEEP THE VIOLENCE" NO & YES & WE DIGRESS IT LIVES WITH SAD & HAPPINESS - OH GOD.

‎ BIG BAD BETTY OF THE 'POCALYPSE SHE OPENS HER LIPS & IT GOES LIKE THIS WHEN THE GOLDEN RULE & THE JUNGLE MEET THERE'LL BE NOTHING TO LOVE AND THERE'LL NO ONE TO BEAT OH THE THINGS WE KNOW THE THINGS WE DON'T OH THE THINGS WE THINK & CAN WILL & WON'T WE'RE LOATH TO GATHER THAT NOTHING'S LEFT WE'RE ALL TOGETHER & WE'RE AL BEREFT CAPITALISTS & COMMUNISTS, YOU DID THE HOKEY POKY & IT WENT LIKE THIS, YOU HATE EACH OTHER & YOU LOVE YOURSELVES, IT MIGHT HEAVEN & IT MIGHT BE HELL OH THE THINGS WE DO THE THINGS WE SAY OH THE THINGS WE WISH WE COULD WASH Away

Explode

[mothtux]

“Big bad Betty of the ‘pocalypse”

First post on here woahhgh!!!! Trying to figure out how tumblr works currently sooo….

[etunpeudevitriol]

What is it with Tally Hall's Good and Evil album and songs that go super hard towards the end? Like the beginnings are good too but I get to the end and I'm fully stimming

& - Big Bad Betty of the 'pocalypse etc. etc. It's a huge head bopper ending

You & Me - the "you turn away and around" part, especially when superimposed with lines from the chorus

Who You Are - another Rob song that superimposes catchy ending lines with some from the chorus

Hymn for a Scarecrow - so they circle AND FLY! (and fly, fly, fly until the keyboard goes insane and so do I) ((ok sure it's not at the end end but it's still towards the end and I want to count it so I'll count it))

The Trap - but it's ON! OOON! OOON! OOON! OOON! OOON! OOON! OOON! OOON! OOONNNNNN! (It feels like fireworks in my head, I want to listen to this part on repeat forever)

Out in the Twilight - Collect yourself and move into the street!! The rest of our entire life is free!! :D !!

Honorary mentions (I had to, cause they don't illustrate my point as well but they still somehow count in my heart)

Never Meant to Know - I can't fully count it cause it has a pretty standard bridge-into-the-chorus ending. But the bridge and the "There are some things we don't understand/ Reasons on the other hand" resolution bait have my tummy full of butterflies, so <3

Misery Fell - the instrumental bridge gives me the impression that it's gonna land into something a bit quicker paced. Still I like the extended chorus, reminds me of the last chorus in High Hopes by Pink Floyd, like a joyful collection of photos

[hidden-1n-the-sand]

BIG BAD BETTY OF THE 'POCALYPSE

SHE OPENS HER LIPS AND IT GOES LIKE THIS

WHEN THE GOLDEN RULE AND THE JUNGLE MEET

THERE’LL BE NOTHING TO LOVE AND THERE’LL BE NO ONE TO BEAT

[scrawnym4]

Big bad Betty of the 'pocalypse

she opens her lips & it goes like this

[omegasmileyface]

big bad betty of the 'pocalypse. she opens her lips and it 'pocalypse

[80s-reject]

big bad betty of the 'pocalypse

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

Me: Blease... i need to comprehend what's happening around me... people are talking to me...

My brain, rotating a 3D image of a trout in my mind's eye: big bad Betty of the 'pocalypse! ohhhhh she opens her lips and it goes like this- got a heart of glass or a heart of stone, just you wait till I get you alone -BIG AND SMALL AND TALL AND SHORT AND

[depraced]

&"

Love of the s*n

Came back again to make it clear that

He never said it would meet demand

Shame on a martyr, claiming friends from

Either perspective of &

Weak & strong &

Wet & dry &

Right & wrong &

Live & die &

Sane & gone &

Love & not &

All the &s that we forgot so

Sing while you hear it, don't deny it

Leave if you can't stand the thought of it

Come back again to make things stand with

No disrespect to the &

High & low &

New & old &

Stop & go &

Hot & cold &

John & Yoko

Dark & light

It's almost time to say goodnight to it

They took a lesson from their fathers

Told them that they were the same command

Wait for the minds to make complete

Their lies stuck beside every &

Words & numbers

Sound & silence

Stop the peace &

Keep the violence

No & yes &

We digress

It lives with sad & happiness

Oh, God!

Big bad Betty of the 'pocalypse

She opens her lips and it goes like this

When the golden rule and the jungle meet

There'll be nothing to love and there'll be no one to beat

Oh, the things we know, the things we don't

Oh, the things we think, we can, will and won't

We're loathed together and nothing's left

We're all together and we're all bereft

Capitalist, communist

You did the hokey pokey and it went like this

You hate each other and you love yourselves

It might be heaven and it might be hell

Oh, the things we do, the things we say

Oh, the things we wish we could wash away

we do a little bit of trolling

-📟

Walk right in all you sinners and saints Tonight's the night we're gonna take off these chains Some wounds will never mend

It came with a warning, now we're all out of time This romance with ignorance has left us behind Sit back, relax, begin

It's too early for surrender Too late for a prayer We can't go to hell if we're already there They say the end is coming And I need to prepare We can't go to hell if we're already there

It's no mystery, what can I say, we're blind by design And history keeps getting paid to change it's mind Some wounds will never mend

Divided by deception, but together we must rise Deafened by the naive while we silence the wise So sit back, relax, begin

It's too early for surrender Too late for a prayer We can't go to hell if we're already there They say the end is coming And I need to prepare We can't go to hell if we're already there

Turn that fear into a souvenir The world is waiting and the hour's near So if you need a reason If you need a sign Open up your eyes You'll see they stole your water Turned it into wine

Sit back, relax, begin It's too early for surrender Too late for a prayer We can't go to hell if we're already there They say the end is coming And I need to prepare We can't go to hell if we're already there

It's too early for surrender Too late for a prayer We can't go to hell if we're already there They say the end is coming And I need to prepare We can't go to hell if we're already there

[pinkyellowblue]

you dont know me but i-i-i-i-i-ii- got a confession to make...

I hope u can forgiwve me...

Big bad Betty of the 'pocalypse She opens her lips & it goes like this When the golden rule & the jungle meet There'll be nothing to love & there'll be no one to beat Oh, the things we know, the things we don't Oh, the things we think we can will & won't We're loath to gather & nothing's left We're all together & we're all bereft Capitalists, communists You did the hokey-pokey & it went like this You hate each other & you love yourselves It might be heaven & it might be hell Oh, the things we do The things we say Oh, the things we wish we could wash away

I FOGRIVE YOU ANON & that was an AMAZING choice of words